- YOU WERE RIGHT, HOLLY. THIS MOVIE'S AWESOME.
- YOU MUST BE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH
WHO HAS NEVER SEEN PSYCHO.
SPOILER ALERT:
IT'S GONNA SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.
- HOLLY, IF THERE'S ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME,
IT'S THAT I'M A PRETTY TOUGH--
AAH!
- THAT WASN'T EVEN SCARY.
- YEAH, BUT LOOK WHERE IT GOT ME.
[knock at door]
- HEY, GUYS. HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING.
- ACTUALLY, UH-- - 'CAUSE I GOTTA TALK TO HOLLY
ABOUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT.
- WHAT'S GOING ON, PHIL?
- IS THIS SHIRT TOO TIGHT?
- NO, IT LEAVES JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT
TO THE IMAGINATION.
- IS THAT KUNG PAO CHICKEN?
- OH, STOP DROOLING. SIT DOWN.
- [laughs] I COULDN'T, I COULDN'T.
NOT WITHOUT A GLASS OF WINE.
SO WHAT ARE WE WATCHING? WOW, PSYCHO?
- UH-HUH. - OH, I LOVE IT.
GET OUT THE SHOWER, GIRL!
[screams] GET OUT THE SHOWER!
- F.Y.I., HE'LL BE DOING THAT THE ENTIRE MOVIE.
- YIPPEE.
- HEY, HOLLY.
SORRY, DO YOU HAVE ANY HIMALAYAN SEA SALT?
'CAU--
UH, PHIL?
- MM-HMM.
- TELL ME YOU'RE NOT EATING.
- I'M NOT EATING.
- I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS COOKING DINNER TONIGHT.
COPPER RIVER SALMON WITH A LENTIL PUREE AND--
OOH, PSYCHO.
- [laughs] YEAH.
- PARK IT.
- OH, THANKS.
- HEY, STUART, TRY THE KUNG PAO CHICKEN.
- MMM! - PAUL, YOU MIND?
- [sighs] - THANKS, BUDDY.
- THANKS.
PAUL, CAN YOU HAND ME SOME CHOPSTICKS, PLEASE?
THANK YOU. AND SOME SOY SAUCE.
THANKS. - [gasps]
- AH, AH, AH, AH-- LOW SODIUM.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I'VE BEEN WAITING ACROSS THE HALL FOR DINNER
LIKE AN IDIOT.
[sniffing]
THAT'S SZECHUAN PALACE.
THE ONE ON THE CORNER OF, UH...
[sniffing]
11TH AND...
[inhales deeply]
BROADWAY.
[laughter]
- I LOVE WHEN HE DOES THAT!
- YES, IT'S CHARMING.
- PAUL, COULD YOU SCOOCH OVER JUST A LITTLE BIT?
- ACTUALLY, I DON'T HAVE THE-- - JUST--
COME ON, JUST A-- JUST A HAIR.
YEAH, COME ON, HERE WE GO, AND--
OH!
AHH.
- ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE IT'S GETTING
A LITTLE CROWDED IN HERE?
- NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT--
- YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S TAKE THE PARTY
ACROSS THE HALL TO THE GUYS' PLACE.
- YEAH! COME ON! - GOOD IDEA.
- [shouting indistinctly]
YEAH.
[upbeat music]
- * DO-DO DO DO
* DO-DO DO DO
* DO DO DO DO
- HEY, THERE HE IS.
[all shouting greetings]
THE FOURTH MUSKETEER.
- OH, THANKS.
HEY, THANKS FOR JOINING ME, GUYS.
LAST NIGHT WAS FUN, WASN'T IT?
[all agreeing] - OH, THE BEST!
- LISTEN, I JUST HAVE ONE TINY FAVOR TO ASK YOU.
- OH, ANYTHING. - WHATEVER YOU NEED.
- STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME AND HOLLY.
LOOK, DON'T GET ME WRONG. YOU GUYS ARE GREAT.
BUT EVERY TIME HOLLY AND I GET TOGETHER,
YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS THERE,
AND SINCE WE JUST STARTED SEEING EACH OTHER,
WE COULD REALLY USE THE TIME ALONE.
- OKAY, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I HEAR YA.
AS ONE GUY TO ANOTHER, I GOT YOUR BACK, BUDDY.
- YEAH, WE GET IT.
- WELL, I THINK IT STINKS.
