1 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,111 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE EXES... 2 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:11,112 PHIL GOT FIRED, HOLLY OVERHEATED... 3 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:12,146 - MY BEDROOM'S ON FIRE. 4 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:13,681 - AND HASKELL HOOKED UP WITH HIS EX. 5 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:14,848 - WE HAVE CONNUBED. 6 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:16,917 - HOLLY GOT DUMPED... - HI, PAUL. 7 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,086 - STUART DATED A MAN-EATER. 8 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:19,287 - CALL ME, BABY. 9 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,621 - HOLLY WENT OUT WITH A TEEN WOLF... 10 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:22,156 - WHOA. 11 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:23,557 - THEN PHIL KISSED EDEN. EDEN DENIED IT. 12 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:25,359 - WHAT? WEIRD? ME AND PHIL? 13 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:26,460 PHIL AND ME? WEIRD? 14 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:28,862 - UNTIL... 15 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:30,831 - LOOK WHO I BUMPED INTO. 16 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,866 - AND NOW... 17 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:38,739 - ALL RIGHT, LATER, HASKELL. 18 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:40,508 - EH, EH, EH, EH, EH, EH, EH. 19 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,743 NOT SO FAST. 20 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:44,278 I THINK IT'S TIME WE ADDRESSED 21 00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:45,913 THE LITTLE MATTER OF YOU AND EDEN 22 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:47,915 SNEAKING AROUND AND HAVING SEX 23 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:50,251 RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES. 24 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:51,685 - WHAT ABOUT IT? - WAY TO GO. 25 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,854 - YEAH! 26 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,956 - POW. - THAT IS A RELIEF. 27 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,525 'CAUSE I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA HAVE TO GET INTO IT. 28 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,127 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT, 29 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,961 SHARE OUR FEELINGS. - ARE YOU KIDDING? 30 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:02,029 WE'RE GUYS. 31 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:04,598 WE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT IT TOO MUCH. 32 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:05,999 - OKAY, I'VE CLEARED MY MORNING 33 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:09,137 AND WE ARE GOING TO SHARE OUR FEELINGS ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 34 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:10,671 THERE MAY BE TEARS. THAT'S HEALTHY. 35 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:11,939 IT'S PART OF THE HEALING PROCESS. 36 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:13,006 SO... 37 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,942 LET'S USE OUR WORDS TO TALK 38 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:17,878 AND OUR HEARTS TO LISTEN. 39 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,181 - I'LL GO FIRST. 40 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:22,816 - I'LL GO SECOND. 41 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:30,924 - EDEN, COULD YOU COME IN HERE, PLEASE? 42 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,326 - YES? - I NEED THE TRANSCRIPT 43 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,228 FOR THE RANDALL DEPOSITION. 44 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:35,896 - OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE FINALLY READY 45 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,231 TO TALK ABOUT ME AND PHIL. 46 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:38,732 - WHAT? THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. 47 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:42,303 EVERYTHING'S FINE. 48 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:43,737 - HERE'S THE TRANSCRIPT. - WHAT? 49 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:44,772 OH, LOOK AT THAT. 50 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:46,440 IT WAS BEHIND MY BACK THE WHOLE TIME. 51 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:51,312 DON'T I FEEL SILLY, FOOLISH, DECEIVED. 52 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:52,646 - HOLLY, CAN WE PLEASE TALK ALREADY 53 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:53,981 AND STOP ALL THIS WEIRDNESS? 54 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:55,249 - THERE'S NOTHING WEIRD GOING ON. 55 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:56,617 EVERYTHING'S FINE. 56 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,018 AND FROM NOW ON, I'D REALLY PREFER YOU 57 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:01,054 TO CALL ME MISS FRANKLIN. 58 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:05,193 - MISS FRANKLIN? - YES, EDEN? 59 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:07,528 - NO, I MEAN, WHY WOULD I CALL YOU MISS FRANKLIN? 60 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:08,829 I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. 61 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,998 - OH. 62 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:12,666 FRIENDS, HUH? 63 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:15,603 WELL, A FRIEND DOESN'T KEEP SECRETS FROM A FRIEND. 64 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,371 A FRIEND ALSO DOESN'T MAKE A FRIEND 65 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:19,540 FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN THEY ASK 66 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:21,108 WHAT'S GOING ON AND THEY TELL THEM "NOTHING." 67 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:25,546 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, A FRIEND DOES NOT NEED A BOOSTER SEAT. 68 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:27,848 - THAT WAS A CHEAP SHOT. 69 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:30,984 - A FRIEND CAN ALSO BE A BITCH. 