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[upbeat music]

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Here you are,
Millicent, my dear.

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Oh, aren't you
the perfect gentleman?

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Not that you have to be.

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Don't tempt me, you vixen.

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[meows]

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Now if you'll excuse me,
I'll be just a moment,

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but every moment away from you
is like an eternity.

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I hate you for you to go.

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But I love
watching you walk away.

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Oh! Phew.

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Hello, all.

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- Hey.
- H-hey, Haskell, what's up?

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Nothing much.

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Okay, so we're not gonna talk
about the 1000-year-old elephant

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in the room?

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Okay, okay,
my dire financial situation

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has necessitated
some drastic measures.

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I'm back in the boy toy game.

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So, how serious is this?

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I mean, have you met
her parents yet?

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Amusing.

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None of this would be needed if
Margo's alimony payments weren't

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bleeding me dry.

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What happened to her fiancé?

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Yeah, I thought she
was getting married.

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As did I.

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Oh, uh...

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[mutters]

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Break's over.

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Yeah, we're having a quick drink
then we're going back

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to her place to
feed her Chihuahua.

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I pray that's
not a euphemism.

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[chuckles]

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Hey, chuckles,
what's with the black suit, huh?

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Yeah, who died?

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My mentor.

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Oh. I'm sorry
for your loss.

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Yeah, me too, buddy.

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If you need to talk,
I'm here for you.

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You know what, actually,
I'll be out there for you.

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[sighs]

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Dr. Arnold gave me my first job
after dental school,

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taught me everything I know.

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As I was giving the eulogy,
I couldn't help but think

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that could be me in 50 years.

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Man who spent his whole life
as a dentist.

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Is that so bad?

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Well, it is
if you have other dreams.

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You know my passion
is cooking.

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Then do something about it.

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Maybe Dr. Arnold's death
was a wake-up call.

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Not for him, but for you.

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Follow your dream, Stuart.

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You really think I should?

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Absolutely.
Get out of your comfort zone.

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Take a chance.
If not now, when?

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You know what?
You're right.

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Thank you, Holly.

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Why is Haskell canoodling
with that old lady?

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That's what happens when
your dreams go south.

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[upbeat music]

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* De-do de-do

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* De-do de-do

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* De-do de-do

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*

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* Do-do-do-do

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[laughing]

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Hey, Haskell.

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So, where's your lady friend?

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Yeah, where's your
significant older?

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She's getting her hair done.

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And after she drops it off,
she's going to a movie.

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Yeah, she said to rest up
because tonight

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we're gonna party
like it's 1939.

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Anyway, what are
we doing in here?

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I don't know,
Stuart picked the place.

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- Mm.
- Ah, there they are.

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Thank you all for meeting me
here on this wonderful day.

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Wow, someone's in a great mood.

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I am, and it's because of you.

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I thought about what you said
about following my dreams.

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So I did.

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Oh, good for you.

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So tell me,
what did I inspire you to do?

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I sold my dental practice
and I bought this place.

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Oh, my God,
why would you do that?

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You bought this place?

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Yeah.

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- This place?
- Mm-hmm.

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Congrats...

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Jeez.

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I was just walking around
the city

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and pondering my future

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when fate brought me
here to Giovanni's.

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You guys heard that, right?

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It wasn't me, it was fate.

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I got to talking to the owner,
and the next thing I know,

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I made him an offer and
miraculously, he agreed to sell.

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Ah, there he is,
my beautiful friend.

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Giovanni.

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I know it can't be easy
letting go of your baby,

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I just hope you're not having
any second thoughts.

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No. I mean, it is with
a heavy heart that I say

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"thank you,
thank you, thank you."

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Oh, all right.

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Look, guys, I know
the place needs work,

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but I've had a vision of my
dream restaurant for 20 years

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and now I get to
bring it all to life.

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And I owe it all to Holly.

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We get it.
Let's not beat it to death.

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[upbeat music]

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Well, Giovanni
turned over the keys.

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I am officially
a restaurateur.

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I gotta give you
your props, man.

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Selling your practice,
going all in.

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You got some cajones hidden
under those pleated khakis.

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Thanks, Phil.

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They've always been there,
I just had to figure out

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how to use them.

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You know,
I admire that crazy bastard.

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Makes me want to
follow my dreams.

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But how can I when I gotta
pay alimony to Margo,

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that big-haired boobzilla?

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Haskell,
do something about it.

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I mean, tell her
your financial situation.

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I'm sure Margo
can be reasonable.

