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Haskell,
I just bought something

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that's gonna
change my life.

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I tried one of those.

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It's not gonna add
the inches you're looking for.

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No, I--bought this gadget.

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The Stepbuddy.
Yeah?

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To monitor my exercise.

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It--it pushes you to get off
your ass and move.

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I had something like that once.

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I divorced it.

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Hey, Stuart.
Got your text--911.

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"I need my fanny pack."

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Excellent.
Now I'm ready to walk.

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Don't worry,
it's all in there--

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your ChapStick,
pepper spray, and scrunchie.

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- That's a headband.
- Okay.

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Hey, guys.

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By some miracle,
I happen to be free tonight.

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Anyone want to grab
a drink?

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Can't.
I'm power walking.

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I'll go with you,
make it a girls' night.

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We've never done that.
Why haven't we done that?

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'Cause we're always
saddled with these clowns.

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That's not fair.

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Which do you think
is jauntier--side or front?

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Looks like he's having
his own girls' night.

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[upbeat music]

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* De-do de-do

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* De-do de-do

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* De-do de-do

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*

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* De-do de-do,
do do do *

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* Do-do-do-do

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Champagne breakfast
in a hotel suite

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with a movie star.

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Yeah, I could get
used to this.

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- More bubbly?
- You trying to get me drunk?

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'Cause I'll let you in
on a little secret...

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[whispers]
I'm a sure thing.

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Ohh.

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[text message alert]

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Hold that thought.

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- Oh, no.
- Oh, no, what?

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That was my publicist.

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They scheduled another
press thing for my movie.

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Yeah, but I cleared
the whole day to be with you.

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I'm sorry, baby,
but you should stay.

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The movie's paying for all this.
Go to the spa, get a massage.

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Make yourself pretty
for me tonight.

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Prettier than this?

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Yeah, I don't think
that's possible.

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My worst date ever?

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Mm, probably the guy
that referred to his penis

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as Dong Johnson.

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And I thought I had
you beat with baby talk guy.

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I didn't not wuv that.

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I'm so glad we're
doing girls' night.

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- Me too, who needs guys?
- Yeah.

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- Hello.
- Hello? Where--who, who?

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The guy at the bar.
Don't look.

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I said don't look.

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You tell me not to look,
I have to look.

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- But you--shut up.
- Oh.

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Hi. I'm Dan.

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Hi.

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Can I buy you two ladies
a drink?

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Oh, you don't have
to do that.

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Stoli straight up,
lemon twist.

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- Make it two--I'm Holly.
- I'm Nicki.

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You know, I have to say, you two
have the most radiant skin.

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Oh, stop.
[giggles]

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I'm religious
about my sunblock.

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Those words are like music
to a dermatologist's ears.

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I use SPF 50--50!

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- And it shows.
- [giggles]

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Let me go get those drinks.
I'll be right back.

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What are we doing?

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Filling in my pores.
I could sublet these things.

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No, I mean, here we are
having a great time

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and now we're gonna
throw it away

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just because some cute
doctor comes along?

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You're right!

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And you know
how it's gonna go.

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I mean,
we'll flirt with him,

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he'll ask me out,
and you'll get all upset.

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Or he'll ask me out,
and you'll get upset.

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See? It's already starting.
We're competing.

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You know what?
You're right.

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This ends right now.
let's make a pact.

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- Okay.
- No guy is gonna

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come between us.

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- You got it!
- Okay.

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Here you are,
ladies.

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Oh, um...

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Yeah, no--
bdbdbdbddd!

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Something wrong?

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Yeah, actually, we're having
girls' night, so...

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Sorry. We just wanna
hang out with each other.

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No hard feelings?

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No, no, of course not.

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Let me just...
return these drinks.

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I'm kidding!
[both laughing]

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Enjoy them.

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- It was a pleasure meeting you.
(both) You too.

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I thought he handled that
really well.

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Very well!

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Well...
to getting drunk.

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To getting laid.
Sorry. Force of habit.

