1 00:00:00,877 --> 00:00:03,077 I am officially running... 2 00:00:03,079 --> 00:00:05,179 (crowd cheering) 3 00:00:05,181 --> 00:00:07,915 ...for President of the United States. 4 00:00:07,917 --> 00:00:10,084 I am running for President 5 00:00:10,086 --> 00:00:12,519 of the Unites States. (crowd cheering) 6 00:00:12,521 --> 00:00:16,523 REPORTER: GOP candidates can't ignore his money and his populist message. 7 00:00:16,525 --> 00:00:19,727 I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. 8 00:00:19,729 --> 00:00:22,162 JEB BUSH: I find it abhorrent that Donald Trump is suggesting 9 00:00:22,164 --> 00:00:23,764 we register people. 10 00:00:23,766 --> 00:00:25,900 MEN (chanting): USA! USA! (woman cheering) 11 00:00:25,902 --> 00:00:27,534 HILLARY CLINTON: They're upset about what they see happening 12 00:00:27,536 --> 00:00:28,903 around them, I get that. 13 00:00:28,905 --> 00:00:30,271 REPORTER 2: The state department is in the process 14 00:00:30,273 --> 00:00:32,940 of turning over more Hillary Clinton e-mails. 15 00:00:32,942 --> 00:00:34,942 REPORTER 3: This is far bigger than 16 00:00:34,944 --> 00:00:36,510 the accusations against Donald Trump. 17 00:00:36,512 --> 00:00:38,078 I have a winning temperament. 18 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,413 Where I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue 19 00:00:39,415 --> 00:00:40,748 and shoot somebody, 20 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:42,182 and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? 21 00:00:42,184 --> 00:00:43,584 REPORTER 4: Donald Trump trailing Hillary Clinton 22 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:45,519 by ten points. 23 00:00:45,521 --> 00:00:48,622 REPORTER 5: There is a very real, palpable fear out there today. 24 00:00:48,624 --> 00:00:50,024 CLINTON: He is threatening our democracy. 25 00:00:50,026 --> 00:00:52,426 It's time to remove the rust 26 00:00:52,428 --> 00:00:54,628 from the Rust Belt. REPORTER 6: Trump followers clashed 27 00:00:54,630 --> 00:00:56,897 with anti-Trump protesters. 28 00:00:56,899 --> 00:00:58,632 ALL (chanting): ...Trump! We want Trump! 29 00:00:58,634 --> 00:00:59,934 CLINTON: You can't just say 30 00:00:59,936 --> 00:01:01,268 whatever pops into your head 31 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:03,070 if you want to be the President 32 00:01:03,072 --> 00:01:04,905 of the United States of America. 33 00:01:04,907 --> 00:01:06,273 (cheering and applause) 34 00:01:09,712 --> 00:01:11,812 BRET BAIER: We are going to make this decision now. 35 00:01:11,814 --> 00:01:15,983 The Fox News Decision Desk has called... 36 00:01:15,985 --> 00:01:18,752 Pennsylvania for Donald Trump. 37 00:01:18,754 --> 00:01:22,056 This means that Donald Trump will be 38 00:01:22,058 --> 00:01:25,259 the 45th President of the United States, 39 00:01:25,261 --> 00:01:28,295 winning the most... 40 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:30,798 unreal, surreal (anchors laughing) 41 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,900 election we have ever seen. 42 00:01:32,902 --> 00:01:34,802 The revolution has begun. 43 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:37,404 RACHEL MADDOW: It's very, very, very close in a lot of... 44 00:01:37,406 --> 00:01:39,006 It's over. If she hasn't won Pennsylvania by now, 45 00:01:39,008 --> 00:01:40,274 she's not coming back. 46 00:01:40,276 --> 00:01:42,810 No, that's bullshit. 47 00:01:42,812 --> 00:01:45,112 I won't believe anything until I hear Rachel Maddow say it. 48 00:01:45,114 --> 00:01:46,613 She's the only one I trust. 49 00:01:46,615 --> 00:01:47,982 How is this happening? 50 00:01:47,984 --> 00:01:49,950 It's the politics of fear. It always works. 51 00:01:49,952 --> 00:01:54,621 BAIER: What started off as unlikely, impossible, 52 00:01:54,623 --> 00:01:56,490 is now reality. 53 00:01:56,492 --> 00:01:57,758 He said he was 54 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,193 always a winner. 55 00:01:59,195 --> 00:02:01,195 This did not come without controversy... 56 00:02:01,197 --> 00:02:03,664 Fuck you, world! 57 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:07,868 USA! USA! 58 00:02:07,870 --> 00:02:10,504 USA...! 59 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:11,939 Ha-ha! 60 00:02:11,941 --> 00:02:13,507 CNN REPORTER: ...have now confirmed that 61 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:15,976 Secretary Clinton has conceded 62 00:02:15,978 --> 00:02:18,012 to Donald Trump. 63 00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:20,314 Uh, this concession took place in a phone call. 64 00:02:20,316 --> 00:02:22,182 MIKE PENCE: It is my high honor... 65 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:23,450 (crowd cheering and applauding) 66 00:02:23,452 --> 00:02:25,386 ...to introduce to you 67 00:02:25,388 --> 00:02:28,455 the President Elect of the United States 68 00:02:28,457 --> 00:02:30,657 of America, Donald Trump. 69 00:02:30,659 --> 00:02:33,093 ♪ ♪ 70 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,497 (muffled scream) 71 00:02:36,499 --> 00:02:38,565 (wailing): No! 72 00:02:38,567 --> 00:02:39,833 Oh, my... 73 00:02:39,835 --> 00:02:41,235 no... 74 00:02:41,237 --> 00:02:43,303 USA! 75 00:02:43,305 --> 00:02:46,006 (slow motion): USA! 76 00:02:46,008 --> 00:02:47,741 ALLY (wailing): Oh, Ivy, no! 77 00:02:47,743 --> 00:02:49,209 Is that bad? Did he win? 78 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:51,745 (Ally wails) 79 00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:56,884 ALLY: Oh, go to hell, Huffington Post! 80 00:02:56,886 --> 00:02:59,019 Fuck you, Nate Silver! 81 00:02:59,021 --> 00:03:01,688 Oh, my God, how could they have been so wrong about this? 82 00:03:01,690 --> 00:03:03,891 (wheezing inhale) IVY: You have to do your cookie breathing 83 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:06,093 You've got to do your cookie breathing. I can't do my cookie breathing. 84 00:03:06,095 --> 00:03:07,494 Give me one deep breath. No. 85 00:03:07,496 --> 00:03:11,432 Freedom! 86 00:03:11,434 --> 00:03:14,835 Oh, my God, Ivy. 87 00:03:14,837 --> 00:03:18,005 Merrick Garland. 88 00:03:18,007 --> 00:03:20,374 What's gonna happen with Merrick Garland? 89 00:03:20,376 --> 00:03:22,076 THOM: You want to know who to get mad at for this? 90 00:03:22,078 --> 00:03:23,277 Our own state of Michigan. 91 00:03:23,279 --> 00:03:25,212 She's losing by 10,000 votes. 92 00:03:25,214 --> 00:03:26,547 That's the size of this town. 93 00:03:26,549 --> 00:03:28,048 And who's at 40,000 votes and counting? 94 00:03:28,050 --> 00:03:29,416 Jill Stein. 95 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,120 Is that true? 96 00:03:33,122 --> 00:03:36,290 BAIER: ...path to victory that was unlike 97 00:03:36,292 --> 00:03:38,358 anything we've ever seen. It did not come 98 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,727 without controversy. It did not come 99 00:03:40,729 --> 00:03:42,262 without splitting this country 100 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:43,931 in some of the most divisive language. 101 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:46,467 It does come now, 102 00:03:46,469 --> 00:03:49,436 at a time where his supporters say, 103 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:52,272 "This is the evidence..." 