1 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:11,979 - EDEN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 2 00:00:11,979 --> 00:00:13,581 HASKELL'S GONNA BE HERE ANY SECOND. 3 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:17,585 - THANK YOU, I LOVE MY NEW BAG TOO. 4 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:18,686 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 5 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,121 NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR BAG. 6 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:22,856 - OH, IT'S THE LATEST DESIGN BY KEN PHILLIPS. 7 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,326 IT'S STYLISH, YET AFFORDABLE. 8 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:29,263 I DON'T KNOW HOW I EVER LIVED WITHOUT IT. 9 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:31,665 - WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH YOU? 10 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:33,033 - EDEN, FESS UP. 11 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,236 ARE YOU FLYING ON X? 12 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:37,138 - NO. 13 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:38,606 I'M A TASTE-MAKER. 14 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:41,842 I GET PAID TO CREATE WORD OF MOUTH ABOUT COOL NEW PRODUCTS. 15 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:44,044 - NICE. HOW DO I GET A JOB LIKE THAT? 16 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:47,047 - BE CUTER AND HIPPER. 17 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,983 AND FEEL HOW SOFT THE LEATHER IS. 18 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:54,922 YEAH, MY FRIEND, RIHANNA, HAS IT IN ALL FOUR EYE-CATCHING COLORS. 19 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,391 - THERE HE IS! 20 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,893 - HEY! - THE MAN OF THE HOUR! 21 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,129 HASKELL, HAVE A SEAT. 22 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:02,530 IT'S YOUR DAY, BROTHER. - CONGRATULATIONS. 23 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:03,531 I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, HONEY. 24 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:04,865 - ME TOO, ME TOO, BUDDY. 25 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:06,767 - HERE YOU GO. - THANKS. 26 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:08,436 OH, BOY. 27 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,638 - YOU KNOW, YOU PRAY FOR A MOMENT LIKE THIS FOR YEARS, 28 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:13,006 BUT YOU NEVER THINK IT'LL HAPPEN IN YOUR LIFETIME. 29 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:15,409 AND THEN ONE DAY, YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE 30 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:18,312 AND SOME DUMB SCHMUCK MARRIES YOUR EX-WIFE. 31 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,150 - TO NO MORE ALIMONY. 32 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,152 all: NO MORE ALIMONY! 33 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:26,354 - AHH. 34 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:29,690 WHY, IN TWO SHORT HOURS, MARK WILL BE STANDING AT CITY HALL 35 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:33,294 WHERE A JUDGE WILL REMOVE THE FINANCIAL ANCHOR FROM MY NECK, 36 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:36,230 AND LOVINGLY HANG IT ON THE MAN OF MY DREAMS. 37 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,268 - I JUST HOPE THAT SOMEWHERE IN THIS CITY 38 00:01:40,268 --> 00:01:43,471 THERE'S A MAN LIKE THAT FOR ME. 39 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:46,640 - I MUST SAY, WHEN THE DAY COMES THAT MY EX-WIFE GETS REMARRIED, 40 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,376 IT'S GONNA BE A TAD BITTERSWEET. 41 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:53,914 - THAT'S BECAUSE, MY SACKLESS FRIEND... 42 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:56,384 YOU WEREN'T MARRIED TO A LOATHSOME, VINDICTIVE, 43 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:59,687 BIG-HAIRED, GUM-CHEWING SHE-BEAST. 44 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:01,555 COME ON. 45 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:07,961 HE IS NOT EXAGGERATING. 46 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,698 ONE TIME, AFTER A HEATED SETTLEMENT CONFERENCE, 47 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:13,434 SHE WROTE, "DIE, BITCH, DIE" ON MY WINDSHIELD 48 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,836 IN WHAT I THOUGHT WAS RED LIPSTICK UNTIL IT CLOTTED. 49 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:18,206 - OH, MY. 50 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:19,240 - HASKELL, WHY IN THE WORLD 51 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,341 DID YOU MARRY HER IN THE FIRST PLACE? 52 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:21,642 - WELL, SHE WASN'T ALWAYS THAT WAY. 53 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,845 I MEAN, WHEN I WAS A PRO BOWLER TEARING UP THE ALLEYS, 54 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:27,080 SHE ADORED ME. 55 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,383 IT WAS A WHIRLWIND LIFE OF TOURNAMENTS, 56 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:32,220 AIR-CONDITIONED MOTELS, AND TOILET SEATS 57 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:35,088 SANITIZED FOR YOUR PROTECTION. 58 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:39,227 THAT WAS CAMELOT AND SHE WAS MY QUEEN. 