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Here we are.
The Summerween Superstore.

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- Wait. Summer what?
- Summerween!

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The people of this town
love Halloween so much,

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they celebrate it twice a year.

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And wouldn't you know it, it's today!

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Do you always carry that calendar
in your pocket?

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- Yes.
- Summerween?

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Something about this feels unnatural.

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There's free candy.

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To the costume aisle!

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I'd lend you a hand,
but I don't seem to have any!

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This guy tells it like it is.

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Sir? Could please stop pushing that?

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Ma'am, make these heads less hilarious
and you got yourself a deal.

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When the children
come to my door tonight,

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they're gonna run away screaming
from Stan Pines, Master of Fright!

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Boo!

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Oh!

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Uh-oh. I think this one's leaking!

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Have the police come and eject
the Pines family from the store.

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Not today!

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My eyes!

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You paid for this stuff, right?

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Of course!

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I hate Summerween.

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Let's move!

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I am so excited!

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We're gonna have the best costumes,
get the most candy...

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And have the biggest
stomach aches ever!

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- Yeah!
- Yeah!

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Dude, I've never seen you guys
so pumped!

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Well, back at home,

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me and Dipper were kind of the kings
of trick-or-treating.

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Twins in costumes, the people eat it up.

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Well, you dudes
better be careful out there.

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It's a night of ghouls and goblins.

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Not to mention...
The Summerween Trickster!

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The Summer what, what-what?

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The trickster goes door to door,
so the legend goes,

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eating children
who lack the Summerween spirit.

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Well, you don't have to worry about us.
We've got spirit to go around.

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Oh, what is this stuff?
I've never even heard of these brands.

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Sand Pop? Gummy Chairs?
Mr. Adequate-Bar?

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This is all cheap-0 loser candy!

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Quiet your discontent, children,
lest the Trickster overhear.

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Your cape is caught in your fly, Soos.

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Touche.

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Goodbye, loser candy.

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Trick or treaters! Quick!
Give them that terrible candy!

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Happy Summerw...

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- 'Sup, squirt?
- Hey, Dipper!

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Wendy! Ha-ha-ha. Ow.

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What's up, guys?

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Ugh. I left my jacket here, again.

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Hey, what's with the candy?

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You going
trick-or-treating or something?

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Well, actually, I... uh...

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Shut up, Robbie, of course he's
not going trick-or-treating.

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No, yeah. Uh...

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Trick-or-treating is for babies! I guess...

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You should come to this party with us.

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Tambry's parents are out of town
and it's gonna be off the chain.

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Not surprised you didn't hear about it.

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Hey, guys, wait!
Maybe I'll see you at the party!

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If you're not too busy playing dress-up.

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It's at 9:00! Don't forget!

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What am I gonna tell Mabel?

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Grunkle Stan,
these are my best friends,

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Candy and Grenda!

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I am so sweet I could eat myself.

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Hello, Mr. Pines.

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You got a cold, honey?

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Something wrong with your voice there?

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What do you mean?
Why would you say that?

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Is Waddles coming with us?

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I wish he could, but he's got some
very important meetings to attend.

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File these documents under "I,"
for "I have a curly tail!”

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What about your brother?

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Oh, man, guys, just wait
until you see Dipper's costume!

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It's amazing! Here he comes now!

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That is a very good Dipper costume.

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What the hey-hey, bro-bro?
Where's your costume?

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Look, I can't go trick-or-treating.
I'm, uh, really sick!

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Must have been that bad candy.
You go on without me.

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Fight through it, man!
Where's your Summerween spirit?

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Trick or treat!

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Dude. Really?
You're a little old for this, man. Sorry.

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But wait, I...

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Why'd you close the door?

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I told you, Mabel.

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I'm just not feeling it tonight.

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I think a little trick-or-treating
will make you feel better.

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I'm not trick-or-treating!

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Look, man, just go to another house!

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Dipper!
Where's your Summerween hospitality?

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- I'm not getting that.
- Well, I am!

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I apologize for my brother.

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He came down
with a case of the grumpy-grumps.

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Silence! You have insulted me!

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And for this you must pay,
with your lives!

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Oh! What a cute little mask!
You're a funny guy, aren't you?

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Funny, am I?

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Trick or treat! My name is Gorney!

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Ahhh!

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Remember me!

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Gorney!

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There's only one way
for you to avoid his fate.

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I need a treat.

