- LOOK AT HER.
THE WOMAN'S A VISION OF LOVELINESS.
A DELICATE FLOWER WITH THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL.
- HEY, CHIEF.
WHAT ARE YOU, A HOUSEPLANT?
BUY A DRINK OR GIVE UP THE STOOL.
- HASKELL, HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA SIT HERE AND PINE FOR HER?
JUST GO ASK HER OUT.
- NO, NO.
THE TIME ISN'T RIGHT.
HASKELL LUTZ IS AN ACQUIRED TASTE.
I'M LIKE A PARTICULARLY PUNGENT ROQUEFORT.
AT FIRST, YOU THINK YOU'VE BITTEN INTO
SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG.
BUT OVER TIME, YOU LEARN TO APPRECIATE
ITS FINER QUALITIES.
- WELL, I THINK ANY GIRL WOULD BE LUCKY
TO HAVE A CHEESE LIKE YOU.
- AWW.
- BUT LISTEN, YOU BETTER STEP UP
OR ANOTHER GUY'S GONNA BEAT YOU TO IT.
- ALL RIGHT.
I'M GOING IN. - ALL RIGHT.
- HERE I GO.
AM I MOVING? - NO. GO.
- HEY, WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
- WELL, YOU CAN GET ME HOT AND BOTHERED
WHEN WE HIT THE SHEETS LATER.
- HOW ABOUT I JUST COOL YOU OFF RIGHT NOW?
- OKAY. - OKAY.
- I AM OFFICIALLY LIVING MY NIGHTMARE.
SINGLE AGAIN AND BEING HIT ON
BY EVERY SLEAZY JERK AFTER ANOTHER.
IS THERE NOT ONE DECENT GUY LEFT IN THIS CITY?
- YES! - WHAT?
- UH, THERE IS SOMEONE, AND HE'S KIND AND CARING
AND GOOD-HEARTED
AND HE'S WORSHIPPED YOU FROM AFAR.
- REALLY?
WHO IS THIS GUY?
- THE GUY IS... PETE.
- WHO'S PETE?
- HE'S A FRIEND OF MINE. YOU NEVER MET HIM.
BYE-BYE.
- PETE? WHO THE HELL IS PETE?
- I MADE HIM UP!
I-I TOOK ONE LOOK IN HER BEAUTIFUL DOE EYES
AND I GOT FLUSTERED.
- WOW. YOU'RE HOPELESS.
- WELL, LOOK. I'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
I PROMISE. - HASKELL.
YOU HAVE TO DO ME A FAVOR. - ANYTHING.
- YOU GOTTA SET ME UP WITH YOUR FRIEND PETE.
- YEAH, WELL--WELL, YEAH, ABOUT--ABOUT PETE.
YOU SEE, HE'S A--HE'S A-- - HE'S A WHAT?
- HE'S FREE TOMORROW NIGHT?
- GREAT!
THIS IS MY FIRST DATE IN 17 YEARS.
I GOTTA GET MY HAIR DONE, MY NAILS DONE,
I GOTTA GET WAXED.
OOH, THIS COULD TAKE A WHILE.
- * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO
* DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO
- GUESS WHO HAS A SECRET ADMIRER?
- WELL, IT'S NO SURPRISE.
I SHAVED THE PILLS OFF MY SWEATER THIS MORNING.
- YEAH, THAT'LL GET THE GIRLS DROOLING.
NO. ME!
- SO, UH, YOU MUST BE STUART'S SISTER, HUH?
I'M HOLLY.
- HI, HOLLY.
IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU.
STUART TOLD ME HOW HELPFUL YOU WERE DURING HIS DIVORCE.
- THAT'S IT?
LISTEN, NICKI, I'M SORRY TO HEAR
THAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE.
I KNOW IT'S SUCH A DIFFICULT TIME.
- YEAH, IT IS.
- BUT IF YOU EVER NEED A LAWYER,
HERE'S MY CARD,
HERE'S AN ARTICLE ON ME IN THE TIMES,
AND HERE IS A DVD ABOUT THE FIRM NARRATED BY MORGAN FREEMAN.
