1
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I hope the branzino
was to your liking.

2
00:00:14,167 --> 00:00:16,400
You must try
the Meyer lemon tart.

3
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I'll bring you a slice
on the house.

4
00:00:18,167 --> 00:00:19,467
Stuart?
A word, please.

5
00:00:19,567 --> 00:00:22,367
Pardon.
My lovely partner beckons.

6
00:00:22,467 --> 00:00:24,633
Excuse us.

7
00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:25,633
Yes?

8
00:00:25,733 --> 00:00:28,267
What's this
"on the house" crap?

9
00:00:28,367 --> 00:00:30,933
Business is slow enough without
you giving away freebies.

10
00:00:31,033 --> 00:00:32,233
We've only been open
a couple of weeks.

11
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Besides, it's picking up.

12
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This is the lunch rush!

13
00:00:36,333 --> 00:00:39,133
I gotta tell you,
this place is gorgeous!

14
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Very elegant.

15
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The only thing that's missing
is asses in the seats.

16
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Don't tell me.
Tell Wolfgang Schmuck.

17
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In the restaurant biz,

18
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you can't just rely
on reservations.

19
00:00:52,433 --> 00:00:55,567
You need other revenue sources,
like private functions:

20
00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:57,700
your baby showers,
your birthday parties.

21
00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,367
You have a great courtyard
out there--you should use it.

22
00:01:00,467 --> 00:01:02,433
Forget it.
My goal is to be Thomas Keller,

23
00:01:02,533 --> 00:01:04,467
not Chuck E. Cheese.

24
00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:09,200
What's up?

25
00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:11,100
What's up with you?

26
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Chillin'.

27
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All right, break it up.

28
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We're giving away enough
free stuff here.

29
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Hey, Haskell,
what's going on?

30
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Um, I'm tracking Margo's
Facebook page.

31
00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:29,133
Please tell me you're not
still pining over your ex.

32
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Haskell, face it.
She's getting married.

33
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But is she?

34
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There's still
no mention of it.

35
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No "good news."
No "save the date."

36
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No wedding bell emojis.

37
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Just a link to some goat
making friends with a hippo.

38
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Just don't watch it
all the way through.

39
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Does not end well.

40
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Well, unlike that hippo,
I still have hope.

41
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Maybe she changed her mind.

42
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What do Stuart and Holly
think of all this?

43
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Oh, they don't know
that I'm in love with her.

44
00:02:00,233 --> 00:02:01,667
They'd say I'm crazy.

45
00:02:01,767 --> 00:02:04,167
Haskell, I said
you were crazy.

46
00:02:04,267 --> 00:02:06,533
Well, I thought it was just, you
know, supportive street talk,

47
00:02:06,633 --> 00:02:09,633
like, "Haskell, you crazy!"

48
00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:18,433
First off,
I don't talk like that.

49
00:02:18,533 --> 00:02:19,800
Second...

50
00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:21,833
Haskell, you crazy.

51
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[upbeat music]
- * De-do de-do

52
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*

53
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* Do-do-do
do-do-do *

54
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* Do-do-do

55
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*

56
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* De-do de-do

57
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* Do-do-do

58
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* Do-do-do-do

59
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Ah.
Hurry up, Stuart!

60
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Gonna be late
for the dinner crowd.

61
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Crowd.
[raspberry]

62
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Sorry, sorry.

63
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I was just reveling
in our first Yelp review.

64
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- Mm.
- Mm-hmm.

65
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Trevor from Park Slope calls us
"An undiscovered gem

66
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soon to be
a culinary hotspot."

67
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If he were here right now,
I'd kiss him on the mouth.

68
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Well, pucker up, baby,
'cause I'm Trevor.

69
00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,300
[knock on door]

70
00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,600
Oh, uh, Margo.

71
00:03:07,700 --> 00:03:09,700
- Hi. Stuart, right?
- Yep.

72
00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,667
I remember you.

73
00:03:12,767 --> 00:03:16,233
Haskell's pit bull
divorce lawyer.

74
00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:19,900
You cost me my Buick Electra
and my Thighmaster.

75
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Yeah, but that
was a lifetime ago.

76
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We can laugh about it now.

77
00:03:25,833 --> 00:03:26,967
Hmm.