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[clink]

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Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahem!

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Wow! Phil, you look great.

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The name's Bond.

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Black Bond.

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[laughter]

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Zoey's taking me
to a charity tonight, man.

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I spent the whole day
at her hotel spa

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getting scrubbed, buffed,
waxed, and plucked.

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Pretty hurts.

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Well, I envy you.

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I'd give anything to be
a woman's boy toy.

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Again.

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You were a boy toy?

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Summer. 82.

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Her name was Summer.
She was 82.

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She died
doing what she loved...

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me.

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[phone chimes]
- Oh.

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Aw, damn!

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- What's the matter?
- Zoey had to bail.

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Some meeting
with a big director.

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I blew off a client
for this thing, man.

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That's not cool.

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Well, disappointment
is part of the game.

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If Summer's pig valve
hadn't failed,

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I would have been
husband number seven.

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[knock on door]

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So, Ms...Franklin.

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It seems you're concerned
about a spot under your eye.

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Indeed, I am.

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Oh! It's you.

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From the bar last night.
Holly, right?

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Hi, Dr. Dan.
I bet you're wondering

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what I'm doing here.
Well, I woke up this morning

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with a disconcerting blemish
and I thought,

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where could I find
a brilliant and gifted doctor?

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How about the guy who hit on me
at the bar last night?

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Is that how you find
all your doctors?

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Well, I met my gyno
at a Wetzel's Pretzels.

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Well, let's take a look
at that spot.

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Okay, yes, let's.

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It's right here
under my bedroom eyes.

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Mm.

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[murmurs]
Ah, yeah, well...

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Well, ordinarily,
with something like this,

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I'd have to biopsy it
and send it off to the lab.

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But since it's makeup...

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let me try this.

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Oh, it's makeup!
What a relief!

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Oh...

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You know, Holly, if I was
a suspicious man,

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I'd say that you
drew that on

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just so you'd have an excuse
to come see me.

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Well, that is just--
yes.

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Yeah, I did.

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I wanted to talk to you
last night,

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but I was babysitting
my needy friend.

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That's just how I am.

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I bend over backwards
for people I like.

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Well, Holly, I'm very
flattered,

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but I...I make it a rule

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to never date my patients.

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Oh.

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But, since your mascara
was benign,

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you're no longer a patient.

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Which means I can
take you to lunch.

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Oh, that's great!
I'll just get changed.

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Unless
we're getting lobster,

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in which case,
I'll just wear this.

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Hey, Phil.
You hear from Zoey?

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Ah, don't care.
Haven't checked.

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Ooh.

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Sounds like you're still
pissed off about last night.

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You're damn straight
I'm pissed off about last night.

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I got stood up in a bar
wearing a tux.

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Someone tried to give me
$1.00 tip in the men's room.

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Man, that's not right!

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That's the unpredictable life
of a boy toy.

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But if you hang in,
it's a sweet ride.

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Look at Stedman.
That man is a god.

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I'd give anything to walk
in the shoes he didn't pay for.

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Well, I'm not Stedman.
I'm my own man.

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[knock at door]
- Oh, I got it.

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Hi. Oh.

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(woman)
Please sign here.

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All right.
Thank you.

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Well, it's from Zoey.

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Unless I'm mistaken,

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that's the
"Baby, I'm sorry," gift.

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Yeah. What do you
know, Haskell?

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What's the card say?

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Baby, I'm sorry.

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Well, open it.
What is it?

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- Open it, open it, open it!
- Okay.

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Look! She bought him off
with a purse.

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Oh, no.
No, that's not a purse.

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This happens to be
a European men's carryall

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in distressed leather
with a cross-body strap!

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00:09:01,533 --> 00:09:02,867
Stop helping, Stuart.

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00:09:02,967 --> 00:09:04,733
Besides,
I'm not being bought off.

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00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:07,067
I'm simply being appreciated
by a generous woman.

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00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:10,500
Now, if you two
will excuse me...