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If you can collect 500 pieces of candy

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and bring it to me before the last
jack-o'-melon goes out,

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I will let you live.

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500 treats in one night?
That's impossible!

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The choice is yours, children.

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You must trick or treat...

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Or die!

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Oh, my Gosh, Mabel,
do you know what this means?

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I do.

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It means you have to come
trick-or-treating! Yay!

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Who was that guy?

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It's the legend Soos told us about!
It's true!

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What do we do? What do we do?

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What's going on out here, dudes?
I heard a ruckus.

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- That's a funny word, ruckus.
- Soos!

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A monster is making us trick or treat,
or else he's gonna eat us!

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I got a picture...

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The Summerween Trickster!
Oh, man, dude!

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You guys are in crazy bonkers trouble!

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How are we gonna get
that much candy in one night?

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There's no way!

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Listen up, people!

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Now, some might say

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that being cursed by a bloodthirsty
holiday monster is a bad thing.

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I wet myself.

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But that monster messed
with the wrong crew!

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With Candy's spirit, Grenda's strength,

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Dipper's brains, and Soos here,

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we'll get 500 pieces of candy,
and have fun doing it, too!

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Even if it takes all night!

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- Yeah! Awesome!
- Trick or treat! Trick or treat!

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To the streets!

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All night? But I'm sick, remember?

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Dipper, what's worse?

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Getting eaten by a horrifying monster
or going trick-or-treating with us!

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- Well...
- Come on!

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Ahhh!

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Ah. Summerween.

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Those kids aren't gonna
know what hit 'em!

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Trick or treat!

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What can I do for... Oh, no! No!

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Huh?

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Can we have candy now?

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What's the matter with you kids?

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That was the scariest thing
you've ever seen, right?

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Well, have you seen this?

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Guts! Real, very real guts!

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Uh... We've been watching horror movies
since we were, like, two years old.

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Yeah, we're not scared.

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Oh, you will be.

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You will be.

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Trick or treat!

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For glory, my children! Charge!

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You make a great me!

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No, you make a great me!

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No, you do.

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I don't understand why we can't just
buy our candy and be done with it.

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That sort of takes the fun
out of "Trick-or-treat or die."”

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I'm trying to take the "Die"
out of "Trick-or-treat or die.”

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Trick or treat!

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Well, aren't you just the cutest.

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And is everyone in costume?
Oh, good! Wonderful!

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Happy Summerween!

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Trick or treat!

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And is everybody in costume?

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Chimney sweep, Elephant man,

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Squeegee, Ant farm.

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Oh. And what are you supposed to be?

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Actually I'm not dressed up as anything.
We're kind of in a hurry here.

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Oh. I see.

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Enjoy!

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One piece of black licorice?

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Circus peanut? This is loser candy!

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Four pieces of candy?
This is gonna take forever!

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We've gotta up our game, Dipper!
You gotta put on your costume!

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I told you! I'm not up to it, Mabel!

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Oh, really?

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Hmm.

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I've seen better.

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Tick-tock.

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So what was that about being too sick
to wear a costume?

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We want candy! We want candy!

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All right! You got me, kids!
You guys win.

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I guess I'm not that scary, you know.

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You've... You've... Oh, no!

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Why? Why is there a pig
jumping out of my chest?

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- Candy.
- Candy.

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What scares you two freaks?

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Here, watch this.

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What? What is this?
Some kind of... Some kind of kitten or...

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What happened to you, Stan Pines?
What happened?

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Introducing, for the first time in public,
ta-da! Peanut butter and jelly!

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Aww!

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I will make you Internet famous.

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Hey. Erase that!
Let's just get this over with, okay?

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Over with! Over with!

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Do you really think
this will make a difference?

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Twins!

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Let's get that candy, guys!

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Thirty-four, thirty-five...

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- Thirty-six. You see, because...
- Yeah, I get it.

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Twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four.
A hundred and twenty-four!

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Come on, come on.

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Hello.

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What a horrible mask!

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That's just my face! This is a mask!

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Ohh!

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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That's actually better.

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Four ninety-eight, four ninety-nine!
We did it!

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All we need is one more piece of candy!

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And it's only 8:30! Perfect timing!

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Oh! Yeah.
And your cough went away, too!

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Dude, I'm gonna go around
and grab the truck. Soos away!

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Last one to the final house
is a pair of wax lips!

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Not me! No!

