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I haven't started off well
in BlueBell,

2
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with sabotaging
the parade

3
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and making an archenemy
of your fiancée.

4
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You know how difficult
this is for me.

5
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Difficult never stopped me.

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I'm so sorry that I
don't know what I want.

7
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We got to figure out a way
to get along.

8
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You're right.
So maybe we
can be friends.

9
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I'd like that.
Yeah.

10
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Sure are taking your time
with that bandage, Doc.

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ZOE:
 I don't understand.

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There must be some single guys
in BlueBell.

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SHELLEY:
 Well, there's always Wade.
 You did nearly hook up

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with him.
Yeah, and that was a mistake,
mistake, mistake.

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ZOE:
 I didn't give Judson a chance.

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Can I buy you
a drink?
Yeah.
Great.

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LEMON:
 Guess it turns out

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we can be friends.

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I don't think we can.

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Why not?

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Because I still love you.

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Ready! Okay!

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(cheer squad chanting)

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ZOE:
Oh, look.

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It's my favorite guy.

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(pig grunts)

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And you, Judson.
How are you?

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Doing well.

29
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Is Bo feeling okay?

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Oh, he's much better.
Right.

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So you're just walking him
'cause he

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makes you
such a ladies' magnet

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or...?
It's homecoming.

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Got to watch team mascot
over the weekend,

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make sure the rival team
doesn't get any funny ideas.

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(chuckles)

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All right.

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Come on, Bo.

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Bye, Bo.

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Big Blue! Big Blue!
Big Blue!

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Big Blue! Big Blue!

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Big Blue! Big Blue!

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* *

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What's wrong now, Happy?

45
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Another bullfrog
in your bed?

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Too many grits,
not enough patients?

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No. This whole
homecoming thing

48
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is bringing me
down, Lavon.

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Oh, come on, now.

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It's football
and family and friends.

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What's not to love?

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Nothing.

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Homecoming is awesome--

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if you're from the town
everyone is coming home to.

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If you just moved
to that town,

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it's just another reminder
that you don't fit in

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and nobody knows you,
blah, blah, blah.

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Hey, hold on.

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I might be able
to help you out with this.

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See, every year,
Lavon Hayes hosts

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the Thursday night
pregame party.

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Folks just love my crab dip,

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my mix CDs,

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my apple martinis.

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Thing is, I'm a little
overextended at the moment.

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You know, coach's mama took ill,
he had to leave town,

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asked me to take over for him.

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Is there an assistant coach
for that kind of stuff?

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Assistant coaches don't always
win homecoming games.

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NFL champions,
on the other hand...

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That's right--
you're very special.

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I get it.

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How is this helping me?

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You can host the party.

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Give you
a chance to, uh,

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participate
in the town festivities.

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I've never
thrown anything

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this big by myself before.

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You know what?

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I have a friend in New York--

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she's a professional
party planner.

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I'll call her
and ask for advice.

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Yeah.

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Uh, no, you don't need
a professional.

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It's pretty much just, uh,
chips and salsa,

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whatever beer is on sale
at the local Dixie Stop.

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Look, here's, um,
my usual shopping list

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if you want to use it
for a jumping-off point.

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Thanks, Big Z.

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Well... thank you.

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We need to talk.

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I'm meeting some friends
for breakfast.

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It's rude to be late.

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Lemon, I told you I loved you.

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Now, you-you can't
just ignore me.

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ANNABETH:
...right into
Kimmy's garage door.

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I mean, we all know
she likes to sing in the car

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with her eyes closed,
so that's crazy.

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Oh. (chuckles)

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So what are y'all
talking about?

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Sophomore year.

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Homecoming weekend.

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Wasn't that the most fun?

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Suppose I don't remember.

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Don't remember?

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You almost burned down
the football stadium.

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LEMON:
That was
a long time ago.

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Might as well have been
a different person.

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So... what time is everyone

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going over to Lavon's
tomorrow night?

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Well, I'm afraid
that George and I

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won't be attending the party.

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My poor fiancé is still
hobbling around on crutches

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thanks to that terrible
crossbow incident,

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and I just don't feel right
leaving him all by himself.

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You are such
a good person, Lemon.

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Well, I try.

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I do.

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Mimosa.

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Not a waiter, Lemon;
bartender.

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Thank you.

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(door opens)
MAN (chuckling):
Yeah!

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What's happening, man?

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Good to see you.

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What's going on, man?

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No way.

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(phone ringing)

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Hey, Wade.

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Don't tell me you need
another divorce already.

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Guess who just walked
into the Rammer Jammer.

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Jimmy Praboo.

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Jimmy Praboo?
Well, get out of town.

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Are you sure it's him?
Oh, 100%.

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I could smell the stench of evil
a mile away.

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Guess you know what this means,
don't you?

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Don't tell me
you still have the list.

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Waiting in my drawer

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the last ten years.

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Nobody--but nobody--

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puts heat rub
in George Tucker's jock

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and gets away with it.

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Yeah, that was a, uh...
that was an unfortunate week.

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So you in?

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Hell, yeah.

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But I'll tell you what--
why don't you come over

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to Lemon's instead?
'Cause she's cooking.

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There's always
way too much food.

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How's 7:30 sound for you?

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I'll see you then, Mighty Mouse.

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Later on, Donkey Kong.

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(phone beeps, line ringing)

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(cell phone ringing)

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(phone beeps)
WOMAN: Hello, darling.

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I'm having sex
with Ryan Gosling right now.

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He says hi.

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Oh, should I call back, or..?

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Never. Even if I were

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having sex with Ryan Gosling,
I would

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kick him out of bed
just to talk to you.

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That is how much I love you.

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Now, tell me everything.

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What has become of my poor,
sweet, exiled little waif?

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Have you succumbed to a life

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of hayrides
and chicken-fried steaks?

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No. And it's not that bad.

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I'm surviving.

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Actually, the reason
I called you

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is because I'm throwing
a party tomorrow night,

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and I need your advice
on something.

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Ask away, darling.

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Okay, let's say

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you were in the market
for a Jell-O mold.

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Is there a certain flavor
that's better than the others,

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or do all molds
pretty much taste the same?

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I'm sorry.
I think the connection's bad.