78
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Is Haskell around?

79
00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,533
Uh, no, no.
'Fraid not.

80
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Aw, that's too bad.

81
00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:33,267
I wanted to drop off some
of his stuff.

82
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Now that I'm getting married,

83
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it doesn't feel right having
it around.

84
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- You're getting married?
- Mm-hmm.

85
00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:39,500
Haskell didn't mention it.
Congratulations.

86
00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:40,833
When's the big day?

87
00:03:40,933 --> 00:03:43,067
Oh, we don't know.
All the places we like

88
00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:45,467
are booked up,
so we're still looking.

89
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Look no further!

90
00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:50,300
Stuart and I
own a restaurant now,

91
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and we happen to specialize
in weddings.

92
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Whatever it is,
it has to be classy,

93
00:03:56,300 --> 00:04:00,367
because that's what
my tramp stamp says.

94
00:04:00,467 --> 00:04:03,600
Classy.
Sweetie, it's beyond classy.

95
00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:05,800
It is elegant, romantic.

96
00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:08,833
We hold our weddings at
an outdoor courtyard.

97
00:04:08,933 --> 00:04:10,733
Oh, that sounds perfect.

98
00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:12,200
When is it available?

99
00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:13,967
Well, we would need time
to get everything together--

100
00:04:14,067 --> 00:04:15,633
How about this Saturday?

101
00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:18,067
This Saturday?
It's only a week away.

102
00:04:18,167 --> 00:04:22,467
Yes, but we just had
a cancellation, which is rare.

103
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So what do you say, Margo?

104
00:04:23,867 --> 00:04:25,167
Shall we book it,

105
00:04:25,267 --> 00:04:27,167
or should I start calling
the waiting list?

106
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No!

107
00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,300
Why not?
Let's do it.

108
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- Fantastic.
- We're saved!

109
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The date is saved.

110
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Margo!
What are you doing here?

111
00:04:38,167 --> 00:04:39,667
Actually,
I came to see you.

112
00:04:39,767 --> 00:04:41,467
You hear that, Phil?

113
00:04:41,567 --> 00:04:43,400
Yeah, I came to drop off
some of your stuff,

114
00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:46,500
but the big news is,
we set a date for the wedding!

115
00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,500
You hear that, Haskell?

116
00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,667
Yeah, we couldn't
find a place,

117
00:04:51,767 --> 00:04:53,900
and then these two lifesavers
convinced me

118
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to have it
at their restaurant.

119
00:04:55,667 --> 00:04:58,233
Guess who's getting married
Saturday?

120
00:04:58,333 --> 00:05:00,433
Saturday? You're
getting married Saturday?

121
00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:01,833
Yeah.
Exciting, huh?

122
00:05:01,933 --> 00:05:03,900
Well, I got a lot of primping
to do for the big day.

123
00:05:04,067 --> 00:05:05,867
Teeth whitening, spray tan.

124
00:05:05,967 --> 00:05:08,433
With any luck, I'll get
the heaves and go down a size.

125
00:05:08,533 --> 00:05:11,667
Ah.

126
00:05:11,767 --> 00:05:13,533
So, Haskell, huh?

127
00:05:13,633 --> 00:05:15,400
Margo's getting remarried.

128
00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:17,600
You're finally getting off
that alimony train.

129
00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:18,800
Look at him.
He's speechless.

130
00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:20,567
Come on, Haskell.
Say something.

131
00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:22,467
I'm still
in love with Margo.

132
00:05:22,567 --> 00:05:23,967
What?

133
00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:25,133
And because of you two,

134
00:05:25,233 --> 00:05:28,167
I've only got a week
to win her back.

135
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[upbeat music]

136
00:05:35,367 --> 00:05:38,933
Haskell!
Get out here!

137
00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:40,067
What do you want?

138
00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:41,967
- We need to talk.
- Oh, no time.

139
00:05:42,067 --> 00:05:44,233
I gotta figure out how to tell
Margo that I love her.

140
00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:46,867
It's a toss-up between
the Times Square jumbotron,

141
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and a neck tattoo.

142
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Come on.

143
00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,500
All right, Haskell.
Take a seat.

144
00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,100
Keep in mind, we're only doing
this because we love you.