70 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:32,353 COME ON, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME 71 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:33,621 WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH YOU AND PHIL? 72 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,856 - BECAUSE I WAS NERVOUS, OKAY? 73 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,226 IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD DATING SOMEONE IN THIS GROUP. 74 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,694 I MEAN, YOU GUYS TELL EACH OTHER EVERYTHING. 75 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,496 UNTIL I KNEW WHERE IT WAS GOING, 76 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,232 I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW. 77 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:46,567 - I'M NOT ANYONE. I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND. 78 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,035 - YOU'RE RIGHT, OKAY? 79 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:50,238 I SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED YOU. 80 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:53,241 I'M REALLY SORRY. 81 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:56,710 - I'M INCLINED TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY. 82 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,379 - I MISSED YOU. 83 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,548 - I MISSED YOU TOO. 84 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,383 OH. 85 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,352 OH, COME ON, TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND PHIL. 86 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:06,554 WHAT'S IT LIKE? - IT IS FANTASTIC. 87 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:09,757 I HAVEN'T FELT THIS WAY ABOUT A GUY IN--IN A LONG TIME. 88 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,292 I MEAN, HE IS FUNNY. HE'S CHARMING. 89 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:12,726 HE EVEN SMELLS GREAT. 90 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,362 THE DUDE HAS MORE LOTIONS THAN I DO... 91 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:17,130 - AND WAXES MORE TOO. 92 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:18,532 - EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. 93 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:19,833 GIVE ME SOMETHING JUICY. 94 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,835 MAKE ME GO-- 95 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:22,870 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANNA KNOW? 96 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:23,871 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 97 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:26,307 WHAT'S IT LIKE IN THE BOUDOIR? 98 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:27,708 - THAT IS A LITTLE PERSONAL. 99 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:29,310 - MM, THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING. 100 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:30,778 COME ON, GIVE ME THE DEETS. 101 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:33,080 DO I HOLD BACK ON MY SEX LIFE FROM YOU? 102 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:36,550 - YOU MEAN YOU DON'T? 103 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:37,851 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 104 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,920 THE SEX IS AWESOME. 105 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:41,622 - YEAH. - IT IS INCREDIBLE. 106 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:44,024 MIND-BLOWING. 107 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,593 ALTHOUGH... 108 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:46,927 - ALTHOUGH? WHAT? 109 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:47,928 WHAT? WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? 110 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,730 - OKAY, YOU BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE. 111 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,732 - WHAT? - OKAY. 112 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,301 SOMETIMES, OCCASIONALLY, 113 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:55,969 ONCE IN A BLUE, BLUE MOON, 114 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:58,539 I KIND OF, SORT OF... 115 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,374 FAKE AN ORGASM. 116 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:02,943 - NOW THAT'S A FRICKIN' DEET. 117 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,579 - NO, DON'T GET ME WRONG. PHIL IS GREAT IN BED. 118 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:07,815 HE'S JUST-- HE'S JUST A LITTLE NEEDY. 119 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,317 HE JUST WANTS TO KNOW THAT EACH TIME 120 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:11,051 IS MORE AMAZING THAN THE LAST, 121 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:14,455 SO IT IS. 122 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:15,989 - AND HE DOESN'T SUSPECT ANYTHING? 123 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:17,825 - PLEASE. I MIX IT UP, OKAY? 124 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:21,495 I HAVE THE HIGH SQUEAL... 125 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:24,131 HIGH SQUEAL WITH LIP BITE... 126 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:25,499 AND HIS PERSONAL FAVORITE: 127 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:28,502 OH, YES, OH, YES. OH, OH, OH, YES! 128 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:29,637 - WOW. 129 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:30,804 - NOT DONE YET. 130 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:32,473 OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH. 131 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:38,211 - MAN, I NEED A SMOKE. 132 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:41,849 - * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO 133 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:44,051 - * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO 134 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,886 - * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO 135 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,921 - * DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO * 136 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:52,059 - I GIVE TO YOU MY LATEST CREATION, 137 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,027 JAMON IBERICO Y CHORIZO. 