1 00:00:04,072 --> 00:00:05,106 (MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:08,642 So then my dad, who's in the Marine Corps, 3 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:12,313 practically blew his flat top when I told him I was moving to New York. 4 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:15,183 But he chilled when I told him I had a great job. 5 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:16,617 Do you know where I could find a great job? 6 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:22,056 All right, someone needs some alone time. 7 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:31,099 Wait, my wallet's gone! Someone must have stolen it. 8 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:33,334 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 9 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:36,170 I don't suppose I could pay you in lip gloss and breath mints? 10 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:37,405 (TIRES SCREECHING) 11 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:39,473 They're wintergreen. 12 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,511 (GRUNTS) 13 00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:45,646 That was rude! 14 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:49,450 Ha, ha, you missed me! 15 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:59,560 Whoa, you must be a really bad tipper. 16 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:03,531 I'm Jessie. 17 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,666 And I'm guessing this is yours? 18 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:09,570 Oh, thank you sweetie. 19 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:12,540 That's just my slingshot. 20 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:16,144 She doesn't know it's a bra. 21 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:18,579 (SCREAMING) 22 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:25,253 Bye, Nanny. Whatever your name was! 23 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:30,158 Hey, Jessie, you want to be my new nanny? 24 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:33,294 Oh, thank you sweetie. 25 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:36,264 But I didn't come all the way from Fort Hood in Texas to be a baby sitter. 26 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:39,533 I came to New York to follow my dreams, 'cause this is where dreams come true! 27 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:42,470 Yeah, right. 28 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:47,641 Until then, I like my grilled cheese cut in triangles, and my tutus starched. 29 00:01:56,450 --> 00:02:01,222 Whoa, this is like the Astrodome, but with better furniture. 30 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:06,427 Look, Bertram, I found a new nanny in the street. 31 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,896 Can we keep her? 32 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:11,465 If she doesn't poop on the floor, it's fine with me. 33 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,902 Wait, don't you want to ask me any more questions? 34 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,504 Do you poop on the floor? 35 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,474 No! 36 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:24,378 Congratulations! You just made the first cut. 37 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:27,315 Wait here, the parents will be home soon to interview you. 38 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:33,187 All this, and all I have to do is take care of one cute little girl! 39 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:34,255 (SCREAMING) 40 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:38,459 Luke, giveNo way!k my moon! 41 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,228 I need it for my solar system! 42 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:41,395 I'll show you a moon. 43 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:44,265 (GRUNTING) 44 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:45,199 Okay, okay! 45 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,268 (CHOKING) 46 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:48,369 (COUGHING) 47 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:49,470 Stop it! Stop! 48 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:50,638 Emma! 49 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,573 Please tell me those kids are in the wrong apartment. 50 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:54,542 (SCREAMING) 51 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,677 Those are my brothers and sister. 52 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:59,380 Or as I call them, the nanny killers. 53 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:01,515 Stop it! 54 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:05,686 Luke, Emma, please! Violence is never the solution. 55 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,222 Oh! 56 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:10,624 To heck with the non-violence! 57 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:13,361 I am on you like stripes on a tiger! 58 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,329 (SCREAMING) 59 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:17,498 Stop! 60 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,233 I'm the good child. 61 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:21,302 Make me brownies. 62 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:23,237 ((LAUGHING) 63 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:26,274 Uh, hey, release! 64 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:27,775 Stop it! 65 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:30,411 Huh, usually works with the dogs back home. 66 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:36,617 Hello, I'm Luke, and you are? 67 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:39,487 Way too old for you. 68 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,258 Do you kids fight like this in front of your parents? 69 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:45,293 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 70 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:51,565 Sometimes, but they never come up for air long enough to notice. 71 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:53,233 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 72 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:57,571 Their parents are Morgan and Christina Ross? 73 00:03:57,605 --> 00:04:01,008 The famous movie director and supermodel turned business mogul? 74 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,510 No, they're sheep farmers. 75 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,613 Hey, guys. We missed you so much! 76 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:07,548 And we brought presents! 77 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,350 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 78 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:11,652 Not for you. This isn't Oprah. 79 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:18,292 This is Jessie. I want her to be our new nanny. 80 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:19,860 (EXCLAIMS) So do I. 81 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:25,333 Nanny Kay quit? Did she say anything before she left? 82 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:28,336 She said you'd be hearing from her lawyers. 83 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:31,405 And then she said... 84 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:34,842 (SCREAMING) 85 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:37,311 Who wants to see the cool toy that George Lucas gave me? 86 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:38,712 ALL: Me! 87 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,852 Whoa! 88 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,587 Is that a real lightsaber? 