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Long-distance
relationship are hard.

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What am I
supposed to do now?

3
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Marry me?

4
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Do you really see
yourself moving to Dallas?

5
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We have to
stop fooling ourselves.

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Lavon Hayes, this--
Please don't say over.

7
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I know that you
left the bar last night

8
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with another woman.

9
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You are too good
for Wade anyway.

10
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You're much
better off without him.

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Some things that you left
at my place.

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This doesn't
mean that I forgive you,

13
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but with time,

14
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we'll figure out a way
to move on.

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AnnaBeth, Mayor Hayes
is totally into it.
It doesn't matter.

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There is no
world in which

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I could pursue a relationship

18
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with the man Lemon once loved.
This is worth fighting for.

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I know you
got your girl code,

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but I will wait.

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(screaming, laughing)

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*

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What... is... happening?

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(gasps)

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Little help?

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(screaming)

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Hey, morning, Doc.

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Beer?

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Give you the locals' price.

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Of course you're involved.

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Yeah, they just kind of showed
up in the pond this morning.

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Cute, huh?

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And your immediate response
was to sell alcohol

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to underage students?

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No, that would wrong.

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That's why I never asked them
their age.

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LAVON:
Morning.

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I see you're enjoying

39
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Lavon's
Pond Party this spring break.

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When did BlueBell
become Daytona Beach?

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When its mayor,
that's me,

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sold a college tour company
on the Gulf Coast's

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best-kept spring break secret.

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I mean, why should Cancun,

45
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Panama City,
South Padre get all the

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tourism, money, publicity?

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Alcohol-related accidents,

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civil disturbances,
vandalism, sex crimes?

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Yeah, when you
put it in that tone,

50
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anything can sound bad.

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Oh, my God.

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ZOE:
 Seriously, I can't be
 the only one

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who thinks
this is ridiculous.

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I mean, since when is
it fun to get super drunk

55
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and vomit
all over yourself?

56
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I'm just glad I sent Magnolia
to Bible Camp this week.

57
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Hopefully,
the only body shot she does

58
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is the body of Christ
with a grape juice chaser.

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(Brick chuckling)

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Oh, good, Brick,
you finally hired a hot nurse.

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(laughing)
(sighs)

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You're still in town?

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Don't worry, I'll be
out of your hair soon enough.

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Yep, just landed a surgical
fellowship at Mount Sinai.

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It's kind of a big deal.

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But, hey, I'll be here for
three more days, if you, uh,

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want to get all up in this.

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That reminds me,

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we need to check
our stock of antibiotics.

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(phone ringing)
Uh, I will get that.

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Yeah, I figured
you'd be in here.

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I mean, since all the fun
is being had out there.

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Oh, really?

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And what's fun?

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The heat stroke, dehydration,
alcohol poisoning?

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That's fun.

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You never did a spring break.

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No, I used that time off
to study.

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And what good did that
ever do you?

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Hey, Doc, I'm here
for my appointment.

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And there's your answer.

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Wally, I'll be right with you.

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All right.

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Okay, so you're just

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coming off what seemed
like a fairly painful breakup.

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You could definitely
stand to cut loose a little,

87
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so I'm going to
make you an offer.

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(scoffs)

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Spring break, here,
with me.

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Clearly, you have
already started drinking.

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No, no and no.

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Mayor Hayes.

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Mayor Hayes, I cannot properly
police this town

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without modern
crime-fighting technology.

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Well, we bought you a Taser.

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Where is it?

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The Landry kid used up
all the batteries

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trying to bring his cat
back to life.

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MAN: Hey, hey, hey!
hey, hey... you two.

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Unless you're
giving birth,

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right here, right now,
in town square,

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nobody wants to see
your privates.

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LAVON:
Sergeant Jeffries
What?!

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We-we talked
about courtesy now.

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(scoffs)

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Bill...

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Oh.
SERGEANT:
Hey, hey, get back over here.

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BILL:
Sergeant Jeffries...

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Whoa, AnnaBeth... AnnaBeth.

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Hey, hold up.
Oh.

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Hey, Mr. Mayor.

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This is quite a
party you're throwing.

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Oh, I know.

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I half expect my parents
to show up and ground me.

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(chuckling)

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So, how are things?

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Things are good.

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With Lemon?

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A lot better, thanks.

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Good.

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Well, maybe you and I can...

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Lavon, Lemon and I...

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just became friends again.

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She's barely forgiven me

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for being with
you in the first place.

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I... I can't
risk our friendship.

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Not right now.

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I understand.

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Enjoy your day.

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Wally, the results

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of your stress assessment
aren't great.

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These numbers put you
at serious risk

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for high blood pressure,
blood cots,

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arrhythmia.
Well, it's that
time of year at work.

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What time is that?

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Every damn
minute every day.

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I think that you need a break.

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Cut back on your hours.

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You know, take some time off.

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Doc, can I
be frank with you?

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I mean,
doctor-patient and all...

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I'm thinking about
selling the Rammer Jammer.

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Wow, but you love that place.

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I know, I do,
it's my whole life.

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But that's the problem.

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I mean, between
the wife and kids

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and business, and yeah...

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You know what
my biggest regret is?

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Not having done enough
I actually regretted.

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Huh, interesting.

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Now I feel like my
window to live is closing.

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Look at them kids out there.

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I keep thinking, why do
they get to have all the fun?

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Yeah, why do they?

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*

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Hey, Wally,
man, you serious?

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My wife may kill me,

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but I want to live.

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Now, if you're
worried about your job,

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I'll put in a good word
for you with whoever buys it.

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Me. I want to buy it.

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(laughing)

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That's a good one.

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You had me going, though.

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(laughing)

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AnnaBeth, I have an idea.

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Listen, I
know that this place

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is a hole, but, with some
new wallpaper and table cloths

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and a chef
that can actually cook,

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we could do
something with it.

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We?

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Yeah, oh, no.

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If you want to buy
the Rammer Jammer, go ahead.

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But it's an opportunity

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I'm willing to give up

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for the sake of our friendship.

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Well, it doesn't matter anyway.

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I don't know where
I'd get the money, so...

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Mm, Brick would give
you the money.

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Yeah, but then that would be him
buying the Rammer Jammer,

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and having a say in everything.

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You were right, AnnaBeth,

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it is time for me
to do something on my own.

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With your help,
of course.

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Of course.

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*

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Mayor Hayes.

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Ruby.

