1 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:07,132 Max! Over here at our white trash window. 2 00:00:07,914 --> 00:00:09,514 I need help with shower. 3 00:00:10,419 --> 00:00:12,667 All right, Chestnut we're heading for work, soon. 4 00:00:12,668 --> 00:00:14,116 You know the rules... 5 00:00:14,117 --> 00:00:18,146 No R-rated movies, no sugary snacks and I want you standing up and asleep by 11. 6 00:00:21,248 --> 00:00:22,381 What's the problem? 7 00:00:22,934 --> 00:00:24,468 I can't turn it on. 8 00:00:24,493 --> 00:00:27,154 Well, drop your towel and tell it has a big nozzle. 9 00:00:28,054 --> 00:00:29,687 Did you even do a rat check? 10 00:00:29,781 --> 00:00:33,226 Yes... Theodore is gone. Even he got a better apartment. 11 00:00:34,623 --> 00:00:37,600 Max, remind me... what separates us from homeless people? 12 00:00:38,142 --> 00:00:39,758 We're not as tanned? 13 00:00:40,251 --> 00:00:44,311 Yeah, and we have a sometimes functioning shower and that sweet shower curtain. 14 00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:47,173 Hmm, which was gifted to us by a homeless person 15 00:00:47,175 --> 00:00:50,309 who no longer needed his cape. 16 00:00:51,813 --> 00:00:54,881 That should do it. 17 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:58,885 (PIPES GROANING) 18 00:00:58,887 --> 00:01:00,386 (GROANING STOPS) 19 00:01:00,388 --> 00:01:02,688 Hey, why'd the sound stop? 20 00:01:03,957 --> 00:01:05,525 That's weird. 21 00:01:09,563 --> 00:01:12,531 (SCREAMING) 22 00:01:12,533 --> 00:01:13,813 Ah! 23 00:01:14,735 --> 00:01:16,869 - All right. All right. - Ugh. 24 00:01:16,871 --> 00:01:19,071 - Ugh. - (GROANS) 25 00:01:20,907 --> 00:01:22,675 (GASPS) 26 00:01:22,677 --> 00:01:25,344 Well, I got it turned on. 27 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:28,647 (HORSE SNORTS) 28 00:01:28,649 --> 00:01:30,349 What's that, buddy? 29 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:32,885 It doesn't get any sadder? 30 00:01:34,654 --> 00:01:36,856 PETER BJORN & JOHN: ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 31 00:01:36,858 --> 00:01:38,357 (CASH REGISTER DINGS) 32 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:42,275 ♪ Oohoh o ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 33 00:01:42,542 --> 00:01:45,705 Improved By: Fidel33 Sub Upload Date: November 20, 2015 34 00:01:52,060 --> 00:01:54,195 Well, well, well, Caroline, 35 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:58,332 I didn't know it was "bring your boyfriend to work" day. 36 00:01:58,334 --> 00:02:01,702 Even our shower head is broke, Earl. 37 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:03,771 We got blasted with rusty water 38 00:02:03,773 --> 00:02:07,008 and something thick. 39 00:02:07,010 --> 00:02:08,542 Ugh, oh. 40 00:02:08,544 --> 00:02:10,011 I feel so dirty. 41 00:02:10,013 --> 00:02:12,646 Stop. We showered at Sophie and Oleg's. 42 00:02:12,648 --> 00:02:15,583 That's why I feel dirty. 43 00:02:15,585 --> 00:02:17,385 There was a rubber ducky in there who looked like 44 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:21,055 he'd seen some really messed up stuff. 45 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:23,699 Look, we will do what we always do 46 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:26,360 when we need a new appliance or a fishnet body stocking. 47 00:02:26,362 --> 00:02:28,362 - We'll ask Oleg. - (BELL RINGS) 48 00:02:28,364 --> 00:02:32,099 Did somebody say fishnet body stocking? 49 00:02:32,101 --> 00:02:34,587 Hey, everybody! 50 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:39,225 I'm going green, 51 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:42,161 and I don't just mean my eye shadow. 