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HELEN (WHISPERING): If it
feels good, go with it.
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- ♪♪
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(WHISPERING): But we're supposed
to be the responsible ones here.
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EDDIE: I got to agree with that.
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So, in the spirit of responsibility:
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lambskins.
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- Courtesy of my pop's undies drawer.
- (HELEN GIGGLES)
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(KEYS JINGLING IN DISTANCE)
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- (SLOW FOOTSTEPS)
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- (KEYS JINGLING)
- What was that?
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I know you two heard it. The jingling?
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It's probably those annoying wind chimes
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the eight-year-olds made.
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♪♪
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(THUNK)
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(WHIMPERS)
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(SCREAMS)
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♪♪
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♪♪
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(OWL HOOTING)
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(KEYS JINGLING)
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♪♪
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
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♪♪
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♪ American Horror Story: 1984 9x01 ♪
Camp Redwood
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(MUSIC SLOWS, DISTORTS)
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(FILM PROJECTOR CLICKING)
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♪ (HARD ROCK MUSIC) ♪
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Kick!
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Kick! Up!
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Reach!
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_
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♪ This is the end ♪
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XAVIER: Yeah!
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♪ You made your choice ♪
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- ♪ And now my chance is over ♪
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♪ I thought I was in ♪
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XAVIER: Hip thrust, in. (GRUNTS)
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♪ You put me down and
say I'm going nowhere ♪
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XAVIER: Left, left. (GRUNTS)
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- ♪ Save me, darlin' ♪
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♪ I am down ♪
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♪ But I am far from over ♪
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_
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- ♪ Give me something ♪
- XAVIER: Ooh.
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And down.
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♪ I need it all 'cause I am ♪
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- ♪ Runnin' over ♪
- Left! Left! Right! Right!
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It's hard but it's worth it!
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♪ Back in the race ♪
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♪ I'm moving in 'cause
I am getting closer ♪
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♪ I'm digging in ♪
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XAVIER: Yes! Two more!
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- ♪ I want it more than ♪
- On your side!
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♪ Anything I've wanted ♪
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♪ Save. ♪
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Hi.
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I'm not a lez. Just friendly.
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Rad bod, though.
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Like that girl on Cheers.
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I noticed you ogling
my buddy Chet's mound.
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You want me to introduce you?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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It's nothing to be ashamed of.
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The whole reason most people
come to Slimmercise class
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is to hook up.
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Not for me.
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The last American virgin.
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Everyone tells me I can be
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a little over the top with new people.
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It's just that it's L.A....
you can't make friends
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unless you get a little
aggressive, right?
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Totally.
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I'm Brooke.
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I'm new in town.
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Well, I'm obsessed with this place.
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I've been doing aerobics since '82.
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Ever since I read those articles
about it in Rolling Stone.
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Did you know they have competitive
aerobics championships?
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- Sounds... serious.
- (CHUCKLES)
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I know it may sound silly to you,
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but I'm gonna be the greatest
aerobics competitor of all time.
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- I'm Montana, by the way.
- Mm.
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("CRUEL SUMMER" BY BANANARAMA PLAYING)
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She was stabbed, like, 40 times.
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Her throat was cut so badly
she was basically decapitated.
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- Describing your last date?
- (CHUCKLES) Hilarious.
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- Yeah.
- No.
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There was a murder a couple
of days ago in Glassell Park.
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My cousin works for LAPD Homicide,
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and they're convinced
whoever did it is responsible
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for a bunch of other
unsolved murders in town.
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The cops are calling
him the Night Stalker.
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I heard serial killers
become more active
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in the summer months when it's hot.
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Because people sleep with
their windows open at night.
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Hmm. This is Brooke.
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She's new in town.
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Brooke, this is Xavier,
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Ray and Chet.
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(CHUCKLES): Hi.
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Hey.
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Hey. How do you guys know each other?
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XAVIER: Well, it's L.A.
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Do any of us really know each other?
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RAY: We collected each other
over the last couple of years.
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Xavier and Montana met in traffic
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- and dated for a hot second.
- "Met in traffic"
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is a nice way of saying
that I missed an audition
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for one of the last episodes of MASH
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because she rear-ended me.
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You are welcome.
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- You're an actor?
- Yeah.
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Not one of those "happy to
get a role on a soap opera
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or a Coca-Cola commercial" types.
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I'm a serious actor.
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- (LAUGHS)
- I trained at Stella Adler...
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I'm method.
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Cool.
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Chet and I met at the gym.
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Yeah, and I think I met Montana
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at a party up in the hills
at Justine Bateman's house.
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- You know her?
- Not really.
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Anyway... my cousin was
saying that they think
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that this guy's gonna go on a rampage,
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like Son of Sam did
in the summer of '78.
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Which is why I'm getting out of town
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for the next couple of months.
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I got a gig as a counselor
at a summer camp
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they're opening up a
couple of hours from here.
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You guys should all come.
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I mean, they're
desperate for counselors.
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Hey, I'm in. When do we leave?
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Tomorrow, after class.
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Why can't we leave tonight?
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Slow down.
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What's with you?
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You been jumpy all week.
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I'm just ready to get out before
the Olympic shit show starts.
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Okay? Los Angeles is about
to descend into chaos.
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All right, gridlock on the freeways.
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And I'm thinking of poor
Chet, having to be here
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getting his face rubbed in it.
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Fuck the IOC.
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I'm in.
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Do you think they'd let
me teach aerobics up there?
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Can't see why not.
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(SHORT CHUCKLE) I'm in.
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You should come.
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I'm desperate for some
estrogen in this crew.
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Oh. Sounds fun,
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but I'm taking classes
at Santa Monica College.
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I'm gonna be a veterinary assistant.
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Wow. Aiming high.
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Knock it off, Montana.
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Yeah.
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I'm in the medical field, too.
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Medical field?
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You're an orderly. You mop up poop.
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We're all putting our
lives on hold for this,
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but I'm telling you,
it's gonna be worth it.
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You don't want to be in
this town this summer.
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It could cost you your life.
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♪ Not the only one, it's a cruel... ♪
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Oh, um, your bag. (CHUCKLES)
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♪ Cruel summer... ♪
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Thanks.
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If you change your mind...
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call me.
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- ♪ It's a cruel ♪
- ♪ It's a cruel ♪
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♪ Cruel summer ♪
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♪ Now you're gone ♪
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♪ You're not the only one ♪
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- ♪ It's a cruel ♪
- ♪ It's a cruel ♪
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♪ Cruel summer. ♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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(SIGHS)
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(RUSTLING NEARBY)
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(CLANK)
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(LOW CREAKING)
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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- (MUFFLED SCREAMING)
- Shut up.
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- (SOBS)
- Where's the jewelry?
