1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:03,371 You broke up with Scooter? You were right. He's a jerk. 2 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:06,507 Sometimes I think I never should have let you go. 3 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:08,442 We should go out sometime. 4 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:11,112 We're renting a house! No, we're not. We're buying a house. 5 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:12,413 It's just a few days' work, right? 6 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,782 No, we're looking at a top-to-bottomer here. 7 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:17,051 We need to talk about where we're gonna live 'cause 8 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:18,452 Duke said that the remodel is going to take two months. 9 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:19,687 You thought I was gonna propose? 10 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,522 I told him I was fine with waiting. 11 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:22,790 So, you're not? 12 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,425 You are the love of my life. 13 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:28,429 Do you know for sure if I am the love of your life? 14 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,247 (sighs) 15 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:50,284 Hey, good morning. 16 00:00:50,318 --> 00:00:52,853 Ugh! It was for half a second. 17 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,289 Then I opened my eyes and remembered that I'm back 18 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:56,557 in Lavon's carriage house. 19 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:58,759 Lavon's rent-free carriage house. 20 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:01,729 You agreed it makes sense. 21 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:04,198 And all the money we save on the B and B, 22 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:06,567 we invest in our house and our future. Besides, 23 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:10,171 you wanted to be here for Lavon in his time of need. 24 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:12,173 That was nice of me. 25 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:13,707 Just, being back here feels so lame, 26 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,176 like moving in with your mother 27 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:16,344 after you graduate college. 28 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:17,711 Hey! That happens, all right? 29 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:20,314 It's not easy for a 22-year-old to earn a living 30 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:21,282 with a degree in comparative literature. 31 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:26,654 Anyway, I know something that might distract you. 32 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:27,888 Oh! Uh-uh! Nope. 33 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,324 Come on, please? Come on. Your birthday's in two days! No! 34 00:01:30,358 --> 00:01:31,325 You really don't want a party? 35 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:32,726 Well, what gave you that clue? 36 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,728 The 47 times I vetoed it last week? 37 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,330 No, I told you, every birthday... 38 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:38,266 "Only brings you that much closer to death." I know. 39 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:40,601 I know. Yes. And as a doctor, I oppose all things 40 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:42,736 that bring anyone closer to death. 41 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,472 Besides, all my birthdays have been disasters. 42 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:45,806 They've been less about what I want 43 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,741 and more about what my mother wants for me. 44 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,510 Think of all the things you have to celebrate: 45 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:51,379 a new house, a newfound family, 46 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:52,613 amazing boyfriend 47 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:55,483 who happens to be a world-class thrower of birthday parties. 48 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:59,420 I promise you'll have a great time. Please? Please? 49 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,155 Please...? 50 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:02,356 Oh, fine! 51 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:04,292 But no trick candles that don't blow out. 52 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,159 Deal. 53 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:06,694 Mm. (door opens) 54 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:09,297 WADE: All right, all right, break it up! 55 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:10,498 Get a room. (laughs) 56 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:11,799 This is our room! 57 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:13,801 Lavon sent us to get y'all for breakfast. 58 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,636 Next time, we'll knock. 59 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,171 Oh. 60 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:19,573 (door closes) (sighs, groans) 61 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:22,142 I really hope those renovations are done fast. 62 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,250 Oh, thank you so much for my breakup pie! 63 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:31,385 It's exactly what I need to get on my feet. 64 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:33,654 Oh, no! I totally forgot to make you a breakup pie! 65 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,389 No, Crickett, it's fine. 66 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:36,957 I'm up to my ears in meringue. 67 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,860 Well, let me just say how great you look. 68 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:41,195 Everyone is in awe 69 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:42,796 of how you are handling this. 70 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:45,966 You are a shining example of how to conduct oneself 71 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,202 when a relationship crumbles. 72 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:49,837 (chuckles wryly): What do you need? 73 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:52,740 Could you maybe come to the Belle meeting tomorrow? 74 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:54,842 You do recall I'm no longer a Belle? 75 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,877 Rejoin. I'll fast-track you. 76 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:58,812 Please?! 77 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,414 Ever since I almost bankrupted them, 78 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:01,682 those ladies are out for blood. 79 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:02,883 I need an ally! 80 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,985 You need a distraction! 81 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,587 Win-win. 82 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,223 I'm sorry, Crickett. 83 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:11,692 I'm just not in a social, or a Belle... 84 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,861 or a helping-out kind of place right now. 85 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,296 Please understand. 86 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:16,564 Fine. 87 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:17,631 But promise me, 88 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:21,302 when you see my head rolling through town square, 89 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:23,404 you will return it to Stanley. 90 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,473 Mm-hmm. 91 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:29,610 Well, this is cozy. 92 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:32,446 You know, there really aren't enough seats for all of us. 93 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,882 So Joel and I will just go to the Rammer Jammer. 94 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:37,618 I actually own the Rammer Jammer, so we'll go. 95 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,853 Nobody leaves! I need my friends. 96 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,855 Time of need? And look at all this food. 97 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,992 It i a lot of food, even for you. 98 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,594 I figured you'd be hungry. 99 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:48,496 I cooked a lot, too, when my husband and I separated. 100 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,498 It's good. It's good to stay busy when you're, you know... 101 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:51,999 Lonely, sad, pathetic? 102 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:55,336 Lavon, just know that time heals all wounds... 103 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:56,904 and rebound sex. 104 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:58,539 And that's my boyfriend, folks. 105 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,374 Mm-hmm. Come here. 106 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:02,510 As much as I'd like to stay and watch my ex stick 107 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:03,877 his tongue down my newly-found cousin's throat, 108 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,045 I have to get to work. 109 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,915 Call me if you need anything. 110 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,417 Bye. Bye. Mwah! 111 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:13,754 Okay, people, attention. 112 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,823 We are at DEFCON 1 for birthday planning. 113 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:16,924 Zoe finally agreed 114 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,426 to have a party! Zoe hates birthdays. 115 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:19,793 Zoe's not a fan of birthdays. I know, 116 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:21,629 but I'm very persuasive. All right, now, Lavon, 117 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:24,398 I hate to ask on such short notice, but... 118 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:26,634 You want to know if you could have it here. 119 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:29,837 I'm not gonna be the most jovial host, but, yeah, sure. 120 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:31,705 Yes! What can I do? 121 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:33,040 Uh, decorations, playlist, 122 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,174 and invite the Wilkes. 123 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:37,678 Maybe not that judgey Aunt Winifred, but all the rest. 124 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:40,381 All right! I gotta go do the invites! 125 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:41,415 Okay. 126 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:43,917 Hey, maybe you could invite your dad to the party. 127 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,319 I'd love to meet him. 128 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:48,589 Oh, uh... yeah. 129 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,058 Well, you know, he's-he's busy that night. 130 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:52,793 Working. 131 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,428 He's, uh, working 132 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:56,564 a lot of nights. 133 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,666 Oh, yeah, he's a hard worker. 