52 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:46,298 Yup, I'm getting my body ready for pregnancy 53 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:51,070 with healthy eating and less smoked meats. 54 00:02:51,072 --> 00:02:54,440 I think going green is more about the environment Sophie. 55 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:55,874 Oh, yeah? 56 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:59,545 And how many babies have you had, Caroline? 57 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:02,181 Sophie, I wish I were that fetus. 58 00:03:02,183 --> 00:03:03,382 I'm jealous of anything that 59 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:08,120 gets to be inside you for nine months. 60 00:03:08,122 --> 00:03:10,923 You know, Oleg, since Sophie's doing a food cleanse, 61 00:03:10,925 --> 00:03:13,625 maybe you could do a cleanse for your potty mouth. 62 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:15,227 I like that idea. 63 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:18,230 Since I'm changing for a baby, you should too. 64 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:22,234 From now on, everything you say should be G-rated. 65 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:25,938 Yeah, but the G doesn't stand for 'Gina. 66 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:31,843 So I'm supposed to serve bone-in rib eye and pulled pork 67 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:36,248 and not make any comparison to my junk? 68 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:40,318 Well, I'll be over here eating healthy in my booth. 69 00:03:41,687 --> 00:03:45,323 Max, what are we gonna do without a working shower? 70 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:48,160 Where will I cry? 71 00:03:48,162 --> 00:03:51,530 And where will I hide from you? 72 00:03:51,741 --> 00:03:53,365 Girls, if you need a shower, 73 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,834 there are wonderful facilities at my new gym. 74 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:58,903 Well, they obviously have child care. 75 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:02,107 They even give me a 6:15 wake-up call every morning, 76 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:05,610 so I can make it to my ideal body workout. 77 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,545 I'll give you a wake-up call right now. 78 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:09,814 Sleep in. 79 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:12,884 With that body, nothing's gonna work out. 80 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:16,721 Well, I have two "friends and family" one-day passes 81 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:19,023 that I've been saving for my parents' trip 82 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:21,426 but last month they littered in Korea, 83 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,761 so they're in jail. 84 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:26,364 Hey, I found something green on here. 85 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:29,934 Two pistachio ice creams, please. 86 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,135 Sophie, I'm not sure I... 87 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:33,838 Just bring me something green, bitch. 88 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,774 (ROCK MUSIC) 89 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:40,845 (EXHALING SHARPLY) 90 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:42,613 Max, are you in here? 91 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,348 Ah, only lady here 92 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:47,752 has been in the shower a long time. 93 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:49,620 This isn't yours, is it? 94 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,490 Nope, and I'm guessing it's not yours either. 