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Get it for me.
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- (SHRIEKS)
- Get it for me!
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(PANTING)
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Is that it?
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All of it?
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Swear on Satan!
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I swear. (SCREAMS)
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Fuckin' waste of time!
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I'm sorry!
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At least we'll see some blood.
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- No, please, don't-don't...
- You're gonna be famous.
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You're gonna die by the
hand of the Night Stalker.
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- (GRUNTING)
- Aah!
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- (POUNDING ON DOOR)
- MAN: Hey, you okay in there?
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- The cops are on the way!
- Bitch!
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- (POUNDING ON DOOR)
- I will find you.
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Satan will show me the way.
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("SOMEBODY'S WATCHING
ME" BY ROCKWELL PLAYING)
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RAY: A little Jack
might take the edge off.
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I still don't really know what happened.
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♪ Watching me... ♪
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(GRUNTS) How am I alive right now?
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Face it: you're a badass.
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I'm not. He said he was
gonna come back and kill me.
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The cops are gonna find him, right?
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Totally. But in the meantime,
he won't be able to find you.
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What's better than a few
weeks in the wilderness
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to forget about everything?
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And get paid for it.
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Brooke, you're totally doing
the right thing coming with us.
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Absolutely. It's gonna
be a nonstop party.
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The kids, the camp.
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I got enough blow and weed
to last us through the summer.
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And let's just hope
we don't have to take
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any random drug tests.
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- (LAUGHTER)
- No, it's not fucking funny.
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What? What did I say?
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.001. That's how much shit
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those wastoids say
was in my bloodstream.
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If you haven't figured it out,
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Chet was disqualified from Team USA.
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He peed a pharmacy, so they
kicked him out of the Olympics.
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Come on, you can be honest
with us... we're friends.
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CHET: But I didn't do anything!
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I worked my ass off for that spot.
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I mean, look at this bod.
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Have you ever seen a body like this?
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Never.
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- You're embarrassing yourself.
- Embarrassing myself?
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- Yes.
- Yeah, what the hell have you got? Let's see.
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Yeah, I'm up for a laugh.
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(GRUNTS)
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Well, it's like the ad says...
there's always room for Jell-O.
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Ah. Eat my shorts.
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♪ Just a little touched ♪
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♪ But maybe showers
remind me of Psycho... ♪
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What the hell.
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Guess it doesn't matter what I
put in my body anymore anyway.
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RAY: Let's go. Let's go!
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♪ Somebody's watching me... ♪
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No, thanks.
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More for me.
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(SNIFFING)
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♪ I always feel like ♪
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♪ Somebody's watching me ♪
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♪ Tell me, is it just a dream? ♪
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- (ENGINE TURNS OFF)
- (MUSIC STOPS)
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Fill 'Er up.
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- Pay phone?
- Mm-hmm.
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Takes a quarter.
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(LINE RINGING)
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Hey, this is Xavier's answering machine.
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When you hear the beep, do your thang.
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AUTOMATED VOICE: You have 11 messages.
259
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First message.
260
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MAN (RECORDED): You
can't just take your dick
261
00:14:20,428 --> 00:14:23,296
and walk away. There's nowhere to run,
262
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,964
nowhere to hide.
263
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,467
I know exactly where you're going.
264
00:14:27,468 --> 00:14:30,136
Xavier! Let's go! We got to get
moving if we're gonna make it
265
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,905
to Redwood before dark.
266
00:14:31,906 --> 00:14:33,740
You say Redwood?
267
00:14:33,741 --> 00:14:35,642
BROOKE: Yeah. Camp Redwood.
268
00:14:35,643 --> 00:14:37,711
We're all counselors
there for the summer.
269
00:14:37,712 --> 00:14:39,279
Turn around.
270
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,280
Go back to the city.
271
00:14:42,729 --> 00:14:44,897
They never should have
opened that place up again.
272
00:14:44,898 --> 00:14:47,166
Yeah, yeah. How much do we owe you?
273
00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:49,401
Ten even.
274
00:14:59,445 --> 00:15:00,777
You're all gonna die.
275
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,250
(ENGINE STARTS)
276
00:15:07,453 --> 00:15:09,753
("PHOTOGRAPH" BY DEF LEPPARD PLAYING)
277
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:19,197
♪ I'm outta luck ♪
278
00:15:19,198 --> 00:15:21,032
♪ Outta love... ♪
279
00:15:21,033 --> 00:15:23,374
You guys, I think we were
supposed to turn back there.
280
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:25,021
Nah, that was a side road.
281
00:15:25,022 --> 00:15:26,727
Leads to the same place.
282
00:15:26,728 --> 00:15:28,069
This way is much faster.
283
00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:29,271
You've never been here before.
284
00:15:29,272 --> 00:15:31,039
- How do you know?
- Instincts, baby.
285
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,068
Maybe we should have
checked at the gas station.
286
00:15:33,069 --> 00:15:35,177
BROOKE: Why was that guy saying
287
00:15:35,178 --> 00:15:37,045
all of that creepy st... Look out!
288
00:15:37,046 --> 00:15:38,880
(TIRES SCREECH)
289
00:15:38,881 --> 00:15:40,014
(GASPS)
290
00:15:46,388 --> 00:15:48,189
Did we hit him?
291
00:15:49,881 --> 00:15:52,073
No. I-I don't think so.
292
00:15:52,074 --> 00:15:53,394
Hey.
293
00:15:53,395 --> 00:15:55,162
You okay?
294
00:15:56,547 --> 00:15:58,017
Just keep your head back and relax.
295
00:15:58,018 --> 00:15:59,233
We need to keep him warm.
296
00:15:59,234 --> 00:16:01,268
I-I'll go get a blanket.
297
00:16:01,269 --> 00:16:02,601
What's your name?
298
00:16:03,638 --> 00:16:05,139
I can't remember.
299
00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:07,541
- (SCREAMING)
- CHET: No, no, no, no, no, no!
300
00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:10,044
- Don't move.
- XAVIER: No...
301
00:16:10,045 --> 00:16:11,378
Look-look at his cuts.
302
00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:14,082
The dried blood. He didn't just get
303
00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:16,251
those injuries... he's
been out here a long time.
304
00:16:16,252 --> 00:16:18,854
Doesn't matter. We're
in the middle of nowhere.
305
00:16:18,855 --> 00:16:20,355
We can't just leave him here.
306
00:16:20,356 --> 00:16:22,715
XAVIER: We'll take him back
to the camp with us, then, but
307
00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,883
let's get our stories straight.
We didn't hit him.
308
00:16:27,296 --> 00:16:29,120
Here, let's just get him up, huh?
309
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,883
- Let's get him up.
- Come on.
310
00:16:30,884 --> 00:16:31,908
(GASPS)
311
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,934
You got to believe me.
