1 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:13,914 - ANOTHER REFILL, BOYS? 2 00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:15,583 - OH, NO, I'M GOOD. - ME TOO. 3 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:17,051 FREE OR NOT, 4 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:18,852 A MAN CAN ONLY DRINK SO MUCH ICED TEA. 5 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,755 - HIT ME. 6 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:23,557 WHAT? IT'S BOTTOMLESS BEVERAGE DAY. 7 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:26,627 I INTEND TO FIND THE BOTTOM. 8 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:28,562 - HASKELL, HOW ARE YOU HOLDING IT IN? 9 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:31,031 I'VE HAD TO PEE TWICE JUST WATCHING YOU. 10 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,500 - OH, WELL... 11 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:35,936 THE LUTZES ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR INCREDIBLE BLADDER CONTROL. 12 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:37,471 WE LOOK AT IT AS COMPENSATION 13 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:41,175 FOR COLORBLINDNESS AND TINY FEET. 14 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:43,477 - HI, HI. all: HEY. 15 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:45,479 - NICKI, THIS CAME TO THE OFFICE TODAY. 16 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:48,716 - OH, IT'S MY DIVORCE PAPERS. 17 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,084 IT'S FINAL. 18 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:51,385 YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF BITTERSWEET 19 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:54,422 WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THE YEARS YOU SPEND--HELLO, CHECK! 20 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:55,823 - OH. 21 00:00:55,823 --> 00:00:57,791 - OH, THAT'S A TIDY, LITTLE SUM. 22 00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:59,760 A LOT OF INTERESTING THINGS CAN BE DONE WITH THAT, HUH? 23 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,762 IRA, MONEY MARKET FUND, 24 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:03,831 OR, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING A LITTLE SEXIER, 25 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:06,500 TAX-FREE BOND. 26 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:09,603 - WHAT KIND OF SEX ARE YOU HAVING? 27 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,305 - WE SHARE A WALL. 28 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:12,506 NONE. - MM. 29 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:15,643 - I'M SURPRISED THAT HOLLY'S NOT 30 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:17,245 DELIVERING NICKI'S DIVORCE PAPERS IN PERSON, YOU KNOW? 31 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:19,313 SHE USUALLY LIKES TO MAKE A MOMENT OF IT. 32 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:22,150 I REMEMBER SHE TOLD ME I WAS A STRONG MAN 33 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,352 WITH A GREAT LIFE AHEAD OF ME, AND... 34 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:25,586 I COULDN'T REALLY HEAR THE REST. 35 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,889 I WAS SOBBING LIKE A SEA CAPTAIN'S WIDOW. 36 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:30,158 - WHERE IS HOLLY? 37 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:31,525 WE HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE THE ENGAGEMENT. 38 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:32,960 - YEAH, SHE HASN'T BEEN IN THE OFFICE. 39 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,295 ALTHOUGH, I'M NOT COMPLAINING. 40 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:37,998 I KIND OF LIKE MY FOUR-HOUR LUNCHES. 41 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:39,300 - I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE AGREED TO MARRY CHARLES 42 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,569 AND ALLOW HERSELF TO BE USED AS A POLITICAL PAWN. 43 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:43,070 I MEAN, THE HOLLY THAT I KNOW 44 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:46,073 IS A DOWN-TO-EARTH, SENSIBLE WOMAN. 45 00:01:46,073 --> 00:01:48,676 - HELLO, EVERYONE! 46 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:51,879 MY FIANCE CHARLES AND I JUST SPENT THE LOVELIEST AFTERNOON 47 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:53,881 AT GRACIE MANSION WITH THE MAYOR, 48 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:55,783 WHO HAPPENS TO BE A VERY CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND 49 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:59,487 OF MY FIANCE, CHARLES. 50 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:02,423 HE'S MY ROCK. 51 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,024 WAKE UP. I'M TRYING TO SHOW OFF MY RING. 52 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,195 - THAT'S IT? WHERE'S THE... 53 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:08,996 "WAY TO GO HOLLY"? OR AT LEAST, 54 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:11,865 "HEY, IF YOU CAN DO IT, ANYONE CAN?" 55 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,701 - WELL, FRANKLY, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK. 56 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:15,203 WE NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D SAY YES. 57 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:16,704 - WHY WOULDN'T I? 58 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:18,972 - BECAUSE, HON, THE REASON HE WANTS TO GET MARRIED SO FAST 59 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,442 IS TO HELP HIM GET ELECTED TO THE SENATE. 60 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:23,043 - ARE YOU FORGETTING THAT I WAS THE ONE 61 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:25,613 WHO ORIGINALLY SET THE DATE FOR NEXT WEEK? 62 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:27,715 IT JUST SO HAPPENS IT WORKS FOR CHARLES, TOO. 63 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:29,417 HOW MAGICAL IS THAT? 64 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:33,221 THE UNIVERSE HAS SENT ME THE PERFECT MAN, AND WE'RE IN LOVE. 65 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:34,622 - WELL, I THINK I KNOW A THING OR TWO 66 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,657 ABOUT AFFAIRS OF THE HEART. LET ME SETTLE THIS. 67 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,592 HMM. 68 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:45,899 LET'S SEE, A PRINCESS CUT, EXCELLENT CLARITY, 69 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,635 ABOUT 2.3 CARATS. 