104 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:54,108 I hope every one of those voters who decided it was 105 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:56,210 a good time to cast a protest vote is happy when that... 106 00:03:56,212 --> 00:03:57,878 psycho gets us all killed. 107 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,279 MARYLIN: Honey, don't get so worked up. 108 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:00,747 THOM: Shut up, Marylin. 109 00:04:00,749 --> 00:04:03,083 I told you to go vote, but you didn't listen. 110 00:04:03,085 --> 00:04:05,385 Now look what happened. Look at our friends on the couch 111 00:04:05,387 --> 00:04:07,454 and tell them that they might not be able to maintain 112 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,490 their rights as a married couple because you were too busy today 113 00:04:09,492 --> 00:04:10,824 on Etsy to go vote! 114 00:04:14,830 --> 00:04:17,764 (Ally whimpers) 115 00:04:17,766 --> 00:04:20,134 (Ally breathes deeply) 116 00:04:20,136 --> 00:04:23,570 I don't want you to not be married anymore. 117 00:04:23,572 --> 00:04:25,405 Oh, sweetheart. 118 00:04:25,407 --> 00:04:27,774 Sweetheart, come here. 119 00:04:27,776 --> 00:04:30,277 Listen to me, you don't have to worry about that. 120 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:32,312 That is never going to happen. 121 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:33,680 Okay? 122 00:04:33,682 --> 00:04:35,349 IVY: Oz, you don't have to worry. 123 00:04:37,186 --> 00:04:39,019 'Cause nothing is gonna happen to us. 124 00:04:39,021 --> 00:04:40,687 Okay? 125 00:04:40,689 --> 00:04:43,924 CNN REPORTER 2: ...Donald J. Trump of New York. 126 00:05:08,117 --> 00:05:11,185 (exhales) 127 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:17,791 ♪ Om... ♪ 128 00:05:22,398 --> 00:05:25,532 (as Donald Trump): It's gonna be... huge. 129 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:28,035 WOMAN: It's really good you didn't come, actually. 130 00:05:28,037 --> 00:05:29,670 Everyone's losing their shit. 131 00:05:29,672 --> 00:05:31,138 It's like we went to a wedding 132 00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:33,807 and it turned into a funeral. 133 00:05:33,809 --> 00:05:36,243 We gave a year of our lives to this. 134 00:05:36,245 --> 00:05:37,811 I dropped out of Vassar. 135 00:05:37,813 --> 00:05:39,246 Why would they send us to Florida 136 00:05:39,248 --> 00:05:40,814 when we should've been in Wisconsin? 137 00:05:40,816 --> 00:05:42,049 What if I get pregnant now? 138 00:05:42,051 --> 00:05:43,317 Where will I get an abortion? 139 00:05:43,319 --> 00:05:44,551 I know. Everyone's upset. 140 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:45,819 Oh, God. 141 00:05:45,821 --> 00:05:47,521 What is wrong with CNN 142 00:05:47,523 --> 00:05:48,855 for not giving us a trigger warning 143 00:05:48,857 --> 00:05:51,592 before they announce the results? 144 00:05:51,594 --> 00:05:54,061 I just... I don't know what's real anymore. 145 00:05:56,899 --> 00:06:00,234 She was supposed to win. 146 00:06:00,236 --> 00:06:02,336 Is this really happening? 147 00:06:02,338 --> 00:06:04,104 Oh, my God. 148 00:06:04,106 --> 00:06:06,707 You're kind of scaring me right now, Winter. 149 00:06:06,709 --> 00:06:08,709 You cannot self-harm again. 150 00:06:08,711 --> 00:06:11,511 Don't go back down that road. 151 00:06:11,513 --> 00:06:12,846 Winter? 152 00:06:12,848 --> 00:06:14,348 (screams) Jesus. 153 00:06:16,885 --> 00:06:19,186 You're such an asshole. 154 00:06:19,188 --> 00:06:21,455 Did you come in here to rub it in? 155 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:25,292 Get out! 156 00:06:25,294 --> 00:06:26,660 Get out! 157 00:06:35,104 --> 00:06:36,837 (sighs) 158 00:06:50,286 --> 00:06:52,719 I'm just so scared now. 159 00:06:55,424 --> 00:06:57,357 Everyone is. 160 00:07:01,830 --> 00:07:05,565 ♪ ♪ 161 00:07:35,331 --> 00:07:38,598 ♪ ♪ 162 00:08:15,237 --> 00:08:17,871 (woman gasps, man moaning) 163 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:19,306 (laughs) 164 00:08:24,012 --> 00:08:25,345 (woman panting) Come here. 165 00:08:25,347 --> 00:08:26,646 (woman laughs) 166 00:08:26,648 --> 00:08:28,181 Wait, stop. 167 00:08:28,183 --> 00:08:30,050 Stop. Getting to your favorite part. 168 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:31,318 Wait. 169 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:32,986 Somebody's watching us. 170 00:08:32,988 --> 00:08:34,321 I can feel it. 171 00:08:38,193 --> 00:08:40,694 I know who. Twisty. 172 00:08:40,696 --> 00:08:43,363 WOMAN: (chuckles) What are you talking about? 173 00:08:43,365 --> 00:08:44,731 MAN: It was like 50, 60 years ago. 174 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,333 Mm-hmm? 175 00:08:46,335 --> 00:08:47,868 Right here on this spot. 176 00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:50,670 A deranged clown attacked a couple on a picnic. 177 00:08:50,672 --> 00:08:52,406 He hacked the dude to death. 178 00:08:52,408 --> 00:08:55,208 (chuckling) (moans) 179 00:08:55,210 --> 00:08:57,210 MAN: They say you can tell it's him by the layer of drool 180 00:08:57,212 --> 00:08:58,879 he leaves behind 'cause he got his jaw blown off 181 00:08:58,881 --> 00:09:00,747 by a shotgun blast. 182 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:03,583 WOMAN: You're such an asshole. You're just trying to scare me. 183 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:06,853 MAN: 'Cause I know it turns you on. (woman laughs, belt rattles) 184 00:09:08,056 --> 00:09:09,790 (woman screams) 185 00:09:09,792 --> 00:09:11,324 (panting) 186 00:09:16,398 --> 00:09:18,398 (rubber-toy squeak) (screams) 187 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:19,800 Oh, my God. 188 00:09:19,802 --> 00:09:21,134 Oh! (panting) 189 00:09:22,404 --> 00:09:24,037 Get out of here. 190 00:09:24,039 --> 00:09:25,305 Get out of here! 191 00:09:25,307 --> 00:09:26,640 (bike horn honks) 192 00:09:27,910 --> 00:09:29,643 I'm gonna blow you away, fucker. (gasps) 193 00:09:30,579 --> 00:09:31,645 (gasps) 194 00:09:31,647 --> 00:09:33,447 (woman screams) 195 00:09:33,449 --> 00:09:35,715 (crying): Oh, my... 196 00:09:36,985 --> 00:09:38,518 (screams, gasps) (groans) 197 00:09:41,390 --> 00:09:42,989 (man groans weakly) 198 00:09:42,991 --> 00:09:45,592 (clattering) 199 00:09:45,594 --> 00:09:48,061 (man groaning, woman panting) 200 00:09:51,733 --> 00:09:53,533 (gasps) 201 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,102 (screams) 202 00:09:56,104 --> 00:09:58,071 Please help! (muffled scream) 203 00:09:58,073 --> 00:09:59,973 (screams) Help! 204 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:01,842 (grunting, woman screams) 205 00:10:01,844 --> 00:10:04,311 (bellows) 206 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:05,912 (muffled yell, blood spurts) 207 00:10:06,748 --> 00:10:08,949 ♪ ♪ 208 00:10:08,951 --> 00:10:10,851 (gurgling) 209 00:10:10,853 --> 00:10:13,453 (whimpers) 210 00:10:13,455 --> 00:10:15,856 (panting): Oh, my God. 211 00:10:17,459 --> 00:10:20,160 (muffled, excited yelling) (screaming) 212 00:10:23,031 --> 00:10:25,499 (whimpering) 213 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:28,001 (muffled panting) 214 00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:54,060 911 operator. What's your emergency? 