59 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:40,694 BUT WHEN THE GLORY DAYS ENDED, 60 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:43,331 THE LOVING LOOK IN HER EYES WENT WITH 'EM. 61 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:45,566 - LOOK, YOU GUYS, IT'S A CELEBRATION. 62 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:46,634 - THAT'S RIGHT. - YEAH. 63 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:48,236 - IT IS. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 64 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:50,971 BECAUSE AFTER TODAY, HASKELL, 65 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:53,741 * YOU DON'T GOT TO PAY NO MORE * 66 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:56,677 * YOU DON'T GOT TO PAY-- * - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 67 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,879 NO, NO, IT'S TOO SOON FOR THE NO-ALIMONY DANCE. 68 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,013 I DON'T WANNA JINX IT. 69 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,682 - COME ON, HASKELL. HAVE A LITTLE FUN. 70 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:02,950 - THAT'S RIGHT. - YOU EARNED IT. 71 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:03,951 - * YOU DON'T GOT TO PAY NO MORE * 72 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,085 - NEVER AGAIN! 73 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:06,086 - * YOU DON'T GOT TO PAY NO MORE * 74 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:07,455 - YOU DON'T GOTTA PAY! 75 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:08,789 - * I DON'T GOT TO PAY NO MORE * - NEVER AGAIN! 76 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:10,591 - * I DON'T GOT TO PAY NO MORE * - NOT TODAY! 77 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:12,493 - * I DON'T GOT TO PAY NO MORE * - NOT TOMORROW! 78 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:14,695 NOT THE WEEK AFTER THAT! 79 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:15,796 - HOLD ON. 80 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:16,864 HELLO? 81 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,666 HASKELL LUTZ. 82 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:19,867 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 83 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,369 WAIT, WHAT? 84 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:24,004 MARGO'S CAB WAS IN AN ACCIDENT ON THE WAY TO THE WEDDING. 85 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,906 - OH. 86 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:27,341 - IS SHE-- 87 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:31,178 OH, SHE SURVIVED. 88 00:03:31,178 --> 00:03:33,714 WHAT? OKAY. 89 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,949 OKAY, I'M COMING. 90 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:37,585 MARGO'S IN THE HOSPITAL. 91 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,787 SHE WANTS TO SEE ME. 92 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:42,456 - WHY YOU? - I DON'T KNOW. 93 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:45,526 BUT THE NEXT TIME I SAY, "DON'T MAKE ME DANCE," 94 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:48,296 DON'T MAKE ME DANCE! 95 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:03,744 HMM. 96 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,782 MARGO? 97 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,384 - OH, HI, HASKELL. 98 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:14,187 - SO, UH, YOU WERE IN AN ACCIDENT, HUH? 99 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:15,723 - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME. 100 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,591 I HOPE YOU WEREN'T TOO WORRIED. 101 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,693 - EH. 102 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,061 UH, BUT YOU'RE OKAY? 103 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:23,697 - WELL, I AM NOW THAT MY SWEETIE'S HERE. 104 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:25,333 - WHERE? DID I-- 105 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,867 YOU, YOU BIG IDIOT. 106 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,836 GET OVER HERE AND GIVE YOUR WIFE A KISS. 107 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:31,339 - WIFE? 108 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:32,706 - HELLO, MRS. LUTZ. 109 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,975 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? - BETTER. 110 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,877 NOW THAT I GOT MY FACE ON. 111 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:39,447 YOU KNOW, I GOTTA LOOK HOT FOR MY HUBBY. 112 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:41,882 - CODE BLUE, DOCTOR, CODE BLUE. 113 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,984 - THAT'S A HEART ATTACK, MR. LUTZ. 114 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:48,356 - I KNOW. I'M HAVING ONE. 115 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:49,857 WHAT'S GOING ON? 116 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,659 MARGO'S CALLING ME HER HUSBAND. 117 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:53,961 I'VE BEEN DIVORCED FROM THAT NIGHTMARE FOR YEARS. 118 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:56,797 - UNFORTUNATELY, WHEN MRS. LUTZ HIT HER HEAD IN THE ACCIDENT, 119 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,366 SHE SUFFERED SOME MEMORY LOSS. 120 00:04:58,366 --> 00:04:59,433 - I HEAR YOU, DOC. 121 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:00,934 LET ME GO SET THIS WACKO STRAIGHT. 