95 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:56,193 It is now. 96 00:04:56,195 --> 00:04:57,995 Girl, 97 00:04:57,997 --> 00:05:01,265 why didn't you tell me a shower could be this good? 98 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:02,867 I didn't think you'd believe me, 99 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:06,337 like when I told you they make hangers just for pants. 100 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:08,539 Have you been in there this whole time? 101 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:11,275 I got out to pee a couple times. 102 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:14,712 Then I didn't get out to pee a couple times. 103 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:16,988 While you were meeting water for the first time, 104 00:05:16,990 --> 00:05:18,856 I took three classes. 105 00:05:18,858 --> 00:05:21,025 Body Rocket with Papo, 106 00:05:21,027 --> 00:05:24,162 Flex Flow with Nat, and Ab Attack with Abby, 107 00:05:24,164 --> 00:05:29,500 and I just signed up for Celtic Hip-Hop with Devandre O'Brien. 108 00:05:29,502 --> 00:05:33,304 Yo, can you fit these bad boys in your purse? 109 00:05:33,306 --> 00:05:36,941 And, uh, don't forget my new hat. 110 00:05:36,943 --> 00:05:40,611 I'll make room for them next to the hand towels. 111 00:05:40,613 --> 00:05:42,046 (COMBINATION PAD BEEPING) 112 00:05:44,015 --> 00:05:46,456 Ah, good for you, mami. 113 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:48,853 So I said to my nanny, 114 00:05:48,855 --> 00:05:50,855 "Just take her to the emergency room. 115 00:05:50,857 --> 00:05:52,890 "I cannot miss my workout with Brian 116 00:05:52,892 --> 00:05:54,892 because Harlow ate a jar of Play-Doh." 117 00:05:54,894 --> 00:05:56,293 (SCOFFS) 118 00:05:56,295 --> 00:06:00,397 FYI, bottomless shaving cream in the shower. 119 00:06:00,399 --> 00:06:04,868 Gave myself a Santa beard. 120 00:06:04,870 --> 00:06:07,705 Hi, I wasn't listening in... all this tile, 121 00:06:07,707 --> 00:06:10,007 your voices really carry. 122 00:06:10,009 --> 00:06:12,394 Who's Brian, and what's this amazing class 123 00:06:12,395 --> 00:06:13,441 you're talking about? 124 00:06:13,442 --> 00:06:18,015 YBBBB with Brian. Yoga Booty Ballet Boxing and Beyond. 125 00:06:18,017 --> 00:06:20,384 And it's beyond. 126 00:06:20,386 --> 00:06:22,019 What studio is it in? 127 00:06:22,021 --> 00:06:23,287 I'll go. Max? 128 00:06:23,289 --> 00:06:26,223 There's no Max here! 129 00:06:26,225 --> 00:06:28,425 (ROCK MUSIC) 130 00:06:28,427 --> 00:06:32,362 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 131 00:06:32,364 --> 00:06:35,332 One Ab Blast Immune Boost with banana. 132 00:06:35,334 --> 00:06:36,633 Anyone else? 133 00:06:36,635 --> 00:06:38,902 Excuse me. 134 00:06:38,904 --> 00:06:40,570 Excuse me. 135 00:06:40,572 --> 00:06:43,540 Can a brother get some bee pollen? 136 00:06:44,909 --> 00:06:46,243 Thank you, Brian. 137 00:06:46,245 --> 00:06:47,544 Are you sure you haven't taken 138 00:06:47,546 --> 00:06:49,946 Yoga Booty Ballet Boxing and Beyond before? 139 00:06:49,948 --> 00:06:51,915 'Cause it's like your booty just instinctively knew 140 00:06:51,917 --> 00:06:52,949 how to go beyond. 141 00:06:52,951 --> 00:06:55,051 (CHUCKLES) 142 00:06:55,053 --> 00:06:58,188 Oh, hello, Caroline, and you're Brian. 143 00:06:58,190 --> 00:07:00,824 I've seen your trainer photo on the wall. 144 00:07:00,826 --> 00:07:03,627 I guess it wasn't retouched as I assumed. 145 00:07:07,098 --> 00:07:08,798 Brian, wait up. 146 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,369 Did you forget we're doing 30 days of sweaty selfies? 147 00:07:12,371 --> 00:07:13,536 Can I buy you a juice? 