312
00:16:33,935 --> 00:16:35,903
- I tried.
- BROOKE: It's okay.
313
00:16:35,904 --> 00:16:37,904
Okay. It's okay. It's okay.
314
00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:43,924
RAY: Hey.
315
00:16:43,925 --> 00:16:46,125
Hey!
316
00:16:47,695 --> 00:16:49,695
♪♪
317
00:17:09,975 --> 00:17:11,575
Welcome to Camp Redwood.
318
00:17:11,576 --> 00:17:13,577
I'm Margaret Booth. I'm the owner.
319
00:17:13,578 --> 00:17:16,071
Boss lady chopping her own wood. Choice.
320
00:17:16,072 --> 00:17:17,973
Well, we'll all have
to wear multiple hats.
321
00:17:17,974 --> 00:17:20,052
We are short-staffed, and the
kids arrive in the morning.
322
00:17:20,053 --> 00:17:22,050
Yeah, are we the only counselors?
323
00:17:22,051 --> 00:17:24,712
Well, the Olympics create
thousands of temporary jobs,
324
00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:27,028
and my pool of potential
employees was limited.
325
00:17:27,029 --> 00:17:29,029
Is there a medic or a nurse here?
326
00:17:29,951 --> 00:17:32,552
We have a situation.
327
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,177
What happened to him?
328
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,134
XAVIER: Uh, he was by
the side of the road.
329
00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:38,657
- He was already messed up.
- Okay, well,
330
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:39,991
let's get him to the infirmary.
331
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:50,002
You say you found him in
the middle of the road?
332
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,637
He was by the side of the road.
333
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:54,640
He's been pretty out of
it, saying weird things,
334
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,275
not making much sense.
335
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,778
He's severely dehydrated.
336
00:17:58,779 --> 00:18:01,247
Probably went for a hike and got lost.
337
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:04,350
Couldn't find his way back. Panicked.
338
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:07,986
People don't realize just
how deep these woods are.
339
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,722
Hikers get lost in them every year.
340
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,024
End up dead of hypothermia or
341
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,492
falling into a ravine
342
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,828
or just disappearing altogether.
343
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,597
He's lucky you found him.
344
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,655
Hmm.
345
00:18:19,656 --> 00:18:20,999
Is he gonna die?
346
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,168
Not on my watch.
347
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,279
Don't worry,
348
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:26,867
I work in the E.R. at Hawthorne
Hospital the rest of the year.
349
00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:29,407
MARGARET: Why don't we
give our nurse a little space.
350
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,842
Come on. I can show you
all a tour of the camp.
351
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,548
We have canoes and rowboats.
352
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,985
All children must have a
buddy to go into the water.
353
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:42,344
The lake is allegedly bottomless,
354
00:18:42,345 --> 00:18:45,204
and drowning is the number one
cause of death for U.S. campers.
355
00:18:45,205 --> 00:18:46,205
What's second?
356
00:18:51,863 --> 00:18:53,963
♪♪
357
00:18:57,703 --> 00:19:00,405
And this is Chef Bertie,
358
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,139
a Camp Redwood veteran.
359
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:03,608
Dibs.
360
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,042
You wouldn't know what to do with it
361
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,277
if you got it, handsome.
362
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,279
(RAY CHUCKLES)
363
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,880
Put those scrawny arms to work
364
00:19:09,881 --> 00:19:11,882
and help a lady fill her pantry.
365
00:19:11,883 --> 00:19:13,884
All of you, grab a crate.
366
00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:16,053
This heat is a killer.
367
00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:18,388
MARGARET: Chef Bertie worked
here when I was a counselor.
368
00:19:18,389 --> 00:19:21,025
We are so blessed to have her with us.
369
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,928
I have many good memories of this place.
370
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,462
It's magic up here in the fresh air.
371
00:19:28,153 --> 00:19:31,421
I'm sorry that one bad
apple ruined it for everyone.
372
00:19:31,422 --> 00:19:34,424
The minute I heard Margaret
was reopening this place,
373
00:19:34,425 --> 00:19:36,526
I was first to volunteer.
374
00:19:36,527 --> 00:19:39,763
No. No, no, no, this... all
this goes up to the mess hall.
375
00:19:39,764 --> 00:19:42,599
MARGARET: Girls shower in
the a.m., boys in the p.m.
376
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,268
Same goes for counselors, too.
377
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,103
This is the girls' cabin.
378
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:53,776
And this is the boys' cabin.
379
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:55,111
Girls are red.
380
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:56,479
Boys are blue.
381
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,146
Don't even try to make purple.
382
00:19:59,183 --> 00:20:00,950
You expect us to be celibate all summer?
383
00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:02,919
Well, I'm not banning self-abuse.
384
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,921
Although every stroke soils your soul.
385
00:20:04,922 --> 00:20:06,223
But how could I ever enforce it?
386
00:20:06,224 --> 00:20:08,558
It's 1984, Margaret.
387
00:20:08,559 --> 00:20:11,127
They're building coed showers
in the West Hollywood gym.
388
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,697
You ever hear of the sexual revolution?
389
00:20:13,698 --> 00:20:15,699
Sex won.
390
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:18,735
I am aware of the decadence of our era.
391
00:20:18,736 --> 00:20:21,003
Women's underwear that
shows the buttocks.
392
00:20:21,004 --> 00:20:23,806
Pornography in your own home.
393
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,141
Van Halen.
394
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:27,676
I have been fighting the Lord's fight
395
00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:30,212
against filth around
the world for years.
396
00:20:30,213 --> 00:20:32,522
Charles Keating is a dear friend.
397
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,548
I was right by his side in Cincinnati
398
00:20:34,549 --> 00:20:36,349
during that Larry Flynt trial.
399
00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:38,986
And that is why, while still grieving
400
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:42,056
my sweet husband
Walter's untimely death,
401
00:20:42,057 --> 00:20:45,459
I took a small portion
of the large fortune
402
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:48,395
he left to me to buy this
camp and create a safe,
403
00:20:48,396 --> 00:20:51,992
pure, godly and decent place
404
00:20:51,993 --> 00:20:55,396
for the children of this country
to escape for the summer.
405
00:20:55,397 --> 00:20:58,756
It is a dream come true.
406
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,676
Now, there aren't many rules,
but I expect every one of you
407
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,269
to follow them without exception.
408
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,740
Who's Charles Keating?
409
00:21:07,741 --> 00:21:09,741
♪♪
410
00:21:33,434 --> 00:21:35,767
I don't smoke that funny weed.
411
00:21:35,768 --> 00:21:39,505
Only thing I put in my lungs...
412
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:40,772
is a Marlboro Red.
413
00:21:40,773 --> 00:21:42,708
You know that shit will kill you.