YOU THINK THAT MY HEART IS JUST A TOY
THAT YOU CAN PLAY WITH AND TOSS AWAY?
- HASKELL, I'M SORRY. DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.
LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK.
- AND LET THE HEALING BEGIN.
- THANKS, GUYS. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
AND PLEASE DON'T MENTION ANYTHING TO HOLLY.
SHE MIGHT GET UPSET.
- YOU GOT IT.
- HEY, HON. MWAH!
HEY, GUYS.
- HEY. - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT I AM STARVING.
WHAT SAY WE HIT THAT NEW STEAKHOUSE
AND EAT TILL WE SWEAT?
- NO, NO, THANKS. - NO, I CAN'T TONIGHT.
- OH, COME ON, GUYS. JOIN US.
IT'LL BE FUN. - YEAH.
- WELL, OKAY. - OH, OKAY.
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
- GREAT! [phone rings]
OH--OH, BUSINESS. SORRY, GUYS.
ONE SECOND.
- WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU GUYS?
I THOUGHT WE HAD AN AGREEMENT.
- YOU SAID YOU WANTED US TO JOIN YOU.
- SO HOLLY WOULDN'T SUSPECT I SAID ANYTHING.
- OHH. - OH, OH, GOT IT, GOT IT.
- GOT IT, YEAH. SAY NO MORE.
- ALL RIGHT, WHY ARE WE SITTING AROUND?
COME ON, LET'S GO.
- YOU KNOW, I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY.
- NO, ME NEITHER. - UH-UH.
- I HAD A LATE LUNCH. - MM.
- COME ON. DON'T BE PARTY POOPERS.
WE REALLY WANT YOU TO COME.
- OF COURSE. GUYS, YOU GOTTA JOIN US.
SERIOUSLY, IT WON'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU.
- NO, THANKS. - NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
- GUYS?
GUYS, YOU'RE COMING, AND I AM NOT TAKING NO
FOR AN ANSWER.
- SOUNDS GOOD. - OKAY.
- THERE IT IS.
[phone rings]
- SORRY, ONE MORE NEEDY CLIENT. I'M SO SORRY.
- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?
WHAT PART OF "LEAVE US ALONE" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
- BUT--BUT YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TAKE NO
FOR AN ANSWER.
- FOR HOLLY'S BENEFIT.
HOW MUCH CLEARER DO I NEED TO BE?
- YEAH, ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
JUST TO BE 100% CLEAR,
YOU DON'T WANT US TO COME?
- YES, FOR THE ZILLIONTH TIME,
I DO NOT WANT YOU TO COME.
- GOOD-BYE. ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
WELL... [chuckles]
NO MORE PHONE CALLS, I PROMISE.
LET'S GO.
- NO. - NO, YOU TWO GO AHEAD.
- COME ON. YOU JUST SAID YOU'D COME.
- YEAH, I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED.
WHAT DO WE NEED TO DO? GET DOWN ON OUR KNEES AND BEG?
YOU'RE COMING, AND THAT'S IT.
- I LEFT THE IRON ON.
- I GOT A DATE.
- I GOT A--
I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE.
- THAT WAS NICE.
- SOMETHING WEIRD'S GOING ON WITH THE GUYS.
- WOW, YOU REALLY HAVE TO WORK ON YOUR DIRTY TALK.
- NO, I'M SERIOUS, PAUL.
I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM FOR DAYS,
AND ANYTIME I TRY TO MAKE PLANS WITH THEM,
THEY--THEY MAKE UP EXCUSES.
IT'S LIKE THEY'RE AVOIDING ME.
- WELL, MAYBE THEY'RE JUST BUSY WITH THEIR LIVES,
LIKE WE ARE WITH OURS.
- I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST GET THE FEELING THAT THEY'RE UPSET WITH ME
ABOUT SOMETHING.
I'M GONNA GO TALK TO THEM.
- NO, NO, NO.
LET ME TALK TO THEM.
IF SOMETHING'S GOING ON, I'LL FIND OUT.
THE GUYS AND I HAVE DEVELOPED A SPECIAL RAPPORT.
- OH, GREAT. OH, HEY, LISTEN.
HASKELL AND PHIL WILL PROBABLY CLAM UP.
GO FOR STUART.
THAT GUILTY LITTLE DENTIST WILL GIVE IT UP
LIKE A TWO-BIT WHORE.
