1 00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:11,479 JESSIE: Whoo! Go, Luke! 2 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,215 Careful! If you break your neck, your parents will break mine! 3 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:20,121 Doesn't Luke have the most amazing moves? 4 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:22,523 Yeah, you should see him wiggle out of doing chores. 5 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:28,162 Why two cameras? 6 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:29,563 I can't decide which is his best side. 7 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:32,233 Plus, if I blink and miss something, 8 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:35,069 I have two back-ups. 9 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:36,504 Good thinking. Here I am, blinking and missing everything. 10 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:39,607 Are you a friend of his? 11 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,542 I wish! 12 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:43,511 We're in the same math class. 13 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:48,216 Hmm. Considering his grades, I'm stunned Luke even goes to math class. 14 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:51,219 Oh, he does! I've got the video to prove it. See? 15 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:56,257 I've got him texting, throwing spitballs, going sleepy-bye. 16 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:02,496 I didn't know Luke could go sleepy-bye without Kenny the Koala. 17 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:08,236 Uh, which is certainly not a stuffed bear he still sleeps with, 18 00:01:08,269 --> 00:01:10,404 because that would be an inappropriate thing to reveal. 19 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:15,643 The point is Luke should be paying attention in math class. 20 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:18,246 Well, I am an A+ student. 21 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:20,281 I could help Luke get his grades up. And do his chores. 22 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:23,551 Could you come over tomorrow to help Luke study? 23 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,419 Oh, hmm. Let me check my schedule. Yes! 24 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:29,623 Hey, Luke, I got you a study buddy! 25 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:32,426 Creepy Connie? 26 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:33,461 Whoa! 27 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:36,430 He knows my name! 28 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,534 * Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh 29 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:45,139 * Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 30 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:48,909 * It feels like a party every day 31 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:51,479 * Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 32 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:56,250 * But they keep on pulling me every which way 33 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:59,353 * Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 34 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:03,224 * My whole world is changing Turning around 35 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:07,161 * They got me going crazy Yeah, they're shaking the ground 36 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:10,698 * But they took a chance on the new girl in town 37 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:13,701 * And I don't want to let them down, down, down 38 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:17,471 * Hey Jessie 39 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:18,306 * Hey Jessie 40 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:24,912 * It feels like a party every day 41 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:27,415 * Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie * 42 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:37,391 Bertram, check out this new fortune-telling app I downloaded. 43 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:43,964 It is called the Mystical iBall. It can see the future! 44 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,234 Oh, I can do that, too. 45 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:48,336 Am I done talking to Ravi about his stupid iBall app? 46 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:51,372 Yes. Ooh, spooky! 47 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,643 Please do not belittle my digital soothsayer. 48 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:02,350 Hey, Ravi, you wanna play Pony Princesses with me? 49 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,952 (NEIGHING) 50 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:07,655 Mystical iBall, should I play Pony Princesses with Zuri? 51 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:12,360 (WOMAN'S VOICE READING) 52 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:16,364 I am afraid I cannot commit at this time. 53 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:19,733 I just need another princess in Ponylandia! 54 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:22,770 I'm not asking you to cosign a loan! 55 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,478 Mystical iBall, should we consume this cereal? 56 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,282 WOMAN: Signs point to no. 57 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:41,522 Ew! Chunky milk! 58 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:47,995 The Mystical iBall was right! That proves it can see the future! 59 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:51,832 No, it just proves Bertram is too lazy to go to the store and buy milk. 60 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:57,505 I would, but it's so far away. 61 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:01,675 The grocery store delivers! 62 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,344 I meant from here to the door. 63 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,583 Luke, doesn't Kenny the Koala belong on your bed? 64 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:12,586 (SCOFFS) No! What am I, five years old? 65 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,555 I don't need that stupid bear anymore. 66 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,490 Well, then, maybe it's time for him to hibernate. 67 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:18,626 Stop! (GASPS) 68 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,330 Where's his little hat? 69 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,569 There you go, mate. 70 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:34,842 No worries. 71 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:38,446 You might not want to let Connie see that. 72 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:42,416 I can't believe you invited Creepy Connie Thompson here to study with me. 73 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:42,683 She's always checking me out. 74 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,754 So? You're always checking me out. 75 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:53,527 Well, yeah, but when I do it, it's cute and endearing. 