414
00:21:42,709 --> 00:21:44,443
All got to die somehow.
415
00:21:44,444 --> 00:21:47,446
Any of you been camp counselors before?
416
00:21:47,447 --> 00:21:48,618
- BROOKE: Mm-mmm.
- CHET: No.
417
00:21:48,619 --> 00:21:50,051
Nah. We just had to get out of L.A.
418
00:21:50,052 --> 00:21:51,052
RITA: I hear that.
419
00:21:51,053 --> 00:21:52,511
Couldn't stand being in that city
420
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:55,389
another minute. Not with
all those gruesome murders
421
00:21:55,390 --> 00:21:57,024
happening so close to home.
422
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:59,160
I was attacked in my apartment
423
00:21:59,161 --> 00:22:01,161
by the Night Stalker.
424
00:22:02,164 --> 00:22:04,341
He said he'd come after me.
425
00:22:04,342 --> 00:22:05,976
Brooke, take a chill pill.
426
00:22:05,977 --> 00:22:08,279
He doesn't know where you
are, and nobody followed us.
427
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,014
Nothing bad is gonna happen here.
428
00:22:10,015 --> 00:22:13,016
RITA: Maybe not, but something did.
429
00:22:14,185 --> 00:22:15,719
14 years ago.
430
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,754
That's why they closed this place down.
431
00:22:17,755 --> 00:22:21,015
Rita. I totally understand
the tradition,
432
00:22:21,016 --> 00:22:22,592
and usually I'm cool with that,
433
00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:24,694
but our friend Brooke here
434
00:22:24,695 --> 00:22:26,763
had a for-real assault, and
435
00:22:26,764 --> 00:22:29,099
we're just not in the mood
for a bullshit ghost story.
436
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:30,500
It's not bullshit.
437
00:22:30,501 --> 00:22:32,535
And there was no ghost.
438
00:22:33,871 --> 00:22:35,872
I'll be honest with you.
I've never been a nurse
439
00:22:35,873 --> 00:22:37,241
at a summer camp before.
440
00:22:37,242 --> 00:22:39,576
And you've never been counselors.
441
00:22:39,577 --> 00:22:41,678
So how did we get these jobs
442
00:22:41,679 --> 00:22:44,347
with no prior experience?
443
00:22:44,348 --> 00:22:46,516
That's because anybody
that knows anything
444
00:22:46,517 --> 00:22:47,918
about Camp Redwood
445
00:22:47,919 --> 00:22:50,385
doesn't want to be in Camp Redwood.
446
00:22:52,790 --> 00:22:54,891
This is the sight of the
worst summer camp massacre
447
00:22:54,892 --> 00:22:56,225
of all time.
448
00:22:56,226 --> 00:22:57,862
Come on, Rita.
449
00:22:57,863 --> 00:23:00,196
His name was Benjamin Richter.
450
00:23:00,197 --> 00:23:02,698
But everybody called him Mr. Jingles.
451
00:23:04,902 --> 00:23:07,537
Richter was drafted
into the Vietnam War.
452
00:23:07,538 --> 00:23:10,139
They sent him off to Saigon,
453
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,640
and that's where he found his calling.
454
00:23:14,744 --> 00:23:17,412
He had the highest kill
rate in his company.
455
00:23:17,413 --> 00:23:20,549
And even after he was wounded,
456
00:23:20,550 --> 00:23:22,585
he went back for a second tour.
457
00:23:22,586 --> 00:23:24,386
See, he liked to kill,
458
00:23:24,387 --> 00:23:26,087
and he was good at it.
459
00:23:26,957 --> 00:23:28,924
He had a nasty habit
460
00:23:28,925 --> 00:23:31,927
of collecting trophies from his enemies.
461
00:23:31,928 --> 00:23:33,929
Cut off their ears
462
00:23:33,930 --> 00:23:36,031
and strung them into a necklace.
463
00:23:36,032 --> 00:23:38,200
- [WHISPERING] Jesus.
- Army found out about it
464
00:23:38,201 --> 00:23:40,202
and gave him a dishonorable discharge.
465
00:23:40,203 --> 00:23:41,837
Richter came home to nothing.
466
00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:43,873
Only job he was able to get...
467
00:23:43,874 --> 00:23:46,108
was right here in Camp Redwood.
468
00:23:46,109 --> 00:23:49,110
Nobody knows exactly why he snapped.
469
00:23:49,111 --> 00:23:51,713
But one random night,
470
00:23:51,714 --> 00:23:54,048
Mr. Jingles grabs a knife
471
00:23:54,049 --> 00:23:56,316
and slaughters an entire cabin.
472
00:23:57,216 --> 00:23:59,320
Ten victims in all.
473
00:23:59,321 --> 00:24:00,855
MARGARET: You're wrong.
474
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:04,125
If you're gonna tell
a story, tell it right.
475
00:24:04,126 --> 00:24:06,661
Alcohol is not allowed.
476
00:24:06,662 --> 00:24:09,363
- Wha... God!
- Neither are those funny-smelling cigarettes.
477
00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:10,498
What are those, cloves?
478
00:24:10,499 --> 00:24:12,667
So nothing happened here?
479
00:24:12,668 --> 00:24:14,335
No, there was a massacre.
480
00:24:14,336 --> 00:24:16,437
But only nine died, not ten.
481
00:24:16,438 --> 00:24:19,007
So Mr. Jingles is real?
482
00:24:19,008 --> 00:24:20,874
(BROOKE GASPS)
483
00:24:24,145 --> 00:24:26,647
Now, I don't usually show off,
484
00:24:26,648 --> 00:24:29,583
but since you all are
helping me start this camp,
485
00:24:29,584 --> 00:24:31,817
I think you deserve to know everything.
486
00:24:36,824 --> 00:24:38,725
I was asleep when I heard it.
487
00:24:38,726 --> 00:24:40,060
(KEYS JINGLING)
488
00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:41,662
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
- It was the sound
489
00:24:41,663 --> 00:24:44,497
of his keys... jingling.
490
00:24:44,498 --> 00:24:46,166
I opened my eyes
491
00:24:46,167 --> 00:24:48,334
a split-second before I felt the blade.
492
00:24:48,335 --> 00:24:49,836
- (SCREAMS)
- But I knew
493
00:24:49,837 --> 00:24:52,338
I was going to die.
494
00:24:52,339 --> 00:24:54,808
- (THUNK)
- _
495
00:24:54,809 --> 00:24:58,043
But then a miracle happened.
496
00:25:01,949 --> 00:25:03,950
I saw a bubble
497
00:25:03,951 --> 00:25:05,952
rising to the surface,
498
00:25:05,953 --> 00:25:08,520
and I had this powerful urge
499
00:25:08,521 --> 00:25:11,624
to follow it up to the light.
