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Ah! Summer break!

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- So do you want cheese on that, hon?
- Sure, Hank!

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A time for leisure,
recreation and taking her easy.

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Unless you're me.

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It's getting closer!

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My name is Dipper.

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The girl about to puke
is my sister Mabel.

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You may be wondering
what we're doing in a golf cart,

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fleeing from a creature
of unimaginable horror.

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- Look out!
- Ah!

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Rest assured,
there's a perfectly logical explanation.

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Let's rewind.

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It all began when our parents decided
we could use some fresh air.

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They shipped us up North to a sleepy
town called Gravity Falls, Oregon,

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to stay at our great uncle's place
in the woods.

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This attic is amazing!
Check out all my splinters!

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And there's a goat on my bed.

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Hey, friend.

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Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing
on my sweater!

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My sister tended
to look on the bright side of things.

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Yay!

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Grass!

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But I was having a hard time
getting used to our new surroundings.

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Boo!

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And then there was
our Great Uncle Stan. That guy.

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It was worth it!

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Our uncle had transformed his house
into a tourist trap

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he called the Mystery Shack.

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The real mystery
was why anyone came.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
behold the Sascrotch!

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And guess who had to work there.

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Oh!

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No touching the merchandise!

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It looked like it was gonna be the same,
boring routine all summer.

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Until one fateful day...

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He's looking at it. He's looking at it!

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Uh...

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- I rigged it!
- Mabel?

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I know you're going through
your whole boy-crazy phase,

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but I think you're kind of overdoing it
with the crazy part.

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What?

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Come on, Dipper!

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This is our first summer
away from home.

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It's my big chance
to have an epic summer romance!

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Yeah, but do you need to flirt
with every guy you meet?

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My name is Mabel. But you can call me
the girl of your dreams!

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I'm joking!

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Oh, my gosh, you like turtles?
I like turtles, too!

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What is happening here?

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Come one, come all, to the Mattress
Prince's Kingdom of savings!

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Take me with you!

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Mock all you want, brother,

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but I got a good feeling
about this summer.

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I wouldn't be surprised
if the man of my dreams

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walked through that door right now!

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Oh! Oh! Not good! Ow.

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Oh, why?

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All right, all right. Look alive, people!

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I need someone to go
hammer up these signs

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in the spooky part of the forest.

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- Not it!
- Not it!

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Also not it.

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Nobody asked you, Soos.

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I know. And I'm comfortable with that.

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Wendy, I need you to put up this sign.

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I would, but I, uh, can't, uh, reach it.

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I'd fire all of you if I could.

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All right, let's make it,
eeny-meeny-miny... You!

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Oh, what?

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Grunkle Stan, whenever I'm in those
woods I feel like I'm being watched.

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Ah, this again.

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I'm telling you, something weird
is going on in this town.

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Just today, my mosquito bite
spelled out "beware."

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That says "bewarb."

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Look, kid, the whole "monsters
in the forest" thing is just local legend,

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drummed up by guys like me,
to sell merch to guys like that.

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So quit being so paranoid!

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Ugh. Grunkle Stan...
Nobody ever believes anything I say.

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Huh?>?

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What the...

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"It's hard to believe
it's been six years since I began

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"studying the strange and wondrous
secrets of Gravity Falls, Oregon."

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What is all this?

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"Unfortunately, my suspicions have
been confirmed. I'm being watched.

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"I must hide this book before he finds it.

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"Remember, in Gravity Falls,
there is no one you can trust."

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No one you can trust.

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Hello!

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What you reading, some nerd thing?

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Uh, uh... It's nothing!

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"Uh, uh. It's nothing!"

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What, are you
actually not gonna show me?

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Uh...

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Let's go somewhere private.

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It's amazing!
Grunkle Stan said I was being paranoid,

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but according to this book,
Gravity Falls has this secret dark side.

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Whoa!

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Shut up!

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And get this. After a certain point,
the pages just stop.

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Like the guy who was writing it
mysteriously disappeared.

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- Who's that?
- Well, time to spill the beans!

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Beans. This girl's got a date.

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Let me get this straight.

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In the half hour I was gone,
you already found a boyfriend?

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What can I say?
I guess I'm just irresistible!

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Oh! Coming!

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What you reading there, slick?

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Oh! I was just catching up on...
Gold Chains for Old Men Magazine?

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That's a good issue.

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Hey, family!
Say hello to my new boyfriend!

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'Sup.

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- Hey.
- How's it hanging?

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We met at the cemetery.
He's really deep.

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Oh! Little muscle there. That's...
What a surprise.

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So, what's your name?

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Uh...

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Normal... Man!

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He means Norman.

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Are you bleeding, Norman?

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It's jam.

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I love jam! Look at this!

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So, you wanna go,
hold hands or whatever?