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Did you just say Jell-O mold?

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(knocking)

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Zoe, you have a minute?

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I'm going to call you back,
okay?

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Bye.

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(phone beeps off)

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This is, uh,
Colby Slaughter,

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starting quarterback
for the BlueBell Blue.

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He just puked
on the field.

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Bummer.
How do you feel now, Colby?

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(coughing)

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Not too good.

188
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Your eyes are pretty watery.

189
00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,223
Have they been
bothering you all day?

190
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Since yesterday.

191
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I thought it was just a cold,
but then my stomach

192
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started hurting
this morning and...

193
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It sounds like you
just caught a bad flu.

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Like a 24-hour
kind of flu?

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Maybe... but you shouldn't
practice anymore today.

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You don't want
to overexert yourself.

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But I have to practice.

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The game is only
two days away.

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LAVON:
Now, now, Colby.

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It's just a game.

201
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Your health is more important
than football.

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He'll be okay by Friday, right?
Two whole days off.

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I'll have Addy run a blood test,
make sure there's no infection.

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But just to be safe,

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you'd better prep your
other quarterback.

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But Joey sucks.

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00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,992
Yeah, he does, Colby.

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Yeah, he does.

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WADE: Lemon.
(snaps fingers)

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Another beer.

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You snap those fingers at me
one more time, Wade,

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I swear to God I will chop them

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off that dainty
little hand of yours.

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Hey, come on,
now, y'all.

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Let's... let's
try and remember

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who the real enemy
is here.

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00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,545
Not my enemy.

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00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:59,813
I don't even remember
a Jimmy Praboo.

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He was three years
ahead of us

220
00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:02,415
when Wade and I
joined the football team,

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and he took it
upon himself

222
00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,219
to make our lives miserable.

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00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,922
I mean, he would steal our
jerseys, he would make us...

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00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,824
make us late to practice,
and he would put

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shaving cream
in our helmets.

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Tell her about the heat rub.

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00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:19,199
Let's just say
that he deserves

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what is coming to him.

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But who cares?

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It was a million years ago.
Hey.

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I care.

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Yes, of course
you care, Wade,

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'cause you're still a child.

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00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,844
But, George, honey, it's...
it's beneath you.

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It is.

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A little bit.

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You're right.

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But there is a sense of justice
being done here,

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and I am a lawyer,

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and, Lemon, you
do not understand

241
00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:42,455
the pain that was...

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There was a...
there was a burning.

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It was... it was just a...
it was a burning.

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Which is why I still say
we go with number four.

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Can't even read this.
This says, uh, uh...

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"Fill his locker
with tarantulas"?

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00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,869
And you realize...

248
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,938
he doesn't have
a locker anymore.

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So we fill his car
with tarantulas!

250
00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:02,876
Though I guess that would take
twice the amount of tarantulas.

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00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,878
I know a guy who can
get them on the cheap.

252
00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,614
Okay. What
else we got?

253
00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:09,116
I still think
number six is doable.

254
00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:12,219
All we need's a helicopter
and a tiny monkey.

255
00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,188
Oh, for heaven's sake.

256
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,632
Lemon... help us.

257
00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:26,867
What? Excuse me?
What?

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00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:29,002
You are a natural at this,
sweetheart, and you know that.

259
00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:31,138
And nobody ever pulled off a
prank quite like Lemon Breeland.

260
00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,973
I-I still don't know
how you got that cow

261
00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,441
into Mrs. Gleason's
office,

262
00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:36,777
but watching her try to lure
that thing down the stairs--

263
00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,378
that was amazing.

264
00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:39,647
Okay, for the record,

265
00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:41,649
Mrs. Gleason was being
terribly unfair

266
00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:43,516
about allowing me
to retake the vocabulary test.

267
00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:44,918
She had it coming.

268
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,920
So does Jimmy Praboo.

269
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,021
No.

270
00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:50,057
No.

271
00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,671
Gigi!

272
00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,539
You said
Jell-O mold,

273
00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,508
I heard nervous breakdown.

274
00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:09,576
I can't believe you're here.

275
00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,011
The flight
was only two hours.

276
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,647
Pierre let me borrow his plane,
so it was easy-peasy.

277
00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,949
Oh, before I forget...

278
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,051
ZOE:
Zabar's?

279
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:20,620
I figured BlueBell
doesn't do bagels.

280
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,155
There's kosher salami
in there, too.

281
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,824
That's your favorite, right?

282
00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,759
Can I kiss you?
Would that be weird?

283
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,662
So I want to hear
about you

284
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,197
and BlueBell

285
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,365
and this amazing party
you're throwing.

286
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,601
I don't know how amazing
it's going to be.

287
00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:35,836
It's basically just
a football thing.

288
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,537
The town's gearing
up for a big

289
00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:38,872
homecoming game
this weekend.

290
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,507
Homecoming. Adorable.

291
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,743
It's... it's like
 Friday Night Lights,

292
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,078
but without all
the depressing parts.

293
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,315
Wow.

294
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,683
So, then, your party

295
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,519
is, like,
a big deal.

296
00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:55,723
I hereby offer you my official
party planning services,

297
00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,657
free of charge.

298
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,426
You're welcome.

299
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,930
You wanting to help
is so sweet,

300
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:06,399
but I don't know if BlueBell
is ready for a full-scale

301
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,769
Gigi Godfrey event.
I'm still trying to fit in here.

302
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:09,937
So we'll do it just right.

303
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:12,740
Just wait. By this
time tomorrow night,

304
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:15,475
Zoe Hart is going

305
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,477
to own BlueBell.

306
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:18,912
Cheers!

307
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,339
Oh. Omelet or scramble?

308
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,775
I've gotten pretty
good at both,

309
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,843
although the soft boil
still eludes me.

310
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,044
Why are your
shoes green?

311
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,847
I have no idea.
I'm not even awake.

312
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,482
Sorry about that.
It's my bad.

313
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,785
I had the lawn greened up
for the party tonight.

314
00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,152
You know, wanted the place
to look nice.

315
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,620
I'm sorry,
I couldn't hear you,

316
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,722
what with the crazy football
uniform you're wearing.

317
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,257
(chuckles)
I'm going to practice.

318
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,794
Yeah, I thought this might
help inspire the kids.

