1 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:15,716 - HEY, HASKELL. TEN MORE PEOPLE ON THE WEST SIDE 2 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:17,451 JUST LISTED THEIR BATHROOMS ON PEE HARMONY. 3 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,320 - YES! 4 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,988 HEY, LISTEN TO THIS REVIEW: 5 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:25,559 "I WAS WALKING DOWN 86th WHEN MY BIG GULP KICKED IN. 6 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:28,862 "I USED YOUR APP WHICH LINKED ME TO MRS. JENKINS' BATHROOM 7 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,299 "AND IT WAS DELIGHTFUL, AS WAS SHE. 8 00:00:31,299 --> 00:00:35,836 SIGNED, RELIEVED." 9 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:39,373 - HEY. - OH, HEY, EDEN. 10 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,375 - HI. SO, HAVE YOU GUYS SPOKEN WITH HOLLY 11 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,311 SINCE HER ANNOUNCEMENT LAST NIGHT? 12 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:47,881 - WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, "I'M MARRYING MYSELF?" 13 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,817 - DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. OKAY? 14 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:52,520 SHE'S JUST UPSET ABOUT HER BREAKUP WITH THE CONGRESSMAN 15 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,123 AND WHEN YOU GET UPSET, YOU SAY CRAZY THINGS. 16 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,928 - JUST GOT AN EVITE FROM HOLLY. - ME TOO. 17 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:03,131 - YEAH, SO DID I. - "YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED 18 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:05,833 TO CELEBRATE THE JOYFUL WEDDING OF HOLLY FRANKLIN TO HERSELF 19 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:09,870 AT THE CENTRAL PARK LAKE HOUSE." 20 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:11,939 YIKES. 21 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:13,441 - WOW, SHE'S REALLY GOING THROUGH WITH IT. 22 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:17,878 - WHAT'S THE ATTIRE, STRAITJACKET AND TIE? 23 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:19,580 - HEY GUYS! 24 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,449 - DID YOU--YOU GOT MY WEDDING INVITATION? 25 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:22,816 - OH, YEAH. - WHAT FUN! 26 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:24,352 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, 27 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:25,986 THAT I'VE LOST MY MIND. - NO! 28 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:27,955 - NOT AT ALL! 29 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:32,293 - HEY, DID ANYBODY ELSE GET THIS WACKO EVITE FROM HO-- 30 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:33,294 HOLLY! 31 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:36,397 CONGRATULATIONS! - YES! 32 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:40,334 YES, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU MADE AN HONEST WOMAN OF YOURSELF. 33 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:46,407 - LOOK, I KNOW THIS WHOLE THING MIGHT SEEM UNUSUAL, BUT 34 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:49,377 I'VE SPENT MY ENTIRE LIFE LOOKING FOR A MAN TO MARRY, 35 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:51,245 THINKING THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED TO FEEL COMPLETE, 36 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:54,348 UNTIL I REALIZED I DON'T. I'M... 37 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:58,186 HAPPY WITH WHO I AM. I VALUE WHO I AM, AND I 38 00:01:58,186 --> 00:02:02,356 JUST WANTED TO CELEBRATE THAT IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY. 39 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:05,193 - HOLLY, YOU HAVE EVERY REASON TO FEEL THAT WAY. 40 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:10,464 BUT...WHAT KIND OF A WEDDING DID YOU HAVE IN MIND? 41 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,201 - YEAH, ARE WE TALKING "WEDDING" WEDDING? 42 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:15,903 LIKE, WALKING DOWN THE AISLE, HAVING A CEREMONY, 43 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:17,505 EXCHANGING VOWS? 44 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:22,676 LIKE "DO YOU, HOLLY... TAKE YOU, HOLLY?" 45 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,212 - YEAH. 46 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,579 I MEAN, I GOT THE LAKE HOUSE BOOKED. 47 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:28,616 I'M GOING ALL OUT. 48 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:34,555 - THAT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE... YOU ONLY MARRY YOURSELF ONCE. 49 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:35,556 - YOU HOPE. 50 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,126 - I LOVE THE JOKES. 51 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:42,930 THAT'S THE LAST ONE. 52 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:47,235 THERE'S MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDE! 53 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:48,902 - MOM! 54 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,404 YOU'RE HERE! 55 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:53,106 - OH! HEY, GUYS. 56 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:56,377 PHIL. 57 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:58,246 ISN'T THIS EXCITING? 58 00:02:58,246 --> 00:03:00,248 MY LITTLE BABY'S GETTING MARRIED. 59 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:02,115 - YOU GOT MY EMAIL AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH IT? 60 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:05,018 - OKAY? I AM OVER THE MOON! 61 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:09,757 NOT ONLY IS SHE GETTING MARRIED, SHE IS MARRYING A CONGRESSMAN. 