122 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:02,102 - NO, NO, NO, NO. 123 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:03,571 IT'S A DELICATE SITUATION. 124 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:05,539 SHE CAN'T HAVE ANY SHOCKS. 125 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:07,107 - SHE WAS ON HER WAY TO GET MARRIED. 126 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:08,709 WHERE'S THAT BOOB? 127 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,010 - I HAVE NO IDEA, MR. LUTZ. 128 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:11,912 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE SHE ASKED FOR. 129 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:15,383 - YOU KNOW, I HEAR IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS 130 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:18,552 SOMETIMES ANOTHER BONK ON THE HEAD WILL STRAIGHTEN THINGS OUT. 131 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:21,555 YOU GOT SOME KIND OF MEDICAL HAMMER LYING AROUND? 132 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:25,993 - LOOK, CHANCES ARE HER MEMORY WILL EVENTUALLY RETURN. 133 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:30,163 BUT UNTIL THEN, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO PLAY ALONG. 134 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,265 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "PLAY ALONG"? 135 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:35,903 - COME ON, HASKELL. 136 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,405 THEY SAID I COULD LEAVE WHENEVER I'M READY. 137 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:39,440 LET'S GO HOME, BABY. 138 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,941 - YOU TAKE THE ELEVATOR. 139 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:43,411 I'LL TAKE THE WINDOW. 140 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,718 - OH. - OOH. 141 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,119 - HEY. - HOW'D IT GO WITH MARGO? 142 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,320 - YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED? 143 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,856 - I'M IN HELL. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 144 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,425 MARGO HIT HER HEAD IN THE ACCIDENT. 145 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:58,492 SHE LOST HER MEMORY. 146 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:00,127 SHE STILL THINKS SHE'S MARRIED TO ME. 147 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,095 YOU GOT A DANCE FOR THAT, PHIL? 148 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,298 - NOW I GOT AN EX-WIFE IN THE HALLWAY 149 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:06,867 WITH A FRIED CIRCUIT BOARD. 150 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:07,901 - SHE'S HERE? 151 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,302 MAY I REMIND YOU, WHEN SHE WROTE 152 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:12,940 "DIE, BITCH, DIE," I'M THE BITCH SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT? 153 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:14,341 - I HAD NO CHOICE. 154 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:16,710 LOOK, ALL I GOTTA DO IS TRACK DOWN HER FIANCE 155 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,111 AND THEN I'LL GIVE HER THE HEAVE-HO. 156 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:21,515 BUT IN THE MEANTIME, WHATEVER SHE SAYS, JUST PLAY ALONG. 157 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:23,551 THE DOCTOR SAID NO SHOCKS. 158 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:25,318 - HEY, STUART, YOU STILL HAVE THAT MACE 159 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,787 YOU CARRY WHEN YOU JOG? 160 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:29,557 - NO, NOW I JUST SPEED-WALK WITH A FLASHLIGHT AND A WHISTLE. 161 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:37,030 OOH! FANCY-SCHMANCY. 162 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:39,166 WHEN DID WE MOVE HERE? - UH-- 163 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:41,168 - YOU BOUGHT IT FOR ME WITH YOUR WINNINGS, DIDN'T YOU? 164 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:44,171 - THAT'S RIGHT. SURPRISE. 165 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,573 - WHO ARE THEY? 166 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,775 - UH, THAT'S HOLLY. SHE'S MY LAWYER. 167 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:48,976 - YEAH. YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME? 168 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:51,679 - SHOULD I? - NO, NO, NO, NO. NO. 169 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:53,981 - HOLLY LIVES RIGHT ACROSS-- - TOWN. 170 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:56,684 GOTTA GO. SEE YA. 171 00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:59,086 - AND, UH, THAT'S PHIL. 172 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:02,089 HE'S MY, UH, AGENT. 173 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,792 - SURE, WHY NOT? 174 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,694 - WELL, JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, 175 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:09,096 HASKELL LUTZ ONLY PLAYS MAJOR TOURNAMENTS 176 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:11,031 AND NO JERKWATER TOWNS. - GOTCHA. 