319
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,996
Lord knows,
they're gonna need it.

320
00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,697
You're inspiring me right now.

321
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,000
Lavon, this is my friend Gigi.

322
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,268
She's helping me with the party.

323
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,736
Gigi, this is Lavon.

324
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,406
Your shopping list was
so helpful, Lavon.

325
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,474
Thanks for the great tips.

326
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,876
My pleasure.

327
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,277
Oh, another word
to the wise.

328
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,480
Double up on the crab dip.
It's a crowd pleaser.

329
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,849
Good to know.

330
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,650
Have fun, you two.

331
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,920
(Lavon and Gigi chuckle)

332
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:36,689
I see why you had

333
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,291
to bring Lemon in on this.

334
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,727
(sighs)
Why are you making such a
big deal out of this, huh?

335
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,329
I mean, the three of
us used to hang out

336
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,763
all the time back
in high school.

337
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,932
Yeah, back when she was fun.

338
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,066
She still is fun.

339
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,434
She is just stressed out,
all right?

340
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,136
She's got the holidays
coming up and, you know,

341
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,237
she's got all the
wedding plans.

342
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:51,504
Look, this is a chance for her

343
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,206
to blow off some steam
and have a good time.

344
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,242
She doesn't know how to have
a good time anymore, man.

345
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,977
She's-she's-she's stiffer
than a...

346
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,612
(door opens)
Do not finish that thought.

347
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,781
Afternoon, gentlemen.

348
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,916
Hey.

349
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,288
Who wants tuna fish
and who wants turkey?

350
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,391
Oh, baby, you didn't have to go
through all this trouble.

351
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,926
Turkey's got cheese,
though, right?

352
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:13,961
Of course, sweetheart.

353
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,195
Hey, this is supposed

354
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,763
to be a strategizing
session, not a pic...

355
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,531
(lotion squishes)

356
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,000
a picnic.

357
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:22,402
What's this?

358
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:25,105
That is the official
BlueBell itinerary

359
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,306
for homecoming weekend.

360
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,774
If you flip to page
three, you will see

361
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,042
that Jimmy Praboo
is officiating

362
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,578
the coin toss
at the game this Friday night.

363
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,645
Now, that is where

364
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,381
we want to get him.
Hey, Lemon?

365
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:37,350
We don't need a location
for the prank. We need a prank.

366
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:41,788
And the key to pulling off a
perfect prank is specificity.

367
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,090
I cannot practice proper

368
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,925
psychological warfare
until I understand

369
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,894
the psyche of who
I'm dealing with.

370
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,561
Now, she's just making up words.

371
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:49,796
If you want my help

372
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:50,964
in destroying Jimmy Praboo,

373
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,066
I need to know
his Achilles Heel.

374
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,702
His fatal flaw, if you will.

375
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,337
Jimmy's real vain.

376
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,605
He's a real

377
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,207
pretty boy type.
He never left

378
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,809
the locker room without making
sure every hair was just so.

379
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,744
He used a lot of mousse.

380
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,814
Oh... that is perfect.

381
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,382
What is perfect?

382
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,718
Boys, I'm gonna need
some Fun Sip...

383
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,853
Blue Raspberry.

384
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,462
That would be fabulous.

385
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,796
I owe you one, Tom.

386
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:24,864
Ciao, darling.

387
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,266
Hi.
Hi.

388
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,134
Tom?

389
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,036
Colicchio.
I'm flying him in,

390
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:32,005
but only if we like his
menu more than Susan's.

391
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,273
Take a look.
Well, I see

392
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,674
you're keeping everything
under control.

393
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:37,010
Just read the menu and
tell me you're not in love

394
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,211
because I am in love.

395
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,014
And I am going to exercise
my veto power.

396
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,283
On which one?
All of it.

397
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,618
Gigi, it's too much.
I know these people.

398
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:46,719
Seared octopus is not going to

399
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,887
appeal to their palates.

400
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,022
Maybe you're
underestimating them.

401
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,023
Trust me, I'm not.

402
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,959
Fine. Then it's your

403
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,860
responsibility to help them.

404
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,063
Show them what they've been
missing all their lives.

405
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,897
Let your New York flag fly!

406
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,999
They don't like
my New York flag.

407
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,167
They don't even like my shorts.

408
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,601
Sweetie, can I be honest?

409
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,003
From what you've told me,

410
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:06,073
you've spent a lot of time and
effort trying to fit in here,

411
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,274
but it hasn't
worked; you've got

412
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,675
one friend,
and you pay him rent.

413
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,610
There's also Shelley...

414
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,512
rapidly becoming
a legitimate acquaintance.

415
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,413
Maybe it's time

416
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,048
to show this town the real you,

417
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,316
the amazing you,

418
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:19,386
and let them fall in
love with that person--

419
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:20,653
the way I did...

420
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:24,657
the way the best city on the
entire freaking planet did.

421
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,326
New York loves Zoe Hart!

422
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:29,329
New York really did love me,
didn't it? We totally hung out.

423
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,064
Damn straight!
You rocked that city,

424
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,566
and you could do
the same here, but not

425
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,235
if you're afraid
to give people

426
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,370
your best stuff.
Do you trust me?

427
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,339
I do...

428
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,374
Excellent.
Now, let's discuss cocktails.

429
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,410
Okay.

430
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,181
Hey, Zoe.

431
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:54,721
Care to share?

432
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,323
Nothing to tell.

433
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,425
He's the local veterinarian;
we almost went out on a date,

434
00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:59,826
but then we didn't, because...

435
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:00,860
Because he's gay?

436
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,829
What?! No!
Oh, honey,

437
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:03,963
(laughing): please!

438
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,566
What, what are you doing?

439
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,903
Hi, I'm Zoe's friend, Gigi.
Hi.

440
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,839
We're throwing a party tonight
at Vaughn's house,

441
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,042
and we would love
for you to come.

442
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,309
That does sound like fun.

443
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,211
Unfortunately,
I got to watch a pig tonight.

444
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,447
The more the merrier!
See you at 8:00.

445
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:25,552
(clears throat)

446
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,087
See? Gay.

447
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,121
You're insane.