89 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,456 Of course not! It's just a prop. 90 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:49,590 (SWISHING) 91 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:57,064 Awesome! 92 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:58,866 (SCREAMING) 93 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:01,769 Oh, maybe we better go let that Ewok out of the toy chest. 94 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:03,504 Let's go! 95 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:07,341 ALL: Yeah! 96 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:09,677 Emma, how's your science fair project coming? 97 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:14,314 I don't care what those judges said last year. I loved your glitter volcano. 98 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:17,518 Mount Fabulous? 99 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:20,354 Thanks, Mom. But this year's gonna be even better. 100 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:22,356 I got a clipboard and everything. 101 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:25,526 I'm gonna be super science-y. 102 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:28,629 Okay, Daddy and I will be back tomorrow in time for your science fair. 103 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:31,565 But first, we have to fly to the set of Galactopus Two. 104 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:34,101 (GASPS) I loved the original Galactopus. 105 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:39,540 It is the best giant radioactive space octopus movie of all time. 106 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:42,676 Well, according to our security team, you're a straight-A student, 107 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:46,780 a universal blood donor, which could come in handy with our kids, 108 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:50,150 and you have a squeaky clean record. 109 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:56,424 Uh, except for once in third grade, you went to the bathroom without a hall pass. 110 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:59,393 If you tasted that cafeteria food, you'd completely understand. 111 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,963 Armadillo does not go down easy. 112 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,434 (SIGHS) 113 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:13,507 Whatcha doin'? 114 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,510 Just getting a read on you. 115 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:19,146 I have made a fortune trusting my instincts. 116 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:22,450 That and slappin' my name on everything from sunglasses to cat food. 117 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:25,786 You're hired! 118 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:26,954 (GASPS) Really? 119 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:29,189 Thank you! Oh! 120 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,559 Hey, mom, can I date the new nanny? 121 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:35,829 Let me think about it. No! 122 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:40,801 Oh, well, ours will be a forbidden love. 123 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:44,705 Starting now. 124 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:51,579 Hey, babe! 125 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,483 Ready for our date? 126 00:06:57,485 --> 00:06:58,952 We don't have a date. 127 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:02,490 But I instructed Bertram to make us boeuf bourguignon. 128 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:05,425 With extra boeuf. 129 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,463 Just hold your boeuf! 130 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:13,467 From now on, we're all going to have dinner together. 131 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:15,503 As a family. 132 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:19,740 Ew, no! I can't eat and look at Luke at the same time. 133 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,242 And, Jessie, don't you think having a bunch of kids 134 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,578 on our date is kinda going to kill the mood? 135 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:31,552 Zuri, time for dinner. 136 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:34,822 I'm already eating dinner with my friend, Millie the Mermaid. 137 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,493 Zuri has imaginary friends. 138 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:41,595 Well, I like my friends real. 139 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,631 Especially my lady friends. 140 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:51,672 Well, if Millie can flop downstairs, she's welcome to come eat with us. 141 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,508 Thank you, but she won't do that. 142 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:55,943 Luke makes her uncomfortable. 143 00:07:58,546 --> 00:07:59,647 What? 144 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,684 Ravi, time for dinner! 145 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,522 I wouldn't go in there if I were you. 146 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:11,659 Why? Is there some imaginary monster behind the door? 147 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,629 (SCREAMING) 148 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:21,935 Yeah, Ravi's giant razor-toothed lizard. 149 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,839 But I'm not allowed to have a pony? 150 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:27,841 That is cold! 151 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:35,282 I cannot believe you excluded Mr. Kipling from our family dinner. 152 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:39,753 Mr. Kipling is the only thing Ravi brought from India when we adopted him last month. 153 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:43,090 Oh, so I couldn't board the plane with four ounces of shampoo. 154 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,559 But he gets to carry on a velociraptor! 155 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:52,132 So, isn't this nice? 156 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:55,736 Would anyone like to share about their day? 157 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,810 I guess that's a no. 158 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:05,679 Now can I go upstairs and finish my science project? 159 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:08,916 (SIGHS) Okay, fine. 160 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:14,622 I must leave, too. When Mr. Kipling is alone, he gets scared. 161 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:17,691 Of what? 162 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:20,327 I'm out, too. 163 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,697 This date was a total waste of clean underwear. 164 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,367 TMI, and go do your homework. 165 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,336 Uh, you're not the boss of me. 166 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:31,138 Actually, I kind of am. 167 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:33,907 Oh, someone's about to flip the table. 