500
00:25:11,625 --> 00:25:13,893
I was so scared.
501
00:25:13,894 --> 00:25:16,629
I didn't know how I could stay still.
502
00:25:16,630 --> 00:25:20,399
But then the light became so bright.
503
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,602
I was lost in it,
504
00:25:22,603 --> 00:25:26,572
in the warmth and peace.
505
00:25:26,573 --> 00:25:29,374
It was Jesus.
506
00:25:29,375 --> 00:25:31,577
I had known him my whole life,
507
00:25:31,578 --> 00:25:33,912
- but I truly met him that day.
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
508
00:25:33,913 --> 00:25:36,526
I floated out of my body,
509
00:25:36,527 --> 00:25:39,624
held aloft by the wings of an angel.
510
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:42,153
From above, I saw him cut off
511
00:25:42,154 --> 00:25:44,889
my ear, but I gave him nothing.
512
00:25:44,890 --> 00:25:47,892
Not a twitch or a sound.
513
00:25:47,893 --> 00:25:50,895
And that's how I managed to survive,
514
00:25:50,896 --> 00:25:52,731
through the grace of God
515
00:25:52,732 --> 00:25:54,766
and His mercy.
516
00:25:54,767 --> 00:25:56,834
(KEYS JINGLING)
517
00:26:01,306 --> 00:26:03,274
What happened to Mr. Jingles?
518
00:26:03,275 --> 00:26:04,976
He was arrested and put on trial.
519
00:26:04,977 --> 00:26:07,911
I was the star witness.
520
00:26:07,912 --> 00:26:10,948
The jury only took an
hour to find him guilty,
521
00:26:10,949 --> 00:26:13,650
and I thought, "That
will be the end of it."
522
00:26:15,787 --> 00:26:17,288
But I can't escape him.
523
00:26:18,951 --> 00:26:21,659
And that's why I bought this camp.
524
00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:23,661
To reopen it.
525
00:26:23,662 --> 00:26:26,664
And to take all of my darkest memories
526
00:26:26,665 --> 00:26:30,000
and turn them into
something bright and happy.
527
00:26:30,001 --> 00:26:32,502
(CHUCKLES): Dude.
528
00:26:32,503 --> 00:26:34,437
That's heavy.
529
00:26:34,438 --> 00:26:36,640
Okay, well...
530
00:26:36,641 --> 00:26:38,876
the kids are coming tomorrow,
531
00:26:38,877 --> 00:26:40,810
and this is the last time
532
00:26:40,811 --> 00:26:44,313
I want anyone talking
about that horrible night.
533
00:26:50,621 --> 00:26:52,289
(GASPS)
534
00:26:52,290 --> 00:26:54,290
(BREATHING SHAKILY)
535
00:27:08,972 --> 00:27:10,372
(GRUNTS)
536
00:27:25,655 --> 00:27:27,655
(WHIMPERING)
537
00:27:33,756 --> 00:27:35,122
(OWL HOOTING)
538
00:27:57,613 --> 00:27:59,613
(GASPS)
539
00:28:02,318 --> 00:28:04,319
(SCREAMS)
540
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,586
Oh, Jesus.
541
00:28:06,587 --> 00:28:09,589
You can't creep up on people like that.
542
00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:11,625
You...
543
00:28:11,626 --> 00:28:13,660
you shouldn't be here.
544
00:28:13,661 --> 00:28:15,094
I was worried about you.
545
00:28:17,165 --> 00:28:19,166
What are you doing out of bed?
546
00:28:19,167 --> 00:28:21,836
Come on, you should be resting.
547
00:28:21,837 --> 00:28:23,871
(GRUNTS)
548
00:28:23,872 --> 00:28:26,874
Man, you don't look so good.
549
00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:28,876
There's nobody I can call?
550
00:28:28,877 --> 00:28:31,879
F-Family, friends?
551
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,881
Phone lines are down.
552
00:28:33,882 --> 00:28:35,482
Seriously?
553
00:28:35,483 --> 00:28:38,219
It's a miracle they let
them reopen this dump.
554
00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:39,719
Reopen?
555
00:28:41,489 --> 00:28:43,056
Where are we?
556
00:28:43,057 --> 00:28:45,124
It's a summer camp. Camp Redwood?
557
00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:46,860
- (GASPS)
- No.
558
00:28:46,861 --> 00:28:49,028
No, you have to leave.
559
00:28:49,029 --> 00:28:50,997
Something terrible is gonna happen.
560
00:28:50,998 --> 00:28:52,365
No, I don't understand. What...
561
00:28:52,366 --> 00:28:54,367
Get out! Go, now!
562
00:28:55,636 --> 00:28:57,871
BROOKE: I think there's
something wrong with the hiker.
563
00:28:57,872 --> 00:29:01,174
When I went to check
on him, he wigged out.
564
00:29:01,175 --> 00:29:02,776
I think he has a concussion.
565
00:29:02,777 --> 00:29:05,211
MONTANA: I mean, we
got him here, made sure
566
00:29:05,212 --> 00:29:06,212
he didn't die.
567
00:29:06,213 --> 00:29:08,147
Karmically, we're cool.
568
00:29:08,148 --> 00:29:09,483
He kept saying something bad
569
00:29:09,484 --> 00:29:11,818
- is gonna happen.
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
570
00:29:11,819 --> 00:29:14,219
♪ You see me... ♪
571
00:29:15,222 --> 00:29:16,522
MAN: Hey.
572
00:29:16,523 --> 00:29:18,324
♪ When you're making a scene ♪
573
00:29:18,325 --> 00:29:20,942
♪ Oh, girl, you've got to know... ♪
574
00:29:20,943 --> 00:29:21,995
Don't you guys know
575
00:29:21,996 --> 00:29:24,330
you're not supposed to
be coed fraternizing?
576
00:29:24,331 --> 00:29:26,999
♪ The senses will show to my heart... ♪
577
00:29:28,502 --> 00:29:30,336
I'm just fucking with you.
578
00:29:30,337 --> 00:29:33,172
Oh, I'm Trevor, activities director.
579
00:29:33,173 --> 00:29:35,074
So, technically, I'm your boss,
580
00:29:35,075 --> 00:29:37,176
but don't worry, I'm
not gonna be enforcing
581
00:29:37,177 --> 00:29:40,179
any of Margaret Booth's
rules for godly living.
582
00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:42,315
Between you and me,
I bet myself 50 bucks
583
00:29:42,316 --> 00:29:44,150
I'd bang her by the end of the summer.
584
00:29:44,151 --> 00:29:45,151
You bet yourself?
585
00:29:45,152 --> 00:29:46,219
Yeah.