448
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:31,858
(chuckles)
(text alert sounds)

449
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,160
Oh! How could this
possibly happen?!

450
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,128
My backup quarterback is out,
too!

451
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,796
ZOE:
Flus are contagious.
Viruses spread.

452
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:41,268
And these boys are literally on
top of each other all day long.

453
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:44,204
It's unfortunate,
but not that surprising.

454
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,306
Is there some kind
of mysterious

455
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,108
quarterback flu
I don't know about?

456
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,809
Like swine flu or bird flu?

457
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,144
None that are

458
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,480
registered with the CDC,
but I can double-check.

459
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,148
Please do!

460
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,917
Because Lavon Hayes
does not accept defeat!

461
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:01,288
Unless he doesn't have
any quarterbacks to play,

462
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:03,556
in which case,
Lavon Hayes is screwed.

463
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,726
Well, Colby's lab work came back
negative for group A strep.

464
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,329
I can run more tests,
do a culture for pertussis,

465
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,563
see if I missed anything.

466
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:14,467
(raised voice):
If only Colby were here...

467
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:22,309
Oh, look at that.
Colby's here.

468
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:25,245
For the record, I didn't let him
on the field.

469
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,846
Colby, I told you to stay in bed

470
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:27,980
and get some rest.

471
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,416
I'm just watching.
In case I feel

472
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,017
better tomorrow,
I want to be ready.

473
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,185
Yeah, well, in
the meantime,

474
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,020
you could be infecting
the entire team

475
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,055
with whatever it is
that you have.

476
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,625
Colby, go home!

477
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,327
Joey, go home.

478
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:43,663
Everyone else,
you're all getting a physical.

479
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,165
Who's first?

480
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,466
Get out of the way!
Me first!

481
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,067
Hey, hey,
one at a time.

482
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,736
Out of the way!
(clamoring)

483
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,205
Look out, Bob!
No, no, no, no.
Me first.

484
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:05,718
Oh, no.

485
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:06,886
Yay! You're home!

486
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,589
I got the best hookup for
cater waiters in Mobile.

487
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:13,092
Those two were dancers in that
movie with Cher and Christina.

488
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,761
So much dirt.

489
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,630
Gigi, I have just had
the longest day.
I know.

490
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,099
I expected you home forever ago.
But don't worry,

491
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,501
I've got it
under control.

492
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,470
Although the fact that
you haven't even mentioned

493
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,071
my dress yet
is deeply upsetting.

494
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,973
I'm sorry. It's great.

495
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,475
I knew you'd love it.

496
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:29,776
Still finishing up my face.

497
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,644
Wait until you see
what you're wearing.

498
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:34,547
Uh, but I don't, I don't,
I haven't thought about...

499
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,648
Ta-dah!

500
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,984
I saw it at Bergdorf's
yesterday and had

501
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,085
to get it for you.

502
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,320
Doesn't it remind you

503
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,155
of that dress you wore
at Zach's party?

504
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,791
Zach's party. Um...

505
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,126
This is going to beat it.
The people here

506
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,362
are going to die when
they see you in this.

507
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:52,965
They're going to erect
a statue in your honor.

508
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,133
(phone rings)

509
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,636
Talk to me.

510
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,111
Okay.
And you got the wrench?

511
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,714
You know, I'm a little sick
and tired of being treated

512
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,449
like an underling
in this operation.

513
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:14,187
As of yet, I don't have
any reason to believe, Lemon,

514
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:17,190
that your ideas are
any better than, say mi...

515
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,057
Whoa!

516
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,659
(laughs)

517
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,361
Cool!

518
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,162
Oh, that is more than cool.
It's effective.

519
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,165
If I were to turn that hose
on you right now, it'd stain

520
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,434
your skin bright blue!

521
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,935
You are freaking amazing.

522
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,470
I'll admit it's got style,

523
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,004
but I still don't see how
we're supposed to smuggle

524
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,207
a garden hose into a football
stadium full of people

525
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,375
without getting caught.

526
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,943
Oh, sweet, simple Wade,

527
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,211
your mama must've

528
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,247
dropped you on your
head as a child.

529
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,614
(chuckles)

530
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,182
Here's how it's gonna go down,
soldiers.

531
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,319
Tonight, while Jimmy's out
to dinner with his Nana Betsy,

532
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,421
we are going to break
into his hotel room

533
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,889
and fill the showerhead
with the powder.

534
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,091
After dinner,
he'll come back to change.

535
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,760
He's a pretty boy, right?

536
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,895
There's no way that he'll go
straight from dinner with Nana

537
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,997
to Lavon's party
without a quick shower.

538
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,499
Two seconds under that spray,

539
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:02,134
and he will be blue as a Smurf
for the whole weekend!

540
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,436
And he'll stay home.

541
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,238
Game over.
Oh, he will

542
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,773
opt out of Lavon's for sure.

543
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,541
But he can't
miss the game.

544
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,177
After all, he is officiating
the coin toss.

545
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:12,579
He has to be there.

546
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:19,118
She's back, ladies
and gentlemen!

547
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,254
Wait!
Wait a second.

548
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:24,223
Okay, all right,
all right. Oh, baby!

549
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,192
Quick, quick,
put me down!

550
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:29,596
(laughing):
Oh, my God!

551
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,464
* *

552
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:39,138
Welcome everyone!

553
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,540
Enjoy our signature cocktail.

554
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:43,376
A blue moon for the fabulous
people of BlueBell.

555
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:46,212
Why is it purple?

556
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:49,316
Blue is so blah, and purple
just pops, don't you think?!

557
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,883
It's the crème
de violette

558
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,452
that gives it the color.

559
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,886
It tastes good.

560
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,589
I promise.

561
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,625
Hm-mm.

562
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,561
Good Lord!

563
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,696
It's like a bordello threw up
in the mayor's house.

564
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,865
We went
with a bold color palette.

565
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,500
I think it looks pretty.

566
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,568
Lavon's gonna love it.

567
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,537
You mean, he hasn't seen it yet?

568
00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:12,204
No. He's still
at practice.

569
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,607
(wry chuckle)
Oh...

570
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,445
DASH:
Zoe! This party is

571
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,712
capital F for fabulous.

572
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,582
Molecular gastronomy
in BlueBell!