168 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,746 Well, you know what, babe? That doesn't work for me. 169 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:42,716 In fact, that's it. This relationship is over! 170 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,656 And to think, you coulda had all this. 171 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,497 He's delusional. 172 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:02,102 Oh, look who I'm talking to. A girl who thinks mermaids are real. 173 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,171 No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no! Well, I meant... 174 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,774 Millie the Mermaid is real! 175 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,643 No, no, no, Zuri. No, no, no, no! 176 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:12,780 Last time I pick a nanny up out of the gutter! 177 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,921 Okay, I made everyone cookies. 178 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,723 And, where did everyone go? 179 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,026 Don't know, don't care. 180 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,228 I think they might have run away because they hate you. 181 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,699 What? Why would you think that? 182 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:32,632 This note I found. 183 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,003 "We're running away because we hate you." 184 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,239 I read between the lines. 185 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,811 Oh, and look, the "h" in "hick" is backwards. 186 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,947 It's adorable. 187 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,750 I can't lose all of the kids on my first day! 188 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,218 Wh... What are their parents going to say? 189 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,721 I have no idea. But I say, "Well done." 190 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:58,258 (SIGHS) Can't believe they all signed this mean note. 191 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,027 Even the mermaid! 192 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:04,131 I was going to sign it too but the pen is... 193 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:05,999 It's so far away. 194 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,978 Tony! Have you seen the kids? 195 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:21,048 Nah, I don't really pay much attention to who comes in and out of here. 196 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,117 They ran away! 197 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,920 I lost four kids in two hours! That's gotta be some kind of record! 198 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:32,092 Oh, they're out there, somewhere... 199 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,093 They're on the roof. 200 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,995 What? 201 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,129 Playing in their dad's helicopter. 202 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,230 What? 203 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,170 Oh, this is bad! This is bad! 204 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,872 This is bad! This is bad! 205 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,874 (LAUGHING) 206 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:53,781 I cannot believe you kids actually went up in that helicopter! 207 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:56,049 We were only a few feet in the air. 208 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,919 I was dangling from the landing skids! 209 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,090 Oh, oh, you think this is funny! 210 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,825 Not as funny as your hair. 211 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,026 (LAUGHING) 212 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,996 You know what? That's it! 213 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,831 Everyone, drop and give me 20! 214 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:13,233 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 215 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:16,870 Hey, and that includes Millie the Mermaid. 216 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,039 (LAUGHING) 217 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:23,043 All right, if anybody eyeballs me, they're going in the hole! 218 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,744 Do we have a hole? 219 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,914 Have you seen my room? 220 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:35,022 Ravi? Ravi! 221 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,293 Hey, I'm sorry I upset Mr. Kipling. 222 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:43,063 So I made him some chicken fried crickets. 223 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:48,301 That is very kind, but Mr. Kipling is still a seething cauldron of anger. 224 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,172 So I see. 225 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:58,078 Stupid video game! It is like eating hot curry! 226 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:02,049 I love it, but I always get burned in the end. 227 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,885 Cyborg Renegades? Just use the frag rifle. 228 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,023 Eat lead, metal head! 229 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,092 Not you, you should never eat lead. 230 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,961 ELECTRONIC VOICE: Oh! 231 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,029 (LAUGHING) 232 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,931 That is brilliant! 233 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,232 Here, you try. 234 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:22,135 I'm gonna go, uh, give Mr. Kipling his snack. 235 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:34,915 Uh-oh. 236 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,352 Ravi! Ravi! 237 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:43,056 Consume lead, robotic ruffians! 238 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:46,126 Help! I don't want to end as some dinosaur's chew toy! 239 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,161 (HISSING) 240 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,866 Nice velociraptor. 241 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,902 (SCREAMING) 242 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,270 Help! Help! 243 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,438 Oh, Ravi! 244 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,240 (HISSING) 245 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:02,943 Ravi, help! 246 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,147 (CRYING) I'm so afraid! 247 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,082 Ravi! Ravi, I'm in the tube. 248 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,218 Oh, Ravi! Ravi! 249 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,053 (SCREAMING) 250 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,222 Help! Help! Ravi, help! 251 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,990 Ravi! Ravi! 252 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,191 (GASPING) 253 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,360 Ravi, I'm in the tube-y thing! Help! Hey! 254 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,995 (SCREAMING) 255 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,033 (VIDEO GAME BEEPING) 256 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,167 (GASPING) 257 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:31,939 Yes! I have prevailed! 