1 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,014 - HI. - HELLO. 2 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:17,351 - WHAT'S A PRETTY LADY LIKE YOU DOING SITTING ALL ALONE? 3 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:22,423 - HUH--OH... 4 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:24,192 OH, OH, I'M NOT ALONE. 5 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:27,795 I HAVE PEOPLE COMING-- LOTS OF PEOPLE--BUT, UM... 6 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:32,133 THANK YOU SO MUCH. THAT'S VERY FLATTERING. 7 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:34,235 - HI, HI. - OH, MY GOD, GET OVER HERE. 8 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:35,603 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 9 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:37,605 SOME GUY JUST HIT ON ME. 10 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,207 - IT COULD HAPPEN. 11 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,443 - HE WAS IN HIS 70s. 12 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:46,547 - WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? YOU LIKE TO EAT EARLY. 13 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,516 - JUST FOR THAT, YOU'RE GETTING ME ANOTHER DRINK. 14 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:52,920 - OKAY. ONE VODKA METAMUCIL COMING RIGHT UP. 15 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:55,623 - HEY, HOLLY, WHAT'S UP? 16 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,525 - OOH! JOIN ME AT THE YOUNG, FUN TABLE! 17 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:58,692 - I GOTTA TELL YA, I'M BEAT. 18 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,128 ONCE I PARK MY BUTT IN THIS SEAT, 19 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:02,263 IT'S NOT GETTING UP. 20 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:05,466 - OKAY, YOUNG LADY, HERE IS YOUR-- 21 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:08,769 OH, HEY, PHIL. 22 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:10,871 - 'SUP, EDEN? 23 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,406 WELL, I GOTTA GO. 24 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,208 - WHAT HAPPENED TO PARKING YOUR BUTT ALL NIGHT? 25 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:16,744 - MY BUTT CHANGED ITS MIND. 26 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,712 - WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 27 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,148 - WHAT WAS WHAT ALL ABOUT? 28 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:23,317 - YOU AND PHIL WERE ACTING KINDA WEIRD WITH EACH OTHER. 29 00:01:23,351 --> 00:01:26,854 - WHAT? WEIRD? ME AND PHIL? PHIL AND ME, WEIRD? 30 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:29,623 HEY, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE-- I GOTTA-- 31 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:32,025 SO, YEAH. 32 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,632 - OH, 'SCUSE ME, YOU DROPPED YOUR, UH-- 33 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,168 YOUR BOOK. 34 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:42,303 - THANKS. - HERE YOU GO. 35 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:45,973 OH. INTRODUCTION TO CONSTITUTIONAL LAW. 36 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:49,009 OH, BOY. THAT TAKES ME BACK A LONG-- 37 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:53,514 IT TAKES ME BACK. 38 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,583 SO, UH, LAW STUDENT, HUH? 39 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,851 - YEAH. FIRST YEAR, AND THIS CON LAW'S KILLING ME. 40 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:59,320 - AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 41 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:02,055 EVERYBODY HAS A TOUGH TIME WITH CON LAW, FROM WHAT I HEAR. 42 00:02:02,089 --> 00:02:03,624 I MEAN, I KINDA ACED IT. 43 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:06,294 MY PROFESSOR SAID I HAD A WAY WITH WORDS, SO... 44 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:09,897 - WOW, SMART AND SEXY. 45 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,232 - MM-- 46 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:15,969 MA--YUH-- PLBBT. 47 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:18,105 - BY THE WAY, I'M ERIC. 48 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:20,441 - HI--HOL--HOLLY. 49 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,876 - LOOK, HOLLY, I KNOW THIS IS A LOT TO ASK, 50 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:25,546 BUT IS THERE ANY WAY THAT YOU COULD HELP ME OUT? 51 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:28,982 - YES. 52 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:31,051 I MEAN, WITH--WITH WHAT? 53 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,686 - WELL, WITH THIS CLASS. 54 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:33,954 - I COULD REALLY USE THE TUTORING, 55 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,689 AND I GET THE FEELING YOU COULD TEACH ME A LOT. 56 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:38,792 - OH, YEAH, YOU BET I COULD. AB-- 57 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:41,229 ABOUT LAW, 'CAUSE I'M A LAWYER, SO... 58 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:42,496 - GREAT. 59 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:43,697 - TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T WE MEET TOMORROW NIGHT? 60 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:45,766 - OKAY, LET'S MEET HERE. 61 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:47,067 - AWESOME. - OKAY. 62 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,436 - OH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S REALLY LOUD IN HERE. 63 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:52,740 IS THERE ANY CHANCE THAT WE COULD DO IT AT YOUR PLACE? 