70 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:49,102 YEP. 71 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:52,005 THIS IS LOVE. 72 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,307 - OH, HEY, HOLLY, I WANTED TO-- 73 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:56,677 WHAT THE WHAT? 74 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:57,911 NICE ICE! 75 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,680 - NOW THAT'S A REACTION! 76 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,851 - OHH, LOOK AT YOU ABOUT TO GET MARRIED. 77 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,419 I USED TO HAVE A SMILE LIKE THAT. 78 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:06,687 - OH. 79 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,522 - NOW I'M DIVORCED. 80 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,424 AND I HAVE A BIGGER ONE. - AH! 81 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:11,692 - IN FACT, TONIGHT, I WANT TO CELEBRATE. 82 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,793 PARTY ON ME. 83 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,595 all: OH, YEAH! - I WILL BE HERE. 84 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,264 - YEAH, REALLY? YOU'RE REALLY GONNA BE HERE? 85 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:17,565 - YEAH, WHY WOULDN'T I? 86 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:19,967 - WELL, YOU SURE YOU HAVE TIME FOR US COMMON FOLK? 87 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,335 - YEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE A GALA AT WAYNE MANOR 88 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:22,336 WITH COMMISSIONER GORDON? 89 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:23,804 - OKAY, KNOCK IT OFF. 90 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,906 LOOK, I KNOW I'VE BEEN A LITTLE BUSY, 91 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:28,342 BUT THERE'S NOBODY MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN YOU GUYS. 92 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:30,177 - AW. 93 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:33,080 CHARLES. SEE YA. 94 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:37,985 - * DE-DO DE-DO 95 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:38,986 - * DE-DO DE-DO 96 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,187 *DE-DO DE-DO * 97 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:41,489 *DE-DO DE-DO * 98 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:44,425 - * DE-DO DE-DO 99 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:45,593 * DO-DO-DO 100 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:47,194 * DO-DO-DO-DO 101 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:50,698 - WHY ARE YOU WALKING LIKE THAT? 102 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,733 - I GOT TWO GALLONS OF ICED TEA IN ME, 103 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,167 AND IT WANTS OUT! 104 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:56,203 - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LUTZ BLADDER CONTROL? 105 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:57,805 - EVEN A LUTZ HAS HIS LIMITS. 106 00:03:57,805 --> 00:03:59,006 COVER ME. I'M GONNA USE THIS BUSH. 107 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:00,774 - NO! NO, NO! 108 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,643 - I SAID COVER ME! I GOT TO GO! 109 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,778 - THEN SO DO I. 110 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,179 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 111 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:16,189 UH! ANYBODY GOT A BATHROOM I COULD USE? 112 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:22,396 PLEASE! I'LL GIVE YOU TEN BUCKS! 113 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,598 - FOR TEN BUCKS, YOU CAN USE MINE. 114 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:25,833 YEAH. 115 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,835 - YOU CAN USE MINE FOR SEVEN! 116 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:28,836 - SEVEN! SEVEN. 117 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,137 - I'LL DO IT FOR FIVE. 118 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:31,138 - FIVE IT IS! 119 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:32,406 ALL RIGHT! 120 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:33,407 BUZZ ME IN! 121 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:36,410 BUZZ ME IN! 122 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:43,216 - HI, CHARLES. 123 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:44,652 WHAT DID YOU WANT TO SEE ME ABOUT? 124 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:45,753 - SOMETHING THAT COULDN'T WAIT. 125 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:46,754 - WHAT? 126 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:47,755 - I MISSED YOU. 127 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:50,157 - AWW. 128 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:52,460 I MISSED YOU, TOO. 129 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:55,062 HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE SNEAK OFF AND GO SOMEWHERE ALONE? 130 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:57,598 I HAVEN'T HAD YOU TO MYSELF SINCE THE ENGAGEMENT. 131 00:04:57,598 --> 00:05:00,133 - OH, I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT I'M BOOKED ALL DAY. 132 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,402 LIFE OF A CONGRESSMAN. 133 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:03,937 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT AVAILABLE, 134 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:05,906 COULD YOU AT LEAST BE A LITTLE LESS HOT? 135 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:09,377 - OH, AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING? 136 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:12,245 - YEAH. - ANYWAY... 