573
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,717
I'm gonna give it
a rave in my blog.

574
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,853
Then again, I'm probably
the only one in this town

575
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:29,789
who appreciates
a good truffle foam.

576
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,424
(chuckles)

577
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,193
I don't understand this food.

578
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,462
It's foamy!

579
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,597
Foamy faux hoagies?

580
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:40,733
It-It's just not right.

581
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,203
Hi.
Judson!

582
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:45,338
Hey, you came.

583
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:46,506
Yeah. A purple drink!
This is fancy.

584
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:47,874
Where's Bo?

585
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:49,742
I thought he was your
responsibility all weekend.

586
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,744
My cousin is watching him
this weekend.

587
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,381
Were those guys in Burlesque?

588
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:57,550
Love that movie.

589
00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:21,708
Jimmy Praboo.
Twelve o'clock.

590
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:36,489
(whispering):
Wait. There's the shower.

591
00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:38,858
Next comes the scream.

592
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:39,859
(Jimmy screams)

593
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,127
(stifled laughter)

594
00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:42,495
(shower curtain rattles)

595
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:43,496
(loud thud)

596
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:46,399
(shower still running)

597
00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:49,402
That can't be good.

598
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:57,777
Seared doesn't mean hot.

599
00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:00,813
I just want chicken fingers.

600
00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:05,117
I hear you have
a new friend in town.

601
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:08,788
No big deal. I thought
we were friends, but...

602
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,289
whatever.

603
00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:11,924
You can have two.

604
00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:14,126
However, your lack
of chicken fingers?

605
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,128
That's unforgiveable.

606
00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:20,933
Is that a fanny pack?

607
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:23,402
I needed a place to
store my cell phone,

608
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:26,105
and I like to use
two hands when I dance.

609
00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:28,407
You don't wear that thing
in public; it's rude.

610
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,577
Rudimentary...
in its convenience.

611
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,579
Nice to see you, Wanda.
(whimpers)

612
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,681
I can't believe you actually
defended that thing.

613
00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:36,716
My eyes are still
recovering from the sight.

614
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:38,485
Come on.
She's really nice.

615
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:43,923
We need to talk.

616
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:47,760
What on earth were
you thinking, girl?

617
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,462
This party is... whew.

618
00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:51,831
There are no words.
I'm so, so sorry.

619
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,866
I was just trying to take
BlueBell to the next level.

620
00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:56,235
But instead I made it bad
and wrong, and I'm pretty sure

621
00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:57,937
one of the cater waiters
flashed the minister,

622
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,139
so I think I'm actually
going to hell.

623
00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:02,208
What should I do?
I don't, I don't know, Zoe.

624
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,410
Uh, I gotta come up with
a game plan for tomorrow.

625
00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:07,179
Look, maybe you should just
consider this a life lesson

626
00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:08,447
and shut it down.

627
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,749
Shutting it down.
Done and done.

628
00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,183
That is the best idea ever.

629
00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:12,652
What was the best idea?

630
00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:14,754
My idea.
Where the party ends.

631
00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:16,789
Now.
What are you talking about?

632
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,457
It's not even 10:00.
ZOE:
Gigi...

633
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,226
the party didn't work.

634
00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:21,694
Excuse me?

635
00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:23,630
This party totally works.

636
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,197
It's these people
who don't work.

637
00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:26,766
Gigi.

638
00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:28,334
Look, I'll have you know that
these are the finest people

639
00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:30,803
this side of Alabama, now.
Oh, so we're grading on a curve?

640
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,338
I know you did not
just say that.

641
00:24:32,338 --> 00:24:33,840
All right, you two, just stop,
all right? Calm down.

642
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,476
My party is amazing.
I think you mean my party.

643
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,646
I think you both mean my party.

644
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,380
Zoe.
What?

645
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:43,683
Shutting down.
Right now.

646
00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:46,152
You must be kidding me.

647
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,520
You...

648
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,121
(grunts)

649
00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:51,023
(knocking)

650
00:24:57,129 --> 00:24:58,264
What are you doing?

651
00:24:58,264 --> 00:24:59,532
I need your help.

652
00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:00,933
I can't. I promised Lavon

653
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,535
that I would shut
down this party.

654
00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:04,671
What the hell are you doing?

655
00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,539
It's a medical emergency, Doc.

656
00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:07,874
Lemon might've killed someone.

657
00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:35,702
See? This is what happens
when you unleash Crazy Lemon.

658
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:37,236
Oh, my God, I'm going
to prison, George.

659
00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:39,939
Do you know what they do
to girls like me in prison?

660
00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:41,273
I do.

661
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:44,143
Oh, shut up, Wade. This is all
your fault in the first place.

662
00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:45,645
Okay, let's just all
try and calm down, here.
This is my fault?

663
00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:47,413
All I wanted to do was
pants a dude at a party.

664
00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:49,515
Then suddenly, you're on board,
and we're breaking and entering,

665
00:25:49,515 --> 00:25:51,083
and, and murdering people.

666
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,152
(clears throat)

667
00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:54,253
He's not dead.

668
00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:55,554
Thank goodness.

669
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:56,723
He is, however, blue.

670
00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:58,725
That part was intentional.

671
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,327
Yeah. Does he have a concussion?
Anything like that?

672
00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:03,462
Just a gnarly bump on his head.

673
00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:05,131
But other than that, he's fine.

674
00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:08,134
Except that he is blue,
and that is still problematic.

675
00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:11,403
That part, Dr. Hart, is frankly
none of your business.

676
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:14,273
I'm not the one who's asking.

677
00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:17,576
Then I saw myself in the mirror,
and I was all... all...

678
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,545
Blue.
Blue.
Yeah.

679
00:26:19,545 --> 00:26:21,013
That was freaky.

680
00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:22,949
So I tried to rush out of there.

681
00:26:22,949 --> 00:26:24,917
Guess I must have slipped.

682
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,219
Headfirst. Right through
the shower curtain.

683
00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:28,888
Jimmy? Um...

684
00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:30,389
We can't apologize enough.

685
00:26:30,389 --> 00:26:32,825
All right? It was supposed to
be a harmless little prank.

686
00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:34,961
After all the stuff you
did to us in high school.