148 00:07:13,538 --> 00:07:15,705 And make out with you? 149 00:07:15,707 --> 00:07:18,541 Joke, I'm kinda married. 150 00:07:18,543 --> 00:07:20,009 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 151 00:07:20,011 --> 00:07:22,245 Caroline, how about I create a juice for you 152 00:07:22,247 --> 00:07:24,814 that will optimize your workout? 153 00:07:24,816 --> 00:07:26,482 Has he ever bought us a juice? 154 00:07:26,484 --> 00:07:29,352 No, and we bought him a car. 155 00:07:30,487 --> 00:07:34,390 Schiller, dude, give me a life boost. 156 00:07:34,392 --> 00:07:37,126 Schiller, I'll have the life boost as well. 157 00:07:37,128 --> 00:07:38,294 Schiller. 158 00:07:38,296 --> 00:07:41,030 Am I saying that right? Schiller. 159 00:07:41,032 --> 00:07:42,532 Will you be in class tomorrow? 160 00:07:42,534 --> 00:07:43,966 I'd love to see your flying lotus. 161 00:07:43,968 --> 00:07:46,069 (CHUCKLES) My lotus only has 162 00:07:46,071 --> 00:07:47,937 a one-day pass, and it doesn't fly, 163 00:07:47,939 --> 00:07:50,273 it takes the bus. 164 00:07:50,275 --> 00:07:51,707 Not anymore. 165 00:07:51,709 --> 00:07:54,377 I got us jobs at the juice bar. 166 00:07:54,379 --> 00:07:57,246 We can take all the classes and showers we want. 167 00:07:57,248 --> 00:07:59,081 I told them I had juicing experience... 168 00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:02,785 not a lie if you count the week I dated Lance Armstrong. 169 00:08:10,727 --> 00:08:12,528 Earl, this one shower, 170 00:08:12,530 --> 00:08:15,264 the water comes at you from every angle, 171 00:08:15,266 --> 00:08:18,867 and not because sewage is backing up. 172 00:08:18,869 --> 00:08:21,269 You do seem happier, Max. 173 00:08:21,271 --> 00:08:23,305 You're even kinda smiling. 174 00:08:23,307 --> 00:08:26,942 How high are you right now? 175 00:08:26,944 --> 00:08:29,511 No, I am totally clean. 176 00:08:29,513 --> 00:08:30,879 Literally. 177 00:08:30,881 --> 00:08:34,316 Showered Max is a pleasure to be around. 178 00:08:34,318 --> 00:08:37,986 Also, she's much less itchy. 179 00:08:37,988 --> 00:08:41,056 Hello, I'm a member of Physique Total Body. 180 00:08:41,058 --> 00:08:43,925 Swipe, swipe, swipe. 181 00:08:43,927 --> 00:08:48,663 I love belonging to a place where not everyone's allowed. 182 00:08:48,665 --> 00:08:50,332 Hey, everybody! 183 00:08:50,334 --> 00:08:53,802 No, it's not fitness nut Jane Fonda. 184 00:08:53,804 --> 00:08:55,870 It's Sophie Kuchenski! 185 00:08:55,872 --> 00:09:01,176 Yep, and everything about me is healthy and green. 186 00:09:01,178 --> 00:09:02,577 Hey, Sophie, since you're being green, 187 00:09:02,579 --> 00:09:04,946 we brought you a Green Genie from our gym. 188 00:09:04,948 --> 00:09:08,883 Oh, you did? 189 00:09:08,885 --> 00:09:14,474 Ah. 190 00:09:14,476 --> 00:09:15,842 We don't really know what's in it. 191 00:09:15,844 --> 00:09:18,845 We're not good at our jobs there either. 192 00:09:18,847 --> 00:09:22,281 Aw, look at that. I'm really proud of her, girls. 193 00:09:22,283 --> 00:09:26,552 Suck it down, baby, but not in a sexual way. 194 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:36,262 This is delicious. 195 00:09:36,264 --> 00:09:39,632 I love it, yeah. 196 00:09:41,067 --> 00:09:43,302 Ah. Oh. 197 00:09:46,206 --> 00:09:49,041 I love this drink so much, 198 00:09:49,043 --> 00:09:50,943 I'm gonna take it to the bathroom, 199 00:09:50,945 --> 00:09:53,779 and I'm gonna love it in there. 200 00:09:58,818 --> 00:10:00,185 (GASPS) 201 00:10:00,187 --> 00:10:03,222 Don't touch anything. 202 00:10:03,224 --> 00:10:06,425 Hey, look. It's the Oldsen twins. 203 00:10:06,427 --> 00:10:08,193 Did you tell them we worked here? 204 00:10:08,195 --> 00:10:10,195 My diner uniform fell out of my gym bag, 205 00:10:10,197 --> 00:10:14,032 and they didn't believe I was a stewardess on Air Yugoslavia. 