137 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:13,647 THE CAR IS WAITING DOWNSTAIRS, 138 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:16,116 AND YOU DON'T WANT TO BE TARDY FOR THE SCHOOL BOARD. 139 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:17,585 OH, THAT JUST CAME OUT. 140 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:20,053 I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE SO WHIMSICAL. 141 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,389 - I'M SURE IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 142 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:23,391 I'LL CALL YOU THIS AFTERNOON. 143 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:24,725 - OKAY. 144 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:25,926 - HOLLY, WHILE YOU'RE HERE, 145 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:28,496 LET'S GO OVER YOUR SCHEDULE FOR TONIGHT. 146 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:30,097 - TONIGHT? WAIT, UH-OH, 147 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:31,164 THAT'S GONNA BE A PROBLEM. 148 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,668 I HAVE PLANS WITH FRIENDS. 149 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,137 FRIENDS? YOU KNOW... 150 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:41,208 PEOPLE YOU HANG OUT WITH WHO OCCASIONALLY MAKE YOU SMILE? 151 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,276 - HOW ABOUT A COMPROMISE? 152 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,278 THERE IS NO REASON YOU CAN'T 153 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:47,415 FULFILL YOUR POLITICAL DUTIES AND STILL MAKE YOUR PARTY. 154 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:48,416 - OKAY, GREAT. 155 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:49,883 - YOU WILL HAVE 12 MINUTES. 156 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:52,185 - 12 MINUTES? IT'S GONNA TAKE ME THAT LONG 157 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:55,856 JUST TO DO MY MOCKING IMPRESSION OF YOU. 158 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,659 - YOU'LL DO WHAT WE CALL "THE FRENCH LEAVE." 159 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:00,461 YOU MAKE A BIG, SPLASHY ENTRANCE, 160 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:01,929 MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE THERE, 161 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:03,431 AND THEN WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING, 162 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:06,667 YOU SLIP OUT LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT. 163 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:09,437 - SO BASICALLY YOU WANT ME TO BAIL ON MY FRIENDS? 164 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:13,006 - EITHER THAT OR LET THE CONGRESSMAN DOWN. 165 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:14,642 HOLLY... 166 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:16,444 HE IS DEPENDING ON YOU. 167 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:18,512 - ARE YOU SURE THIS FRENCH LEAVE THING WORKS? 168 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:19,880 - OF COURSE. 169 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,750 RIGHT NOW, MY MOTHER THINKS I'M AT LUNCH WITH HER. 170 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,326 - HEY, LOOK, IT'S MISS BITTER AMERICA. 171 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:35,463 - MM. 172 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:36,830 EDEN MADE ME WEAR IT FOR THE PARTY. 173 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:37,965 IT'S DUMB, RIGHT? 174 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:40,868 OH, THAT'S RIGHT, I'M SINGLE. 175 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:42,035 - OH, GOOD. YOU'RE ALL HERE. 176 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:43,471 YOU KNOW HOW I'M ALWAYS SAYING 177 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:44,938 THAT I GOT A MILLION-DOLLAR IDEA, BUT THIS TIME I REALLY DO? 178 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,206 - MM-HMM. 179 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:48,976 - WELL, THIS TIME, I REALLY DO. 180 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,844 YOU WANNA HEAR IT? 181 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,480 - OOH, I DON'T, BUT IT'S LIKE A HORROR MOVIE. 182 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,714 YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T OPEN THE DOOR, 183 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:56,149 BUT YOU JUST CAN'T HELP YOURSELF. 184 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,384 - DON'T YOU OPEN THAT DOOR, STUART. 185 00:06:57,384 --> 00:07:01,088 DON'T YOU DARE OPEN THAT DOOR. 186 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,590 - I CAN'T HELP IT. WHAT'S THE IDEA? 187 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:06,494 - A NETWORK...OF TOILETS. 188 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:10,764 - ARE YOU HAPPY, STUART? YOU OPENED THE DOOR. 189 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,867 - LADY AND GENTLEMEN, I AM GOING TO CREATE AN APP 190 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:17,738 WHICH CONNECTS THOSE WITH BATHROOMS TO THOSE IN NEED, 191 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:19,807 AND I CALL IT... 192 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:23,644 PEE HARMONY. 193 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:25,879 - LIKE AN AIRBNB FOR TOILETS? I GET IT. 194 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:27,147 - REALLY? - YEAH. 195 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:29,149 - BECAUSE WE NEED A SELECT GROUP OF INVESTORS WITH VISION 196 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,984 AND A PASSABLE CREDIT SCORE. 197 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:32,520 - WHAT? 198 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,687 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING TO GET? 199 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,155 I MEAN-- - WHOA, ARE YOU CRAZY? 