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You-you're not here,
you're supposed to be in Dallas.

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My grandfather's
being a pain again.

191
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Sheriff Bill's going to
lock him up

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if I don't watch him
for a few days.

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Were you gonna call?

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I just-- that might be weird.

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You know,
kind of like this.

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It seems crazy our not having

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a cup of coffee at least.

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Yeah, I agree.

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Coffee tomorrow.

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Okay.
All right.

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(quietly):
All right.
Bye.

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Woodwork,
that's what I'm going to do.

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Mm.

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Make things.

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Wood things.

206
00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:03,717
You know who was a carpenter?

207
00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:04,852
Jesus?

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00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:05,886
Larry Winicki.

209
00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,688
Well, that is,
till he cut off

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00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:09,022
the last two
fingers on both hands.

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00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:10,891
Then he
looked like a T.rex.

212
00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,194
Oh, crap.

213
00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,195
Jonah Breeland.

214
00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:18,131
I thought I had
successfully avoided that jerk.

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00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,568
Jonah,
I love that guy.
Why?

216
00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,603
Why does
everyone love that guy?

217
00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,972
He is a disingenuous womanizer

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who always gets what he wants.

219
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That's what we love about him.

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Wally, my man.

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Jonah.

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(grunts)

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George.

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I'm not a fan of yours.

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I'm sorry.

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I can say that now.

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Okay, you were always
Lemon's favorite cousin,

228
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so I had to be nice, but,
I'm not with Lemon anymore,

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so I can say that now.

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I do not like you.

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George, your words,
they cut.

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Not like knives,
because you're really dull,

233
00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,669
but more
like the soft teeth

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of some
leaf-eating mammal.

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Well, I do not
have to care what you think

236
00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,677
because I do not like you.

237
00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:04,612
(laughing)

238
00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:06,079
George has always
been jealous-- always!

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00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,848
GEORGE:
Jeal... (scoffs)

240
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,282
Jealous of what?

241
00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:10,383
Eh, you've been stuck
in the same relationship

242
00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:13,053
for countless years
while I have enjoyed the company

243
00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,155
of Alabama's finest
young ladies.

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00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,256
Oh, yeah, like I would

245
00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,825
want to enjoy the company

246
00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:19,893
of any woman stupid
enough to fall for your

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00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,361
transparent load of crap.
Huh? Huh?

248
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,663
Hey.

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00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,064
Hey, George.

250
00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:26,667
Okay, so, you were right.

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I have had a crappy
couple of months.

252
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And I am ready to
erase those memories

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with some
trashy new ones.

254
00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,140
ZOE: Brick is on
call tomorrow night,

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00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:34,341
so I am free to par-tay.

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00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:35,375
Are you in?

257
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,277
Spring breakology is on.

258
00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,613
Okay, pick me up
at the office at 7:00

259
00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:41,849
and don't say spring breakology
ever again.

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Hm, funny...

261
00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,286
she doesn't seem stupid.

262
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,825
(car horn honks)

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00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,927
(seagulls calling)

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00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:56,063
(birds singing)

265
00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:05,839
Wow.

266
00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,374
Fanny packs are back?

267
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:10,210
And to think,
I just gave mine away.

268
00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,212
Well, I know it's not
a fashion statement,

269
00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:13,280
but it is cute.

270
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,382
I'm preparing for tonight.

271
00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,751
I have snacks,
water, first-aid kit.

272
00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,252
Spring break is
gonna be my bitch.

273
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,855
Yeah, well,
be careful, all right?

274
00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,857
Guys can be real
dogs at those things.

275
00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,726
Just watch out.

276
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,094
Wait a minute,
guys can be dogs?

277
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,996
That is so good to know.

278
00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:31,398
If only I had a time machine
to take me back six months.

279
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,133
Yeah, well, you're
already going back to the '90s,

280
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,036
so, you know, you can just make
a little pit stop along the way.

281
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,738
Happy spring break, Doc.

282
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,842
(cheering)

283
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,043
Yes!

284
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,145
(laughing): Yes!

285
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,080
Hello, Jonah.

286
00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,749
How predictable
that I would find you

287
00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:49,983
at foam wrestling.

288
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,752
Ah, just supporting
the advancements

289
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,787
Title 9 has
given us, Tucker.

290
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:54,922
Yeah, listen.

291
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:58,025
Jonah, I just want
to say that Zoe Hart

292
00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,793
is a good person, okay?

293
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,229
And she has been
through a lot, lately,

294
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,364
so the last thing
she needs right now

295
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:07,167
is a sleaze ball trying to
take advantage of her.

296
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,135
Wow.

297
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,470
Does she have a mental
impairment of some kind?

298
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,139
No, she does not.

299
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,274
Then I guess she's capable
of making sound decisions.

300
00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:16,076
So if she wants to play doctor
with an actual doctor,

301
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:19,046
that would be
none of your business.

302
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,082
*

303
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,824
CROWD (in unison):
35... 36... 37... 38...

304
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,125
So, how's Dallas?

305
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,094
It's good, it's good.

306
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,897
I've...you know, I've made
some really good friends,

307
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,766
the job is great...

308
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,200
the malls are amazing.

309
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,234
Ah, malls.

310
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,469
See, I knew there was something

311
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,037
in Dallas you couldn't get here.

312
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,405
Uh...

313
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,406
(chuckles)

314
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:47,775
What up, spring break?

315
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,042
Y'all ready to party?

316
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,744
Then come on, jump on

317
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,245
and we'll ride
on over to Fillmore,

318
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,882
home of the $10,000

319
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,283
Beer Pong Contest.

320
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:57,450
Now, come on.

321
00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:58,819
(cheering)
Come on, now.

322
00:11:58,852 --> 00:11:59,820
Come on.

323
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:00,821
No, no!

324
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:03,356
Pay no attention to the cowboy
with the bullhorn.

325
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,958
Yeah, come on, just--
I'll help you up.

326
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,493
Take you to a real city.

327
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,427
Who is that?

328
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,029
Todd Gainey, Sr.

329
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,430
Mayor of Fillmore.

330
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,333
I should've known he'd try
to hijack my spring break.

331
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,969
LAVON: Why is everybody
getting on the truck?

332
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,806
I-I'm sorry,
I got to go fix this.

333
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:21,274
W-Wait. You know what,
maybe... maybe I can help.