177 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:14,835 - IF IT AIN'T GOT AN OLIVE GARDEN, WE AIN'T INTERESTED. 178 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:18,105 AND WHO'S THIS? - OH, HI, I'M--I'M STUART. 179 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,707 HIS DENTIST. - AH. 180 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:21,141 - YEAH? 181 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:22,610 WELL, IF YOU EVER PUT ME UNDER, 182 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:26,580 I BETTER NOT WAKE UP WITH MY DRESS ON INSIDE OUT. 183 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:28,649 - WHAT? L-- 184 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,884 - OKAY, OKAY, RELAX, DEXTER. 185 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:34,254 I'M JUST BUSTIN' YOUR APPLE BASKET. 186 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:36,123 ANYWAY, IT WAS VERY NICE MEETING YOU GUYS, 187 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:39,426 BUT IT'S BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, SO NIGHTY-NIGHT. 188 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:42,229 - OH, I'M SORRY, ARE YOU-- ARE YOU ASKING US TO LEAVE? 189 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:46,734 - WELL, I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT WHY YOU STILL HERE? 190 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:48,168 HASKELL? 191 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:52,139 - SORRY, GUYS, BUT I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE TO GO. 192 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,074 VERY AFRAID. 193 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,914 - WHAT'S UP? YOU'RE KICKING US OUT? 194 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,050 - WELL, JUST FOR THE NIGHT UNTIL I FIND HER FIANCE. 195 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:05,018 - WHAT ABOUT MY NEW MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS? 196 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:08,255 IT WAS JUST STARTING TO LEARN MY CONTOURS. 197 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:10,323 - HASKELL, GET BACK IN HERE. 198 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,659 - COMING. 199 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:12,926 PRAY FOR ME. 200 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:15,195 - SON OF A-- 201 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:17,831 - COME ON, HASKELL, SIT DOWN, TAKE A LOAD OFF. 202 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,066 - UH, CAN'T. 203 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:20,568 I-I GOTTA MAKE SOME CALLS. 204 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:22,770 I'M--I'M TRYING TO GET RID OF SOME DAMAGED GOODS. 205 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:26,674 - UGH, HASKY, PLEASE. 206 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:28,008 - OH, ALL--ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 207 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,242 ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 208 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,979 JUST FOR A MINUTE. 209 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:34,381 - YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS LYING IN THAT HOSPITAL BED, 210 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:36,183 I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH END WAS UP. 211 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:39,219 IT WASN'T UNTIL I SAW THAT SWEET FACE 212 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,421 THAT I KNEW EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE OKAY. 213 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:43,123 - OH, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 214 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:47,995 - YOU KNOW, THESE HANDS--I FEEL SO SAFE IN THESE HANDS. 215 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:52,065 THEY'RE SO SOFT AND LOVING, YET STRONG ENOUGH TO KNOCK DOWN 216 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:55,836 TEN PINS WITH THE POWER OF A WRECKING BALL. 217 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:57,771 KA-POW. 218 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:04,077 - GO ON. 219 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:06,413 - YOU KNOW, HASKY, WHEN I'M AT YOUR MATCHES 220 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,281 AND ALL THOSE BIMBOS SHRIEK 221 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,984 EVERY TIME YOU DO THE LUTZ VICTORY PUMP-- 222 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:15,488 - OH, YOU MEAN... UNH, UNH, UNH. POW! 223 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,991 - YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE. 224 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,493 I DON'T CARE THAT THEY'RE CHECKING OUT MY MAN. 225 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:21,528 NO. 226 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,196 BECAUSE I KNOW AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, 227 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:27,134 I'M THE LUCKY GIRL HE'S TAKING BACK TO THE HOWARD JOHNSON'S. 228 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:34,174 - MARGO, YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO ME LIKE THIS IN...HOURS. 229 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:39,412 - ACTUALLY, I'M A LITTLE TIRED OF TALKING. 