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It is 0700 hours!
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Out of your cots
and hit the mess hall
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for eggs Florentine
and chocolate croissants!
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Okay, this rich people
food really kills
my whole military vibe.
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Here's a fun fact.
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When you're
blow-drying doll hair,
high is too high.
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Oh. Uh, that's okay, sweetie.
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Noses are
overrated anyway.
Just ask Voldemort.
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Don't say his name!
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Good morning, Jessie.
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* Let's get this
weekend started
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(SCATTING)
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* Started
Started *
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It's Monday.
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Ugh. Wake me up
when it's Saturday.
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Oh!
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Hello, good family.
Who is ready to
get their learn on?
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Oh, my. (CHUCKLES)
What you wearing?
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It is my sherwani,
only worn on very
special occasions.
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Since my tutor says
I am now ready
to start school
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with Emma and Luke,
what better day
to wear it?
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Maybe on a day when
your nightclub act
opens in Vegas.
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Luke. That happens to be
a very beautiful,
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traditional Indian
shaboopy.
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Sure. Wani.
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My point is that
you look really great
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and I know Luke
is going to look out
for you today.
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(CHUCKLES)
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You better
look out for him.
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How can I miss him?
He looks like
a traffic cone with hair.
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Just go get dressed.
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Your teachers send
enough letters home
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without you showing up
in your underwear. Again.
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So, what do you think
of my shoes?
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I think they look like
some sort of medieval
torture device.
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Pretty hurts.
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And all my friends
will be wearing these
in a few months.
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How do you know?
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Because
I'm wearing them now.
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It's my duty
to help the
fashion challenged.
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Well, you'll just have
to do your duty in flats.
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(CHUCKLES)
You said doody.
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Get dressed.
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* Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* It feels like a party
every day
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* My whole world is changing
Turning around
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* They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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* But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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* And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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* Hey Jessie
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* Hey Jessie
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* It feels like a party
every day
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* Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie *
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Okay, so you have History,
then Math, then Shop.
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Just so you know,
Shop doesn't
involve shopping.
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I learned that
the hard way.
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Thank you,
but do not worry.
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I have this
school thing wired.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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Fire! Fire! I will save
my new school.
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That was
the school bell.
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Not the "act like
an idiot" bell.
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Oh, right. What does
the idiot bell sound like?
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Because I want
to be prepared.
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I think you're prepared.
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Class is starting.
I gotta hustle.
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Room 312, please.
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Ravi K. Ross,
pleased to meet you.
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Cheerio, fellow pupil.
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Would you like to see
a picture of my lizard?
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Ravi, dial it down.
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I'm just trying
to make friends,
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but nobody seems
to notice me.
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Oh, they're noticing.
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Look. I'm in a hurry,
so here's what
you need to do.
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Find one main friend,
meet all his friends,
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and bam, you're popular.
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Oh, I see.
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Hello, friend.
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Gosh. Oh, I wish
it could be me,
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but unfortunately,
this school has a policy
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against kids in
different grades
socializing.
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I'm in sixth
and you're in fifth.
Just wouldn't be natural.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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Fire, class,
or idiot bell?
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Class. Go.
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Luke. Dale Davenport's back
and now so is my nervous rash.
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I thought he was
suspended for a week.
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Well, yeah, he was
supposed to be,
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but the lunch lady was
too scared to testify.
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Okay. Just calm down
and don't make eye contact.
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Uh, right.
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I'm feeling kind of thirsty.
Give me that.
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Forty-five grams of sugar?
You want me to be
all jittery in class?
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Tomorrow, you better
bring me some carrot juice.
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And bring some
for yourself, too.
Your body is a temple.
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Don't make me
knock it down.
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Did you make
eye contact?
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No, I stopped
at the nostrils.
They were so flared.
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And he had bats
in the cave.
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Why can't we just use
Mom's credit card
to buy me a new doll?
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Because you appreciate
things more when you
work for them.
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You think whining for
something isn't work?
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I threw a four-day tantrum
to get that doll.
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I cried off two pounds.
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That's impressive.
But selling homemade lemonade
is an American tradition.
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Plus, it's an easy way
for kids to get pocket money.
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So are ATMs.
Can't we just
build one of those?
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No. You're going to earn
the money for that doll.
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How much is it, anyway?
Like 20, 30 bucks?
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Two hundred.
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What?
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Two-fifty
if you want an outfit.
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(GASPS)
That doll dresses
better than I do.
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You said it, I didn't.
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There. How does that look?
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Is that supposed to be
my handwriting?
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Because I know
which way my "E's" go.
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It's adorable.
Adorable sells.