334
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,376
You know, my company sponsored

335
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,378
a "Hands on a Hard Body" contest

336
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,847
last month,
down in Corpus Christi.

337
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:27,848
Huge hit.

338
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,516
I can't pull something like that

339
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,918
together so quickly.

340
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,519
You can't, but I can.

341
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:33,520
For real?

342
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:34,788
Yeah.

343
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:35,522
Why?

344
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,391
B-B-But if you offering,
I'm saying yeah.

345
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,993
You-you get
that going, and...

346
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,863
I'll get Sheriff Bill
to impound the truck.

347
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:43,997
Okay...
Okay.

348
00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:45,365
(laughs)

349
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,400
*

350
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,173
(insects trilling,
crickets chirping)

351
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,507
JONAH:
 All right, Hart.

352
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,409
Time to party.
Oh.

353
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,344
Okay, I just need a few minutes.

354
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,212
Brick should be on his way back.
All right.

355
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,248
(phone rings)

356
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:06,586
This is Dr. Hart.

357
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,587
Hey, Zoe,

358
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,156
it's, uh, it's George.

359
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,157
Hey, George.

360
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,291
Hey, look, um...

361
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,426
uh, Brick and I,
we went out fishing

362
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,296
and on the way back,
we got a flat tire.

363
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,131
Well, when will you be back?

364
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,366
I don't know, I mean,

365
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,968
it could be a few hours.

366
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,002
A few hours?!

367
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,170
But I have spring break.

368
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,905
I know. I know.

369
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,173
I... I am so sorry.

370
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,440
But we will be back

371
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,376
as soon as possible, all right?

372
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,844
All right.

373
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:38,318
Ah, classic,
classic George Tucker.

374
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,619
What are you talking about?

375
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,855
He's sabotaging
our date on purpose.

376
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,590
You know, he already warned me
to stay away from you.

377
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:46,093
I-I guess that wasn't
blatant enough.

378
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,427
No, he didn't.
Why would he do that?

379
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,495
Well, maybe
he doesn't want me

380
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,897
doing it with the...

381
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,932
the girl he left his fiancée
at the altar for.

382
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:55,869
Well, you are
so, so far off base.

383
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,337
And who ever said
that you and I

384
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,605
were gonna have sex?

385
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:02,175
Well, it was kind of implied.

386
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,376
George would not
sabotage our date.

387
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,644
George is good.

388
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,480
George is... you are not.

389
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,955
The town of BlueBell,

390
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:18,358
Mobile Bay's hot new
spring break destination,

391
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,427
is really turning up
the heat this week

392
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,562
with its new hard body contest,

393
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,332
"Palms on a Pleasure Craft."

394
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,202
Well?

395
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,570
How'd it go?

396
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:33,373
Well, I brought your idea
to the Belle investors' fund,

397
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,575
and they were very enthusiastic.

398
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,610
They all contributed something.

399
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:38,611
Oh!

400
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:39,612
That's amazing.

401
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,114
How much did we raise?

402
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:44,551
Six hundred
and forty-eight dollars!

403
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,586
AnnaBeth,

404
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,255
raising your voice
high like that

405
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,256
doesn't make it sound like more.

406
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,257
I thought it might.

407
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:51,524
No.
Well.

408
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,525
And there's more bad news:

409
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,127
Ruby Jeffries is in town.

410
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,929
What? Why?

411
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,130
For some reason,

412
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,266
she's sponsoring
a hands on a boat contest.

413
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,268
(scoffs)
It's crazy.

414
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,503
That thing is worth,
like, $50,000.

415
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,706
Say what?

416
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,408
Okay, now, when I give
the whistle,

417
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,143
you must put
one hand on the boat

418
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:12,579
and keep at least
one hand on the boat,

419
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,414
the winner being the last person

420
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:17,117
with one hand on the boat.

421
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,418
So, if there are
no other contestants...

422
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,452
Oh! One more.

423
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,558
(clears throat)

424
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,560
Well, Lemon Breeland.

425
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:31,431
This is one contest
you might actually win.

426
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,599
I'm not in it.

427
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,301
Oh, I will win it.

428
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:37,304
And I thank you in advance
for giving me the money

429
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,439
to buy the Rammer Jammer.

430
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:46,113
Oh, you have
got to be kidding me.

431
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,947
Hmm.

432
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,455
Are you sure that I need this?

433
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,025
Yes, because when you win,

434
00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,060
you will be on TV.

435
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,328
Ow! AnnaBeth!

436
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,430
You just mascara'd my eyeball.

437
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,134
(Lemon sighs)

438
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,401
Poor Lavon.

439
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,437
We should pray for his soul.

440
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,172
He is clearly weak-willed

441
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:15,175
as far as the Jeffries devil
is concerned.

442
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,310
But we cannot let ourselves
get distracted by her.

443
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,645
We have a contest to win.

444
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,513
You're right.

445
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,249
Absolutely right.
Mm-hmm.

446
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,151
So, who you doing it for?

447
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:27,154
Oh, um... me, I guess.

448
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,588
I guess I'm doing it for my dad,

449
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,223
even though he's not
here to see it.

450
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,392
Hell, he probably
wouldn't even

451
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,227
want me having a boat...

452
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,063
since he died at sea.

453
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,297
Oh.

454
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,498
Well, it's whatever.

455
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,101
You know, I just figured,
if I win it--

456
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,436
and, I mean, what are
the chances of that?--

457
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,073
I'd put his name
right up there on the stern

458
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,575
and I'd sail to all the
places he never got to go.

459
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,244
Because he died...

460
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:54,147
trying to save the dolphins.

461
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,416
Wade Kinsella,
what are you talking about?

462
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,118
Your daddy is alive and drunk,

463
00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,552
right here in this town--
are you trying

464
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,254
to trick this poor girl

465
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:02,622
into letting you win
the contest?

466
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,057
No!

467
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:05,092
No, of course not.

468
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,360
I'm trying to trick her
into sleeping with me.

469
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,362
Whoa!

470
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,530
Hello. Zinger.

471
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,265
(laughs) Yeah.

472
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,266
Judges?

473
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,135
(grunts)

474
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,305
You think you got
what it takes?

475
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,507
Come on.
Did you see that?

476
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,642
Wade might actually have
half a brain in his head.

477
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,711
We need to start
culling the herd, too.

478
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,680
ZOE: Now, you're gonna
keep that on

479
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:28,848
for the next two weeks.

480
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,418
Oh, thank God.