76 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:55,663 Besides, hanging out with Connie will drop my coolness factor 77 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:57,631 by at least 80%. 78 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:58,799 That's, like, half! 79 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:02,870 See? This is why you need help with math. 80 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:05,439 Now, Connie is gonna be here in about two hours. 81 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:06,374 (ELEVATOR CHIMES) 82 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:08,842 Make that two seconds. 83 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:15,616 Hi, Luke! Sorry I'm early, but I just couldn't wait to see you! 84 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:18,919 ...get better at math. 85 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:26,427 Mystical iBall, is it safe to take Mr. Kipling for a walk? 86 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,596 The answer is no. 87 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:33,467 Don't listen to that stupid thing. 88 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,669 You dare mock the Mystical iBall? 89 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:40,608 I double dog dare! Give me that. 90 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,511 I don't think you know anything. 91 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:47,648 That's right, I'm calling you out, iBall! 92 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:50,551 You gonna do something about it? 93 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:54,655 It is certain. 94 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:58,826 Oh, I do not wish to be caught in the middle of your mystical smackdown. 95 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:04,432 See? Nothing happened. 96 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,534 (STUFFED TOY WHINNYING) 97 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:07,768 (FABRIC TEARING) 98 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:10,137 No! 99 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:12,906 Let go! 100 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:15,409 That is what happens when you poke the iBall. 101 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:16,844 Why! 102 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,518 Do not worry, Zuri, you can get the rest of your pony 103 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:25,853 when it comes out the other end. 104 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:30,624 Okay, Luke. Here's one. 105 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,960 Three X 106 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,997 plus six 107 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:42,870 equals 15. Solve for X. 108 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:46,607 Whoa! 109 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:47,975 Are you sure that's not a typo? 110 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:48,842 Letters don't even belong in math. 111 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:53,947 Come on, Luke, you can do this. 112 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:58,185 Think of it like a dance routine. 113 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:01,455 Let's say you have a total of 15 moves in your routine, and you do six solo moves. 114 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:03,824 How many moves do you have left? 115 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:07,895 Nine, not counting the encore my fans always demand. 116 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:11,699 You did math! (GASPS) 117 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,640 I knew you had it in you, you beautiful mind, you! 118 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:23,877 (CLEARS THROAT) We are trying to study. 119 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:29,483 Oh, sorry. I'll let you two little mathletes keep up the good work. 120 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:33,921 I'm just gonna subtract myself from the equation. 121 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,262 So, Luke, I've got another problem for you. 122 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:45,499 There's a Harry Potter Costume Dance this Saturday 123 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:48,536 and one girl still needs a date. 124 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:51,839 Um, I don't see that. What page are you on? 125 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:57,911 I'm not talking about math. I'm talking about chemistry. 126 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:02,816 I don't take chemistry. 127 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:08,789 Uh, Connie, do you mind if I borrow Luke for a minute? 128 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:09,823 Sure! 129 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:11,692 (FEIGNING LAUGHTER) 130 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,561 (GROWLS) 131 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:17,665 Can't you see Connie wants you to ask her to that dance? 132 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:19,733 What? Ew. 133 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:22,703 It's just one night. 134 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:25,005 I am not going to some stupid school dress-up dance 135 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,874 with Creepy Connie. 136 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:30,544 She's not creepy. Plus, you should focus on girls your own age. 137 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:31,945 If you keep hitting on me, I'm gonna start pulling my hair out. 138 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:34,615 Yikes. Bald is a deal-breaker. 139 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:37,818 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 140 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:41,088 Hi, Connie. 141 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:48,562 Would you like to go to that incredibly lame Harry... 142 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:49,897 (SQUEALING) Yes! 143 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:53,701 Oh, this is so awesome! I already have our costumes picked out! 144 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:56,570 I can't wait for everyone to see how cute we look together! 145 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:57,971 I've gotta go whittle you a wand. 146 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,944 I wonder which knife I should use. 147 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,881 (CACKLING) 148 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,621 She's whittling me something. 