215 00:10:55,998 --> 00:10:57,964 (muffled): Hello. Hello? 216 00:10:57,966 --> 00:10:59,599 911 operator. Can I have your location? (mouths) 217 00:11:02,638 --> 00:11:03,870 (screaming) 218 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:06,907 No! No! (blade slashing) 219 00:11:06,909 --> 00:11:08,408 (screaming stops) 220 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:13,680 Hello? Ma'am, I can't hear you. 221 00:11:13,682 --> 00:11:15,081 Are you in need of assistance? 222 00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:15,615 Ma'am? 223 00:11:17,519 --> 00:11:19,819 (distorted): Wrong number. 224 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:25,859 "Rraarrrggha... 225 00:11:25,861 --> 00:11:27,427 nnumbber." 226 00:11:27,429 --> 00:11:29,195 Ozzie, sweetheart. 227 00:11:29,197 --> 00:11:31,097 You were supposed to be asleep 30 minutes ago. 228 00:11:31,099 --> 00:11:32,365 Come on. What are you reading? 229 00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:35,035 Nothing. Ozzie. 230 00:11:35,037 --> 00:11:37,837 Come on, honey. A picture of a bare breast 231 00:11:37,839 --> 00:11:39,205 or an erect penis never hurt anyone. 232 00:11:39,207 --> 00:11:42,075 Come on, fork it over. 233 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,310 Come on. 234 00:11:49,885 --> 00:11:53,587 (wheezing) 235 00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:55,855 OZZIE (distant): Mom! 236 00:11:55,857 --> 00:11:57,924 (gasping, wheezing) 237 00:12:01,129 --> 00:12:05,065 OZZIE (distant): Mom! 238 00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:07,133 (cries, wheezes) 239 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:13,607 Aah! I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. 240 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:14,874 You know I can't. You know I'm afraid. 241 00:12:14,876 --> 00:12:16,610 OZZIE: I'm sorry. 242 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,578 IVY: It's not your fault, Oz. You know I'm afraid. 243 00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:20,580 I can't look at that. Why would you have it in the house? It's just... 244 00:12:20,582 --> 00:12:22,415 Stop it! God! 245 00:12:22,417 --> 00:12:25,986 Oh, no! 246 00:12:25,988 --> 00:12:27,487 IVY: That's why it's called a phobia. 247 00:12:27,489 --> 00:12:29,055 It's an irrational fear. 248 00:12:29,057 --> 00:12:30,123 Doesn't make it any 249 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,325 less scary for your mom, 250 00:12:32,327 --> 00:12:34,160 but it's just a comic book. 251 00:12:34,162 --> 00:12:35,428 (whispering): Just a comic book. 252 00:12:35,430 --> 00:12:39,099 Okay. Okay. 253 00:12:39,101 --> 00:12:41,067 (shudders) 254 00:12:41,069 --> 00:12:44,137 Come on. 255 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,739 (whispering): I'm sorry, sweetie. 256 00:12:45,741 --> 00:12:46,940 I'm sorry. Here. 257 00:12:46,942 --> 00:12:48,341 Come here. 258 00:12:48,343 --> 00:12:49,609 (crying): I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 259 00:12:49,611 --> 00:12:51,311 (whispering): All right. 260 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,247 Okay. 261 00:12:54,249 --> 00:12:57,784 We should all get to bed. 262 00:12:57,786 --> 00:13:00,453 Okay? 263 00:13:00,455 --> 00:13:02,722 Okay? She'll be fine. 264 00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:10,397 IVY: Good night. 265 00:13:17,139 --> 00:13:19,105 I am so sorry. My phobias 266 00:13:19,107 --> 00:13:21,608 are starting to affect our son. 267 00:13:23,612 --> 00:13:26,546 Whatever the reason is... 268 00:13:26,548 --> 00:13:28,281 we'll work through it. 269 00:13:31,453 --> 00:13:32,519 (quietly): Okay? 270 00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:34,621 (sniffles) 271 00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:39,359 THOM: We will now take statements 272 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:43,730 from the public on 73-52, approving extended overtime 273 00:13:43,732 --> 00:13:45,498 for sheriff's deputies to stand guard 274 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:50,036 at the Jewish Community Center on Wildcliff Lane. 275 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:53,173 First, and only, on the list to speak, 276 00:13:53,175 --> 00:13:54,708 is Kai Anderson 277 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:57,477 from 4318 Commodore Court. 278 00:13:57,479 --> 00:13:59,713 My fellow Americans, 279 00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:04,250 what do humans love the most? 280 00:14:04,252 --> 00:14:08,154 To what do we give our highest value? 281 00:14:08,156 --> 00:14:10,724 Is it family... 282 00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:12,492 friends... 283 00:14:12,494 --> 00:14:15,395 our homes... money... 284 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:18,498 notoriety? 285 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,401 No. 286 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:24,938 Above all, humans love fear. 287 00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:28,041 The fear that, over time, we have honed 288 00:14:28,043 --> 00:14:31,611 and polished and built up, brick by brick, 289 00:14:31,613 --> 00:14:33,046 until it stands before us 290 00:14:33,048 --> 00:14:37,717 every day as tall as the Trump Tower. 291 00:14:37,719 --> 00:14:40,754 How do I know we love fear more than our children? 292 00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:43,256 Because we are willing to ruin their lives 293 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:46,426 in service of some irrational fear of losing them. 294 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,695 No, Billy, you can't walk to school today. 295 00:14:48,697 --> 00:14:50,563 What if somebody kidnaps you? 296 00:14:50,565 --> 00:14:53,266 (Southern accent): Clara-Belle, don't listen to rap music. 297 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,702 You might get bad ideas about yourself. 298 00:14:55,704 --> 00:14:57,570 (normal voice): Every day 299 00:14:57,572 --> 00:15:00,640 we are choosing fear over freedom. 300 00:15:00,642 --> 00:15:03,409 Freedom of movement, freedom of congregation, 301 00:15:03,411 --> 00:15:05,211 freedom of thought... THOM: I'm sorry. 302 00:15:05,213 --> 00:15:06,613 I'm not seeing what this has to do with the motion. 303 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,982 Because you don't see anything. 304 00:15:08,984 --> 00:15:11,050 None of you do. 305 00:15:11,052 --> 00:15:12,585 Fear is currency. 306 00:15:12,587 --> 00:15:13,987 It has value. 307 00:15:13,989 --> 00:15:16,055 We don't need more cops. 308 00:15:16,057 --> 00:15:17,624 We need less. 309 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,492 We don't need to protect the Jewish Community Center. 310 00:15:19,494 --> 00:15:20,994 We need to let them blow it up! 311 00:15:20,996 --> 00:15:23,096 Order! 312 00:15:23,098 --> 00:15:24,230 I'm trying to help you. Don't you see? 313 00:15:24,232 --> 00:15:25,298 They want to be scared. 314 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,666 They yearn to be so scared 315 00:15:26,668 --> 00:15:28,301 that they don't have to think anymore, 316 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:29,903 that they don't have to want for anything anymore. 