258 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,341 This is much more fun than playing Duck Duck Mongoose. 259 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:40,113 Thank you, Jessie, for your excellent tutelage! 260 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:43,416 (LAUGHS) You're welcome. 261 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:47,654 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go change my pants. 262 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,289 And not cause they're ripped. 263 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,930 Emma, can I do anything for you? 264 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,199 You could pack your bags and move to this planet. 265 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,435 That's Earth. 266 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,173 (BEEPING) 267 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,340 Ooh! It's Mom and Dad! 268 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,377 Hey, honey.. 269 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,080 Hi! Oh, don't look at my project! 270 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:16,216 I want it to be a total surprise for tomorrow! 271 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,252 Em, about your project, 272 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,956 we're really sorry, but we're not going to be able to make it. 273 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,358 (LAUGHS) Of course not, that would be cheating! 274 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,294 I'm making it. 275 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:33,300 No, sweetie, my movie is running way behind schedule, 276 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,236 I mean, Galactopus hasn't devoured Angelina Jolie yet. 277 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,506 And tomorrow is the only day that Angelina can meet with me 278 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,275 to discuss endorsing my new clothing line. 279 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:46,179 So, you're not gonna be able to make the science fair? 280 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:49,282 You know how it is, sweetie, if I fall behind, the studio will fire me. 281 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,319 We're really sorry, honey. 282 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,387 It's okay, don't worry about it. 283 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,324 BOTH: We love you! 284 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,060 (SIGHS) 285 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,363 Emma, are you okay? 286 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:07,000 Why wouldn't I be? I'm used to it. 287 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:10,003 They missed my tenth birthday because of the first Galactopus. 288 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:13,740 And they'll probably miss my wedding because of Galactopus Three! 289 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:17,310 I just wish Angelina Jolie would kill that stupid space squid! 290 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,349 Emma, wait! I'll help you finish your project! 291 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,450 (EXCLAIMING) 292 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,453 (GASPS) 293 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:28,921 Oh, no! 294 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:32,192 Don't worry, Jessie, just do what I do. 295 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,260 Blame it on Luke. 296 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,430 Luke! You're in trouble. 297 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,345 Hey, Emma, good luck at the science fair. 298 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:55,048 And remember, Pluto might need a little extra glue. 299 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,316 Doesn't matter. 300 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,386 But thanks for staying up all night to fix what Luke broke. 301 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,055 You're welcome. 302 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,523 There's the bus! 303 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,059 Oh, guys, your lunches! 304 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,061 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 305 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,796 Sorry, kids! Coulda been worse! 306 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,164 That tuna coulda been canned! 307 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,804 So, poor Emma's really disappointed, huh? 308 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:20,207 Yeah, I've been trying to reach her parents all morning, 309 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,209 but all I get is voicemail. 310 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:25,145 (SIGHS) I need to get up there fast so I can talk to them. 311 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,114 Too bad you can't fly a helicopter. 312 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,149 Actually, I can! 313 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,151 You can? 314 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,153 Yeah, my dad taught me. 315 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,354 He also taught me how to survive in the desert 316 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,423 with nothing but a toothpick and a bobby pin. 317 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,890 TONY: Really? 318 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:41,328 My dad taught me how to hotwire a car with a paper clip and a penny. 319 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,138 Hey! This is a closed set. 320 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,473 Oh, I need to speak with Morgan or Christina Ross. 321 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,108 A little girl's happiness is at stake! 322 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,843 You're not that little. 323 00:17:56,876 --> 00:18:00,347 And it's creepy to refer to yourself in the third person. 324 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,283 What? Oh, no, no! You don't understand. My name is Jessie. 325 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,684 Oh, are they in here? Or... 326 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,230 (BELL RINGING) 327 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:20,700 All right extras! Get over here and act dead! 328 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:29,108 And remember, corpses don't smile at the camera. 329 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:34,347 Galactopus Two: This Time It's Personal! 330 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,183 Scene 36. Take One. 331 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,218 It's yours, Morgan. 332 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:39,719 Action! 333 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,256 (SCREAMS) 334 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,557 Gross, gross. 335 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:47,227 (SCREAMS) 336 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,728 At least buy me dinner first! 337 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,930 (SCREAMING) 338 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,166 Wow, that extra is fantastic! 