134 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:03,404 Sometimes he passes out from working so hard. 135 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:04,538 WADE: Yeah. 136 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,340 Okay. 137 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,711 Splash of two-percent like you said, 138 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:11,712 Mr. Tucker, Esquire, sir. 139 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:13,947 (chuckles) "George" will work just fine, Tom. 140 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:17,551 I'm not sure it expresses my gratitude for the opportunity. 141 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:19,753 You see, you saved me from a super demeaning career 142 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:21,088 that involved my removing clothes 143 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:23,624 and accepting dollar bills as payment, which was... 144 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:24,992 Right. Let's just, let's just 145 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:26,727 try and start our day of business. 146 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,862 Yeah, okay. Okay. 147 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:29,963 Breakfast delivery! 148 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,899 A Ms. Truitt is here for you, sir! 149 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,635 Little late on that, Tom, but we'll work on it. 150 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:35,969 Hey. Hey. 151 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,705 To what do I owe this surprise? 152 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:39,573 I have been thinking about that kiss 153 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:41,842 that we had, that very excellent kiss. 154 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:44,645 And I know afterward, I said I wanted to take it slow, 155 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,014 but I'm thinking maybe it's time we moved this thing along. 156 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:49,016 So I would like to ask you to dinner... 157 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,451 and dessert. 158 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:51,985 Are you sure? 159 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,854 This really something you want to argue about? 160 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,989 No, ma'am. How's Saturday night sound? 161 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,357 You're on. Okay. 162 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:03,864 Hey, A.B.! 163 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,032 How are you doing? 164 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,133 Great! 165 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:08,135 Oh, you have some powdered sugar... 166 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:09,870 Oh. Right here? Uh-huh, uh-huh. 167 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:11,605 Did I get it? Yep. 168 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:14,675 Ah, yeah, we just had waffles this morning at Lavon... Sorry. 169 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:18,812 We just live there now, so we, Joel and I, went by there before... 170 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:23,817 Zoe, you don't have to apologize for seeing Lavon 171 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:25,686 or eating at Lavon's. (text alert sounds) 172 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:31,158 Or having your birthday party at Lavon's. 173 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:32,493 Just got the invitation. 174 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:33,961 That's weird for you. 175 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:34,995 Oh, I'm so sorry. 176 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:37,498 Just that you've been handling all of this so well. 177 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:39,166 We figured that it would be fine. 178 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:41,502 But I'm just gonna have Joel change it. It's no problem. 179 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:43,671 No, no, it's fine. I can handle it. 180 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,674 Okay. 181 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,648 Crickett, you're right. 182 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:56,049 I could use a distraction. 183 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,951 I'll see you at the meeting. 184 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,662 Oh, what is going on in here? 185 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:10,998 Okay, okay, get off! Who is it? 186 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:12,065 Scooter McGreevy? 187 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,667 Greetings and peace, George! 188 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,536 Okay, yeah, that's enough of that. 189 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:19,673 Scooter, what the hell is going on? 190 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:22,976 And what the hell is with this getup? 191 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,978 George, I've had an epiphany. 192 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:27,581 I just got back from a walkabout in Bhutan. 193 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:30,017 Three weeks, the Himalayas, no shoes, 194 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,252 and I discovered that I have been 195 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,622 an absolute ogre of a human being. 196 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,223 I could have saved you that entire trip. 197 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:38,826 I hear your anger, bro, and I get it. 198 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,561 But I am changing, 199 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:42,229 metamorphosing, if you will. 200 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:43,831 Trying to heal the world. 201 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,566 I quit my job with Mayor Gainey. 202 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:48,902 I took a gig with GreenWorld International in Mobile. 203 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:51,038 Oh. You? Defending the environment? 204 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,173 It's not gonna defend itself, now, is it? 205 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,709 Okay, you'll understand me when I say that this sounds 206 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,845 like a truckload of complete crap. 207 00:07:57,878 --> 00:08:00,981 I get it, Tucker. Change is hard to accept. 208 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,583 Just do me a favor. 209 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,117 Don't tell Tansy you saw me. 210 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,986 I'm not ready to face her yet. 211 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:09,156 I want to be full butterfly before we re-meet. 212 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,024 Yeah, don't worry about that at all. 213 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:14,595 I'm gonna, I'm gonna do my best to forget all of this, okay? 214 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:16,129 Good feelings and harmony, man. 215 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,497 Yeah. 216 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,872 Hey! Great news! 217 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,607 Everybody's coming to the party. 218 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,009 Half the town, the entire Wilkes family. 219 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,210 I have to admit, I'm looking forward to it. 220 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,613 I promise you, this is a birthday that you'll never forget. 221 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,648 CANDACE: Hello?! Anyone home? 222 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:35,649 Holy crap. 223 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:37,618 Hell no. Joel, tell me you didn't invite my... 224 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,086 Mom! 225 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:41,922 Hi! Hello. 226 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,024 I can't believe this! What are you doing here? 227 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,894 Well, I waited for an invitation to Thanksgiving, 228 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:49,096 Hanukkah, Christmas-- never came. 229 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,231 So I figured I wouldn't let a lack of invitation 230 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:54,167 keep me from my only child's birthday. 231 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:58,238 Joel, the South seems to be treating you well. 232 00:08:58,271 --> 00:08:59,306 Yep. 233 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:02,209 Except, no, you can't get away with not shaving. 234 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:03,944 Good note. I'm guessing 235 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,646 that Zoe steamrolled you 236 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,581 into ignoring her big day, am I right? 237 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:08,849 Actually, no, I was just planning... 238 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,718 On ignoring it! Like I said. 239 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:13,987 No, I am taking the two of you to dinner. 240 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:17,124 Don't worry, small, no fuss. 241 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,927 No candles that don't blow out. Fun? 242 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:20,928 Fun! 243 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,697 Great. I'm gonna go check into the B and B, 244 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,833 and I'll be right back to catch up! 245 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,067 What is happening? 246 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,802 Why didn't you tell her about the party? 247 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:29,803 Because you're canceling it! 248 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:30,771 What?! Why? 249 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,206 My mother and I just managed to put the past 250 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,742 behind us, okay? To build a relationship 251 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,944 out of trust and honesty. 252 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,211 You haven't told her about the Wilkes. 253 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,680 Yep. Oy. 254 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:40,681 Yep. 255 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:43,083 (car horn honks) 256 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,152 (seagulls calling) 257 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,287 (birds singing) 258 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,233 Did you cancel it? 259 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,103 Uh, the Internet is spotty here, and I didn't want 260 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:05,272 to leave a message for Lavon last night. 261 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:08,008 You mean that you were hoping I'd change my mind overnight. 262 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,310 Yes! You can't keep this a secret forever. 263 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,245 Yes, I can. I purposely live 264 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,147 2,000 miles away from my mother. 265 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,316 A distance at which painful truths, 266 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,151 like replacing her with my biological family, 267 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,720 need never be spoken. 