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I got your adorable
right here.
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You're right.
Who could say
no to that face?
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Hi, Mrs. Chesterfield.
Lemonade?
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No.
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Come on. How do you expect
a little girl to make money
in the big city?
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Do what I did. Marry it.
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Okay, Chesterfield
doesn't count.
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She only drinks
human blood.
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Oh. Lemonade, Officer?
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Half off for
New York's finest.
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Don't be throwing
discounts around
willy-nilly.
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Wait.
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What is it?
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It's a ticket
for not having
a vendor's permit.
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Great job, Officer.
You're keeping the streets
safe from lemonade.
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Maybe you'll get promoted
to the snow cone task force.
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(LAUGHS)
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Uh-oh, he's coming back.
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Run!
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Hi, brother.
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No.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm here to seek admission
to your clique.
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Ravi, I told you,
the grades can't mix.
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At school.
But this is not school.
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(CHUCKLES)
Why is that kid dressed
like a marshmallow?
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This is a cricket uniform.
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Dragon fire peppers, anyone?
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They are hotter than
Selena Gomez.
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I love you, Go Go.
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I'm gonna have to pass.
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Okay, your loss.
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But it is
a six-hour match,
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so do not complain
when you get peckish.
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Now, I'm going to go
hammer in the wickets.
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Wicket? Cricket?
That kid can stick it.
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How do you even know him?
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(STUTTERS)
I don't, really.
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He's my dad's friend's
cousin's dog's neighbor.
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RAVI: Wickets are almost in.
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(METAL CLANGS)
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(WATER SPRAYING)
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Oh, no, you busted
a sprinkler pipe!
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Oh, great, Luke.
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Your dad's friend's
cousin's dog's neighbor
just flooded our field.
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Let's go, guys.
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(WATER SLOSHING)
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Hello? Guys?
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Are we now playing
hide-and-go-seek?
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I'm afraid they are
now playing
hide from the geek.
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You know, this is
actually better.
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We're out of the sun,
no bus fumes...
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And the fuzz
can't hassle us.
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Hey, Emma.
Are you limping?
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No. I'm not limping.
I'm dancing.
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Good thing prom is
four years away.
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All right. Do not
worry, Zuri, we'll have
your $200 in no time.
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That's 280 with the ticket.
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Yes, I can do math.
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00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,722
I wasn't sure after
seeing your spelling.
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Zuri, hit me with a double.
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I wish to drown
my sorrows in lemonade.
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Ravi, you're soaking wet.
What happened?
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I was trying to mingle
and there was
an irrigation mishap.
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It is not easy
being the new kid.
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Mmm, tell me about it.
I was a military brat.
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Well, (CHUCKLES)
I wasn't a brat.
I was precious.
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Is this going
to take a while?
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Because this wet uniform
is starting to chafe.
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Okay, the point is,
the adult in me wants
to say just be yourself
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and everything will be fine.
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00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,097
But the teenager in me
knows that being yourself
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can sometimes be
a one-way ticket
to Swirlyville.
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00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:11,905
Ooh, Swirlyville.
It sounds like
a magical place
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00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,974
where everyone gets
frozen yogurt.
199
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,945
No, a swirly is
a toilet shampoo.
200
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,047
So, no sprinkles?
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00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:21,882
Sometimes.
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00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,787
Maybe you could find
someone you admire
and try and be like them.
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00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:31,725
Maybe I could.
Thank you, Jessie.
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00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:34,094
I know exactly what
I am going to do.
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00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:37,264
Oh, really? Oh, great.
'Cause I was just
sort of winging it there.
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00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,738
Good evening,
Miss Chesterfield.
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00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:48,842
Ugh. You cannot
sell lemonade
in my building, Bessie.
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00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,477
It is completely
inappropriate.
209
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,946
Hello, Bertie. Ha-ha!
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00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:56,116
You want some fries
with that shake?
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00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,186
I hate to turn down fries,
but I'm gonna go with no.
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(LAUGHS) Tease.
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00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:04,324
(CHUCKLES)
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00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,294
(SIGHS)
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00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,030
Why are you still here?
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00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,033
Please, Mrs. Chesterfield,
let Zuri have her
lemonade stand.
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00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:13,901
Do you have to crush
a little girl's spirit?
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00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,937
(LAUGHS) Well,
if I don't, who will?
219
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,106
It's for a really
good cause.
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00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,108
Which is?
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I need a new doll!
222
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:28,248
Hmm, that sounded
a lot less selfish
in my head.
223
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,921
Strange little girl,
let this be
a lesson to you.
224
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When life gives you lemons,
do not make lemonade.