145
00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,367
Doing what?

146
00:05:54,467 --> 00:05:56,767
This is an ex-wife
intervention.

147
00:05:56,867 --> 00:05:59,067
Mm-hmm. You remember
the pact we made?

148
00:05:59,133 --> 00:06:00,767
If any of wanted to
get back with our ex,

149
00:06:00,867 --> 00:06:03,567
the other two would do
whatever it took to stop them.

150
00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:06,133
Yeah, like that time Stuart
wanted to get back with Lorna.

151
00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:07,367
Lorna?

152
00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:10,900
Lorna!

153
00:06:11,067 --> 00:06:13,600
Oh, screw the pact!
Nothing's going to stop me!

154
00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:15,067
Okay.

155
00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:17,067
Looks like we're going to have
to do this the hard way.

156
00:06:17,133 --> 00:06:20,700
- Hello, Haskell.
- No!

157
00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,367
You don't even know
what I'm going to say.

158
00:06:22,467 --> 00:06:26,533
I'm just generally
afraid of you.

159
00:06:26,633 --> 00:06:29,133
What you should be afraid of
is the truth--Eden!

160
00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:31,733
Hello, Haskell.

161
00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:33,733
What is she doing here and
what's that in her hand?

162
00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:36,100
These are the court transcripts
from Lutz v. Lutz.

163
00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:37,900
because apparently you forgot
what it was like

164
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to be married to Margo.

165
00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:40,733
(Eden)
[clears throat]

166
00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:44,067
"January 5th, morning session.
Mr. Lutz:

167
00:06:44,133 --> 00:06:48,633
'Die, you fire-breathing
she-beast.'"

168
00:06:48,733 --> 00:06:51,067
"Mrs. Lutz: 'You want fire?
How's this?'

169
00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:56,900
Mrs. Lutz pours hot coffee
on Mr. Lutz's genitals."

170
00:06:57,067 --> 00:07:00,600
"Mr. Lutz: "Aaaahhh!"

171
00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:02,267
"Mrs. Lutz:
'Ha ha ha ha!'"

172
00:07:02,367 --> 00:07:04,233
All right, all right!

173
00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:06,800
We had the occasional
psychotic outburst,

174
00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:10,867
but beneath the fighting
and the craziness was passion.

175
00:07:10,967 --> 00:07:13,700
Haskell, don't you think that
this is all just a reaction to--

176
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The fact that she's marrying
someone else?

177
00:07:15,267 --> 00:07:17,067
It's not.

178
00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:19,633
It just reminded me that
I never stopped loving her.

179
00:07:19,733 --> 00:07:21,400
What makes you think that it
would be different this time?

180
00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,267
Because I'm different.

181
00:07:23,367 --> 00:07:27,700
Thanks to you guys,
I'm not the same man!

182
00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,767
Look, I don't even know
what Margo feels,

183
00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:32,433
but I know if I don't tell her
what's in my heart,

184
00:07:32,533 --> 00:07:34,167
I'll regret it
for the rest of my life.

185
00:07:34,267 --> 00:07:36,800
And there's nothing we can do
or say to change your mind?

186
00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:38,500
Nothing!

187
00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,433
Well then, I guess we have
no choice but to help you.

188
00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:45,867
Really?

189
00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:48,067
If you love her
that much.

190
00:07:49,533 --> 00:07:53,067
This intervention took
a serious left turn!

191
00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:00,567
Okay, okay, remember.

192
00:08:00,667 --> 00:08:02,600
When Margo gets here, I'll start
going over the wedding plans.

193
00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:05,567
And then Holly will come over,
and pull me away,

194
00:08:05,667 --> 00:08:07,500
and then you will just happen
to stop by,

195
00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,333
and profess your undying love.

196
00:08:09,433 --> 00:08:10,867
I'll never forget this.

197
00:08:10,967 --> 00:08:12,900
Hey, hey.
Margo just pulled up.

198
00:08:13,067 --> 00:08:16,267
Oh, I'm so nervous,
my sphincter just slammed shut.

199
00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:22,267
Oh, hello, Margo.

200
00:08:22,367 --> 00:08:23,533
Please, have a seat.

201
00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:26,267
Can't believe I'm getting
married in a few days.