268 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,855 It's very complicated being you. 269 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,256 Thank you for noticing. 270 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,893 Now, will you please cancel the party? 271 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,194 Mom! 272 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,796 Morning. Hi. 273 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,430 Well, I hope that you got some rest. 274 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,399 We have lots of things to do today. 275 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,267 Thought we'd, uh, kick things off 276 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,069 by taking a tour of the house. 277 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,872 The house that you both bought. 278 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,874 Of course. No, I'd love to see it. 279 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:42,142 Well, I'll see you ladies later. 280 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,044 I have some fun to dismantle. 281 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,815 (clears throat) Is he okay? 282 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,750 Oh, you know writers, always cranky about something. 283 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,184 Huh. 284 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:53,186 WADE: Hey, there, Mrs. Doc. 285 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,955 I didn't know you were in town. 286 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,290 Oh, Mom, you remember Wade. 287 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,826 (grunts) 288 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,761 Yeah, I, uh, 289 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,029 I think she remembers. 290 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,430 Ooh. 291 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,766 (laughter) 292 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:08,769 Oh, you guys, this is too much. 293 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,971 Just a token of our appreciation for your return. 294 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,205 Okay, who's ready 295 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,907 to start the meeting? 296 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,175 ELODIE: We are thrilled to have you back. 297 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,443 You were missed. 298 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,178 Terribly so. 299 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:20,047 ANNABETH: Oh, oh, my goodness. 300 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,481 (gavel banging) Okay, thank you. 301 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,951 Okay, ladies, I believe someone 302 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:26,186 who looks a lot like me said the meeting was starting. 303 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:27,220 We have priorities. 304 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,822 Priorities? 305 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,091 You mean like not bankrupting us? 306 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,459 SADIE: Or moving up Belle events 307 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:33,927 to pay our charter? 308 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,362 ELODIE: Or being unorganized? 309 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,230 Or having terrible people skills? ANNABETH: Ladies, 310 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,799 you know what? 311 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,934 Let's focus on the important things. 312 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:43,070 I mean, have you heard that the Mobile Marigolds 313 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,405 have stolen our idea 314 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,207 for a pink tea for breast cancer awareness? 315 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,708 Now, how are we gonna retaliate? 316 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,748 A blue tea for prostate cancer. 317 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:55,983 Yes. 318 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,751 Yes! 319 00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,719 (mouthing) 320 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,224 Okay, go double on the peppered prawns 321 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,126 and-and the sweet potato tarts. 322 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,128 Yeah, all right, thank you, thank you. 323 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,830 (phone beeps) Oh, there he is! Ha. 324 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,364 The man that brought me back to life. 325 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,033 Wow, you, uh, you really... 326 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,367 You really went all out here. 327 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,502 (chuckles) Yeah. Um... 328 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,536 But we should talk, because, 329 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,971 um, see, Zoe's mom... 330 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,406 Well, it's the least I could do. 331 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:20,407 I mean, truth is, 332 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,409 this is exactly the kick in the pants I needed. 333 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,244 You know, I mean, this time yesterday, 334 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,979 my house felt like a tomb, 335 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,115 but today, look around. 336 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,850 (chuckles) It is filled with joy, Joel. 337 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,118 Joy! 338 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,986 (chuckles) A-And streamers. 339 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,287 Oh, yeah. 340 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,289 Uh, what was it you wanted to talk about? 341 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,926 (sighs, laughs) 342 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,894 So, this will be the living room, 343 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,262 dining room, 344 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,530 games room, home gym. 345 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,465 Plans are still in progress. 346 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,534 Hey, you just missed the po'boy truck. 347 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,903 Earl, you're working on my house? 348 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,004 CANDACE: Your insurance 349 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,139 will not cover that. 350 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,074 I drop by every now and then to consult. 351 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,575 Make sure my future daughter-in-law 352 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,477 is getting her money's worth. 353 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:00,013 How's it going, sister wife? 354 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:03,283 Earl, you know that Wade and I are no longer together, right? 355 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,584 CANDACE: And that even if they were, 356 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,220 it wouldn't make me your sister wife. 357 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,322 I don't understand what either one of you is saying. 358 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,925 Although you look real pretty saying it. 359 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,561 I bought this house with Joel, my new boyfriend. 360 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,029 Been together a while. 361 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:18,031 You've probably seen us walking around town. 362 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,466 You mean the-the guy with the glasses? 363 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,968 He carries that man purse? 364 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,169 I thought he was your brother. 365 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,371 We hold hands. We kiss. 366 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:25,873 Well, I figured you were real close. 367 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,176 Wade must be crushed. 368 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,944 Wade is fine, I assure you. 369 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,946 I think I better be getting home. 370 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,214 (sighs) 371 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,950 I think this po'boy is kicking back on me. 372 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,453 GEORGE: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 373 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,455 You-you watch that show, too? Are you kidding me? 374 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,423 I have seen every episode 375 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,926 of Don Todd's Monster Golf Safari twice. 376 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,461 The one in the Sahara where he sinks the putt... 377 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,597 Oh, when he's surrounded by all those scorpions. 378 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,632 Yeah. I-I think that's my favorite episode. 379 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,334 Absolutely, actually. 380 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,069 I... Oh, God. 381 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:58,205 (George sighs) Scott? 382 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,539 Is that you? 383 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:03,076 Tansy, I wasn't ready for you to see me yet. 384 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,611 Really? That's why you're standing 385 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:08,081 in the middle of town with a giant white sign on you. 386 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,116 Do you know the conditions 387 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,617 that these poor animals suffer for our whims? 388 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:11,651 I had to come 389 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,953 when I realized. 390 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,621 Since when do you care about animals? 391 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,423 Since you, Tansy. 392 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:19,126 Your compassion for animals, for the environment, 393 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,494 for humans in need, it must have sunk in. 394 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,263 When I lost you, 395 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,032 I took a hard look at my life. 396 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,634 I've made a lot of mistakes and now 397 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,569 I'm trying to right them. 398 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,372 Okay, she's not falling for any of this nonsense, 399 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,573 (clears throat) okay, Scooter? 400 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,008 We got to get moving, so... 401 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,643 Of course, but, Tansy, 402 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,112 I hope that one day you can forgive me 403 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,982 and know that I am trying so hard 404 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,917 to be a better man. 405 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,258 (groans) 406 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:54,261 Please tell me you're not buying into that phony. 407 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,929 I mean, it's-it's Scooter McGreevy. 