206 00:10:15,568 --> 00:10:18,760 Hey, gym buddies. 207 00:10:18,762 --> 00:10:21,629 We don't eat. 208 00:10:21,631 --> 00:10:24,132 Well, you've come to the right place. 209 00:10:24,134 --> 00:10:26,968 And thanks again for turning me on to Brian's class. 210 00:10:26,970 --> 00:10:30,772 I'm glad you like it, but... Jodie? 211 00:10:30,774 --> 00:10:34,642 Yeah, you can't take it anymore. 212 00:10:34,644 --> 00:10:38,346 So... yeah. 213 00:10:38,348 --> 00:10:39,680 Why not? 214 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,182 Brian likes you, 215 00:10:41,184 --> 00:10:43,951 which we totally don't understand, 216 00:10:43,953 --> 00:10:46,187 but... Jodes? 217 00:10:46,189 --> 00:10:48,189 Yeah. 218 00:10:48,191 --> 00:10:51,259 We don't want to share him. 219 00:10:51,261 --> 00:10:54,161 He's all we have. 220 00:10:54,163 --> 00:10:55,896 So... 221 00:10:55,898 --> 00:10:58,265 yeah. 222 00:10:58,267 --> 00:11:00,101 You two are married with children. 223 00:11:00,103 --> 00:11:04,472 Exactly. Brian is all we have. 224 00:11:04,474 --> 00:11:06,640 We can make it really uncomfortable 225 00:11:06,642 --> 00:11:07,742 for you at the gym, 226 00:11:07,744 --> 00:11:09,744 and people are already talking 227 00:11:09,746 --> 00:11:11,846 about your discount yoga pants. 228 00:11:11,848 --> 00:11:15,049 So... yeah. (SCOFFS) 229 00:11:17,152 --> 00:11:20,087 Oh, you're not the only person in here who can be threatening. 230 00:11:20,089 --> 00:11:23,157 Let me go get my threatening friend. 231 00:11:23,159 --> 00:11:26,111 Max. Max, go over there and give them the dagger eyes. 232 00:11:26,113 --> 00:11:28,447 You know, the ones that gave Han the twitch. 233 00:11:28,449 --> 00:11:30,649 This one? 234 00:11:38,624 --> 00:11:40,625 Uh, what is that? 235 00:11:40,627 --> 00:11:42,060 No. 236 00:11:42,062 --> 00:11:43,161 That's like a smile. 237 00:11:43,163 --> 00:11:46,898 You don't smile. Cut it out. 238 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:49,100 Hey, ladies, look. 239 00:11:56,609 --> 00:11:59,411 We don't know what that means. 240 00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:02,347 So... yeah. (CHUCKLES) 241 00:12:03,516 --> 00:12:05,083 What? I'm trying, 242 00:12:05,085 --> 00:12:09,154 but I guess showered Max doesn't have it in her. 243 00:12:09,156 --> 00:12:12,023 Oh... you know I'll say this girls 244 00:12:12,025 --> 00:12:14,492 but don't quote me. 245 00:12:14,494 --> 00:12:20,532 It ain't easy being green. 246 00:12:20,534 --> 00:12:24,402 (ROCK MUSIC) 247 00:12:24,404 --> 00:12:26,671 - (JUICER BUZZING) - Now where's ginger? 248 00:12:26,673 --> 00:12:28,106 Where's ginger? 249 00:12:28,108 --> 00:12:29,440 I don't know, on that island 250 00:12:29,442 --> 00:12:32,410 with Gilligan and the others? 251 00:12:32,412 --> 00:12:34,212 And where's her Slim Down Smoothie? 252 00:12:34,214 --> 00:12:36,714 In the blender. Can you finish it? 253 00:12:36,716 --> 00:12:39,016 This wheatgrass smell makes me sick. 254 00:12:39,018 --> 00:12:44,555 Well, man up. I'm balls deep in three gut busters over here. 255 00:12:44,557 --> 00:12:46,124 Oh, God. 256 00:12:46,126 --> 00:12:50,294 It smells like the Jolly Green Giant's jock strap. 257 00:12:50,296 --> 00:12:52,630 Oh, my God, it's like... (GAGS) 258 00:12:52,632 --> 00:12:54,365 (GAGS) 259 00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:58,336 Stop. You gagging makes me gag. 260 00:12:58,338 --> 00:13:00,805 Okay, almost done. 261 00:13:00,807 --> 00:13:02,640 - (GAGS) - (GAGS) 262 00:13:02,642 --> 00:13:05,042 - (GAGS) - (GAGS) 263 00:13:05,044 --> 00:13:07,778 (BOTH GAGS) 264 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:10,347 Slim Down Smoothie! 265 00:13:12,851 --> 00:13:14,385 Kinda got away from me. 266 00:13:14,387 --> 00:13:16,921 I won't charge you for the extra. 