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Margo? Reasonable?

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She demanded half our couch
in the divorce.

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This used to be a sectional.

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No, there's only one way
I'm getting rid of her.

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Haskell,
don't go there.

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(Haskell)
Oh, no.

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Oh, I don't mean that.

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No, I don't mean that.

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I've got to convince Margo
to marry her fiancé

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and make that poor bastard
the happiest man in the world.

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And if you do that,
if it works,

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you'll go from
"I don't want to pay no more" to

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* I don't got to pay no more

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(both)
* I don't got to pay no more

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* I don't got to pay no more

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* I don't got to pay no more

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[mimicking turntable]

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And you guys wonder why
you're still single.

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- Stuart.
- Hey, Holly.

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I'm going through
all the recipes

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I've created over the years.

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Honing in on that signature dish
for my restaurant.

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My restaurant.
Ah.

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Still can't believe
I'm saying it.

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I looked over your contract,

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and I think I can
get you out of it.

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We'll claim duress.

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You might have to go in
for a 24-hour psych eval,

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but I think insanity
is the way to go.

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What are you talking about?

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I've never been more sane
in my life.

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Good, that's what all
the crazies say.

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I don't get it.

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What happened to
follow your dreams, Stuart?

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I meant take a cooking class,
go on a culinary tour of France,

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watch Cupcake Wars.

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I didn't mean sell your practice
and buy a freakin' restaurant.

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So what you're really saying is,
you don't believe in me?

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Well, everyone else
in this apartment does.

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I'm sorry that you're
not one of them.

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[upbeat music]

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Hi, Haskell.

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Hello, Margo.

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I see you've been doing
a little shopping.

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No, I've been doing
a lot of shopping.

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If you got it, spend it, right?

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Right.

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So, Haskell, to what
do I owe the pleasure?

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- Thank you.
- Uh, you know, Margo,

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I've been thinking a lot
about you lately,

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and-and to be honest,
I'm a little worried.

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Aw, Haskell,
that's sweet.

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Why?

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Well, I uh, I noticed on your
Facebook page that you

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and your fiancé
still aren't married.

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Yeah, well,
what's the rush?

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It's not like
I'm knocked up or anything.

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Let's face it, the last egg
I dropped was at Whole Foods.

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Well, I-I-I just want
to make sure that this guy

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isn't stringing you along.

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'Cause you know, Margo,

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all I want for you
is to be happy and married.

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Married and settled down

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and married.

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Oh, Haskell.

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You are so full of it,
it's coming out your ears.

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What?

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"All I want is
for you to be happy."

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All you want is to get
out of paying alimony.

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Of course I do.

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I mean, while you're
shopping at Whole Foods

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I'm buying bananas
out of a guy's trunk.

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Give me a break,
I've been paying for years.

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Yeah, you're gonna
keep on paying, too.

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You know what, Haskell,
if you'd been straight with me

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I might have been sympathetic.

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But after this stunt,
I'm gonna shop till you drop.

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Hey, you forgot the sugar.

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[groans]

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[upbeat music]

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Oh, ah-ha, it's here.

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Everyone, everyone,
the first table has arrived.

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Carry on.

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Okay, Dr. Gardner.

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We pulled out the appliances,
and we check out the electrical,

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plumbing, and ventilation.

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And?

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It ain't pretty.

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This is what it's going to take
to bring everything up to code.

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Oh-Oh, my God.

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I don't have
this kind of money.

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This is way beyond my budget.

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Yeah, you have my sympathy.

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Tools down,
we're out of here.

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No, no, no.
Tools up. Tools up.

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Please, I'll get
the money somehow.

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Don't worry, I trust you.

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Lunch till we get a check.

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Oh, my God, Stuart,
look at this place.

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You're really
making it happen.

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Yup, yup,
making it happen.

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What are you doing here,
Holly?

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I came to apologize.

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Look, I didn't mean
to trash your dream.

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I was just afraid you were
getting in over your head.

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But look,
I am behind you 100%.

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- You mean that?
- Absolutely.

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I believe in you.

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If there's anything I can do
you just say the word.

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- Anything?
- Yeah, anything.

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Well, it turns out,

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I'm a little short on funds.

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Okay.

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Taking out my checkbook.

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All right, and I'm gonna make it
out to my good friend

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- Stuart Gardner.
- Mm-hmm.

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Signed, with love,
Holly Franklin.

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Memo, I believe in you.

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Okay, let's fill out
the amount. How much?

