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You're the mayor?
Lavon Hayes, the linebacker.

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George Tucker.

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This why you stopped our
 little frolic the other night?

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You got googly eyes
for golden boy George?

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LEMON:
 Zoe Hart has flipped some
 New York switch in you,

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and you are just not
the same person anymore.

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LAVON:
 We are at your
 engagement party.

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You know how difficult
this is for me.
Difficult never stopped me.

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LEMON:
 This needs to stop.
 I can't handle it.

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What do you want from me here?
I'm trying to move on,

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and-and you won't let me.
(crying)

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* *

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Really? Even Christmas
has to be Dixie?

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We honor every holiday
in our own BlueBell way.

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Santa's sleigh
with a gun rack?

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LAVON:
Maybe he hunts deer.

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It's a noble hobby.
Yeah, which one?

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Donner? Blitzen? Rudolph?

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No, no.
Rudolph's nose lights up.

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It makes him too easy
to track.

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It's unsportsmanlike.

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Okay. I'll have them
take it down.

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Oh!

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"Oh!" what?

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Rose and Frederick Dean.

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Maybe he dumped
Magnolia Breeland

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and he's asking her out.

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Do you find it a little odd
how invested you are

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in the love lives
of 14-year-olds?

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(clears throat)
Okay.

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Here we go.

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So?
No.

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Oh. Then what?

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We were just talking
about school.

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Fredrick's still
totally into Magnolia,

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and I'm still just
the flat-chested nobody

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who gives him answers
to our geometry homework.

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LAVON:
Are you crazy, Rose?

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No, no. You get back out there,
you give him hell.

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'Cause winners never quit.

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Okay.

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No guts, no glory!

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What? I spent half my life
in a locker room.

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Look, I'm sorry, Rose.

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That sucks.
Yeah, and the
worst part is

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that everyone knows
Magnolia's a shoe-in

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to win the Miss Cinnamon
Cider Pageant,

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so now the whole town
will love with her, too.

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But hey, I'm on the drama club

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tech crew, so I get
to help build the stage

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she's gonna win on.

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Merry freaking Christmas.

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Never say die, Rose!

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Okay, stop.

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That's all I got.

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(sighs)

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So I wrapped up
the Maliska case yesterday.

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Oh, that's excellent.

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(sighs)

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Oh, Magnolia still
needs gloves.

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We really need to
rethink her accessories.

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You know, it's the one
where I was defending the guy

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who was falsely accused
of tax fraud?

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And of course, we still
need hair and nails.

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Do you think we should
drive to Mobile for her hair,

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or stay local?
I mean, Mobile

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obviously would do
a better job, but

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sitting across the salon
from her competition

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would definitely
psych them out.

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I lost the case.
Judge gave the guy the chair.

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That's a shame.

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I know.
Wait, what?

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Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

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This time of year is
just so crazy for me,

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and I have to help Magnolia win
the pageant, just like I did,

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and that means that my
workload is doubled now.

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Speaking of which, hey,

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when is the tree going to be
delivered for town square?

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Wade's guy is going
to deliver it this morning.

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I still can't believe I let
you talk me into letting Wade

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provide the most important
decoration for the town square.

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Baby, I promise you are going
to get a beautiful, 18-foot

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Douglas fir,
just like you wanted.

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Even Wade Kinsella is too scared
of you this time of year

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to screw that up. Okay?

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MAGNOLIA:
Hey, George.

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Hey.

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Lemon, I thought we were
going shoe shopping.

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We absolutely are.

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Shoe shopping.
Sounds like fun.

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Okay, baby, please...

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try and remember the holidays

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are supposed to be about joy.

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Okay.
You have a good day.

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Thanks for taking me shopping.

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But you've got
a lot going on, so...

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you can just give me
the money to go alone.

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I won't mind.

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I'm sure you wouldn't,
but our family legacy

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is at stake. Plus...

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I want to be there with
you every step of the way,

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just like Mama was
for me. Okay?
Okay.

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* *

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What if I forget
how the dance goes?

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Lemon, sweetheart, you've gone
over that dance so many times,

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you've worn out the rug.

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Oh...

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Just be your radiant self,

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and trust me, you will win that
Miss Cinnamon Cider Pageant.

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Like you did,
when you were my age.

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Just like.

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Here.

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For good luck.

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You are gonna wow those judges,
and carry on our family legacy.

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Everyone knows a few
minor scrapes and bumps

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come with the territory of
rhythmic gymnastics, right?

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I guess. Never been
to that territory.

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Since it's a sprain, you're
going to have to stay off

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your ankle for at
least two days, okay?

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Two days? Oh, no, no, no.

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She's performing
in tomorrow's pageant.

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I'm sorry. I'm sure every
pageant has one injury victim--

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you're it.

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She was practicing gluing
on her false eyelashes,

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for the pageant

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Well, now all the boys think

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she's winking at them.

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Let's just say I have seen

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some texts
on her cell phone

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that I wish I could un-see.

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In my day, regular
batons were enough,

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but now everyone
wants flaming.

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Four hours of yodeling
practice every day

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and now laryngitis!

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Can you fix her?

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Are you sure you want me to?

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Now, Wade, this
Christmas tree

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is the centerpiece of Lemon's
town square decorations,

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and I promised her...

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And I promised you.

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For you to doubt me,
George Tucker,

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that I'll come through...

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well, that hurts my feelings.