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I'ma go take this bad boy
for a spin.

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- Stedman walkin'.
- [chuckles]

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Hey, Eden!

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You know, I'm watching
this Raymond rerun,

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and it is just ridiculous.

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I mean, Patricia Heaton
is obviously pregnant,

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and they think
they can hide it

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with laundry baskets
and giant pillows!

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Who do they think
they're fooling?

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(Holly)
Ha ha!

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Nobody!

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Ugh!

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Anyway, where were you?

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I thought we were
working today.

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I got delayed
at the dermatologist.

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No. I'm not rubbing
that ointment on you again.

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It's not that.
Last night, Nicki and I

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had a girls' night out,

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and we met this really
cute dermatologist.

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But we made a pact
not to go after him,

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00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,100
and then I did.

233
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,533
Does that make me
a bad person?

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00:10:03,633 --> 00:10:04,867
- No.
- Really?

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00:10:04,967 --> 00:10:06,867
Yes. Holly...

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00:10:06,967 --> 00:10:08,633
at your age,
your dating pool

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00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:11,300
is more like
a dried up lake...

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00:10:12,767 --> 00:10:14,167
Nothing but cracked clay

239
00:10:14,267 --> 00:10:17,733
and a couple of flapping fish
gasping for their last breath.

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00:10:19,633 --> 00:10:22,867
Jump on that fish, Holly.

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00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:24,467
That is so sweet
of you to say,

242
00:10:24,567 --> 00:10:26,433
but I still feel guilty.

243
00:10:26,533 --> 00:10:28,767
I mean, just...
I did a terrible thing.

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00:10:28,867 --> 00:10:31,233
Let's face it--Nicki's
a better person than me.

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00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,967
Hello, Doctor.

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00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,900
Oh, excuse me.

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00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,200
Is this the green room
for The View?

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- You found it.
- I'm Phil Chase,

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Zoey Banks' boyfriend.
She asked me to meet her here.

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00:10:50,633 --> 00:10:51,767
And who's your
little friend?

251
00:10:51,867 --> 00:10:53,400
Oh, this is Cappuccino.

252
00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:56,367
He's not my little friend.
He's Zoey's little friend.

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00:10:56,467 --> 00:10:57,767
Zoey's dog.
Ha ha ha.

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00:10:57,867 --> 00:11:01,233
'Cause if I had a dog,
it'd be a big dog.

255
00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:03,567
Yeah, my dog
would eat this dog.

256
00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:04,700
Okay.

257
00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:08,567
- Enjoy the show.
- Thank you.

258
00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:16,433
Hey, I'm Aaron,
Jennifer's boyfriend.

259
00:11:16,533 --> 00:11:19,067
Hey, Phil.
I'm with Zoey.

260
00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:20,800
- Nice bag.
- Yeah, you too.

261
00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:23,167
This isn't my dog, though.
This is Zoey's dog.

262
00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,133
I had to pick him up
from the groomer.

263
00:11:25,233 --> 00:11:27,067
Assistant was sick.

264
00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:29,433
Been there.

265
00:11:29,533 --> 00:11:31,233
Yo, Dusty!

266
00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:33,267
I missed you at Tai Chi
boot camp this morning.

267
00:11:33,367 --> 00:11:36,067
Yeah, she needed me to pick up
Versace's vegan dog food,

268
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:37,667
so I had to skip.

269
00:11:39,233 --> 00:11:40,467
This is Phil.
He's with Zoey.

270
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,333
This is Dusty.
He's with Arianna.

271
00:11:42,433 --> 00:11:43,467
Hey,
what's happening?

272
00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:44,867
So you two know
each other?

273
00:11:44,967 --> 00:11:47,067
Uh, yeah, our ladies
have done other movies together,

274
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,133
and where they go, we go.

275
00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:50,967
How good is that hotel
they got us staying in?

276
00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:52,633
Can you believe that spa?

277
00:11:52,733 --> 00:11:56,433
Best salt scrub ev-er.