64 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:53,807 - AT MY PLACE? YOU WANNA-- 65 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,376 YOU WANNA MEET AT--AT MA-- 66 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:57,945 I GUESS WE COULD DO THAT. MM-HMM. 67 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:59,447 - GREAT. IT'S A DATE. 68 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,283 WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR INFO IN MY PHONE? 69 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:03,817 - OKAY. 70 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:06,820 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA PUT IT RIGHT HERE UNDER "HOLLY," 71 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:07,888 'CAUSE THAT'S MY NAME. 72 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:10,558 HOLLY. ALL RIGHT. 73 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:15,329 THERE YOU GO, UNDERAGE. I MEAN, UNDER "H." 74 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:29,577 - HASKELL, I'M ALMOST AFRAID TO ASK, 75 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:32,613 BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 76 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:37,618 - WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? I'M ON A DATE. 77 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,387 - WITH WHOM? 78 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:41,622 - STUART, MEET JENNY. 79 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:47,160 - UH, ALL I SEE IS ANOTHER GUY WITH BINOCULARS 80 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:48,362 STARING BACK AT ME. 81 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:51,999 - OH, THAT'S TED. CREEPY, HUH? 82 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:56,136 TWO OVER, ONE UP. 83 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:58,872 - OH. OH, SHE'S PRETTY. 84 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,073 - SHE'S MY SOUL MATE. 85 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:02,310 WE HAVE THE SAME FINE TASTE. 86 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,177 WE BOTH WATCH STORAGE WARS, 87 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:06,079 LIKE THE SAME HUNGRY MAN FROZEN DINNERS, 88 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:10,384 AND NOW WE'RE BOTH ENJOYING A HEAVILY DISCOUNTED CHARDONNAY. 89 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:13,086 CHEERS, MY SWEET. 90 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,357 - WELL, HERE'S A CRAZY IDEA: HOW 'BOUT YOU TWO ACTUALLY MEET? 91 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:18,326 - WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 92 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:21,429 KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND SAY, "I'VE BEEN INFATUATED WITH YOU 93 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:26,066 "FROM THE FIRST MOMENT I SAW YOU THROUGH MY BINOCULARS. 94 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,701 "YOU'RE EVEN LOVELIER IN PERSON 95 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:31,339 THAN YOU ARE THROUGH MY BINOCULARS." 96 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:33,206 SHE SCREAMS, I RUN HOME 97 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,476 AND WATCH THE POLICE COME TO ARREST ME-- 98 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:37,511 THROUGH MY BINOCULARS! 99 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:40,348 - WELL, I REFUSE TO SEE LOVE GO UNREQUITED. 100 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:41,849 I'VE GOTTA FIND A WAY FOR YOU TWO TO MEET. 101 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:42,850 YOU MIND IF I SIT DOWN? 102 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,151 - OKAY, IF YOU DON'T THINK 103 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:48,422 IT'S A LITTLE PATHETIC BEING A THIRD WHEEL. 104 00:04:58,532 --> 00:04:59,867 - EDEN, HI. 105 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,902 - HI. THIS IS SILLY. 106 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,804 LOOK, WE'RE FRIENDS, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, 107 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:04,872 WE'RE AVOIDING EACH OTHER 108 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,640 BECAUSE OF WHAT, ONE SILLY KISS? 109 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,141 - I KNOW, IT'S RIDICULOUS. 110 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:09,209 - IT'S--IT'S CRAZY. 111 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:10,644 IT WAS JUST IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT. 112 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:11,645 - HEAT OF THE MOMENT. 113 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,381 I SIGNED MY FIRST CLIENT AND I WAS HAPPY. 114 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:14,715 - I WAS HAPPY FOR YOU. - MM. 115 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,784 - AND IT WAS JUST ONE KISS. 116 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:17,985 - ONE GOOD KISS. 117 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:20,788 - ONE GREAT KISS. 118 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,123 ANYWAY, I DON'T WANT THERE TO BE ANY WEIRDNESS BETWEEN US. 119 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,124 - ME NEITHER. 120 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,793 OKAY, SO FRIENDS? 121 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,260 - FRIENDS. 122 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:33,534 YOU KNOW, THIS WAS BETTER THAN A HANDSHAKE. 123 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:36,404 - WAY BETTER. 124 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:43,977 - EDEN-- GET IN HERE. 125 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,013 SOMETHING VERY WEIRD HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. 126 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,615 - TELL ME ABOUT IT. 127 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:48,682 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 128 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:51,685 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 129 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:52,986 - AFTER YOU LEFT THE BAR LAST NIGHT, 130 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,556 I MET THIS GUY, AND I THINK HE WAS HITTING ON ME. 131 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:56,924 - SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 132 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,759 - WELL, THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF AN AGE DIFFERENCE. 