230 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,523 - COME ON, BABY. 231 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:53,460 LET'S GO CHRISTEN OUR NEW HOME. 232 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,836 UNH, UNH, UNH. POW! 233 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,749 WHOO! AH! 234 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:18,485 - CAN'T IMAGINE WHY SHE'S STILL SINGLE. 235 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:19,953 - COME ON, HOLLY! 236 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,254 WE NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM! 237 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,255 - HOLD YOUR HORSES. 238 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,124 I'M DOING MY LADY THINGS. 239 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,528 - SHE'S GONNA BE IN THERE FOREVER. 240 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,097 - MM-HMM. - SHE GOT ANYTHING TO EAT? 241 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,232 - NOPE, JUST WHAT'S LEFT OF THIS SMOOTHIE. 242 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,001 IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. 243 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,435 - YEAH, IT LOOKS HEALTHY. 244 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,504 - YEAH, CHEERS. - CHEERS, BUDDY. 245 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:40,440 - ALL RIGHT, BATHROOM'S ALL YOUR-- 246 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,913 WHY ARE YOU IDIOTS DRINKING MY FACE MASK? 247 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,651 - YOUR WHAT? 248 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,886 - WHAT'S IN IT? 249 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,923 - AVOCADO, COTTAGE CHEESE, LEMON JUICE, OATMEAL... 250 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:56,990 - HMM. - AND KITTY LITTER. 251 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,264 - OH, MORNING, BABY. 252 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,632 - SO WHAT'S ALL THIS? 253 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:08,135 - I'M JUST MAKING THE PLACE FEEL MORE LIKE HOME. 254 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:11,138 HOW COME ALL YOUR TROPHIES WERE BOXED UP IN OUR CLOSET? 255 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,139 - OH, WHY? 256 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:13,874 UH, WELL, YOU KNOW ME. 257 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:16,810 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A HUMBLE MAN. 258 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,047 YEAH, FUNGUS-OFF. 259 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:23,016 THIS AD SOLD A LOT OF FOOT SPRAY. 260 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,886 - MM-HMM AND IT PAID FOR THESE BABIES. 261 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:30,257 - OH, I WON THIS AT THE SCHENECTADY INVITATIONAL. 262 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:33,093 - YEP, WHEN YOU MOPPED THE FLOOR WITH THAT BIG DON LUMIS. 263 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,462 AND THEN THAT NIGHT-- - WE CELEBRATED BY DRINKING 264 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:37,530 PINK CHAMPAGNE OUT OF YOUR SHOE. - YEP. 265 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,832 - WE WERE HALFWAY THROUGH THE THIRD BOTTLE 266 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,768 BEFORE WE REALIZED THEY WERE OPEN-TOED. 267 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:44,905 OH, MAN. 268 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,774 IT FEELS LIKE LAST WEEK. 269 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,909 - HASKELL, IT WAS LAST WEEK. 270 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:51,244 - WELL, THAT'S WHY IT FEELS THAT WAY. 271 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,381 WHA--WHAT'S THAT ONE FOR? 272 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,317 - THAT ONE'S FOR LAST NIGHT. 273 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,854 FOR YOUR PERFECT GAME. 274 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:03,290 - OOH. 275 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,860 HELLO, HASKELL LUTZ. 276 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,529 WHO? 277 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:13,066 OH, YOU'RE MARGO'S, UH, FIANCE. 278 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,335 UH-HUH. 279 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:18,138 UH-HUH. 280 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:21,074 I'M SORRY, I HAVEN'T SEEN HER. 281 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,515 - OOH. 282 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,617 OOH. 283 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:31,819 OOH. - HOLLY? 284 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:34,521 - OOH. 285 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:35,722 OOH. - HOLLY. 286 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,825 - OOH. 287 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:38,826 - HOLLY! - OOH. 288 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,096 - STUART. 289 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,032 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 290 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:49,336 - TRYING NOT TO CRY. 291 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,038 - THIS IS MY WORKOUT TIME. 292 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,039 I TOLD YOU GUYS. 293 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,373 WHY ARE YOU BACK SO SOON? 294 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,507 - WE GOT BORED. 