687
00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:38,765
But obviously...
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

688
00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:40,066
I know you guys!

689
00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:43,002
Wade Kinsella and George Tucker.

690
00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:44,570
Man, I ain't even
recognize y'all.

691
00:26:44,570 --> 00:26:46,673
Probably 'cause you weren't
swirling our heads around

692
00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:48,240
in a toilet bowl.
Shh.

693
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,776
What? He started it.

694
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:51,310
You guys are ridiculous.

695
00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,646
You could have caused
some serious damage.

696
00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:55,047
I can call the sheriff for you.

697
00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:57,383
ZOE:
I'd be happy to do so.
No, I get it now.

698
00:26:57,383 --> 00:27:01,587
This is payback
for that heat rub thing, right?

699
00:27:01,587 --> 00:27:03,355
(clears throat)
Huh?

700
00:27:04,390 --> 00:27:06,993
Nice! You boys come a long way!

701
00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:07,894
(laughing)

702
00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:10,629
Look at.... You got
me good. Boom!

703
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,164
(chuckling)
I'm blue!

704
00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:13,700
WADE:
Yep. You sure are.
I'm blue.

705
00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:14,734
Yeah.
Blue's blue.

706
00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:16,202
(giggles)

707
00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:19,038
All right, then. What say
we all go over to Lavon's?

708
00:27:19,038 --> 00:27:20,306
No!
No!

709
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:23,042
How could you even consider
going to a party right now?

710
00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:25,277
I mean, how insensitive
can you be?

711
00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:27,479
It doesn't matter anyway,
because the party is over.

712
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:28,881
How do I know the party's over?

713
00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:31,350
Because I'm going back
to end it right now.

714
00:27:36,622 --> 00:27:38,457
I'd go for some flapjacks.

715
00:27:38,457 --> 00:27:39,591
Yeah.

716
00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:41,694
I could. I could.

717
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,467
I'm down.
(laughs)

718
00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:50,669
* *

719
00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:58,344
Where the hell did you go?

720
00:27:58,344 --> 00:27:59,278
I am so sorry.

721
00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:01,680
I was called to
a medical emergency.

722
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,049
Well, I don't need
this right now.

723
00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:05,651
I got the, the coach
on the phone upstairs.

724
00:28:05,651 --> 00:28:07,153
You were supposed to
help me tonight, Zoe,

725
00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:09,221
not make things harder for me.

726
00:28:14,761 --> 00:28:18,530
Everybody out!

727
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,666
Go!

728
00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:21,934
Good-bye.

729
00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:23,502
Thanks for coming.

730
00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:25,805
Nice blue colors.

731
00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:27,639
(turntable scratches)

732
00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:28,941
This is the worst

733
00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:31,043
homecoming party this
town has ever seen,

734
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,112
and the one in '92
was hit by a tornado.

735
00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:37,649
Well, I will just make sure
that everybody remembers

736
00:28:37,649 --> 00:28:39,385
who hosted this travesty.

737
00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:42,822
Don't forget your party favor.

738
00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:44,356
Where the hell is Gigi?

739
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:48,861
Oh.

740
00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:50,562
JUDSON:
Zoe.

741
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,598
Hey.

742
00:28:52,598 --> 00:28:54,500
Good news!
He's not gay!

743
00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:08,781
You get my messages last night?

744
00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:13,052
Lemon.

745
00:29:14,854 --> 00:29:16,889
All right, just so you know?

746
00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:19,625
I didn't come over because it
felt like you want to be alone.

747
00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:23,429
It wasn't because I was more
interested the flapjacks.

748
00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:27,800
Okay, fine. I really,
really wanted flapjacks.

749
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,001
But...

750
00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:31,770
I'm not mad at you, George.

751
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,605
Are you sure?
'Cause you seem mad.

752
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,174
I'm mad at myself.

753
00:29:35,174 --> 00:29:36,909
I shouldn't have gotten involved

754
00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:38,744
in that stupid prank
in the first place.

755
00:29:38,744 --> 00:29:41,480
I knew it was
a bad idea, and then...

756
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,415
to have Zoe Hart,
of all people, call me an idiot

757
00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:44,450
and have she be right.

758
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:45,818
Zoe doesn't know
anything about it.

759
00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:47,386
We were just having fun.

760
00:29:47,386 --> 00:29:50,256
But I don't want to have that
kind of fun anymore, George.

761
00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:51,590
I'm over it.

762
00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:53,792
Now look, I just...

763
00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,462
I just thought you missed it.

764
00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:59,899
I mean, being a free spirit,
and-and-and rebelling and all.

765
00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:02,101
I just...

766
00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:06,005
You just seemed so much
happier back then.

767
00:30:07,073 --> 00:30:09,541
Well, of course I was happy.

768
00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:11,210
I was 16 years old.

769
00:30:11,210 --> 00:30:14,246
It's easy to be footloose
and fancy-free when you have

770
00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:16,515
no responsibilities,
but that does not mean

771
00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:18,684
that I'm not happy now.

772
00:30:18,684 --> 00:30:20,319
Listen, I like

773
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:23,055
clipping recipes
and making dinners,

774
00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:25,491
and I'm excited about this
new chapter in our lives.

775
00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:26,492
And so am I.

776
00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:29,328
I just thought that...

777
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:33,365
Listen, you just
thought... that...

778
00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:36,602
I could be everything,
all the time, forever.

779
00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:40,940
I... can't be a wild child
and a mature woman,

780
00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:43,142
and I don't want to be.

781
00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:45,945
I-I don't want to be reckless.

782
00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:48,147
Believe me.

783
00:30:50,149 --> 00:30:51,450
It never ends well.

784
00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:10,502
What the hell is wrong with you?

785
00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:13,839
Is it 100% necessary
to be yelling right now?

786
00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:15,141
You destroyed my friend's house,

787
00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:16,642
and you abandoned
your own party.

788
00:31:16,642 --> 00:31:18,044
I thought it was your party.

789
00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:19,211
Then you slept with my vet.

790
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:20,779
I didn't mean to sleep with him.

791
00:31:20,779 --> 00:31:25,084
I was doing a little recon to
confirm his sexual orientation--

792
00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:26,953
for your benefit,
I might add--

793
00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:28,820
and things got
a little out of control,

794
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,289
which shouldn't be a big deal,

795
00:31:30,289 --> 00:31:33,125
considering you've never
even been out with the guy.