[knock at door] - I GOT IT.
OH, WHAT'S UP NOW, PAUL?
- WE STAYED AWAY FROM HOLLY, JUST LIKE YOU ASKED.
- I KNOW. YOU DID SUCH A GOOD JOB,
SHE THINKS YOU'RE MAD AT HER.
SO I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK.
- TELL ME WHAT TO DO, AND I'LL DO IT.
TELL ME WHO TO BE, AND I'LL BE IT.
JUST STOP MESSING WITH MY MIND.
- LOOK, ALL I NEED YOU TO DO IS GO OVER TO HOLLY'S PLACE,
SAY EVERYTHING'S FINE, AND THEN LEAVE.
- THAT'S IT? - THAT'S IT.
- ALL RIGHT.
- SEEMS SIMPLE ENOUGH.
ALTHOUGH IT ALWAYS DOES, PAUL.
[grim voice] IT ALWAYS DOES.
- I JUST WANT TO PLEASE YOU.
- LOOK WHO I FOUND ACROSS THE HALL.
- HEY. - HI, STRANGERS.
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
- JUST HANGIN', CHILLIN'.
- KICKIN', FLOSSIN'.
- YEAH.
- LISTEN, YOU GUYS, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN AVOIDING ME?
I MEAN, IS THERE SOMETHING GOING ON
I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
- NO, NO. - ABSOLUTELY NOT.
- EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
- ARE YOU SURE?
- YEAH, OF COURSE. - YEAH.
- WE LOVE YOU.
- I LOVE MY BOYS.
- WELL, OKAY, WE JUST STOPPED BY
TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING WAS OKAY AND LEAVE.
- YEAH, THAT'S THE DEAL. - NO, WHAT'S THE RUSH?
NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, WHY DON'T YOU STAY, HANG OUT?
- UH-- - I DON'T KNOW, HOLLY.
- OH, COME ON.
WE'LL ORDER PIZZAS. IT'LL BE FUN, RIGHT?
- ABSOLUTELY. JOIN US.
- WE'RE LEAVING. - NO.
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, YOU'RE NOT. HOLLY'S RIGHT.
NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, YOU HAVE TO STAY.
I INSIST.
- SOUNDS LIKE FUN. - OKAY.
- OH, GREAT.
PIZZA'S ON ME. I'LL GET MY PURSE.
- YEAH! - OH, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.
- WHOO!
- ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKIN' MINDS?
- OH, NO.
IT'S STARTING AGAIN.
- YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE.
- BUT YOU ASKED US TO STAY!
- STAY MEANS LEAVE.
HOW MUCH CLEARER DO I HAVE TO BE?
- I'M GONNA GET MY ASS OUT OF HERE, PAUL,
WHICH IN MY WORLD MEANS
I'M GONNA GET MY ASS OUT OF HERE, PAUL.
- YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW.
SHE'LL THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG.
- OH, SO YOU WANT US TO STAY?
- DON'T ANSWER THAT, PAUL.
I BEG YOU.
I'M LOSING MY HOLD ON REALITY.
AND I ONLY HAD A TWO-FINGERED GRIP
TO BEGIN WITH.
- LOOK, I'M SORRY YOU GUYS ARE CONFUSED,
BUT WE HAD A DEAL.
STAY AWAY FROM ME AND HOLLY.
- WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, STAY AWAY?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- I CAN EXPLAIN. - I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT.
I THINK YOU GUYS SHOULD LEAVE.
- ACTUALLY, I'D PREFER IT IF YOU STAY.
- GOT IT. - UNDERSTOOD.
- SO THAT'S WHY THEY WERE AVOIDING ME?
YOU TOLD THEM TO STAY AWAY?
- I JUST WANTED TO SPEND SOME TIME ALONE WITH YOU.
- SO YOU WENT BEHIND MY BACK AND GOT MY BEST FRIENDS
TO LIE TO ME?
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME?
- I THOUGHT YOU'D BE ANGRY. - WELL, WHAT AM I?
SOME KIND OF MONSTER YOU CAN'T TALK TO?
- WELL, I-- - DON'T TALK TO ME.
I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE.
- I THOUGHT SHE MEANT STAY, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW?
- SO--SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
PAUL HAD THE NERVE TO GO BEHIND MY BACK
AND TELL THE GUYS TO STAY AWAY
SO THAT HE COULD SPEND MORE TIME ALONE.