133 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:02,863 - AH. HOW CLOSE TO THE GRAVE IS THIS ONE? 134 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:07,568 - THIS ONE'S A LITTLE BIT CLOSER TO THE CRADLE. 135 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,770 - REALLY? HOW YOUNG ARE WE TALKING HERE? 136 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,805 - HE WANTS ME TO HELP HIM WITH HIS HOMEWORK. 137 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,441 - OH, MY GOD. 138 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:17,445 - OH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. I MEAN, HE'S A LAW STUDENT. 139 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:19,913 HE'S PROBABLY AT LEAST 22. 140 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:24,217 - AND HE WANTS YOU? 141 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:25,486 WHICH IS A GOOD THING. 142 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:26,720 - YES, IT IS. 143 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:28,288 AT LEAST I THINK IT IS, IF THAT'S WHAT IT IS, 144 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:29,657 BUT I'M JUST NOT SURE. 145 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,358 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY? 146 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:32,760 - WELL, HE SAID THAT I WAS SEXY 147 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,828 AND THAT HE WANTED ME TO TUTOR HIM AT MY PLACE. 148 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:39,132 - I'VE SEEN PORNOS START LESS OBVIOUSLY. 149 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:42,069 - YEAH, BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 150 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:45,238 I MEAN, HE'S 22. I'VE BEEN 22 TWICE! 151 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:48,742 - I SAY GO FOR IT. 152 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,210 SOMETIMES IN LIFE, 153 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:53,681 UNEXPECTED THINGS HAPPEN WITH UNEXPECTED PEOPLE, 154 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:55,516 AND WHEN THEY DO, YOU JUST HAVE TO SAY, 155 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:58,886 "YES, YES! OH, GOD, YES!" 156 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:04,224 - WOW, YOU FEEL PRETTY STRONGLY ABOUT THAT, DON'T YA? 157 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:07,094 - YOU KNOW WHAT, EDEN? I'M GONNA GO FOR IT. 158 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,929 I'VE GOT NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 159 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:12,232 I'M A CONFIDENT, ATTRACTIVE, SEXUAL WOMAN. 160 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,501 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 161 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:17,971 - TO SEE IF I CAN FIND A DRIVE-THROUGH BOTOX. 162 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,676 - ALL RIGHT, JENNY JUST LEFT HER APARTMENT. 163 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:23,677 SHE'S GOING DOWN TO THE LAUNDRY ROOM. 164 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:24,912 THE COAST IS CLEAR. 165 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,548 - OKAY, HERE'S YOUR FLOWERS AND YOUR CARD. 166 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:29,282 JUST LEAVE THESE BY HER DOOR 167 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:32,252 AND LET CUPID'S ARROW FIND HER HEART. 168 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,954 - ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA? 169 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:36,590 - HASKELL, YOU CAN'T KEEP WORSHIPPING HER FROM AFAR. 170 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:39,026 - I LIKE AFAR. 171 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,294 AFAR IS MY SWEET SPOT. 172 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:43,130 - NO. NO, NO, NO. 173 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,298 LOVE IS NOT LOVE IF IT'S NOT EXPRESSED. 174 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:46,800 WHERE WOULD ROMEO BE IF HE HADN'T 175 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,368 STOOD OUTSIDE JULIETTE'S BALCONY? 176 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:51,404 - ALIVE. 177 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,108 - HEY, STUART, WHAT'S UP? 178 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,810 - LOVE IS WHAT'S UP. 179 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:58,378 IT'S IN THE AIR. CAN YOU FEEL IT? 180 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,180 - STUART, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU, 181 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:04,552 THE ANSWER TO "WHAT'S UP?" IS "NOTHING MUCH." 182 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:12,092 - HI. 183 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,961 - HI. 184 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:18,866 - LISTEN, UH, I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 185 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:22,435 - YEAH, ME TOO. UH... 186 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:23,436 WHAT HAPPENED WAS FUN. 187 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:24,572 - LOTS OF FUN. 188 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:26,173 - A WHOLE LOT OF FUN. 189 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:28,942 BUT IT CAN'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 190 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,143 AGREED. 