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Well, I'll tell you this:

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Lemon doesn't get that
Christmas tree soon,

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your feelings are going
to be the last thing

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you should be worried about.

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I'm terrified.
I'm just saying.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Hi.
Hi.

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It is 80 degrees out there.

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The elves are melting.

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I miss New York.

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I bet you do, especially
this time of year.

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You know, the tree
at Rockefeller Center,

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and the smell of chestnuts
roasting in the air...

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Yeah.

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I guess I'm making
new holiday traditions.

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Like sweating through
three pairs of underwear.

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(laughs)

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ZOE:
Mm-hmm. That happened.

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Hey. Listen.

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I've been meaning to ask you.
I have this case,

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and there's a
medical issue involved,

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and I was wondering if you

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might want to help me
with some of the research.

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Help you? Really?

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I mean, it would be like
an unpaid consultant

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type of thing, you know.

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And I wouldn't want it to
interfere with your work hours

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but maybe we could do it
after your office closes.

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You know, it should only
take a couple of nights.

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I could probably swing that.

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Really?
Mm-hmm.

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Great. How's, uh...
Tuesday night sound?

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I mean,
I promise you we will have

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the best takeout that
Fancie's has to offer.

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Tuesday sounds great.

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There you are, my love.

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(clears throat)
What are you two
talking about?

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Zoe's just gonna help me out
with that malpractice suit

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I was telling you about.

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That's fantastic news.

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Uh, anyway,
I went shopping

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for Magnolia's pageant shoes,

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and I found three wonderful
options, but the best part is,

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I found a dress

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for our rehearsal dinner.

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Isn't this the cutest thing?
GEORGE:
Yeah.

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Right?
Yeah.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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This must be torture for you,
me talking about my wedding.

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Torture? No.

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The accent is kind of a

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fingernails-on-the-chalkboard
thing, but...

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Listen. I just want
to let you know

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that it does not make you
any less of a woman

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that you yourself
have no wedding plans.

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Or a boyfriend.

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Or even the prospect of one.

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Because that little doctoring
job you have can keep you

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busy for years to come, and

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we have a great tradition of
dignified spinsters down here.

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Lemon.

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George. Lemon.

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A pleasure, as always.

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Rose.

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Put down the hammer.

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It is time someone showed
those Breeland girls

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that there are other people
that matter in this town.

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I agree.

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Because you are
an incredible girl.

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Every bit as deserving of
Fredrick Dean's attention

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as Magnolia.

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And what better
way to get it

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than by winning the Miss
Cinnamon Cider Beauty Pageant.

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Come on.

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We've got work to do.

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and their hair.

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Well, I don't want to
go all pageant-y, okay?

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I want to wear
my hair like this.

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And wear something
really comfortable,

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so it's easy for
me to clog in.

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I'm sorry, clog?
Mm-hmm. For my talent--
clog dancing.

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Oh, but I brought
some other stuff

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if you want to see
what else I can do.

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Yeah. Let's see that.

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(playing tunelessly)

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(tapping noisily)

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And... clogging it is!

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I definitely don't think other
contestants will clog dance,

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do you, Lavon?
I hope not.

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Uh, I mean, to keep Rose's

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competitive edge.
Rose, let's take a break,

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and we will talk about it
over lunch. Okay?

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(shoes tapping)

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She has ten talents,

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each one worse
than the one before.

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ROSE:
* Silent night *

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* Holy night *

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(shoes clattering)
* All is calm *

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* All is bright.. *

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Uh-oh.

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"Silent Night"?
Holy crap, you can sing!

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She has got the
voice of an angel.

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Oh.
Say "ah."

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Ah...

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But she won't
sing in public.

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I have begged, and I have
pleaded, but she's too scared.

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I'm just hoping that
with my coaching,

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the clog dance will
be enough to win.

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Only if by coaching
you mean you're gonna bribe

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the judges.

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(laughing)

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(coughing)

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Susie, you have bronchitis.

258
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,734
I'm going to write
you a prescription

259
00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,135
and send you home to bed.

260
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,538
Oh, no can do. It's my
busiest time of the year.

261
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:41,074
So many little pageant
hairs to coif.

262
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,676
Been booked for months.
But listen,

263
00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:45,879
if you want, I can try
to squeeze Rose in

264
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,015
for an appointment tomorrow.
I could make her hair

265
00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:51,184
look like a three-tiered
chocolate sponge cake.

266
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:54,421
But that pageant
is still gonna be won

267
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,724
by Magnolia Breeland, right?

268
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,228
Katie Lynn just texted me
the funniest news.

269
00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:04,832
Rose Hattenbarger is entering
the Miss Cinnamon Cider Pageant.

270
00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,466
Wonder who gave her the idea?

271
00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:08,435
I guess Dr. Hart
is couching her.

272
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,137
Oh, so Zoe Hart is helping her?

273
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:11,538
I guess.

274
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,807
Okay, let's see-- there
are three judges, right?
Uh-huh.

275
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,575
Delia Ann we know
will vote for you.

276
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:16,576
Dash DeWitt--

277
00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:17,978
he and Zoe share that same

278
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,246
perverse obsession
with New York City.

279
00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,448
He might be harder
to get on our team.

280
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,984
That leaves... the mayor.

281
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,687
(whispers):
The mayor.

282
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,990
Excuse me, darlin'.
Okay.

283
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,926
Lavon.

284
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,763
Yeah?

285
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:38,265
I understand that
Zoe Hart is helping
Rose with the pageant.