295 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:55,508 THERE'S NOTHING TO DO. 296 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,509 - IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 297 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,510 GO PLAY OUTSIDE. 298 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,979 GO TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE. 299 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,247 - WELL, MOST OF THEM AREN'T HOME 300 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,449 AND THE OTHER ONES ARE STUPID. 301 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,084 - HASKELL. 302 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,118 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 303 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,553 IS MARGO GONE? DID YOU FIND HER FIANCE? 304 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,021 - YEAH, PLEASE TELL US YOU GOT GOOD NEWS. 305 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,489 - I DO. 306 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,425 I HAVE, UH, YOUR PJs, A CHANGE OF CLOTHES, 307 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:15,996 AND A--AND A NICE LITTLE PUZZLE TO HELP YOU PASS THE TIME. 308 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,065 - HOW MUCH TIME? - NOT LONG. 309 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:20,767 - 10,000 PIECES? 310 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,335 - ENJOY. SEE YA. 311 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,004 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 312 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,473 - PROBLEM? - YEAH, THERE'S A PROBLEM. 313 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,075 IF I'M GONNA HAVE A SLEEPOVER WITH TWO GUYS, 314 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:31,144 I SHOULD BE HAVING A LOT MORE FUN. 315 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:35,048 - I ATE KITTY LITTER YESTERDAY AND THAT AIN'T COOL. 316 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:38,518 - LOOK, I-I NEED MORE TIME TO FIND THAT FIANCE. 317 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:41,088 YOU THINK I LIKE BEING COOPED UP WITH THAT SHREW? 318 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,956 SHE'S KILLING ME. 319 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,724 - OH, THERE YOU ARE, HASKELL. 320 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,627 I JUST WANTED YOU TO SEE ME IN THE DRESS YOU GOT FOR ME. 321 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,629 YOU THINK IT SHOWS ENOUGH CLEAVAGE? 322 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:53,901 - THERE'S MORE? 323 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,568 - SO, HASKELL, YOU SPENT THE DAY 324 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,537 BUYING YOUR WIFE A NEW DRESS, HUH? 325 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,139 - OH, NOT JUST A DRESS. 326 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,674 CLOTHES, SHOES, JEWELRY. 327 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,044 HE EVEN TREATED ME TO A LITTLE PERSONAL WAXING. 328 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,813 I'M NOT GONNA SAY WHERE, BUT BETWEEN YOU AND ME, OW. 329 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,982 - UH-HUH. 330 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,956 WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END? 331 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:20,928 ALL RIGHT, I'M HERE. 332 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:21,929 WHAT DID YOU WANNA SEE ME ABOUT? 333 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,063 - WE NEED TO TALK. 334 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,564 - ALL RIGHT, BUT EVERY SECOND I SPEND HERE 335 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:27,100 IS TIME I CAN'T TIRELESSLY SEARCH FOR MARGO'S FIANC-- 336 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,301 - AW, CUT THE CRAP. - OH, NO. 337 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,402 - WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR ANYONE. 338 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,770 WE KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 339 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,940 - OKAY, I'LL FESS UP. 340 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,375 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 341 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,077 - WELL, I DON'T MEAN TO BE CRASS, 342 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:41,081 BUT YOU'RE HAVING CONNUBIAL RELATIONS WITH YOUR EX-WIFE. 343 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,950 - I WON'T LIE. 344 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,352 WE HAVE CONNUBED. 345 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,553 - I DON'T GET IT. 346 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,121 - YEAH, I MEAN, AFTER EVERYTHING SHE DID TO YOU, 347 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,789 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 348 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,258 - BECAUSE WE'RE IN LOVE AGAIN. 349 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,360 THE WAY SHE TREATS ME, THE WAY SHE LOOKS AT ME, 350 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,362 IT--IT'S LIKE WHEN WE WERE FIRST MARRIED, 351 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,497 LIKE THE LAST TEN YEARS NEVER HAPPENED. 