200 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,957 I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU TAKE YOUR SETTLEMENT MONEY 201 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:40,027 AND LITERALLY FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET. 202 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,795 - I'M SORRY, HASKELL. MAYBE STUART'S RIGHT. 203 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,764 I SHOULD WAIT FOR A SAFER INVESTMENT. 204 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:45,198 - OKAY. 205 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:48,669 BUT IF YOU CAN FIND SOMETHING SAFER THAN TIME-SHARING TOILETS, 206 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:51,004 BE MY GUEST. 207 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:53,306 - WHAT AM I, THE DESIGNATED DRINKER? 208 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,708 - OH. - THIS IS A PARTY, PEOPLE. 209 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,276 GET YOUR DRINK ON! - YES, OKAY. 210 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:58,411 - THAT LIQUOR IS BROWN. 211 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,614 - HELLO, EVERYONE. LOOK WHO'S HERE. 212 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,215 HOLLY'S HERE. 213 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,451 HI, NICKI. HI, STUART. 214 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:05,553 I'M HERE. 215 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:07,054 HI, EDEN, I MADE IT. 216 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:08,856 PHIL, LOOK, I'M HERE. - HEY. 217 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:10,558 HI, HASKELL, I-- - YEAH, YES, YOU'RE HERE. 218 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:11,892 WE GET IT. - OH, OKAY, GOOD. 219 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:13,627 AH, YES, TO PARTY WITH MY FAVORITE PEEPS. 220 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,328 - OKAY, WELL, LET ME GET YOU A DRINK. 221 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,997 OR CUT YOU OFF. - NO. 222 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,099 NO, LET ME BUY A ROUND. IT'S ON ME. 223 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,467 - OH, COME ON. I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT. 224 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:21,869 - WHY NOT? IT'S YOUR PARTY, 225 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,303 AND I'LL BUY IF I WANT TO. 226 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:25,806 OH-HO-HO-HO. 227 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:29,943 LOOK, I MADE A JOKE AT 8:17. REMEMBER THAT. 228 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:32,880 COULD YOU SEND A ROUND OF DRINKS TO THAT TABLE OVER THERE? 229 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:38,819 HI. 230 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,053 WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME? 231 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,989 LISTEN, YOU GUYS, I--JUST FOR A MINUTE. 232 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,156 JUST FOR A SEC-- - HEY. 233 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,592 - HI. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 234 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,093 - NOTHING. - YEAH? 235 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:47,360 'CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST GOT HERE 236 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,596 AND YOU'RE TRYING TO SNEAK-- 237 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:52,600 OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE DOING THE FRENCH LEAVE. 238 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,334 - THE FRENCH WHAT? - WHAT'S GOING ON? 239 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,402 - HOLLY'S DOING THE FRENCH LEAVE. 240 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:56,403 - I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT. 241 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:57,738 SHE CAME IN WAY TOO HOT. 242 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,707 - WHOA, HEY. 243 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:00,774 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 244 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:01,942 - HOLLY'S FRENCH LEAVING US. 245 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,745 - I'M BEING FRENCH LEAVED AT MY OWN PARTY? 246 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,213 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 247 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,948 YOU CAN'T PULL OFF THE FRENCH LEAVE WITH SO FEW PEOPLE. 248 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,617 - EXACTLY. FOR A CROWD THIS SIZE, 249 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:14,121 YOU GO WITH THE MEXICAN BACK-OUT. 250 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,056 - HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT THIS? 251 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:19,860 - HOW DO YOU THINK WE GET OUT OF YOUR CHRISTMAS PARTIES? 252 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,461 - WHAT'S WITH THE GAMES, HOLLY? 253 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,496 - I'M SORRY. I WANTED TO BE HERE. 254 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:25,465 I REALLY DID. BUT... 255 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:28,001 CHARLES HAS ALL THESE EVENTS I'M SUPPOSED TO GO TO. 256 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,502 - WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD JUST GO. 257 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:31,004 I MEAN, IT'S PART OF YOUR NEW LIFE. 258 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:33,707 - YEAH, I KNOW WE GAVE YOU A HARD TIME, BUT WE GET IT. 259 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,042 - YEAH, YOU GOT RESPONSIBILITIES. 260 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:37,945 I MEAN, YOU'RE THE CONGRESSMAN'S FIANCE. 261 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,279 - YEAH, WE UNDERSTAND. 