62 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:13,894 - OKAY. - OKAY. 63 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:16,597 - * DE-DO DE-DO 64 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:20,868 * DO-DO-DO DO-DO-DO 65 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,303 * DO-DO-DO 66 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:26,474 - * DE-DO DE-DO DO-DO-DO * 67 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:28,108 * DO-DO-DO-DO 68 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:29,710 - HEY, MOM. 69 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,346 YOU HAVE A NICE NAP? - OH... 70 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:35,316 I HAD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DREAM 71 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:38,051 THAT MY DAUGHTER WAS GETTING MARRIED, AND THEN I WOKE UP 72 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:41,154 AND I REALIZED IT WAS TRUE! 73 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:45,293 - YEP, YEP, IT'S TRUE, I'M GETTING MARRIED. 74 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:48,095 SO, I TAKE IT YOU DIDN'T GET MY LATEST EMAIL. 75 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:51,632 - NO, I HAD TO TRADE MY IPHONE TO THE DONKEY DRIVER 76 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,534 FOR A RIDE DOWN THE MOUNTAIN. - OH. 77 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:56,904 HIS OTHER TERMS WERE UNACCEPTABLE. 78 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,839 BUT NOTHING--NOTHING! WAS GOING TO KEEP ME 79 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,441 FROM MY LITTLE GIRL'S WEDDING. 80 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:03,844 ANYWAY, WHEN DO I GET TO MEET CONGRESSMAN SON-IN-LAW? 81 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:06,079 - MOM, ABOUT THE CONGRESSMAN-- - OH NO, WHAT DID HE DO? 82 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,080 - I-- - HE GOT INDICTED? 83 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,916 - NO. - TOOK A BRIBE? 84 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,151 - TWEETED HIS PEE-PEE? - NO. 85 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:13,987 - WHATEVER IT IS, WE'LL GET PAST IT. 86 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,356 - NO, NO, MOM, LISTEN. 87 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:18,526 CHARLES AND I--WE BROKE UP. JUST--IT WASN'T RIGHT. 88 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:21,629 - OH, HONEY. I AM SO SORRY. 89 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:22,830 BUT I DON'T GET IT. I THOUGHT YOU SAID 90 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:23,897 YOU WERE GETTING MARRIED. 91 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:25,433 - I AM. 92 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:28,936 - YOU MET SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY? THAT'S CRAZY. 93 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:31,439 BUT WORKABLE. WHO IS HE? 94 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:33,874 - WELL...ITS NOT A "HE." 95 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:37,177 - O-KAY. 96 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:40,381 STILL WORKABLE. 97 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:43,784 - IT'S ME, MOM. 98 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:47,154 I'M MARRYING MYSELF. 99 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:50,458 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 100 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:54,928 IT MEANS, THAT NEXT SUNDAY, AT THE CENTRAL PARK LAKE HOUSE, 101 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:58,566 I'M GOING TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE, IN A WEDDING DRESS, 102 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:01,435 AND CELEBRATE WHO I AM. 103 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:07,641 - I UNDERSTAND. 104 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:12,380 WE'LL CALL DR. HERTZBERG. 105 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:15,716 HE WAS VERY HELPFUL WHEN UNCLE DAVE THOUGHT HIS CAT 106 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:19,387 WAS READING HIS EMAILS. - YEAH, I KNOW. 107 00:05:19,387 --> 00:05:22,255 - MOM, LOOK, I REALIZE THIS MIGHT SOUND STRANGE-- 108 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:24,758 - STRANGE? IT'S CRAZY. WHO DOES THIS? 109 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:25,826 - OKAY, WELL, I WAS HOPING FOR YOU KNOW, 110 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,294 A LITTLE MORE UNDERSTANDING, BUT-- 111 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:28,596 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, HOLLY? WHAT DO YOU WANT-- 112 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:30,130 - I DON'T KNOW. - ME TO SAY? "CONGRATULATIONS?" 113 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:36,136 "FANTASTIC! I HOPE YOU AND YOU WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER"? 114 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:38,071 - I WANT YOU TO TRY TO UNDERSTAND, OKAY? 115 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:41,642 I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE THINKING THAT A MAN WILL 116 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:45,112 MAKE MY LIFE MEANINGFUL AND I FINALLY REALIZED IT WON'T! 117 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:48,048 I'M HAPPY JUST THE WAY I AM! 118 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,451 CAN'T YOU CELEBRATE THAT WITH ME? 119 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:51,919 - NO. 120 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:54,422 IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 121 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:58,826 - BUT IT MAKES SENSE TO ME. 122 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:01,529 AND I'M DOING IT WITH OR WITHOUT YOU, SO... 123 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:05,032 - THEN YOU'LL DO IT WITHOUT ME. 124 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:07,468 CONGRATULATIONS, HOLLY. 