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Ah.
The perfect time to go to Wendy's party

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and no one needs to know
I was trick-or-treating.

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Hey, Dipper!

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Oh. Hey, Wendy. What's up?

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- Are you coming to the party?
- What are you doing out here?

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Oh. I'm on my way.
I like watching the trick-or-treaters.

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Reminds me of when I was a kid.

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Okay, then, you're coming, right?

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Definitely. Definitely.

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Cool. See you there!

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Later, guys!

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You're going to a party?

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Well, hey, I... Ahhh!

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That's why you were acting so weird
and trying to hurry us!

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You're not sick at all!

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So if it wasn't for this crazy monster,
you were gonna ditch me!

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On our favorite holiday!

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What happened to the Dipper
who used to love Halloween?

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And where's all the candy?

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Relax, relax, I left it right here,
behind this bush!

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Oh, no.

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What did you do?

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Uh... Guys...

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Oh, no! All the jack-o-melons are out!

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Look!

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Good night.

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- Stop!
- What?

252
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,142
No, no, no. Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't do it! Don't do it!

253
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,226
Huh? What's happening?

254
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:14,644
Just don't blow out that candle!

255
00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:15,687
What?

256
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,023
Don't blow out that candle!

257
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:21,443
I'm Old Man McGucket!

258
00:14:21,651 --> 00:14:23,612
- Wait!
- Sorry!

259
00:14:29,826 --> 00:14:30,744
Whoo. That was close!

260
00:14:34,247 --> 00:14:35,207
Uh-oh.

261
00:14:41,421 --> 00:14:42,714
Knock, knock.

262
00:14:45,842 --> 00:14:47,302
So, children.

263
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,721
Where's my candy?

264
00:14:50,305 --> 00:14:52,474
I swear! We had all 500 pieces!

265
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:55,352
Look! It's down there somewhere.
We can still get it!

266
00:14:57,312 --> 00:15:01,650
I'm afraid it's too late.
That was your last chance.

267
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,242
Go! Go! Go!

268
00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:17,999
- Dipper!
- Mabel!

269
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,382
We're alive! Yeah!

270
00:15:27,717 --> 00:15:29,302
- Whoa!
- Soos!

271
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:31,680
That wasn't, like,
a regular pedestrian, was it?

272
00:15:31,888 --> 00:15:33,265
It was the monster!

273
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:36,810
Thanks, Soos. Whew,
I'm just glad it's over. Right?

274
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,731
Did everyone remember
to put on their seat belts?

275
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:42,816
Yes!

276
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:45,777
Let's go!

277
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,074
Hey. Are you okay?

278
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,619
There are probably some bandages
back at the Shack.

279
00:15:58,874 --> 00:15:59,833
Uh...

280
00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:01,710
Guys!

281
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:16,766
Brakes! Brakes! Brakes!

282
00:16:26,359 --> 00:16:27,986
We have to hide!

283
00:16:33,116 --> 00:16:35,285
It's blocking the only exit.

284
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:43,835
Everyone, stay quiet.

285
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,004
Oh.
Now, you're worried about the monster.

286
00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:48,673
I thought all you cared about
was Wendy.

287
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:51,176
Mabel, you know that's not true.

288
00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:55,722
I felt like I was getting a little too old
to go trick-or-treating.

289
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:59,184
That's exactly why we need to go
trick-or-treating, Dipper.

290
00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:02,938
We're getting older,
there's not that many Halloweens left!

291
00:17:04,564 --> 00:17:07,526
I guess I didn't realize
it was already our last one.

292
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,449
- We have to escape.
- What if it sees us?

293
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:15,700
If only there was
something we could use

294
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,285
to cover our bodies and faces with.

295
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:19,913
You know, like a disguise of some kind.

296
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,054
This way!

297
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:39,015
Almost there. Soos!

298
00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:42,561
Stop!

299
00:17:43,478 --> 00:17:44,771
Soos! Don't you dare!

300
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,398
Sorry, dude.
Today's been way stressful.

301
00:17:46,606 --> 00:17:48,191
I need some levity.

302
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,322
Oh, thank goodness.
It was out of batteries.

303
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,283
Soos! No!

304
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:03,873
No matter the score, I'm always ahead!

305
00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:08,795
This cackling head's
the voice of a generation.

306
00:18:15,927 --> 00:18:16,886
Hey, monster!

307
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,681
Ahhh!