202
00:08:26,367 --> 00:08:30,167
I'm schvitzing like
a dock worker.

203
00:08:30,267 --> 00:08:32,667
Well, you do have
that bridal glow.

204
00:08:32,767 --> 00:08:34,967
So I brought a few ideas
for the wedding.

205
00:08:35,067 --> 00:08:38,567
I want the cake Kim Kardashian
had at her first wedding,

206
00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:42,233
the ice sculpture she had
at her second wedding.

207
00:08:42,333 --> 00:08:45,733
I also want her ass,
but you can't have everything.

208
00:08:45,833 --> 00:08:47,967
Hello, Margo.
I'm sorry to interrupt,

209
00:08:48,067 --> 00:08:49,867
but Stuart, you're needed
in the kitchen.

210
00:08:49,967 --> 00:08:51,900
Oh, before I forget,

211
00:08:52,067 --> 00:08:53,700
I wanted to bring you
my deposit,

212
00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,967
just to show you
I mean business.

213
00:08:57,067 --> 00:09:00,667
Oh, that's a whole lot
of business.

214
00:09:00,767 --> 00:09:04,967
- Holly, I believe you wanted--
- Not now, I'm with a client.

215
00:09:05,067 --> 00:09:06,533
- Holly.
- Oh, yeah, in the kitchen.

216
00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,567
Ah, kitchen, kitchen, kitchen.

217
00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:11,933
[humming]

218
00:09:12,067 --> 00:09:14,667
Margo!
What are you doing here?

219
00:09:14,767 --> 00:09:16,300
I'm getting married here,
Dum-dum.

220
00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:19,267
Oh, yeah, that's right.

221
00:09:19,367 --> 00:09:21,300
- May I?
- Oh, sure. Park it.

222
00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:29,100
So, Margo...

223
00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,700
Here we are...

224
00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,067
You and me...

225
00:09:34,133 --> 00:09:36,500
Sitting here...

226
00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:40,367
At a table...

227
00:09:40,467 --> 00:09:41,767
At a restaurant...

228
00:09:41,867 --> 00:09:44,700
I get it, I get it.
It's nice to see you, too.

229
00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:47,400
Can you believe I'm getting
married in this place?

230
00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:51,200
It's a far cry from our wedding
at the Toledo Bowl-O-Drome.

231
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,600
That's 'cause we didn't want to
wait till the end of the tour.

232
00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:54,833
We were too much in love.

233
00:09:54,933 --> 00:09:57,333
Yeah, that we were.

234
00:09:57,433 --> 00:10:00,033
I'll never forget how
beautiful you looked,

235
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:04,100
walking down Lane 10
towards me and the pins.

236
00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,733
Yeah, till I hit
that slick spot

237
00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:09,600
and I took down you,
the minister, and the pins.

238
00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:11,200
[laughs]

239
00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:12,700
You made a ten
the hard way.

240
00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,133
[both laugh]

241
00:10:16,233 --> 00:10:17,967
You know, you could say
one thing about us:

242
00:10:18,067 --> 00:10:22,500
no matter how tough things got,
we were always able to laugh.

243
00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:23,700
Margo.

244
00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:24,900
There's something
you need to know.

245
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,567
Oh, hey, beautiful.

246
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,067
Oh, Mike!
What are you doing here?

247
00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:30,333
Well, I was over
at the tux place

248
00:10:30,433 --> 00:10:32,000
and couldn't remember
which one to get,

249
00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:34,233
and I knew if I got the wrong
one, that I'd get an earful.

250
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:36,433
Yeah, you got that right.
Give me a kiss.

251
00:10:36,533 --> 00:10:38,367
I want you to meet
my ex-husband, Haskell.

252
00:10:38,467 --> 00:10:40,467
Haskell, my next husband,
Mike.

253
00:10:40,567 --> 00:10:41,800
- Hey, man.
- Hey.

254
00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,133
It's nice
to finally meet you.

255
00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:44,933
Yeah, yeah.
You, too.

256
00:10:45,033 --> 00:10:46,367
Oh, well, we should go.
Just tell Stuart

257
00:10:46,467 --> 00:10:49,500
I'll call him later, okay?

258
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:50,933
Just give me one minute,
okay?