408 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,564 (chuckles) Right. 409 00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:00,033 It's just... Right. 410 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,670 (sighs) Do you mind if we call it a night? 411 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,106 I've got this bit of a headache. 412 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,045 Sure, sure, sure. 413 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,280 I-I'll take you home. 414 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,647 (chuckles) 415 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,018 ZOE: I have already found 416 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,287 some very promising tips online 417 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,522 on how to get rid of that smell in the garage. 418 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,692 You hate the house, don't you? 419 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,460 No, no, I... 420 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,362 I love the house. 421 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,564 Okay, so then why are you all like... (sighs) 422 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,700 The house, Joel, 423 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,569 forgotten holiday invites. 424 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,973 You're setting down roots here, 425 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,175 building a future, and I can't help but feel 426 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,177 that there isn't a place for me in it. 427 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,712 You're shutting me out. 428 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,314 What? No. 429 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,182 No shutting out. 430 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:51,318 We're celebrating my birthday together, right? 431 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:52,719 JOEL: Candace, did you enjoy your day? 432 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,587 The house is great, isn't it? 433 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,523 Zoe, quick sidebar. 434 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:57,557 I'm so sorry. Sure. 435 00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:00,060 Why not just shut me out of the conversation, too? 436 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,194 Okay. Please tell me 437 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,629 you cancelled the party? Uh, no. 438 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,331 I'm sorry. I tried to pull the plug, 439 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,199 but Lavon has gone all out on that party. 440 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,201 (groaning) He told me it is literally the only thing 441 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,469 bringing him joy right now. 442 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,504 If we cancel, I swear he's gonna feed himself 443 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:12,605 to Burt Reynolds. 444 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,740 Well, my mother is having a meltdown 445 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,275 about not being a part of my life, okay? 446 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,676 She can't go to the party and meet the Wilkes. 447 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,211 It'll wreck her. Yeah, well... 448 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:19,412 (chuckles) 449 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,349 Well, someone's gonna have to 450 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,516 get wrecked, okay? 451 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,752 Because you have a birthday party and a birthday dinner, 452 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,254 and you can't be in two places at once. 453 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,355 You're not Mrs. Doubtfire. 454 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:29,789 I love that movie. (gasps) 455 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,759 No, please. No... no crazy ideas, please. 456 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,127 All I wanted for my birthday 457 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,762 was for no one's feelings to get hurt, okay? 458 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,364 (sighs) Is that too much to ask? 459 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,798 It's gonna be fine. Trust me. 460 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,433 I hate it when you say that. 461 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,671 Oh. (chuckles) 462 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,113 (country music playing over phone) 463 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,381 JOEL: Breakfast in bed 464 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,782 for the birthday girl! 465 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,585 And now, as an additional gift, I will not sing. 466 00:16:58,618 --> 00:16:59,819 (laughs) Waffles? 467 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,254 Fruit? (gasps) 468 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:02,555 What's this? 469 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,591 (gasps) Those earrings I was ogling 470 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,259 at the vintage pop-up shop in Mobile? 471 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:07,494 I love you. 472 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,163 Mwah. But you're still not getting out of that plan tonight. 473 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,664 (sighing): Oh, come on. Please. 474 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,466 It's a really complicated plan. 475 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,667 It's not. It's simple. 476 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,803 You go to dinner with Candace because I get called away 477 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,205 for a medical emergency, 478 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,739 only I'll really be at the party with Lavon 479 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,474 until I have to make up an excuse about you, 480 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,310 that "Joel's got those headaches again," 481 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,611 and I'm back at the restaurant in time for the cake 482 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:25,678 with the candle. It makes total sense. 483 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,814 If you're Lucille Ball, yes. 484 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,082 Look, please, 485 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,583 please don't make me do this. 486 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:31,484 Your mother is very intimidating, 487 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,286 and I get very nervous. All you have to do 488 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,621 is keep her occupied. 489 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,556 Talk about her favorite subject, 490 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:37,590 herself. 491 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,192 Compliment her, easy peasy. 492 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,365 (knocking) 493 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,599 Oh, Tansy. 494 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,767 Hey. Hey, George. 495 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,469 Have a minute? Uh, yeah. 496 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,504 Of course. I thought it only right 497 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,440 to let you know that after we ran into him last night, 498 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:54,707 I called Scott. 499 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,709 Uh, what? No. Tansy, no. 500 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,212 He asked if we could go to dinner and talk some more. 501 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,513 I said yes. 502 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,215 Tansy, it's all an act. 503 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,583 You don't know Scott like I do. 504 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,519 I saw how working for Gainey was eating him alive, 505 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,122 and maybe he really is trying to change. 506 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,790 I think I owe him the courtesy 507 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,759 of at least listening to what he has to say. 508 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,495 I'm sorry, George. 509 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,197 I'll call you later. 510 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,198 Yeah, of course. 511 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,099 (chuckling) 512 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,475 (clears throat) 513 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,243 Hey, y'all. What are you doing here? 514 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,245 Please don't say pies. 515 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,214 AnnaBeth, the SS Belle is sailing 516 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,916 straight over a waterfall thanks to Captain Crickett. 517 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,219 Oh, come on, y'all. Crickett's not that bad. 518 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:41,288 She makes Judy Prescott cry every day. 519 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,922 Judy Prescott, winner of 520 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,225 "The Happiest Girl in BlueBell" six years running. 521 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,793 The point is we are voting Crickett 522 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,228 off the throne, 523 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,896 and we want you to go up in her place. 524 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,631 What? No. 525 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:52,765 SADIE: AnnaBeth, what better way 526 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,766 to get over your breakup 527 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,702 than to pour yourself into fixing the Belles? 528 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,770 Can't say it's not tempting, but... 529 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,539 Please, just think about it. 530 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,641 All right, ladies, 531 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:02,909 quietly now, 532 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:05,412 reverse and disperse. 533 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,953 Okay. 534 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,655 EARL: I can't believe 535 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:16,556 you didn't tell me 536 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,791 that you and that pretty doctor broke up. 537 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,427 I thought you knew. 538 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,695 It was pretty public. 539 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,831 For a few months there, wasn't a day went by 540 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,534 that I didn't get slapped as a result of it. 541 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:28,801 I could've been there for you. 542 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,703 Seen you through your heartache. 543 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,405 Thank you, Dad, 544 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:33,473 but I'm fine. 545 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,808 And I happen to be in a great new relationship. 546 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:36,976 Really? 