1 00:00:00,901 --> 00:00:03,104 Grandma Bettie ripped up the Fancie's check. 2 00:00:03,137 --> 00:00:05,439 I broke up with Davis 'cause I still love you. 3 00:00:05,473 --> 00:00:07,775 I wasn't the only person who went to the dock that night to 4 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:10,344 tell you that they loved you. Lavon was there, too. 5 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:12,613 I may have told him I'm still in love with him. 6 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:13,647 Are you? Yes. 7 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,383 CRICKETT: It's time you knew the truth. 8 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:17,118 I'm gay! 9 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:18,719 Would you maybe want to get dinner with me sometime? 10 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:21,222 I'd love to. 11 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:23,291 How would you two like to raise a baby goat? Oh! 12 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:24,292 TANSY: Meet my brothers. 13 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:26,394 Rudy, Rocket, and the scruffy one's Chicken. 14 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:30,131 You are the love of my life. Please give us another chance. 15 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:31,565 ZOE: We're doing this, huh? 16 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:34,034 Oh, yeah, we are really doing this. Having a baby. 17 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:44,645 Hey. 18 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:46,214 Hey. 19 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:47,215 Did you see the news? 20 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:50,818 Because the weather report calls for heavy rain. 21 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:53,421 And me without my umbrella. 22 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:54,622 (gasps) 23 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:56,224 Come here. 24 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:03,731 W-We're gonna do this here? 25 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:06,700 'Cause... this is a restaurant, get the occasional customer 26 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:09,137 that might be surprised to find you and me doing... 27 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:11,705 No one is coming, okay? 28 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:14,775 'Cause everyone in town is at the talent show, 29 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:17,578 trying to win that money. 30 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:24,518 And yet I'm the one who seems to have hit the jackpot. 31 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,628 Spin, Julius. Spin. 32 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:35,763 Spin, boy. Yes! 33 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:38,599 Come, come. Spin, spin! 34 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:40,768 Thank you, Rose. 35 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:42,703 * Me, may, ma, mo, moo. 36 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:46,207 I just came to wish you good luck. 37 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,876 Oh, you can't say "good luck" before a show. 38 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:50,178 What about Hamlet's ghost? 39 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:51,879 Oh, gee, I... Oh, it's fine. 40 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,881 I believe that if you've got talent, 41 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:56,384 you don't have to worry about curses. (chuckles) 42 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:57,918 So I'm fine. Okay. 43 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,354 Thank you for being so sweet. Oh. 44 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,556 And for bringing me these chocolates. 45 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:06,627 They didn't have a note, but I knew they were from you. 46 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:07,495 You're welcome, 47 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,397 but I didn't bring those chocolates. 48 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,466 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the act that I... 49 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:15,469 I mean, we have all been waiting for, 50 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:17,638 the incredible Shelby Sinclair. 51 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:20,374 (crowd cheering) 52 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:22,576 * 53 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:31,219 * Come on, babe, why don't we paint the town * 54 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,389 * And all that "jath" 55 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:36,924 (slurring): * I'm gonna rouge my knees 56 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:38,759 * And roll my stockings down 57 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,395 (choking): * And all that... 58 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:42,663 (crowd murmuring) 59 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,398 (gasping): Allergy. 60 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:45,866 It must be the chocolate. 61 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,668 Oh, my God. Come on. This way. 62 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:53,774 This is an act of sabotage! 63 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:59,280 Can you believe this? 64 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:00,814 An actual crime in BlueBell. 65 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,750 LAVON: We thought this day would never come. 66 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,954 Good luck, Bill. 67 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:07,955 Oh. 68 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:09,590 Right. 69 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:13,594 I am an officer of the law, and I say... 70 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:17,465 ...everybody, don't move! 71 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:23,704 Hey, you know what? 72 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:24,905 I'm happy. 73 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,407 Well, good. 74 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,975 'Cause I worked pretty damn hard last night 75 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:29,443 to put that smile on your face. 76 00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:32,546 Shut up, you bonehead. (giggles) 77 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:33,681 What I'm trying to say is 78 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,584 these past six weeks with you have been really good. 79 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:37,885 Yeah. 80 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,019 Yeah, I concur. 81 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,220 So what do you think? 82 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:42,790 Think we're finally ready to tell people we're an item? 83 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,425 What? No. 84 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,527 I mean, come on. It's just... 85 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,729 we're in this perfect little bubble, just you and I, 86 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:49,863 and I love that bubble. 87 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,265 Yeah, me, too. 88 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:54,001 But George, Lemon, Lavon, A.B.-- 89 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:56,537 you know, they'd be thrilled to know that we made up, 90 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:57,838 let alone that we're together. 91 00:03:57,871 --> 00:03:59,039 I know. 92 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:02,710 It's just that once they know, then everyone knows, 93 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:05,846 and they start butting in, and then... pop! 94 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:07,515 Soap everywhere. 95 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:09,850 Well, I don't care if they know. 96 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:12,486 I-I want to take my woman out, on a date, in public. 97 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,788 I want to kiss her for all the world to see. 98 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:16,657 I want that, too. 99 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:17,458 Eventually. 100 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,693 Look, who would have guessed, Wade, 101 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:22,496 that-that after everything that's happened, 102 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,632 things would be so good with us? 103 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:26,967 You know, can we just give it a few more days? 104 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,569 Yeah, yeah. 105 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,604 You know, it is pretty hard to resist a woman 106 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:32,573 who holds her pants together with a rubber band. 107 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:33,974 Hmm. Don't worry about them. 108 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:36,310 I'll be taking them off. 109 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,753 I would like you to rotate the post 60 degrees, 110 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,088 so that the face of the sign catches the light 111 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,657 during the golden hour. 112 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:50,524 Thank you. 113 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:53,293 Yeah, I hear that's prime selling time. 114 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,796 Lavon. 115 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,931 So you're really gonna do it, huh? 116 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,667 Fancie's is your dream. 117 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:03,070 Yes, well, Clyde at the bank is breathing down my neck, 118 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:06,474 and I don't have the money to bring my loan current. 119 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,576 So, unless you know of a legal way 120 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,544 for a girl to make $20,000 by tomorrow, 121 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:11,979 I'm pretty much donkey butter. 122 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,514 I could give you the money. 123 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,018 As a-a loan, of course. 124 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:21,755 But why on earth would you do that? 125 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:24,692 Because... 126 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:27,761 because, you know, uh, BlueBell needs Fancie's. 127 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:28,796 For tourism. 128 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,364 For fine dining. 