317 00:15:29,905 --> 00:15:31,771 Fear will release them from their desires 318 00:15:31,773 --> 00:15:32,972 and their ambitions 319 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,574 and their bullshit needs! 320 00:15:34,576 --> 00:15:36,576 And then they will come running to us like children 321 00:15:36,578 --> 00:15:37,844 in a feverish nightmare. 322 00:15:37,846 --> 00:15:39,679 And the chosen few who are not afraid 323 00:15:39,681 --> 00:15:41,114 of the seas and the heights 324 00:15:41,116 --> 00:15:42,949 and the beasts of the world will return 325 00:15:42,951 --> 00:15:45,518 at the head of the evolutionary table to shepherd the weak 326 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,754 into the chosen promised land 327 00:15:47,756 --> 00:15:50,857 of truth and freedom! THOM: Okay. 328 00:15:50,859 --> 00:15:53,159 Okay. Let me get this straight. 329 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,494 You want us... 330 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:58,364 to just let chaos reign in our community 331 00:15:58,366 --> 00:16:02,268 so that everyone gets so scared that they'll, what, 332 00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:06,206 give us some sort of unlimited power to protect them? 333 00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,907 (scattered laughter) 334 00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:14,814 Haven't you been watching what's going on in the world? 335 00:16:14,816 --> 00:16:17,183 I'm just telling you what's happening, man. 336 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:20,186 Mm-hmm. Young man... 337 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,155 I appreciate that a lot of you 4chan guys 338 00:16:22,157 --> 00:16:25,725 feel empowered to join the rest of us in civil society 339 00:16:25,727 --> 00:16:28,361 now that Papa Bear Trump is telling you it's okay. 340 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,663 But let me send you a message. 341 00:16:30,665 --> 00:16:32,298 This is a blip, 342 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,200 a temporary intifada. 343 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:37,303 I know it feels good to have your worst instincts validated, 344 00:16:37,305 --> 00:16:39,372 but don't be fooled. Use this opportunity, 345 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,708 now that you're out of your parents' basement, 346 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,878 to meet a few people that aren't like you. 347 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,280 You are afraid. We are not. 348 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,717 And with no one else to speak, 349 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,819 let's vote on 73-52. 350 00:16:52,821 --> 00:16:54,254 Those in favor. 351 00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:58,424 Opposed. 352 00:16:58,426 --> 00:17:00,493 Motion passes. 353 00:17:00,495 --> 00:17:03,162 On to the next order of business. 354 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:13,006 (mutters incoherently) 355 00:17:13,008 --> 00:17:14,841 THOM: What was that? 356 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:20,613 I said there is nothing more dangerous in this world 357 00:17:20,615 --> 00:17:22,749 than a humiliated man. 358 00:17:29,624 --> 00:17:31,891 ALLY: Our housekeeper is gone. Did I mention that? 359 00:17:31,893 --> 00:17:34,294 The moment that man got elected, she just stopped showing up 360 00:17:34,296 --> 00:17:36,262 and we don't know if she went back to Guatemala 361 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,131 or was rounded up. 362 00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:41,100 It's awful. I honestly don't know 363 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,536 how I'm gonna get through the next four years, Dr. Vincent. 364 00:17:43,538 --> 00:17:45,405 I really don't. 365 00:17:45,407 --> 00:17:48,441 My anxiety is just as intense now 366 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,043 as it was on election night. 367 00:17:50,045 --> 00:17:53,246 I just keep reliving it over and over 368 00:17:53,248 --> 00:17:56,282 and it's triggered all the old phobias. 369 00:17:56,284 --> 00:18:00,086 And I thought I-I-I put that behind me years ago. 370 00:18:00,088 --> 00:18:01,921 The recurrence of the coulrophobia? Yes. 371 00:18:01,923 --> 00:18:05,725 The clowns. 372 00:18:05,727 --> 00:18:07,660 But also... 373 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:15,234 ...confined spaces and, uh, uh, blood... 374 00:18:15,236 --> 00:18:17,503 particles in the air, the dark, 375 00:18:17,505 --> 00:18:19,973 that coral thing that's been staring at me 376 00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:23,743 since I came in here. 377 00:18:23,745 --> 00:18:26,612 You have a fear of coral? No. 378 00:18:26,614 --> 00:18:28,614 No, uh... 379 00:18:28,616 --> 00:18:30,149 I-I, uh... 380 00:18:35,857 --> 00:18:39,459 It's the holes. I... 381 00:18:39,461 --> 00:18:40,827 It's repulsive. 382 00:18:42,797 --> 00:18:44,530 It's been sitting there for months. 383 00:18:44,532 --> 00:18:46,099 Yes, I know, 384 00:18:46,101 --> 00:18:47,800 and I have been managing that. 385 00:18:47,802 --> 00:18:49,936 It's just... 386 00:18:49,938 --> 00:18:51,270 since election night, 387 00:18:51,272 --> 00:18:54,173 everything is just so much worse. 388 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:56,442 This is just like what happened to me 389 00:18:56,444 --> 00:19:00,146 in college after 9/11 when I couldn't leave my apartment. 390 00:19:00,148 --> 00:19:02,048 But you got through it. 391 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:06,452 Ivy got me through it. 392 00:19:08,156 --> 00:19:11,691 Meeting her... 393 00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:16,195 wanting to be well enough to be with her... 394 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:19,532 to prove to her that I was stable enough 395 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,868 to make a life with. 396 00:19:23,805 --> 00:19:26,039 I was willing to white-knuckle it, 397 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:29,575 but then I didn't have to... 398 00:19:29,577 --> 00:19:32,478 because Barack was elected 399 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:36,416 and-and it was as if the universe... 400 00:19:36,418 --> 00:19:38,885 righted itself. 401 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:41,421 I loved our president. 402 00:19:41,423 --> 00:19:43,222 I was proud of him. 403 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:46,559 And for the first time, I was included in the discussion, 404 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,327 in the world. 405 00:19:48,329 --> 00:19:49,695 Do you want to know how I'm dealing? 406 00:19:49,697 --> 00:19:52,365 I cut out social media. 407 00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:54,167 Deleted my Twitter account. 