267 00:13:16,923 --> 00:13:19,156 Um, I wanted banana in this. 268 00:13:19,158 --> 00:13:21,358 Max, banana. 269 00:13:23,528 --> 00:13:26,664 You wanted a banana. Banana. 270 00:13:26,666 --> 00:13:28,899 Ugh. Where is Schiller to relieve me? 271 00:13:28,901 --> 00:13:30,901 It's time for my YBBB class. 272 00:13:30,903 --> 00:13:32,136 He probably got his hair caught 273 00:13:32,138 --> 00:13:34,238 in the ab crunch machine again. 274 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,098 That damn crunch machine. 275 00:13:37,576 --> 00:13:38,842 Okay, he's here. I'm out. 276 00:13:38,844 --> 00:13:41,345 (STAMMERS) After class, you relieve me. 277 00:13:41,347 --> 00:13:42,513 No dillydallying. 278 00:13:42,515 --> 00:13:44,348 I got a hazard cone holding the shower 279 00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:46,984 with the railing and the bench in it. 280 00:13:48,486 --> 00:13:50,354 Ooh, nice earrings, Raquel. 281 00:13:50,356 --> 00:13:53,590 Oh, Pavé diamonds. (CHUCKLES) 282 00:13:53,592 --> 00:13:55,225 Found them in a locker. 283 00:13:55,227 --> 00:13:57,928 She doesn't need 'em. 284 00:13:57,930 --> 00:13:59,930 Oh, you want this? 285 00:13:59,932 --> 00:14:01,732 It's a fitness band. 286 00:14:01,734 --> 00:14:03,133 Found it on the floor... 287 00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:05,802 of a locker. 288 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:12,027 - Thanks. - Mm. 289 00:14:12,029 --> 00:14:15,297 Huh. They were not. 290 00:14:15,299 --> 00:14:17,867 Hey, mami, I just heard those two rich moms 291 00:14:17,869 --> 00:14:19,335 trash-talking your friend. 292 00:14:19,337 --> 00:14:21,804 Tell her to stay clear of Brian's class. 293 00:14:21,806 --> 00:14:24,206 Their husbands are silent partners in the gym, 294 00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:26,542 and also, in their marriages. 295 00:14:26,544 --> 00:14:30,379 Wait, are you telling me I could lose my shower? 296 00:14:30,381 --> 00:14:31,714 And your juice bar jobs. 297 00:14:31,716 --> 00:14:33,048 Oh, right, that whole thing too. 298 00:14:33,050 --> 00:14:34,850 I gotta stop her. 299 00:14:34,852 --> 00:14:36,585 Feel that nice long stretch. 300 00:14:36,587 --> 00:14:37,953 (ZEN MUSIC PLAYING) 301 00:14:37,955 --> 00:14:39,421 Can I help you? 302 00:14:39,423 --> 00:14:43,859 Uh... someone reported a dangerous, wet mess in here. 303 00:14:43,861 --> 00:14:46,028 I don't see a wet mess. 304 00:14:48,064 --> 00:14:50,666 Then you're not looking right here. 305 00:14:50,668 --> 00:14:53,835 Go away. You're interrupting my flow. 306 00:14:53,837 --> 00:14:56,405 Good, now try and hold it. That's right, Caroline. 307 00:14:56,407 --> 00:14:58,607 Okay, you feel that? 308 00:14:58,609 --> 00:15:00,976 Let's get a nice big stretch. 309 00:15:00,978 --> 00:15:03,311 That's big enough. 310 00:15:03,313 --> 00:15:07,516 Miss, we're in the middle of a class. 311 00:15:07,518 --> 00:15:10,118 And now let's all go into child's pose. 312 00:15:12,956 --> 00:15:17,519 - Hey. - Max. 313 00:15:17,521 --> 00:15:19,054 Those moms are looking at you 314 00:15:19,056 --> 00:15:23,491 like you put dressing on their salad and mixed it in. 315 00:15:23,493 --> 00:15:27,462 Very good. Your hips are remarkably open. 316 00:15:27,464 --> 00:15:30,031 Thank you, Brian. 317 00:15:30,033 --> 00:15:32,100 I can't lose that shower. 318 00:15:32,102 --> 00:15:34,202 I finally found something to make me feel good 319 00:15:34,204 --> 00:15:35,937 that doesn't end in "arijuana." 320 00:15:35,939 --> 00:15:38,606 Miss, you're stopping our flow. 321 00:15:38,608 --> 00:15:42,010 That's exactly what I said, Brian.. 322 00:15:42,012 --> 00:15:44,445 YBBBB is a moving meditation, 323 00:15:44,447 --> 00:15:46,314 so move it on out of here. 324 00:15:46,316 --> 00:15:50,451 Why you gotta BBBB so rude? 325 00:15:50,453 --> 00:15:52,687 Namaste. 