225
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,093
Now go peddle
your swill elsewhere.
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00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,231
That woman needs to
lay off the haterade.
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00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,274
What is crack-a-lackin',
dog pound?
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00:12:56,977 --> 00:13:00,547
Ravi, what are you doing?
And why are you
wearing my clothes?
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00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,149
I'm emulating
my chosen role model,
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homeslice.
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00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,855
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:24,237
Hip-hop, straight-up
with a side of sizzle.
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00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,272
(MIMICS SIZZLING)
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00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:29,977
Ravi. Ravi, Ravi.
Don't look at that kid.
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00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:34,314
You mean the behemoth
with the lame mustache?
236
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,349
Did someone just
call me a he-moth?
237
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,252
We meant no offense.
238
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:43,390
It was just good-natured
banter betwixt chums.
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00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:46,894
Just for that,
you can all treat me
to lunch today.
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00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,867
Is this processed?
241
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,970
No, I think it's baloney.
Please don't hurt me.
242
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,873
I don't have to.
The nitrates will
get you first.
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00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,078
It's organic.
244
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,847
It better be.
Hey, lunch lady,
you didn't see nothing.
245
00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:12,752
Thanks a lot, Ravi.
246
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,288
I truly apologize, brother.
247
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:18,425
You know what?
We may be
brothers at home,
248
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,961
but outside the house,
249
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,129
just pretend
you don't know me.
250
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,902
So now would be
a bad time to return
your underpants?
251
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,252
(SCREAMS)
252
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,153
Hello, sister.
253
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:49,056
Ravi. why are you
hiding in my locker?
254
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:52,325
I have incurred the wrath
of a muscle-bound goon,
255
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:55,195
and Luke says we are
no longer brothers at school.
256
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,065
Ravi, that is not okay.
257
00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,366
If it was, I would
have disowned Luke
a long time ago.
258
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,370
Pardon me.
My ride is here.
259
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,976
(GASPS)
260
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:18,351
Oh. Hi, Jessie.
261
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,355
What are you doing here?
262
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,424
You forgot your
Edgar Allan Poe book.
263
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,493
I read one of
the stories on the bus.
264
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:27,360
What is it with this guy
and dead chicks?
265
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:33,500
So, is there anything
you'd like to tell me?
266
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,403
Nope.
Thanks for the book.
See you at home.
267
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:43,510
Emma, you're eight inches
taller than when you
left this morning.
268
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:47,014
Now, step out of the bag
and explain yourself.
269
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,315
Well, the thing is...
270
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,250
Luke told Ravi
they're not
brothers anymore.
271
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,119
See you.
272
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,521
(SCREAMS)
273
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,023
Are you okay?
274
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,458
Luke, don't even think
about going anywhere.
275
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,727
Emma, I told you
not to wear those
shoes at school.
276
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,461
Now, hand them over.
277
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,533
Come here.
278
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,068
Okay, okay,
you were right.
279
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:11,004
I've had to go to the nurse
three times this week
280
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,339
with blisters
and bunions and bruises.
281
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,108
Oh, my.
282
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,410
And no one's followed
my fashionHmm.d, anyway.
283
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,546
(GASPS)
I stand corrected.
284
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,048
Looking good,
Nurse Nancy.
285
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,583
Now, let's talk
about that pantsuit.
286
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:29,156
Okay, now about
you and Ravi.
287
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:32,325
Listen, you never
turn your back on family.
288
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,327
Especially my family,
'cause they're all
packing heat.
289
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,564
But Ravi embarrassed me.
290
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,032
A lot.
291
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:41,034
Oh, yeah? You think
I'm not embarrassed
292
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:41,734
when my grandpa
drives around
in his pick-up truck
293
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:45,272
lip-synching
to Katy Perry?
294
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,174
How about when
my Aunt Ruby wears
295
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,341
a "Don't mess with
Texas" belly shirt
to Thanksgiving?
296
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,477
Every single year.
297
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,047
Ew!
298
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,149
With family,
it's all about loyalty.
299
00:16:57,317 --> 00:17:00,253
Okay, okay, I got it.
300
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:03,056
Good. Well, that worked.
301
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:06,359
And I didn't even have
to bring up my Uncle Randy
and his jump-roping ferrets.
302
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,433
What's up, dudes?
Has anyone seen
Ravi around?
303
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:17,604
Yeah, I saw him earlier,
riding around
on the janitor's cart.
304
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,640
Face it, Luke,
this kid's weirder than
the Boiled Egg Twins.
305
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,248
(GASPS)
306
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:32,619
Hey, you got any
smart comments
for me today?