796
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:35,727
You're acting like...
Like what?

797
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,396
A morally stable individual,

798
00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:39,865
who knows the difference
between right and wrong?

799
00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:41,533
Yeah. Super judgy.

800
00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:43,402
Like all those jerks
who came over last night.

801
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,737
Just because the people
didn't like your party,

802
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,273
doesn't make them jerks.

803
00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:49,741
Attacking someone for matching
their sweater to their shoes,

804
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,277
on the other hand...
Oh, please.

805
00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:54,013
How is that any different from
the time that you made fun of

806
00:31:54,013 --> 00:31:56,215
that girl for wearing
rhinestone cowboy boots?

807
00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:58,117
What girl?
What are you talking about?

808
00:31:58,117 --> 00:31:59,418
Last year.
Angie's party at Tenjune.

809
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,819
Don't act like
you don't remember,

810
00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:02,688
because I can find it
on YouTube....

811
00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:04,957
Oh. Where's the bathroom?

812
00:32:08,494 --> 00:32:10,696
That's one classy lady
right there.

813
00:32:11,964 --> 00:32:14,600
I don't know
how to apologize to you.

814
00:32:15,701 --> 00:32:16,868
Ah, forget about it.

815
00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:18,570
I got bigger fish
to fry right now.

816
00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:20,839
With my QB still sick,

817
00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:22,108
may have
to forfeit the game.

818
00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:23,842
GIGI:
God. It's like

819
00:32:23,842 --> 00:32:25,711
a thousand degrees in here.

820
00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:27,079
Don't you people have A/C?

821
00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:28,714
What, do you have a cold
or something?

822
00:32:28,714 --> 00:32:31,517
I think I'm just hungover.
But it doesn't make any sense,

823
00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:34,253
considering I didn't
even drink last night.

824
00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:35,721
What's going on there?

825
00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,256
I have no idea.

826
00:32:37,256 --> 00:32:40,426
Oh. It must be from the grass.

827
00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:42,728
What were you doing rolling
around in the grass?

828
00:32:42,728 --> 00:32:44,363
Oh, my God.

829
00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:46,065
Did you have sex
with the vet outside?

830
00:32:46,065 --> 00:32:47,299
What vet?

831
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:48,667
What, you mean your vet?

832
00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:50,469
We started outside.

833
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:53,339
Then we moved inside.
It was a whole thing.

834
00:32:53,339 --> 00:32:55,207
She slept with your vet?

835
00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:56,942
I can't believe
I'm asking this,

836
00:32:56,942 --> 00:32:58,510
but is it possible

837
00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:04,216
that you ingested some
of the grass while you were...?

838
00:33:04,216 --> 00:33:06,685
Oh, yeah, I guess
it's possible.

839
00:33:08,087 --> 00:33:09,921
I mean, position-wise...

840
00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:11,257
No, no, no,

841
00:33:11,257 --> 00:33:13,192
no.

842
00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:16,528
Lavon, the people
who greened your lawn

843
00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:18,764
for the party,
did they also green the field

844
00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:20,099
for the big game?

845
00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:23,035
They sure did.
That's where I got the idea.

846
00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:26,372
ZOE:
 Organophosphate poisoning.

847
00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:28,774
The chemicals on the field
are what made you sick.

848
00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:31,810
General exposure won't
cause you any harm,

849
00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:33,479
but you guys are quarterbacks,

850
00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:35,247
so you're probably always
licking your fingers

851
00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:37,349
to get a better grip
on the ball, right?

852
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,151
Which means they've been
basically eating the poison.

853
00:33:39,151 --> 00:33:40,686
Over and over again.

854
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:43,255
I'm going to give you guys
an atropine injection.

855
00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:45,924
Should make you feel better.
Good enough to play tonight?

856
00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:48,927
It might take a few hours
for the atropine to kick in,

857
00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:50,529
but you should be fine.

858
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:51,630
LAVON:
Whoo!

859
00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:55,467
Lavon Hayes is back
on track, baby! (chuckles)

860
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,377
Gigi?

861
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,469
Come to wish me luck?

862
00:34:30,469 --> 00:34:33,038
How dare you tell me
that you love me.

863
00:34:33,038 --> 00:34:34,740
Excuse me?
We are not children, Lavon.

864
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:39,311
We can't just go around saying
everything that's on our mind,

865
00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:41,180
doing whatever we want,
acting reckless.

866
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:42,448
I was just being honest.

867
00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:43,949
Don't be honest.
Be a grown-up.

868
00:34:43,949 --> 00:34:45,317
What constitutes
being a grown-up

869
00:34:45,317 --> 00:34:47,018
in your opinion?
It's easy.

870
00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:49,688
You keep your
feelings inside.
Control your urges.

871
00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:51,123
You do what's right even
though it feels wrong.

872
00:34:51,123 --> 00:34:52,758
So you admit
that it feels wrong.

873
00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:54,993
I am not getting sucked
down this rabbit hole
with you, Lavon.

874
00:34:54,993 --> 00:34:57,729
Just promise me you're gonna
stop acting crazy, okay?

875
00:34:57,729 --> 00:35:00,132
No more outbursts.
Just promise me, Lavon.

876
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:08,106
We can keep our feelings
inside as long as you want to.

877
00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:13,245
Doesn't mean
they don't exist.

878
00:35:32,731 --> 00:35:35,634
(sobbing)

879
00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:45,611
you dyed your skin
our school colors.

880
00:35:45,611 --> 00:35:47,479
I mean, talk about
team spirit.

881
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,348
JIMMY:
Oh, yeah, that's right.

882
00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:50,549
(people murmuring)

883
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:01,360
ZOE:
There you are.

884
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,230
I was too sick to go home.

885
00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:05,631
But don't worry,
I've checked

886
00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:08,234
into the Whippoorwill
Blossom Bed and Breakfast.

887
00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:10,602
The owner has six cats...

888
00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:11,603
(sneezes)

889
00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:14,240
...which as you know
I'm allergic to.

890
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,408
So, now I'm nauseas,
green and sneezing.