481
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,819
That was the third idiot

482
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,654
to jump from the
Whippoorwill Blossom balcony

483
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,123
into the pool.

484
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,124
Well, the
Whippoorwill Blossom...

485
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,125
Doesn't even have a pool?

486
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,226
Yeah, I realize that.

487
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,560
But you're back now,
so you can handle it from here.

488
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,695
Well, ah... not exactly.

489
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,564
Oh, no.
Yeah, yes, I hurt

490
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,699
the darn thing trying
to loosen a lug nut, and...

491
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,301
Why did you even
go fishing today?

492
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,702
You knew how busy we'd be.

493
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,538
Well, I thought we'd be back
in a couple hours.

494
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,140
You want to blame someone,
it was George

495
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,474
who insisted we take
the scenic route home.

496
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,476
That's how I got lost

497
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,145
and popped a tire to begin with.

498
00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,212
It was George's idea?

499
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,713
Yeah, h-he said
something about

500
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,749
migrating ducks and how we
couldn't afford to miss them.

501
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:03,583
Stay here.

502
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,219
Take this acetone
into the exam room.

503
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:09,088
I'll be right back;
I have a lawyer to kill.

504
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,860
LEMON:
It's an affliction,

505
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,695
is what it is.

506
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,330
Sometimes I just
get so competitive

507
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,665
that something
clicks inside of me

508
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,501
and I'm just not
myself anymore.

509
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,470
I mean, that poor girl just...

510
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,605
wanted to win prom queen.

511
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,375
She does walk straight
upright again,

512
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,909
and she was even
in People magazine

513
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,678
as one of those
people who pressed on

514
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,381
even after a
horrible accident.

515
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,723
Well, well, well.

516
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:47,194
Look like we're
the only ones left.

517
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,396
And you are sorely outmatched.

518
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,498
Why do you even want
the Rammer Jammer, Lemon?

519
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,566
Buying that bar is my dream.
Well, too bad,

520
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,534
it's my dream, too.

521
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,636
Hey, you two.

522
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,838
I just wanted
to say thanks

523
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,373
for trimming the fat
around here.

524
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,574
Where'd you come from?

525
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:02,609
Oh...

526
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,743
I like to lie in wait.

527
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,245
Kind of like a panther.
(throaty hiss)

528
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,214
(gasps)
Yeah, I do about

529
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,716
20 events on the hard body
circuit every year.

530
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:13,253
Yeah, you think you're tired
now, wait another 36 hours.

531
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:16,256
Your ankles swell,
you sweat hot and cold...

532
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,725
but it's when
the hallucinations

533
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,927
kick in that you need
to start to worry.

534
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,230
'Cause at that point,
you are just

535
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:26,266
one thin step away
from brain damage.

536
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,401
Uh... hallucinations?

537
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:31,271
When you start
to hallucinate... bail.

538
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,406
Otherwise your friends
will be playing

539
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,475
"Hands on a Casket."

540
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,378
Yours.

541
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:39,812
Yeah, I got that.
Great.

542
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,382
So, who wants to sing a song?

543
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,716
* Oh...

544
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:44,951
* 99 bottles

545
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,786
* Of beer on the wall,
99 bottles of beer *

546
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,256
(Wade joins in): * You take
one down, you pass it around *

547
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,923
* 98 bottles of beer
on the wall *

548
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,294
George?
Hey, Zoe.

549
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,396
Did you sabotage
my date with Jonah?

550
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:57,564
What?

551
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,299
No.
Did you tell Brick

552
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,368
to take the scenic route
back from fishing?

553
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,835
And did you tell Jonah
not to take me

554
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:03,903
to spring break?

555
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,706
Yeah, George, did you?

556
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:07,640
Hey, Tansy.

557
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:08,841
Um...

558
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,411
well, uh...

559
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,312
yeah.

560
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,446
I did.

561
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,315
Why would you do that?
Are you jealous?

562
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,450
That better not be it,
'cause we have been over that.

563
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,552
Yes, we have been over that.

564
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,720
Ba-Baby, we have been over that.
I know.

565
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,788
I was here.

566
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,990
Okay, so, uh, no,

567
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,258
not jealous.

568
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,826
Now, could it seem

569
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,396
that these two events
are related?

570
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:30,563
ZOE & TANSY:
Yes.

571
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,533
Yes.

572
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,602
But... they aren't.

573
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,570
Okay? It was Brick's fault.
He was driving the car.

574
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:38,571
How could I predict

575
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,906
that he would hit a tree trunk,

576
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,274
and then get a flat tire,

577
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:43,009
and then hurt his hand
trying to fix it?

578
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,544
I'm not Nostradamus.
(chuckles)

579
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,612
(clears throat)

580
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,581
But, yes, as far as Jonah goes,

581
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,049
I don't like the guy.

582
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,050
Okay, Zoe?

583
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,352
He's a player.

584
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,586
And he takes
advantage of women,

585
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,987
so, as a friend...
Whoa.

586
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,789
Did it ever occur
to you that maybe

587
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,858
I was taking advantage of him?

588
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,627
I don't know if you noticed,
but I haven't

589
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,761
been having
the best time lately.

590
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,563
And if I wanted
to cheer myself up

591
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,764
with a little spring break fun,

592
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,666
I am perfectly entitled to.

593
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,601
With or without your judgment.

594
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:09,802
So, now, if you'll excuse me,

595
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,037
I'm going to call my date,

596
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,639
who hopefully will
still talk to me

597
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:15,542
after I defended you
and called him a jerk.

598
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:30,390
Hello?

599
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,325
Oh, hey.

600
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,726
Hey, Brick,
I just, uh...

601
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,628
figured I'd bring
your stuff back.

602
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:37,397
What... what you got there?

603
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,965
Oh, more of
Shelby's stuff.

604
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,400
Uh, girl loves her
hair products.

605
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,300
Hmm.

606
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,670
Well, it looks, uh,
looks a little heavy.

607
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:45,538
Didn't think you'd be able
to lift that

608
00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:47,006
after you smashed
your hand up yesterday.

609
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:49,742
Oh! Oh, uh, yeah, right.

610
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:50,943
Well, you know, uh...

611
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,945
well, the swelling
went down,

612
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:56,082
I took the splint off,
and by golly, good as new.

613
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:58,851
Oh.
And thank you
for, uh, bringing

614
00:21:58,885 --> 00:21:59,952
all that stuff.
Yeah.