278
00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:58,067
You look familiar.

279
00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,067
Didn't I see you
getting a mani-pedi?

280
00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:02,733
No, just a pedi, man.
Just a pedi.

281
00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:05,067
Hey, it's all free.
Go for it.

282
00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:07,067
- Am I right?
- Booyah!

283
00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:08,467
Yep.

284
00:12:08,567 --> 00:12:10,933
Hey, Aaron, Dusty!

285
00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:14,300
Look, Cinnamon, it's Versace!

286
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,633
You guys had a play date
on Maui, yes, you did!

287
00:12:16,733 --> 00:12:18,367
[baby voice]
Yeah!

288
00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:19,933
Hey, who's this?

289
00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:21,533
This is Phil,
Zoey's guy.

290
00:12:21,633 --> 00:12:23,167
I'm Logan, Tina's guy.

291
00:12:23,267 --> 00:12:24,933
Hey, did you guys hear?

292
00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:26,733
They added Miami
to the press tour.

293
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,533
South Beach, baby!

294
00:12:29,867 --> 00:12:31,300
Yeah!
Ah!

295
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,100
Phil, you're gonna love it.

296
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,433
Oh, actually, uh,
I won't be going,

297
00:12:35,533 --> 00:12:37,633
'cause I have a job.
I'm a sports agent.

298
00:12:37,733 --> 00:12:40,100
Yeah, I was in tech.
Logan was in finance.

299
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,467
Dusty was in advertising.

300
00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:44,100
But being an A-lister's
boyfriend is a full-time job,

301
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,800
not to mention
the best gig in the world.

302
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:46,933
Am I right?

303
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,767
All you gotta do,
gotta look good,

304
00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:51,200
stay in shape,
and keep your lady happy.

305
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,633
Welcome to the club, Phil.

306
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:57,700
Oh, actually, I'm, uh,

307
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,533
I'm not part of this club.

308
00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:01,333
See, I'm my own man.

309
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,500
Hey, do me a favor?

310
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,133
Hold Cappuccino,
and please, no people food.

311
00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:09,333
He gets gassy.

312
00:13:13,633 --> 00:13:15,067
Hey, Nicki, what's up?

313
00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:17,067
Oh, nothing, nothing.

314
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,400
Okay, maybe something.
[ahem]

315
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,167
The other night,
Holly and I were out,

316
00:13:22,267 --> 00:13:23,700
and we met
this really cute guy

317
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,067
and we agreed we wouldn't go
after him, but I did.

318
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,867
You too?

319
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,167
Me too what?

320
00:13:32,267 --> 00:13:34,067
You two made a pact?

321
00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:39,067
I know! I feel so guilty
for going out with him.

322
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,300
Holly is a much
better person.

323
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,633
Let's call it a tie.

324
00:13:45,733 --> 00:13:47,333
There she is,
my favorite gal pal!

325
00:13:47,433 --> 00:13:49,133
- Nicki! Nickeroo!
- Ha ha!

326
00:13:49,233 --> 00:13:50,767
Back at ya, buddy.
Come on, bring it in,

327
00:13:50,867 --> 00:13:52,767
my sister
from another mister!

328
00:13:52,867 --> 00:13:55,733
Yay! Girlfriends!

329
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:58,833
I had the best time
on our girls' night out.

330
00:13:58,933 --> 00:14:00,800
Oh, me, too.
We should do it again.

331
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:02,167
- How 'bout tonight?
- Tonight it is!

332
00:14:02,267 --> 00:14:03,733
Girls' Night--
the sequel!

333
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:04,867
"This time it's personal."

334
00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:06,367
[both laughing loudly]

335
00:14:06,467 --> 00:14:08,500
[cell phone rings]

336
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:12,433
Oh, uh, excuse me
just a sec.

337
00:14:12,533 --> 00:14:14,433
[softly]
Hi, Dan.

338
00:14:14,533 --> 00:14:16,900
Yeah, I've been thinking
about you too.