149 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,824 And she has a knife collection. 150 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,060 That spells creepy with a capital "K"! 151 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:30,904 Bertram, sit down. 152 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:32,172 You don't have to tell me twice. 153 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:38,746 We have terrible news. 154 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:41,649 Terrible news? Your parents are having another kid? 155 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:50,691 No. The Mystical iBall predicts you are going to get hurt doing the splits. 156 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:57,631 Then you will choke on stuffing, and finally, a dark, shadowy figure 157 00:09:57,665 --> 00:10:01,168 is going to take you away at 6:22 p.m. tomorrow. 158 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:08,175 You figured all that out by just asking yes and no questions? 159 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,679 We asked a lot of questions! 160 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:16,183 Hmm. Well, I have a prediction for you. 161 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:19,119 An incredibly handsome man 162 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:22,890 is going to tap dance out of the kitchen. 163 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:24,992 (MIMICKING VAUDEVILLE MUSIC) 164 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,860 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 165 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:34,001 The stench of doom permeates the kitchen like a blinding fog. 166 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:39,973 Sorry. That happens when I'm nervous. 167 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,143 Oh! (EXCLAIMING) 168 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:54,154 Oh, hey, Connie! So, how's Luke's wand coming? 169 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,989 Are you going dragon heartstring or phoenix feather? 170 00:10:56,990 --> 00:11:00,660 That's for me to know and Luke to cast spells with. 171 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,463 Fair enough. 172 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,032 Oh. So, are you here to see Luke? 173 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,266 Actually, 174 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,471 I came to see you. 175 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,906 Oh, really? 176 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:13,974 I just want you to know that Luke and I 177 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:17,110 are going to be very happy together. 178 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,080 Okay. 179 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:29,056 From here on out, there is nothing between you and Luke! 180 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,290 There is nothing between me and Luke. 181 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:35,028 Remember that, because you do not want to make me angry. 182 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:50,243 Well. Didn't see that coming. 183 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:50,310 Now I can't see at all. 184 00:11:56,216 --> 00:12:00,187 Oh, there you are. Creepy Connie texted me like 39 times today. 185 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,025 Forty, 41, 42. 186 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:09,062 Yeah. Here's the thing about Connie. 187 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,932 We just had a little talk in the elevator 188 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:18,171 and she might be kind of maybe a little... 189 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,940 What is the word that I'm looking for? 190 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,008 Creepy! 191 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,312 People get nicknames for a reason! 192 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,922 Oh! 193 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,790 That was awesome, Luke. 194 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,926 Between your dancing and the Harry Potter theme, 195 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,794 tomorrow night's going to be magical. 196 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:49,036 Yeah, uh, speaking of magical, our date has disappeared. 197 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:53,106 (EXCLAIMS) 198 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,175 I will not be ignored, Luke. 199 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,012 You're bending my collarbone! 200 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,817 (SCREAMS) 201 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:04,417 How dare you treat me this way! 202 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,553 It's all Jessie's fault! 203 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,620 She told me to tell you we had other plans. 204 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:13,827 Jessie? I told that old bat to step off my man! 205 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:19,833 (WHISTLING) 206 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:22,169 Ta-da! 207 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,838 Oh! 208 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:25,873 (CHUCKLES) I'll get that later. 209 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:30,210 No, I won't. 210 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:34,848 Bertram, Zuri and I will not stand by and watch you meet this terrible fate. 211 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:37,117 You must flee. 212 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:42,890 We packed all your stuff, including your Famous Butlers in History trading cards. 213 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:46,826 Careful! You're bending my 1928 mint condition Jeeves! 214 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,230 We are going to miss you, Bertram. 215 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:53,934 For the last time, I'm not going anywhere! 216 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,969 Nothing bad is going to happen to me! 217 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,405 (FABRIC TEARING) 218 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:02,342 The Mystical iBall said he was going to get hurt doing the splits! 219 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:05,245 He is doing the splits! 220 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,248 And he was eating a banana split! 221 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,017 A double split! 222 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,154 Meanwhile, I'm splitting my pants! 223 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:18,225 A triple split! 