259
00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:51,967
Yeah, you got it.

260
00:10:54,267 --> 00:10:57,433
Haskie, you know...

261
00:10:57,533 --> 00:11:01,700
Seeing you again made me realize
how much you mean to me.

262
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,067
Really?

263
00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:04,700
Yeah.

264
00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:08,433
And it'd make me
so happy if...

265
00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:10,833
you'd walk me down the aisle
and give me away?

266
00:11:10,933 --> 00:11:13,500
(audience) Oh!

267
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,933
Give you away?

268
00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:18,967
Yes, sure!

269
00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:20,533
Of course, I will!

270
00:11:20,633 --> 00:11:23,100
You're the best,
Haskie!

271
00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:33,067
Welcome!

272
00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:34,167
Welcome.

273
00:11:34,267 --> 00:11:35,533
Hi.

274
00:11:35,633 --> 00:11:37,367
I feel so guilty for having
Margo's wedding here.

275
00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:39,433
I know.
I feel terrible, too.

276
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,967
Enjoy this
glorious event!

277
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:45,233
Ah, hey, what's up, man?

278
00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,067
What are you doing here?
You're not on the guest list.

279
00:11:47,167 --> 00:11:49,067
Sure, I am.
"Phil Chase.

280
00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:51,100
Crashing the wedding."

281
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,600
Oh, thank you
for your honesty.

282
00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:54,067
Now get out.

283
00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:55,367
Aw, no, come on!
At the end of the night,

284
00:11:55,467 --> 00:11:57,700
I'll be somebody's plus-one.

285
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,100
Either the blonde
or the brunette.

286
00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,400
Or, if I'm as good as
I think I am--

287
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,533
and I am--

288
00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:05,067
both.

289
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,067
Hey, Haskell.

290
00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:10,600
How you doing?
You okay, buddy?

291
00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:11,800
Oh, stop the pity party.

292
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,600
Like I've been
saying all week, I'm fine.

293
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,700
Of course, he's fine.

294
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,300
He's got the hottest
date at the wedding.

295
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,867
That's your cue to say,
"You know it."

296
00:12:19,967 --> 00:12:23,333
- You know it.
- Aw, do you mean that?

297
00:12:23,433 --> 00:12:25,133
That's your cue
to say "yes"!

298
00:12:25,233 --> 00:12:26,800
All right, lucky for you,
you're adorable.

299
00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,200
Yeah, I'll be a lot
more adorable

300
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:32,133
once I get
some champagne in me.

301
00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:35,567
So, throwing a wedding
on the patio.

302
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:39,733
I remember someone suggesting
you make use of that space.

303
00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:43,200
Oh!
Right, it was me.

304
00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,633
You didn't say,
"elegant wedding."

305
00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:47,367
You said, "clown party."

306
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,067
I took your basic
notion and elevated it.

307
00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:51,067
Hmm.

308
00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:53,067
- Elevate this.
- Ow. Ow!

309
00:12:53,167 --> 00:12:54,900
Okay, you're right.
Great idea! Great idea!

310
00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:56,067
Thank you.
Now, show me

311
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:57,967
what you've done
with the patio,

312
00:12:58,067 --> 00:12:59,667
or as we called it
at the Olive Garden,

313
00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:02,833
the "parking lot
with the fence around it."

314
00:13:02,933 --> 00:13:06,267
There she is!
Oh!

315
00:13:06,367 --> 00:13:08,500
Great dress, Margo!

316
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,167
I can barely breathe.

317
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:15,500
Every time I sneeze,
my boobs pop out.

318
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,967
You look beautiful,
Margo.

319
00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:20,133
Thanks.
You ready to give me away?

320
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,567
As ready as
I'll ever be.

321
00:13:22,667 --> 00:13:23,833
Haskell, I can't stand it.

322
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,867
Stop pretending you're fine.
You're not fine.

323
00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:27,100
You've got to tell her!

324
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,667
Look, she's getting married
in 20 minutes.

325
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:32,100
It's too late,
so stay out of it.

326
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,267
Hey, hey, hey!
Good news.

327
00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:37,367
There is now a redhead
in the mix.

328
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:42,100
I might pull off
the bridesmaid hat trick.

329
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,700
What's the matter?