129 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:31,565 (chuckles) 130 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:32,566 For the occasional food cleanse 131 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,635 after eating at the Rammer Jammer all week. 132 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:35,903 It's a public health issue. 133 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:38,406 Thank you... 134 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,107 for the offer, Lavon. 135 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:43,477 But you know I can't accept. 136 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:53,153 Okay. Well, y'all still have to pay for the damages. 137 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,655 (groaning) However, 138 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,591 I did convince him to drop all criminal charges. 139 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:59,693 Yeah! (laughs) 140 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:02,129 But, boys, next time you decide to go mud-dogging, 141 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:03,897 try not to use a judge's car. 142 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:04,732 More good advice. 143 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:06,800 You're a genius, bro. Freaking genius. 144 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,569 Let's give him the bumps! Oh, no. No, no, no. 145 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:09,803 No bumps. Let him go. 146 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:13,173 You are not giving George Tucker the bumps. 147 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,476 Whew. 148 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:16,977 Thank you. 149 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:18,278 Thanks for doing this. 150 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:22,149 My brothers may be nincompoops, but they're still my brothers. 151 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:23,984 I'm always glad to help. 152 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:25,052 How have you been? 153 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:27,688 Good. Uh, Scooter and I moved back to Fillmore. 154 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,491 And I finally saved up enough for a chair in a salon. 155 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:31,692 I'm set to start next week. 156 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:32,760 Well, congratulations, Tansy. 157 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:35,095 Of course, now I'll probably have to use the money 158 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:38,031 to pay Judge Perkins for those nitwits' damages. 159 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,166 Ah, I'm sorry, Tansy. 160 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,668 I-I wish I could help. 161 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:41,835 I know. 162 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:43,737 Well, I got to get to a town meeting, but... 163 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:44,972 Okay, well, thanks again. 164 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,106 Yeah, good to see you. 165 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,775 You, too. 166 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,643 Hey, Daddy. 167 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:50,678 Hey, baby. 168 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:53,213 Do we have any idea what this meeting's about? 169 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,182 Well, Lavon has some sort of news. 170 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:56,917 As do I. Oh. 171 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,086 Shelby is coming into town this weekend. 172 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:00,187 She found a sitter for baby Ethel, 173 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:04,057 so for the first time in ages we are flying solo. 174 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:07,094 Daddy, listen, I am so glad that you are happy, 175 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:09,930 but that woman is like a walking tire screech to me. 176 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:13,166 Hey. 177 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,668 Oh, honey, what's the matter? 178 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:17,004 I found out why Jaysene hasn't called. 179 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:19,540 Oh, well, it'd better be because she was in a coma 180 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:20,474 and lost her memory. 181 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,776 I mean, it's been months. There's no excuse. 182 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:25,613 Apparently, she found out I'm still married. 183 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:28,949 Oh. Well, I could see how that could bother someone. 184 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,218 So, I suppose I'll have to divorce Stanley. 185 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:33,120 Hmm. You think? 186 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:35,489 Wanda, it's the final straw. 187 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:36,824 Laszlo ate my entire desk chair. 188 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:37,791 That goat has to go. 189 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:39,226 I thought you loved Laszlo. 190 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:40,994 I do, but he's so destructive. 191 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,030 Maybe a goat isn't a great pet for a baby. 192 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:45,566 Well, maybe a baby isn't a great pet for a goat. 193 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:46,700 That... 194 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,069 (clears throat) 195 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:50,838 Folks, good afternoon. 196 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:52,973 And good news. 197 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:54,942 Now, last year, we set aside an emergency fund 198 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,711 during all that unpleasantness with Fillmore. 199 00:07:57,745 --> 00:08:00,113 Yeah. But now that the town merger is off the table, 200 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:03,083 we will no longer be buying road signs that say, 201 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,852 "Now Entering Fart-more." 202 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,787 (laughter) 203 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:10,123 So, we have a surplus... of $25,000. 204 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,992 (crowd cheering) 205 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:14,194 We can finally get new plants for the gazebo! 206 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:16,296 A publicly-funded Pilates studio. 207 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,532 Those signs would have been something. 208 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:22,570 There are many worthy places in town that could use this money. 209 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:24,605 So I've decided we should designate it 210 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:26,273 in the best BlueBell tradition-- 211 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:29,610 by adding it to the prize pot of the annual talent show! 212 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:30,878 (crowd cheering) 213 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,052 ANNABETH: Hey, hey, hey. This is great. 214 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:42,122 I need an emotional victory, and you need the cash. 215 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:42,823 Yes. 216 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,625 So, I say you, me, Crickett-- 217 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,526 we whip up our old Dreamgirls routine. 218 00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:49,129 We can't lose! 219 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:55,769 This is... extraordinarily fortunate. 220 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,771 (excited chatter) 221 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,172 What'd I just say? 222 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,008 Nobody move! 223 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,644 (whispering) 224 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,078 (clears throat) 225 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:08,749 But first, let's all go down to the Rammer Jammer. 226 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,784 (crowd grumbling) 227 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,052 All right, y'all. 228 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:13,787 Come on, now. Let's go. 229 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:15,956 (crowd grumbling) 230 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:18,258 All right, come on. Pipe down, people. 231 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,159 Now, a crime has been committed. 232 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,895 Sheriff Bill wanted a secure crime scene, 233 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,797 but, well, the senior center needed the theater 234 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,666 to rehearse their production of Oh! Calcutta! 235 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,167 So we had to move in here. 236 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,168 But come on, now, 237 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:30,337 let's move these chairs. 238 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,005 But why us? Why are we here? 239 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,207 You know, that's a good question. 240 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,275 Because, Mr. Mayor, 241 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:38,679 here in this very room are gathered the only people 242 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,080 who could have committed this crime-- 243 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:43,684 the only people with opportunity, motive, 244 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:47,120 and the dastardly minds of hardened criminals. 245 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,922 What now? That seems a bit harsh. 246 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,023 And as God as my witness, 247 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:53,861 I will use my heretofore untapped powers of deduction 248 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:58,131 and unmask this villain even if it takes me all night. 249 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,837 (quietly): Did he just say, "all night"? 250 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,743 (car horn honks) 251 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,979 (seagulls calling) 252 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:14,081 (birds singing) 253 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:24,725 All right, good news, people: Shelby's gonna be just fine. 254 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,159 (crowd sighs) Bad news: 255 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,661 she will be pressing charges 256 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:28,996 on whoever's responsible for this. 257 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,731 Shocking. 