547 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,545 When am I gonna meet her? 548 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:39,679 Oh, I reckon I could pencil you in 549 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:42,282 for sometime early 2016. 550 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:45,552 (chuckles) You embarrassed of me or something? 551 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,420 I love you, Pop, but remember 552 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,456 when you had those business cards printed up, 553 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,559 and it said "Crazy Earl" right there in black and white? 554 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:53,893 I figured that's how people know me. 555 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,495 Exactly. 556 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,597 I'll talk to you later, Dad. 557 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,633 (groaning) 558 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,303 Scooter's doing tai chi in town square. 559 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,471 I had to avert my eyes. 560 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,739 It's practically public indecency. 561 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:10,577 That phony, no-good, fake phony. 562 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,578 I just don't get how Tansy 563 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:12,979 can't see he's lying. 564 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,748 As your new assistant, I will investigate, 565 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,450 find out what's really going on with him, 566 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,452 Mr. George Tucker, sir. 567 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,621 That's not really in your job description, Tom. 568 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,590 But do it anyway. 569 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,425 (laughing) 570 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,995 Hey, guys. 571 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,997 Joel, you really do have a tardiness problem. 572 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,465 So... 573 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,866 who's ready for their birthday dinner? 574 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,768 Me! I am. 575 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,604 Well, not my... I know... (chuckles) 576 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,339 It's her birthday. I'm just gonna be 577 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,407 coming along to it also. 578 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,608 Um... 579 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,743 Wow, your teeth look bright today, Candace. 580 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:46,446 Thank you. 581 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,816 (Zoe clears throat) Uh, yeah, uh... 582 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,554 (phone ringing) Oh. 583 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,055 Sorry, I have to get this. 584 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,890 (beeps) 585 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,359 Hey, Shula. 586 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,760 What's up? 587 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:01,894 Stomach pain? 588 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,496 Oh, how bad? 589 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,365 Yeah, it's probably your gallstone. 590 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:06,633 But I'm in the middle of something, and I... 591 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:07,800 Honey... One second. 592 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,536 Oh, sorry, I'll be off soon. 593 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,037 If you have to see a patient... 594 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,372 Uh... no! 595 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:13,440 I-I don't. We have plans. 596 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:14,774 It sounds like she needs you. 597 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:17,977 Well, Shula just doesn't like change, is all. 598 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,078 Listen, 599 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,913 you go take care of Shula, 600 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,082 Joel and I will get settled at the restaurant. 601 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,651 Are you sure? 602 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:25,618 Mm-hmm. 603 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,056 Shula, hey, you're in luck. 604 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,591 I'm on my way. 605 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:32,825 Okay. 606 00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,427 I will be as fast as I can. 607 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,795 Joel, you know what to order for me, right? 608 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,598 If I don't, I will make something up. 609 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,066 Joel, are you all right? 610 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,401 You look clammy. 611 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,069 (laughs nervously) 612 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:44,804 No, no, I'm-I'm fine. 613 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:47,574 Um... but you, however, 614 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,976 you just look... 615 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,444 Have I mentioned your teeth? 616 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:53,680 Uh, you did, yeah. 617 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,715 I'll be quick! I promise. 618 00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:58,718 (quietly): Move on from the teeth! 619 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:09,962 (people talking, laughing) 620 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,964 Just try to hold it together. 621 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,466 It hasn't even been that long. 622 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,603 It feels like hours. 623 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,871 If judgment had a face, it would be your mother's. 624 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:19,906 That is so true. 625 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,708 Look, I'm gonna try to speed things up, okay? 626 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:24,043 But just try to keep steering the conversation 627 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,112 towards her favorite subject: herself. 628 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:28,047 Bye. 629 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,450 (sighs) 630 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,619 (humming nervously) 631 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:33,853 Lavon! 632 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:34,854 Hey! 633 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,055 This is so amazing. 634 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,457 I can't believe you did all this for me. 635 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:38,491 But can we keep the momentum going? 636 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,859 Maybe we could do the cake now? 637 00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:41,027 Are you sure? 638 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,395 It's still early. 639 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:43,596 Where's Joel? 640 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:44,897 Poor guy. He's sick. 641 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:46,032 He's missing all the fun. 642 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,134 Plus, Brando and his buddies, 643 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,936 they have to leave for their charity game. 644 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,738 Horseshoes for heart disease or something. 645 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,640 And Grandpa Brando, he loves his cake, so... 646 00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,643 You're the birthday girl, huh? Cake! 647 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,911 Yes, I am. 648 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,647 A.B.! 649 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,916 You came! 650 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,553 Oh, I am so, so, so glad to see you. 651 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:07,920 Uh, are you okay being here? 652 00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:09,155 I'm great. 653 00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:10,690 Of course I'm here. 654 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,759 I mean, I wouldn't miss all this. 655 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,627 Oh, no. 656 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:16,663 Earl is six 657 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:18,631 king-sized sheets to the wind. 658 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:19,632 Shoot. 659 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:20,633 Will you excuse me one second? 660 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:22,635 Mm-hmm. 661 00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:25,171 My, my, my. 662 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:27,840 You and Lavon here at the same party 663 00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:31,644 just one week after your soul-crushing split. 664 00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:33,112 Inspiring. 665 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:35,915 If it was me, I'd be lying on the rail tracks. 666 00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:38,084 But seriously, you are the most 667 00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:39,819 mature person I've ever met. 668 00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:41,053 How do you do it? 669 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,021 Just, you know, 670 00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:45,658 finding various civil-minded distractions. 671 00:23:45,692 --> 00:23:46,959 Rejoined the Belles. 672 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:48,795 Oh. And... 673 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:51,531 where is the bar? 674 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:52,965 Is it... bup... oh! 675 00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:54,133 Yes. 676 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:55,568 Oh, uh... 677 00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:57,069 Earl... 678 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,104 How ya been, what you doing? 679 00:23:58,137 --> 00:23:59,105 Do you know where you are? 680 00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,807 I'm here to introduce myself 681 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,809 to Wade's new girlfriend. 682 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:05,478 (sniffs, laughs) 683 00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:07,814 He doesn't want me to meet her, 684 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:09,115 but I think it's a real good idea. 685 00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:10,483 Don't you? 686 00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:12,084 Um... Will you just... just 687 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,153 point me in the right direction and push? 688 00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:16,823 You know, I think I saw her in-in the study. 689 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,725 Oh. Here? Mm-hmm. 690 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:23,863 How's Shula? 691 00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:25,898 Zoe's patient. 692 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:29,836 Complications. 