- SO?
WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?
WHERE'S MY OUTRAGE? WHERE'S MY "NOOO"?
- WELL, OF COURSE HE WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU.
HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND.
SO WHAT DID YOU DO?
- WELL, I GOT MAD, WE HAD A FIGHT,
AND I KICKED HIM OUT.
- NOOO!
- I GUESS I JUST SPEND SO MUCH TIME WITH THE GUYS
THAT I-I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW IT WAS AFFECTING PAUL.
[gasps] YOU THINK I BLEW IT?
- WELL, YOU KNOW, I HOPE NOT,
BECAUSE I CAN'T GO BACK TO CHARDONNAY AND ICE CREAM
FRIDAY NIGHTS.
AT A CERTAIN POINT, IT'S NOT A SLUMBER PARTY ANYMORE.
IT'S A HOSTAGE SITUATION.
- HOLLY, HAVE YOU GOT A MINUTE?
- FOR YOU?
SHE HAS ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD.
- HOLLY, ABOUT LAST NIGHT--
- PAUL, I'M SO SORRY.
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE OVERREACTED LIKE THAT.
- BUT STILL, IT'S IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO KNOW
I NEVER WANTED TO--
- UPSET ME? OF COURSE, I KNOW THAT.
YOU JUST WANTED TO SPEND MORE TIME ALONE.
- IT'S TRUE. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SAY--
- THAT THE GUYS ARE AROUND TOO MUCH
AND AFFECTING OUR RELATIONSHIP?
- I'M SO RELIEVED, BECAUSE TO BE HONEST,
I WAS AFRAID IF THIS WHOLE THING CONTINUED,
IT WOULD HAVE MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP--
- DIFFICULT. - IMPOSSIBLE.
- NO.
NO, NO, IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE, PAUL.
IT'S VERY, VERY POSSIBLE.
- I'M SO HAPPY YOU SAID THAT, HOLLY.
- OH. - WELL, HOW ABOUT TONIGHT,
I MAKE US A RESERVATION AT A PRETENTIOUS, OVERPRICED--
- RESTAURANT?
JUST YOU AND ME, NO--
- INTERRUPTIONS?
I'D LIKE THAT.
- [giggles]
OH, HI, STUART.
- HEY, HOLLY.
UH, SO, ARE YOU AND PAUL STILL...
YOU AND PAUL?
- YES, THANK GOD. - OH.
- I'M SO SORRY THAT YOU GUYS GOT CAUGHT
IN THE MIDDLE, BUT WE WORKED EVERYTHING OUT.
TONIGHT WE'RE GOING OUT TO DINNER.
- GREAT. - JUST ME AND PAUL--
WHY IS THE POKER TABLE COMING OUT?
- BECAUSE IT'S POKER NIGHT.
- YOU CAN'T HAVE POKER NIGHT WITHOUT ME!
I MEAN, IT'S THE ONE CONSTANT IN OUR LIVES.
WE--WE TALK, WE BOND,
I TAKE YOUR MONEY.
IT'S CALLED TRADITION!
YOU--YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE IT.
- OH, NO, HOLLY, YOU CAN'T MOVE POKER NIGHT
ON POKER NIGHT.
MY ADRENALINE'S ALREADY FLOWING.
YEAH, I'M STOKED. I'M PUMPED.
AND I'M JUST GONNA PUT IT OUT THERE--
I GOT A POKER CHUBBY.
- AS WOULD I, IF I HADN'T ALREADY PERFORMED
MY PRE-GAME RITUAL.
- WELL, LOOK.
I'VE BEEN COOKING LIKE A MANIAC ALL DAY.
I BETTER GO CHECK ON MY APPETIZERS.
- OH, YOUR TEXAS HOLD'EM HUMMUS?
- [chuckles]
WITH OLIVE TAPENADE AND TOAST POINTS.
- OH! - [chuckles]
YOU KNOW, I'D TOTALLY BUST HIS CHOPS,
BUT THEY'RE SIMPLY BEYOND DIVINE.
[laughs]
YOU KNOW, IT'S TOO BAD
YOU CAN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT, HOLLY.
- MM. - BUT YOU GOT A GOOD REASON.
- THAT'S RIGHT. - MM-HMM.
- THE BEST! [laughs weakly]
YOU GUYS HAVE FUN.