138 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,363 - OH. 139 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:57,998 - THIS DISH HAILS FROM THE SPANISH REGION 140 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,500 OF LA RIOJA... - AH. 141 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,369 - HOME OF THE WORLD'S FINEST HAM... 142 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:02,403 - YEAH. - AND AS AN INTERESTING-- 143 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:03,904 - JUST GIVE ME THE FOOD! 144 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:06,540 - FORGIVE ME FOR TRYING TO NOURISH 145 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:08,376 THE BODY AND THE MIND. 146 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:09,610 SO HOW IS IT? 147 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:12,212 - OH, STUART. 148 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:13,481 OH. 149 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,148 STUART. 150 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:16,417 YOU ARE AMAZING. 151 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:17,718 - HELLO. - OH. 152 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:18,986 - I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW 153 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:21,589 THAT ALL IS GOOD BETWEEN ME AND EDEN, 154 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,090 PROVING ONCE AGAIN THAT FRIENDSHIP 155 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:24,625 IS INDEED A TWO-WAY STREET. 156 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,394 SHE APOLOGIZED, AND I FORGAVE HER. 157 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:28,829 - OH. 158 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:29,830 OH, PHIL. 159 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:31,799 OH, PHIL! 160 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,233 THERE THEY GO AGAIN. 161 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:34,902 I FOR ONE LIKED IT BETTER WHEN THEY WERE SNEAKING AROUND. 162 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:35,903 IT WAS A LOT QUIETER. 163 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:36,970 - ALL NIGHT, ALL WE HEAR 164 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,472 ARE EDEN'S SQUEALS OF DELIGHT. 165 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:41,442 IT SOUNDS LIKE AN ORGY IN TOONTOWN. 166 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:43,411 - OH, YES. OH, YES. 167 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:45,746 OH, OH, OH. YES! 168 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:49,883 - FINALLY, IT'S OVER. - NOT YET. 169 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:52,920 - OH, OH, OH, OH, OH. 170 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:58,158 - HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT? - HOW'D I KNOW WHAT? 171 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,628 - THAT THE PARTY WASN'T OVER YET. 172 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,029 - BECAUSE WE'RE WOMEN. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. 173 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,431 IT'S HOW IT'S DONE. GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN. 174 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:06,099 - NOT SO FAST, SISTER. 175 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,001 - SOMETHING'S GOIN' ON HERE. 176 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,470 - NOTHING'S GOING ON. - ALL RIGHT. 177 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:11,171 THEN YOU SPILL IT OR WE TALK TO SQUEAKY 178 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:14,542 WHEN SHE COMES UP FOR AIR. 179 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,510 - OKAY, BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME 180 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:17,878 YOU WON'T TELL EDEN I SAID ANYTHING. 181 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,346 SHE'D KILL ME IF YOU KNEW. 182 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:22,716 - THE FACT THAT YOU WOULD EVEN THINK THAT WOUNDS ME. 183 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,184 - OKAY. 184 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:27,220 WELL, EDEN SOMETIMES... 185 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:28,288 - MM-HMM. - OCCASIONALLY... 186 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:30,190 - YEAH? 187 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,692 - ONCE IN A VERY BLUE, BLUE MOON... 188 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,461 - MM-HMM. 189 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:37,230 - FAKES IT. 190 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:39,967 - FAKES WHAT? 191 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,902 - A STOMACHACHE TO GET OUT OF GYM. 192 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:43,236 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 193 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:45,072 - OH. 194 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:47,941 - YOU STILL DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? 195 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:50,478 - NOT A CLUE. - YEAH. 196 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:53,046 - EDEN FAKES HER ORGASMS WITH PHIL. 197 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,682 - HI, HI. - OH, HI. 198 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,016 - HI. 199 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:59,753 - I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE HERE. 200 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:01,489 - REALLY? 'CAUSE MY EARS ARE STILL RINGIN'. 201 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:03,624 - PHIL! - WHAT? 202 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:06,760 WHAT? I'M JUST HAPPY EVERYTHING'S OUT IN THE OPEN. 203 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:08,328 EVERYBODY KNOWS EVERYTHING. 204 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:11,699 - YES, WE DO. 205 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,039 BYE, GUYS. 206 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:20,240 - BYE, EDEN. 207 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,575 - HEY, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME 208 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:23,577 BEING AROUND SO MUCH. - OH, OF COURSE NOT. 209 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:25,679 IT'S NICE HAVING A WOMAN AROUND HERE 210 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:28,582 BESIDES STUART. 