258 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,265 First witness. 259 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,901 Rose, the chair. 260 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:39,873 The truth, Ms. Hattenbarger. 261 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:42,876 I was hired to do light and sound for the show, 262 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,978 but I needed a quiet place to study 263 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,080 for SATs during rehearsals, 264 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,917 so I sat up in the rafters outside Shelby's dressing room. 265 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,419 And while you were there, did you see anything suspicious? 266 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:55,455 I saw some people enter her dressing room 267 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,124 when Shelby wasn't there. 268 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,459 Who did you see? 269 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:04,431 Wanda, Stanley, Rudy Truitt, and AnnaBeth. 270 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,966 BILL: And you're sure you saw 271 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,101 these suspicious individuals? 272 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:10,370 ROSE: Well, I didn't say they looked suspicious. 273 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,305 BILL: Just answer the question. 274 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,908 Yes. I'm sure. 275 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,348 (sighs) That was close. 276 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,450 Yeah, what... d-did you hear Sheriff Bill? 277 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,318 How we could be in here all night. 278 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,487 Let's just go out there, we'll tell them we're together, 279 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,957 and then we'll go home and get to watch some TV. 280 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,324 No. 281 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,026 Look, th-this will be fun, okay? 282 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,461 We-we can sit. 283 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:36,396 Huh? Yeah. 284 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:37,798 We can listen. 285 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,032 Like a radio play. 286 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,403 Since when are radio plays fun? 287 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:48,075 Since this is a mystery, and Wanda is the leading suspect. 288 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:52,145 NCIS: BlueBell. 289 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:55,015 I call Mrs. Wanda Long to the stand. 290 00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,052 Tell me, Mrs. Long, 291 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,221 why were you in Shelby's dressing room? 292 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,123 I'm not sure. 293 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:06,426 I can't recall. 294 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,829 I don't know! I'm pregnant! 295 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,363 I want my lawyer. George? 296 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,232 Sheriff Bill. (chuckles) 297 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,301 I mean, come on. Wanda? 298 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,837 I-I'm sorry, but are we sure 299 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,338 that it's the chocolates? 300 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,073 Of course it was the chocolate. 301 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,275 Brick said that Shelby ate some 302 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,977 right before she went on stage. 303 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:26,947 And Ms. Sinclair has a known allergy to 304 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,348 red dye number 40. 305 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,551 It's... something in food. 306 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,520 It m-makes it red. 307 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,388 I think. 308 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,325 So, exactly when did you give those chocolates to Shelby? 309 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,860 GEORGE: Objection. 310 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,862 Leading the witness. 311 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,865 And why in the world would Wanda want to hurt Shelby? 312 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,299 WANDA: Good point. 313 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,467 I have no motive. 314 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,870 We must win this talent show. 315 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,005 The money could buy us a barn for Laszlo, 316 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,573 and boom, problem solved. 317 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,308 Luckily, we are shoo-ins with our magic act. 318 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,377 I just need to work on my magic tricks. 319 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:58,378 Up high! 320 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,147 Down low. Boop. 321 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,882 (both chuckle) 322 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,817 I need to ask you for something. 323 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:06,553 That's so funny, 'cause I need to ask you for something, too. 324 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,388 Really? Yes. 325 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,223 I was actually hoping you'd bring it up first. 326 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,860 (sighs) That's such a relief. 327 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,227 I was a little nervous there. 328 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:14,962 Me, too. 329 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,463 So you'll give me a divorce? 330 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:17,530 What? 331 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:21,201 I was gonna ask you to do the talent show together. 332 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,135 You want a divorce? 333 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:25,105 Well, I'll do the talent show with you first. 334 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,374 Okay. 335 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,641 I have some ideas. 336 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,311 BRICK: Well, frankly, th-they have much, much more in common 337 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,545 than Lemon realizes. 338 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,181 Mm-hmm. 339 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,949 You know, I-I don't want to further antagonize things, 340 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,350 but I-I just don't see any other choice. 341 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:40,353 Either I go for it or just let them fester 342 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:43,423 and never ever have my daughter and my girlfriend be friends... 343 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,892 Yeah, that would be bad. 344 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,127 BRICK: It's decided. 345 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,129 I will sign Shelby up for the talent show, 346 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,631 and they can bond over their love of the theater. Yeah. 347 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,933 Wait, what?! 348 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,202 No, no, Brick! That's not what I meant. 349 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,438 Lavon. 350 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,341 I know what you are up to. 351 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:04,044 This is just another way for you to try and give me that money. 352 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:07,180 Lemon Breeland, I am the mayor of this town. 353 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,516 I hope you're not accusing me of rigging a contest. 354 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,084 (scoffs) It is rigged. 355 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,185 It is not. (gasps) 356 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,954 But if you, A.B. and Crickett 357 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,455 do your old Dreamgirls number, 358 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:16,890 should be a lock. 359 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,228 Thank you. 360 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,131 It's a very good number. 361 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,099 Mm-hmm. 362 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,075 See, that was a date. 363 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,509 No, that was a good time. 364 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,978 That was a really good time. 365 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:41,048 But that was, uh... that was not a date. 366 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,249 (stutters) You're... Don't worry, 367 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,384 because your vision test came out all clear there, Wade! 368 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,087 You don't have to yell, Doc. My hearing's fine, too. 369 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,555 ANNABETH: Oh, Zoe, 370 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,224 your hair's a little... 371 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,961 That's because Wade and I were in there, and I tripped... 372 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:54,894 Hey, no offense, Zoe. 373 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,997 I do not have time to talk about your hair. 374 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,665 I have to figure out how to tell Lemon 375 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,600 I accidently told Brick to ask Shelby 376 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,002 to do the talent show, so... 377 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,937 Everybody, stop. I need a physical right away. 378 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,072 I think there's something wrong with my hand, 379 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,607 because my sleight of hand, it just... it isn't sleight. 380 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,009 Tom, we've been through this. 381 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,643 You have to check me again. 382 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,312 Also, your shirt is on backwards. 383 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,146 What? 384 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,147 Oh, Zoe, I-I'm sorry, 385 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,515 but I need you to take 386 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:16,349 my patients this afternoon. 