1 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:11,145 It is 0700 hours! 2 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:13,114 Out of your cots and hit the mess hall 3 00:00:13,147 --> 00:00:15,283 for eggs Florentine and chocolate croissants! 4 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:19,520 Okay, this rich people food really kills my whole military vibe. 5 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:24,258 Here's a fun fact. 6 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:28,062 When you're blow-drying doll hair, high is too high. 7 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:33,601 Oh. Uh, that's okay, sweetie. 8 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:37,105 Noses are overrated anyway. Just ask Voldemort. 9 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,573 Don't say his name! 10 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,479 Good morning, Jessie. 11 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:46,414 * Let's get this weekend started 12 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:48,482 (SCATTING) 13 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:49,617 * Started Started * 14 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:53,087 It's Monday. 15 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:55,556 Ugh. Wake me up when it's Saturday. 16 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:56,790 Oh! 17 00:00:56,824 --> 00:01:00,060 Hello, good family. Who is ready to get their learn on? 18 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:05,233 Oh, my. (CHUCKLES) What you wearing? 19 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:08,269 It is my sherwani, only worn on very special occasions. 20 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:12,273 Since my tutor says I am now ready to start school 21 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:13,441 with Emma and Luke, what better day to wear it? 22 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:19,613 Maybe on a day when your nightclub act opens in Vegas. 23 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:25,419 Luke. That happens to be a very beautiful, 24 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:27,221 traditional Indian shaboopy. 25 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:30,324 Sure. Wani. 26 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,895 My point is that you look really great 27 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,897 and I know Luke is going to look out for you today. 28 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,399 (CHUCKLES) 29 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,202 You better look out for him. 30 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:43,571 How can I miss him? He looks like a traffic cone with hair. 31 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:46,907 Just go get dressed. 32 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,409 Your teachers send enough letters home 33 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:49,710 without you showing up in your underwear. Again. 34 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:53,614 So, what do you think of my shoes? 35 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:59,453 I think they look like some sort of medieval torture device. 36 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:05,459 Pretty hurts. 37 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:07,461 And all my friends will be wearing these in a few months. 38 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:08,696 How do you know? 39 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:09,730 Because I'm wearing them now. 40 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,368 It's my duty to help the fashion challenged. 41 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,671 Well, you'll just have to do your duty in flats. 42 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:22,310 (CHUCKLES) You said doody. 43 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:23,277 Get dressed. 44 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:28,282 * Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh 45 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:31,519 * Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 46 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:35,423 * It feels like a party every day 47 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:38,726 * Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 48 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:41,495 * But they keep on pulling me every which way 49 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:45,666 * Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 50 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:49,470 * My whole world is changing Turning around 51 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:52,273 * They got me going crazy Yeah, they're shaking the ground 52 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:56,744 * But they took a chance on the new girl in town 53 00:02:56,777 --> 00:03:00,448 * And I don't want to let them down, down, down 54 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:03,584 * Hey Jessie 55 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:07,355 * Hey Jessie 56 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:10,458 * It feels like a party every day 57 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:14,562 * Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie * 58 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:23,637 Okay, so you have History, then Math, then Shop. 59 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:26,540 Just so you know, Shop doesn't involve shopping. 60 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:28,409 I learned that the hard way. 61 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,412 Thank you, but do not worry. 62 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:33,381 I have this school thing wired. 63 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:34,248 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 64 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:37,818 Fire! Fire! I will save my new school. 65 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,429 That was the school bell. 66 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:49,297 Not the "act like an idiot" bell. 67 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:54,568 Oh, right. What does the idiot bell sound like? 68 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:56,270 Because I want to be prepared. 69 00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:59,540 I think you're prepared. 70 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,809 Class is starting. I gotta hustle. 71 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,312 Room 312, please. 72 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,586 Ravi K. Ross, pleased to meet you. 73 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,356 Cheerio, fellow pupil. 74 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:21,462 Would you like to see a picture of my lizard? 