224 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,198 (LIGHT FIXTURE BUZZING) 225 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,338 (THUNDER CLAPPING) 226 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:34,474 (SCREAMING) 227 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:57,064 Okay, okay, this is all just my imagination. 228 00:14:57,097 --> 00:15:01,001 I did not just see Creepy Connie holding Kenny the Koala out on the terrace. 229 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,972 And I do not see wet footprints heading toward the elevator. 230 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,075 (SCREAMS) 231 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,209 Again! 232 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,485 "Stay away from Luke and let him go to the dance 233 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,453 "or he'll never see Kenny the Koala again." 234 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,157 (GASPS) 235 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,160 Kenny's little hat! 236 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:29,963 This is beary, beary bad. 237 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,209 Well. It's about time. 238 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,979 Where's the bear? 239 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:50,750 He's safe. Somewhere far away from here where you'll never find him. 240 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,986 Is he in your backpack? 241 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,323 Maybe. 242 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,293 So, is Luke coming to the dance with me? 243 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:03,430 'Cause if not, the bear gets it. 244 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:09,736 Connie, you cannot charm a boy by breaking and entering 245 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,272 and stealing something he really cares about. 246 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,275 I speak from personal experience. 247 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,378 Luke told me you told him to cancel on me because you had plans, 248 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:19,279 but I'm telling you that's not happening, 249 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:23,016 because I'm Luke's girlfriend, not you! 250 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,185 What! I'm not his girlfriend. I'm his nanny! 251 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:28,055 "Potato," "potato." 252 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:33,126 No. Potato, nanny! Now give me back that koala! 253 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,795 It's time for him to go back home where he belongs down under. 254 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,030 Luke's comforter. 255 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:38,565 No. 256 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:40,400 Hey! Hey! Hey! 257 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,102 Oh! Hey! 258 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,404 Stop! Give me... 259 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,273 Wow, I've seen bear traps give up easier! 260 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,509 (BOTH GASP) 261 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:53,546 Ooh! Luke's gonna be so mad at you! 262 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,582 What? No, this is your fault! 263 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,151 Now give me back that koala's head! 264 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,587 Huh, never thought I'd say that. 265 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:04,491 I'm keeping the head. And Luke! 266 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,560 This isn't over! 267 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,464 I think Kenny would disagree! 268 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,504 Hey, Luke, it's Connie. 269 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,538 Delete. 270 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:24,377 Hey, Lukey-pookie, Connie here. What's the haps? 271 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,579 Delete! 272 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:29,349 (WITH SOUTHERN ACCENT) Howdy, Luke, it's Nanny Jessie. 273 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,084 Yippee ki-yay! 274 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:31,284 (IN NORMAL ACCENT) Okay, fine, it's Connie. 275 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:37,457 Hey, Luke, what's new? 276 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:41,194 Creepy Connie has gone from texting to calling. Could this get any worse? 277 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:42,295 Maybe. 278 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,435 We must protect Bertram. 279 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:52,339 Okay, guys, I appreciate you monitoring my carb intake, but this is going too far. 280 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:58,111 The next prediction is you're going to choke on stuffing. 281 00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:01,281 Then, a shadowy figure is gonna take you away for a permanent dirt nap. 282 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:06,386 So, we are banishing all possible stuffing ingredients. 283 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,390 Be gone, bread! 284 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,459 Adios, eggs. 285 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,261 Sayonara, sausage! 286 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,599 If you keep tossing, I won't have anything to cook you breakfast with. 287 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,568 On second thought, keep tossing. 288 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:25,538 Hey! There's no chocolate in stuffing. 289 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,574 A real friend doesn't take chances. 290 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,680 We have to stop Creepy Connie before someone gets hurt! 291 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,282 I'm afraid it's too late for that. 292 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,222 No! They killed Kenny! 293 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,493 I told you I'm not about to choke on stuffing! 294 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:47,527 (SOBS) 295 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,198 (GAGGING) 296 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,367 Ew! Stuffing! 297 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,238 Stuffing!) 298 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,542 And next comes the dirt nap! 299 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:03,410 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 300 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,281 Everybody calm down! 301 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:11,351 Let's not lose our heads! 302 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,452 That was a bad choice of words. 