387 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,018 I got to go help Shelby rehearse. 388 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:21,154 Nobody cares about my hair or my shirt. 389 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,422 Does anyone know someplace local 390 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,691 where I can find a pair of character shoes? 391 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,426 Dancin' Feet on Davis Street in Mobile, but they close 392 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,028 at 2:00 on the second Thursday of every month. 393 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,131 I need, like, a magic box that makes people disappear, 394 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:34,167 or a magic saw, or a wand, or... 395 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:35,435 I'll be right with you. 396 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,304 (clears throat) 397 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:40,473 Hey. Meet me at the gazebo at 5:00. 398 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,510 That's right-- a public place, my friend. 399 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,045 Bye. 400 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:51,384 GEORGE: Okay, so this is your song? 401 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:54,621 Uh, "Making Moonshine with Me and My Brothers." 402 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,190 It's a song and a business plan. 403 00:15:57,224 --> 00:16:01,494 * Some folks say that they like wine, and that is really fine * 404 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,396 * But we all know that the way to go * 405 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,032 * Is home-brewed blue moonshine * 406 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,300 ALL: * We're the brothers Truitt 407 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,669 * We can't undo it 408 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,771 * We were born this way 409 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,674 * So listen up and try our fluid... * 410 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:15,508 Whoa, whoa! 411 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,077 The heck are you doing, pretty boy? 412 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,179 Uh... harmony? 413 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,314 Are you crazy? Are you fixin' to wreck us? 414 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,316 Y'all be smart. George is a really good singer. 415 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,784 Band's called the Truitt Brothers, 416 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,586 not the Truitt Brothers and George Tucker. 417 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:27,787 It'll confuse everyone. 418 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,322 And it won't fit on T-shirts. 419 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,191 Okay, I'm sorry. Maybe I'm the one that's confused. 420 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,692 Uh, if y'all don't want me to sing, 421 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,227 why did you ask me to come here? 422 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,629 Tansy said that you was our new manager. 423 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,231 Your what? Your new what? 424 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,366 Just for this one show? 425 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,700 Oh, no. 426 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,402 No, no. 427 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,204 Not your manager. 428 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,409 Fine, fine. I will offer you one piece of advice. 429 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,811 We only take advice from our manager. Not your manager. 430 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,346 We got a manager! Nope. 431 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,283 So what's your advice, manager? 432 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:59,652 From what I could hear, Chicken at least can carry a tune, 433 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,488 so y'all might want to let him sing lead. 434 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,523 That's it. 435 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,426 He's as good a manager as he is a lawyer. 436 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,460 No. 437 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,262 Two-trick pony, two-trick Tucker. 438 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,264 Crickett Belinda Watts, that traitor. 439 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:12,732 I cannot believe that she would rather perform 440 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:13,733 with Stanley than us. 441 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,735 Well, there's also one teeny-tiny other thing 442 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,137 you might want to know. 443 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,605 Shelby is entering the contest. 444 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,540 What?! No! 445 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,210 Shelby is the best singer that this town has ever seen. 446 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,145 Oh, but she's been off in Montgomery, 447 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,114 mommying, socializing. 448 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,316 I'm sure she is out of practice. 449 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,517 Rusty. 450 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,686 * Hold on, hon, we're gonna bunny hug * 451 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,824 * I bought some aspirin down at United Drug * 452 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:41,761 * In case we shake apart and want a brand-new start * 453 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:48,568 * To do... that... jazz... 454 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:51,271 Oh, yeah. So rusty. 455 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:52,605 (singing continues) 456 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,574 (gasps) I got to go. 457 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,408 Go? Go where? 458 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:56,543 We're supposed to be on stage next. 459 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,712 She was gone for an hour, but Wanda wouldn't do it. 460 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,747 I know it. 461 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:01,681 Again, I ask-- 462 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,616 Wanda, where were you? 463 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:04,817 I don't want to say. 464 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,686 You poisoned Shelby. I didn't! 465 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,321 Then where were you? 466 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,465 (bleating) 467 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,902 Laszlo ate Shelby's costume; I had to go fix it. 468 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,404 (sobs) 469 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,440 Uh, let me get you a drink, Tom. 470 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:30,143 Oh, also some fries, if you have them. 471 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,445 I'm eating for two. 472 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,182 D-Did you hear that? 473 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,750 They're eating my food, they're drinking my booze. 474 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,252 We need to get out there. 475 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,488 No. We'll send them a bill. 476 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:42,922 All right, just calm down, okay? 477 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,591 Relax. 478 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,659 You know, what if... what if we make this interesting? 479 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:50,930 I'll bet you a ten-minute foot rub that it was the Truitts. 480 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,632 I don't know. 481 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,234 Stanley is pretty squirrelly. 482 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,702 You're on. 483 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,638 Now, shh. I want to listen. 484 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,340 BILL: All right, everybody come to order. 485 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,542 Stanley, I need you up on the stand. 486 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,214 Yeah, um, guys? 487 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,481 I-I just want to say... 488 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:12,151 it might not be the chocolates. 489 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,588 Are you the sheriff? No. 490 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:21,228 Okay, AnnaBeth, you really need to stop talking, 491 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,296 because it's making you look guilty. 492 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,666 Wait. 493 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,635 You aren't, are you? 494 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,478 This is all a big misunderstanding. 495 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,547 So, you're saying that you weren't 496 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,881 in Shelby's dressing room? 497 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,384 No. 498 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:47,220 That is to say... Did I hear there were fries? 499 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:48,988 BILL: You've had it out for Shelby 500 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,290 ever since she passed you over 501 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:51,691 for a starring role in her cabaret. 502 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,759 That's not true. 503 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,995 I have nothing but the utmost respect for Shelby. 504 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,464 * We'll play it fast and loose... * 505 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,732 No wonder she gets her own dressing room. 506 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,435 She needs a place to store that ego. 507 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,937 * Right up here is where I store the juice * 508 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,773 * And all that ja... 509 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:10,343 Dash, can we take the low end up ten DBs? 510 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,711 Well, of course, Shelby. 511 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:12,779 Whatever you like. 512 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,315 Well, I'd like a bubbly beverage. 513 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,917 Rose, a soda for Ms. Sinclair. 