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- Oh, my goodness.
- Don't wait up!

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There was something
about Norman that wasn't right.

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I decided to consult the journal.

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"Known for their pale skin
and bad attitudes,

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"these creatures
are often mistaken for teenagers!

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"Beware Gravity Falls' nefarious..."

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'Sup.

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Zombie!

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Did someone say, "Crombie"?
What is that? Crombie.

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It's not even a word.
You're losing your mind.

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I like you.

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Oh, no! Mabel!

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No, no! Mabel, watch out!

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Daisies? You scallywag!

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Is my sister really dating a zombie?
Or am I just going nuts?

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It's a dilemma to be sure.

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I couldn't help but overhear you talking
aloud to yourself in this empty room.

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Soos, you've seen Mabel's boyfriend.
He's gotta be a zombie right?

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Hmm. How many brains
did you see the guy eat?

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Zero.

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Look, dude, I believe you. I'm always
noticing weird stuff in this town.

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Like the mailman?
Pretty sure that dude's a werewolf.

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But you gotta have evidence.

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Otherwise people are gonna think
you're a major league cuckoo-clock.

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As always, Soos, you're right.

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My wisdom is both a blessing,
and a curse.

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Soos! The portable toilets
are clogged again!

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I am needed elsewhere.

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My sister could be in trouble.
It was time to get some evidence.

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I'd seen enough.

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Mabel! We've got to talk about Norman!

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Isn't he the best? Check out this
giant smooch mark he gave me!

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Gullible. It was just an accident
with the leaf blower.

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Kissing practice!

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Mmm.

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Turn it off! Turn it off!

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That was fun.

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No, Mabel, listen! I'm trying to tell you
that Norman is not what he seems!

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You think he might be a vampire?

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That would be so awesome!

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Guess again, sister.

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- Sha-bam!
- Ah!

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Oh, wait. I'm sorry. Sha-bam!

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A zombie? That is not funny, Dipper.

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I'm not joking.
It all adds up, the bleeding, the limp.

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He never blinks! Have you noticed that?

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Maybe he's blinking
when you're blinking.

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Mabel, remember what the book said
about Gravity Falls?

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Trust no one!

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Well, what about me, huh??
Why can't you trust me?

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Beep-bop!

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Mabel! He's gonna eat your brain!

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Dipper, listen to me.

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Norman and I are going on a date
at 5:00,

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and I'm gonna be adorable,
and he's gonna be dreamy.

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And I'm not gonna let you ruin it
with one of your crazy conspiracies!

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What am I gonna do?

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Coming!

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Hey, Norman. How do I look?

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Shiny!

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You always know what to say.

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Soos is right.
I don't have any real evidence.

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I guess I can be kind of paranoid
sometimes and... Wait, what?

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I was right! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

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Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan!
Grunkle Stan!

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And here we have
rock-that-looks-like-a-face rock.

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The rock that looks like a face.

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Does it look like a rock?

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- No, it looks like a face.
- Is it a face?

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It's a rock that looks like a face!

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Over here! Grunkle Stan!

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For the fifth time,
it's not an actual face!

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Finally, we're alone.

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Yes. Alone!

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Stan! Stan!

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Wendy! Wendy, Wendy!

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I need to borrow the golf cart
so I can save my sister from a zombie!

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Try not to hit any pedestrians.

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Dude, it's me. Soos.
This is for the zombies.

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Thanks.

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00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,240
And this is in case you see a pinata.

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Uh, thanks?

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Better safe than sorry!

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00:12:27,579 --> 00:12:31,291
Mabel, now that we've gotten to know
each other,

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there's something I should tell you.

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Oh, Norman. You can tell me anything.

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Please be a vampire!
Please be a vampire!

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All right, just don't freak out, okay?

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Just keep an open mind. Be cool.

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Is this weird? Is this too weird?
You need to sit down?

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All right. I'll explain. So, we're gnomes.
First off, get that one out of the way.

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Uh...

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I'm Jeff. And here we have Carson,
Steve, Jason and...

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I'm sorry, I always forget your name.

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Shmebulock.

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Shmebulock, yes! Anyways.

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Long story short, us gnomes
have been looking for a new queen.

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Right, guys?

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Queen, queen!

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Ha. So what do you say?

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Will you join us, in holy matrinomy.

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Matri... Matrimony! Blah!
Can't talk today.

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Look, I'm sorry, guys.
You're really sweet, but I'm a girl.

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And you're gnomes. And it's like, what?

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Yikes!

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We understand.
We'll never forget you, Mabel.

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Because we're gonna kidnap you.

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Huh?>?

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Don't worry, Mabel!
I'll save you from that zombie!

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Help!

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Hold on!

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00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,055
The more you struggle,

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the more awkward
this is gonna be for everybody!