615
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,588
Of course, of course.

616
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:04,056
Uh, I should get...
I should get going. Um...
Yeah.

617
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,459
Hey, you know what, Brick?
Uh, I'm sorry.

618
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:07,827
If you are feeling better,

619
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,862
maybe, uh... maybe
you could give Zoe

620
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,831
a call and cover
the office for her

621
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,633
so she could go to spring break.

622
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,369
Yeah, sure, uh, right--
I'll give her a call right away.

623
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,370
Okay.
All right.

624
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:18,638
Yeah.
Thanks.

625
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,673
Uh, I'll see you around, Brick.
Yeah.

626
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:31,651
WOMAN:
Good morning, Mobile Bay!

627
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,920
It's Kitty Lyons continuing
our live coverage

628
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:37,123
of BlueBell's Palms
on a Pleasure Craft contest.

629
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:40,126
* We will all go out
to see her when she comes *

630
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:42,061
* We will all go out
to see her... *

631
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:44,597
(whispers):
Psst. Wade.
Hold on.

632
00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:47,600
I want to hear what happens
next in the song.
Wade...

633
00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:51,003
Wade, we either
team up now

634
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,473
and take this
crazy lady down,

635
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:57,510
or she'll go sailing off singing
into the sunset on your boat.

636
00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,046
WOMAN: * She'll be riding six
white horses when she comes *

637
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:02,682
* She'll be riding six white
horses when she comes *

638
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,484
* She'll be riding
six white horses *

639
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:05,885
* She'll be riding
six white horses... *

640
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:07,887
*

641
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,657
ZOE: Listen, I'm sorry about
last night. You were right.

642
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,025
It turns out George isn't
exactly your biggest fan.

643
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,762
Yes, he told me
that himself.
So when Brick called me

644
00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:17,764
and said that his hand was
better and he could work,

645
00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,966
I figured it was my chance
to make it up to you.

646
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:22,935
So, I looked up a list of the
top ten spring break activities,

647
00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:25,938
but since most of them
involved showing boobs,

648
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:27,540
I looked up
the second top ten.

649
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:30,577
I figured that we could do
keg stands, Jell-O shots,

650
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,845
and watch the best booty
contest before lunch.

651
00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:34,514
Wow, someone's taking
spring break

652
00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,048
by the horns.
Oh, yeah. That's right.
I'm tight.

653
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:37,950
We should get a drink.
But not at a bar.

654
00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:39,619
I want my drink
funneled or luged.

655
00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,921
Luged, right? You can
get a drink luged?
Look, Zoe...

656
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:44,123
the whole point
of spring break is just to...

657
00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:46,793
is just to be
a little spontaneous.

658
00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:50,830
Do the things that you've never
let yourself do before.

659
00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:54,967
How about we just... see
where the moment takes us?

660
00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,506
(laughs)

661
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:00,540
(chuckles)

662
00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,642
Oh...!

663
00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:06,012
Hey, Lemon, why don't you
get your daddy, just go out

664
00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,547
and buy you a boat?
Go on, get out of here.

665
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:08,681
Give up.

666
00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:11,250
Bad news, Kinsella-- you need
a license to drive a boat.

667
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,953
You never passed a test
in your entire life!
WADE: Oh, I got a test for you.

668
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:16,923
How many Belles does it take
to lose a $50,000 boat?
Oh, shut up.

669
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,792
You know, you're just scared
because you know that
I have a will of steel.

670
00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:22,194
Whatever, Lemon.
Cucumber plane fairy mojo.

671
00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:24,196
LEMON:
Watermelon overalls.

672
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,132
You're just a wood-chip
zebra anyway, Rippy.

673
00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:28,000
(Wade braying)

674
00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:29,869
(screeches)

675
00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:33,973
Hallucination?

676
00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:35,742
No... (clears throat)

677
00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:37,243
No, it's too soon.

678
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,145
LEMON:
Surrender Dorothy.

679
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:41,147
Phone home.

680
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:44,250
No brain... no brain damage.
(Wade squeals, growls)

681
00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:49,088
(gurgles)

682
00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:51,724
I'm out.

683
00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:53,059
I'm not gonna wind up
in the hospital.

684
00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:54,594
(grunts)
Yes!

685
00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:56,996
(Lavon chuckles)
(whoops)

686
00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:58,731
LAVON:
So that's why
you wanted me

687
00:24:58,765 --> 00:25:00,867
to get Tom Long's
lizard costume.

688
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,536
(chuckles)
That's just evil.
(chuckles)

689
00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:06,773
Yeah!
(whoops, chuckles)

690
00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:09,909
Alliance over.
Damn right.

691
00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:14,581
Hi!

692
00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:17,717
Hi. George, more of your past
has come to visit.

693
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,118
Well, hello, Shelby.

694
00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:20,720
You look nice.

695
00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,890
Here to hit me again?
No.

696
00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:25,625
I'm just being neighborly.

697
00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:28,160
Now that I've moved in
with Brick and all.

698
00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:29,896
I brought you
a chiffon cake.

699
00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:33,733
Now, that is nice, but you will
have your hands full

700
00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:36,202
baking cakes for every neighbor
in BlueBell.

701
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,071
Okay, fine.
I have an agenda.

702
00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:39,906
GEORGE:
Mmm.

703
00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:41,674
To hit me?
No.

704
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,676
It's about Brick.

705
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,244
I'm worried.

706
00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:47,079
That he's too old for you?

707
00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:48,114
No.

708
00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:49,115
Sorry.

709
00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:50,917
He just isn't
acting himself.

710
00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:53,019
He's a little... off,

711
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:56,889
clumsy and getting
a lot of headaches.

712
00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:58,825
Come to think of it, he did
have a headache yesterday

713
00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:00,259
when we were coming home.

714
00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:01,994
Before he drove the car
into the tree?

715
00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:04,664
Yeah.
Okay. Now, I have
what some people would call

716
00:26:04,697 --> 00:26:06,265
"alarmist tendencies."
Like this one time

717
00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:08,735
I was convinced my mom
was struck by the Holy Spirit

718
00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:10,302
and speaking in tongues,
when really she was

719
00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:12,605
just practicing
her Chinese language tapes.

720
00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:15,174
So I'm sure that...
that Brick is fine,

721
00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:17,309
and I'm just overreacting.

722
00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:21,280
Right?

723
00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:24,150
Yeah.