891
00:36:16,408 --> 00:36:18,944
Atropine. Should help
with your stomach problem,

892
00:36:18,944 --> 00:36:22,147
although you're going
to have to find another
solution for the cats.

893
00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:23,782
Is this hysterical to you?

894
00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:26,718
No. You just remind me of
me when I first got here.

895
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,787
But now you love
BlueBell, right?

896
00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:31,189
You want to marry it and have
its little redneck babies.

897
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,691
I wouldn't say that,

898
00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:34,860
but I definitely don't
hate it as much as I used to.

899
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:36,762
I guess I've changed,

900
00:36:36,762 --> 00:36:39,231
which is why this whole thing
isn't completely your fault.

901
00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:40,699
Do you think?

902
00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:42,133
You were right.

903
00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:44,202
I used to love
going out with you.

904
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,272
Getting dressed up,
the trendy food,

905
00:36:46,272 --> 00:36:49,408
the occasional mocking of the
fashion challenged individuals.

906
00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:51,543
It was the best.

907
00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:53,679
But, I don't know, last
night it just didn't--

908
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:55,381
it didn't feel
like me anymore.

909
00:36:55,381 --> 00:36:57,583
You defended a fanny pack.

910
00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,150
I know. That was weird.

911
00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:03,522
The truth is, I don't--
I don't think I fit in here,

912
00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:07,793
but I'm not sure that I fit
in New York anymore either.

913
00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:09,528
I'm kind of nowhere
at the moment,

914
00:37:09,528 --> 00:37:12,163
which is really scary,
but not your fault.

915
00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:15,367
I'm sorry
I yelled at you.

916
00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:17,836
All is forgiven,
my little ladybug.

917
00:37:20,171 --> 00:37:22,040
And I'm sorry
I slept with your vet.

918
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,344
That's really not okay.

919
00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:27,813
But I forgive you, too.

920
00:37:27,813 --> 00:37:30,616
Thanks for these.

921
00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:33,919
I'm going to check out, collect
my complimentary needlepoint

922
00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,787
and get on the next flight

923
00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:37,155
back to New York.

924
00:37:37,155 --> 00:37:39,925
Call me when you come back home.

925
00:37:51,202 --> 00:37:53,004
You gonna bring
your pom-poms tonight?

926
00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:57,543
Well, got to show my
school spirit, George.

927
00:37:57,543 --> 00:37:59,311
After all, I was
head cheerleader.

928
00:37:59,311 --> 00:38:01,613
Oh, you don't have
to remind me of that.

929
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:04,182
First time I saw you
in that little outfit,

930
00:38:04,182 --> 00:38:05,617
I knew I had to marry you.

931
00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,686
You were always a sucker
for a short skirt.

932
00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:13,325
Look, I want you
to know that you...

933
00:38:13,325 --> 00:38:15,794
you don't have
to be everything for me.

934
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:20,799
We don't need to talk
about it anymore.

935
00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:24,403
I may not ever be good enough
to deserve you, George Tucker,

936
00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:28,507
but I'm going to spend
my life trying.

937
00:38:28,507 --> 00:38:31,510
That's a promise.

938
00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:47,192
Hey, you, uh, going to the game?

939
00:38:47,192 --> 00:38:49,695
I can't. I've got some stuff
I have to do.

940
00:38:49,695 --> 00:38:51,697
Besides,
I'm pretty wiped out.

941
00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:53,732
Must have been some party.

942
00:38:53,732 --> 00:38:55,534
Did, uh,

943
00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:58,737
Judson show up?

944
00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:01,172
He did.

945
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:04,109
Y'all hook up?

946
00:39:05,711 --> 00:39:07,813
What? It's just a question.

947
00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:10,549
Not that it's any of your
business, but no, we did not.

948
00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:13,752
I don't think Judson
and I were meant to be.

949
00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:15,654
Well, it's probably
for the best.

950
00:39:15,654 --> 00:39:17,523
I always thought
that guy was gay.

951
00:39:30,969 --> 00:39:32,938
LAVON:
Hello?

952
00:39:32,938 --> 00:39:34,072
(sighs)

953
00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:42,113
What... Is all this for me?

954
00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:44,249
I thought you could
invite some friends over

955
00:39:44,249 --> 00:39:46,251
to celebrate the big win.

956
00:39:46,251 --> 00:39:47,919
Congratulations, by the way.

957
00:39:47,919 --> 00:39:51,790
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

958
00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:53,191
Oh.

959
00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:55,794
Is that crab dip?

960
00:39:55,794 --> 00:39:57,896
I bought extra.
It is a crowd pleaser,

961
00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:00,599
after all.
You didn't have
to do all this.

962
00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:03,201
I know, but I wanted to.

963
00:40:03,201 --> 00:40:06,304
You are a good
friend, Lavon.

964
00:40:06,304 --> 00:40:07,673
You're probably my best friend

965
00:40:07,673 --> 00:40:09,941
in the whole world
at the moment. No pressure.

966
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:15,614
Well, as long as I don't
have to go shoe shopping,

967
00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:18,450
that's fine
with me.

968
00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:21,219
Wow.

969
00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:22,454
Hey.

970
00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:24,322
Hmm?
Do you have any more

971
00:40:24,322 --> 00:40:27,793
of those Zabar's garlic
toasty thingamajigs, would you?

972
00:40:27,793 --> 00:40:30,896
I'm sure I do. Why?

973
00:40:30,896 --> 00:40:34,666
Oh... Now imagine how good they
would taste with my crab dip.

974
00:40:36,635 --> 00:40:37,636
Ah, yeah!
Ah, yeah!

975
00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:39,838
(both laughing)

976
00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:41,106
Oh...

977
00:40:42,107 --> 00:40:44,042
Mmm.
That is good.

978
00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:46,044
That's pretty good.
That's quite tasty
right there.

979
00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:48,547
You gotta try some of the crab
dip that you love so much.

980
00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:49,815
I think so. Should we
go green, or what?

981
00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:51,883
Wait, let me see if I
can get this up there.

982
00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:53,418
Here we go.

983
00:40:53,418 --> 00:40:55,554
Oh! Passed to the fridge.

984
00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:57,255
Oh!
Oh!

985
00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:58,724
Yeah!