125 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,870 IT'S 2015. 126 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:14,141 LEAVE IT TO YOU TO FIND A WAY TO SHOCK ME. 127 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:30,123 - PEE HARMONY. WE CARE. 128 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,693 OH, WELL...MAY I ASK WHAT THIS IS REGARDING? 129 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,194 - WHO IS IT? - SOME LAWYER. 130 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:35,195 HE SAID HE WANTS TO TALK TO US. 131 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:37,631 - YEAH, LET ME HANDLE THIS. 132 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:39,567 LA... 133 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:43,504 - WHAT'S GOING ON? WHY IS A LAWYER CALLING US? 134 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,473 - I DON'T KNOW WHY HE KEEPS CALLING. 135 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:47,875 - HE KEEPS CALLING? 136 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,777 ARE WE IN SOME KIND OF LEGAL TROUBLE? 137 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:52,846 - NOT IF WE DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE. 138 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:55,182 LOOK, ALL I KNOW IS THAT WHENEVER A LAWYER CALLS, 139 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:56,517 IT'S NEVER GOOD NEWS. 140 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,986 - HASKELL! YOU CAN'T KEEP DUCKING THIS GUY. 141 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:01,088 - SURE I CAN! I WAS SUPPOSED TO REPORT TO FORT DIX 142 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:04,024 FOR BASIC TRAINING 30 YEARS AGO. 143 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,031 - COME IN. 144 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:13,534 - HEY, SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR MOM. 145 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:14,635 - AW, THAT'S OKAY, I DON'T NEED HER. 146 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:17,505 I CAN DO EVERYTHING MYSELF. I MEAN... 147 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:19,607 SO WHAT IF I ONLY HAVE A WEEK TO PLAN A WEDDING? 148 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:22,175 I'VE GOT MY CHECKLIST. AH, VENUE: DONE. 149 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,077 DRESS: DONE. INVITATIONS: DONE. 150 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:27,180 EVERYTHING ELSE: NOT DONE. 151 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,783 - THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. TO HELP. 152 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,920 - LET ME BE YOUR MOTHER. 153 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,221 - WHAT? 154 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:38,258 - JUST SAY YES. THE POOR MAN IS PRACTICALLY LACTATING. 155 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:40,193 - WAIT. 156 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:43,797 - SO YOU GUYS WOULD REALLY HELP ME PLAN MY WEDDING? 157 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,299 - DAMN SKIPPY. 158 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,435 - I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW TOUCHED I AM. 159 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:50,671 - WE'RE HAPPY TO HE-- - ENOUGH TALKING! STUART! 160 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:51,905 - FIND SOMEONE TO PERFORM THE CEREMONY. 161 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:54,642 PHIL, YOU'RE ON MUSIC. HASKELL, WEDDING FAVORS. 162 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:56,109 EDEN, CAKE, FLOWERS AND... 163 00:07:56,109 --> 00:08:00,948 WHATEVER ELSE THESE CLOWNS DROP THE BALL ON. 164 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:02,315 WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING HERE? 165 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,351 GO! GO! GO! 166 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:05,753 - SHEESH! 167 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:07,187 - SHE TREATS HERSELF LIKE THIS AFTER THE WEDDING, 168 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,122 I GIVE IT A MONTH. 169 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:17,831 - HEY, EDEN! - HEY. 170 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,869 - BREAKING IN YOUR NEW WEDDING SHOES? 171 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:25,806 - YEAH, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TWO BEAR TRAPS ON MY FEET. 172 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:27,307 ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR ME? 173 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:29,943 - OKAY, I FOUND YOUR WEDDING CAKE TOPPER! 174 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:32,580 LOOK, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE! 175 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:36,950 - WHY IS THERE A MAN'S HAND ON HER WAIST? 176 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,619 - WELL, THEY DIDN'T HAVE JUST A BRIDE, 177 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:42,289 SO I HAD TO SNAP OFF THE GROOM. 