262 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,014 JUST GIVE ME MY GIFT AND GO. 263 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,016 I'M KIDDING. GO. 264 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,017 - OKAY. 265 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,018 - BUT YOU CAN MAIL IT TO ME, THOUGH. 266 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,687 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. 267 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:47,721 ALL RIGHT, BYE, GUYS. 268 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,522 - BYE. - UH-HUH. 269 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,162 - EVERYBODY HAVE ONE? 270 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,163 - YEAH. - I GOT ONE. 271 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:57,197 - YES, I HAVE. - I GOT TWO. 272 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,703 - WHAT? LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED. 273 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,140 GIVE ME A SHOT. 274 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,813 - TO NICKI! all: NICKI! 275 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,447 - OH, WAIT, THAT'S ME. 276 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,249 I THOUGHT I LOOKED FAMILIAR. TO NICKI! 277 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:22,656 - AH, THE LAUGH IS BACK. 278 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,858 I MISSED THAT HEARTY HONK. 279 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,094 - WHAT? YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT A FAN 280 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:29,429 OF THE NEW ONE? "OH-HO-HO-HO-HO!" 281 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,430 - NO, NO, NO. IT'S MORE LIKE THIS. 282 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,932 "WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!" 283 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,967 - NO, NO, IT'S LIKE, "WHOO-WHOO-WHOO-WHOO-WHOO-WHOO." 284 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,470 - HOW DARE YOU. 285 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,706 IT WAS LIKE, "OH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!" 286 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:43,110 - YES! 287 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,512 NICKI, SWEETIE, ARE YOU OKAY? 288 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,580 HONEY, YOU'RE PALE, AND YOUR EYES LOOK GLASSY. 289 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,182 - OH. - THEY ARE? 290 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,151 - IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE? 291 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,787 - I'M A DOCTOR. - WHA-WHAT? OH. 292 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,022 DO I LOOK SICK? 293 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:57,357 - YOU DO. BUT DON'T WORRY. 294 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,126 I GOT THE CURE. 295 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,098 - EDEN, YOU DIDN'T! 296 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,299 - HAPPY DIVORCE! 297 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,567 - OH, MY GOD. 298 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:10,037 - YOU ARE A NAUGHTY LITTLE THING, AREN'T YOU? 299 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,204 - I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU. 300 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,506 I WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM THE DOCTOR. 301 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,909 - HEY, DOC, OVER HERE. I'M THE SICK ONE. 302 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:23,316 - I CAN'T BELIEVE A MAN OF MEDICINE WOULD RESORT TO THIS. 303 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:26,019 - STUART, THAT DUDE'S A STRIPPER. 304 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,655 - WELL, OBVIOUSLY. 305 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,557 IT'S JUST UNFORTUNATE HE HAS TO STOOP TO THIS 306 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:34,227 TO PAY HIS MEDICAL SCHOOL LOANS. 307 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,096 - HEY, LADIES, SHOW THE MAN SOME LOVE. 308 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,597 MAKE IT RAIN! 309 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:40,233 all: WHOO! 310 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,234 - HI, THERE. 311 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,636 OKAY. 312 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,272 - YEAH! 313 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:55,248 - HEY, NICKI. HOW'S THE NOGGIN? 314 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,217 - IT'S POUNDING. 315 00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:01,321 I'D SEE A DOCTOR, BUT I'M ALL OUT OF SINGLES. 316 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,790 WHAT ARE YOU ALL DRESSED UP FOR? 317 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,992 - OH, I HAD A MORNING MEETING WITH A VENTURE CAPITALIST 318 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,694 TO GIVE HIM THE OPPORTUNITY TO INVEST IN PEE HARMONY. 319 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:09,229 - HOW'D IT GO? 320 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,563 - HE WAS NEGATIVE FROM THE MOMENT 321 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,533 I THREW MYSELF ON THE HOOD OF HIS LIMO. 322 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,035 - HEY, HEY. WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 323 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:18,138 STUART, GET OUT HERE! - LOUD, LOUD, WAY TOO LOUD. 324 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,406 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 325 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,241 - SO I WENT FOR A RUN AND I PASSED A NEWSSTAND. 326 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,810 CHECK IT OUT. 327 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,945 - "BABY DINOSAUR SPOTTED IN CENTRAL PARK." 328 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:27,114 - NO, NOT THAT! THAT. 329 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,982 - "CONGRESSMAN'S BRIDE-TO-BE 330 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,951 SEEN CAVORTING WITH MALE STRIPPER." 