- TOTALLY. - WE WILL.
- I'LL TAKE YOUR MONEY NEXT MONTH.
- OH, NO, YOU WILL NOT!
- [clears throat]
PAUL, HI. HOW ARE YA?
LISTEN, I FEEL AWFUL,
BUT I'VE GOT THIS NERVOUS CLIENT
WHO'S GIVING A DEPOSITION TOMORROW.
I NEED TO COACH HER--
I KNOW, I'M SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY ABOUT DINNER.
BUT, UM, I'LL COME OVER LATER FOR SOME DESSERT.
AND BY DESSERT, I MEAN--
OH, GOOD, YOU GOT IT. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
BYE.
- SO WHAT HAPPENED WITH PAUL?
WHY'D HE BREAK YOUR DATE?
- WHY? - MM-HMM.
- WHY.
WH--UH, SOMETHING CAME UP.
UH, HE HAD TO WORK LATE. THESE THINGS HAPPEN.
WHAT IS THIS, THE VIEW? ANTE UP.
- AND NOW FOR A VERY SPECIAL TREAT--
A BOX OF HAVANA'S FINEST.
- MM. - GET OUTTA HERE.
ARE THOSE REAL CUBANS?
- YEP.
I SPENT 12 HOURS ON A HOT GREYHOUND BUS
FROM TORONTO WITH THESE BABIES STRAPPED TO MY THIGHS.
SMOKE UP, BOYS.
- YEAH, BUDDY!
- YOU BETTER NOT LIGHT THAT STINK BOMB UP IN HERE.
I'M ALREADY STARTING TO GAG.
UGH.
[knock at door]
- WHO IS IT? - IT'S ME, PAUL.
- [gasps]
[whispers] PAUL? WHAT'S PAUL DOING HERE?
- I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS WORKING.
- WELL, I KINDA SORTA MAYBE TOLD HIM
THAT I HAD TO WORK SO THAT I COULD PLAY POKER.
- YOU FIBBED?
- YES, SISTER MARY STUART, I FIBBED.
YOU GUYS HAVE TO GET RID OF HIM.
I CAN'T LET HIM KNOW THAT I LIED.
[knock at door] - ALL RIGHT.
- I'LL HANDLE THIS. YOU'LL JUST SCREW IT UP.
HOLLY'S NOT HERE.
- I KNOW, SHE'S WORKING LATE, SO I THOUGHT I'D COME BY.
LISTEN, I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU GUYS
FOR PUTTING YOU IN AN AWKWARD POSITION.
- OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. - YEAH, SEE YA.
- HOLLY'S NOT HERE.
- ARE YOU GUYS PLAYING POKER?
MAYBE I COULD SIT IN.
- NO, ACTUALLY, WE JUST FINISHED PLAYING POKER.
SO MAYBE NEXT TIME.
- NEXT TIME. - MM-HMM.
- NEXT TIME, OKAY. OKAY, YEAH. I GOT IT.
YOU GUYS ARE STILL MAD AT ME.
- WHAT? NO, NO. WE'RE NOT.
- WE'RE COOL, DUDE.
- HERE, HAVE A CIGAR.
FOR THE ROAD.
- WOW, IS THIS A REAL CUBAN?
- FROM MY THIGHS TO YOUR LIPS.
ENJOY.
- [sniffs] LET'S LIGHT IT UP.
- NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN'T SMOKE THAT THING IN HERE.
NO, ONCE IT GETS INTO THE UPHOLSTERY,
YOU MAY AS WELL JUST DEFECATE ON THE FURNITURE.
- OF COURSE, YOU'RE RIGHT. WHAT WAS I THINKING?
LET'S GO OUT ON THE TERRACE.
- NO! WAIT! - NO, NO, NO, WAIT, WAIT!
- HOLLY'S NOT HERE!
- OH, WHAT A NIGHT.
ONLY THING MISSING IS HOLLY.
- [stammers]
AH.
- [screams] - OH! OH!
- WHAT'S THE MATTER? - NOTHING, NOTHING!
- OLD LADY IN THE BATH! - YEAH.
- SHUT THE DAMN BLINDS, GRANDMA!
- [silent]
- WELL, LET'S FIRE THIS BABY UP. - UH, D--OH.
- [puffs]
- STUART, I KIND OF GET THE FEELING
YOU'RE WORKING AGAINST ME HERE.