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[gasps]
Holy crap!

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Are you insane?

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No, it's crazy,
I shouldn't have even asked.

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it's just if I don't get the
money, then my dream ends here.

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Well, I'm not going
to let that happen.

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What?

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Here.

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Oh, my God. Really?

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Oh, thank you, Holly.

256
00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:49,633
You saved my life.

257
00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,400
And I want you to know
that this isn't just a loan.

258
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,467
I want to make you
my partner.

259
00:10:53,567 --> 00:10:55,200
Really?

260
00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,933
Ooh, I can do that.

261
00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:58,267
Okay.

262
00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:00,167
Hey, what do you think about
a banquette right here

263
00:11:00,267 --> 00:11:03,333
and maybe some spotlights
right over the bar--

264
00:11:03,433 --> 00:11:06,700
- Silent partner.
- You got it.

265
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,700
How do we feel
about this table?

266
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,333
Shh.

267
00:11:09,433 --> 00:11:15,300
[upbeat music]

268
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,700
[upbeat music]

269
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,733
[knock on door]

270
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:25,800
Margo,
what are you doing here?

271
00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:27,933
Aren't you gonna
ask a lady in?

272
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:30,300
And don't give me the
"I will when I see one."

273
00:11:32,633 --> 00:11:35,133
To what do I owe this
unpleasant surprise?

274
00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:37,700
Well, I thought about what
you said the other day

275
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:41,667
and you are a real
douche-nozzle.

276
00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:44,867
You couldn't have
sent that in an email?

277
00:11:44,967 --> 00:11:46,400
Let me finish.

278
00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,067
You were right.

279
00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:50,233
Maybe it is time
I got hitched.

280
00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:53,267
Mike and I talked it over
and we're getting married.

281
00:11:57,833 --> 00:12:00,133
Well,
if you think it's right.

282
00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:01,567
Cut the act, Haskell,

283
00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:03,967
I know you're dying to bust out
the Lutz Victory Pump.

284
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:07,067
That's not true.

285
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,300
All right, go ahead.

286
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:15,067
[both laugh]

287
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,300
[snorts]
[laughs]

288
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,933
Remember the first time
you did that move?

289
00:12:18,067 --> 00:12:21,467
Oh, the night I won the
Northeast Bowling Invitational.

290
00:12:21,567 --> 00:12:23,733
Uh-huh. And then how we
celebrated later

291
00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:25,067
at the Paramus Holiday Inn?

292
00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:28,567
We got
four noise complaints.

293
00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:32,067
So I'm a screamer.

294
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:34,333
You know, even with all
the fighting and yelling

295
00:12:34,433 --> 00:12:36,600
and throwing stuff,
we had some good times, huh?

296
00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:38,300
We sure did.

297
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,200
You know, I always smile
whenever I look at this

298
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:43,467
shrimp fork scar.

299
00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:45,733
Who knows what we
even fought about.

300
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,733
I do.
You took the last shrimp.

301
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,733
I bowled
four matches that day.

302
00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:52,467
I'm saying,
a gentleman doesn't do that.

303
00:12:52,567 --> 00:12:55,600
I'm saying a lady doesn't
stick a guy with a shrimp fork.

304
00:12:59,267 --> 00:13:01,967
Is it too late
to say I'm sorry?

305
00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:06,100
It's never too late.

306
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,867
- I guess I should go.
- Yeah, yeah, of course.

307
00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:12,067
Uh, Margo,

308
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,167
I hope your guy
makes you happy.

309
00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:16,233
Yeah, well,
he's got his hands full.

310
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:18,400
In more ways than one.

311
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,167
So long, Margo.

312
00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:25,800
Bye, Haskie.

313
00:13:29,933 --> 00:13:31,100
[sighs]

314
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,133
[upbeat music]

315
00:13:35,267 --> 00:13:36,433
[gasps]

316
00:13:36,533 --> 00:13:38,533
Welcome to "Elation".

317
00:13:38,633 --> 00:13:41,400
"By Stuart".

318
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:44,233
That last part's
still up for grabs.

319
00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:48,833
Buddy,
the places looks amazing.

320
00:13:48,933 --> 00:13:52,067
Thank you,
and please call me "Chef".

321
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:55,733
Glad this place didn't
go to your head.

322
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,800
Chef.

323
00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,367
Wow,
it's completely changed.

324
00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:01,233
You guys must have
dropped a bundle on it.