211 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:31,852 - OKAY. MWAH. 212 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:34,354 HEY, SO I'M SORRY IF IT GOT A LITTLE LOUD LAST NIGHT, 213 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:36,657 BUT WHEN YOU KEEP KNOCKIN' IT OUT THE PARK, 214 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:41,161 THE CROWD'S GONNA MAKE SOME NOISE. 215 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:42,530 - OR THE CROWD IS FAKING IT 216 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:45,032 'CAUSE IT WANTS TO ROLL OVER AND GO TO SLEEP. 217 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:46,734 - HASKELL, HUSH. HE'LL HEAR YOU. 218 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:48,702 - WELL, MAYBE HE DESERVES TO. 219 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:51,038 MAYBE THE CHAMP IS JUST IN A SLUMP. 220 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,541 IT WOULD HELP IF I COULD SEE THE GAME FILMS. 221 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,175 - OKAY. NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME. 222 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:58,178 WE MADE A PROMISE TO HOLLY, AND WE'RE GONNA KEEP IT. 223 00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,312 BESIDES, WOULD YOU HAVE WANTED TO KNOW 224 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:01,114 IF YOUR EX-WIFE FAKED HER ORGASMS? 225 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:05,318 - HEY, WHAT SHE DID ON HER OWN TIME WAS HER BUSINESS. 226 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:07,054 - WELL, MY EX-WIFE NEVER HAD TO FAKE IT. 227 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:09,256 NOT TO BE COARSE, BUT I KNEW EXACTLY 228 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:12,926 HOW TO PUT THE BLUSH IN HER CHEEKS. 229 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,695 - OR YOU THOUGHT YOU DID. 230 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,764 WOMEN ARE THE GREATEST ACTORS ON EARTH. 231 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:18,365 "OH, STUART. 232 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:20,200 "IT'S SO GOOD. 233 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,135 YOU'RE AMAZING." 234 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,104 - WAIT A MINUTE. 235 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,806 I KNOW THAT "OH, STUART." 236 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,641 THAT'S THE SAME VOICE YOU USE WHEN YOU EAT MY FOOD. 237 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:29,142 - NO, IT ISN'T. - YES, IT IS. 238 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,277 YOU--OH, MY GOD. 239 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,212 YOU'VE BEEN FAKING FOODGASMS WITH ME. 240 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,213 HAVEN'T YOU? HAVEN'T YOU? 241 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:34,381 - WELL, NOT EVERY MEAL. 242 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:36,750 I MEAN, JUST ONCE IN A-- IN A BLUE, BLUE MOON. 243 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:39,052 HOW COULD YOU? 244 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:43,323 - I'M SORRY. NOT EVERY DISH GETS ME THERE. 245 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,726 - WHAT ARE YOU TWO ARGUING ABOUT? 246 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,027 - I THOUGHT THAT HASKELL LIKED MY COOKING. 247 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,996 IT TURNS OUT HE'S BEEN FAKING IT. 248 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,964 - STUART, REALLY? YOU COULDN'T TELL? 249 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,299 "OH, STUART. 250 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:53,834 "OH, STUART! 251 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:57,370 "OH! MM, MM, MM, MM!" 252 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:59,106 YOU'RE ONE NAIVE LITTLE DUDE. - OH, YEAH? 253 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:00,741 WELL, EDEN FAKES ORGASMS WITH YOU. 254 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,743 - JEEZ! - WHAT? 255 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,311 WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? 256 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:08,081 - EDEN TOLD HOLLY WHO TOLD US. 257 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,883 - WHY WOULD EDEN SAY THAT? 258 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:12,185 I MEAN, NO WOMAN HAS TO FAKE AN ORGASM 259 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,622 WHEN SHE'S WITH PHIL CHASE. 260 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:16,389 BUT OF COURSE, I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS THAT. 261 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:17,958 - NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT. 262 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,426 - I'M SERIOUS. IF THERE'S ONE THING 263 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:22,362 I KNOW HOW TO DO, IT'S SATISFY A WOMAN. 264 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,497 OKAY, I'VE GOTTEN FLOWERS, 265 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:27,935 CHAMPAGNE, AN iPAD. 266 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:28,936 I'VE GOTTEN NOTES THAT SAID, 267 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,537 "THANK YOU FOR THE ORGASM, PHIL." 268 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:31,905 - YEAH, YOU'RE THE KING. 269 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:34,374 - YOU DAMN SKIPPY I'M THE KING. 270 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,380 - HEY, EDEN. WHAT'S UP? 271 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,982 - I BOUGHT YOU A LITTLE PRESENT. 272 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,017 - REALLY? - IT'S A FRIENDSHIP BRACELET. 273 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,686 - AW. - IT'S MY WAY OF SAYING 274 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:48,656 I'M SORRY FOR KEEPING YOU IN THE DARK ABOUT PHIL AND ME. 275 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:52,559 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN I CAN TRUST YOU WITH ANYTHING. 276 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,294 - OH, EDEN, I DON'T DESERVE THIS. 277 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:58,165 - YES, YOU DO. - NO, I REALLY DON'T. 278 00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,499 - HEY, EDEN. 279 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:00,734 - HEY, PHIL. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 280 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,135 - I JUST NEED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC. 281 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,571 - I'M SORRY, PHIL, BUT IT'S DIVORCE SEASON, 282 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,873 AND THERE'S A LOT OF HATE OUT THERE, 283 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:08,408 SO NO CAN DO. 284 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,409 - I CANDO. 285 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,312 I WON'T BE LONG. 286 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:13,380 PHIL, IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 287 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:14,381 - OH, YEAH. EVERYTHING'S GREAT. 288 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:15,515 I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 289 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,450 SO I THOUGHT I'D DROP BY AND SAY "HI." 290 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,853 - HI. - HI. 291 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:23,190 DO YOU FAKE ORGASMS WITH ME? 292 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,624 - WHAT? 293 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:27,160 HUH? WHAT? 294 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,129 WHERE DID YOU HEAR A CRAZY THING LIKE THAT? 295 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,630 - WELL, HOLLY TOLD STUART AND HASKELL, 296 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:31,899 AND THEN THEY TOLD ME. 297 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,734 - HOLLY, HUH? - MM-HMM. 298 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,436 OKAY, LOOK. 299 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,072 I ONLY TOLD HER THAT BECAUSE SHE WAS SO UPSET WITH ME 300 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,741 FOR KEEPING US A SECRET. 301 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,843 I HAD TO GIVE HER SOMETHING TO PROVE HOW CLOSE WE ARE, 302 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:45,645 SO I LIED AND I THREW HER A BONE. 303 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,748 I'M SORRY IF IT UPSET YOU. 304 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:50,183 - ME? UPSET? WHY--WHY--WHY WOULD I BE UPSET? 305 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:51,852 IT'S NOT LIKE I EVER THOUGHT IT WAS TRUE. 306 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,122 'CAUSE IT'S NOT, RIGHT? 307 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,691 - OF COURSE NOT. 308 00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,026 - I KNEW THAT. 309 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,494 - PHIL, YOU KNOW YOU DO IT FOR ME. 310 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:06,299 BIG-TIME. - AND YOU DO IT FOR ME. 311 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:09,502 ALL RIGHT. I'M OUT. 312 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:10,738 - YOU BLABBERMOUTH! 313 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,472 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD HASKELL AND STUART. 314 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,540 - I'D RATHER BE A BLABBERMOUTH 315 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:15,642 THAN A LYING BONE-THROWER. - WHAT? 316 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,577 YOU'RE ANGRY AT ME? HOW DARE YOU. 317 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,012 - HOW DARE I? HOW DARE YOU. 318 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,647 - OKAY, YOU KNOW, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY 319 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:21,882 I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT PHIL AND ME. 320 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,116 I KNEW YOU'D END UP TELLING THE OTHERS. 321 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,551 WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU? 322 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,386 - THE KIND OF FRIEND THAT DOESN'T LIKE TO BE LIED TO. 323 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,155 IN FACT, HERE. 324 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,457 I'M UN-FRIENDING YOUR FRIENDSHIP BRACELET. 325 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,159 - GOOD. YOU DON'T DESERVE IT, HOLLY. 326 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,761 - FROM NOW ON, IT'S MISS FRANKLIN. 327 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,796 NOW GET BACK TO WORK AND BRING ME A COFFEE. 328 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:39,566 - WHAT SHALL I PUT IN IT? 329 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:42,635 - ON SECOND THOUGHT, I'LL GET IT MYSELF. 330 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,544 - HEY, STU. 331 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:54,147 I WAS WALKING BY THE FLOWER SHOP, 332 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:57,417 AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE THESE. 333 00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:00,553 - THERE'S A VASE IN THE CUPBOARD. 334 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:03,891 - ARE YOU DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT WITH YOUR HAIR? 335 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,258 - WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, I'VE BEEN LEAVING 336 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,560 THE CONDITIONER ON FOR AN EXTRA 90 SECONDS. 337 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:11,098 - WELL, IT SURE SHOWS. 338 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,332 WHAT'S FOR DIN-DIN? 339 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,700 - NOTHING FOR YOU. 340 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,836 THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GETTING IN MY PANS. 341 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,237 - AW. 342 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,973 YOU'RE NOT STILL UPSET ABOUT THIS MORNING, ARE YOU? 343 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,442 - UPSET? ABOUT YOU PRETENDING TO LIKE MY FOOD? 344 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:25,012 NO, I WOULD SAY MORE LIKE HURT, DECEIVED, AND BETRAYED. 345 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,514 - AND I WILL HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT PAIN 346 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,116 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 347 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,051 SHALL I GET THE FORKS? 348 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,685 - NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 349 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,221 - AW, COME ON. LET ME HAVE A LITTLE TASTE. 