514 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:18,918 Uh, Rosie, sugarplum, 515 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:19,952 will you make sure 516 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,255 that that soda has no red dye number 40 in it? 517 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:25,024 I am very allergic to red food die. 518 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,560 Makes my throat swell up like a little frog. 519 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,330 I'll be damned if I let that interloper swoop in 520 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,932 and take first place. 521 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,467 This is our year. 522 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,636 And I know just what we need to win. 523 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,607 How sweet! 524 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,041 What is? 525 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,976 Well, Stanley wants you back. 526 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,612 He wants to win the contest 527 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,848 to remind you that you make a great team. 528 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:49,916 He does? 529 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:53,486 Oh, it's so romantic. 530 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,389 At least, uh, it would be if you weren't... 531 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:57,990 a, uh, lesbian. 532 00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,760 CRICKETT: He loves me. 533 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,895 He's always loved me. 534 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:08,067 Truth is, I think he would have done anything to win me back. 535 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,502 I didn't do it. 536 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,870 CRICKETT: He was gone for two hours. 537 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,873 When he came back, he said 538 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:16,376 we were sure to win now. 539 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,378 Because I bedazzled my jazz shoes. 540 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:19,979 BILL: It does not take two hours 541 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,681 to bedazzle shoes. 542 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,517 Uh, I don't think. 543 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:28,388 I... I had another "errand" to run. 544 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:29,422 Like injecting chocolate 545 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,391 with red food dye? 546 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,092 Okay, objection! Grounds? 547 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,727 Oh, I'll give you grounds. 548 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:37,397 Rose saw Stanley with her own two eyes. 549 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:39,098 Well, her own four eyes. 550 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,400 STANLEY: I didn't give Shelby 551 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,768 those chocolates, I swear. 552 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,836 Then why were you in her dressing room? 553 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,606 I can't say. 554 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,442 I'd rather not say? 555 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:53,413 Fine. 556 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:05,358 Why, Stanley, you brute. 557 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,464 I knew those lashes weren't real. 558 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,635 I'm sorry, Crickett. 559 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,837 I never meant for you to find out like this. 560 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,138 Oh... 561 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,973 But I have moved on. 562 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:24,744 You and Sadie? 563 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:29,348 On the bright side, I'll happily give you that divorce. 564 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:31,884 Zoe, come on. 565 00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:33,553 We've been in here for hours. 566 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:34,787 All right? Let-Let's go. 567 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:37,857 We can take this massage back to your place, have a bath, 568 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,860 eat something besides Cheese Flavies. 569 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:41,994 I like Cheese Flavies. 570 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,463 Zoe! 571 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,765 Wade, so we're locked in a closet naked. 572 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:48,468 You know, we've been through worse. 573 00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:49,469 I don't understand 574 00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:52,004 why telling people about us is such a big deal. 575 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:52,872 It just is. 576 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,941 Anyway, this is all gonna be over soon, 577 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:55,975 because it's the Truitts. 578 00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:57,076 It's always the Truitts. 579 00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:59,546 I don't know why they didn't start with the Truitts 580 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:01,414 in the first place. 581 00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:05,885 Why didn't I start first with the Truitts? 582 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:07,554 Stupid, stupid. 583 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:10,790 No, no. A good detective has some dramatic flair. 584 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,759 You just saving the best for last. 585 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,761 But what if they didn't do it? 586 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:17,196 I don't think those boys could even read the label 587 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,131 on a box of chocolate. 588 00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:20,767 Yeah, maybe. 589 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,603 Well, maybe they had an accomplice. 590 00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:28,207 Tansy Truitt, please step forward. 591 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,910 Yes, that's how he put it. 592 00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,211 "A foolproof plan." 593 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,213 * Some folks say that they like wine * 594 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,616 * And that is really fine 595 00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,685 * But we all know that the way to go * 596 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:40,720 * Is home-brewed blue moonshine * 597 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,622 ALL: * We're the brothers Truitt 598 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:45,191 * And we can't undo it 599 00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:46,493 * We were born this way... 600 00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:47,494 Cannot believe I'm about to say this, 601 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:50,630 but your brothers are actually pretty good. 602 00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:53,132 Mama always said Chicken had the voice of an angel. 603 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:54,801 Yeah. Well, if I was a betting man, 604 00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,936 I'd say they got a pretty good shot at second place. 605 00:23:56,969 --> 00:24:00,239 And that's $2,000, enough to cover the damages. 606 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,509 Which means I could keep my chair. 607 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:03,810 Oh, you are the best! 608 00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:06,946 Well, anything for you, Tans. 609 00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:10,817 Look, George Tucker, please tell me you don't still... 610 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:12,084 Oh, no. Oh. 611 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,653 God, no. 612 00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,087 I mean, not that you're not worthy of... 613 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,956 I mean, you're still amazing and beautiful and all that. 614 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,791 I just, uh, I have a new policy: 615 00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:20,560 no new feelings for old girlfriends. 616 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:23,062 ROCKET: Victory party tonight 617 00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:24,564 at our place, manager. 618 00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:25,598 Spread the word. 619 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:27,700 (clears throat) Not your manager. 620 00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:29,869 You know what we could do with 25,000 G's? 621 00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:31,938 Go to every state fair in the country 622 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,206 and eat deep-fried everything all day long. 623 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,207 Okay, slow down, Chicken. 624 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:36,776 You might want to manage your expectations there. 625 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:39,045 I thought he was managing the band. 626 00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:40,713 Hey, don't you worry, GT. 627 00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:41,914 We gonna win for sure. 628 00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:43,950 We got ourselves a foolproof plan. 629 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:47,086 (imitating explosions) 630 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:49,121 Were those my words exactly? 631 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:50,523 (scoffs) That depends. 632 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:52,959 What exactly do you mean by "exactly"? 633 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,293 Oh... 634 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,895 You just got lawyered. 635 00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:56,796 GEORGE: They said they had to run 636 00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,965 an errand. How long were they gone for? 637 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:01,200 (exhales) I can't say for sure. 638 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:02,301 A few hours, maybe? 639 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,302 The next time I saw them, 640 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,737 Rudy was carrying a package. 641 00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:07,707 It was... it was about yay big. 642 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:10,843 Hey. The hell you doing, Rocket? 643 00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:12,879 You're gonna damage the goods. 644 00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:14,614 I said "catch." 