- WELL, I DON'T SEE US FIGHTING OVER
WHO GETS THE ABOVE-GROUND POOL.
- OH, UH, NO CASE TOO SMALL.
BUT I'M GONNA NEED THAT DVD BACK.
WELL, THAT WAS A BUST.
I GOTTA GO.
- WELL, IT FINALLY HAPPENED.
BROTHER GOT PROFILED.
THE MAN SINGLED ME OUT BECAUSE OF THE COLOR OF MY SKIN!
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- I GOT A JAYWALKING TICKET.
- AND WERE YOU JAYWALKING?
- OF COURSE, STUART, THIS IS NEW YORK.
EVERYONE JAYWALKS.
- I DON'T.
PHIL, THERE'S A REASON OUR CITY FATHERS
PUT UP SIGNS THAT SAY "WALK/DON'T WALK."
THEY'RE NOT JUST FOR HOODLUMS TO DO PULL UPS ON.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT GONNA STAND FOR IT!
I'M MARCHING DOWN TO CITY HALL AND I'M GONNA MAKE SOME NOISE.
THIS IS A CLEAR CASE OF C.S.B.C.W.B.!
- WHAT IS THAT?
- "CROSSING THE STREET BETWEEN CARS WHILE BLACK."
- IS THAT THE STU-DOG? - HEY, JEFF.
- HEY. - HEY, HOW ARE YOU, MAN?
- TAH!
- UH, PHIL, LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY OLD NEIGHBOR, JEFF.
- YOU GUYS TOOK THAT FROM US, YOU KNOW?
NOW WE GOTTA COME UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE.
- ANYHOO, WE MISS SEEING YOU AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD, MAN.
EVERY TIME I SEE LORNA WITH DOUG IT JUST FEELS WRONG.
- SHE'S STILL SEEING DOUG?
- AW, MAN, YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
- NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S FINE, IT'S FINE.
I'VE MOVED ON, SHE'S MOVED ON.
- I'LL SAY. THEY'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER.
- REALLY?
- AW, MAN, YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
- I GUESS THEY'RE GONNA LIVE IN MY OLD HOUSE.
- NO, NO, NO, NO. - OKAY.
- SHE'S MOVING IN WITH DOUG. SHE SOLD YOUR HOUSE.
- SHE WHAT?
- AW, MAN, YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
- NO, I DIDN'T KNOW!
- ANYHOW, I GOTTA BOUNCE. HOW FUN WAS THIS?
LATERS.
- CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
LORNA SOLD MY OLD HOUSE
WITHOUT EVEN THE COURTESY OF LETTING ME KNOW?
- WELL, SHE DID GET IT IN THE DIVORCE, STU-DOG.
- NO, THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
I FOUND THAT HOUSE. THAT HOUSE WAS MY BABY.
SHE KNOWS TH-- I AM GONNA CALL HER
AND TELL HER THAT I WANNA SEE IT.
MM-HMM.
AH, YEAH.
GET ONE LAST PEEK AT THE HEDGES.
MAYBE TAKE ONE LAST RIDE ON THE OLD JOHN DEERE.
- WE'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE HOUSE, RIGHT?
- OKAY, YOU READY FOR THE NEXT ONE?
- DELIGHT ME.
MM-HMM.
EH-HEH.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- I'M GONNA BE BRUTALLY HONEST.
I LOVE IT!
- THANKS, HASKELL.
BUT THE QUESTION IS WILL PETE LIKE IT?
- WELL, IF I KNOW PETE-- AND I DO--
HE'S GONNA BE KNOCKED OUT.
- AW, GREAT.
AND I GOT TO ADMIT, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THE NAIL COLOR.
- WELL, LET'S FACE IT, YOU'RE AN AUTUMN, NOT A SUMMER.
I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU IN A PASTEL.
- AND YOU NEVER WILL.
- THANK YOU. - OKAY, YOU'RE WELCOME.
ALL RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT SHOES?