408 00:19:54,169 --> 00:19:55,401 I don't need to know every crazy thing 409 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,070 that's happening in the world, 410 00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,238 especially if there's nothing I can do about it. 411 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,606 I put all my energy 412 00:20:00,608 --> 00:20:03,176 into working out. 413 00:20:03,178 --> 00:20:04,677 You do look good. 414 00:20:04,679 --> 00:20:06,079 Heh. 415 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:07,280 CrossFit? 416 00:20:07,282 --> 00:20:08,581 TRX. 417 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,084 Now, I want you to check out of the world 418 00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:12,752 and into your life. 419 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,455 And I'm prescribing a mild anti-anxiety medication. 420 00:20:15,457 --> 00:20:17,957 Oh, no. No, no, no. I-I-I don't like to take drugs. 421 00:20:17,959 --> 00:20:20,560 And I don't like prescribing them, but you need them. 422 00:20:20,562 --> 00:20:24,263 Look, we're all uneasy with the state of the world, 423 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,898 but your reactions have been 424 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:29,469 extreme, and if you don't do something about it, 425 00:20:29,471 --> 00:20:31,204 it's going to affect your child, 426 00:20:31,206 --> 00:20:34,640 your marriage, everything. 427 00:20:34,642 --> 00:20:36,642 It already has. 428 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:42,181 It's all gonna be okay. 429 00:20:47,755 --> 00:20:50,323 Is it? 430 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,494 DONALD TRUMP: ...and a fair hearing 431 00:20:54,496 --> 00:20:56,262 for their concerns. 432 00:20:56,264 --> 00:21:00,133 But then the quiet voices 433 00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:02,568 became a loud chorus, 434 00:21:02,570 --> 00:21:05,138 as thousands of citizens now spoke out together 435 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,173 from cities small and large... 436 00:21:07,175 --> 00:21:08,641 Seems slow tonight. 437 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:12,111 Yeah. I guess everybody's at home 438 00:21:12,113 --> 00:21:13,679 watching the president's speech. 439 00:21:13,681 --> 00:21:17,350 Yeah. Can you believe the stuff he's saying? 440 00:21:17,352 --> 00:21:18,918 Yeah, I know. 441 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,454 We finally got a real leader in Washington. 442 00:21:21,456 --> 00:21:22,788 TRUMP: ...but crucial demand, 443 00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:25,591 that America must put 444 00:21:25,593 --> 00:21:27,160 its own citizens first 445 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:30,596 because only then can we truly 446 00:21:30,598 --> 00:21:34,767 make America great again. 447 00:21:34,769 --> 00:21:37,270 (audience cheering) 448 00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:50,216 (refrigerator humming) 449 00:21:50,218 --> 00:21:52,285 (thump) 450 00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:11,370 Hello? 451 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,742 (P.A. system whines) 452 00:22:19,013 --> 00:22:21,981 (high-pitched electric whining) 453 00:22:21,983 --> 00:22:24,050 (refrigerator buzzing) 454 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:42,568 (clattering in distance) 455 00:23:02,523 --> 00:23:05,358 (cackling) 456 00:23:08,029 --> 00:23:10,830 (clowns grunting, moaning) 457 00:23:30,218 --> 00:23:32,285 (high-pitched audio feedback, static) 458 00:23:33,988 --> 00:23:35,488 ♪ Left with nothing ♪ 459 00:23:35,490 --> 00:23:37,523 ♪ It's better than something ♪ 460 00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:39,992 ♪ Left with nothing ♪ 461 00:23:39,994 --> 00:23:41,193 (screaming) 462 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,097 Help. 463 00:23:45,099 --> 00:23:46,999 Help me. 464 00:23:47,001 --> 00:23:48,968 (gasps): Oh... 465 00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:50,836 Who are you?! 466 00:23:58,112 --> 00:23:59,779 (grunts, screams) 467 00:23:59,781 --> 00:24:01,480 ♪ ♪ 468 00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:03,015 (panicked gasping) 469 00:24:11,192 --> 00:24:12,858 Aah! 470 00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:14,627 (Ally screaming) 471 00:24:14,629 --> 00:24:17,897 (clown's laughter echoes) 472 00:24:26,140 --> 00:24:27,940 (laughter continues) 473 00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:41,187 (screaming) 474 00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:42,922 (bottle shatters) 475 00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:46,192 (panting) 476 00:24:58,806 --> 00:25:00,539 (phone line ringing) 477 00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,375 IVY: What's up, babe? 478 00:25:02,377 --> 00:25:05,344 Ivy. Ivy! 479 00:25:05,346 --> 00:25:07,179 They're trying to kill me. 480 00:25:07,181 --> 00:25:09,548 What do I do? What do I do?! 481 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:11,050 IVY: I don't understand. 482 00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:12,485 What are you talking about? 483 00:25:12,487 --> 00:25:14,320 Are you still at the store? 484 00:25:14,322 --> 00:25:15,721 Just stay where you are. I'm calling the police. 485 00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:18,657 Don't hang up, Ivy! 486 00:25:18,659 --> 00:25:20,793 Calm down, Ally. Just breathe. 487 00:25:34,041 --> 00:25:35,708 (man speaking indistinctly) 488 00:25:35,710 --> 00:25:37,910 IVY: All right, thank you. 489 00:25:47,622 --> 00:25:49,221 So, what did he say? 490 00:25:49,223 --> 00:25:51,290 Did they find anything? 491 00:25:51,292 --> 00:25:53,292 He said they're looking into it. 492 00:25:54,796 --> 00:25:56,362 What does that mean? 493 00:25:56,364 --> 00:25:59,565 There wasn't anything on the security cameras? 494 00:25:59,567 --> 00:26:01,934 Didn't they talk to the cashier? 495 00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:03,402 He just saw you screaming in the aisles 496 00:26:03,404 --> 00:26:05,938 and throwing bottles of rosé. 497 00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:07,807 He didn't hear the music. He didn't see any clowns 498 00:26:07,809 --> 00:26:10,309 having sex in the produce section. 499 00:26:13,815 --> 00:26:16,048 Well, that's not possible. 500 00:26:19,253 --> 00:26:22,154 Ivy, I am not making this up. 501 00:26:22,156 --> 00:26:23,789 I know you're not. I know you're not. 502 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:25,124 I was targeted. 503 00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:28,227 I am telling you I was terrorized. 504 00:26:28,229 --> 00:26:32,565 Chased with a knife through the store. 505 00:26:32,567 --> 00:26:34,266 And their masks, 506 00:26:34,268 --> 00:26:36,001 they were... 507 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:40,906 They had holes. 508 00:26:40,908 --> 00:26:42,608 It was like they knew my fears. 509 00:26:42,610 --> 00:26:45,511 They wanted to murder me. 510 00:26:45,513 --> 00:26:47,546 OZ: Mom? 511 00:26:49,684 --> 00:26:53,786 Uh, Oz, let's, um... 512 00:26:53,788 --> 00:26:55,187 Let's get back to bed. 513 00:26:55,189 --> 00:26:57,756 Okay? Come on. 514 00:27:06,868 --> 00:27:08,934 (indistinct conversations) 515 00:27:14,475 --> 00:27:16,709 ALLY: Thank you. 516 00:27:16,711 --> 00:27:19,311 I didn't realize we were so far behind. 