326 00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:57,358 And, you, Namaste away from him. 327 00:16:06,309 --> 00:16:09,411 I'm back. See? Nothing happened. 328 00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:11,246 Those two moms didn't do anything. 329 00:16:11,248 --> 00:16:13,182 I mean, how dangerous can they be? 330 00:16:13,184 --> 00:16:16,485 They're almost 40 331 00:16:16,487 --> 00:16:20,856 40? That's almost 50. 332 00:16:20,858 --> 00:16:23,058 Great class. 333 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:25,527 I felt quite the burn. 334 00:16:25,529 --> 00:16:28,930 How about I buy you ladies each a Sex on the Peach? 335 00:16:28,932 --> 00:16:30,966 Great, just not from her. 336 00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:32,267 (WHISPERS INAUDIBLY) 337 00:16:32,269 --> 00:16:35,036 (ALL LAUGHS) 338 00:16:35,038 --> 00:16:36,772 Han, what's so funny? 339 00:16:36,774 --> 00:16:41,209 Caroline... rumor has it you let one fly in yoga class. 340 00:16:41,211 --> 00:16:43,879 (ALL LAUGHS) 341 00:16:43,881 --> 00:16:45,847 Max, what's Han saying? 342 00:16:45,849 --> 00:16:50,852 You tooted. Floated an air biscuit. 343 00:16:50,854 --> 00:16:52,320 Pass-ah the gas-ah. 344 00:16:52,322 --> 00:16:54,055 (ALL LAUGHS) 345 00:16:54,057 --> 00:16:55,724 Still need me to clarify? 346 00:16:55,726 --> 00:16:58,059 Okay, hi, um, to be clear, 347 00:16:58,061 --> 00:17:00,128 I didn't do what they said. I wouldn't. 348 00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:01,830 If I had, I would have already thrown myself 349 00:17:01,832 --> 00:17:04,432 down a StairMaster. 350 00:17:04,434 --> 00:17:06,067 You mess with the bull, 351 00:17:06,069 --> 00:17:09,671 you get the fart rumor. 352 00:17:09,673 --> 00:17:13,908 Oh, my God, those 60-year-old women 353 00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:16,444 started a fart rumor about me. 354 00:17:16,446 --> 00:17:18,413 At least they didn't get us fired. 355 00:17:18,415 --> 00:17:22,417 Ah, phew. Ha, no pun intended. 356 00:17:22,419 --> 00:17:24,018 Hey, Brian, great class. 357 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,620 Wanna design a juice for me? 358 00:17:25,622 --> 00:17:27,055 Kinda busy right now. 359 00:17:27,057 --> 00:17:28,523 I got a recently divorced dad looking to 360 00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,558 get back out there in a big way. 361 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,593 Plus, you farted. 362 00:17:35,197 --> 00:17:37,198 I can't believe this is happening. 363 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,767 I'm being shunned in public for something I didn't do. 364 00:17:39,769 --> 00:17:42,703 It's my father's Ponzi scheme all over again. 365 00:17:42,705 --> 00:17:46,974 From now on, I'm Caroline, the gas-ah pass-ah. 366 00:17:46,976 --> 00:17:51,212 Look, I know you're in a fart spiral, 367 00:17:51,214 --> 00:17:53,347 but their husbands own this place, 368 00:17:53,349 --> 00:17:56,250 so don't do anything to ruin this sweet situation for us. 369 00:17:56,252 --> 00:17:59,020 Sorry, Max, but I never told off those Upper East Side ladies 370 00:17:59,022 --> 00:18:00,921 for how they treated me five years ago, 371 00:18:00,923 --> 00:18:03,758 so I'm gonna have to let these two rich bitches have it. 372 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:04,510 Oh, no. 373 00:18:04,511 --> 00:18:06,961 Just because you're in sad, loveless marriage... 