HIGH HEEL, LOW HEEL? HOW TALL IS PETE?
- ABOUT MY HEIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT, STAND UP. LET'S MEASURE.
- YEAH.
LOW HEEL IT IS.
AL RIGHT, UNZIP ME, SO I CAN TRY ON THE NEXT ONE.
- WHA--OH, ME?
OKAY.
ALL DONE.
- THANKS. - HI, HI.
- HI, EDEN.
- HEY, WHAT IS GOING ON?
- WELL, HASKELL HAS BEEN SUCH A GREAT SPORT.
I'VE BEEN DRAGGING HIM ALL OVER THE CITY
TO FIND THE PERFECT DRESS FOR MY DATE TONIGHT.
- YOUR DATE WITH PETE?
- YEAH, YOU SEE ANYBODY ELSE STEPPING UP?
- OH, APPARENTLY NOT.
- ALL RIGHT, SO I'M GONNA GO TRY ON THE NEXT ONE.
UGH, YOU KNOW THE WORST PART
ABOUT BEING OUT THERE AGAIN IS WEARING A DAMN THONG.
THEY DO NOT STAY WHERE YOU PUT 'EM.
AM I RIGHT? - YES.
- OKAY.
- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
- HAVING THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
SHE'S ACQUIRING A TASTE FOR HASKELL LUTZ.
THE CHEESE IS GROWING ON HER.
AND I OWE IT ALL TO PETE.
- THERE IS NO PETE!
HASKELL, HOW IS NICKI GONNA FEEL
IF HER FIRST DATE IN 17 YEARS DOESN'T SHOW UP?
- WELL, OF COURSE SHE'LL BE DISAPPOINTED,
BUT THE HASKELL SHE'S GROWN FOND OF
WILL BE THERE WITH A STRONG, CARING SHOULDER.
- THAT ACTUALLY MIGHT WORK.
- REALLY?
- NO, YOU'RE INSANE!
- I AM SO ANGRY!
OUTRAGED, INCENSED, LIVID!
- SPIN CLASS CANCELED AGAIN?
- NO, I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH LORNA.
SHE'S REFUSING TO LET ME SAY GOOD-BYE TO MY OLD HOUSE.
- WHY?
- SHE SAID I WOULD GET TOO EMOTIONAL.
I POURED MY SOUL INTO EVERY INCH OF THAT PLACE.
HANDPICKED THE BRICK FOR THE FIREPLACE.
I SPONGE-PAINTED THE WALLS IN THE POWDER ROOM.
I EVEN BUILT THE CRAFTSMAN-STYLE BIRDHOUSE
THAT THOSE FLYING RATS SULLIED IN JUST ONE DAY.
- THEN YOU GOTTA GO UP THERE
AND DEMAND TO SEE IT WHETHER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT.
- WHAT? NO, I CAN'T.
I MEAN, SHE'S NOT EVEN THERE. THE MOVERS ARE COMING TOMORROW.
- THEN YOU GOTTA GO UP THERE TONIGHT.
- WELL, WE DID ALWAYS KEEP A SPARE KEY
UNDER THE FAMILY OF CERAMIC DUCKS, THE QUACKERSONS.
- THEN YOU GET THAT KEY FROM UNDER THAT DUCK'S ASS,
AND YOU GET INTO THAT HOUSE!
- YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M DOING IT.
- HELL YEAH! - YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
- HELL NO. - WHY NOT?
- BLACK MAN BREAKING INTO A HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TASE ME RIGHT NOW?
- COME ON, PHIL, I NEED YOU THERE WITH ME.
- WHY? - FOR SOLIDARITY.
WE ARE BOTH GETTING PUSHED AROUND.
THIS IS A CLEAR CASE OF W.M.E.W.L.H.S.G.T.H.O.H.
- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
- WHITE MAN'S EX-WIFE WON'T LET HIM
SAY GOOD-BYE TO HIS OLD HOUSE.
- WHY DO Y'ALL GOTTA TAKE EVERYTHING WE DO
AND JUST WRECK IT?
- WOULD YOU COME ON ALREADY?