645 00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:16,649 Meant to. 646 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,251 I think it'll still work. Come on. 647 00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:20,887 ZOE: How great is this? 648 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:21,921 You, me, 649 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:24,624 a couple of deviled eggs from the Dixie Stop? Mmm. 650 00:25:24,657 --> 00:25:27,627 I think that this qualifies as a bona fide date. 651 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:29,061 In public, even. 652 00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:31,631 Everyone is so busy getting ready for the talent show, 653 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:32,865 no one even notices us. 654 00:25:32,899 --> 00:25:34,734 So does that mean I can kiss you? 655 00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:36,235 You go right ahead. 656 00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:38,037 Ooh! 657 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:39,071 Rose! 658 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,707 Hi! (sighs) 659 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:43,976 I was just checking Wade for pinkeye. And he's clear. 660 00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:47,046 You guys realize that's not even remotely believable? 661 00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:48,581 Nothing's going on. 662 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:50,316 Are those Cheese Flavies? 663 00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:52,018 Oh, can I have some? 664 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,787 My fetus goes gaga for Cheese Flavies. 665 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:56,823 I'm gonna need that back for studying. 666 00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:58,691 Thank you. 667 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:01,193 ROSE: I saw Rudy take a package 668 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:02,895 into Shelby's dressing room. 669 00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:03,796 (murmuring) 670 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:05,264 What was in the package? 671 00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:06,799 It was dry ice for our act. 672 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:08,267 We were storing it in Shelby's fridge. 673 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:11,904 For once, the crime was committed by not us. (chuckles) 674 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,607 Sheriff Bill. 675 00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:17,810 Look, what say we, uh, call it a night, 676 00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:18,911 pick it up in the morning? 677 00:26:18,945 --> 00:26:20,212 I mean, people are getting restless 678 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:21,681 and we're running low on fries. 679 00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:23,149 No can do. 680 00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:25,017 There's still one suspect left, 681 00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:29,088 and, for all I know, she might be a flight risk. 682 00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:31,090 AnnaBeth Nass, 683 00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:33,092 please step forward. 684 00:26:36,863 --> 00:26:39,699 We are never getting out of here. 685 00:26:39,732 --> 00:26:40,967 Sure, we are. 686 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,936 There's no way AB gave Shelby those chocolates. 687 00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:47,173 AnnaBeth Nass, why were you in Shelby's dressing room? 688 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,411 Well, this is gonna sound bad... 689 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:55,214 (chuckles) but I was in there... 690 00:26:55,247 --> 00:26:56,916 to leave her some chocolates. 691 00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:58,751 What? (crowd gasps) 692 00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:10,663 I swear on the life of Cyrus Lavinius Jeremiah Jones 693 00:27:10,697 --> 00:27:12,965 I didn't mean for anyone to get hurt. 694 00:27:12,999 --> 00:27:15,868 But you knew that Shelby was allergic to red food dye. 695 00:27:15,902 --> 00:27:16,836 Which is why I checked the ingredients 696 00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:18,771 first-- there was no red dye. 697 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:21,708 So I suppose you just gave her a gift 698 00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:23,275 out of the kindness of your heart? 699 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,444 Well, it seemed like the Christian thing to do, 700 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,046 the way the day was going. 701 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:30,883 ANNABETH: All that buttercream 702 00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,852 cannot be good for your vocal chords. 703 00:27:32,885 --> 00:27:34,220 Or your self-esteem. 704 00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:35,087 What's the use? 705 00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:36,689 We don't stand a chance against Shelby. 706 00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:37,890 Hmm? Well, I mean, 707 00:27:37,924 --> 00:27:40,426 I'll admit our run-through could have gone a little better. 708 00:27:40,459 --> 00:27:44,697 Somewhere, right now, Diana Ross is spinning in her grave. 709 00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:46,465 Or hailing a taxi. 710 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:48,000 I'm pretty sure she's still alive. 711 00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:49,769 BRICK: Hello, girls! 712 00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:51,337 Shelby tells me your act is 713 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:52,538 really shaping up. 714 00:27:52,571 --> 00:27:55,875 I think it is so brave of you two, forging ahead with a song 715 00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:57,343 that's clearly arranged as a trio. 716 00:27:57,376 --> 00:28:00,913 Especially with all the money for Fancie's on the line. 717 00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:03,082 Well, that's us. 718 00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:04,150 Very, very brave. 719 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:07,787 Lemon, I don't want to see you lose your restaurant 720 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:10,122 and all your hopes and your dreams along with it. 721 00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:13,793 So... I have come up with a solution. 722 00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:15,494 You're dropping out of the contest? 723 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:18,397 (laughs): No, silly. 724 00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:19,398 I'm gonna take my prize money 725 00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:22,101 and the savings from selling Fancie's last year 726 00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:23,970 and buy it back! 727 00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:25,838 What? 728 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:27,339 And since I'm away so much of the time 729 00:28:27,373 --> 00:28:32,845 in Montgomery, I will hire you to be my manager. 730 00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:35,848 You're welcome! 731 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:37,349 BRICK: Isn't that a great compromise? 732 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:40,286 Both my special ladies running Fancie's, 733 00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:42,288 like it was a family business. 734 00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:46,759 If you'll excuse me, I have to go. 735 00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:49,829 W... L-Lemon. 736 00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:52,098 I don't understand. 737 00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:53,833 I am trying. 738 00:28:53,866 --> 00:28:55,101 I just want her 739 00:28:55,134 --> 00:28:56,168 to like me. 740 00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:58,104 You... Shelby... 741 00:28:58,137 --> 00:29:00,039 ANNABETH: I felt so bad. 742 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,841 Brick looked so sad. And he was right. 743 00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:03,309 They needed a little push. 744 00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:24,563 AnnaBeth! 745 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,998 I shouldn't have done it. 746 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:28,868 But... I didn't poison her. 747 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:30,202 A likely story. 748 00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:32,438 No note was found. 749 00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:34,106 Um, Laszlo may have eaten it. 750 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:35,474 It is possible. 751 00:29:35,507 --> 00:29:36,976 GEORGE: Okay, you know what, 752 00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:38,878 I... I have a suggestion. 753 00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:39,812 Mm-hmm. Why don't we have 754 00:29:39,846 --> 00:29:40,779 someone test the chocolates, 755 00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:42,882 see if there's actually any red dye in them. 756 00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:44,516 (murmuring) Oh, thank God. 757 00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:47,053 Are you the sheriff, George Tucker? 758 00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:47,920 No. 759 00:29:48,554 --> 00:29:49,989 But good idea. 760 00:29:50,022 --> 00:29:51,958 Okay. 761 00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:55,594 How long do you think it takes 762 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:58,230 to run a poison analysis on chocolate? 763 00:29:58,264 --> 00:30:00,199 How should I know? You're the doctor. 764 00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:00,933 (sighs) 765 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,835 What are you doing back there? 766 00:30:02,869 --> 00:30:04,336 There's a situation. 767 00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:05,838 What kind of situation? 768 00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:07,139 An "I have to pee" situation. 769 00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:09,909 Zoe, this-this is a sign, all right? 770 00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:12,144 This is Mother Nature saying that it is time 771 00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:14,313 for us to expose ourselves. 772 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:15,481 Literally. 773 00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:17,917 It's no big deal. I'll hold it. 774 00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:19,618 You have got to be kidding me. 775 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,188 Just don't talk. Or bounce. 776 00:30:22,221 --> 00:30:23,622 (quiet chatter) 777 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,858 "Test the chocolates." 778 00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:27,493 You and your bright ideas. Okay, look, 779 00:30:27,526 --> 00:30:30,062 if I would have known that he was gonna keep us here all night 780 00:30:30,096 --> 00:30:32,932 while he had them tested, I would've kept my mouth shut. 781 00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:35,501 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please. 