724
00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:26,218
ZOE:
 Spring break!

725
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:27,353
Okay, just be careful.

726
00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:29,989
This'll get you drunk
super quickly.

727
00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:32,859
Well, as a doctor, you should
know that alcohol metabolizes

728
00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:33,826
at a fixed rate, so...

729
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:35,394
Oh, Zoe.
There you are.

730
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:36,328
Seriously?

731
00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:37,496
Look, I'm sorry to interrupt.

732
00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:40,700
Uh, but I need to talk to you.
JONAH:
Of course you do.

733
00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:43,202
Just as she happened to be
having fun-- with me.

734
00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:44,704
Okay, this isn't
about you, Jonah.

735
00:26:44,737 --> 00:26:46,305
Zoe, I'm sor... sorry.

736
00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:48,040
You are upside down.

737
00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:49,742
Jonah!
Yeah.

738
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:50,777
Oh, my God.

739
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:54,013
Look, it's about Brick.

740
00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:56,215
Uh, Shelby said that he's
been really clumsy lately.

741
00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:58,350
And that he's been getting
a ton of headaches.

742
00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:03,289
And then there's this
miraculously healed hand injury.

743
00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:05,391
Wait, Brick would not fake
a hand injury-- no way.

744
00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:06,859
That is not like him.

745
00:27:06,893 --> 00:27:09,095
No, it's not.
Later, Tucker.

746
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:11,430
Okay, look, Shelby is worried.

747
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,700
Okay? And the more
I think about it,

748
00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:14,967
when were driving home,
that tree branch

749
00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:18,270
was in the middle of the road
the whole time, but Brick swears

750
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:20,306
that it came
out of nowhere.

751
00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:22,374
I really think something might
be going on with him.

752
00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:24,376
So, tripping--
I mean, that's balance.

753
00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:26,412
Virus--
maybe stress-related?

754
00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:29,015
He's a doctor-- if it was
a virus, he would've rested up.

755
00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:30,349
Unless he's covering up symptoms

756
00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:32,051
because he already knows
it's something more serious.

757
00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:34,721
We need to go see Brick.
Now.

758
00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:37,323
George, thank you.
You did the right thing.

759
00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:44,430
Bad balance, blurred vision
and headaches--

760
00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:46,432
your symptoms
are serious, Brick.

761
00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:49,301
You are exaggerating.
Could be a migraine or nothing.

762
00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:50,402
Or a thyroid problem.

763
00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:51,938
Or a brain tumor.

764
00:27:51,971 --> 00:27:53,973
(sighs)
We got to get you
checked out, Brick.

765
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:55,975
You can't ignore this.

766
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:56,843
And frankly, I don't know
why you'd want to.

767
00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:59,211
We have to call your family
and Shelby.

768
00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:01,013
No! We are not calling Shelby.

769
00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:05,251
Look...

770
00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:08,254
Shelby and I... (sighs)

771
00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:10,256
we just got together.
She just moved in.

772
00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:12,324
I-I don't want her thinking
she's saddled

773
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,093
with some dying old man.

774
00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:16,262
Brick, you're not dying,

775
00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:18,931
and you're...
I will call Mobile Presbyterian.

776
00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:21,834
I'll set up an MRI
for the morning.

777
00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:25,037
But no one is calling Shelby
or anyone else.

778
00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:26,305
Whatever you want.

779
00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:28,474
ZOE:
I'll pick you up

780
00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:30,509
in the morning.

781
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,444
Good.

782
00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:35,314
(gulls squawking)

783
00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:39,385
Oh, hey.

784
00:28:39,418 --> 00:28:42,454
Can you believe
this is still going on?

785
00:28:42,488 --> 00:28:44,824
Yeah, they're not giving up,
are they?

786
00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:47,393
Oh... looks like
you've got company.

787
00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:52,832
AnnaBeth, I...

788
00:28:52,865 --> 00:28:55,367
No... need to explain.

789
00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:58,270
Enjoy your dinner.

790
00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:03,375
(sighs)

791
00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:05,377
Hi.
(chuckles)

792
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:07,079
You brought me a picnic?

793
00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:09,849
Well, I figured
you'd be hungry, so I...

794
00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:11,517
brought you your favorite--
chicken pot pie.

795
00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:15,521
Okay, uh, Ruby,
what's going on here?

796
00:29:15,554 --> 00:29:19,058
I mean, are you... Did you come
back here to try to win me back?

797
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:20,860
I didn't. Honestly.

798
00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:21,961
I...

799
00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:26,799
But after I saw you
for the first time again, I...

800
00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:28,767
I knew.

801
00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:32,204
I love Dallas.

802
00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:35,041
I love my life.
I love all of it.

803
00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:37,844
Except the part
where you're not in it.

804
00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:39,879
Oh.

805
00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:44,383
So, uh...
what are you saying?

806
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:47,854
I'm saying
I want you back, Lavon.

807
00:29:47,887 --> 00:29:50,389
And I'm willing to do
whatever it takes this time

808
00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:53,459
to make it work.

809
00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:56,495
Just promise me
you'll think about it.

810
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:03,836
Yeah. O-Okay.

811
00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:05,872
Okay.

812
00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:21,253
AnnaBeth, are you okay?

813
00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:22,989
Me?
(chuckles)

814
00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:25,858
I'm not the one who's about
to stand up for another night.

815
00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:27,894
I'm fine.

816
00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:32,264
(birds chirping)

817
00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:39,972
You ready to give up yet,
Wade Kinsella?

818
00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:43,309
Why? Are you fading?
(chuckles)
Me?

819
00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:47,947
(singsongy):
Never.
Yeah, well, me neither.

820
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:50,349
I'm surprised.

821
00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:52,418
You always been so good
at quitting.

822
00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:55,154
Ooh. Burn.

823
00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:57,523
Yeah, see, everybody already
knows that, all right?

824
00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:59,425
They're expecting it.

825
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:03,029
I got one more chance to prove
to you and everybody else...

826
00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:05,965
they bet wrong.

827
00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:08,500
Why... of all times now?

828
00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:12,238
Why don't you just let me
have the damn boat?

829
00:31:12,271 --> 00:31:14,240
Why do you
even care so much, Lemon?

830
00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:16,542
Go bake some cupcakes, okay?

831
00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:17,977
Decorate a house.

832
00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:19,345
Do something else.

833
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,247
Anything.

834
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,183
How, exactly, Wade?