307
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,355
Scientists have
recently discovered
subatomic particles
308
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,324
that can go faster
than the speed of light
309
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,526
which threaten
to undermine Einstein's
theory of relativity.
310
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,196
Too smart?
311
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:48,235
The speed of my fist
is about to
threaten your teeth.
312
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,503
(IMITATING RAVI'S ACCENT)
Wait. I am the one
313
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:53,273
who insulted
your womanly mustache.
314
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,609
No, it was me.
315
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,612
It was me, I tell you.
316
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:03,350
Clearly, you are not
smart enough to recognize
a phony Indian accent.
317
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,218
I insist you pummel me.
318
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,153
Works for me.
319
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,387
(SCREAMS)
320
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,522
No. Leave my
little brother alone.
321
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:09,589
ALL: Ooh!
322
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:15,495
Or else what, troll bait?
323
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,630
Or else I'm going
to break your
mouth-breathing face.
324
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,267
(GROoh.NG)
325
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,174
(NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
326
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,542
Multi-grain!
Don't mind if I do.
327
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:38,351
(SCREAMS)
It burns! Water! Water!
328
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,487
(ALL LAUGHING)
329
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,555
Ravi, what was
in that sandwich?
330
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:46,626
Just bread, mayonnaise,
and Indian
dragon fire peppers.
331
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,695
One of the hottest
peppers in the world.
332
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,697
(SCREAMS)
My tongue, it's melting!
333
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,503
Yes, yes,
it has that effect.
334
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,505
Wait until
the seeds kick in.
335
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,641
(SCREAMS) It burns.
336
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,743
And the seeds kicked in.
337
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,213
(SCREAMS)
338
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:09,616
(CHUCKLES)
339
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,691
Mmm. Delicious.
340
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,693
That was awesome.
341
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,729
But how do you
eat that without
screaming in pain?
342
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,598
Where I come from,
people sleep on
beds of nails
343
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,600
and walk on hot coals.
344
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,168
This is nothing.
345
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,475
Thanks, Bro.
And I'm sorry
if I acted like a jerk.
346
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,311
You did,
but I forgive you.
347
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,480
Hey, want to come
hang out with me
and my friends?
348
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,715
Thank you, but I have
a prior engagement.
349
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,284
You are looking
at the new
350
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:47,354
recording secretary
of the reptile club.
351
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:55,528
Hey, that's cool.
352
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,503
(ALL PANTING)
353
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:11,711
That ghastly little girl
kept us all hostage
354
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,446
in a moving sauna.
355
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,682
(EXCLAIMS)
356
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,652
Oh, never mind.
357
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:23,356
There you are, Zuri.
Why is it so hot in here?
358
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,625
I find the space heater
really moves product.
359
00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:29,562
That's basically extortion.
360
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,333
But I made $300.
361
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:34,734
Who says crime
doesn't pay?
362
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,405
Let's go get you that doll.
363
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:42,542
I can't. With the ticket,
the space heater,
364
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,676
and this super-cute
bathing suit,
365
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,712
I think I'm still short.
366
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,517
Ugh.
367
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:57,324
Strange little girl,
368
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:01,361
I told you no more
selling lemonade
in the building.
369
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:05,298
Yes, ma'am.
I know I was wrong,
370
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:09,302
so to make up for it,
I'm giving away free cookies.
371
00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:13,840
Really? That Bessie
didn't make those, did she?
372
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:16,709
No, they're Ravi's
secret recipe.
373
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,611
(CHUCKLES) I shouldn't.
374
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,615
Oh, well. I did
power walk today.
375
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:25,552
To the Falafel Hut.
(LAUGHS)
376
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:25,752
How dare you judge me!
377
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,758
My arm's getting tired.
378
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:34,894
Well, if you insist.
379
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:37,664
They're dragon fire
chocolate chip.
380
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:38,698
Mmm. (CHUCKLES)
381
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:44,471
Mmm.
382
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:47,740
Hot. Hot.
383
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:48,441
So hot!
384
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,910
Hotter than
Anderson Cooper!
385
00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,614
(BABBLING)
386
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:58,785
(SCREAMS) I need water!
387
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:02,755
Water won't help.
What you need is milk.
388
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:06,426
Milk for sale.
Milk for sale.
Ten dollars a cup.
389
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,461
(GASPING)
390
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:17,437
I can't believe I wasted
all that time on lemonade.
391
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,845
(GASPS)
392
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,548
Hey. Those are my shoes!
393
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:29,849
Oh, relax.
I'm just borrowing them
until you're 18.
394
00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:34,654
Let me show you
how it's done.
395
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,656
Take notes.