178 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:43,957 BUT IF YOU COLOR THE HAND WITH A SHARPIE, 179 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:48,596 IT'LL LOOK LIKE A FANNY PACK. 180 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:51,498 - WHAT BRIDE WEARS A FANNY PACK? 181 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:56,804 - I'M TRYING MY BEST, YOU SCARY LADY. 182 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,238 - I'M SORRY. - ME TOO, I KNOW. 183 00:08:58,238 --> 00:08:59,439 WE'RE BOTH TENSE. IT'S JUST A BIG DAY. 184 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:02,342 - BIG DAY! BIG DAY. - BIG, BIG DAY. OKAY. 185 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,177 - BUT IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. - OKAY. 186 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,779 - WONDERFUL. MAGICAL. - YEP. 187 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,781 - PHIL, YOU'RE UP. - AH! OOH, GOOD. 188 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,617 - PHIL! WHAT DO WE GOT FOR MUSIC? 189 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:12,052 - OH! MAN, LEMME JUST TELL YOU. I FINISHED A PLAYLIST, 190 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,420 AND IT'S GONNA BE TIGHT! 191 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,055 - BUT WHAT AM I WALKING DOWN THE AISLE TO? 192 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,990 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. 193 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:24,932 - YOU DON'T KNOW? 194 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,399 OH, YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST THINKING LIKE, YOU KNOW, 195 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,235 HERE COMES THE BRIDE, THE USUAL. 196 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,403 - USUAL? THERE'S NOTHING USUAL ABOUT THIS WEDDING. 197 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:33,006 AND THE FIRST SONG SETS THE TONE FOR THE WHOLE EVENING. 198 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,541 GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME! - OKAY, I'M SORRY, 199 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:36,209 I'LL TRY HARDER! - OKAY, I'M SORRY, TOO, 200 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,645 I'M JUST TENSE, BIG DAY, OKAY? - BIG DAY, BIG DAY, BIG DAY-- 201 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:39,412 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. - BIG DAY, BIG DAY, BIG DAY. 202 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,413 - HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE, IT'S HASKELL! 203 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,316 - ALL RIGHT! 204 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:47,387 - HERE ARE YOUR WEDDING FAVORS. I THINK YOU WILL BE PLEASED. 205 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,890 - CHOCOLATE-COVERED FORTUNE COOKIES! 206 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,825 AND MY NAME ON THE RIBBON! 207 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:54,327 OH, IT'S SO SWEET AND ELEGANT. OOH, I WANT TO READ MY FORTUNE! 208 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,830 - OH, NO, NO, NO, DON'T BOTHER. IT'S JUST THE USUAL, YOU KNOW, 209 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,431 "HAPPY, HAPPY, LONG LIFE." 210 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:03,103 "PEE HARMONY. 211 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:06,273 "USE PROMO CODE 'FRANKLIN WEDDING', 212 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:09,209 AND YOUR NEXT PEE IS ON US." 213 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:15,949 YOU ARE USING MY WEDDING TO ADVERTISE YOUR STUPID APP? 214 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,184 FIX IT! 215 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,252 - LOOK, I GET IT. 216 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:21,254 YOU'RE JUST TENSE. IT'S A BIG DAY. 217 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:24,091 BIG DAY-- - FIX IT! 218 00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:31,298 - SO WHY'D YOU WANT TO SEE ME, PARTNER? 219 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,734 - HASKELL, THIS IS GORDON TURNER, 220 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:34,935 THE LAWYER WHO'S BEEN CALLING US-- 221 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:37,404 - GOTTA GO, LEFT THE OVEN ON-- - NO, HASKELL! 222 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,706 PLEASE SIT. 223 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:41,174 WHATEVER IT IS, LET'S JUST FACE THE MUSIC. 224 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,610 - I HATE MUSIC. 225 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,378 - NOW THAT YOU'RE BOTH HERE, I'LL GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. 226 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:48,281 - I HAVE A CLIENT 227 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:51,719 WHO'S INTERESTED IN BUYING PEE HARMONY. 228 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,921 - YOU WANT TO BUY OUR BUSINESS? 229 00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,889 - I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN, THIS IS OUR BABY. 230 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,124 WE PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO IT. 231 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,225 WE WANT TO SEE THIS THING THROUGH. 232 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,559 - HERE'S OUR OFFER. 233 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,561 - SOLD! 234 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:06,900 - NOT SOLD. PARDON ME WHILE I SIDEBAR WITH MY PARTNER. 235 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,406 - WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 236 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,975 - WHAT? THAT'S A FORTUNE! 237 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,210 - YOU DO NOT TAKE THE FIRST OFFER. 