352 00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:02,402 - SWEETIE, YOU DO REALIZE THAT THIS ENTIRE ROMANCE 353 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,605 IS BUILT ON A BRAIN INJURY? 354 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:09,042 - MANY HAVE BEEN BUILT ON LESS. 355 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,044 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN SHE GETS HERE MEMORY BACK? 356 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,779 - WELL, MAYBE THE DAMAGE IS PERMANENT. 357 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,548 CAN'T YOU SHARE MY DREAM? - NO, WE CAN'T. 358 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:18,751 LOOK, APPARENTLY MARGO IS NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH MEMORY LOSS. 359 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,788 AFTER YOU QUIT BOWLING, THAT WOMAN MADE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE. 360 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:24,257 AND WE ARE NOT GONNA STAND BY AND LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN. 361 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,492 - IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN. 362 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,793 WE'RE BUILDING A WHOLE NEW RELATIONSHIP. 363 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,661 AND THIS TIME, WE'RE GONNA GET IT RIGHT. 364 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,463 - WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE FINDS OUT 365 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,764 YOU'RE NO LONGER A PRO BOWLER? 366 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,400 THAT THE WHOLE THING IS A LIE? 367 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,136 - WHAT WHOLE THING'S A LIE? 368 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,837 IS THIS TRUE, HASKELL? 369 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:41,008 YOU'RE NOT A PRO BOWLER ANYMORE? 370 00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:44,277 - I-I CAN EXPLAIN. 371 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,213 MARGO. 372 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,448 MARGO. 373 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,384 - HE IS SO CONNUBED. 374 00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:58,725 - KNOCK KNOCK. 375 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:02,629 WHO WANTS TO GO TO KAY JEWELERS AND BUY SOMETHING BIG AND SHINY? 376 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,331 - NO, NO, NO, HASKELL. 377 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,466 YOU CAN'T BIG AND SHINY YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE. 378 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,834 YOU LIED TO ME. 379 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,137 HOW LONG AGO DID YOU QUIT BOWLING? 380 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,205 - WELL, THE DOCTOR SAID TO TAKE IT SLOW. 381 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,306 NO SHOCKS. 382 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,307 - OH, TO HELL WITH THE DOCTOR. 383 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,043 TELL ME. HOW LONG AGO? 384 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,877 - OH, WHAT IS TODAY, THE 23rd? 385 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:21,081 UH, EIGHT YEARS. 386 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,416 - EIGHT YEARS? 387 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,118 HOW COULD I NOT REMEMBER THAT? 388 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,753 - WELL, WHEN YOU HIT YOUR HEAD IN THE ACCIDENT, 389 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:29,556 IT DID SOMETHING WEIRD TO YOUR MEMORY. 390 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:32,459 - WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING FROM ME? 391 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,561 - NOT MUCH, I MEAN, THAT'S THE BIG ONE. 392 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:35,795 - NO, IT ISN'T. 393 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:36,796 THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE. 394 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,065 I CAN FEEL IT. 395 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,133 - WELL, THERE--THERE'S ONE SMALL THING, 396 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,502 BUT ONCE WE GET PAST THAT, IT'S SMOOTH SAILING. 397 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,404 - HASKELL! - WE'RE DIVORCED. 398 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,843 - OH, MY GOD. 399 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,147 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 400 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:58,918 - I WAS RELIVING THE HAPPIEST DAYS OF MY LIFE. 401 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,253 I DIDN'T WANT IT TO END. 402 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,089 - WHY? 403 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,556 WHY DID OUR MARRIAGE END? 404 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,925 - UH, DOES IT MATTER? 405 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,227 - YES, IT MATTERS. 406 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,361 OF COURSE IT MATTERS. 407 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,430 TELL ME. - YOU GAVE UP ON ME. 408 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,864 - ME? 409 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,667 - WHEN MY PRO CAREER ENDED, YOU COULDN'T STAND IT. 410 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,436 YOU TURNED ON ME, YOU BELITTLED ME, 411 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:19,172 YOU LOST FAITH IN ME, AND YOU LEFT ME. 412 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,274 - SO IT WAS ALL MY FAULT. 