286
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,533
Yeah, I caught that little
item on CNN, too.

287
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:44,404
I know that you two are friends,
and I assume that a smart man

288
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,007
like you will be objective
in judging the pageant.

289
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,542
I assume a smart
woman like you

290
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,345
wouldn't try to flirt
with one of the judges to
influence his decision.

291
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:55,548
Flirt? I don't know
what you're insinuating...

292
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,219
Lemon, I will vote for whomever
I think is the best girl.

293
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,354
And I resent you using
our personal history

294
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:05,859
to try and change that.
I was doing no such...

295
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,761
You are an arrogant ass.

296
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,596
Well, you are a
manipulative little...

297
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,364
Don't...!

298
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,967
Don't you dare.

299
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,474
I do not care who elected you.

300
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,144
This is not the way that
a Nativity should look.

301
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,914
Miss Breeland, now maybe if you
stop shouting for one minute,

302
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,715
I could help you
with your problem.

303
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,518
My problem, Mr. Mayor, is that
a raccoon broke into the manger

304
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:34,855
in the middle of the night and
at the arm off the baby Jesus.

305
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,757
As if he didn't suffer enough.
Well, I'm sure we can fix it.

306
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,459
The point is,
that your new administration

307
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,995
is dropping the ball
on matters of security.

308
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,865
Security? Ma'am, I am
the mayor, okay,

309
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,433
not the raccoon catcher.

310
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,436
That right there is the reason
why no one I know voted for you.

311
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,605
Because you don't know where
your priorities should be.

312
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,041
Now if you'll excuse me,

313
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,609
I have to papier-mâché
an arm back onto our savior.

314
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,278
Do what you have
to do, ma'am.

315
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,480
I mean, I was trying
to help, and...

316
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,384
Miss Breeland?

317
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,694
Wade, I got your call.

318
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:15,929
Please tell me
this emergency

319
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,430
has nothing to do with
the Christmas tree.

320
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,900
Okay, so I got the tree,
and, uh, and, uh,

321
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,936
and it's a Doug fir,
just like you...
just like you wanted.

322
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,072
Great.
Well, it's not exactly

323
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:27,040
to specifications.

324
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,511
George, I swear to God,

325
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,180
I told the guy 18 feet.

326
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,848
But maybe he's got that

327
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,783
number disease
where you hear...

328
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,852
There's no disease
like that, Wade.

329
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:39,920
Could be.

330
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,388
Oh, my God, I promised Lemon

331
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,823
a huge Christmas tree
for town square.

332
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,358
This is...
She's going to freak out.

333
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,327
It's not a problem, man,
I got another connection.

334
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,795
This guy-- he's
got tons of trees.

335
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,597
Big ones.

336
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:51,764
You can see them from space.

337
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:55,068
You just come by later
with your truck,

338
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,803
and we'll go get one.

339
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,071
Hey, you know who'd love
this tree?

340
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,607
Charlie Brown
is a cartoon character, Wade.

341
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:03,343
Yeah, you're probably right.

342
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:08,448
I tell you, Ashley,
the South is dead.

343
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,549
It's dead.

344
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,385
The Yankees and the
carpetbaggers have got it,

345
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,820
and there's nothing
left for us.

346
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,422
Oh, Ashley...

347
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,730
LEMON:
That's good enough
for now, Magnolia.

348
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,432
Don't want you
to get stale.

349
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,334
(quietly):
It's in the bag.

350
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,503
Hey, Frederick.

351
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,306
Oh, hey, Rose.

352
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,075
She's great, isn't she?

353
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,843
Magnolia's a born actress.

354
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,311
Oh, guess what?

355
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,580
I was going through
Dash DeWitt's video history,

356
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,250
and Gone with the Wind
is his favorite movie.

357
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,055
Magnolia, that was awesome.

358
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:51,258
You're like as good
as Katherine Heigl.

359
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,793
Let me get you
a beverage.
Okay.

360
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,663
Oh, Rose Hattenbarger.

361
00:14:56,663 --> 00:15:00,000
Get your own contest,

362
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,502
and your own boyfriend.

363
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,204
Mm-hmm. Bye.

364
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,611
Frederick doesn't want me.
He never will.

365
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,147
I don't know why I'm even
in this competition.

366
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,548
I'm never going to win.

367
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,757
Another chicken popper, Dash?

368
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,159
Now you've already let me

369
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,927
eat most of them.

370
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,496
(chuckles)

371
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,831
Hey, you know, I'm helping
my friend, Rose Hattenbarger,

372
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,700
with the beauty pageant.
Oh.

373
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:37,004
We were just saying how
generous it is of you to
volunteer to be a judge.

374
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,471
Giving up your
valuable time.

375
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,507
Doing... whatever it
is that you do.

376
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,509
Dr. Hart, I'll let you in
on a little secret.

377
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,711
I'm a sucker for a girl
in a sparkly dress.

378
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,346
Is that right?
Mm-hmm.

379
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:49,216
Which would explain why I saw
 La Cage Aux Folles 16 times.

380
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,717
I'm sure.
Mm-hmm.

381
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,520
You know, it just so happens
that my mother is a publicist,

382
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,688
and one of her clients
is Bernadette Peters.

383
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,124
(gasps)

384
00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:00,360
I love, love, love me
some Bernadette.