517 00:27:19,313 --> 00:27:21,380 Well, you haven't been here since the election. 518 00:27:21,382 --> 00:27:24,717 Um, I need your feedback on the menu. 519 00:27:27,221 --> 00:27:30,022 It's not like I haven't tried, Ivy. 520 00:27:31,659 --> 00:27:35,361 It's... it's exactly like you haven't tried. 521 00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:39,899 Before we opened this place, 522 00:27:39,901 --> 00:27:41,233 we had an agreement. 523 00:27:41,235 --> 00:27:44,069 I know, I'm front of the house. 524 00:27:44,071 --> 00:27:45,337 You're the face. 525 00:27:45,339 --> 00:27:47,907 The open, lovely, beautiful face 526 00:27:47,909 --> 00:27:49,909 of The Butchery on Main, and I'm in the back 527 00:27:49,911 --> 00:27:51,176 with the knives and the flames. 528 00:27:51,178 --> 00:27:52,411 It's the only way it works. 529 00:27:52,413 --> 00:27:54,413 I'm not the only one who is having a hard time 530 00:27:54,415 --> 00:27:56,482 adjusting to this new world we are living in. 531 00:27:56,484 --> 00:27:58,484 When was the last time you came? 532 00:27:58,486 --> 00:28:00,753 I am talking about the state of our country. 533 00:28:00,755 --> 00:28:03,722 For me, once in the last month. 534 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:05,758 With no help from you. 535 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:10,362 I expect more from a marriage. 536 00:28:10,364 --> 00:28:14,567 You want to leave me? 537 00:28:14,569 --> 00:28:15,601 Is this a threat? 538 00:28:15,603 --> 00:28:16,769 No, I... Jesus. 539 00:28:16,771 --> 00:28:18,837 I am being patient with you. 540 00:28:18,839 --> 00:28:20,172 I'm standing by you. 541 00:28:20,174 --> 00:28:21,840 Defended you in front of the police 542 00:28:21,842 --> 00:28:24,376 when things sounded crazy. 543 00:28:24,378 --> 00:28:25,878 Does that seem like someone who wants out? 544 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,348 No. What I want is my partner back. 545 00:28:29,350 --> 00:28:32,284 The woman I fell in love with. 546 00:28:32,286 --> 00:28:34,587 The one I love. 547 00:28:34,589 --> 00:28:36,589 (sighs) 548 00:28:36,591 --> 00:28:39,091 Isn't this more important than some... 549 00:28:39,093 --> 00:28:41,527 stupid election? 550 00:28:41,529 --> 00:28:43,262 Yes, of course. 551 00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:44,964 You are right. 552 00:28:44,966 --> 00:28:49,702 I am so sorry, and I promise you... 553 00:28:49,704 --> 00:28:51,270 I'm going to get this under control. 554 00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:53,872 I am going to focus and get back to work. 555 00:28:55,209 --> 00:28:56,442 Okay. Okay. 556 00:28:57,712 --> 00:28:59,311 What? 557 00:28:59,313 --> 00:29:01,246 (sighs) 558 00:29:01,248 --> 00:29:04,149 This means we're gonna have to get a new nanny for Oz. 559 00:29:04,151 --> 00:29:06,518 Right. 560 00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:13,826 I'll go home and write the ad for the new nanny. 561 00:29:13,828 --> 00:29:15,628 Thank you. 562 00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:17,496 You're welcome. (chuckles) 563 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,900 I want you to know I appreciate you. 564 00:29:21,902 --> 00:29:24,403 I really do, and I am so grateful 565 00:29:24,405 --> 00:29:26,238 that you didn't tell anybody. 566 00:29:28,109 --> 00:29:31,343 Well, you did it, and now it's done. 567 00:29:31,345 --> 00:29:34,346 Ivy. Hey. 568 00:29:36,150 --> 00:29:37,483 You forgive me. 569 00:29:39,587 --> 00:29:40,886 You're my wife. 570 00:29:42,189 --> 00:29:44,623 When I got into the booth, I-I couldn't do it. 571 00:29:44,625 --> 00:29:46,125 I tried. 572 00:29:46,127 --> 00:29:48,527 You know that I did, but as much as I hate him, 573 00:29:48,529 --> 00:29:49,928 I didn't trust her. 574 00:29:49,930 --> 00:29:51,363 But Jill Stein? 575 00:29:51,365 --> 00:29:52,931 Come on, you can't blame me. 576 00:29:52,933 --> 00:29:54,533 She didn't campaign enough in the battleground states. 577 00:29:54,535 --> 00:29:56,035 She... she went to Arizona, for God's sake. 578 00:29:56,037 --> 00:29:57,369 Really? We needed 10,000 votes, 579 00:29:57,371 --> 00:29:59,138 and you would have been one of them. 580 00:29:59,140 --> 00:30:01,206 Oh! 581 00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:04,643 Jesus Christ! Sorry, man. 582 00:30:04,645 --> 00:30:07,613 I tripped... you should have not been blocking the sidewalk. 583 00:30:07,615 --> 00:30:10,249 There was plenty of room to go around, asshole. 584 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,888 Enjoy your latte, bitch. 585 00:30:15,890 --> 00:30:17,456 Have a nice day. 586 00:30:21,495 --> 00:30:23,796 Are you okay? Uh... 587 00:30:23,798 --> 00:30:25,164 I'm fine. Are you okay? 588 00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:26,799 Oh, my God. 589 00:30:29,003 --> 00:30:31,236 ALLY: Wanted: part-time nanny 590 00:30:31,238 --> 00:30:33,038 for an active ten-year-old boy. 591 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:36,341 We are a two-mom household looking for open-minded, 592 00:30:36,343 --> 00:30:38,243 responsible in-home help. 593 00:30:38,245 --> 00:30:41,380 Applicant should have a sunny disposition, 594 00:30:41,382 --> 00:30:43,015 excellent references, 595 00:30:43,017 --> 00:30:45,884 and a valid, in-state driver's license. 596 00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:48,253 Winter. That's a pretty name. 597 00:30:48,255 --> 00:30:50,923 Thanks. Some people call me "Winnie." 598 00:30:54,995 --> 00:30:58,564 So... (clears throat) Winter, 599 00:30:58,566 --> 00:31:01,033 why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself? 600 00:31:01,035 --> 00:31:03,268 KAI: Assume the position. 601 00:31:03,270 --> 00:31:04,536 Pinky out. 602 00:31:07,942 --> 00:31:09,541 You know the rules. 603 00:31:09,543 --> 00:31:11,076 Once physical contact has been initiated, 604 00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:13,712 you've consented to answer all of my questions. 605 00:31:13,714 --> 00:31:15,180 Agreed? 606 00:31:22,356 --> 00:31:24,857 (exhales) 607 00:31:24,859 --> 00:31:27,760 The naked truth... 608 00:31:27,762 --> 00:31:29,795 Brutal honesty. 609 00:31:29,797 --> 00:31:33,799 Now, tell me, woman... 610 00:31:33,801 --> 00:31:36,769 what fills your heart with dread? 611 00:31:36,771 --> 00:31:40,739 Children. I've always enjoyed children. 612 00:31:40,741 --> 00:31:43,142 I did a lot of babysitting in high school. 613 00:31:43,144 --> 00:31:45,477 Your most humiliating experience, tell me. 614 00:31:47,047 --> 00:31:49,882 In fifth grade, Marci Ross found 615 00:31:49,884 --> 00:31:51,750 a love letter I'd written to Paula Abdul. 616 00:31:51,752 --> 00:31:54,586 She made copies and spread it around. 617 00:31:54,588 --> 00:31:56,388 Are you a dyke? 618 00:31:56,390 --> 00:31:58,257 I was at Vassar until last year. 619 00:31:58,259 --> 00:31:59,258 English lit. 620 00:31:59,260 --> 00:32:01,426 Women's studies. 