331 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,485 - OH. - IS THERE A PICTURE? 332 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,254 - YEAH, THERE'S A PICTURE. - OH. 333 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,823 - WOW. 334 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:40,093 SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S SINGING INTO A VERY NASTY MICROPHONE. 335 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,295 - I'M NO EXPERT AT POLITICS, BUT THIS AIN'T GOOD. 336 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,396 - NO. - MM-MM. 337 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,832 I WONDER IF HOLLY'S SEEN THIS. 338 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:47,467 - HEY, GUYS. HOW MUCH FUN WAS LAST NIGHT? 339 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,970 OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU TALKED ME INTO STAYING. 340 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,042 - WHY YOU LOOKING AT ME? I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO STAY. 341 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:56,944 - YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. 342 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,078 WE SAID YOU SHOULD LEAVE. 343 00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,612 - YEAH, WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAVE? 344 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,382 FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAVE? 345 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,851 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 346 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:06,053 - PHIL, SHOW HER. 347 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:09,022 - WHAT IS IT? 348 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,558 "BABY DINOSAUR SPOTTED IN CENTRAL PARK." 349 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,493 - NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT. THAT, THAT. 350 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,863 OH, MY GOD. 351 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:18,999 "CONGRESSMAN'S BRIDE-TO-BE SEEN CAVORTING WITH A MALE STRIPPER." 352 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,200 OH, NO. 353 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,368 - HOLLY. 354 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,036 I'M SO SORRY. 355 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,437 - WHAT AM I GONNA DO? WHEN CHARLES SEES THAT, 356 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,907 HE'S GONNA BREAK OFF OUR ENGAGEMENT. 357 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,475 - MAYBE IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT SEEMS. 358 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,877 - NOT BAD? IT LOOKS LIKE I'M CHATTING UP 359 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,144 A SOCK PUPPET! 360 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:44,992 HELLO? 361 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,960 HELLO? 362 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,229 - IN HERE, HOLLY. 363 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,902 - HI, CHARLES. 364 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,904 - HELLO, HOLLY. 365 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,772 - WE ASSUME YOU'VE SEEN THE PAPER. 366 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,008 - I HAVE. 367 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,609 HOW ABOUT THAT DINOSAUR IN THE PARK? 368 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:05,212 IS THAT NUTS OR WHAT? 369 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:08,215 - YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHAT I'M REFERRING TO. 370 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,717 - CHARLES, I NEVER MEANT FOR THIS TO HAPPEN. 371 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,920 I'M SO, SO SORRY. 372 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,721 - I KNOW YOU ARE. 373 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,356 WE'LL GET PAST THIS. 374 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,490 - PAST THIS? THERE'S A PAST THIS? 375 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,992 - YEAH. - OH, MY GOD. 376 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,394 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW RELIEVED I AM. 377 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,930 OH. - FIRST THING WE HAVE TO DO IS 378 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,098 DAMAGE CONTROL TO RESTORE YOUR IMAGE. 379 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,766 - RESTORE MY IMAGE. GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 380 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,101 - WE WILL ARRANGE FOR YOU TO 381 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,602 THROW YOURSELF INTO CHARITY WORK, 382 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,005 READING TO THE BLIND, VOLUNTEERING AT SOUP KITCHENS. 383 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:35,675 - OOH, I CAN DO SOUP KITCHENS. I'M A GREAT LADLER. 384 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,245 - WE CANNOT AFFORD ANY MORE MISSTEPS. 385 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,948 FROM NOW ON WE'RE GOING TO KEEP YOU ON A MUCH TIGHTER LEASH. 386 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,515 - LEASH? 387 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,317 - WE NEED YOU FULLY FOCUSED ON THE CAMPAIGN. 388 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:47,620 SO PLAN ON TAKING A LEAVE OF ABSENCE FROM YOUR JOB. 389 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,989 - LEAVE MY JOB? 390 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,958 - YES. AND UNTIL THE ELECTION IS OVER, 391 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,059 YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT 392 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,962 LIMITING YOUR INTERACTIONS WITH YOUR, UM... 393 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,964 FRIENDS. 