835
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,252
Ask for help?

836
00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:29,655
This-- keeping my hand
on this stupid boat--

837
00:31:29,688 --> 00:31:33,625
is the one thing
I can do by myself.

838
00:31:33,659 --> 00:31:36,628
It is my one shot
at being a grownup.

839
00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:39,265
Do something on my own.

840
00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:43,169
(sighs)
Hey.

841
00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:46,005
Doc? Are you a mirage?

842
00:31:46,038 --> 00:31:49,408
Oh, no. She's come as a doctor
to put us out of our misery.

843
00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,543
You should go first.

844
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:53,545
Uh, what's going on?

845
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:56,448
Okay, Brick didn't want
me to tell you this,

846
00:31:56,482 --> 00:31:58,717
and don't be alarmed, but I
thought that you should know

847
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,020
he's going to get an MRI
this morning

848
00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:03,289
at the hospital
in Mobile.

849
00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:05,057
An MRI?

850
00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:06,658
On what?

851
00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:10,129
His cranial region.

852
00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:11,563
On his brain?

853
00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:14,366
Is he okay?

854
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,635
Probably. Yeah.

855
00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:19,605
AnnaBeth, what do I do?
I have to go.

856
00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:21,273
Contestants get
one bathroom break per hour.

857
00:32:21,307 --> 00:32:24,543
Lavon, hush!
Uh, it's okay.

858
00:32:24,576 --> 00:32:28,214
We'll find another way
to get the money.

859
00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:35,554
Okay, I...

860
00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:37,589
I have to leave.

861
00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:43,229
It's a tie!

862
00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:46,398
Praise Jesus!

863
00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:48,434
KITTY:
It's over!

864
00:32:52,438 --> 00:32:54,073
Lemon, come on.
I'll drive you.

865
00:32:54,106 --> 00:32:56,108
You can follow me.

866
00:32:57,376 --> 00:33:00,079
Why did you just...?

867
00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:02,514
Well, it's no fun to
win like that, Lemon.

868
00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:07,053
(groans quietly)

869
00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:12,091
Yup.

870
00:33:18,797 --> 00:33:22,468
WOMAN (over P.A.):
Dr. Forrest, dial 118, please.

871
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:25,437
Dr. Forrest,
please dial one-one-eight.

872
00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:27,439
Anything?

873
00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:29,475
Not yet. Soon.

874
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,611
Brick's skull is so thick,

875
00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:35,281
the MRI probably just
needs a few passes.

876
00:33:47,826 --> 00:33:49,128
A.B., you should go.

877
00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:51,130
What?!

878
00:33:51,163 --> 00:33:53,299
No! I am your friend.

879
00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:55,301
I want to be here for you.

880
00:33:55,334 --> 00:33:57,303
And you always are.

881
00:33:57,336 --> 00:33:59,705
But I haven't been such
a good friend to you.

882
00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:05,411
I saw you looking
at Lavon and Ruby.

883
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:11,217
I've been selfish,
keeping you from him.

884
00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:14,586
I was wrong.

885
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:17,823
And... I'm sorry.

886
00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:20,159
Lemon, you don't need to...

887
00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:21,427
Go.

888
00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:24,330
Go fight for your man.

889
00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:28,400
Go.

890
00:34:29,468 --> 00:34:31,470
(laughs)

891
00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:38,277
Shelby? How did you know
we were here?

892
00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:39,711
Well, Brick

893
00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,580
was acting like a lead float

894
00:34:41,613 --> 00:34:44,183
in a parade
leaving town this morning.

895
00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:46,352
Forced me to use
his phone tracking device.

896
00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:47,586
(scoffs)

897
00:34:47,619 --> 00:34:49,488
Is he okay?

898
00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:51,657
We don't know yet.

899
00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:03,835
I hope no other patient's
family has any need

900
00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:05,704
for this waiting room
today, 'cause...

901
00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:08,840
(laughs)

902
00:35:08,874 --> 00:35:12,844
Listen, I'm sorry for accusing
you of being jealous of Jonah.

903
00:35:12,878 --> 00:35:14,846
Oh, no... no, no.

904
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,249
No, that's okay.

905
00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:19,251
I mean, because
there were ducks,

906
00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:22,254
and that's why you
took the scenic route.

907
00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:23,855
Black-bellied whistling ducks.

908
00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:25,624
Yeah, they're in migration
right now.

909
00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:28,327
It's actually
a rare sight to see.

910
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,895
Really? Whistling ducks?

911
00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:31,463
What do they whistle?

912
00:35:31,497 --> 00:35:32,898
Show tunes, mostly.

913
00:35:32,931 --> 00:35:34,166
It's very annoying.

914
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,301
(both laughing)

915
00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:37,369
I'm glad that
I missed that.
Yeah.

916
00:35:37,403 --> 00:35:39,338
Um...

917
00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:40,806
(sighs)

918
00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:44,376
But look, I guess
that there was a...

919
00:35:44,410 --> 00:35:46,745
part of me that

920
00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:51,250
did suggest to Brick
to take the scenic route.

921
00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:54,520
And it was just because
I-I couldn't...

922
00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:55,954
(sighs)

923
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,789
...couldn't stand Jonah
being with you.

924
00:35:57,823 --> 00:36:00,359
Because?

925
00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:03,195
Because he doesn't
appreciate you, Zoe.

926
00:36:03,229 --> 00:36:05,331
He's not capable of it.

927
00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:07,533
He's, uh...

928
00:36:07,566 --> 00:36:10,802
He's not gonna see
all that you...

929
00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:13,439
how special you are.

930
00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:19,245
He just doesn't see you--
that's all, that's all.

931
00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:20,512
(laughs)

932
00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:22,514
That's nice.

933
00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:25,251
Thank you.

934
00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:28,520
Yeah, but as for being jealous
in that other way?

935
00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:30,622
No. Not at all.
Oh, I mean, come on.

936
00:36:30,656 --> 00:36:31,823
'Cause we
have been...
(scoffs)

937
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,259
Yeah, over that.
Over.

938
00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:34,760
Many times.
Many, many.

939
00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:36,462
Um, uh, it's a relief.

940
00:36:36,495 --> 00:36:38,464
Okay, good, good.

941
00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:42,934
However, I am not proud of
the way that I act around him.

942
00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:44,936
I let him get under my skin.

943
00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:47,739
So, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna be better about that.