413 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,776 - WELL, I SEE YOUR MEMORY IS COMING BACK. 414 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,912 - YEAH, IT'S BEGINNING TO, 415 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:29,249 BUT ACTUALLY I REMEMBER IT A LITTLE DIFFERENT. 416 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,751 I REMEMBER A HOTSHOT WHO COULDN'T HANDLE IT 417 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,420 WHEN HIS CAREER WAS OVER. 418 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,423 I REMEMBER YOU SLEEPING TILL NOON AND THEN HANGING OUT 419 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:39,025 AT BOWLING ALLEYS FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF. 420 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,927 HOW MANY KIDS' BIRTHDAY PARTIES DID YOU RUIN 421 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:45,565 BY SCREAMING, "TRY IT WITHOUT BUMPERS, YOU LITTLE LOSERS"? 422 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,135 - IT DISRESPECTS THE GAME. 423 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:51,438 - HASKELL... 424 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:54,441 I NEVER GAVE UP ON YOU. 425 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:57,444 YOU GAVE UP ON YOURSELF. 426 00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:01,414 AND I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 427 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,451 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT FELT TO HAVE TO WALK AWAY 428 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:07,554 FROM THE ONE THING I WAS REALLY GOOD AT. 429 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,689 - I WISH YOU HAD TOLD ME. 430 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,963 - SO DO I. 431 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,898 - OH, MY GOD, I HAVE A FIANCE! 432 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,274 - DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT? 433 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,375 - HE'S GOTTA BE WORRIED SICK. 434 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,777 I GOTTA CALL HIM. 435 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,879 - DO YOU HAVE TO? 436 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,615 - YEAH. 437 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,451 I DO. 438 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,921 BUT, HASKELL, I'M REALLY GLAD 439 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:44,324 I GOT TO BE MARRIED TO YOU FOR ANOTHER DAY. 440 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:47,260 - YEAH, ME TOO. 441 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,595 I HATED THE WAY IT ENDED. 442 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,931 IT'S... 443 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,000 - HASKY, HONEY. 444 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,936 TO ME, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A STAR. 445 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:13,052 I WAS GOOD. 446 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,053 YEAH. 447 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,322 WHO AM I KIDDING? 448 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,889 I WAS THE BEST. 449 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,858 UNH, UNH, UNH. OW! 450 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:22,795 OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! 451 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,533 - HEY, HOW'D IT GO? 452 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,602 WHERE'S MARGO? - UH, SHE GOT HER MEMORY BACK. 453 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,505 SHE'S, UM, ON HER WAY TO CITY HALL WITH HER FIANCE. 454 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,708 - ARE YOU OKAY? 455 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,510 - ACTUALLY, I AM. 456 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:41,414 UH, MARGO AND I CLEARED UP A LOT OF STUFF. 457 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,915 FROM NOW ON, WHEN I THINK OF HER, 458 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,385 I CAN SMILE BECAUSE I'LL REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES. 459 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:48,488 - HMM. - AND ALSO BECAUSE... 460 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:51,324 * I DON'T GOTTA PAY NO MORE * - YEAH! 461 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,092 - * I DON'T GOTTA PAY NO MORE * 462 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,061 * I DON'T GOT TO PAY NO MORE * - YEAH! 463 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,163 - * I DON'T GOT TO PAY NO MORE * - HE DON'T GOTTA PAY! 464 00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,065 - * I DON'T GOT TO PAY NO MORE * - NOT TODAY! 465 00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:01,067 - * I DON'T GOT TO PAY NO MORE * - NOT TOMORROW! 466 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,969 - * I DON'T GOT TO PAY NO MORE * - NOT A WEEK LATER! 467 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:03,970 - * I DON'T GOT TO PAY NO MO-- * 468 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,773 - HE'LL NEVER PAY! 469 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,778 - NOBODY TOUCH THAT PHONE!