385
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,794
Next time you're in New York,

386
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,797
maybe I can have my mom
arrange for a backstage visit

387
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,333
with Ms. Peters.
Dr. Hart--

388
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:09,169
if I didn't know
any better,

389
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:12,672
I'd say you're trying
to bribe me into voting
for your friend Rose.

390
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,674
Bribe? No.

391
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,444
Well, I'm sorry,
but I cannot be bought.

392
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,012
Good day.

393
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,154
Rose, it's Zoe.

394
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,821
You need to start
picturing yourself

395
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,558
doing the clog dance number
in a sparkly dress.

396
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:36,029
Wade, these are the woods.

397
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,831
You said this was
a Christmas tree farm.

398
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,300
No, I implied it was.

399
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,203
These woods belong to the
dad of a girl I used to...

400
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,905
be cozy with.
He and I became buddies.

401
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:50,043
He's not going to give a damn
if we take one of his trees.

402
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,882
You want to talk to me
about this?

403
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,251
No. It's Lemon's. Put it back.

404
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:03,956
Okay, so who's this girl that
you used to be cozy with?

405
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:06,926
Her name was Stella.
Owns a bait shop.

406
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,495
No one special.

407
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,597
Yeah, well, that goes
without saying, doesn't it?

408
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:13,200
I mean, geez, Wade, you have
been with a lot of women.

409
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,202
I mean, there was
Tina the stripper...

410
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,437
I'm sorry, I'm sorry--
the exotic dancer.

411
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,806
No, my friend,
Tina was a stripper.

412
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,509
Vicki Carter, Diane Knox, the
Hollis twins, both of them.

413
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:23,543
They were twins?

414
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,545
I thought I was just
really drunk.

415
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,280
I think you've
been with pretty much

416
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,082
every single woman in this town.

417
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,517
And you've
been with the same one

418
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:31,751
for the last
eight billion years.

419
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:35,488
And now your truck
is her cosmetics case.

420
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:38,024
So whose life is better,
I ask you?

421
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,426
Oh, I get it, Wade.

422
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,060
You think you're having
a good time,

423
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,595
think you're having
a lot of fun,

424
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,964
but seriously, you ever thought
of just finding a nice girl

425
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,499
and actually settling down?

426
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,635
What is this,
 The Oprah Show?

427
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:49,902
Look, do me a favor.

428
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,472
Pull the truck over
and let's chop down a tree.

429
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,706
Fine.

430
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:59,078
Maybe that was your lipstick.

431
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,687
I went to the dress shop.

432
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,422
They were all out
of Rose's size.

433
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,658
Dotty told me that
you bought them all.

434
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,393
I wanted Magnolia
to have choices.

435
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:14,694
Yeah? Well, guess what?

436
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,563
I am so glad that you bought
all those dresses

437
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,465
because I've got this hot
little Chloe in my closet

438
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,933
with Rose's name all over it.

439
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,204
The pageant legacy of the
perfect Southern Breeland girls

440
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,339
ends this year.

441
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:37,317
Rose, forget clog dancing.
You're going to have to sing.

442
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,653
(chain saw roaring)
George, are you...?

443
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,555
What is that noise?

444
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:45,192
Babe, babe, I'm in the car.

445
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:48,861
No, that's-- that's just some
idiot on a motorcycle.

446
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,831
No, babe, look, I'm going to
have to call you back, okay?

447
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,766
All right, love you.

448
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,575
Hi, George.

449
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:05,445
Um, I know that I agreed
not to call you

450
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,781
while you're working up there
in New York, but...

451
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,584
Hey, I'm right in the middle
of a settlement conference.

452
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,153
Is this urgent,
or can I call you back?

453
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,023
Yes, sure. Bye.

454
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,292
I'm really sorry.

455
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,928
I'll call you later, okay?
I love you.

456
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,535
(sobbing)

457
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:34,507
Excuse me, Miss Breeland.

458
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:38,110
Miss Breeland,

459
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,079
you-you all right?

460
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,814
I'm fine.

461
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,183
I'm fine.

462
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,387
I-I know we barely
know each other,

463
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:50,790
but sometimes it's
easier to talk

464
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,925
to a stranger.

465
00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:01,868
So you're upset because
a critic didn't like

466
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,471
the Daphne Theater Company's
revival of A Doll's House?

467
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:07,307
The doll in that photo
is my mother.

468
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,478
She left us 12 years ago.

469
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:17,384
Said she wanted to pursue
her career as an actress.

470
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,120
She never came back.

471
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,257
All this time
I thought

472
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,858
maybe her dreams had come true.

473
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:28,928
Because...

474
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:32,932
why else wouldn't you contact
your husband?

475
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,935
But it turns out that
she's 30 miles away.

476
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:40,873
And not once did she bother
to contact us.

477
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,010
Not once.

478
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:47,013
I'm sorry.

479
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,348
That is awful.

480
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,916
She is awful.

481
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,921
Well, I am never going to think
about that woman

482
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,023
for the rest of my life.

483
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,134
I-I know that things

484
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:12,305
may seem confusing and wrong,

485
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,307
but she was your mother.

486
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:18,311
You can't not
think about it.

487
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,513
She had this way
of making me feel

488
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:26,018
like I was the most important
thing in the whole world.

489
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,254
And I loved her so much.

490
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,923
She used to call me
her little angel.

491
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:34,661
Uh, Miss Breeland,
I'm so sorry.

492
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:38,498
(sobbing)

493
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,010
Well, I do have

494
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,479
to hand it to you.

495
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,280
The tree is pretty awesome.