944
00:36:49,475 --> 00:36:50,809
Look, I'm gonna
get something to eat.

945
00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:51,877
You-you want anything?

946
00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:53,645
Oh, no.
I'm good, thanks.

947
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:55,281
Okay.

948
00:37:10,762 --> 00:37:12,764
Want to see
my closet-organizing app?

949
00:37:12,798 --> 00:37:14,800
Yeah.

950
00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:18,504
You almost done?

951
00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:22,007
Almost.

952
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,611
Okay, well, I just... I just
need that bag of potato chips,

953
00:37:25,644 --> 00:37:27,913
right there, so...
It's the last bag, and I...

954
00:37:27,946 --> 00:37:30,949
You know, I was thinking
about getting those myself.
No, you weren't.

955
00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:32,684
Mm-hmm.
No, you weren't.

956
00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:34,886
You heard me say that I wanted
the bag of potato chips,

957
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,688
and now-now, you want the bag
of potato chips.

958
00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:38,690
How about I get
the bag of chips,

959
00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:39,825
and you can have
my leftover crumbs?

960
00:37:39,858 --> 00:37:40,959
How about you just...

961
00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,828
you just get out of the way,
and let me have the chips?

962
00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:45,397
I was here first.

963
00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:48,300
GEORGE: Will you just give me
the... give me... just...?

964
00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:51,770
...get into shirts.

965
00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:54,440
Daddy!

966
00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:55,607
Are you okay?

967
00:37:55,641 --> 00:37:57,376
What did they say?

968
00:37:57,409 --> 00:38:00,846
Oh, uh...
no, I-I'm just fine.

969
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:02,047
Yeah.

970
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,650
The, uh...
the MRI was totally clear.

971
00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:05,651
(Lemon whoops)

972
00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:07,018
LEMON:
Thank God.

973
00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:09,421
Yeah, the doctor said

974
00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:11,490
it was an ophthalmic migraine,

975
00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:13,759
and it's entirely treatable.

976
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,861
Well, thank God.

977
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:20,566
I don't know
what I would have done

978
00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:22,000
if something was
the matter with you.
Well...

979
00:38:25,537 --> 00:38:27,539
LAVON:
Yeah. Yeah.

980
00:38:27,573 --> 00:38:28,740
Yeah.

981
00:38:28,774 --> 00:38:31,677
You're here. Good.

982
00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:33,912
Um, listen...

983
00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:37,883
I know Ruby's back,
and she's bringing you picnics

984
00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:39,685
and making googly eyes at you,

985
00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:41,887
but before
you make any decisions,

986
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,424
you should know I'm throwing
my hat in the ring, too.

987
00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:47,826
I don't have a picnic,

988
00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:50,596
or, at this second, a hat,
but I can get both.

989
00:38:50,629 --> 00:38:52,398
(laughs)

990
00:38:52,431 --> 00:38:53,965
So...

991
00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:55,734
Anyway.

992
00:38:57,736 --> 00:39:00,906
Yours is the only hat
in the ring, AnnaBeth.

993
00:39:00,939 --> 00:39:02,941
Ruby left.

994
00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:09,014
See, uh, I told her I had
feelings for someone else.

995
00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:12,518
You did?

996
00:39:12,551 --> 00:39:14,152
Yeah.

997
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,488
You do?
(laughs)

998
00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:25,997
*

999
00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:29,000
So... we won a boat.

1000
00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:30,736
Yeah.

1001
00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,938
Listen, I know some guys
down at the docks.

1002
00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:35,073
They'll give us
a good price for it.

1003
00:39:36,775 --> 00:39:39,077
We'll both be
25 grand richer,

1004
00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:43,882
and this place will turn into
some horrible chain restaurant.

1005
00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:48,954
Unless... we were
to pool the money.

1006
00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:54,926
And you invest in my restaurant?

1007
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,695
No.

1008
00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,765
So...

1009
00:39:59,798 --> 00:40:02,601
you mean... we...

1010
00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:04,503
Us.

1011
00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:06,505
Together.

1012
00:40:06,538 --> 00:40:09,675
Lord have mercy.

1013
00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:16,715
CROWD (chanting):
Zo-e! Zo-e! Zo-e! Zo-e!

1014
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:19,651
Zo-e! Zo-e! Zo-e! Zo-e!

1015
00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:22,788
(cheering)

1016
00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:24,656
Yes!

1017
00:40:24,690 --> 00:40:27,559
Okay, you were right--
that does get you drunk

1018
00:40:27,593 --> 00:40:28,827
a lot faster.

1019
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,662
Let's do it again.
Oh, I wish I could.

1020
00:40:30,696 --> 00:40:33,064
I gotta catch a flight
to New York in a few hours.

1021
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:34,800
What?! You're leaving?!

1022
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:36,535
Wuss.

1023
00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:38,670
Dr. Wuss of Wuss Medical School.

1024
00:40:38,704 --> 00:40:40,672
Sorry.

1025
00:40:40,706 --> 00:40:42,608
Come on, walk me to my car.

1026
00:40:42,641 --> 00:40:44,643
Okay. Help me.

1027
00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:48,113
(crowd whooping)

1028
00:40:49,247 --> 00:40:51,016
You know, I'm just
so glad that...

1029
00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:52,951
that we didn't have
sex or anything.

1030
00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:54,052
I mean, ick, yuck.

1031
00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:55,587
Right?
Ooh, I threw up a little.

1032
00:40:55,621 --> 00:40:56,922
Super duper yuck.

1033
00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:59,791
I'm not so sure you're a
spring break kind of girl

1034
00:40:59,825 --> 00:41:01,126
after all, Dr. Hart.

1035
00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:02,861
What?! You are so wrong.

1036
00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:04,496
Hmm.

1037
00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:06,164
Something tells me
you're more of

1038
00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:08,934
a take-the-scenic-route,
see-the-ducks kind of girl.

1039
00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:11,637
What is that supposed to mean?

1040
00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:14,640
Well, have fun, Doc.

1041
00:41:14,673 --> 00:41:16,842
There's more foam wrestling
in about ten minutes.

1042
00:41:19,945 --> 00:41:22,748
(engine starts)

1043
00:41:27,919 --> 00:41:28,987
Hey, Jonah!

1044
00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:31,557
Spring break!

1045
00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:33,158
(whooping)

1046
00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:43,068
Carry on. Nothing to see here.

1047
00:41:43,101 --> 00:41:45,871
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