238 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:21,581 DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BUSINESS? 239 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:22,615 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BUSINESS? 240 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,551 - AH! EXCUSE ME, 241 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:28,989 BUT I MANAGED AN OLIVE GARDEN FOR MANY YEARS. 242 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:31,091 NEED I SAY MORE? 243 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,960 - YEAH. A LOT MORE. 244 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,261 - LISTEN... 245 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,529 JUST PLAY IT COOL. YOU DO THE DANCE. 246 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,131 THAT'S HOW YOU GET THE BIGGEST OFFER. 247 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,499 - YOU SURE? 248 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:43,070 - HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT ARUGULA FOR THE PRICE OF ICEBERG? 249 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:46,539 I'M SORRY, MR. TURNER. 250 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,777 WE APPRECIATE THE OFFER, BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SAY NO. 251 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,478 - I UNDERSTAND. 252 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,646 I'M AUTHORIZED TO GO TO THIS NUMBER. 253 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,983 - SOLD! - AHH! SOLD! 254 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,284 - SO, WE HAVE A DEAL? 255 00:11:57,284 --> 00:12:00,253 - YOU BET YOUR ASS WE HAVE A DEAL. 256 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:04,457 - HASKELL HAPPY! HASKELL HAPPY. 257 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,459 - I'LL DRAW UP THE CONTRACT AND SEND IT OVER. 258 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:09,096 - OKAY. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 259 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:12,032 WE'RE RICH! - WE'RE RICH! 260 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,804 WE SOLD OUR BABY! 261 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,649 - HOLLY, YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL. - OH. 262 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,284 SO DO YOU! 263 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:35,022 THOUGH I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING THOSE TWO ON THE GUEST LIST. 264 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,623 - YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PICKED OUT THIS DRESS. 265 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:41,094 - HOLSTER THOSE PUPPIES. 266 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,163 - HEY--OOH! NO, NO, NO, NO! 267 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,664 NO, NO! 268 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:45,966 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 269 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,000 - DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S BAD LUCK TO SEE THE BRIDE 270 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,570 BEFORE THE WEDDING? 271 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,604 - I AM THE BRIDE. 272 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,340 - OH! RIGHT. 273 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:57,277 SORRY, STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS WORKS. 274 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:03,083 - LOOK, THE MONOPOLY GUY'S HERE. 275 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:06,854 - AND THAT IS MORE TRUE THAN YOU KNOW, LITTLE LADY. 276 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:09,890 JUST CAME BY TO EXTEND MY BEST WISHES TO THE BRIDE. 277 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,926 - OH, THANK YOU, HASKELL. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 278 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,862 NOW LOSE THE GET-UP, OKAY? IT'S A WEDDING, 279 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:17,865 NOT THE MAD HATTER'S TEA PARTY. 280 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,500 - EXCUSE ME, I'M JUST GONNA TALK TO HASKELL FOR A SECOND. 281 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,603 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? IT'S HOLLY'S DAY! 282 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,873 WE AGREED NOT TO TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THE MONEY, 283 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,440 SO WE WOULDN'T STEAL HOLLY'S THUNDER! 284 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,077 - I HAVEN'T TOLD A SOUL. - SAID THE MAN WHO LOOKS 285 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:35,115 LIKE HE LINKED THE ATLANTIC AND PACIFIC RAILROADS! 286 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,250 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 287 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:41,421 I'LL LEAVE THE OUTERWEAR WITH MY DRIVER. 288 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,056 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, IT'S ALMOST TIME. 289 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,092 - OH. - GOOD LUCK. 290 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,793 - REMEMBER, DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH AT THE RECEPTION. 291 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,595 YOU DON'T WANT TO GET SLOPPY AND LET YOURSELF DOWN 292 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:51,264 ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT. 293 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:55,202 AGAIN, STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS WORKS. 