330
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:46,267
You should have seen Haskell's
face when he saw Margo.

331
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,700
This is killing him.

332
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:48,900
I told him to go after her,

333
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:50,967
but he said to just
stay out of it.

334
00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:52,367
Well, when you
don't stay out of it,

335
00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:54,067
will you leave me out of it?

336
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,567
How long have
you known me?

337
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,100
Damn.

338
00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:03,767
(Margo) I just don't--
(Holly) I know.

339
00:14:03,867 --> 00:14:05,100
What's the emergency?

340
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,067
I gotta walk down the aisle
in ten minutes!

341
00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:08,267
It's the cake.

342
00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:12,500
My cake?
My Kardashian cake?

343
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,400
Something must have
happened overnight.

344
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,833
It seems to be listing.

345
00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:17,433
Well, if it is,
there's gonna be trouble,

346
00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:19,800
'cause I paid for
a straight cake.

347
00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:25,433
What's wrong with it?
It looks perfectly straight.

348
00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:27,800
What are you doing?
What is so urgent?

349
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,300
(Phil)
Yes!

350
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,400
- Haskell!
- Margo.

351
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,467
What are you doing here?

352
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:33,867
(Holly)
It's now or never, Haskell.

353
00:14:33,967 --> 00:14:34,967
Tell her.

354
00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:37,267
Tell me what?
What is going on?

355
00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:38,833
Nothing.

356
00:14:38,933 --> 00:14:40,067
Oh, I don't have time for this.

357
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,400
Don't move!

358
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:44,533
One more step
and the cake gets it.

359
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,633
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?

360
00:14:46,733 --> 00:14:47,833
You better tell her,
Haskell.

361
00:14:47,933 --> 00:14:49,333
She's got a rosebud,
Haskell!

362
00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:51,567
Whatever it is, tell me!

363
00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:53,167
I love you!

364
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,967
- What?
- I'm not here.

365
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,800
You love me?
What are you talking about?

366
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:05,767
I've never stopped
loving you.

367
00:15:05,867 --> 00:15:09,067
It all came flooding back
when I saw you again.

368
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:13,067
Please, Margo.
Give me another chance.

369
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:15,067
It'll be better
this time.

370
00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:17,100
I'll be better this time.

371
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,900
I'll be the man
I should've been.

372
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:23,067
I promise,
I'll make you happy.

373
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:28,100
You son of a bitch!

374
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,967
I'm about to get married!
Now you tell me this?

375
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:34,233
Even if I felt the same way,
it's too late.

376
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,067
Now you pull
yourself together

377
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,367
because you are walking me
down the aisle

378
00:15:38,467 --> 00:15:41,400
and I'm getting married!

379
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,633
[silenced by the door]

380
00:15:55,533 --> 00:15:56,533
I feel so horrible.

381
00:15:56,633 --> 00:15:57,833
Haskell said
to stay out of it.

382
00:15:57,933 --> 00:15:59,500
Why couldn't I just
stay out of it?

383
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,600
Well, at least someone's
dreams came true.

384
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,967
[electric organ playing
Wagner's Bridal Chorus]

385
00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:18,067
*

386
00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,233
You can let go now,
Haskell.

387
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,367
[muttering]

388
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,367
Oh no, he's not going to
let go of her hand.

389
00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:34,067
He's going to
embarrass himself!

390
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,067
Haskell--aah!

391
00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:37,700
[both yelling]

392
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,433
Oh, my God!

393
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,167
- Oh, my God!
- Honey, honey!

394
00:16:44,267 --> 00:16:52,167
[both laugh]

395
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:55,433
What are you laughing at?
This isn't funny.

396
00:16:55,533 --> 00:17:00,067
[both resume laughing]

397
00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:03,167
Okay, I don't get this!
I mean--

398
00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:05,833
The wedding is ruined!

399
00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:08,467
What the hell is so funny?

400
00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:10,600
I don't know,
it just is!

401
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,933
[both laugh]

402
00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:26,100
[upbeat music]

403
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,067
Hey, Phil!

404
00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:29,167
The wedding video?

405
00:17:29,267 --> 00:17:30,867
Just hit 4 million views.