496
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,149
Well, don't thank me,
thank Stella from the bait shop.

497
00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:00,953
See, my friend, playing the
field does have its benefits.

498
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,221
Take your word for it.

499
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:04,857
Yeah, well,
Lemon's gonna be...

500
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,158
(siren whoops)

501
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,395
(car approaching)

502
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,705
Evening, Sheriff.

503
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,239
There, uh...
seem to be a problem?

504
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:21,508
Oh, yeah.

505
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:22,842
There's a big problem.

506
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,644
Should've known
it was you, Kinsella.

507
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,045
Oh, hey there, Mr. Reese.

508
00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:27,847
How's Stella doing?

509
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:28,981
Just fine.

510
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:31,250
Ever since I said
if you ever saw you her again,

511
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:32,819
I'd shoot you dead.

512
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:37,990
Okay, maybe her dad
didn't exactly love me.

513
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,058
You're under arrest.

514
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,461
I'm thinking about running.

515
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:44,731
Do... not... run.

516
00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:46,365
Okay.

517
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,513
I'm sorry.

518
00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:02,515
About losing my
temper earlier.

519
00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:04,484
You were right.

520
00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:07,219
I might've been flirting.

521
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,788
Shouldn't have.

522
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,823
I shouldn't have
reacted that way.

523
00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:13,560
I know how charged
this time of year

524
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,429
is for you, emotionally.

525
00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:18,431
Have you told your daddy?

526
00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:20,567
Anyone? About...
what you found out

527
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,134
about your mama last year?

528
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:23,970
I prefer not to think about it.

529
00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:27,139
If I do,
I'll just remember the woman

530
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:30,777
I spent my whole life looking
up to was a coward and a liar.

531
00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:32,579
We can't pretend
to understand

532
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,313
what makes people do
the things they do.

533
00:23:34,313 --> 00:23:36,483
But shame can be a hard thing.

534
00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:39,752
I mean, she left her
family to be a big star.

535
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,454
Maybe she doesn't know
how to face you.

536
00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:43,590
Well, that's just her loss,
isn't it?

537
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,892
Yeah, it is.

538
00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,598
Lemon...

539
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,866
I'm here...

540
00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:55,802
if you ever need
to talk about it.

541
00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:00,973
Thank you.

542
00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:04,176
You always know what to say.

543
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,693
* Let earth receive her king! *

544
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:22,962
You forgot again.

545
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:25,031
Receive... right?

546
00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:29,368
Like you are the earth,
receiving its king.

547
00:24:29,368 --> 00:24:31,403
* Receive her king *

548
00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:32,872
* Let ev... *

549
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:35,842
Do you really think that I
should sing a Christmas carol?

550
00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,910
Dash DeWitt
is the swing vote, okay?

551
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:40,813
Magnolia is doing a monologue
from Gone with the Wind--

552
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:43,149
which, apparently, Dash
just loves, loves, loves.

553
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:44,817
He loves, loves, loves
show tunes, too.

554
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,385
Why don't I sing a show tune?

555
00:24:46,385 --> 00:24:48,655
We're already skating on thin
ice with the sparkly dress.

556
00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,657
Come on, Rose,
let's go over it again.

557
00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:53,125
But this time,
I want some emotion.

558
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,894
(sighs)

559
00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:57,463
The Yankees and the
carpetbaggers have got it,

560
00:24:57,463 --> 00:25:00,199
and there's nothing
left for us!

561
00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:02,268
Oh, Ashley!

562
00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:03,402
Tears?

563
00:25:03,402 --> 00:25:04,503
Where are the tears?

564
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,406
I don't know how
to get tears.

565
00:25:07,406 --> 00:25:08,675
Well, then pull a nose hair!

566
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,009
Magnolia, come on!

567
00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,778
You can do it. You can hit
that note, if you try.

568
00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:14,080
* Her king! *

569
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,915
Yes!
No!

570
00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:19,686
Scarlett would never have
her arms down by her side.

571
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:21,554
Like this--
hm-- okay.

572
00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:23,522
Her arms would be out here,

573
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:26,258
like the delicate wings
of a bird.

574
00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:27,359
Now do it like that!

575
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,527
Exactly like that.

576
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:29,762
Loud,
like you want them

577
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:30,963
to hear you
in the next county!

578
00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:32,498
Do you think we could
take a break?

579
00:25:32,498 --> 00:25:33,666
Sure.

580
00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:34,867
We could take a fiver.

581
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,302
We could talk about your hair.

582
00:25:36,302 --> 00:25:38,838
How are you
going to do it?
Just like this.

583
00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:40,973
Why? What do you think?

584
00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:45,211
Serious?
You never saw Transporter?

585
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,580
No.

586
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,181
How about
 Transporter 2?
No!

587
00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:54,253
What about Transporter 3?

588
00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:56,355
Wade...

589
00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:58,190
it has been a long night.

590
00:25:58,190 --> 00:25:59,892
I am tired.

591
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:02,261
I do not feel like
talking right now.

592
00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,731
For the millionth time,
George, I'm sorry, okay?

593
00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:07,133
For what,
specifically, Wade?

594
00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:08,534
Is it, getting me a
baby Christmas tree?

595
00:26:08,534 --> 00:26:09,969
Lying about being
best buds with the guy

596
00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:11,638
whose tree we ripped off?

597
00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:14,073
Hey, I...
Oh, no, no, no...

598
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,008
You're sorry for mouthing off
to the sheriff,

599
00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:17,877
and making him
deny us on bail.