621 00:32:01,428 --> 00:32:03,061 I left during my junior year, 622 00:32:03,063 --> 00:32:04,630 but I fully intend on going back. 623 00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:07,332 I'm just not ready yet. 624 00:32:07,334 --> 00:32:08,934 Why not? 625 00:32:08,936 --> 00:32:11,270 For the same reason I left. 626 00:32:11,272 --> 00:32:13,505 Me and a bunch of girlfriends put our education on hold 627 00:32:13,507 --> 00:32:16,508 so we could work full-time on Hillary's campaign. 628 00:32:16,510 --> 00:32:19,178 What's, uh, the most physical pain 629 00:32:19,180 --> 00:32:22,281 you've ever experienced 630 00:32:22,283 --> 00:32:24,149 that you didn't do to yourself? 631 00:32:24,151 --> 00:32:26,585 When I let Scottie Mickels do anal. 632 00:32:26,587 --> 00:32:27,686 I'm so sorry. 633 00:32:27,688 --> 00:32:29,655 Don't be. It was worth it. 634 00:32:29,657 --> 00:32:32,457 Proudest moment of my life was when Lena Dunham 635 00:32:32,459 --> 00:32:33,826 re-tweeted me. 636 00:32:33,828 --> 00:32:36,328 I got almost 6,000 followers from that. 637 00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:40,165 Just not enough to elect the first woman president. 638 00:32:41,468 --> 00:32:45,804 What's the most intense moment of pleasure 639 00:32:45,806 --> 00:32:48,273 you've ever had? 640 00:32:48,275 --> 00:32:51,210 When I let Scottie Mickels do anal. 641 00:32:53,781 --> 00:32:56,148 Was there blood? 642 00:32:56,150 --> 00:32:57,850 Yes. 643 00:32:57,852 --> 00:32:59,818 And poop? 644 00:32:59,820 --> 00:33:03,989 School is-is just so political, you know? 645 00:33:03,991 --> 00:33:06,458 I just felt like I needed a break from all that. 646 00:33:06,460 --> 00:33:09,828 And I thought that becoming a part of someone else's life... 647 00:33:09,830 --> 00:33:13,498 A family... Would be something good. 648 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:16,735 Who was the last person that you wanted to kill? 649 00:33:16,737 --> 00:33:19,638 I've never wanted to kill anybody. 650 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,874 Bullshit. You're a liar. 651 00:33:21,876 --> 00:33:23,709 The salt-of-the-earth Americans 652 00:33:23,711 --> 00:33:26,478 who elected our president... 653 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,748 you want them dead... 654 00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:31,917 don't you? 655 00:33:31,919 --> 00:33:33,952 Don't you?! 656 00:33:40,828 --> 00:33:42,928 When can you start? 657 00:33:45,032 --> 00:33:46,999 KAI: What's the thing that scares you the most? 658 00:33:47,001 --> 00:33:50,502 Honestly, Kai? 659 00:33:50,504 --> 00:33:52,104 You. 660 00:33:52,106 --> 00:33:54,606 (chuckles) 661 00:34:14,395 --> 00:34:16,795 (truck departs) 662 00:34:16,797 --> 00:34:19,264 (chatting indistinctly) 663 00:34:24,738 --> 00:34:27,139 KAI: ♪ La cucaracha ♪ 664 00:34:27,141 --> 00:34:29,808 ♪ La cucaracha ♪ 665 00:34:29,810 --> 00:34:34,046 (slurred humming) 666 00:34:34,048 --> 00:34:35,047 (speaking Spanish) 667 00:34:35,049 --> 00:34:36,481 ♪ La cucaracha ♪ 668 00:34:36,483 --> 00:34:39,318 ♪ La cucaracha ♪ 669 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,320 (humming) 670 00:34:41,322 --> 00:34:43,155 ♪ La cucaracha ♪ 671 00:34:43,157 --> 00:34:45,290 ♪ La cucaracha ♪ 672 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:47,359 (humming) 673 00:34:49,897 --> 00:34:52,497 ♪ La cucaracha, la cucaracha ♪ 674 00:34:52,499 --> 00:34:55,534 (humming) 675 00:34:56,603 --> 00:34:58,670 Oh. 676 00:35:03,811 --> 00:35:05,544 (grunts) 677 00:35:07,982 --> 00:35:09,448 (laughing) 678 00:35:09,450 --> 00:35:11,249 (speaking indistinctly) ♪ La cucaracha ♪ 679 00:35:11,251 --> 00:35:13,085 ♪ La cucaracha ♪ 680 00:35:13,087 --> 00:35:15,153 (humming) 681 00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:19,124 ♪ You asshole wetbacks aren't welcome here no more ♪ 682 00:35:19,126 --> 00:35:22,728 ♪ Selling drugs and doing crimes ♪ 683 00:35:24,932 --> 00:35:26,798 Ho! 684 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,867 Puto muerto! Andele! 685 00:35:28,869 --> 00:35:30,602 (grunting) 686 00:35:48,288 --> 00:35:51,623 For a night tasting? This is supposed to be work. 687 00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:53,725 You get the full treatment. Maybe... 688 00:35:53,727 --> 00:35:55,394 it'll put you in the mood later. 689 00:35:57,531 --> 00:35:58,864 (laughs) 690 00:35:58,866 --> 00:36:00,699 Well, alcohol always helps. 691 00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:03,335 (clears throat) Think about this for the prix fixe menu. 692 00:36:03,337 --> 00:36:04,636 Okay. Hey. 693 00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:08,807 This is fun. 694 00:36:08,809 --> 00:36:11,777 Who says I can't be romantic? 695 00:36:15,549 --> 00:36:17,749 (microwave chimes) 696 00:36:17,751 --> 00:36:21,253 (microwave door opens, closes) 697 00:36:27,561 --> 00:36:28,827 This is good soup. 698 00:36:28,829 --> 00:36:31,063 My mom's a chef. 699 00:36:31,065 --> 00:36:32,998 Which one? 700 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,933 Ivy. 701 00:36:34,935 --> 00:36:37,536 Which one's your real mommy? 702 00:36:37,538 --> 00:36:38,904 They're both. 703 00:36:38,906 --> 00:36:41,606 I mean which one carried you in her belly? 704 00:36:43,077 --> 00:36:44,709 I forgot. 705 00:36:44,711 --> 00:36:46,678 Maybe they never told me. 706 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,547 They ever tell you about your dad? 707 00:36:48,549 --> 00:36:50,215 Everybody has one. 708 00:36:50,217 --> 00:36:51,583 I'm supposed to say, 709 00:36:51,585 --> 00:36:54,152 "Every family is special in their own way." 710 00:36:58,425 --> 00:36:59,691 What's that? 711 00:36:59,693 --> 00:37:02,394 Twisty. He's a killer clown. 712 00:37:02,396 --> 00:37:05,030 Is that a knife? 713 00:37:05,032 --> 00:37:06,531 And a dead body? 714 00:37:09,136 --> 00:37:12,237 Are you going to tell my moms? 715 00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,773 Have you ever seen a real dead body? 716 00:37:25,986 --> 00:37:28,453 (typing on phone) 717 00:37:29,890 --> 00:37:32,324 (phone whooshes) 718 00:37:37,397 --> 00:37:38,797 Thank you. 719 00:37:43,604 --> 00:37:44,836 (whispering): Oh, man. 720 00:37:44,838 --> 00:37:47,038 Just stop tweeting. 721 00:38:14,268 --> 00:38:16,535 OZ: Is this for real? 722 00:38:16,537 --> 00:38:18,603 It's called the Dark Web. 723 00:38:18,605 --> 00:38:19,905 It's where you can find all the cool stuff. 724 00:38:21,875 --> 00:38:24,876 Scared? 725 00:38:24,878 --> 00:38:26,344 Good. 726 00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:28,847 (heavy breathing) 727 00:38:34,288 --> 00:38:36,521 (man grunting) 728 00:38:42,663 --> 00:38:44,429 (man cackling) 729 00:38:48,302 --> 00:38:50,835 What's going on? Oh! 730 00:38:50,837 --> 00:38:52,137 There was a clown! 731 00:38:52,139 --> 00:38:55,707 Are you insane? 732 00:38:57,811 --> 00:38:59,878 He was right there. 733 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,647 He was right there! 734 00:39:02,649 --> 00:39:04,716 He was right here. I swear to God. 735 00:39:04,718 --> 00:39:06,084 Where did he go? 736 00:39:06,086 --> 00:39:08,019 There is no one here! 737 00:39:08,021 --> 00:39:10,522 (hyperventilating) 738 00:39:10,524 --> 00:39:12,390 Where are you?! 739 00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:15,427 Ally, please. 