350 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,222 - NO, NO, GET AWAY. 351 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,389 - OH, LET ME LICK THE SPATULA. 352 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,490 - NO. - COME ON, LET ME LICK-- 353 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,392 - HEY, HASKELL-- - LET ME--LET ME LICK IT! 354 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,028 - THERE THEY ARE, 355 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,330 THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BIG MOUTHS. 356 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:47,067 I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS BLABBED TO PHIL ABOUT EDEN. 357 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,570 FRIENDS DON'T REPEAT THINGS THEY'RE TOLD IN CONFIDENCE. 358 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,305 - ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU DID WHEN YOU TOLD US? 359 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,007 - THAT WAS DIFFERENT. - HOW? 360 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,843 - ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? 361 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,144 - NO. - WELL, THEN, YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 362 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,312 AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THE TIME TO EXPLAIN IT. 363 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,849 - WELL, JUST SPOKE TO EDEN. 364 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,951 TURNS OUT SHE WAS NOT FAKING IT. 365 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,385 NOT THAT IT NEEDS TO BE SAID, 366 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:09,056 BUT THE PHIL EXPRESS ALWAYS GETS HIS LADIES TO HAPPY TOWN. 367 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,723 - YEAH, PHIL, I KNOW. - HOW DO YOU KNOW? 368 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,292 - I OVERHEARD EDEN TELLING YOU, WHICH MEANS 369 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,760 MY BEST FRIEND LIED TO ME. 370 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,863 - BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS MY GIRLFRIEND DIDN'T LIE TO ME. 371 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:20,333 SO, JUST TO RECAP, EDEN, FAKE, NEVER. 372 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,334 - UNLESS-- - UNLESS WHAT? 373 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,503 UNLESS WHAT? 374 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,538 - UNLESS EDEN TOLD HOLLY THE TRUTH 375 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,908 AND LIED TO YOU. 376 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:31,211 - THAT'S RIDICULOUS. - OR IS IT? 377 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,245 - WELL, SHE'S LYING TO ONE OF YOU. 378 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,513 THE QUESTION IS, WHICH ONE? 379 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:34,581 - HIM. - HER. 380 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,116 - NO. 381 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,285 ALL OF US. 382 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,220 GIVEN THE FACT THAT SHE KNEW THAT WE HAVE NO SECRETS 383 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:43,090 BETWEEN US, BY LYING TO ONE OF US, 384 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,592 SHE WAS LYING TO ALL OF US. 385 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,894 - LOOK, THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON 386 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,561 WHO KNOWS THE TRUTH, AND THAT'S EDEN. 387 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,597 - AND THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO GET IT OUT OF HER. 388 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:54,334 WE SUBMIT EDEN TO A LIE DETECTOR TEST. 389 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,236 - GREAT, AND WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET ONE OF THOSE? 390 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,570 - I GUESS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WALK 391 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,907 ALL THE WAY TO UNDER MY BED. 392 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,275 - WHAT? - I WAS A LICENSED 393 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:05,378 POLYGRAPH TECHNICIAN FOR THE CITY OF HOBOKEN. 394 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,080 IRONICALLY, THEY USED ONE ON ME 395 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:11,184 WHEN THEY DISCOVERED ONE WAS MISSING. 396 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,486 - YOU'RE NOT REALLY CONSIDERING DOING THIS, ARE YOU? 397 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,488 - OH, STUART'S RIGHT, WE SHOULD TAKE THE HIGH ROAD 398 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,124 AND PUT THIS ALL BEHIND US. 399 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,391 - REALLY? - NO. 400 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:21,428 WE'RE HOOKIN' HER UP. - OH! 401 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,766 - EDEN'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 402 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,136 IS THAT THING READY YET? - ALL SET. 403 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,670 - SO HOW DO WE KNOW THIS THING EVEN WORKS? 404 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,205 - WELL, SIT UP. LET'S SEE. 405 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,507 - OKAY. I GOT NOTHIN' TO HIDE. 406 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,776 - THIS SHOULD ONLY TAKE A MINUTE. 407 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:37,945 - OKAY. - THERE WE GO. 408 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,112 PUT THAT AROUND THERE LIKE THAT. - ALL RIGHT. 409 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,147 WELL, WATCH YOUR HA-- WATCH THE HANDS. 410 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,648 - ALL RIGHT. 411 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:44,217 UH, I'M GONNA ASK YOU SOME BASELINE QUESTIONS. 412 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,618 ALL RIGHT? 413 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,955 IS YOUR NAME HOLLY FRANKLIN? 