600
00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:19,646
That sheriff
was a righteous...

601
00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:21,013
You just need
to stop-- please?

602
00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:22,982
Anyway, I think he violated
some kind of law

603
00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:24,250
by taking away our phones.

604
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,418
I should have been able
to call my lawyer.

605
00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:27,553
Your lawyer was hanging on

606
00:26:27,553 --> 00:26:29,055
to the other end
of a Christmas tree

607
00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:30,322
that you tricked him
into stealing.

608
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,258
I mean, God, Wade!

609
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:33,860
You know, you never
cease to amaze me,

610
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:36,929
'cause you're immaturity
knows no bounds!

611
00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:39,498
Oh, oh, I'm sorry,
'cause you're perfect,

612
00:26:39,498 --> 00:26:40,900
aren't you, golden boy?

613
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,835
Oh, no, wait--
I seem to recall

614
00:26:42,835 --> 00:26:45,705
you shooting yourself in the
damn leg with a crossbow.

615
00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:46,839
And I seem to recall
it was in the process

616
00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:48,875
of saving your stupid life.

617
00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:50,409
Well, good thing
you were there, huh?

618
00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:51,610
You're damn right it was.

619
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:52,779
Over at Zoe Hart's house.

620
00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:53,846
At midnight.

621
00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:55,381
Just... Just... the two of you.

622
00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:59,652
Yeah, that's a long story.

623
00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:02,054
Oh...

624
00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:03,756
Well, you know what?
That's nice.

625
00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:05,792
Because I love stories.

626
00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:11,397
Gentlemen, you can call
someone to pick you up now.

627
00:27:11,397 --> 00:27:13,065
And keep the tree.

628
00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:16,068
Mr. Reese has dropped
all the charges.

629
00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:20,006
And I hope the night in jail
has taught you boys a lesson.

630
00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:22,208
Why, yes, Sheriff, it's taught
me an invaluable lesson.

631
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:23,943
It taught me
that you're a horse's...

632
00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:25,912
Yes, sir. It did, sir.
Thank you so much.

633
00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:27,880
And it will not
happen again.

634
00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:30,717
(mouthing)

635
00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:32,785
Ow!

636
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:35,722
Thank you.

637
00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:38,357
I'm not talking Dolly Parton
big, you know,

638
00:27:38,357 --> 00:27:39,959
but you just need
something that screams:

639
00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:42,128
Hair! Hair!
Like, screams it, you know?

640
00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:43,162
Yeah.

641
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,797
Susie can do it.

642
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,267
That is not good

643
00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:49,702
for so many reasons.

644
00:27:49,702 --> 00:27:51,871
LEMON:
What?!

645
00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:53,339
Could've been any doctor.

646
00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:57,143
I cannot believe that you
would have Susie Collins

647
00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:59,779
close up her shop so
that Magnolia can't
get her hair done.

648
00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:01,848
Susie closed her shop
because she's sick.

649
00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:03,215
I cannot believe that
you bought up

650
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:04,917
every single dress
in Rose's size.

651
00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:08,587
Me?! How about you taking
Dash DeWitt to dinner!

652
00:28:08,587 --> 00:28:10,056
Whole town saw you!

653
00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:12,725
You started it, with the
Scarlett O'Hara monologue!

654
00:28:12,725 --> 00:28:15,294
This pageant is
important to my family.

655
00:28:15,294 --> 00:28:16,963
I respect its integrity,

656
00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:19,832
just like I respect
the integrity of marriage.

657
00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:21,633
And engagements.

658
00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:23,635
What is that
supposed to mean?

659
00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:25,471
It means that everybody knows

660
00:28:25,471 --> 00:28:27,406
that you have been making eyes
at George Tucker.

661
00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:28,941
What? That is insane.

662
00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:30,676
Listen good, Missy--

663
00:28:30,676 --> 00:28:33,846
you can steal my daddy's medical
practice and this pageant,

664
00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:36,115
but you are not gonna steal
my fiancé!

665
00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:39,451
It is not my fault that your
fiancé is flirting with me.

666
00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:40,987
Maybe there's
something about me that

667
00:28:40,987 --> 00:28:43,289
he just isn't
finding in you.

668
00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:45,825
You are... low.

669
00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:48,727
And short!

670
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:49,796
Well, you... are pale!

671
00:28:49,796 --> 00:28:51,597
And you are only
gonna get paler,

672
00:28:51,597 --> 00:28:54,233
when my girl Rose here wi...

673
00:29:02,775 --> 00:29:04,343
(sighs)

674
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:13,252
* *

675
00:29:18,457 --> 00:29:20,326
(clears throat)

676
00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:21,928
Remember me?

677
00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:23,595
I used to be Zoe Hart,

678
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:24,964
levelheaded doctor.

679
00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:28,300
Then Dr. Hart turned
into Miss Hyde.

680
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,602
I don't want to be a pawn
in your war with Lemon.

681
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:33,739
I am done with
Miss Cinnamon Cider.

682
00:29:33,739 --> 00:29:35,141
You're right.

683
00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:37,409
I did turn this into a battle
between Lemon and me.

684
00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:41,047
But it is not just her
that I am mad at.

685
00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:44,583
I am so sorry
I disappointed you.

686
00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:46,518
Please stay in the pageant.

687
00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:48,387
You wear whatever
you want.

688
00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:50,890
You keep your hair
exactly how it is.