586
00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:48,219
Don't I know you from somewhere?
587
00:29:49,222 --> 00:29:51,256
Teach aerobics in Marina Del Rey.
588
00:29:51,257 --> 00:29:53,191
Maybe you've taken one of my classes.
589
00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:54,359
They're pretty hot.
590
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,694
Also, if you look closely
591
00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:58,696
at the end of the opening
credits of Three's Company
592
00:29:58,697 --> 00:30:01,699
when John Ritter and the girls
are on bikes on the boardwalk,
593
00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,302
you can see me in the background.
594
00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:05,037
Shot it right at my condo.
595
00:30:05,038 --> 00:30:06,871
I love that show.
596
00:30:06,872 --> 00:30:09,541
I'm sorry, how does one go about
making a bet with themselves?
597
00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:12,877
No, no, no. Wait. You were in
the Jane Fonda workout video.
598
00:30:12,878 --> 00:30:14,046
Ah. (SIGHS)
599
00:30:14,047 --> 00:30:15,780
Originally, yes.
600
00:30:15,781 --> 00:30:18,783
First row, right next
to Ms. Fonda herself.
601
00:30:18,784 --> 00:30:20,085
(CAN OPENS)
602
00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:22,053
I call her Jane.
603
00:30:24,022 --> 00:30:26,858
I've seen that video a bunch of times.
604
00:30:26,859 --> 00:30:28,159
You're not in it.
605
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,428
Well, not in the one that
went out to the public.
606
00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:33,130
We shot the original for two days.
607
00:30:33,131 --> 00:30:34,899
But when they tested
it with an audience,
608
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:36,900
they realized I was
pulling focus from Jane.
609
00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,438
Well...
610
00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:43,441
a certain part of me was. (EXHALES)
611
00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:46,611
MONTANA: That thing was flopping around
612
00:30:46,612 --> 00:30:48,078
like a baby elephant's trunk.
613
00:30:49,047 --> 00:30:50,414
They had to recast and reshoot.
614
00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:52,416
You must have seen one
of those bootleg VHS tapes
615
00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:53,751
that's been floating around.
616
00:30:53,752 --> 00:30:55,820
First thing I ever masturbated to.
617
00:30:55,821 --> 00:30:57,589
♪ A front for me... ♪
618
00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:58,789
You're a legend.
619
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,157
Thanks.
620
00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:01,625
(WHISPERS): You're welcome.
621
00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:04,161
♪ Slip on into any disguise... ♪
622
00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:06,896
♪♪
623
00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:11,201
(WATER SPLASHING)
624
00:31:29,787 --> 00:31:31,122
It got hot in there.
625
00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:32,956
I needed to cool down.
626
00:31:32,957 --> 00:31:34,491
Feeling a little sticky myself.
627
00:31:34,492 --> 00:31:36,125
(WHISPERS): Oh, yeah, you are.
628
00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:41,965
Ah.
629
00:31:41,966 --> 00:31:43,132
(EXHALES)
630
00:31:43,968 --> 00:31:45,802
Oh...
631
00:31:45,803 --> 00:31:48,270
(TREVOR BREATHES DEEPLY)
632
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,344
Do you know how many times
633
00:31:54,345 --> 00:31:56,547
I watched you do Rover's
Revenge on that video?
634
00:31:56,548 --> 00:32:00,150
You'd lift your legs to a
perfect 90 degrees and kick out.
635
00:32:00,151 --> 00:32:02,485
It gets me excited
just thinking about it.
636
00:32:02,486 --> 00:32:03,987
(BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY)
637
00:32:03,988 --> 00:32:05,923
I got another trick
I'd like to show you.
638
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,256
Oh, yeah?
639
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:10,193
(GASPS)
640
00:32:10,194 --> 00:32:13,195
(MOANING)
641
00:32:14,565 --> 00:32:16,565
(ENGINE STARTS)
642
00:32:21,038 --> 00:32:23,338
(BREATHING SHAKILY)
643
00:32:25,342 --> 00:32:27,177
(TREVOR COUGHING)
644
00:32:27,178 --> 00:32:28,344
Are you okay?
645
00:32:28,345 --> 00:32:29,979
You almost strangled
me with your thighs.
646
00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:33,249
Let's jam. A storm's coming.
647
00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:35,418
You don't want to be in the
water with that lightning rod.
648
00:32:35,419 --> 00:32:37,519
- Let's go.
- Okay.
649
00:32:39,522 --> 00:32:41,523
(THUNDER CRASHING)
650
00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:43,524
- (ALARM BLARING)
- (MAN SHOUTING)
651
00:33:05,047 --> 00:33:07,047
(SHOUTING)
652
00:33:21,964 --> 00:33:24,065
Dr. Hopple.
653
00:33:24,066 --> 00:33:26,400
HOPPLE: What in God's name is going on?
654
00:33:26,401 --> 00:33:28,336
ART: It's a mess, Doctor.
655
00:33:28,337 --> 00:33:30,338
One of the patients broke out.
656
00:33:30,339 --> 00:33:32,073
One of the patients?
657
00:33:32,074 --> 00:33:34,242
The entire hospital
is on the front lawn.
658
00:33:34,243 --> 00:33:36,911
He hit the master
release on the way out.
659
00:33:36,912 --> 00:33:39,147
Opened all the cell doors.
660
00:33:39,148 --> 00:33:40,581
Who?
661
00:33:40,582 --> 00:33:42,150
Mr. Jingles.
662
00:33:42,151 --> 00:33:44,085
I mean, Benjamin Richter.
663
00:33:44,086 --> 00:33:46,119
Please tell me he's not still loose.
664
00:33:47,156 --> 00:33:49,157
We have patrols combing the grounds.
665
00:33:49,158 --> 00:33:50,896
Local police are setting up roadblocks.
666
00:33:50,897 --> 00:33:52,321
He's not gonna get far.
667
00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:54,278
How did this happen?
668
00:33:54,279 --> 00:33:55,879
_
669
00:34:03,938 --> 00:34:05,872
Richter, you dumb fuck.
670
00:34:26,527 --> 00:34:27,959
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
671
00:34:30,195 --> 00:34:32,095
Saved the taxpayers a lot of money.
672
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,201
(GASPS)
673
00:34:38,673 --> 00:34:40,005
(BONES CRACK)
674
00:34:47,381 --> 00:34:49,548
♪♪
675
00:35:19,512 --> 00:35:21,579
♪♪
676
00:35:43,069 --> 00:35:44,401
(LOCK CLATTERS)
677
00:35:45,404 --> 00:35:47,905
(LOCKS BUZZING)
678
00:35:58,050 --> 00:36:01,051
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
679
00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:06,089
♪♪
680
00:36:33,095 --> 00:36:35,119
_
681
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,119
♪♪
682
00:36:42,670 --> 00:36:44,637
(COMMENTATOR SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
683
00:36:45,907 --> 00:36:47,641
(GRUNTS)
684
00:36:47,642 --> 00:36:49,642
Aw, shit!