339
00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:18,733
Dinner tonight?

340
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:20,600
I'd love to.

341
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:23,867
No, I'll just meet you there.
All right, bye!

342
00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:30,667
Damn the luck!

343
00:14:30,767 --> 00:14:32,100
Nicki, I have to cancel
tonight.

344
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,067
Oh, no! Why?

345
00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:37,167
Why. Because, uh...

346
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:40,167
because my client, Mrs. Conway,
is being deposed tonight.

347
00:14:40,267 --> 00:14:41,600
I completely forgot.

348
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,433
I thought that was
tomorrow night.

349
00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:44,933
No, Eden, it's tonight.

350
00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:46,967
I'm so sorry, Nicky.

351
00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:48,933
Oh, come on,
don't beat yourself up.

352
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:50,300
You gotta do
what you gotta do.

353
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,967
And I gotta do this.
[chortles]

354
00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:58,100
Okay. I just confirmed
Mrs. Conway for tonight.

355
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,233
And it's a good thing I did,

356
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,100
because she thought it was
tomorrow night too.

357
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,400
What?

358
00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:06,167
You're welcome.

359
00:15:06,267 --> 00:15:08,200
Excuse me just a sec, okay?

360
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:10,067
[ahem]

361
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:11,600
[softly]
Hi, Dan, it's me again.

362
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:14,133
Yeah. Listen, I have to
cancel tonight.

363
00:15:14,233 --> 00:15:16,233
I know. I'm sorry too.

364
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,300
Bye.

365
00:15:19,233 --> 00:15:21,167
I'm back!

366
00:15:21,267 --> 00:15:22,800
[phone rings]
- Oh!

367
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:25,800
Um...excuse me one sec.

368
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,633
Hi, Dan.

369
00:15:29,733 --> 00:15:32,433
Oh, I've been thinking
about you too.

370
00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:35,867
Dinner tonight?
Okay.

371
00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:38,067
I'll meet you there.
Bye-bye.

372
00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:42,633
(Holly)
Everything okay?

373
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,833
[groans]
Ugh...

374
00:15:43,933 --> 00:15:47,833
That was my dull cousin
Louise from Tucson.

375
00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:49,300
She's in town for the night.

376
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,800
Looks like we're both gonna
have boring evenings, right?

377
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,467
Anybody know where
I can get a quick wax?

378
00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:55,500
No, forget it.

379
00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:04,767
[knock at door]

380
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,433
- Hey.
- Phil, I went to find you

381
00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:12,100
after the show, and they said
you'd left?

382
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,567
What happened?

383
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:17,133
Well, I saw my future,
and my balls weren't in it.

384
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,400
What?

385
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,400
Well, I was hanging out
with Arianna's guy

386
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,700
and with Tina's guy
and with Jennifer's guy,

387
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,067
and then I realized,
you know what?

388
00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:28,733
This just isn't for me.

389
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:30,500
I'm not some dude
who lives off his lady.

390
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,867
You think
that's what I want?

391
00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:34,733
Well, that's where
this is headed.

392
00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:37,200
Zoey, I'm at your beck
and call.

393
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,767
You stood me up twice,

394
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:42,233
and the closest I've been
to you is babysitting your dog.

395
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,433
After Miami,
the press tour goes to Europe.

396
00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:46,967
Come with me.
Paris, Rome, Barcelona.

397
00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:48,567
How great does that sound?

398
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:50,967
- What about my work?
- Just do that by phone.

399
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:54,100
And I'll fly you back
and forth if you need to.

400
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,100
So all I've got to do
to be a part of your life

401
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,667
is give up mine?

402
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,067
Come on,
that's not what I mean.

403
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:03,300
And I'm not blaming you,
but...

404
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,467
this can't work.

405
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:09,500
But I really
wanted it to.

406
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,333
Yeah, me too.

407
00:17:12,433 --> 00:17:14,667
You're a special guy.

408
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,700
Ha.