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Just... Okay!
Just get her arm there, Steve.

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00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:15,562
Hey, let go of me!

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00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:23,445
What the heck is going on here?

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00:14:25,238 --> 00:14:27,657
Dipper! Norman turned out to be
a bunch of gnomes!

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And they're total jerks! Hair! Hair! Hair!

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Gnomes? I was way off.

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"Gnomes.
Little men of the Gravity Falls forest.

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"Weaknesses, Unknown."

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Oh, come on!

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Hey, hey! Let go of my sister!

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Oh.

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00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:48,053
Hey, there! Um, you know, this is all
really just a big misunderstanding.

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You see, your sister's not in danger.

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She's just marrying
all one thousand of us

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and becoming our gnome queen
for all eternity.

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Isn't that right, honey?

252
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You guys are butt-faces!

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Give her back right now, or else!

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You think you can stop us, boy?
You have no idea what we're capable of.

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The gnomes are a powerful race!

256
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,200
Do not trifle with the...

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He's getting away with our queen!
No, no, no!

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Seatbelt.

259
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You've messed
with the wrong creatures, boy.

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Gnomes of the forest, assemble!

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Hurry before they come after us!

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I wouldn't worry about it.
Did you see their little legs?

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The suckers are tiny!

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Dang.

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All right, teamwork, guys.
Like we practiced!

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Move, move!

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Come back with our queen!

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It's getting closer!

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Shmebulock...

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I'll save you, Dipper!

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- Thanks, Mabel!
- Don't mention it.

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Look out!

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Stay back, man!

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Where's Grunkle Stan?

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Behold...
The world's most distracting object!

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Just try to look away, you can't!

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I can't even remember
what I was talking about.

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It's the end of the line, kids!

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Mabel, marry us
before we do something crazy!

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There's gotta be a way out of this.

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I gotta do it.

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What? Mabel!
Don't do this! Are you crazy?

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- Trust me.
- What?

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Dipper, just this once, trust me.

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All right, Jeff. I'll marry you.

286
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Hot dog! Help me down there, Jason.
Thanks, Andy.

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All right, left foot, there we go.
Watch those fingers, Mike.

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Eh? Eh?

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Bada-bing, bada-bam!

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Now let's get
you back into the forest honey.

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You may now kiss the bride.

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Well! Don't mind if I do.

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Hey, hey, wait a minute.

294
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What's going on?

295
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That's for lying to me!

296
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That's for breaking my heart!

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Ow! My face!

298
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And this is for messing with my brother!

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- Wanna do the honors?
- On three!

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- One! Two! Three!
- One! Two! Three!

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I'll get you back for this!

302
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,649
Who's giving orders? I need orders!

303
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My arms are tired.

304
00:18:32,527 --> 00:18:33,945
Anyone else wants some?

305
00:18:43,913 --> 00:18:48,043
Hey, Dipper,
I'm sorry for ignoring your advice.

306
00:18:48,251 --> 00:18:50,003
You really were just looking out for me.

307
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,506
Oh, don't be like that.
You saved our butts back there!

308
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:54,716
I guess I'm just sad

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that my first boyfriend turned out
to be a bunch of gnomes.

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Look on the bright side.
Maybe the next one will be a vampire.

311
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Oh! You're just saying that!

312
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Awkward sibling hug?

313
00:19:06,227 --> 00:19:07,354
Awkward sibling hug.

314
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- Pat. Pat.
- Pat. Pat.

315
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Sheesh! You two get hit
by a bus or something? Ha!

316
00:19:18,114 --> 00:19:21,451
Hey! Wouldn't you know it?

317
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,662
I accidentally overstocked
some inventory,

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so, how's about you each take one item
from the gift shop,

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on the house, you know?

320
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,626
- Really?
- What's the catch?

321
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:32,962
That catch is do it before I change
my mind. Now take something.

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- Hmm...
- Ooh!

323
00:19:38,259 --> 00:19:39,219
Hmm.

324
00:19:39,427 --> 00:19:40,470
That ought to do the trick!

325
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:44,974
And I will have a grappling hook!

326
00:19:46,017 --> 00:19:47,102
Yes!

327
00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:49,396
Wouldn't you rather have,
like, a doll or something?

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Grappling hook!

329
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Fair enough!

330
00:19:58,154 --> 00:20:01,866
This journal told me there
was no one in Gravity Falls I could trust.

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00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:05,036
But when you battle a hundred
gnomes side by side with someone,

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you realize that they've probably
always got your back.

333
00:20:09,624 --> 00:20:10,750
Hey, Mabel, could you get the light?

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I'm on it.

335
00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:15,255
It worked!

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Grappling hook.

337
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:21,010
Our uncle told us there was
nothing strange about this town.

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But who knows what other secrets
are waiting to be unlocked?