394 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,331 - WHAT? 395 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,068 CHARLES, YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE ON BOARD WITH THIS. 396 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,702 - VICTORIA, WILL YOU GIVE US A MOMENT? 397 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:03,703 - WELL, THERE ARE SEVERAL OTHER-- 398 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:08,441 - HE SAID GIVE US A MOMENT. 399 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,543 LOOK, CHARLES, I KNOW I SCREWED UP, 400 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:14,381 BUT YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY EXPECT ME TO AGREE WITH ALL OF THAT. 401 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,715 - I'M RUNNING FOR OFFICE. 402 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,417 THERE ARE COMPROMISES THAT NEED TO BE MADE. 403 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,086 - WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE MAKING THEM. 404 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,153 - HOLLY, YOU'RE MY FIANCE. 405 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,689 EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO REFLECTS ON ME. 406 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,357 I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU WERE GETTING INTO. 407 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,758 - I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD WHO I WAS. 408 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,860 I'M NOT SOME MOUSEY, LITTLE WALLFLOWER. 409 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,998 - I KNOW THAT, BUT I JUST-- I NEED YOU TO BE A LITTLE LESS-- 410 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:34,101 - ME. 411 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:37,504 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MAN I FELL IN LOVE WITH IN JAMAICA? 412 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:41,041 - I'M STILL HIM. I'M STILL THAT GUY. 413 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:45,012 BUT I'M ALSO A CANDIDATE FOR THE SENATE. 414 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:54,154 - THEN MAYBE I'M NOT CUT OUT TO BE A CANDIDATE'S WIFE. 415 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,756 - SO WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US? 416 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,759 - IN A HAMMOCK IN JAMAICA. 417 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,494 MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT IT THERE. 418 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,276 - "CONGRESSMAN CHARLES HAYWARD HAS OFFICIALLY 419 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:20,447 ANNOUNCED HIS SPLIT FROM FIANCE HOLLY FRANKLIN, STATING QUOTE, 420 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:21,714 'WE WISH EACH OTHER WELL 421 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:25,218 AND ARE HAPPILY MOVING ON WITH OUR LIVES.'" 422 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:34,961 - LOOK AT YOU MOVING ON WITH YOUR LIFE. 423 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,229 - I KNOW THIS WILL MAKE ME FAT, 424 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:39,466 BUT THIS WILL MAKE ME FORGET I'M FAT. 425 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,369 - NEITHER OF THOSE IS GONNA HELP YOU GET OVER CHARLES. 426 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:46,439 - I KNOW, BUT BOTH OF THEM MIGHT. 427 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,075 - HOLLY, CAN WE COME IN? - OH, GREAT. 428 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:49,776 HERE COMES THE PITY TRAIN. 429 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,611 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 430 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,913 HOW ARE YOU? 431 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,815 - ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? 432 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,317 - THAT'S A REALLY NICE DRESS. 433 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,852 - IT IS A NICE DRESS, ISN'T IT? 434 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,822 I WOULD HAVE MADE A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE. 435 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,324 MAYBE I SHOULD JUST ACCEPT THE FACT 436 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,625 I'M NEVER GETTING MARRIED. 437 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,328 MAYBE IF I GIVE UP HOPE, IT WON'T HURT SO MUCH. 438 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,329 - HOLLY, DON'T SAY THAT. 439 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,397 YOU'RE AN AMAZING WOMAN. 440 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,964 ANY GUY WOULD BE LUCKY TO MARRY YOU. 441 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:15,168 - YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, BRILLIANT. YOU'RE THE COMPLETE PACKAGE. 442 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,736 - YOU WERE RIGHT NOT TO CHANGE FOR THAT GUY. 443 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,238 YOU'RE PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE. 444 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:21,007 - IF I'M SO PERFECT, WHY AM I ALONE? 445 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,875 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE. 446 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:28,115 HOLLY FRANKLIN... WILL YOU MARRY ME? 447 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:29,749 - WHAT? 448 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,185 - YOU'RE EVERYTHING A GUY COULD WANT IN A WOMAN. 449 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,254 - STUART, THAT'S CRAZY. 450 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,422 - YEAH, STUART, THAT'S CRAZY. 451 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,924 HOLLY FRANKLIN... 452 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,293 MARRY ME. 453 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,795 NOT ONLY WILL WE HAVE AN AMAZING LIFE TOGETHER, 454 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:48,735 WE'LL HAVE SOME SMOKING HOT KIDS. 455 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:53,706 - UH, UM--I--I WOULD THROW MY HAT IN THE RING, 456 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:58,178 BUT AT THIS POINT IT WOULD JUST CHEAPEN THE GESTURE. 