689
00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:53,325
And you clog your way
into first place.

690
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:59,465
Well, I guess I better
go get ready then.

691
00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:04,636
(phone beeps on)

692
00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,438
(clears throat)

693
00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:07,907
George, it's Zoe.

694
00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:09,608
Can you meet me
at my office later?

695
00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:11,377
We need to talk.

696
00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:13,545
* *

697
00:30:15,781 --> 00:30:17,850
Magnolia!

698
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,853
Magnolia!

699
00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:24,023
You see, Lemon darling,
I never had a doubt

700
00:30:24,023 --> 00:30:25,257
that you would win
that pageant!

701
00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:26,658
I don't know why
I was so scared!

702
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,460
Of course I won!
Just like you!

703
00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:30,196
And I'm gonna go on,

704
00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:31,864
and I'm gonna be
head cheerleader like you,

705
00:30:31,864 --> 00:30:33,165
and I'm gonna find
a handsome husband,

706
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:35,767
maybe a doctor
or a lawyer,

707
00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:37,336
and we're gonna have
two children

708
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:38,737
and raise them
here in BlueBell.

709
00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:40,873
Just like my mama.

710
00:30:41,874 --> 00:30:44,310
Lemon, sweetheart,
there is nothing wrong

711
00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:46,012
with being a wife
and a mother,

712
00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:48,547
but you-- oh, sweetie--

713
00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:51,918
you have that fire burning
inside you, just like me.

714
00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:54,086
And you are gonna want
more out of life,

715
00:30:54,086 --> 00:30:57,156
and you should let
yourself have it.

716
00:30:57,156 --> 00:30:59,225
'Cause if you don't...

717
00:30:59,225 --> 00:31:05,297
well, that is a disappointment
you will live with forever.

718
00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:13,439
You were looking for me?

719
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:20,812
Magnolia, I am so sorry
for pushing you so hard.

720
00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:24,383
This pageant, this day,

721
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:27,853
just hold so much
meaning for me,

722
00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:29,655
just like it did for mama.

723
00:31:29,655 --> 00:31:31,723
But mama's gone, Lemon.

724
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,525
I know, sweetheart.
I know.

725
00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:39,231
And I wish you all the luck
in the world tonight.

726
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:41,467
And I love you so much.

727
00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:44,003
I love you, too.

728
00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:45,938
But there's somewhere
I need to go.

729
00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:48,107
So, you...

730
00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:49,908
you wow them, Magpie.

731
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,710
Oh, I will.

732
00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,512
(laughs)

733
00:32:00,987 --> 00:32:02,421
Well, who's the message from?

734
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:03,889
Lavon?

735
00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:05,757
Is he coming
to get us, or not?

736
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:09,095
No, it was actually
from, uh...

737
00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:11,197
It was from Zoe.

738
00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:12,264
Oh.

739
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,632
Right.

740
00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:16,002
Secret plans with
the secret girlfriend.

741
00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:18,104
Just lay off, all right?

742
00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:19,871
I mean, why are we even
talking about this?

743
00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:22,041
We're talking about it,
George,

744
00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:24,110
'cause what you're doing stinks.

745
00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:25,511
Ever since Zoe
moved here,

746
00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:27,179
she hasn't gone out
with a single guy.

747
00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:28,614
Why? 'Cause you...

748
00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:31,150
you keep leading her on
with all your stupid flirting.

749
00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:33,019
Well, guess what?

750
00:32:33,019 --> 00:32:34,053
Unless you're planning
on scrapping

751
00:32:34,053 --> 00:32:35,387
your wedding plans
with Lemon,

752
00:32:35,387 --> 00:32:38,257
just back off
from Zoe Hart, okay?

753
00:32:38,257 --> 00:32:39,825
I don't understand why you
care about this so much,

754
00:32:39,825 --> 00:32:43,462
but there is nothing going on
between me and Zoe Hart.

755
00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:50,702
Okay, I admit,
there may be some sparks there.

756
00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:53,339
But it's only because she
reminds me of New York City,

757
00:32:53,339 --> 00:32:55,041
and yes... we may have flirted.

758
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:57,043
A little. And I shouldn't have.

759
00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,477
But let's get this straight.
I am engaged

760
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:01,947
to Lemon Breeland, and nothing
is going to change that.

761
00:33:01,947 --> 00:33:03,649
You see, we love each other.

762
00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:05,084
And nothing, and no one,

763
00:33:05,084 --> 00:33:07,053
can compete with
the history that we have.

764
00:33:07,053 --> 00:33:09,355
We are going to be together.

765
00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:11,090
And we are going
to stay together.

766
00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:13,092
Forever.

767
00:33:13,092 --> 00:33:14,660
You got that?

768
00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:18,697
All right, then.

769
00:33:42,254 --> 00:33:44,156
ALICE:
Okay, you two.
Come on in for supper.

770
00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:48,127
Oh. You guys did
a fantastic job.

771
00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,828
Frosty's so sparkly.

772
00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:50,962
(loud kiss)

773
00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:52,564
Beautiful.

774
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,502
I just love all
the sparkles.
(giggles)

775
00:33:56,502 --> 00:34:00,439
All right, my little angel,
let's go inside for supper.

776
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,587
and flirty with someone when you
are clearly with someone else.

777
00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:18,824
It's misleading, it's
frustrating, and it's not fair.

778
00:34:18,824 --> 00:34:21,593
And I should have never let
myself get swept away in it.