414 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:48,956 - YES. 415 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,858 - DO YOU LIVE IN APARTMENT 4G? 416 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,961 - YES. 417 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,229 - AS OUR LANDLORD, DO YOU MAKE A PROFIT 418 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,698 OFF THE RENT YOU CHARGE US? 419 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,500 - NO. - THERE'S A LIE. 420 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,136 - WHAT? 421 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,972 YOU SAID IT JUST COVERED YOUR MORTGAGE. 422 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,074 - I HAVE HIDDEN EXPENSES. - THERE'S ANOTHER LIE. 423 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,475 - OH! - YOU SLUMLORD! 424 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,809 - HOLLY, I CAN'T BELIEVE-- 425 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,611 - HI, HI. - HEY! 426 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,812 THERE SHE IS, GUYS. 427 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,181 THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND EDEN. 428 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,682 COME RIGHT ON IN. 429 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,650 - WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT IS THIS THING? 430 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:20,053 - UH, THAT THERE, THAT'S A LIE DETECTOR. 431 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,621 - A WHAT? - A LIE DETECTOR. 432 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,656 SEE, UH, HASKELL HAS ONE, 433 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,092 AND WE'RE ALL HAVIN' FUN. 434 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,160 YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A TRY? - NO, I DON'T. 435 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,162 - WHY? I DID IT. WE'RE ALL DOING IT. 436 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:32,665 IT'LL BE FUN. STRAP HER IN. 437 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,034 - YEAH, BABY. BABY, DO IT FOR ME. 438 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,068 - SIT DOWN, MY DEAR. 439 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,269 - YOU PEOPLE ARE OUT OF YOUR MINDS. 440 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,171 DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON? 441 00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:40,607 YOU SET THIS WHOLE THING UP TO SEE IF I WAS LYING TO PHIL. 442 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,443 all: WHAT? 443 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,278 - FINE. YOU WANT TO KNOW SO BAD? 444 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,114 I'LL TELL YOU. YES. 445 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,882 I HAVE FAKED IT. 446 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,251 - SO YOU LIED TO ME? 447 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,919 - WHICH MEANS YOU DIDN'T LIE TO ME. 448 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,921 - HAPPY NOW, HOLLY? 449 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:58,858 - I'D BE LYING IF I DIDN'T SAY "KINDA." 450 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,028 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T DO THIS. 451 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,030 DATING ONE OF YOU IS LIKE DATING ALL OF YOU. 452 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,798 all: OH, COME ON. 453 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,800 - EDEN-- - NO, PHIL. 454 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,837 I'M DONE. 455 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,192 - CAN WE COME IN? - I SUPPOSE. 456 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,061 - NO, I MEAN, IS IT POSSIBLE? - OH, MY-- 457 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,128 - JEEZ. 458 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,397 - WAIT. 459 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,267 WHO BUILT THIS PLACE? FRODO BAGGINS? 460 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,169 - IT'S CALLED A MICRO-APARTMENT. 461 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,303 YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A BIGGER PLACE? 462 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,404 GIVE ME A BIGGER PAYCHECK. 463 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,074 - ACTUALLY, IT'S VERY LOVELY. 464 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,675 - SO THIS IS REALLY WHERE YOU LIVE? 465 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,678 - NO, STUART, THIS IS MY BARBIE DREAM HOUSE. 466 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,080 - LOOK, EDEN, I DON'T BLAME YOU 467 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,781 FOR BEING MAD AT ME. 468 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:58,085 I'M A LOUSY, CRAPPY FRIEND WITH A BIG MOUTH. 469 00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,087 - NO ARGUMENT HERE. 470 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,321 - AND YOU WERE RIGHT. 471 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,456 WE ARE WAY TOO INVOLVED IN EACH OTHER'S LIVES. 472 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,992 I MEAN, WE'VE DECIDED WE ARE GONNA SET 473 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,261 SOME BOUNDARIES AND GIVE YOU SOME ROOM. 474 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:11,498 WHO'S ELBOW'S IN MY BACK? - UH, IT COULD BE MINE. 475 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,532 - EDEN, I'M SORRY, 476 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,633 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE STUCK 477 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:17,337 MY BIG NOSE INTO YOUR ORGASMS. 478 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,874 FUNNY. ON THE WAY OVER HERE, THAT SOUNDED APPROPRIATE. 479 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,177 - EDEN, PLEASE. DON'T BLAME PHIL. 480 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,346 I MEAN, THE--THE WHOLE LIE DETECTOR THING 481 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,014 WAS MY STUPID IDEA. 482 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,217 WE--WE HAD NO RIGHT GETTING INTO YOUR BUSINESS. 483 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,719 AND--AND LIKE HOLLY SAID, WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU YOUR SPACE. 484 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,287 - I APPRECIATE THAT, HASKELL. 485 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,789 - OOH. 486 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,425 OH, I'LL JUST-- - SORRY. 