409
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,100
I'm going to miss you.

410
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,200
I'm gonna miss you too.

411
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:34,467
- Hey, Phil.
- Hey.

412
00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:36,100
- You okay?
- Yeah.

413
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,733
Zoey and I just broke up.

414
00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:39,167
- That's tough.
- Yeah.

415
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,867
But you'll always
have the memory.

416
00:17:40,967 --> 00:17:46,733
I know whenever I see
Cream of Rice and a straw...

417
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,600
I think of Summer.

418
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:58,133
Hello. I am here
to see Dr. Dan.

419
00:17:58,233 --> 00:18:00,200
I'm afraid he's seeing
his last patient right now.

420
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,833
Oh, I'm not a patient.

421
00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:04,067
I'm an after-hours friend.

422
00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:09,667
Okay, that sounds like
a hooker, but I am not.

423
00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:12,233
I am just here for drinks
and a good time.

424
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:15,067
Okay. Why do I keep
doing that?

425
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,867
Um...can you tell me
where the little girl's room is?

426
00:18:17,967 --> 00:18:19,233
I have to tinkle.

427
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:20,767
I sound like a five-year-old
now, right?

428
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,533
- Down the hall.
- Thanks so much.

429
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,233
Hello. I'm here
to see Dr. Dan.

430
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,567
I'm sorry, he's not
seeing any more patients today.

431
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,700
Oh, no, I'm not a patient.
You see, we had a date,

432
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:32,967
but I had to cancel it,

433
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:35,067
and then I canceled
the reason I had to cancel,

434
00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:37,233
so here I am,
a delightful surprise.

435
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,300
I'm sure you will be.
Have a seat.

436
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,133
He's just finishing up
his last appointment.

437
00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:43,767
All right, thank you.

438
00:19:07,733 --> 00:19:08,867
Well, good night.

439
00:19:08,967 --> 00:19:10,167
(both)
Good night.

440
00:19:10,267 --> 00:19:12,267
- Holly?
- Nicki!

441
00:19:12,367 --> 00:19:13,767
- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?

442
00:19:13,867 --> 00:19:15,067
I thought you had
a deposition!

443
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,400
I had a skin tag!

444
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,867
I thought you were with
your boring cousin!

445
00:19:17,967 --> 00:19:19,967
- I have a...rash.
- Liar!

446
00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:21,067
- Sneak.
- Backstabber!

447
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:22,533
- Weasel!
- To think I trusted you.

448
00:19:22,633 --> 00:19:24,167
We had a pact!

449
00:19:24,267 --> 00:19:27,633
Which you broke!
You sold me out for some guy?

450
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:31,400
Yeah, so did you.
You're just as dirty as me.

451
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,667
You know, we have more
in common than I thought.

452
00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:35,933
You know what?
You're right.

453
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:37,367
- Yeah.
- You feeling close to me?

454
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,400
- 'Cause I'm feeling close to--
- Yeah, kind of.

455
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,233
- Right? Sisters!
- The same!

456
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:42,733
[both laughing]

457
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,500
Okay, ready to go.

458
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,867
Whoa!

459
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:48,367
Yeah. Change of plans,
Dr. Dan.

460
00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:50,467
No man's coming
between us.

461
00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:51,900
- Girls' night?
- Hells, yeah!

462
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,467
Yeah, baby.

463
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:54,967
- After you!
- Ha ha.

464
00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:56,600
[mouthing]
Call me.

465
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:57,700
I saw--oh!

466
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,767
Oh, my God!

467
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,200
[upbeat music]

468
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,367
* De-do de-do

469
00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:10,667
* De-do de-do

470
00:20:10,767 --> 00:20:14,267
* De-do de-do

471
00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:16,500
* Do-do-do do-do-do

472
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,900
* Do-do-do

473
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,333
* De-do de-do

474
00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:24,900
* De-do de-do

475
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,067
* Do-do-do-do

476
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:29,000
- Yeah.

477
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,633
- Acme!
[coughs]