685
00:36:56,084 --> 00:36:58,084
(KEYS JINGLE)
686
00:37:02,157 --> 00:37:03,389
♪♪
687
00:37:05,393 --> 00:37:06,727
- (MEOWS)
- Oh!
688
00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:08,327
Jesus!
689
00:37:08,328 --> 00:37:10,497
Oh, God.
690
00:37:11,779 --> 00:37:13,533
- Bella, you maniac.
- (MEOWS SOFTLY)
691
00:37:13,534 --> 00:37:15,534
(CHUCKLES)
692
00:37:27,414 --> 00:37:29,414
(COMMENTATOR CONTINUES
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
693
00:37:35,556 --> 00:37:37,456
(GRUNTS)
694
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,960
(KEYS JINGLE)
695
00:37:46,454 --> 00:37:48,155
Hello?
696
00:37:48,156 --> 00:37:50,757
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
- (KEYS JINGLING)
697
00:37:52,594 --> 00:37:53,761
Hey.
698
00:37:53,762 --> 00:37:55,429
Nobody's supposed to be in here.
699
00:37:55,430 --> 00:37:57,597
If you want gas, I'll be right out.
700
00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:03,337
Hey! Hey!
701
00:38:03,338 --> 00:38:04,738
Hey!
702
00:38:04,739 --> 00:38:06,473
Hey, hey... Aah!
703
00:38:06,474 --> 00:38:08,308
(GROANING)
704
00:38:12,881 --> 00:38:16,049
What the fucking fuck?
705
00:38:27,629 --> 00:38:29,462
- (COMMENTATOR SPEAKING ON TV)
- XAVIER: Yes.
706
00:38:29,463 --> 00:38:31,164
They're replaying it.
707
00:38:31,165 --> 00:38:33,199
Stop!
708
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,667
- There.
- (CHEERING)
709
00:38:34,668 --> 00:38:37,337
There it is.
710
00:38:37,338 --> 00:38:39,306
This sucks.
711
00:38:39,307 --> 00:38:42,275
Best athletes in the world
in one place, and I'm missing it.
712
00:38:42,276 --> 00:38:43,944
I should be in the Parade of Nations.
713
00:38:43,945 --> 00:38:45,511
RITA: I know exactly what you missing.
714
00:38:45,512 --> 00:38:47,180
The fuck fest.
715
00:38:47,181 --> 00:38:48,848
- (LAUGHTER)
- Athletes are skanks.
716
00:38:48,849 --> 00:38:50,817
There's a reason why they
hand out 20,000 condoms
717
00:38:50,818 --> 00:38:52,217
- at the Olympics.
- (SIGHS)
718
00:38:52,218 --> 00:38:53,819
Sounds like heaven to me.
719
00:38:53,820 --> 00:38:56,388
I heard the male athletes
outnumber the females
720
00:38:56,389 --> 00:38:58,390
five to one.
721
00:38:58,391 --> 00:39:00,059
That's some tough competition.
722
00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:02,661
- What the fuck would you know about it?
- Whoa.
723
00:39:02,662 --> 00:39:04,163
RAY: Dude,
724
00:39:04,164 --> 00:39:05,331
shut up already.
725
00:39:05,332 --> 00:39:06,498
She was just trying to help.
726
00:39:06,499 --> 00:39:08,200
You're being a dick.
727
00:39:08,201 --> 00:39:09,835
Fuck you.
728
00:39:09,836 --> 00:39:11,337
- Chet, what the hell?
- Okay!
729
00:39:11,338 --> 00:39:12,504
Shit!
730
00:39:12,505 --> 00:39:13,872
My bad. I-I didn't mean to do...
731
00:39:13,873 --> 00:39:15,341
Back off!
732
00:39:15,342 --> 00:39:17,442
Nurse, a little help?
733
00:39:17,443 --> 00:39:18,743
I clocked out already.
734
00:39:18,744 --> 00:39:19,811
I'm here for the kids.
735
00:39:19,812 --> 00:39:20,957
You want bandages,
736
00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:22,014
you can find 'em yourself.
737
00:39:22,015 --> 00:39:24,147
Goddamn 'roid rage.
738
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,554
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
739
00:39:29,555 --> 00:39:32,022
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
740
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,627
Nice.
741
00:39:35,628 --> 00:39:37,628
That was real smooth.
742
00:39:40,733 --> 00:39:42,733
♪♪
743
00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:49,451
_
744
00:39:54,714 --> 00:39:56,715
(ENGINE SHUTS OFF)
745
00:39:56,716 --> 00:39:58,715
(KEYS JINGLING)
746
00:40:05,924 --> 00:40:07,924
♪♪
747
00:40:15,133 --> 00:40:16,298
RAY: Fuck.
748
00:40:17,903 --> 00:40:19,970
You okay?
749
00:40:19,971 --> 00:40:21,839
I think Chet really is sorry.
750
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,240
He's just drunk.
751
00:40:23,241 --> 00:40:24,640
No, he's just an asshole.
752
00:40:26,489 --> 00:40:28,322
Can I see?
753
00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:30,413
(GROANS)
754
00:40:31,949 --> 00:40:33,950
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
755
00:40:33,951 --> 00:40:35,284
- Does it hurt?
- Yes.
756
00:40:35,285 --> 00:40:37,619
- (CHUCKLES): Oh. Sorry.
- It's all right.
757
00:40:40,991 --> 00:40:42,959
It's still bleeding.
758
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,095
I'm gonna go look for
some bandages and...
759
00:40:46,096 --> 00:40:48,064
maybe some iodine.
760
00:40:48,065 --> 00:40:49,465
- You don't have to do that.
- Just...
761
00:40:49,466 --> 00:40:50,466
I don't mind.
762
00:40:50,467 --> 00:40:53,036
All right, just keep pressure.
763
00:40:53,037 --> 00:40:54,470
All right. (CHUCKLES)
764
00:40:54,471 --> 00:40:56,438
RAY: Be safe.
765
00:41:20,297 --> 00:41:22,297
♪♪
766
00:41:35,178 --> 00:41:36,745
(GASPS)
767
00:41:36,746 --> 00:41:38,913
- (KEYS JINGLE)
- (GASPING)
768
00:41:41,049 --> 00:41:43,050
Aah! (CRYING, PANTING)
769
00:41:43,051 --> 00:41:44,751
(KEYS JINGLING)
770
00:41:52,430 --> 00:41:53,788
COMMENTATOR: Gina Hemphill,
771
00:41:53,789 --> 00:41:56,117
granddaughter of the great Jesse Owens,
772
00:41:56,118 --> 00:41:58,960
hero of the 1936 Olympics in Berlin.