782 00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:37,169 Dr. Breeland has an update. 783 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:39,271 The lab tests came back, 784 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:42,875 but the chocolates did not contain red food dye number 40. 785 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:45,244 Ah! Ah, see? 786 00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:47,413 And I am also happy to report that Shelby 787 00:30:47,446 --> 00:30:49,548 has made a complete recovery. 788 00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:50,950 (excited chatter) Well, hallelujah! 789 00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:52,251 Let's go! We're going. 790 00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:54,120 Not so fast. 791 00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:56,956 Shelby Sinclair has been sabotaged tonight, 792 00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:59,458 and even if the vehicle wasn't chocolate, 793 00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:02,094 someone here is responsible. 794 00:31:02,128 --> 00:31:04,964 Someone so desperate for prize money, 795 00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:08,067 she'd do anything to win. 796 00:31:09,268 --> 00:31:10,336 What, me? 797 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,104 That's preposterous. 798 00:31:12,138 --> 00:31:13,505 I have done nothing wrong. 799 00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:16,008 Then you wouldn't mind answering a few questions. 800 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:24,016 Just think dry thoughts. 801 00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:26,352 Sand dunes. Camels. 802 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:28,120 NPR. 803 00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:30,622 Ironically, there is a bathroom less than ten feet away from us. 804 00:31:30,656 --> 00:31:32,391 Not helping. 805 00:31:32,424 --> 00:31:33,993 Scorched earth. 806 00:31:34,026 --> 00:31:35,694 Burnt toast. 807 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,663 Would you please just go out there? 808 00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:39,031 No, I will not. 809 00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:40,899 You don't have a choice! 810 00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:44,436 Yes, I do. 811 00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:48,941 And how did it make you feel, 812 00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:50,676 knowing you were about to lose Fancie's? 813 00:31:50,709 --> 00:31:53,279 It didn't bother me at all. 814 00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:57,716 Do you realize what you have done to me? 815 00:31:57,749 --> 00:31:59,151 Thanks to all of your meddling, 816 00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:00,452 I'm about to lose Fancie's for good. 817 00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:02,421 Okay, hold on a minute, now, you got a... 818 00:32:02,454 --> 00:32:05,024 a little something. 819 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:10,029 W-What's all this about losing Fancie's? 820 00:32:10,062 --> 00:32:11,463 Well, now Shelby has got it in her head 821 00:32:11,497 --> 00:32:13,232 that she's gonna buy back Fancie's. 822 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:16,068 Without that prize money, Lavon, I am finished. 823 00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:22,041 This is insane. 824 00:32:22,074 --> 00:32:24,143 People all over the world pee in buckets. 825 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:27,446 I will still love you if I see this. 826 00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:30,082 But it may take me a while to recover. 827 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,351 Just go out there. Please? 828 00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:35,654 No. What is going on, here, okay? 829 00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:37,056 What is the big problem? 830 00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:40,459 The problem is... the minute we tell people, 831 00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:42,061 we're gonna get hit with the questions. 832 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:43,262 What questions? 833 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,463 The hard questions, you know, 834 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:47,199 the ones that we don't have answers to yet. 835 00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:50,036 Like, who's gonna stay home with the baby? 836 00:32:50,069 --> 00:32:51,570 W-Where are you gonna live? 837 00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:52,471 Are you gonna get married? 838 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:55,307 Don't even get me started on circumcision. 839 00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:59,011 This is what all the secret keeping has been about? 840 00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:02,681 Yes. Look, things are good with us right now. Okay? 841 00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:05,017 Like-like, scary good. 842 00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:07,219 What if we sit down to talk all this stuff through 843 00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:09,588 and reality sets in, you know? 844 00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:11,457 What if we can't figure it out? 845 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,292 What happens then? 846 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:15,494 We'll figure it out as we go. 847 00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:17,529 What if we don't? 848 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:20,632 For the last time, I did not put red food dye 849 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:24,036 in Shelby's sweet tea or her breath mints 850 00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:25,504 or her stage makeup. 851 00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:26,805 But you hate her. 852 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:27,806 So? 853 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:28,874 I'm a Southern lady. 854 00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:31,443 My methods of warfare are purely psychological. 855 00:33:31,477 --> 00:33:33,612 Okay, okay, uh... stop talking. 856 00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:34,680 Sheriff Bill, 857 00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:36,248 I would like to, if I could, 858 00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:37,649 recall Rose Hattenbarger 859 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,051 to the stand, please. 860 00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:40,252 At any point, 861 00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:43,789 did you see Lemon Breeland go into Shelby's dressing room? 862 00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:44,823 Definitely not. 863 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,492 Thank you. 864 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:49,695 I examined Shelby, and I can say with confidence 865 00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:53,465 that her allergic reaction was caused by food dye. 866 00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:55,801 Then if it wasn't the chocolates... 867 00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:56,768 Well, somebody must have 868 00:33:56,802 --> 00:33:58,770 slipped her something during intermission. 869 00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:00,839 BILL: And, in your opinion, 870 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,175 is Lemon capable of such a thing? 871 00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:07,413 I like to think not. 872 00:34:07,446 --> 00:34:09,281 Daddy! I'm sorry, sweetheart. 873 00:34:09,315 --> 00:34:11,750 I-I'm... I am under oath. 874 00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:12,851 Aren't I? 875 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,155 Listen, yeah, maybe we don't have 876 00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:18,557 all the answers figured out, okay? 877 00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:21,260 But we will, eventually. 878 00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:23,262 Point is, it's nobody's business 879 00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:24,863 if we want to get married or-or 880 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:25,897 live in a carriage house 881 00:34:25,931 --> 00:34:28,867 or feed our kids Cheese Flavies all day long. 882 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:32,104 The only important thing 883 00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:34,573 is that we love each other and-and that... 884 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:36,542 Are... are you even listening to me? 885 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:40,346 I know who did it. I know who poisoned Shelby. 886 00:34:46,518 --> 00:34:48,520 BILL: It's a simple question. 887 00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:50,422 Where were you during intermission? 888 00:34:50,456 --> 00:34:53,325 I wasn't in the mood for socializing, 889 00:34:53,359 --> 00:34:55,327 so I just kept to myself. 890 00:34:55,361 --> 00:34:57,363 Oh, that's awfully convenient. 891 00:34:59,498 --> 00:35:02,201 Lavon. 892 00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:03,702 I got your text. 893 00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:05,704 What's so important? 894 00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:07,306 I want to apologize. 895 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:09,475 Now, I know you were counting on that money for Fancie's. 896 00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:11,210 Th-That's why I turned the emergency fund 897 00:35:11,243 --> 00:35:12,544 into the prize money. 898 00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:15,514 But I won't apologize for how I feel about you. 899 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:18,217 Lavon... No, no, please, let me just say this. 900 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,219 Now, I know how much AnnaBeth means to you, okay? 901 00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:22,221 She means a lot to me, too. 902 00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:25,357 But, Lemon, I love you. 903 00:35:25,391 --> 00:35:28,494 Everything I did today is because of that. 904 00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:32,198 So please, let me just 905 00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:34,500 give you the money to rescue your business. 906 00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:36,502 (phone chimes) 907 00:35:38,537 --> 00:35:40,839 Places. 908 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:43,175 They'll be wondering where I am. 909 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:51,250 As scintillating as all this silence has been, 910 00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:53,252 I'm gonna need you to answer the question. 911 00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:55,554 Where were you during intermission? 912 00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:00,859 Fine. 913 00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:02,261 You leave me no choice 914 00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:04,230 but to take you down to the station. 