191 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,712 I MEAN, 192 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,847 THE LAST THING I'D WANT, EDEN, IS FOR YOU TO GET HURT. 193 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:36,617 - EXCUSE ME? 194 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,318 - I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT. 195 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,653 EVENTUALLY, YOU'RE GONNA FALL FOR ME. 196 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,589 ALL THE LADIES DO. 197 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:44,892 - WELL, YOU JUST MET ONE WHO DON'T. 198 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:47,227 UH, THE REAL PROBLEM HERE IS--IS REALLY 199 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,096 WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WHEN YOU FALL FOR ME? 200 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,634 UH, ME FALL FOR YOU? 201 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:56,970 - ALL THE GUYS DO. 202 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:59,172 - WELL, NOT THIS GUY. - WELL, NOT THIS GIRL. 203 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,074 - MM. - IT WAS JUST SEX. 204 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,610 - YEAH, GOOD SEX. - GREAT SEX. 205 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:03,744 - MM-HMM. 206 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:07,014 - BUT THAT'S ALL IT WAS. - ALL IT WAS. 207 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,983 - SO THEN WE CAN DO THIS AND STILL BE FRIENDS? 208 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:11,451 - GOOD FRIENDS. 209 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,820 - GREAT FRIENDS. 210 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:14,421 - DUDE. - DUDE! 211 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,898 STUART! STUART! 212 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,233 - WHAT HAPPENED? 213 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:29,202 - THINGS WENT SOUTH. THEY WENT SOUTH! 214 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:32,139 - WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A CAT? 215 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:33,941 - WHEN I WENT TO LEAN THE FLOWERS AGAINST THE DOOR, 216 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,776 IT OPENED, AND THIS FUR BALL CAME RUNNING OUT, 217 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:38,712 AND WHEN I WENT TO GRAB IT, THE DOOR SLAMMED BEHIND ME. 218 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:42,683 AND THANKS TO YOU, I'M A CAT THIEF! 219 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:45,485 - WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. - OW, OW, OW. 220 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,120 - THIS COULD WORK FOR US. 221 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:49,857 HASKELL, YOU'RE NOT THE MAN WHO STOLE HER CAT. 222 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,859 YOU'RE THE HERO WHO FOUND IT. 223 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:53,661 - HERO. 224 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:55,562 I'M LISTENING. 225 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:58,999 - WE PUT UP FLYERS, RIGHT? "FOUND CAT, CALL HASKELL." 226 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,201 SHE COMES OVER AND FINDS HER BELOVED CAT 227 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,804 IN THE ARMS OF THE MAN WHO RESCUED IT. 228 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,572 A MAN SHE CAN'T HELP BUT FALL 229 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:09,109 DEEPLY AND HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH. 230 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,411 - IT SOUNDS LIKE A FAIRY TALE. 231 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,713 - YEAH. 232 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:16,616 - YOU THINK I SHOULD ASK FOR A REWARD? 233 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:24,024 - JUST A MINUTE. 234 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,266 HI, ERIC. - HEY, HOLLY. 235 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:36,569 - MAY I TAKE YOUR SKATEBOARD? 236 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:39,239 - THANKS. 237 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:42,642 - I SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR LAW BOOKS. 238 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:45,612 WHY WOULDN'T YOU? THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE. 239 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,180 TO STUDY. 240 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:49,616 - ACTUALLY, I KIND OF HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 241 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,251 - OH? 242 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,754 - YEAH, I WASN'T EXACTLY TRUTHFUL ABOUT CON LAW. 243 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,823 I'M NOT REALLY BAD AT IT. 244 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:59,459 - IS THAT SO? 245 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,994 - I'M A DISASTER. 246 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,495 - OH. 247 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:05,265 ALL RIGHT, IN THAT CASE, LET'S HIT THE BOOKS. 248 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,433 'CAUSE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE, RIGHT? 249 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:07,835 TO STUDY. 250 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,169 CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK? 251 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:12,005 - I'D LOVE A BEER. - ALL RIGHT, COMING RIGHT UP. 252 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:15,375 - SO, HOLLY, AS A WAY OF THANKING YOU FOR HELPING ME, 253 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,177 I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU, 254 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,079 SOMETHING I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GONNA LIKE. 255 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,920 - OH, GOD. 256 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,822 IT'S A SCARF. 