406
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,333
[chuckling]

407
00:17:32,433 --> 00:17:35,367
And #TheWeddingSplashers
is trending.

408
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,200
Thanks to your mishap,
the restaurant's booked

409
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,867
six months in advance.

410
00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:46,333
A year if you want
to sit near the fountain.

411
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,733
Ah, and I owe it all
to you and Margo.

412
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:51,167
Yeah, I wonder what Margo's
doing right now.

413
00:17:51,267 --> 00:17:52,700
Hey, Haskell.

414
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,400
Get off your ass
and help with the boxes.

415
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,133
I'm your wife,
not a pack mule.

416
00:17:56,233 --> 00:18:01,367
[audience cheers and applause]

417
00:18:01,467 --> 00:18:04,733
You hear that?
My wife.

418
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,233
[cheers and applause]

419
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,533
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
Mister!

420
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:12,533
You don't get any
more of this

421
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,900
until you help
with the boxes.

422
00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:15,067
Yeah?

423
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,667
Well, you don't get
any more of this until

424
00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:19,633
whenever you want it.

425
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:20,967
You're so sweet.

426
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,633
Now move it.
I want to be home in time

427
00:18:22,733 --> 00:18:25,433
for the series finale
of Swamp People.

428
00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:32,733
So...

429
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:34,067
Moving out, huh?

430
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,933
Guess so.

431
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:37,333
You know, it's going to
be weird not seeing you

432
00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:39,933
sitting on that couch every day.

433
00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:40,967
Who would have thought
you'd be the first

434
00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:42,633
to get married
and leave?

435
00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:44,233
I know.
I guess a force

436
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,167
greater than all of us
had a plan for me.

437
00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:47,233
(Holly)
Good!

438
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,067
You're still here.

439
00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:50,733
If you left,
I'd have killed you.

440
00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:53,567
I'm going to
miss you, too.

441
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,467
Oh, it only took me
four years,

442
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,100
but I finally launched
one of my guys.

443
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,200
Look at you, all married.

444
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,800
Hey, he's not the only one
you launched.

445
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:04,233
Thanks to you, I'm a
restaurateur, living my dreams.

446
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:07,867
God, I feel good about
myself right now.

447
00:19:07,967 --> 00:19:10,300
And thanks to you,
I had my first three-way.

448
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,500
- Hi, hi!
- Where have you been?

449
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,633
I sent you on one errand!

450
00:19:15,733 --> 00:19:17,100
Well, unlike you,
it takes me

451
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:21,567
more than four steps
to get across town.

452
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:24,200
Haskell, this is for you.
It's your wedding gift.

453
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:25,833
Oh, Holly, Holly, Holly.

454
00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:27,533
I said no gifts.

455
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,533
Just cash.

456
00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:32,233
- Oh, it's a picture frame.
- Yeah.

457
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:34,633
Well, now I just gotta find
a picture to put in it.

458
00:19:34,733 --> 00:19:35,833
Oh, I know what you're
putting in it.

459
00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:36,967
Everybody sit down.

460
00:19:37,067 --> 00:19:39,867
- Set up the camera, Eden.
- Okay.

461
00:19:39,967 --> 00:19:43,133
All right, 10 seconds!

462
00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:46,133
All right, everyone,
just get closer, get closer.

463
00:19:46,233 --> 00:19:47,300
That's close enough!

464
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,600
I already had
one wedding night.

465
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,600
Hey.

466
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:52,167
Hey, buddy?
Your blocking my pecs.

467
00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:54,433
I've worked hard
on these.

468
00:19:56,067 --> 00:19:57,633
Got it.

469
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,300
Guess we should get up.

470
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,033
Yeah, we probably should.

471
00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:06,067
- In a minute.
- Yeah, what's the rush?

472
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,633
[upbeat music]

473
00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:19,000
- * De-do de-do

474
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:21,200
- * De-do de-do

475
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,767
- * De-do de-do

476
00:20:24,867 --> 00:20:27,067
- * Do-do-do do-do-do

477
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:30,400
* Do-do-do

478
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,767
- * De-do de-do

479
00:20:32,867 --> 00:20:34,967
- * De-do de-do

480
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,100
- * Do-do-do-do

481
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,100
- Yeah.

482
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,100
- Acme!
[coughs]