693 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:31,571 Nothing life-threatening, 694 00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:33,640 but just time-consuming 695 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:36,175 and just very complicated complications. 696 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,110 Um... you know what, 697 00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:39,846 though, it's a bunch of medical mumbo-jumbo. 698 00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:41,848 I never understand what she's saying anyway. 699 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:44,250 But she's... she's gonna be here very soon. 700 00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:45,317 You know, Joel, I have to say 701 00:24:45,351 --> 00:24:47,687 I am very disappointed with what's going on here. 702 00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:51,223 And I can't believe you allowed it to happen. 703 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:54,126 I allowed it to happen? 704 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,194 How did this become my fault? 705 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,196 This is not... This was Zoe's i... 706 00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:58,865 Wait. 707 00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:00,299 I'm sorry, what do you think I allowed? 708 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,902 You allowed her to move to BlueBell, 709 00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:03,770 to buy a house, 710 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:07,139 to set down roots 1,000 miles from me. 711 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,208 I had a very happy summer 712 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:10,877 in New York with my daughter. 713 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:13,179 Even happier when she found 714 00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:15,147 a New York boyfriend. 715 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,650 Yet somehow, we're back here. 716 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:18,951 I blame you. 717 00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:21,187 This is fun, though, huh? 718 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,789 Isn't it? 719 00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:24,090 Just a real chance for us 720 00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:27,059 to get to know each other. 721 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:32,732 * 722 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,768 TOM: Are you sure you want me to tell you everything? 723 00:25:35,802 --> 00:25:37,036 Because once I say it, it can't be unheard. 724 00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:37,870 GEORGE: Tom... 725 00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:39,906 Okay, I verified with Gainey's people. 726 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:42,174 McGreevy did give his notice. Really? 727 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,976 However, as of at least noon today, 728 00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:45,645 there is no associate named Scott McGreevy 729 00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:46,913 at GreenWorld in Mobile. 730 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:49,215 See, I knew he didn't develop a passion for the environment. 731 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:50,349 What is he up to? 732 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,351 Well, I did find a law firm in Mobile 733 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,687 that does have an associate named S. McGreevy. 734 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:56,856 It's called Bannister & Grigsby. 735 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,925 Of course. Of course! 736 00:25:58,958 --> 00:25:59,992 Bannister & Grigsby! 737 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:01,728 Tom, you are a rock star. 738 00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:03,329 Thank you. 739 00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:04,931 "Rock star." 740 00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:06,799 Can we add that to my official title? 741 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:08,801 No? 742 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:10,670 Okay, but... uh... think about it. 743 00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:12,672 Take your time. 744 00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:14,073 Get back to me. 745 00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:16,008 What do you say you and me have a quick celebration 746 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:17,810 of our own over at my place? Mm. 747 00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:20,279 We could be there and back before anyone even notices. 748 00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:21,681 Well, that's tempting. 749 00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:22,849 But we cannot leave. 750 00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:23,850 (laughs) 751 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:25,852 Oh, hey, great idea. Hall closet. 752 00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:26,953 What do you say? 753 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:27,954 Hey, buddy. 754 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:29,822 The host is asking for you. 755 00:26:29,856 --> 00:26:30,990 Something about getting rid of an armadillo 756 00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:32,158 that wandered into the party. 757 00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:33,359 Ugh, yuck. 758 00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:34,694 No, you're on your own. 759 00:26:34,727 --> 00:26:36,729 Hmm-mm. All right. 760 00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:40,700 If you and Wade were still together, 761 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:41,968 I bet you'd make sure 762 00:26:42,001 --> 00:26:43,369 he'd let me meet his new girlfriend. 763 00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:44,704 Sure, yes. 764 00:26:44,737 --> 00:26:46,839 Absolutely. I... 765 00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:48,708 You know, I would have preferred an actual armadillo. 766 00:26:48,741 --> 00:26:49,709 Oh, there you are. 767 00:26:49,742 --> 00:26:51,010 Hey, Dad. Oh... 768 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:52,979 I wanna meet this new girlfriend of yours. 769 00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:54,714 People love me. 770 00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:56,415 Hey, come on, Daddy, you're in no shape 771 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,751 to be making new friends, all right? 772 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:00,186 I'm in the best shape of my life. 773 00:27:00,219 --> 00:27:01,988 Hit me in the gut. 774 00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:03,990 Go on. Go on. WADE: All right. 775 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:05,124 Time to say good night. Come on, let's go home. 776 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:06,125 No, no, forget it. 777 00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:08,194 Changed my mind. 778 00:27:08,227 --> 00:27:10,730 I don't wanna meet your new girlfriend. 779 00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:11,998 I already don't like her. 780 00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:14,133 She'll never measure up to this one. 781 00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:15,802 Never. Earl... 782 00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:18,004 It's a father's duty to tell the truth. 783 00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:19,305 And the truth is 784 00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:20,907 you two made a big mistake 785 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,008 letting each other go. 786 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:24,777 I knew that. It's a... 787 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,012 tragedy, is what it is. 788 00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:30,149 It's like Romeo and... 789 00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:31,918 Mrs. Romeo. 790 00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:33,085 All right. 791 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,787 Time to say good night. Come on. 792 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,088 Upsy-daisy, let's go, Dad. 793 00:27:36,122 --> 00:27:38,791 WADE: Uh... 794 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,159 Tell Viv I'll be right back, all right? 795 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:42,929 And... thank you. 796 00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:45,031 Come on. 797 00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:46,432 Pay attention to walking, all right? 798 00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:47,967 Come on. What's this thing? 799 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,002 (guests cheering) 800 00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:58,377 AnnaBeth. 801 00:27:58,410 --> 00:27:59,979 Lavon! Hey. Hi. 802 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,180 I'm... I'm glad you made it. 803 00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:02,448 You know, I wasn't sure you'd be here. 804 00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:05,084 Of course I'm here. Celebrating Zoe. Yay! 805 00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:06,352 Where'd you think I'd be, 806 00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:08,054 sitting at home, feeling sorry for myself? 807 00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:10,456 No. No, I didn't expect you to be. 808 00:28:10,489 --> 00:28:12,825 Why not? What? 809 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:15,061 Why shouldn't I be sitting at home feeling sorry for myself? 810 00:28:15,094 --> 00:28:16,062 I-I didn't say that. You know what 811 00:28:16,095 --> 00:28:18,865 I keep hearing? How civilized this breakup is, 812 00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:20,266 how great I'm doing. 813 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:21,400 Well, it's all poppycock. 814 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:23,202 AnnaBeth, you sound a little angry. 815 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:24,470 I am angry. And sad. 816 00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:26,005 And it's all your fault. And you should 817 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,506 know that because I gave you my heart 818 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,475 and you used it like a dishrag. And truth is, 819 00:28:29,508 --> 00:28:32,411 you probably would've been happy just stringing me along forever. 820 00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:33,946 No, that's not true. I'm... 821 00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:35,748 Look, th-this is not the place. 822 00:28:35,782 --> 00:28:38,751 You know what? One day, I'm gonna meet someone else, 823 00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:41,087 someone who will love me the way I deserve 824 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,822 to be loved, and you will realize 825 00:28:42,855 --> 00:28:44,857 how stupid you were to let me go 826 00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:46,492 because I am the best thing that ever happened to you. 827 00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:48,961 But in the meantime, I am done being civil 828 00:28:48,995 --> 00:28:51,130 and polite and quiet! 