294 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,471 - HOO! 295 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,341 - ARE YOU READY? 296 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,576 - I THINK I AM. 297 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,112 YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT MY MOM WOULD BE HERE 298 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,547 FOR THIS MOMENT, BUT... 299 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,983 I SURE AM GLAD YOU ARE. 300 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,751 EDEN, I COULD NOT ASK FOR A BETTER FRIEND. 301 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:12,920 - OH... 302 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,122 - MM. 303 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:19,126 BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU GOTTA LOSE THAT CLEAVAGE. 304 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:22,562 - * THE FIRST TIME 305 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:28,235 * EVER YOU SAW YOUR FACE 306 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:31,071 * YOU THOUGHT THE SUN ROSE 307 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:35,008 * IN YOUR EYES 308 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,047 * THE FIRST TIME 309 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:43,984 * EVER YOU KISSED YOUR MOUTH 310 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,399 - DEARLY BELOVED. 311 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,700 WE ARE GATHERED HERE TO CELEBRATE THE MARRIAGE 312 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:04,972 OF HOLLY FRANKLIN... TO HOLLY FRANKLIN. 313 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,040 THE VOWS YOU'RE ABOUT TO MAKE ARE A DECLARATION IN FRONT OF 314 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:12,379 FRIENDS AND FAMILY OF YOUR LOVE FOR YOURSELF, AND TO YOURSELF. 315 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,847 WHO HAS THE RING? - I DO. 316 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:23,023 - AS YOU PLACE THE RING ON YOUR BELOVED'S FINGER... 317 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,194 PLEASE REPEAT AFTER ME: 318 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:30,763 I, HOLLY, TAKE ME, HOLLY, 319 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:34,067 - I, HOLLY... 320 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,003 TAKE ME, HOLLY... 321 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:41,241 - TO BE MY WEDDED SELF. 322 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,010 - TO BE MY-- 323 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:47,014 I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I CAN'T DO THIS, I JUST CAN'T. 324 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:02,029 - GO AWAY! 325 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,302 - NO, I'M NOT GOING AWAY. 326 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,871 - MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 327 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,274 - I COULDN'T STAY AWAY. 328 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,943 MY LITTLE BABY'S GETTING MARRIED. 329 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:20,413 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU SAID IT WAS CRAZY. 330 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,483 YOU WERE RIGHT, I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 331 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,585 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING, GETTING UP IN FRONT 332 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:30,357 OF EVERYBODY, MARRYING MYSELF. WHO DOES THAT? 333 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,292 - YOU DO. 334 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:37,797 THE SAME GIRL WHO PLAYED JULIET IN JUNIOR HIGH AND REFUSED 335 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:42,535 TO DRINK THE POISON. 336 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:48,508 YOU SAID "KILL MYSELF FOR A GUY? I DON'T THINK SO." 337 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,777 - IT DIDN'T HELP THAT ROMEO HAD BRACES 338 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:55,548 AND SMELLED LIKE AN EVERYTHING BAGEL. 339 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,884 - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 340 00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:00,287 YOU'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, 341 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:03,190 AND I'LL BE HONEST, I DIDN'T ALWAYS GET IT. 342 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:06,259 YOU WERE ALWAYS A STEP AHEAD OF ME. 343 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,694 LIKE NOW. - NO, MOM, 344 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,630 THIS IS NOT A STEP AHEAD. 345 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,136 HOW DID I GET HERE? I-- 346 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,906 THIS JUST ISN'T WHERE I EXPECTED TO BE AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE. 347 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,241 - WELL, LET'S SEE. 348 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:24,844 WHERE ARE YOU IN YOUR LIFE? 349 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:28,315 YOU ARE A SUCCESSFUL, 350 00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:31,218 UNIQUE, BRILLIANT WOMAN, 351 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,221 WHO HAS 100 FRIENDS OUT THERE WHO LOVE AND RESPECT YOU ENOUGH 352 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:38,158 TO SHOW UP AND WATCH YOU DO SOMETHING AS CRAZY AS THIS. 353 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:44,531 - I DO, DON'T I? 354 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:47,033 YOU REALLY THINK I SHOULD GO THROUGH WITH THIS, HUH? 355 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:52,439 - YOU MEAN CELEBRATE THE AMAZING WOMAN YOU ARE? 356 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,807 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, 357 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:58,745 BUT YOU GET OUT THERE AND MARRY YOURSELF. 