773
00:41:58,961 --> 00:42:01,295
But will she light the flame?
774
00:42:01,296 --> 00:42:04,130
- (CRYING, PANTING)
- (KEYS JINGLING)
775
00:42:05,634 --> 00:42:06,658
(CHEERING)
776
00:42:06,659 --> 00:42:08,350
Rafer Johnson.
777
00:42:08,351 --> 00:42:10,528
He will light the Olympic flame.
778
00:42:10,529 --> 00:42:12,496
- (CRYING, PANTING)
- (KEYS JINGLING)
779
00:42:15,633 --> 00:42:18,134
The last 25 steps you see rising...
780
00:42:31,649 --> 00:42:33,649
(CHEERING)
781
00:42:35,039 --> 00:42:37,040
♪♪
782
00:42:37,041 --> 00:42:38,942
(PANTING)
783
00:42:38,943 --> 00:42:40,276
He's here!
784
00:42:40,277 --> 00:42:41,711
He's after me!
785
00:42:41,712 --> 00:42:43,612
He's trying to kill me!
786
00:42:43,613 --> 00:42:45,215
Who? What are you talking about?
787
00:42:45,216 --> 00:42:47,383
Mr. Jingles!
788
00:42:47,384 --> 00:42:50,720
- This is a joke, right?
- I could make out his raincoat.
789
00:42:50,721 --> 00:42:53,088
His hood. I kept hearing his keys.
790
00:42:53,089 --> 00:42:55,289
It was him. (PANTING)
791
00:42:58,629 --> 00:43:00,629
No, no, no, no! He's right outside!
792
00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:12,274
I don't see anything.
There's nobody out here.
793
00:43:12,275 --> 00:43:14,009
Are you sure it was really Mr. Jingles?
794
00:43:14,010 --> 00:43:16,612
XAVIER: Hasn't he been locked
up since, like, the '70s?
795
00:43:16,613 --> 00:43:19,815
No... I know it was him.
796
00:43:19,816 --> 00:43:22,816
He murdered the hiker
and he cut off his ear.
797
00:43:28,424 --> 00:43:30,924
(DOOR CREAKING)
798
00:43:42,938 --> 00:43:44,938
He's right behind that door.
799
00:43:46,776 --> 00:43:48,942
I'm not going back in there.
800
00:44:07,462 --> 00:44:09,195
(CLICKS TONGUE) Girl...
801
00:44:09,196 --> 00:44:10,463
you trippin'.
802
00:44:13,802 --> 00:44:15,001
Wha... I...
803
00:44:15,002 --> 00:44:16,336
I don't understand.
804
00:44:16,337 --> 00:44:19,372
He was... he was right here!
805
00:44:19,373 --> 00:44:22,175
Well, he's not there anymore.
806
00:44:22,176 --> 00:44:24,978
Must have wandered back
to wherever he came from.
807
00:44:24,979 --> 00:44:26,413
Not our problem.
808
00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,982
I think I might've found
your raincoat killer.
809
00:44:28,983 --> 00:44:31,051
- (RITA GROANS)
- BROOKE: No, no, no. No, no, no.
810
00:44:31,052 --> 00:44:32,986
I am not imagining all of this!
811
00:44:32,987 --> 00:44:34,754
CHET: Well, yeah, but...
812
00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:36,323
you did indulge in the righteous bush.
813
00:44:36,324 --> 00:44:37,924
How many hits did you take?
814
00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:39,359
- Zero.
- Then you probably just got
815
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:40,893
the mother of all contact highs.
816
00:44:40,894 --> 00:44:42,195
XAVIER: We toked on a crossbreed
817
00:44:42,196 --> 00:44:44,496
of Northern Lights and Nevil's Haze.
818
00:44:46,233 --> 00:44:48,400
(SCREAMS)
819
00:44:50,071 --> 00:44:51,671
MARGARET: What in heaven's name
820
00:44:51,672 --> 00:44:53,339
is going on here?
821
00:44:56,543 --> 00:44:58,544
It's, um... it's-it's my fault.
822
00:44:58,545 --> 00:45:00,241
- I thought...
- TREVOR: No, we came to check on that guy
823
00:45:00,242 --> 00:45:02,548
- they picked up on the road.
- How is he?
824
00:45:02,549 --> 00:45:05,550
I guess he was well enough to leave.
825
00:45:05,551 --> 00:45:08,187
Okay, good. That's one less
person for us to look after.
826
00:45:08,188 --> 00:45:09,455
Now, let's go get some rest.
827
00:45:09,456 --> 00:45:10,688
We have a big day tomorrow.
828
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,900
What happened to you?
829
00:45:21,901 --> 00:45:24,100
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
830
00:45:24,101 --> 00:45:25,437
Go clean yourself up.
831
00:45:25,438 --> 00:45:27,438
♪♪
832
00:45:30,110 --> 00:45:31,776
(OWL HOOTING)
833
00:45:31,777 --> 00:45:33,777
(COMMENTATOR SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
834
00:45:36,883 --> 00:45:38,883
(PHONE RINGING IN DISTANCE)
835
00:45:57,436 --> 00:45:59,404
(RINGING CONTINUES)
836
00:45:59,405 --> 00:46:01,439
(WHISPERS): Montana, wake up.
837
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:02,741
(GASPS)
838
00:46:02,742 --> 00:46:04,743
- W... It's-it's me. It's Brooke.
- (EXHALES)
839
00:46:04,744 --> 00:46:06,310
Why are you sleeping with a knife?
840
00:46:06,311 --> 00:46:07,812
I have a suspicious nature.
841
00:46:07,813 --> 00:46:09,313
Why are you waking me up?
842
00:46:09,314 --> 00:46:11,149
Someone's calling the pay phone.
843
00:46:11,150 --> 00:46:12,483
Who gives a shit?
844
00:46:12,484 --> 00:46:14,151
He said the phone lines were down.
845
00:46:14,152 --> 00:46:16,153
Whatever, Brooke.
846
00:46:16,154 --> 00:46:17,520
(GRUNTS)
847
00:46:20,291 --> 00:46:22,258
(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
848
00:46:45,316 --> 00:46:47,483
(RINGING CONTINUES)
849
00:46:57,528 --> 00:46:59,062
Hello?
850
00:46:59,063 --> 00:47:01,564
(KEYS JINGLING)
851
00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:04,033
Who is this?
852
00:47:04,034 --> 00:47:05,867
(KEYS JINGLE)
853
00:47:10,374 --> 00:47:12,341
MAN (ECHOING, WHISPERING):
Satan, Satan, Satan.