829 00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:52,865 (others stop talking) 830 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:54,433 God. 831 00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:56,435 (glass clinking) 832 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:01,808 (talking resumes) 833 00:29:06,946 --> 00:29:08,781 Her fish is cold, 834 00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:11,851 her gazpacho's warm... I know it may seem like 835 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:14,420 we're dining with Godot here... (chuckles) 836 00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:15,855 It's just-- 837 00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:17,523 a little Beckett reference-- um, but I'm sure 838 00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:20,526 that Zoe will be finished with Shula at any second now. 839 00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:22,328 SHULA: What's that, dear? 840 00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:24,130 I heard my name. 841 00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:25,898 What you want? 842 00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:27,399 Uh... 843 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:30,803 I said "hula." 844 00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:32,438 "Hula." D... 845 00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:35,307 Don't mind us. Okay. 846 00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:37,276 I was really hoping 847 00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:41,881 this wasn't another of my daughter's crazy schemes. 848 00:29:41,914 --> 00:29:43,049 Joel. 849 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:46,018 Tell me 850 00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:47,186 what is going on. 851 00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:52,191 You're a very intimidating kind of person, did you know that? 852 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:56,428 Oh. Bye. Thank you for coming. 853 00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:57,496 Zoe Hart, 854 00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:58,564 you're not leaving already, are you? 855 00:29:58,597 --> 00:29:59,966 Oh, yeah. I have to bail. 856 00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:02,301 I'm so sorry, but it's been amazing. 857 00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:03,135 Joel isn't feeling well, so... 858 00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:04,370 You want me to bring over some soup? 859 00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:07,940 I got a spicy chicken noodle knock the cold off an Eskimo. 860 00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:09,842 Oh, no. I could not risk getting you sick. 861 00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:11,911 That would be one bad birthday memory. 862 00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:13,479 (chuckles) Okay. Bye-bye. Ciao for now. 863 00:30:14,947 --> 00:30:16,515 Oh, Lavon. Hey. 864 00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:18,484 Thank you for everything. I got to go. 865 00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:20,352 What... Is something wrong? 866 00:30:20,386 --> 00:30:22,054 No. 867 00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:23,355 Okay. 868 00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:25,624 Zoe. Huh? 869 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:29,361 Uh, I-I know Joel is sick, but I got to know... 870 00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:31,197 why do I hurt everybody I care about? 871 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:32,464 I mean, please, 872 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:35,067 don't leave. I-I need to know why I'm broken. 873 00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:36,368 You're my best friend. 874 00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:38,004 You're a doctor. 875 00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:39,405 Diagnose me. 876 00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:41,440 (phone rings) 877 00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:45,411 Hang in there, sweetie. 878 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:47,880 It's gonna be a little while longer. 879 00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:50,216 (clears throat) 880 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:51,517 (sighs) 881 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:01,593 (footsteps approaching) 882 00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:12,138 (chuckles) Rough night? 883 00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:15,641 Yep. I lost it. 884 00:31:15,674 --> 00:31:17,643 I got so sick of everyone telling me 885 00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:20,412 how great I'm handling everything. 886 00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:23,282 Being a beacon of responsibility can be hard. 887 00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:25,918 Believe me, I know all too well. 888 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:30,189 I think the Belles are gonna vote me out tomorrow. 889 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,058 I think so, too. 890 00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:35,261 Well, thanks for at least trying to help out. 891 00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:37,396 I know we haven't been that close lately. 892 00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:41,167 But you and Lemon are my oldest and dearest friends. 893 00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:44,937 And I know you always have my back. 894 00:31:46,038 --> 00:31:47,273 So if there's anything you want me 895 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:49,408 to do to Lavon, I will. 896 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,310 My mom has this great recipe 897 00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:53,212 for chocolate chip cookies that induce the runs. 898 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:54,346 Oh! 899 00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:56,015 (laughing) 900 00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:57,316 Thank you, Crickett. 901 00:31:58,517 --> 00:31:59,718 But stand down. 902 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:00,919 All right. 903 00:32:03,455 --> 00:32:05,424 You meet the perfect person and your problems go away, right? 904 00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:06,425 That's how it's supposed to work? 905 00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:09,361 What if I'm the problem? 906 00:32:09,395 --> 00:32:11,463 What if there's something wrong with me? 907 00:32:11,497 --> 00:32:13,232 No, Lavon, there's nothing wrong with you. 908 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,366 Well, A.B. is amazing. 909 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,434 In every way. 910 00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:17,703 I love her. 911 00:32:17,736 --> 00:32:19,938 But something just pulled me back. 912 00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:22,608 I can't give her what she wants. 913 00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:24,977 And-and what if that's the biggest mistake of my life? 914 00:32:25,011 --> 00:32:27,446 No. The biggest mistake of your life 915 00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:29,515 would be proposing or marrying someone 916 00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:31,717 you're not 110% sure is the one. 917 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:34,386 Lavon, I know you hated hurting AnnaBeth. 918 00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:35,721 But eventually, 919 00:32:35,754 --> 00:32:38,224 all that lying, it would've blown up in your face. 920 00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:41,393 You're right. 921 00:32:44,230 --> 00:32:45,597 Thank you. 922 00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:48,467 Well, I guess you should go find Joel now. 923 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,202 Actually, right now, I think 924 00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:52,704 I have to go infuriate my mother. 925 00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:00,346 (laughter) 926 00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:02,614 Yeah, kind of. Isn't that true? 927 00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:05,017 Oh, I-I mean... 928 00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:06,618 Tansy, can I talk to you for a second? 929 00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:07,619 Uh... Hey. 930 00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:08,554 How's it going, buddy? 931 00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:11,223 George, maybe now's not the right time. 932 00:33:11,257 --> 00:33:12,758 No, now is the right time. 933 00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:14,226 Maybe the best time. 934 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:15,494 You're gonna want to hear this. 935 00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:18,230 Do you want to man up and tell her what's really going on here? 936 00:33:18,264 --> 00:33:19,698 Or are you gonna make me do it? 937 00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:22,634 George, I do not know to what you are referring. 938 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,570 That's how you're gonna play this? 939 00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:26,305 Okay. 940 00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:28,640 Scooter's lying about his big life change. 941 00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:31,277 His new environmental job. 942 00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:33,145 Yeah, he's going to Mobile to work 943 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:35,514 for a big, dirty, earth-pillaging, 944 00:33:35,547 --> 00:33:37,449 animal-hating, money-grubbing, 945 00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:39,518 giant, evil corporate law firm. 946 00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:41,653 Boom! G-Tuck dropping truth hammers. 947 00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:44,290 Scott, is that true? 948 00:33:44,323 --> 00:33:46,258 And is there such a place? 949 00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:48,127 No to the first. 950 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,828 And, sadly, yes to the second. 951 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,397 Bannister & Grigsby. 952 00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:53,265 I used to worship that firm. 953 00:33:53,299 --> 00:33:55,267 (chuckles) Used to? Used to. 954 00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:57,803 Liar. Tell me this. 955 00:33:57,836 --> 00:34:00,439 Why do the good people at GreenWorld not have you listed 956 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,408 on their roster as a new associate? 957 00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:04,843 Probably because I'm not. 958 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:06,545 They hired me as a partner. 959 00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:08,547 Okay, and what about Bannister & Grigsby? 960 00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:10,549 Mr. Tucker? Sir? You expect me to believe that it's just a coincidence 961 00:34:10,582 --> 00:34:12,551 George? G-Tuck? that they have a S. McGreevy working for them right now? 962 00:34:12,584 --> 00:34:13,752 I'm sorry... What, Tom?! 963 00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:15,821 I am on a roll here. I just called the number listed 964 00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:17,289 for S. McGreevy because I was gonna leave 965 00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:18,157 this mean voice mail like, 966 00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:20,159 "Oh, we got you, Sleezeball McGreedy," 967 00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:22,594 but then a woman picked up, said her name was Sara. 968 00:34:22,628 --> 00:34:24,863 "S" for Sara. 969 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:26,198 Said she's Scooter's cousin. 970 00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:27,566 That she is. 971 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:30,202 I've been trying to get her to quit that awful job. 972 00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:32,438 "McGreedy." (chuckles) 973 00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:33,572 That's funny. 974 00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:34,873 And it's very effective. 975 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,475 Kudos. 976 00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:39,478 I see how this could look very bad on me. 977 00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:40,879 (laughs) 978 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,881 Enjoy your meal. 979 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:45,117 And your evening. 