325
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,767
It's only money.
[nervous laughter]

326
00:14:05,467 --> 00:14:08,100
Well, my partner and I

327
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,167
are so pleased
that you could attend

328
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:13,300
our pre-opening menu tasting.

329
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,333
You're about to embark on
a culinary adventure.

330
00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:18,833
To entice your palette
I have prepared

331
00:14:18,933 --> 00:14:21,333
a Chilean sea bass
in a lemon verbena broth

332
00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:23,800
with micro cubes
of clam juice gel,

333
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:26,700
dusted with bergamot tea
and topped with a lavender foam.

334
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,500
Mmm.

335
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,700
Can I get fries with this?

336
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:34,667
We don't offer fries,
as such.

337
00:14:34,767 --> 00:14:36,300
But I can offer you
a sweet potato galette

338
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,867
with poached leeks,
saffron threads,

339
00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:38,967
smoked Himalayan sea salt--

340
00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:41,600
Uh, can I get some bread
to snack on

341
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:44,067
while you describe this?

342
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:45,600
We don't offer bread as such.

343
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:46,833
But I can uh, find--

344
00:14:46,933 --> 00:14:50,067
How about food...

345
00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:52,467
as such?

346
00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:54,933
Ah-hem, Chef Stuart, what do you
say we get the show on the road?

347
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:55,933
Yes, of course.

348
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:57,067
As the culinary god
Escoffier once--

349
00:14:57,167 --> 00:15:00,967
- Stuart!
- Bon appétit.

350
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,367
So,
now that you're finished,

351
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:07,067
I eagerly await
your critique of my meal.

352
00:15:07,133 --> 00:15:08,400
What do you think?
Tell me, tell me.

353
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,567
- Fabulous.
- Incredible.

354
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:10,567
- Amazing.
- You've outdone yourself.

355
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:11,967
- Really?
- Mm.

356
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:16,067
You know what, let me grab a
bottle of Sauterne to celebrate.

357
00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:18,500
Hey, you guys really liked it?
[mumbles]

358
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,633
It's a little sophisticated
for my taste but...

359
00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:22,067
There was a lot
going on there.

360
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,067
- A lot.
- Okay.

361
00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:24,867
But it was good, right?

362
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,967
Good.

363
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:30,200
Was it good?

364
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:31,467
Come on, be honest.

365
00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:35,533
It was a nightmare,
I just wanted it to stop.

366
00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:38,533
There was a war
inside my mouth,

367
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:41,100
and errybody died.

368
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:48,800
I'm gonna go lick the sidewalk
to cleanse my palette.

369
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,200
Oh, no.

370
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:55,867
I thought that horrible taste
was just me having a stroke.

371
00:15:55,967 --> 00:15:56,933
Wh-wh-what are we going to do?

372
00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:58,200
We can't tell Stuart the truth.

373
00:15:58,300 --> 00:15:59,533
The hell we can't.

374
00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:02,133
I've got my retirement funds
dumped into this place.

375
00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,800
We have to
tell him the truth.

376
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:04,833
Tell me the truth about what?

377
00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:07,667
Huh? Uh, ha, oh,
Stuart, ha, mm.

378
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:12,100
Well, uh, the consensus
in the room is that the food

379
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,833
was a bit complicated.

380
00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:15,733
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
So what you're saying is,

381
00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:18,200
it was "complex with
a layered depth of flavor."

382
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,067
Mm, no. What I'm saying is it
was more of a contradictory mix

383
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:25,133
of drizzles and foams
and cubes and shavings...

384
00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:26,767
So, what you're saying is,

385
00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:29,733
the vast array of flavors was
challenging to your palette.

386
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:32,967
What I'm saying is,
it was a culinary crap storm.

387
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:37,833
What?

388
00:16:37,933 --> 00:16:39,567
Do you guys feel the same?

389
00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:41,167
Buddy, I gotta be
honest with you,

390
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,933
I wouldn't pay for this.

391
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:46,467
Although, I've got a feeling
I'm going to be later.

392
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:54,800
It made me sad.

393
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:57,467
Look, Stuart, I'm sorry,
but we've got to change the menu

394
00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:59,533
or we're gonna go under
before we even start.

395
00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:01,400
Well, we're not
changing a thing.

396
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,233
It's my restaurant,
my dream, my menu.

397
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,700
This is "Elation",

398
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:10,200
"By Stuart".

399
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,333
I'm going to lose all my money.

400
00:17:11,433 --> 00:17:13,667
I am so screwed.