- I DON'T LIKE THIS, STUART.
I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE BIT.
- RELAX.
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE WEARING THAT STUPID OUTFIT.
- I'M JUST TRYING TO FIT IN.
NOW, IF ANYONE ASKS, WE'RE COMING FROM THE CLUB,
AND WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO A SILENT AUCTION.
YOU PEOPLE LOVE SILENT AUCTIONS, RIGHT?
- THAT'S A BIT OF A STEREOTYPE, BUT--
ANYWAY, LOOK.
LET'S JUST HOPE THAT THE KEY IS STILL UNDER QUACKERS.
AND IT IS.
- WHERE DO YOU EVEN BUY A BUNCH OF CERAMIC DUCKS?
- SILENT AUCTION.
SEE? NO PROBLEM.
- WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT?
- WHOA, WHOA.
DON'T WORRY.
IT'S JUST THE ALARM.
I KNOW THE CODE.
- IT'S STILL BEEPING!
- WELL, THE CODE WAS OUR WEDDING DATE.
SHE MUST HAVE CHANGED IT. WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?
- I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T KNOW!
WHAT WAS THE DATE SHE KICKED YOU OUT?
- OH, SHE WOULD NEVER.
- PUNCH IT IN! PUNCH IT IN!
- SYSTEM DISARMED.
- WELL, THAT WAS HURTFUL.
- ALL RIGHT, HAVE YOUR LOOK AROUND,
AND LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
- WOW, JUST LIKE I LEFT IT.
WOW.
SO MANY MEMORIES.
- PICK THE SHORTEST ONE, AND LET'S GO.
- THIS IS WHERE LORNA AND I USED TO HAVE WINE AND CHEESE FRIDAYS,
TOOK MACARENA LESSONS, HOSTED MURDER MYSTERY NIGHT.
I NEVER TOLD ANYONE THIS,
BUT I WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED THE LIBRARIAN,
RITA BOOKADAY.
- I MIGHT TURN WHITE JUST LISTENING TO THIS.
HURRY UP AND SAY YOUR GOOD-BYES, MAN.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
OH, OH, THE COUCH.
OH, WE HAD IT SHIPPED OVER FROM FRANCE
FROM A LITTLE TOWN CALLED SAINT-GILLES-CROIX-DE-VIE.
AU REVOIR, MON AMI.
WE'RE NEVER GETTING OUT OF HERE.
- SO WHEN IS NICKI SHOWING UP
FOR HER IMAGINARY DATE WITH IMAGINARY PETE?
- I IMAGINE ANY MOMENT.
SHE SHOWS, I TELL HER PETE CAN'T MAKE IT,
AND HER BRIEF DISAPPOINTMENT VANISHES
WHEN SHE REALIZES THAT THE MAN SHE TRULY BELONGS WITH
HAS BEEN IN FRONT OF HER THE ENTIRE TIME.
- WELL, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ROMANTIC IN THE ROOM.
I AM GOING TO WINK AT A GUY AND THEN GO HOME WITH HIM.
- IS THAT HASKELL LUTZ?
- HEY...YOU.
- DON'T "HEY YOU" ME.
IT'S YOUR OLD BUDDY, PETE.
- PETE!
NO!
LISTEN, I'M EXPECTING SOMEONE,
AND THE LAST THING I NEED RIGHT NOW IS A PETE.
- YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING
WHERE I'VE BEEN THE LAST FEW MONTHS.
- NOT IN THE LEAST.
- I'VE HAD A FEW BUSINESS DEALS GO SOUTH,
SO I'VE HAD TO LAY LOW FOR A WHILE.
I'LL TELL YA, PEOPLE GET REAL TOUCHY
WHEN YOU LOSE THEIR NEST EGG.
- YEAH, WELL, UH, LISTEN, PETE, I WOULD LOVE TO--
- HI, HASKELL.
AND WHO IS THIS?
- WELL, HE--NO, HE WAS JUST--
- HI, I'M PETE.
- OH. - OH.
SO YOU'RE THE MYSTERIOUS PETE.