257 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,758 YOU UNZIPPED A SCARF. 258 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,893 - I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. 259 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:35,462 - OH, I DO. IT'S SO THOUGHTFUL. 260 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,164 UNNECESSARY, BUT REALLY THOUGHTFUL. 261 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,498 THANK YOU, ERIC. 262 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,333 ALL RIGHT, LET'S HIT THE BOOKS. - MM-HMM. 263 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:43,771 - 'CAUSE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE. TO STUDY. 264 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,372 ALL RIGHT, QUICK OVERVIEW. 265 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,640 CONSTITUTIONAL LAW IS THE BODY OF LAW WHICH DEFINES 266 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:50,077 THE RELATIONSHIPS OF DIFFERENT ENTITIES WITHIN A STATE. 267 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,511 SO WHICH-- - OH! 268 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,780 GOD, I SPILLED BEER ON MY SHIRT. 269 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,647 - LET ME GET YOU A TOWEL. 270 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:04,792 WHOA. 271 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,227 LET'S--LET'S-- LET'S GET TO WORK, 272 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:11,631 'CAUSE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE. TO ST--STUDY. 273 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,436 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 274 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:20,473 - I THINK YOU GET AN "A" IN ABS. 275 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,616 - GOOD MORNING. - GOOD MORNING. 276 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,885 - IT'S A GREAT MORNING. - IT'S AN INCREDIBLE MORNING. 277 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,520 - THE BEST. 278 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,956 - IS THAT A HICKEY? - YES, IT IS, EDEN. 279 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,624 I FEEL SO YOUNG AND ALIVE. 280 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:41,862 I HAVE NOT HAD A HICKEY SINCE WHAM! BROKE UP. 281 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,897 I DON'T KNOW WHY I EVER DOUBTED MYSELF. 282 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,432 I MEAN, WHY CAN'T A YOUNGER MAN 283 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,300 BE ATTRACTED TO A WOMAN LIKE ME? 284 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:48,335 - NO REASON AT ALL. 285 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:51,071 YOU ARE SEXY, VITAL, ATTRACTIVE. 286 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,706 IF I WAS A YOUNG DUDE, I'D DO YOU. 287 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,676 - SURPRISE. - HI, ERIC. 288 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:59,312 UM, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY ASSISTANT, EDEN. 289 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,414 - HEY, EDEN. - HI. 290 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,283 - SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT I SAW THIS 291 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,585 IN A JEWELRY STORE AND THOUGHT OF YOU. 292 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,221 - OH... 293 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:12,459 WOW, YOU MUST'VE MOWED A LOT OF LAWNS. 294 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,762 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. HOW COULD I EVER THANK YOU? 295 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,697 - WELL, I COULD ALWAYS USE SOME MORE TUTORING. 296 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:21,601 - SEE YOU TONIGHT, BABE. 297 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,413 HE CALLED ME "BABE." 298 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,681 I'M HIS BABE. 299 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,383 ISN'T HE ADORABLE? 300 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,717 - YEAH, HE'S BEYOND ADORABLE. 301 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,253 HE'S STUNNING, HE'S GORGEOUS. 302 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,289 WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING WITH YOU? 303 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,390 - WHAT? 304 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,892 - NO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. 305 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:47,160 IT'S JUST-- SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE. 306 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,661 SOMETHING'S VERY, VERY WRONG. 307 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,530 - WAIT, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO 308 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:53,433 IF YOU WERE A YOUNG DUDE, YOU'D DO ME? 309 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,603 - NOT IF I WAS A YOUNG DUDE WHO LOOKED LIKE THAT. 310 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,305 - WHAT DID YOU THINK HE WAS GONNA LOOK LIKE? 311 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,439 - I DON'T-- I THOUGHT MAYBE 312 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,741 HE WAS GONNA BE SOME YOUNG, GAWKY KID 313 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,010 WITH MAYBE AN OVERBITE 314 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,545 AND ONE LEG SHORTER THAN THE OTHER. 315 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:08,748 - YOU KNOW, IF I WASN'T SO HOT AND DESIRABLE, 316 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,250 I'D BE GETTING A LITTLE OFFENDED RIGHT ABOUT NOW. 317 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,552 - I'M SORRY, I DON'T MEAN TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 318 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,754 IT'S JUST SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. 