- ALL RIGHT, PAUL, LOOK, NOT TO BE A KILLJOY,
BUT AS A NON-VOTING AUXILIARY MEMBER
OF THE CONDO BOARD,
I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO EXTINGUISH THE FLAME.
I'M SHUTTING DOWN THIS PARTY. EVERYBODY INSIDE.
- AW. - OH, WELL, SORRY.
- IS IT OKAY IF I USE THE BATHROOM?
- YES, GO AHEAD. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
- JUST RIGHT OVER TO THE LEFT. HERE YOU GO.
- THERE YOU GO. - THERE YOU GO.
- HOLLY, COME ON! - HOLLY.
- COME ON! - HE'S GONE. COME ON BACK.
- I CAN'T. I'M TOO SCARED TO MOVE.
- JUST INCH OVER, AND WE'LL GRAB YOUR HAND.
COME ON! - YEAH, JUST TAKE IT SLOW.
- [whimpers]
- YOU'RE ALMOST THERE. COME ON!
- [gasps]
[choking]
[gasps]
[coughs]
- HOLLY. - HI, PAUL.
GOOD NEWS. I GOT OFF WORK EARLY.
SO, DESPITE A FEW HICCUPS,
WE'RE FINALLY ALONE TOGETHER.
KISS ME.
- HOLLY, WE NEED TO TALK.
- WHO WANTS TO SEE MY BOOBS?
- HOLLY, I'M NO LOVE GURU,
BUT WHEN YOU FIND YOUR GIRLFRIEND STRADDLING
A FOURTH-STORY LEDGE TO AVOID YOU,
SOME MIGHT CONSIDER THAT A RED FLAG.
- NO, NO.
NO, NO, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT TONIGHT,
BUT I HAVE SUCH A GOOD REASON.
- YOU ALWAYS DO.
IT'S PIZZA NIGHT, OR IT'S POKER NIGHT,
OR IT'S MOVIE NIGHT.
LET'S FACE IT. THIS ISN'T WORKING.
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- YEAH, IT IS.
HOLLY, I'M GONNA ASK YOU A QUESTION,
AND I WANT YOU TO ANSWER ME HONESTLY.
THERE IS NO ONE IN THE WORLD
I WOULD RATHER BE WITH THAN YOU.
CAN YOU SAY THE SAME ABOUT ME?
- UM...
- "UM" IS NEVER GOOD.
- I'M SORRY.
I WANT TO FEEL THE SAME WAY. I REALLY DO.
AND I HATE THAT I DON'T.
I MEAN, YOU'RE JUST SUCH AN INCREDIBLE GUY,
AND I FEEL SO LUCKY TO HAVE MET YOU, BUT--
- SOMETHING'S MISSING.
- [softly] I'M SORRY.
- ME TOO.
- YOU KNOW, ONCE YOU GET PAST THE INITIAL REVULSION,
THESE THINGS AREN'T HALF BAD.
- YEAH.
- HOLLY, YOU OKAY?
- I DON'T KNOW. PAUL WAS SUCH A GOOD GUY.
- HE WAS A GREAT GUY. - MM.
- I'LL MISS HIS LAUGH, HIS SMILE.
- THE WAY HE MADE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WERE
THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WORLD.
- MM.
- THE MAN LIT UP A ROOM
LIKE A SHINING STAR.
- I GET IT. HE WAS A GREAT GUY.
HE JUST WASN'T THE ONE FOR ME.
YOU KNOW, IF THE SPARK'S NOT THERE,
IT'S--IT'S JUST NOT THERE.
- MM. - YEAH.
- BUT ONE DAY, I'LL FIND THE RIGHT GUY.
UH, THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY,
"YES, HOLLY, OF COURSE YOU WILL."
[guys agreeing]
- WHO AM I KIDDING?
I'M GONNA END UP LIKE THAT OLD LADY
IN THE TUB.
- HEY.
THERE'S AN OLD GUY IN THE TUB WITH HER.
- AW, THAT'S SWEET.
- SEE? SHE FOUND SOMEONE.
I BET THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED FOREVER.
AND HERE IN THEIR GOLDEN YEARS,
LOOK HOW MUCH THEY STILL LOVE EACH OTHER.
- OH.
- YEAH, BUT YOU STILL DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT.
HASKELL.
- YEAH, BE IN IN A MINUTE.