779
00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:23,329
Huh?

780
00:34:23,329 --> 00:34:25,531
I mean, Rose shouldn't have.

781
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:27,833
I mean...

782
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:30,469
in case you didn't know,
Fredrick, Rose likes you.

783
00:34:30,469 --> 00:34:33,139
But you are in a relationship
with Magnolia,

784
00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:35,006
which is fine, then
be in that relationship,

785
00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:36,508
and stop trying to
have it both ways.

786
00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:38,777
Because you are
not worth her time.

787
00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:41,513
She deserves to move on, and
she deserves to have a life.

788
00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:45,684
I just came in 'cause
I have a sore throat.

789
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:48,854
Right.

790
00:34:48,854 --> 00:34:49,988
Sorry.

791
00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:52,191
Let's have a look.

792
00:34:57,996 --> 00:35:00,199
(gasps, sobs)

793
00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:06,872
(knocking)

794
00:35:10,976 --> 00:35:12,811
Mayor Hayes.

795
00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:14,146
What a surprise.

796
00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:16,348
May I come in?
Please.

797
00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:19,084
Hi.

798
00:35:19,084 --> 00:35:21,620
Hi.
I'm...

799
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,722
I'm sorry to just show
up here unannounced.

800
00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:25,757
It's no problem.

801
00:35:26,892 --> 00:35:28,126
Uh, I-I was thinking about

802
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,761
the-the talk we had,
by the lake,

803
00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:32,798
and I know you're angry at her
because she came back here

804
00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:35,167
and didn't get
in touch with you.

805
00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:37,336
I mean, who wouldn't be, right?

806
00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:39,805
But no matter how
angry you are,

807
00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:41,440
you should never throw away
something that was

808
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:45,211
given to you out
of love, so...

809
00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:52,618
You have to remember, she
left here for her own reasons.

810
00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:54,453
It had nothing to do with you.

811
00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:56,555
And-and I know you'll
always love her.

812
00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:59,024
I mean, she's your mama, you...

813
00:35:59,024 --> 00:36:02,160
you can't help that.

814
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,230
But that necklace
she gave you

815
00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:06,865
says it all.

816
00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,800
She loved you, too.

817
00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:14,673
Thank you.

818
00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:21,146
I g-guess I should
be going, now.

819
00:36:21,146 --> 00:36:23,349
You should.

820
00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:27,719
* *

821
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,216
Hey.

822
00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:00,552
Hey.

823
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:02,554
Sorry it's so late.
I had to, uh...

824
00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:04,956
put up a Christmas tree.

825
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:06,792
Right. No problem.

826
00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:09,395
So what'd you
want to talk about?
You know what?

827
00:37:09,395 --> 00:37:11,597
I think I worked
it out myself.

828
00:37:11,597 --> 00:37:13,599
Oh.

829
00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:16,635
Okay.

830
00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:19,037
And, George...

831
00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:21,473
that medical consultation thing?

832
00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:24,610
I just don't think
it's something I can do.

833
00:37:24,610 --> 00:37:27,913
You know what, that's...

834
00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:29,981
probably a good idea.

835
00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:35,754
Bye, Zoe.

836
00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,591
Bye, George.

837
00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:55,874
Lemon.

838
00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:57,343
You okay?

839
00:37:57,343 --> 00:37:59,545
Lavon, I know
I shouldn't be here.

840
00:37:59,545 --> 00:38:02,414
But I went to go see my...

841
00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:05,283
mother, and...

842
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,319
it wasn't what I expected.

843
00:38:07,319 --> 00:38:09,154
She... she wasn't alone.

844
00:38:09,154 --> 00:38:12,358
It was... terrible.

845
00:38:12,358 --> 00:38:14,826
Um...

846
00:38:14,826 --> 00:38:17,929
May I come in
for a minute, please?

847
00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:22,434
Uh, Lemon...

848
00:38:22,434 --> 00:38:24,703
I can see that
you're hurting--

849
00:38:24,703 --> 00:38:28,540
and please know that this
is killing me to say this--

850
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:30,509
but this isn't right.

851
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,445
No, I can't...

852
00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:34,846
be here for you
like this anymore

853
00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:36,415
when you're going
to marry someone else.

854
00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:37,949
Lavon, please...

855
00:38:37,949 --> 00:38:40,018
If you have something meaningful
that you need to talk about,

856
00:38:40,018 --> 00:38:42,954
the person that you need to talk
about it with is your fiancé.

857
00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:47,626
I'm sorry.

858
00:38:47,626 --> 00:38:48,927
(sobs)

859
00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:50,061
I'm sorry.

860
00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:52,063
* *

861
00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:06,044
* *

862
00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:24,396
* *

863
00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:48,520
* *

864
00:40:16,815 --> 00:40:18,817
* *

865
00:40:42,307 --> 00:40:43,575
Hey, Wade.

866
00:40:45,410 --> 00:40:47,479
That was...

867
00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:48,980
quite the clog dance.

868
00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:50,649
She was amazing.

869
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,487
Well, you showed her how to be.

870
00:40:58,323 --> 00:41:01,092
Thanks.

871
00:41:03,028 --> 00:41:05,230
I'm going over to the
Rammer Jammer.

872
00:41:07,365 --> 00:41:08,934
Can I buy you a drink?

873
00:41:11,737 --> 00:41:14,640
It's been a really long day.

874
00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:17,843
Rain check?

875
00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:24,816
* *

876
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,204
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