- I'VE BEEN CALLED WORSE.
- I'M NICKI,
WHICH YOU ALREADY KNEW, BUT I SAID IT ANYWAY
BECAUSE I TALK A LOT WHEN I'M NERVOUS,
AND I'M NERVOUS, SO THAT'S WHY I'M TALKING A LOT.
I'M GONNA GO FIX MY FACE, NOT THAT IT'S BROKEN.
OH, MY GOD! FOR GOD'S SAKE, SHUT UP, NICKI!
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL SHE'S TALKING ABOUT,
BUT I AM LIKING THAT CABOOSE.
- WELL, UNLIKE IT!
LISTEN, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN,
BUT YOU ARE NOT THE PETE SHE THINKS YOU ARE.
- THAT USUALLY WORKS OUT BETTER FOR ME.
- LISTEN, NICKI'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME,
AND IF YOU HAVE ANY DECENCY OR COMPASSION OR--
WHAT AM I THINKING? HERE'S 20 BUCKS.
GET OUT OF HERE.
- 20 BUCKS.
HELLO, RED LOBSTER. - ALL RIGHT.
DAMN, HERE SHE COMES. YOU CAN'T RUN NOW.
LOOK, I'M GONNA CALL YOUR CELL PHONE,
AND YOU MAKE UP SOME EXCUSE TO LEAVE, OKAY?
WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
- I DON'T KNOW. IT'S A BURNER.
- HERE, HERE, HERE. TAKE MY PHONE.
- HEY, I'M BACK. - HEY.
- WELL, MADAM, HAVE A SEAT.
- OH, HASKELL SAID YOU WERE A GENTLEMAN.
- AND A SCHOLAR.
I DO HAVE MY G.E.D.
- WELL, I'M GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE YOU TWO, UH, ALONE.
- WHAT'S GOING ON? WHO IS THAT GUY?
- THAT'S PETE!
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER USED THE NAME "PETE."
- YES, THAT WAS THE ONLY FLAW IN YOUR PLAN.
- PETE, I'M REALLY FLATTERED THAT YOU WANTED TO MEET ME.
I HAVEN'T BEEN ON A DATE IN 17 YEARS.
BECAUSE I WAS MARRIED,
NOT BECAUSE I'M SOME HIDEOUS MONSTER.
AHH, NICKI'S ON THE LOOSE, AHH!
WHAT AM I SAYING TO YOU, PETE? I DON'T KNOW.
CRAZY.
- PLEASE, I COULD LISTEN TO YOU BABBLE ALL NIGHT.
HOLD THAT SMILE.
YELLO.
- ALL RIGHT, THIS IS YOUR EXIT CALL.
MAKE AN EXCUSE AND SPLIT.
- YES, ABOUT THAT,
THE PRICE WENT UP ON THAT PARTICULAR VENTURE.
THE BUY-IN'S NOW 100.
- LISTEN, YOU BLOOD-SUCKING WEASEL, WE HAD A DEAL.
AND A--HELLO? HELLO?
- SORRY, THAT WAS LONDON. ENGLAND.
- OH.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO ENGLAND.
THE CLOSEST I GOT WAS THE ENGLAND PAVILION AT EPCOT.
WE HAD HIGH TEA AND FINGER SANDWICHES.
I HAD, LIKE, 30 OF 'EM.
GREAT, NICKI.
TELL HIM HOW YOU STUFFED YOUR FACE IN FLORIDA.
- LONDON AGAIN. - OH.
- PARDON MOI.
YELLO.
- LISTEN, YOU SON OF A BITCH. THE BEST I CAN DO IS 78 BUCKS.
THAT'S ALL I GOT.
- I THINK I CAN MAKE THAT WORK.
- ALL RIGHT. GET OUT OF HERE.
- THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY BIG DEAL.
- YEAH, ABOUT THAT, IT SEEMS AS THOUGH
MY STOCKHOLDERS HAVE CALLED AN EMERGENCY...
STOCKHOLDING SESSION.