358 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,957 - FRIENDS, AFTER-PARTY CHAMPAGNE 359 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,525 IS ON ME. 360 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,327 - ON YOU? - WHAT? 361 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,930 - YOU'VE NEVER BOUGHT A ROUND IN YOUR LIFE. 362 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,633 - OH, MY GOD, WHAT'S WRONG? 363 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,903 - HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE LEFT? 364 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,071 - DID YOU TELL THEM? DID YOU TELL THEM? 365 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,339 - NO, NO, NO, NO! I'M WAITING FOR YOU. 366 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,807 - OH, OKAY, GOOD. 367 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:31,010 AS YOU KNOW, WE HAVE OUR COMPANY, PEE HARMONY, 368 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,979 WHO HAPPENED TO ATTRACT SOME INVESTORS-- 369 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,581 - WE'RE RICH! - FILTHY RICH! 370 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,849 - THEY BOUGHT THE COMPANY! - YAH! 371 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:37,850 - DAMN! 372 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,419 - CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS. - WOW! 373 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,087 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THE MONEY? 374 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,355 - OH, WELL, RIGHT NOW IT'S A TOSS-UP BETWEEN 375 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,991 STARTING A COLLEGE FUND FOR UNDERPRIVILEGED KIDS 376 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:49,362 OR BUYING A BOAT THAT YOU CAN DRIVE ON LAND! 377 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,863 - WELL, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MINE. 378 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,732 I'M, UH, I'M GOING AWAY. 379 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,201 - WHAT? - YEAH, I MEAN, 380 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,635 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I HAVE MONEY. 381 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,305 I WANT TO TRAVEL, I WANT TO SEE THE WORLD. 382 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,208 AND I HAVE YOU TO THANK. YOU'VE CHANGED MY LIFE. 383 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,743 - NO. YOU CHANGED MINE. 384 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,246 NONE OF THIS COULD'VE HAPPENED WITHOUT YOU. 385 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,215 YOU BELIEVED IN ME. 386 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,417 - I'M GONNA MISS YOU, HASKELL. 387 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,519 - I'M GONNA MISS YOU, TOO. 388 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:13,953 BUT... 389 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:17,357 EVERY TIME I HEAR A TOILET FLUSH, 390 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,892 I'LL THINK OF YOU. 391 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:25,432 - AND NOW, I PRESENT TO YOU MRS. HOLLY FRANKLIN. 392 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:33,473 - ON BEHALF OF ME AND MY BETTER HALF, I THANK YOU. 393 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,408 - AND I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR DOING WHAT I SHOULD HAVE 394 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,443 BEEN THERE TO DO FOR MY DAUGHTER. 395 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:37,677 - AW... 396 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,446 - IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING. 397 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:42,882 AND AT LEAST I KNOW I'LL GET ALONG WITH MY IN-LAWS. 398 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,617 - LOOK, UM... 399 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:47,454 I KNOW I PUT YOU GUYS THROUGH A LOT THIS WEEK. 400 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,956 - OR YEAR. 401 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,158 - I JUST WANT TO SAY I REALLY APPRECIATE HOW SUPPORTIVE 402 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,494 YOU'VE BEEN OF ME THROUGH ALL THIS. 403 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,529 IF I COULD, I'D MARRY ALL OF YOU. 404 00:19:56,529 --> 00:20:00,733 - THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE. 405 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,068 - TO HOLLY. 406 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,136 - AND HOLLY. 407 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:08,074 all: TO HOLLY AND HOLLY. 408 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,042 - CHUG. 409 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,386 - * DE-DO DE-DO 410 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,588 - * DE-DO DE-DO 411 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:25,091 - *DE-DO DE-DO * 412 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,460 - * DO-DO-DO DO-DO-DO 413 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,797 * DO-DO-DO 414 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,165 - * DE-DO DE-DO 415 00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:35,368 - * DE-DO DE-DO 416 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:37,304 - * DO-DO-DO-DO