374 00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:10,197 (MACHINE BUZZING OVER CAROLIN'ES VOICE) 375 00:18:30,385 --> 00:18:31,985 (MACHINE WINDING DOWN) 376 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,924 We couldn't even hear you, 377 00:18:36,926 --> 00:18:39,793 so... yeah. 378 00:18:39,795 --> 00:18:41,462 I'll be happy to repeat every word. 379 00:18:41,464 --> 00:18:43,030 Oh, man. 380 00:18:43,032 --> 00:18:45,032 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 381 00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:47,734 (MACHINE GRINDING) 382 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:51,004 My fitness band slid off! 383 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:53,540 I broke the Mega Juicer 5000. 384 00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:55,909 You know why they call it a Mega Juicer 5000? 385 00:18:55,911 --> 00:18:57,878 'Cause it costs 5000. 386 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:02,349 We know. We bought one for Brian. 387 00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:05,052 I think you just got fired, mami. 388 00:19:05,054 --> 00:19:07,788 Oh, here's a good-bye gift. 389 00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:10,223 Another fitness band. 390 00:19:10,225 --> 00:19:12,893 Raquel, will you tell the shower with the bench 391 00:19:12,895 --> 00:19:14,594 that I love him? 392 00:19:14,596 --> 00:19:17,531 (ROCK MUSIC) 393 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,567 (BANGING ON PIPE) 394 00:19:20,569 --> 00:19:21,901 (RATCHETING) 395 00:19:21,903 --> 00:19:24,304 Oleg, how's it going in there? 396 00:19:24,306 --> 00:19:26,039 I'm ready to screw it in. 397 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:29,476 Said with zero sexual innuendo. 398 00:19:29,478 --> 00:19:31,478 Here. How lucky are we that Raquel found 399 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,080 this shower head in the locker? 400 00:19:34,082 --> 00:19:38,351 I burned 515 calories walking home. 401 00:19:38,353 --> 00:19:40,620 Oh, that's the time. 402 00:19:40,622 --> 00:19:42,489 Still, nothing to sneeze at. 403 00:19:42,491 --> 00:19:44,123 Who needs a fancy gym? 404 00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:46,526 Oleg's here right now to take care of our hole. 405 00:19:46,528 --> 00:19:49,529 Okay, now you're doing it on purpose. 406 00:19:49,531 --> 00:19:52,532 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 407 00:19:52,534 --> 00:19:56,636 Anybody wanna go grab a lettuce wedge at Wedgies? 408 00:19:58,005 --> 00:20:00,940 There she is, my vegan vixen. 409 00:20:00,942 --> 00:20:02,542 Just look at that healthy glow. 410 00:20:02,544 --> 00:20:04,243 - Mmm. - (GIGGLING) 411 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,611 Mmm. 412 00:20:08,182 --> 00:20:09,715 Sugar. 413 00:20:09,717 --> 00:20:13,319 That's not a glow. It's a glaze. 414 00:20:13,321 --> 00:20:14,954 I had a doughnut. 415 00:20:14,956 --> 00:20:17,023 Yeah, it fell on my face. 416 00:20:17,025 --> 00:20:20,593 I had to eat it, or I would suffocate to death. 417 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,395 I've been on my best behavior, 418 00:20:22,397 --> 00:20:24,196 and you're not holding up your end, 419 00:20:24,198 --> 00:20:26,465 which, for some godforsaken reason, 420 00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:29,835 I'm not even allowed to comment on! 421 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:33,606 Oh, maybe we could have a cheat day, 422 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,342 and that day could be... 423 00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:39,612 today? 424 00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:43,749 Pound cake? Know what I'd like to pound? 425 00:20:43,751 --> 00:20:47,286 Oh, I sure do. 426 00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:48,553 Mmm. 427 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,550 What are we waiting for? 428 00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:57,581 - (GAGS) - (GAGS) 429 00:21:05,501 --> 00:21:12,079 Improved By: Fidel33 Sub Upload Date: November 20, 2015