740 00:39:15,429 --> 00:39:17,395 Ally, I was just here. 741 00:39:17,397 --> 00:39:18,997 There's no one. 742 00:39:18,999 --> 00:39:21,666 I know what I saw, Ivy! 743 00:39:21,668 --> 00:39:23,201 I know what I saw! 744 00:39:23,203 --> 00:39:24,703 Please. 745 00:39:24,705 --> 00:39:25,904 Will you stop? 746 00:39:25,906 --> 00:39:27,839 This is ridiculous. 747 00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:36,248 Where are you? 748 00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:38,516 Oh, my God. Ally, calm down. 749 00:39:38,518 --> 00:39:40,952 Where the fuck is he? 750 00:39:44,791 --> 00:39:47,392 (whispering): I swear. 751 00:39:47,394 --> 00:39:51,129 (crying): I swear to you, I saw him right there. 752 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,867 What about the bloody crumpet 753 00:39:55,869 --> 00:39:58,637 and the fingers in the endive? 754 00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:03,108 (stammers) 755 00:40:10,284 --> 00:40:12,083 It's a spinach soufflé 756 00:40:12,085 --> 00:40:14,619 with truffle oil. 757 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:16,888 No, no, no. 758 00:40:16,890 --> 00:40:18,723 No. 759 00:40:18,725 --> 00:40:21,126 Have you been taking your medicine? 760 00:40:31,305 --> 00:40:33,271 You need to start doing that. 761 00:40:33,273 --> 00:40:37,008 (whispering): I think I'm going insane. 762 00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,980 (cries) 763 00:40:44,184 --> 00:40:46,851 I think I'm losing my mind. 764 00:40:48,922 --> 00:40:50,989 (grunting) 765 00:40:50,991 --> 00:40:52,590 I don't want to see this anymore. 766 00:40:54,594 --> 00:40:56,828 Have you ever been vaccinated 767 00:40:56,830 --> 00:40:59,331 for chicken pox or measles? 768 00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:02,667 This is like a vaccination, but for your brain. 769 00:41:02,669 --> 00:41:05,870 It hurts at first, but it makes you better. 770 00:41:05,872 --> 00:41:08,139 Don't you want to be strong? 771 00:41:08,141 --> 00:41:10,909 Okay. 772 00:41:19,553 --> 00:41:20,952 (men shouting) 773 00:41:20,954 --> 00:41:22,721 I'll get some cookies. 774 00:41:32,366 --> 00:41:34,432 (vehicle engine rumbling in distance) 775 00:41:51,651 --> 00:41:53,284 (engine stops) 776 00:42:04,331 --> 00:42:06,464 (truck door creaks open) 777 00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:24,015 Aah! 778 00:42:31,224 --> 00:42:33,858 What? 779 00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:36,194 I took the pill. 780 00:42:36,196 --> 00:42:39,197 Oh, I'm sorry if I don't like altering my body chemistry 781 00:42:39,199 --> 00:42:41,199 with controlled substances. 782 00:42:41,201 --> 00:42:44,502 Says the woman who's never turned down a wine pairing. 783 00:42:49,376 --> 00:42:51,810 (sirens wailing in distance) 784 00:42:54,448 --> 00:42:56,614 ALLY: Stop the car, stop the car. 785 00:42:56,616 --> 00:42:58,750 Oh, my God, Ivy. 786 00:42:58,752 --> 00:43:01,252 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, ladies. 787 00:43:01,254 --> 00:43:02,654 This is a crime scene. 788 00:43:02,656 --> 00:43:05,123 We live here and our son is in that house. 789 00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:06,324 Oz! 790 00:43:06,326 --> 00:43:07,926 Oz! 791 00:43:07,928 --> 00:43:09,594 Ozzie! 792 00:43:09,596 --> 00:43:13,298 (echoing): Oz! Ozzie! 793 00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:16,968 Ozzie! 794 00:43:24,110 --> 00:43:26,544 Oz! 795 00:43:29,583 --> 00:43:31,983 OZZIE: Mama! 796 00:43:42,496 --> 00:43:43,895 What happened? 797 00:43:46,199 --> 00:43:49,100 Oh, no. The Changs. 798 00:43:49,102 --> 00:43:51,603 Crazy, right? I tried to call you guys. 799 00:43:51,605 --> 00:43:54,172 Thom and Marylin? 800 00:43:54,174 --> 00:43:55,507 Are they okay? 801 00:43:55,509 --> 00:43:58,009 They're dead. 802 00:43:58,011 --> 00:44:00,945 It was the clowns. 803 00:44:03,283 --> 00:44:04,949 I saw them get out of the ice cream truck. 804 00:44:04,951 --> 00:44:07,852 They just stood there and stared at me. 805 00:44:07,854 --> 00:44:10,455 Winter! Winter! 806 00:44:10,457 --> 00:44:12,857 Dude, slow down. 807 00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:14,926 (whispering): But you have to see this. 808 00:44:20,233 --> 00:44:22,133 (groans) 809 00:44:22,135 --> 00:44:24,068 What is wrong with you? 810 00:44:28,975 --> 00:44:30,508 Can we go back? 811 00:44:30,510 --> 00:44:32,610 We're not supposed to be outside. 812 00:44:36,383 --> 00:44:38,449 (Marylin screaming) 813 00:44:40,353 --> 00:44:41,986 Shh. 814 00:45:01,174 --> 00:45:02,574 (grunts) 815 00:45:02,576 --> 00:45:04,442 Come here. I'll lift you up. 816 00:45:04,444 --> 00:45:06,678 Tell me what you see. 817 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,446 (Marylin grunting) THOM: Please. (Groans) 818 00:45:08,448 --> 00:45:10,582 (muffled yelling) 819 00:45:16,456 --> 00:45:18,590 (Marylin crying, groaning) 820 00:45:21,227 --> 00:45:23,661 (muffled screaming) 821 00:45:34,274 --> 00:45:37,108 I tried to tell the police, but she won't let me. 822 00:45:37,110 --> 00:45:39,644 Oz, why don't you go inside? 823 00:45:39,646 --> 00:45:41,613 Your moms will be in in a second. 824 00:45:41,615 --> 00:45:44,282 Now you want to look after him? Are you fucking kidding me? 825 00:45:44,284 --> 00:45:47,285 Officer, would you take him over there for just... 826 00:45:47,287 --> 00:45:48,820 Ivy, no. Just for a second. 827 00:45:48,822 --> 00:45:51,456 Please, honey. 828 00:45:51,458 --> 00:45:52,724 Just for a second. 829 00:45:52,726 --> 00:45:54,726 (whispering): It's okay, baby. 830 00:45:58,064 --> 00:46:01,633 Look, I'm not calling your son a liar. 831 00:46:01,635 --> 00:46:05,069 He's an imaginative kid, but none of that happened. 832 00:46:05,071 --> 00:46:07,405 We came out here when we saw a bunch of police cars pull up. 833 00:46:07,407 --> 00:46:09,040 That was after I found this in his room. 834 00:46:10,577 --> 00:46:12,677 Oh. Oh, my God. 835 00:46:12,679 --> 00:46:13,945 Oh, my God. 836 00:46:13,947 --> 00:46:15,480 Should have thrown it away. 837 00:46:15,482 --> 00:46:16,481 Oh, my God. 838 00:46:16,483 --> 00:46:17,782 He has night terrors. 839 00:46:17,784 --> 00:46:19,751 He doesn't even know he's asleep. 840 00:46:19,753 --> 00:46:22,186 Oh, my God, Ivy. 841 00:46:22,188 --> 00:46:23,855 Oh, God. 842 00:46:23,857 --> 00:46:25,757 Don't look. 843 00:46:25,759 --> 00:46:27,325 Look, there's that detective. 844 00:46:27,327 --> 00:46:28,826 Detective. 845 00:46:28,828 --> 00:46:30,695 Can you tell us what happened? 846 00:46:30,697 --> 00:46:32,096 I'm sorry, ma'am, I can't talk about it right now. 847 00:46:32,098 --> 00:46:33,531 ALLY: Oh, that's bullshit. 848 00:46:33,533 --> 00:46:34,799 The Changs were our friends. 849 00:46:34,801 --> 00:46:35,800 We know them. 850 00:46:35,802 --> 00:46:37,368 What happened in there? 851 00:46:37,370 --> 00:46:38,670 Who did this? 852 00:46:38,672 --> 00:46:39,837 Are we even safe here? 853 00:46:39,839 --> 00:46:41,105 You're gonna be fine. 854 00:46:41,107 --> 00:46:42,974 There was nobody else involved. 855 00:46:42,976 --> 00:46:44,842 It looks like a murder suicide. 856 00:46:44,844 --> 00:46:47,345 I'm sorry. 857 00:47:00,694 --> 00:47:02,760 ♪ ♪ 858 00:47:33,693 --> 00:47:35,126 (thumping) 859 00:47:39,733 --> 00:47:42,700 (whispering): Ivy? 860 00:47:42,702 --> 00:47:45,670 Ivy, did you hear that? 861 00:47:45,672 --> 00:47:47,905 Ivy?