487 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,127 - OH. 488 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,028 - OW. 489 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,863 - HEY. - HEY. 490 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,867 - CAN I COME IN? 491 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,236 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 492 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,538 - THEY'RE GIVIN' US OUR SPACE. 493 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,441 - I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU, EDEN... 494 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,542 IN PRIVATE. 495 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,144 - OH, I'LL BE IN THE DINING ROOM. 496 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,878 - YEAH, I'LL--I'LL GO TO THE LIVING ROOM. 497 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,981 - I'LL BE IN THE FOYER. 498 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,920 - EDEN, I'M SORRY. 499 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,723 I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS ALL GOT SO MESSED UP. 500 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,159 I GUESS I COULDN'T DEAL WITH THE FACT 501 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,161 THAT EVERY TIME WASN'T GREAT FOR YOU. 502 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,362 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 503 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,397 PHIL, OUR SEX LIFE IS AMAZING. 504 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,166 OKAY, THE ONLY REASON I DID WHAT I DID 505 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,401 WAS BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO LET YOU DOWN. 506 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,370 - HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY LET ME DOWN? 507 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:26,373 MY EGO ISN'T THAT FRAGILE. 508 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,376 BUT EVERY OTHER TIME WAS REAL, RIGHT? 509 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,244 - OH, YEAH. 510 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,779 - ALL I KNOW IS I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU. 511 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,447 - HE IS. - HE NEVER SHUTS UP ABOUT YOU. 512 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:37,317 - HE TELLS US ALL THE TIME. - SPACE! 513 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,487 I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU TOO. 514 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,921 - SO WE'RE GOOD? 515 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,590 - ON ONE CONDITION. 516 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,591 FROM NOW ON, WE GOTTA BE 517 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,892 HONEST WITH EACH OTHER, OKAY? 518 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,194 AND TELL THESE PEOPLE NOTHING. 519 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,195 - YEAH, YOU HEAR THAT? YOU GET NOTHING. 520 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,296 WE'RE TELLING YOU NOTHIN'! 521 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,697 - SMART MOVE. WE CAN'T BE TRUSTED. 522 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,898 - NOT IN THE LEAST. - NO, DON'T, DON'T TELL US. 523 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,633 - OKAY, THANK YOU. 524 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,203 NOW WE'RE GOOD. 525 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,807 - STUART, DON'T YOU THINK 526 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,775 THAT IT'S TIME THAT YOU FORGAVE ME? 527 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,711 I MEAN, ALL I DID WAS FAKE ENTHUSIASM 528 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,213 FOR AN OCCASIONAL ENTREE. 529 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,648 - YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? 530 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,050 MY EX-WIFE LORNA ALSO SAID SHE LOVED MY COOKING. 531 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,219 SHE SAID SHE LOVED MY DANCING. 532 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:13,253 SHE SAID SHE LOVED ME 533 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,621 RIGHT UP UNTIL THE MINUTE SHE LEFT ME, 534 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,955 AND I NEVER SAW IT COMING. 535 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,625 - WELL, I'M NOT LORNA. 536 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:22,562 AND I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 537 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,565 - I NEED HONESTY IN MY LIFE, HASKELL. 538 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,900 I NEED TO KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I STAND. 539 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,303 - OKAY. OKAY. 540 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,240 I THINK YOUR LOBSTER CHOWDER IS TOO CREAMY, 541 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:38,578 AND YOUR PASTA PRIMAVERA IS LIMP AND LIFELESS. 542 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,712 - YOU REALLY MEAN THAT? 543 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,881 - I'M AFRAID I DO. 544 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,950 - THANK YOU. 545 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,452 - OW. - OOH! 546 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,653 - OKAY, LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 547 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,389 MY ROOMMATE'S GONNA BE HOME ANY SECOND. 548 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,265 - * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO 549 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,400 - * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO 550 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:04,337 - * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO 551 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,705 - * DOO, DOO 552 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:06,839 * DOO, DOO 553 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,875 * DOO, DOO 554 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,312 - * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO 555 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,514 - * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO 556 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,583 - * DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO * 557 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,585 - YEAH. 558 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,587 - ACME!