915 00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:05,431 Uh-oh, wait. ZOE: Stop! 916 00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:08,934 It wasn't Lemon. 917 00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:10,969 SHULA: Dr. Hart. 918 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,204 Where'd you come from? 919 00:36:12,238 --> 00:36:13,972 Is she wearing a tablecloth? 920 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:15,407 People, focus. 921 00:36:15,441 --> 00:36:17,776 Lemon didn't give Shelby the food dye. 922 00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:19,245 It was Rose. 923 00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:20,279 (crowd gasps) 924 00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:21,813 The Cheese Flavies that you've been 925 00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:23,249 eating all day-- 926 00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:24,583 well, they have red food dye in them. 927 00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:26,552 And you were doing sound for the show, right? 928 00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:28,787 Thank you, Rose. 929 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:33,659 * Me, may, ma, mo, moo... 930 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:36,362 So some of the powder must have gotten onto Shelby's microphone, 931 00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:37,929 and mystery solved. 932 00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:40,332 (crowd sighs) 933 00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:41,900 And yes, I am naked under here. 934 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:44,236 Huh. Uh, in other news, 935 00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:45,937 Wade and I are back together. 936 00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:47,306 WOMAN: Oh. Oh, and also, 937 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:48,307 I'm pregnant. 938 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,442 (crowd gasping) 939 00:36:50,476 --> 00:36:52,744 But right now, I really have to pee. 940 00:36:56,482 --> 00:36:59,318 Y'all are paying for those French fries. 941 00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:09,328 * No, I'm no one's wife, but 942 00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:12,030 * Oh, I love my life 943 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:16,568 * And all 944 00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:19,838 * That 945 00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:25,611 * Jazz 946 00:37:25,644 --> 00:37:27,613 * That jazz. 947 00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:30,248 (crowd cheering) 948 00:37:39,358 --> 00:37:40,726 (clears throat) 949 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:41,627 By unanimous decision, 950 00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:43,895 the grand prize winner of the BlueBell 951 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:45,364 talent contest-- 952 00:37:45,397 --> 00:37:46,898 to no one's surprise-- 953 00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:48,066 Shelby Sinclair. 954 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,901 DASH: Miss Shelby Sinclair! 955 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:52,270 (crowd cheering) 956 00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:55,741 SHELBY: Thank you! 957 00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:59,378 Thank you so much. 958 00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:03,649 I will use this prize the best way I know how. 959 00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:07,653 Lemon, will you come up here, please? 960 00:38:12,558 --> 00:38:14,826 (chuckles softly) 961 00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:18,530 I know how you feel about me. 962 00:38:18,564 --> 00:38:23,535 And I know how much you care about Fancie's. 963 00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:25,871 I think you should have the place all to yourself. 964 00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:30,742 I just hope someday we can be friends. 965 00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:32,711 Take it. 966 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:43,589 (applause) 967 00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:50,028 * Brothers Truitt 968 00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:52,498 * We can't undo it... 969 00:38:52,531 --> 00:38:54,666 You thought you were in love with Lemon? (laughs) 970 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:56,435 Oh, really? This coming from the girl 971 00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:58,036 that's about to marry to Scooter McGreevy? 972 00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:00,839 The heart is a mysterious thing. 973 00:39:00,872 --> 00:39:02,908 (laughs) It is. 974 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:05,911 It is, but I have learned... 975 00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:06,778 a valuable lesson here. 976 00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:09,147 And that is that I need to push myself 977 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:10,582 outside my comfort zone. 978 00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:12,718 I have faith in you. 979 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:14,720 Well, thank you. 980 00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:17,623 Now, listen, Wanda, if the goat means that much to you, 981 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:19,725 we can keep it. (gasps) Oh, Tom. 982 00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:21,560 Just so long as you realize how much 983 00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:24,896 naming the baby Frodo means to me. 984 00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:27,599 * But we all know that the clink don't stink * 985 00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:29,100 * If you got something good to drink * 986 00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:30,602 * We're the brothers Truitt... 987 00:39:30,636 --> 00:39:32,438 Hey, I'm... I'm sorry. 988 00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:34,973 What I did-- way out of line. 989 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,074 Honey, you were right. 990 00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:38,043 I didn't give Shelby a chance. 991 00:39:38,076 --> 00:39:39,611 And she isn't so bad. 992 00:39:39,645 --> 00:39:40,646 Oh... 993 00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:44,082 I'm really, really lucky to have a friend like you. 994 00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:45,884 Aw. 995 00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:47,453 Ditto. 996 00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:49,488 Have you noticed that the Truitts are pretty good? 997 00:39:49,521 --> 00:39:53,191 I know. You think we should tell them? 998 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:54,626 That song was for AnnaBell Nash. 999 00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:57,195 The woman I'm gonna marry. 1000 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,865 Mm... On second thought, 1001 00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:02,200 I don't want to. No. No, I don't think so. 1002 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:03,902 (whoops) Yeah! 1003 00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:05,203 Nailed that. 1004 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:06,772 Hey, you boys ain't half bad. 1005 00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:08,707 Thanks for noticing, fan boy. 1006 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,509 That's why we took second prize. 1007 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:11,677 Well, if you ever want to play 1008 00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:13,044 the Rammer Jammer, I will hire you. 1009 00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:14,212 You want to talk business, 1010 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:15,914 you need to go through our manager, 1011 00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:17,015 George Tucker. 1012 00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:18,517 Uh, I... 1013 00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:20,218 Are you... Are they... they serious? 1014 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,953 You're managing them now? 1015 00:40:21,987 --> 00:40:25,190 I am gonna regret this. Uh, you know what, why not? 1016 00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:27,125 Yeah! (whooping) 1017 00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:29,461 CHICKEN: We got a manager. 1018 00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:34,099 Lemon. 1019 00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:37,569 Okay, I-I know it's been a whole night of questions. 1020 00:40:37,603 --> 00:40:39,070 But I-I just have one more. 1021 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:40,171 Lavon, don't. 1022 00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:42,173 No, I-I just want to know-- 1023 00:40:42,207 --> 00:40:44,943 if there weren't an A.B., 1024 00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:47,145 would there be a chance that you would ever 1025 00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:48,714 reciprocate my feelings? 1026 00:40:54,152 --> 00:40:56,021 Well... 1027 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,726 It doesn't matter. 1028 00:41:02,093 --> 00:41:04,062 'Cause there is an A.B. 1029 00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:08,033 And there will always be an A.B. 1030 00:41:15,774 --> 00:41:17,175 DASH: How long you been 1031 00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:18,009 keeping this a secret? 1032 00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:19,210 Why weren't you using birth control? 1033 00:41:19,244 --> 00:41:20,011 How y'all gonna manage? 1034 00:41:20,045 --> 00:41:21,713 Are you guys getting married or what? 1035 00:41:21,747 --> 00:41:22,748 Where y'all gonna live? 1036 00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:24,816 One of you is gonna have to give up your job. 1037 00:41:24,850 --> 00:41:26,752 Which one? Private school or public? 1038 00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:28,587 Natural childbirth or drugs? 1039 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:30,522 You ever thought about the name Dash? 1040 00:41:30,556 --> 00:41:32,824 All right, all right, all right. I got this, Doc. 1041 00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:34,225 Why don't y'all slow down, all right? 1042 00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:37,028 Take these questions one at a time, starting with not you. 1043 00:41:37,062 --> 00:41:39,230 I beg your pardon. Listen, I'm so excited about the baby. 1044 00:41:39,264 --> 00:41:40,932 If you're gonna live outside the city of Bluebell, 1045 00:41:40,966 --> 00:41:42,467 you're gonna be fine. You need to start saving for college. 1046 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,003 SHULA: And maybe a big wedding. But if you live in the inner city of BlueBell, 1047 00:41:45,036 --> 00:41:47,038 well, I'll tell you right now... DASH: Maybe they'll be twins. 1048 00:41:47,072 --> 00:41:49,608 So sweet! I'm gonna tell you, if they look like Wade-- ooh, Lord. 1049 00:41:49,641 --> 00:41:50,742 ...to come to medical school. 1050 00:41:50,776 --> 00:41:52,778 (excited chatter continues)