319 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,524 - WELL, IT FEELS RIGHT TO ME. IT FEELS VERY RIGHT. 320 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,126 AND YOU'D KNOW WHAT I MEAN IF YOU SAW US 321 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,094 THIS MORNING IN BED PLAYING CALL OF DUTY. 322 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,001 - HASKELL, HURRY UP. 323 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,237 JENNY'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 324 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,408 - I'M--I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 325 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:36,944 YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS GONNA WORK? 326 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:39,279 - HASKELL, YOU'RE THE MAN WHO RESCUED HER CAT. 327 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,513 SHE'S GONNA TAKE ONE LOOK AT YOU 328 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,714 AND THE TWO OF YOU WILL FLY OFF 329 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,716 INTO THE NIGHT ON THE WINGS OF LOVE. 330 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,953 - I JUST NEED A "YES" OR A "NO." 331 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,254 - YES. YES, IT'LL WORK. 332 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,623 - WHERE IS MY FURRY LITTLE MEAL TICKET? 333 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,225 - I, UH, THOUGHT YOU HAD IT. 334 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:55,495 - I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT. 335 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,565 OH, NO. 336 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,375 DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES. 337 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,343 - I WASN'T PLANNING TO. 338 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,612 - DON'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM. 339 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:17,017 WE'RE JUST TWO GUYS HANGING OUT. 340 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,788 - TAKING IN THE EVENING AIR. 341 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:25,058 - THE LAST THING WE WANNA DO 342 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:28,628 IS SPOOK THE C-A-T. 343 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,697 NOW! 344 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:37,804 - WHAT DO I DO NOW? 345 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:41,441 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU AND YOUR WINGS OF LOVE. 346 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,043 YOU KNOW WHO DIDN'T HAVE WINGS OF LOVE? 347 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,245 THAT CAT! 348 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,448 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. THIS COULD WORK FOR US. 349 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,849 THE CAT IS DEAD. 350 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,251 SHE'LL NEED COMFORT. - UH-HUH. 351 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:55,788 - AND A SHOULDER TO CRY ON, AND THERE YOU ARE. 352 00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,591 - THERE I AM. 353 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,661 HER ROCK. 354 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,798 - HI. I'M JENNY. YOU FOUND MY CAT? 355 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,134 WAIT, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS HASKELL? 356 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,469 - THIS KIND, SENSITIVE MAN RIGHT HERE. 357 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:13,506 - HASKELL, I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR FINDING HIM. 358 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,743 YOU'RE MY HERO. 359 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,912 SO WHERE IS HE? WHERE'S MY BABY? 360 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:25,285 - HE'S, UH... SORTA DEAD. 361 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,286 - DEAD? 362 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,322 - COME HERE, YOU! 363 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,960 - LOOK AT THIS LITTLE CUTIE I FOUND OUTSIDE. 364 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:37,264 - THERE HE IS! OH, THERE'S MY BABY. OH... 365 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:41,501 - UM, IS PHIL HERE? YEAH, I'LL GO CHECK. 366 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,270 - WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 367 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,438 WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME MY CAT'S DEAD? 368 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,174 WHAT KIND OF SICK GAME IS THIS? 369 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,975 - NO, NO, NO, NO, IT'S NOT A SICK GAME. 370 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:51,178 THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY INFATUATED WITH YOU. 371 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,212 - WHAT? 372 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,281 - YEAH, HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU-- 373 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,083 THE BOOKS YOU READ, THE MUSIC YOU LIKE, 374 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,417 THE FOODS YOU EAT. 375 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,119 IF YOU JUST HEAR HIM OUT, 376 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:02,522 I'M SURE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHAT'S IN HIS HEART. 377 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,092 - YES? 378 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:09,096 - I WATCH YOU EVERY NIGHT THROUGH MY BINOCULARS. 