- RIGHT NOW? ISN'T IT A LITTLE LATE?
- NOT IN ENGLAND.
THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS.
WELL, I GOTTA GO AND TRADE MY DOLLARS INTO EUROPES.
- SO, UH, WHAT HAPPENED TO PETE?
- UH, HE BLEW ME OFF.
- WHAT? NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
- UH, NO, HE SAID IT WAS BUSINESS,
BUT I KNOW A BLOW-OFF WHEN I SEE IT.
- WELL, THE MAN IS A FOOL.
LOOK, THE NIGHT IS YOUNG.
WHY DON'T WE HAVE A DRINK AND--
- HASKELL, THAT'S SO SWEET, BUT I DON'T THINK
I'M GONNA BE VERY GOOD COMPANY RIGHT NOW.
- AND THAT'S THE TRUE STORY BEHIND LORNA'S SEWING ROOM.
- I'LL BE SURE TO TELL THAT ONE TO MY CELLMATE.
CAN WE PLEASE GO?
- I'M NOT READY, PHIL.
I SPENT HALF MY LIFE IN THIS HOUSE.
SO MANY GOOD TIMES, SO MANY GOOD MEMORIES.
WHEN I WALK OUT THAT DOOR, THEY'LL ALL BE GONE FOREVER.
SOMEONE'S HERE.
- IT'S THE COPS!
QUICK, TAKE A VIDEO OF ME NOT RESISTING!
- IT'S NOT THE COPS, IT'S LORNA.
HIDE, HIDE!
- THAT'S FUNNY.
I MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN TO TURN THE ALARM ON.
OKAY, FOUND IT.
- GREAT, LET'S GO.
- WHAT'S WRONG, HONEY?
- IT'S WEIRD.
I'VE LIVED IN THIS HOUSE FOR 18 YEARS.
I DON'T QUITE KNOW HOW TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
- YOU SEE?
SHE'S EMOTIONAL TOO.
- MAKE LOVE TO ME.
- YOU GOT IT.
- OKEYDOKEY, WE CAN GO. THIS PLACE IS DEAD TO ME.
- OH, HI, HASKELL. - HELLO, NICKI.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I JUST CAME BY TO SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING.
- OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.
COME ON IN. - YEAH.
- YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,
MY FATHER USED TO CHASE AWAY MY DATES WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
NOW THAT I'M OLDER, APPARENTLY, I CAN DO IT ALL BY MYSELF.
- LOOK, UH, I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH PETE,
BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THERE IS A GUY OUT THERE FOR YOU.
- OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
I FORGOT HOW HORRIBLE AND CRAPPY THE DATING SCENE IS,
BUT IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW.
THE GAMES, THE LIES, GUYS TELLING YOU
WHAT THEY THINK YOU WANNA HEAR.
- I THINK YOU'RE AMAZING.
- YEAH, EXACTLY, LIKE THAT.
- YOU ARE THE FIRST THING I THINK ABOUT
WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND THE LAST THING
I THINK ABOUT WHEN I GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.
- OH, YEAH, THAT'S A CLASSIC.
- NO, I MEAN I AM JEALOUS OF YOUR SHOES
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CLOSE TO YOU EVERY DAY.
- I HAVE NOT HEARD THAT ONE YET, BUT I'M SURE IT'S COMING.
- NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU IS THAT I--
- HASKELL, I KNOW, I KNOW.
"DON'T GIVE UP HOPE.
IT'LL HAPPEN WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT."
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, I GET IT.
I SO APPRECIATE YOU COMING BY, BUT I'M SORRY, I'M JUST BEAT.
- OH, UH, OKAY.
- YOU KNOW, THERE IS ONE GOOD THING THAT CAME OUT OF THIS.
- OH? - I FOUND A FRIEND.
GOOD NIGHT.
- GOOD NIGHT, NICKI.
NICKI LUTZ.
MRS. HASKELL LUTZ.
- * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO
- * DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO *
* DOO, DOO, DOO
- * DEE, DOO, DEE, DOO
- * DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO
- YEAH.
- ACME!