339 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,901 She lookI know.y scared. 340 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,903 (SCREAMING) 341 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,439 Help! Help! 342 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,608 Keep your tentacles to yourself, Galactopus! 343 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,176 (EXCLAIMS) 344 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,677 (CHUCKLING) 345 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,713 (BELL RINGING) 346 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,215 That extra broke my tentacle! 347 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,253 Morgan! Christina! It's me, Jessie! 348 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,687 What are you doing here? 349 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:18,225 I came to tell you how much Emma wants you to be at her science fair. 350 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,227 (SIGHS) She said it was okay. 351 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,728 She lied! 352 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:24,231 Oh! Well, we'll make it uYeah!her. 353 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:27,700 When? Haven't you guys ever wondered why you have revolving nannies? 354 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,937 Your kids chase them away because they want to get your attention! 355 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,240 They miss you. 356 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:37,344 And even if you fire me for saying this, and I lose the best job I've ever had, 357 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,379 you need to start being there for them! 358 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,285 BOTH: You're fired. 359 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,387 What? Wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no! 360 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,457 No, this is where you thank me for being honest with you. 361 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,492 And for caring more about your kids than about my job, 362 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,627 resulting in warm hugs all around! 363 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,263 That only happens in the movies. 364 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,197 Wait! 365 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,676 Hey, did I make it in time? 366 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,011 I'm next, but I don't care. 367 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,546 Me neither. Let's bounce. 368 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:17,784 Hey, you're staying. And you should care! 369 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:20,387 You worked really hard on this. You should be proud of yourself. 370 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,789 JessiEmma, listen.ven... 371 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,624 I know your parents can't be here physically. 372 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,293 But that doesn't mean they're not with you. 373 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,694 They are, believe me. 374 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,333 Look, it's like these planets. 375 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,268 They're far away from each other, right? 376 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:39,038 They have a gravitational pull that always keeps them together. 377 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,608 No matter what. That's what love is like. 378 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:46,346 It stretches over any distance and it's too strong to be broken. 379 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:50,317 Our last contestant is Emma Ross. 380 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,818 Now you go on up there and kick some asteroid! 381 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,604 This is a model of our solar system. 382 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,711 "It demonstrates that even against massive opposing forces, 383 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,714 "one stronger force can keep everything together. 384 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,416 "That force is gravy." 385 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,486 (CLEARS THROAT) 386 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,521 Oh, "That force is gravity." 387 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:36,363 Also known as Jessie. 388 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,764 You came! 389 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,401 Well, students, you're all a disgrace, 390 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:45,405 and the reason this country is 28th in the world in science. 391 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:51,411 That is, except for Preston and Emma. 392 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:55,348 Great job, guys! 393 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,484 And the winner is... 394 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:04,357 (WHISPERING) I'm sorry. It's my fault. 395 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,092 It's okay. 396 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,694 And the winner, 397 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:12,131 for her brilliant demonstration that Pluto is no longer considered a planet, 398 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:17,504 thus smashing previous scientific theory, is Emma Ross! 399 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,372 (EXCLAIMING) 400 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:23,376 We are so proud of you! 401 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,412 Why did you guys change your mind about coming? 402 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:30,450 Uh, because they love you. 403 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:36,756 And we realize that being there for you is really more important than any job. 404 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:40,493 Even if I never work for that studio again. Or any other studio. 405 00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:43,396 Please, lord, don't let me end up in TV. 406 00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:44,464 Oh! 407 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:49,602 So, now let's go celebrate with a nice family dinner! 408 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,604 (EXCLAIMS) Dibs on sitting next to Jessie. 409 00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:52,705 (LAUGHS) 410 00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:57,910 And maybe after dinner, we could... 411 00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,446 Forget it, freckles. 412 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,420 I love victory sprinkles! 413 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,824 Uh-oh! Face freeze! 414 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,564 Oh, me too! 415 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:20,467 So Ravi, what's your favorite type of ice cream? 416 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,002 All of them. In India, we just had one kind. 417 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:24,771 Melted. 418 00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:29,408 Hey! 419 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,647 Mr. Kipling, you already had your dessert. 420 00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:38,651 You are grounded! 421 00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:39,786 Go to your cage.