980 00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:50,222 (laughs nervously) It's... 981 00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:53,725 ZOE: Joel, thank God you picked up. 982 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,194 Zoe, listen. 983 00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:56,228 No, you don't have to say it. 984 00:34:56,262 --> 00:34:57,596 You were right about everything. 985 00:34:57,629 --> 00:34:58,897 I have to tell my mom about the Wilkes. 986 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:00,332 The longer I hide the truth, 987 00:35:00,366 --> 00:35:01,800 the bigger it's gonna blow up in my face. 988 00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:03,735 Bring my mother to the party. 989 00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:05,771 I'm so glad to hear you say that. 990 00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:10,642 Just means you're more likely to forgive me later. 991 00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:13,779 Happy birthday, sweetheart. 992 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:24,890 JOEL: This is going better than we ever expected. 993 00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:25,891 She's not even upset. 994 00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:27,759 it's just as likely that that's 995 00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:29,695 a very lifelike Candace robot. 996 00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:30,762 VIVIAN: Zoe? 997 00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:31,763 I cannot believe you did not 998 00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:33,232 tell us your mother was coming. 999 00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:34,233 This is a great surprise! 1000 00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:35,934 Well, what's a birthday without a surprise? 1001 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,404 You got a special girl, Mrs. Hart. 1002 00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:40,239 I do. We love your daughter. 1003 00:35:40,272 --> 00:35:42,774 Meeting her has been a complete godsend. 1004 00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:43,942 And we want to get to know you, too. 1005 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:44,943 Come on. 1006 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:45,944 Meet the rest of the family. 1007 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,179 Oh, there's more of you. 1008 00:35:47,213 --> 00:35:48,180 Bring them on. 1009 00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:49,448 (sighs) 1010 00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:53,252 Come on, that's got to feel good. 1011 00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:54,686 Yes, it does. 1012 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:57,423 So why can't I stop looking for the other shoe to drop? 1013 00:35:58,557 --> 00:35:59,691 Oh, it's NPO. 1014 00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:02,394 Naturally pessimistic outlook. 1015 00:36:02,428 --> 00:36:04,830 But don't worry, we're gonna work on that. 1016 00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:07,933 (gavel bangs) 1017 00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:11,270 Time to call this meeting to order. 1018 00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:13,939 When the gavel goes up, the mouth goes shut. 1019 00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:16,408 Okay, new business. 1020 00:36:16,442 --> 00:36:18,977 I move for an immediate emergency recall vote, 1021 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:20,679 removing you, Crickett, 1022 00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:21,947 as Head Belle. 1023 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:24,283 You're controlling and mean. 1024 00:36:24,316 --> 00:36:26,285 You let the power go to your head. 1025 00:36:26,318 --> 00:36:29,855 So, I nominate AnnaBeth Nass to take your place. 1026 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:34,860 I accept. (laughs) 1027 00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:40,566 I am so grateful to be given this chance. 1028 00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:43,502 From now on, Belles are gonna stick together, 1029 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:44,903 through thick and thin, 1030 00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:47,706 so I'm gonna nominate a co-leader... 1031 00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:49,308 Crickett Watts. 1032 00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:52,278 I won't do it without her. 1033 00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:57,583 Fine. (clears throat) 1034 00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:58,884 All in favor? 1035 00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:09,261 You know, it means a lot to me that your dad made time 1036 00:37:09,295 --> 00:37:10,729 in his schedule to meet me. 1037 00:37:10,762 --> 00:37:12,731 Uh, full disclosure... 1038 00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:15,601 Earl might have a little more free time than I let on. 1039 00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:17,869 I kind of had a feeling. 1040 00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:20,339 The problem's mine, not his, okay? 1041 00:37:20,372 --> 00:37:22,874 Guess I wasn't keen on an introduction 1042 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:25,344 because, on occasion, 1043 00:37:25,377 --> 00:37:28,280 Earl can get a little... odd. 1044 00:37:28,314 --> 00:37:30,048 And drunk. 1045 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:31,783 And for whatever reason, 1046 00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:35,821 I didn't want anything to change what you think of me. 1047 00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:37,389 Was that so hard to say? 1048 00:37:38,690 --> 00:37:41,493 Nothing's gonna change what I think of you. 1049 00:37:41,527 --> 00:37:43,261 For whatever reason. 1050 00:37:44,663 --> 00:37:47,766 (leaves rustling) 1051 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,769 Oh, my goodness, what do we have here? 1052 00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:52,538 Either Sunday came early this week, 1053 00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:54,973 or my dad dressed up to meet you. 1054 00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:56,542 Step on over here, you two. 1055 00:37:56,575 --> 00:37:58,977 Let me get a good look at you. 1056 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:01,313 My, my, aren't you a handsome couple. 1057 00:38:01,347 --> 00:38:02,814 Vivian, I want you to meet my dad. 1058 00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:04,049 It's a real pleasure to meet you. 1059 00:38:04,082 --> 00:38:05,651 Oh, it's great to meet you. 1060 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:08,286 (chuckles) People call me Earl. 1061 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,737 Hey, Tansy. 1062 00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:28,674 If this is another attempt to discredit Scott... 1063 00:38:28,707 --> 00:38:29,708 I'm sorry. 1064 00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:33,078 I came here to say I'm sorry. 1065 00:38:33,111 --> 00:38:35,547 For all of it. 1066 00:38:35,581 --> 00:38:36,948 It's been a roller coaster. 1067 00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:38,750 Yeah, the kind where you're upside down, 1068 00:38:38,784 --> 00:38:40,719 loop after loop, strapped in only by your feet. 1069 00:38:40,752 --> 00:38:41,887 I love those kind. 1070 00:38:43,489 --> 00:38:45,691 So, you and Scooter? You, uh... 1071 00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:47,526 Giving it another shot. 1072 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,563 George, you know how I feel about you, 1073 00:38:51,597 --> 00:38:53,765 but I have history with Scott, too. 1074 00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:56,768 In spite of myself, I loved him. I... 1075 00:38:56,802 --> 00:38:59,104 I still do, and maybe now he's 1076 00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:01,573 actually worthy of it. 1077 00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:05,777 He changed for me, and nobody has ever done that before. 1078 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,049 I hope that it works out for you. 1079 00:39:12,518 --> 00:39:13,652 Truly. 1080 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,621 Truly, I do. 1081 00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:19,124 I'll see you around. 1082 00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:20,759 (soft chuckle) Actually, um... 1083 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:23,995 I promised Scott that I would quit the Rammer Jammer. 1084 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:25,997 I think he knew how hard it would be 1085 00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:27,466 to see you every day. 1086 00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:29,468 But he got me a job in Mobile 1087 00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:32,604 at an actual hair salon, so... 1088 00:39:32,638 --> 00:39:35,607 So, this is good-bye. 1089 00:39:35,641 --> 00:39:36,875 Who knows. 1090 00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:38,143 It is us. (chuckles) 1091 00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:39,811 And we have the worst relationship luck 1092 00:39:39,845 --> 00:39:41,913 of any two people I have ever known. 1093 00:39:41,947 --> 00:39:44,616 You'd think that would've meant we're perfect for each other. 1094 00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:45,784 (laughs) 1095 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:49,855 All right, then. 1096 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:54,192 Good-bye, Tans. 1097 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,927 Bye. 1098 00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:10,041 ZOE: There you are. 1099 00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:13,545 Buy you breakfast on your last day in BlueBell? 1100 00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:16,582 Well, I don't know, did you have a secret first breakfast 1101 00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:17,983 with your other family? 1102 00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:20,586 Hmm. Okay, I deserved that. 1103 00:40:20,619 --> 00:40:23,655 I am sorry that I didn't tell you about them sooner. 1104 00:40:23,689 --> 00:40:25,657 I know, dear. I was worried you would feel hurt. 1105 00:40:25,691 --> 00:40:27,225 But now that it's all out in the open, 1106 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,194 I realized that there was nothing to worry about 1107 00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:30,529 to begin with. 1108 00:40:30,562 --> 00:40:32,964 I'm so glad that you came and met them. 1109 00:40:32,998 --> 00:40:34,199 It was a great birthday. 1110 00:40:34,232 --> 00:40:35,534 It was, and you're right-- 1111 00:40:35,567 --> 00:40:37,202 the Wilkes are terrific. 1112 00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:39,805 Loyal, caring. A great family. 1113 00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:41,973 Yeah, it's nice to have them here. I know, and that's why 1114 00:40:42,007 --> 00:40:43,475 I can't let them win. 1115 00:40:43,509 --> 00:40:44,876 Hmm? Win? 1116 00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:46,845 Who win? Win what? You, Zoe. 1117 00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:49,214 If BlueBell is where you're gonna have your life-- 1118 00:40:49,247 --> 00:40:51,583 a house, a family, eventually grandbabies-- 1119 00:40:51,617 --> 00:40:53,685 well if this is where it's gonna be, then this 1120 00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,153 is where I'm gonna be. 1121 00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:56,822 I'm staying. 1122 00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:57,889 In BlueBell. 1123 00:40:57,923 --> 00:41:00,759 Uh, BlueBell, Alabama? 1124 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:03,829 Hey, so... 1125 00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:04,863 what'd I miss? 1126 00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:07,899 The other shoe.