379 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:14,301 - YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKS. 380 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,572 - YOU KNOW, IN RETROSPECT, 381 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:23,310 MAYBE ADMIRING FROM AFAR WAS THE WAY TO GO. 382 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,245 - ONE... 383 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,546 TWO... 384 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,780 THREE... - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 385 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,116 - I'M GIVING YOU A HEAD START. 386 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,750 - OH! 387 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,419 - NO, I'LL KILL YA! 388 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,354 - HASKELL, DON'T--AAH! 389 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,627 - SO, BIG NIGHT WITH THE BOY TOY? 390 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:41,661 - YES. 391 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:42,729 ERIC'S MEETING ME FOR A DRINK 392 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,331 AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO THE THEATER. 393 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,965 ANYTHING ABOUT THAT FEEL WRONG TO YOU? 394 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,501 - OKAY, I AM SORRY FOR BEING SO SKEPTICAL. 395 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:49,902 LOOKS LIKE YOU HIT THE JACKPOT. 396 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:52,805 - OH, I HIT IT, AND I'M GONNA HIT IT AGAIN TONIGHT. 397 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,807 MM. - EVENING, LADIES. 398 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,909 - HI. 399 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,611 - HOLLY, I JUST GOTTA SAY, 400 00:17:58,645 --> 00:17:59,912 YOU ARE LOOKING HOTTER THAN EVER. 401 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,348 - MM. 402 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,417 YOU KEEP THAT UP, YOU'RE GETTING A BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS. 403 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,591 - AND YOU EVEN DID YOUR HAIR THE WAY I LIKE IT. 404 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,160 - OH, WELL, AS I RECALL, 405 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,595 I THINK I DO A LOT OF THINGS YOU LIKE... 406 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,831 AND A COUPLE THINGS YOU LOVE. 407 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,168 - YOUR LAUGH DRIVES ME WILD! 408 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,037 SO, LISTEN... - MM-HMM. 409 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,339 - ABOUT THE THEATER FOR TONIGHT. 410 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,375 - MM-HMM. - I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. 411 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,809 I ASKED MY MOM TO COME ALONG. 412 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,279 - YOUR MOM? - YEAH. 413 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,381 - REALLY? YOUR MOM'S COMING? 414 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:35,982 IS SHE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT WITH MY AGE? 415 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,684 WHICH IS YOUNGER THAN YOU MIGHT THINK, 416 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:41,188 BUT OLDER THAN ANYONE MIGHT LIKE. 417 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,523 - RELAX. SHE'S GONNA LOVE YOU. 418 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:44,857 - OH, MOM! 419 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:48,728 OVER HERE. - OH. 420 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,001 - MOM, THIS IS HOLLY, 421 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:56,369 THE GIRL I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU ABOUT. 422 00:18:56,403 --> 00:19:00,673 - HI, HOLLY, I'M MOLLY. 423 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:04,110 - WE RHYME. 424 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,448 - AM I A LUCKY GUY OR WHAT? 425 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,050 I'M WITH THE TWO HOTTEST GIRLS IN THE BAR. 426 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,118 NO OFFENSE, EDEN. 427 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:16,489 - PLEASE, KEEP ME OUT OF THIS. 428 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,124 - WELL, SHALL WE, LADIES? 429 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,393 - YOU KNOW, SUDDENLY, I'M NOT FEELING SO GREAT, 430 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:21,761 SO YOU GUYS SHOULD GO. 431 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:26,098 - OH, NO, WHAT'S WRONG? - OH, YOU NAME IT. 432 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,467 - IS IT YOUR TUMMY? MOM GETS THAT TOO. 433 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,437 - NO! I'M-- IT'S NOT MY TUMMY. 434 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,638 YOU GUYS GO. HAVE A GREAT TIME. 435 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,006 REALLY, I'LL BE FINE. 436 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,708 - LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME TONIGHT, MOM. 437 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:38,010 - OKAY, BUT PEOPLE ARE GONNA TALK. 438 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,552 - DON'T SAY IT. DON'T SAY IT! 439 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:49,489 - OKAY. BUT IF IT TAKES AWAY ANY OF THE CREEP FACTOR, 440 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,659 I THINK YOU WERE THE HOTTER MOM. 441 00:19:56,696 --> 00:20:02,569 - SO, THE PRETTY LADY'S BACK. 442 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:03,803 HOW 'BOUT SOME COMPANY? 443 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,838 - YOU CLOSE WITH YOUR MOTHER? 444 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:09,876 - MY MOTHER'S DEAD. - HAVE A SEAT. 445 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,571 - YEAH. 446 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,540 - * ACME