457 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,948 - WHAT DO YOU SAY? 458 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:05,452 - WOULD YOU DO ME THE HONOR? 459 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,587 - YOU GUYS, THANK YOU BOTH SO MUCH. 460 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,289 I REALLY APPRECIATE THE GESTURE, 461 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:13,059 BUT I THINK FOR NOW I'M GONNA GIVE THE MARRIAGE THING A REST. 462 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,494 - SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU WOULD 463 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,496 TURN DOWN ANY PROPOSAL YOU GOT RIGHT NOW? 464 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,830 - YEAH. 465 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,199 - HOLLY FRANKLIN, 466 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,800 FROM THE FIRST MOMENT I MET YOU-- 467 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,503 - OH, GET UP. 468 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:27,174 I'M SORRY, YOU GUYS. I JUST NEED A LITTLE TIME ALONE. 469 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,847 - WHAT'S NOT TO GET? 470 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:38,017 IT'S A NETWORK OF TOILETS! 471 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,986 FINE. DON'T INVEST. 472 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,354 IT'S YOUR LOSS. 473 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,757 THIS IS A BILLION DOLLAR IDEA, AND I'M NEVER GIVING UP. 474 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:45,758 - HOW'S IT GOING, HASKELL? 475 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,827 - I GIVE UP. 476 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,362 - OH, HASKELL. 477 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,198 LISTEN, YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 478 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,332 I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET 479 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,900 WHEN SUDDENLY I HAD TO PEE REALLY BAD, 480 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,102 SO I THOUGHT OF YOU. - OH. 481 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,538 - I PAID A WOMAN TEN BUCKS TO USE HER BATHROOM. 482 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,641 YOUR IDEA WORKS, HASKELL. IT WORKS! 483 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,775 - WHAT'S THIS? 484 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:07,046 - A CHECK. I AM BUYING INTO PEE HARMONY. 485 00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,715 - ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE YOU KNOW, 486 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:12,352 I'VE HAD A LOT OF WOMEN SAY YES TO ME ONLY TO REGRET IT LATER. 487 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,254 - I'M POSITIVE. 488 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,355 - NICKI, I CAN'T LET YOU-- - STUART, DO NOT MAKE ME 489 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,590 COME OVER THERE. - OKAY. 490 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,859 - SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? PARTNERS? 491 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,093 - PARTNERS. 492 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,229 - WE'RE IN THE WIZ BIZ. 493 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,367 - HEY, GUYS. 494 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,368 - OH, HEY. - HEY. 495 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,669 - WHERE YOU BEEN? 496 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,239 - I WENT DOWN TO THE LAKE HOUSE TO CANCEL MY WEDDING. 497 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,340 ARE YOU OKAY? 498 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,741 - YEAH, I'M GREAT ACTUALLY. 499 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:35,808 'CAUSE I DIDN'T CANCEL IT. 500 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,577 IN ONE WEEK, I'M GETTING MARRIED. 501 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,279 - TO WHOM? 502 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,747 - WELL, STUART, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID. 503 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:45,485 I AM EVERYTHING SOMEONE WOULD WANT IN A WOMAN. 504 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,853 - YES, I DID SAY THAT. 505 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:47,887 - NO. 506 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:51,023 RELAX. IT'S NOT YOU. 507 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,660 - OH, MY GOD. - IT'S NOT YOU, EITHER. 508 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:54,961 AND IT'S NOT YOU. 509 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,429 - WHO ARE YOU MARRYING? 510 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,398 - SOMEONE WHO LOVES ME, 511 00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,501 APPRECIATES ME, ACCEPTS ME FOR WHO I AM. 512 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,836 - WHO? WHO IS IT? 513 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:04,871 - ME. 514 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,906 I'M MARRYING MYSELF. 515 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,985 - * DE-DO DE-DO 516 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,187 - * DE-DO DE-DO 517 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:24,757 - *DE-DO DE-DO * 518 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,059 - * DO-DO-DO DO-DO-DO 519 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,397 * DO-DO-DO 520 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,765 - * DE-DO DE-DO 521 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,967 - * DE-DO DE-DO 522 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,103 - * DO-DO-DO-DO 523 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,038 - YEAH. 524 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,940 - ACME!