303 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,387 (ALL SOBBING) 304 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:22,695 Hey, buddy. I baked you some 305 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,532 "I'm sorry I set you up with Creepy Connie" cookies. 306 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,234 They're extra nutty, like her. 307 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:36,376 It's 6:21. One minute left. 308 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:39,512 Do not worry, Bertram! Any shadowy figure coming after you 309 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:42,515 will have to go through me first. 310 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,519 And I'll treasure those three extra seconds. 311 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,589 It's ridiculous. 312 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:53,526 There's no shadowy figure coming to take me away at 6:22. 313 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:58,565 One minute later, I'll still be here stuck with you two. 314 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:02,669 Whoa, that's a lose-lose situation. 315 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,673 Suddenly, I don't feel bad about looking for a new butler at 6:23. 316 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:12,512 (ALL GASP) 317 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:19,519 I can't believe you two got me all worked up over nothing! 318 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,553 (ELEVATOR CHIMES) 319 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:21,421 (GASPS) 320 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:23,423 (BERTRAM SCREAMS) 321 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:29,996 Bertram. You have company. 322 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,499 Oh, thanks a lot. 323 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,367 I got your back, Bertram. 324 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,268 You want a piece of this butler? 325 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,304 Bring it! 326 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,638 (FIGURE SCREAMING) 327 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:39,439 Bertram! I'm out. 328 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:42,241 Holler at me from the other side. 329 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:48,481 Oh, please, please, please don't take me. 330 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:51,418 Take the children! They're hiding behind the couch! 331 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,519 (SCREAMS) It's hideous! 332 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,055 It's just a kid. 333 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,557 I know! Ahhh! 334 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,694 (BOTH EXCLAIM) 335 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:04,831 Connie's dressed like the grim reaper. That is not a good sign. 336 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,734 No, I'm a Dementor! 337 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:10,370 More like demented. 338 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:15,675 So, Luke, are you ready to go to the dance? 339 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:17,544 Kenny and I are. 340 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:20,680 Aren't we, Kenny? 341 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:27,754 That is just wrong! 342 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,723 Listen, Creepy... I mean, Connie. 343 00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:33,326 Luke is not the guy for you. Trust me. 344 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,728 Yes, he is! Luke is perfect! 345 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:37,497 (ALL LAUGHING) 346 00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:40,767 Hey! 347 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,335 Do you really want to go out 348 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:44,471 with a guy who still sleeps with a stuffed animal? 349 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:45,872 And a night light. 350 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,374 It's a reading light! 351 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,876 Yeah, shaped like a choo-choo. 352 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:52,812 (LAUGHS) 353 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:55,415 He also has the personal hygiene of a wolverine. 354 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:57,717 That's an insult to wolverines. 355 00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:02,722 At least they occasionally lick themselves clean. 356 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:08,395 Who cares? When you really love someone, you can overlook anything. 357 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:13,500 Oh. Then I guess you don't care that Luke hasn't read one single word 358 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,835 of any of the Harry Potter books. 359 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,537 (GASPS) 360 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,406 I haven't even seen the movies. 361 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,744 So this is what it feels like when love dies. 362 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:39,426 Kenny? 363 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:41,127 Get him on the table. 364 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,731 Okay. I need a needle, thread, and 300 CCs of stuffing. Stat! 365 00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:48,535 Do you really think you can fix him? 366 00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:49,802 Hey. 367 00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:52,672 If I can fix Zuri's pony after it went through Mr. Kipling, 368 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,706 I can fix anything. 369 00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:58,478 Her tail is where her head used to be. 370 00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:00,447 But she can still run like the wind. 371 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,652 Well, I'm still here. I guess your Mystical iBall 372 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:08,888 application isn't all-knowing after all. 373 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:12,725 I guess a $3 computer application cannot hold all the answers 374 00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:13,626 to life's mysteries. 375 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:16,596 Yeah, those cost 4.99. 376 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:19,131 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 377 00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:21,000 Blocked number? 378 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,770 Hello? 379 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:26,606 Lukey-pookie, it's Connie. I decided to forgive you. 380 00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:28,908 I'm taking you back. 381 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:31,611 (SCREAMING)