401
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:17,333
"By Stuart".

402
00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:19,233
[upbeat music]

403
00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:26,400
[upbeat music]

404
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,067
Hey.

405
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:29,200
Sup man, what you doing?

406
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,567
Checking out Margo's
Facebook page.

407
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:34,933
She just changed her status
to "getting married."

408
00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:38,133
Hey!

409
00:17:38,233 --> 00:17:41,067
You did it.
You pulled it off, man.

410
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,333
And you know what that means?
You know what time it is.

411
00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:46,267
You know what time it is!

412
00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:48,233
Come on, now,
let's get into it.

413
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,900
* I don't got to pay no more

414
00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:53,367
* I don't got to pay no more

415
00:17:53,467 --> 00:17:55,867
* I don't--
I can't hear you, buddy.

416
00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:57,633
Ah, I'm sorry, Phil.

417
00:17:57,733 --> 00:17:58,800
I'm just not in the mood.

418
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,300
What's wrong?

419
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:03,200
Margo came here yesterday to
tell me she was getting married

420
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:06,300
and all these feelings
came flooding back.

421
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,300
I've never met anybody like her.

422
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,633
She's the only person I know

423
00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:12,067
who can give me a migraine,
indigestion, and a boner

424
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:15,767
at the same time.

425
00:18:15,867 --> 00:18:19,267
I-I never feel so alive
as when I'm with her

426
00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:21,733
and now I'm gonna
lose her forever.

427
00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:24,967
Haskell,
what are you trying to say?

428
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,067
I'm still in love with her.

429
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:31,333
Where's Stuart?
I've got to talk to him.

430
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:32,567
He's in the kitchen.

431
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,133
Holly, you're not gonna
believe what Haskell--

432
00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:37,167
Not now!

433
00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:38,500
Okay, look.

434
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,833
I'm sorry if I hurt your
feelings, but this is business.

435
00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:42,900
And there is now way we are
opening that restaurant

436
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:44,200
serving that food.

437
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,933
- I know.
- What?

438
00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:47,267
You guys were right.

439
00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:50,100
I was just kidding myself,
my food's a disaster.

440
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,533
I'm in over my head
and the worst part is

441
00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:53,067
I dragged you into this.

442
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:54,467
Here.

443
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,533
What's this?

444
00:18:55,633 --> 00:18:57,167
A check for everything
you gave me.

445
00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:58,900
Don't cash it yet,
I'm gonna sell the restaurant

446
00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:01,800
and go back
to being a dentist.

447
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:04,433
Holly, I don't care if I have to
bleach teeth in a mall kiosk,

448
00:19:04,533 --> 00:19:07,300
I'm going to
pay you back every penny.

449
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,833
But what about your dream?

450
00:19:08,933 --> 00:19:10,833
Ah, it turned out
to be more of a fantasy.

451
00:19:10,933 --> 00:19:13,467
I was insane for thinking
I could pull it off.

452
00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:15,367
Ah, I'm no chef.

453
00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:16,800
Just a dentist.

454
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:19,567
That's all I'll ever be.

455
00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:25,333
What are you doing?

456
00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:27,100
We are not selling
our restaurant

457
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,967
and you are not giving up
on your dream.

458
00:19:31,067 --> 00:19:33,300
Whatever it takes,
we will figure this out.

459
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,767
Holly, I can't go
back in that kitchen.

460
00:19:34,867 --> 00:19:37,500
Oh, no, you cannot.

461
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:41,233
So, we'll just hire a chef
to get us started until

462
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:43,067
you're ready to take over.

463
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,633
- Are you sure about this?
- I believe in you.

464
00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:48,300
So like it or not,
we are opening "Elation",

465
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,733
"By Stuart".

466
00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,167
Holly, thank you.

467
00:19:51,267 --> 00:19:53,967
And still, you have to admit
the clam cubes had a certain--

468
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,067
- We're hiring a chef.
- Okay.

469
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,767
[upbeat music]

470
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,133
* DE-DO DE-DO

471
00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:06,333
* DE-DO DE-DO

472
00:20:06,433 --> 00:20:09,900
* DE-DO DE-DO

473
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,200
* DO-DO-DO DO-DO-DO

474
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:15,600
* DO-DO-DO

475
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,967
* DE-DO DE-DO

476
00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:20,167
* DE-DO DE-DO

477
00:20:20,267 --> 00:20:22,300
* DO-DO-DO-DO

478
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,300
YEAH.

479
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,300
ACME!
[coughs]