308
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,608
Salt water taffy? Gross!

309
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:32,819
What are you... Wait, it is.

310
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,530
You really haven't figured it out yet?

311
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:36,740
Ahhh!

312
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:42,203
Don't you recognize me?
Look at my face!

313
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,122
Look closely.

314
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,460
Loser candy!

315
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,795
That's right. Did you ever stop and think

316
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:54,883
about the candy at the bottom
of the bag, that no one likes?

317
00:18:55,216 --> 00:18:57,927
Every year, the children of Gravity Falls

318
00:18:58,136 --> 00:19:01,640
throw away all of the "Rejected candy"
into the dump.

319
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,977
So I seek revenge.

320
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,898
Revenge on the picky children
who cast me aside.

321
00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:13,860
I am made of every tossed piece
of black licorice,

322
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:16,946
every discarded bar
of old chocolate with,

323
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:20,116
like, that white powder stuff on it.
You know that stuff?

324
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,743
I hate that stuff!

325
00:19:21,951 --> 00:19:26,289
No one would eat me, but now,
I'm going to eat you.

326
00:19:26,706 --> 00:19:30,585
I'm gonna eat... Ohh! What is that?

327
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:37,717
'Sup, bro!

328
00:19:42,972 --> 00:19:45,016
Mmm. Dudes, you want some of this?

329
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:51,439
Wait, you actually think I taste good?

330
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,149
Uh. Sure. You know.

331
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:58,113
All I've ever wanted
is for someone to say that I was good.

332
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,076
I'm so happy.

333
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,872
The crying makes it a little weird,
but I guess I'm still eating.

334
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,503
- 'Sup, Gorney?
- I've been traumatized!

335
00:20:16,297 --> 00:20:17,257
Now, what?

336
00:20:17,465 --> 00:20:18,717
Let's get our candy already!

337
00:20:21,469 --> 00:20:24,222
Old dude? Old dude.

338
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:31,771
Wash off the shame, Stan,
wash off the shame.

339
00:20:33,022 --> 00:20:35,108
Ha! He thought he could scare us.

340
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:38,403
Heh? What's that?

341
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:46,828
Still got it!

342
00:20:48,204 --> 00:20:49,873
- Hey, Stan!
- Hi, Grunkle Stan!

343
00:20:50,081 --> 00:20:51,166
- Hello, Mr. Pines.
- Hello, Mr. Pines.

344
00:20:51,374 --> 00:20:52,876
- How's it hanging?
- Hey, Dipper.

345
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,170
- Wendy!
- I didn't see you at the party!

346
00:20:55,378 --> 00:20:56,296
Where were you?

347
00:20:56,504 --> 00:20:57,505
Uh...

348
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,302
I was trick-or-treating, with my sister.

349
00:21:02,969 --> 00:21:04,012
Yeah.

350
00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:05,722
Mmm. The party was lame anyway.

351
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,600
Robbie ate a lollipop stick first
and had to go home sick!

352
00:21:08,808 --> 00:21:10,226
Oh, man.

353
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,061
We went to every single house

354
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,481
and we didn't even get to eat any candy!

355
00:21:14,689 --> 00:21:17,567
Candy? How's that for candy?

356
00:21:18,818 --> 00:21:22,113
And now back to
The Fear Guy from Terror Town Street.

357
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:39,756
You know, kids, I've been thinking.

358
00:21:40,006 --> 00:21:40,965
At the end of the day,

359
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:45,053
Summerween isn't about candy
or costumes or even scaring people.

360
00:21:45,303 --> 00:21:48,097
It's a day when the whole family
can get together in one place

361
00:21:48,306 --> 00:21:50,016
and celebrate what really matters.

362
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:52,936
Pure evil.

363
00:21:59,984 --> 00:22:03,071
I ate a man alive tonight.

364
00:22:09,702 --> 00:22:11,996
Working Nine to Five

365
00:22:12,288 --> 00:22:14,207
What a way to make a living

366
00:22:14,415 --> 00:22:16,626
Barely getting by

367
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,962
It's all takin' and no givin'

368
00:22:19,170 --> 00:22:21,089
They just use your mind

369
00:22:21,297 --> 00:22:23,091
and they never give you credit

370
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,885
It's enough to drive you

371
00:22:26,177 --> 00:22:28,429
crazy if you let it

372
00:22:28,763 --> 00:22:32,225
Nine to five, for service and devotion