75 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:28,669 Ravi, dial it down. 76 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,070 I'm just trying to make friends, 77 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,772 but nobody seems to notice me. 78 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,674 Oh, they're noticing. 79 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:37,044 Look. I'm in a hurry, so here's what you need to do. 80 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,847 Find one main friend, meet all his friends, 81 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,515 and bam, you're popular. 82 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,717 Oh, I see. 83 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:45,353 Hello, friend. 84 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:54,328 Gosh. Oh, I wish it could be me, 85 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:56,630 but unfortunately, this school has a policy 86 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:57,931 against kids in different grades socializing. 87 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:01,602 I'm in sixth and you're in fifth. Just wouldn't be natural. 88 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,338 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 89 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:07,408 Fire, class, or idiot bell? 90 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:10,911 Class. Go. 91 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:19,687 Luke. Dale Davenport's back and now so is my nervous rash. 92 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:20,488 I thought he was suspended for a week. 93 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:23,123 Well, yeah, he was supposed to be, 94 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,425 but the lunch lady was too scared to testify. 95 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:29,463 Okay. Just calm down and don't make eye contact. 96 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:30,698 Uh, right. 97 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,936 I'm feeling kind of thirsty. Give me that. 98 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:42,610 Forty-five grams of sugar? You want me to be all jittery in class? 99 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:47,681 Tomorrow, you better bring me some carrot juice. 100 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:50,684 And bring some for yourself, too. Your body is a temple. 101 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:51,885 Don't make me knock it down. 102 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,392 Did you make eye contact? 103 00:05:58,426 --> 00:06:01,962 No, I stopped at the nostrils. They were so flared. 104 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,599 And he had bats in the cave. 105 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:14,875 Why can't we just use Mom's credit card to buy me a new doll? 106 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:18,178 Because you appreciate things more when you work for them. 107 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:21,148 You think whining for something isn't work? 108 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:22,850 I threw a four-day tantrum to get that doll. 109 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:26,587 I cried off two pounds. 110 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:31,692 That's impressive. But selling homemade lemonade is an American tradition. 111 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,827 Plus, it's an easy way for kids to get pocket money. 112 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:37,698 So are ATMs. Can't we just build one of those? 113 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:41,869 No. You're going to earn the money for that doll. 114 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,737 How much is it, anyway? Like 20, 30 bucks? 115 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:44,638 Two hundred. 116 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:46,674 What? 117 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:48,642 Two-fifty if you want an outfit. 118 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,878 (GASPS) That doll dresses better than I do. 119 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,647 You said it, I didn't. 120 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:58,552 There. How does that look? 121 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:02,723 Is that supposed to be my handwriting? 122 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,424 Because I know which way my "E's" go. 123 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:07,995 It's adorable. Adorable sells. 124 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,498 I got your adorable right here. 125 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:16,504 You're right. Who could say no to that face? 126 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:19,540 Hi, Mrs. Chesterfield. Lemonade? 127 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:21,008 No. 128 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:23,911 Come on. How do you expect a little girl to make money in the big city? 129 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,446 Do what I did. Marry it. 130 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:31,552 Okay, Chesterfield doesn't count. 131 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:32,486 She only drinks human blood. 132 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,823 Oh. Lemonade, Officer? 133 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,925 Half off for New York's finest. 134 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,459 Don't be throwing discounts around willy-nilly. 135 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:42,530 Wait. 136 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,665 What is it? 137 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:47,768 It's a ticket for not having a vendor's permit. 138 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:51,839 Great job, Officer. You're keeping the streets safe from lemonade. 139 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:54,908 Maybe you'll get promoted to the snow cone task force. 140 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:55,943 (LAUGHS) 141 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:58,812 Uh-oh, he's coming back. 142 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:00,781 Run! 143 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:11,024 Hi, brother. 144 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,661 No. 145 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,264 What are you doing here? 146 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:20,568 I'm here to seek admission to your clique. 147 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,603 Ravi, I told you, the grades can't mix. 148 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:26,039 At school. But this is not school. 149 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,642 (CHUCKLES) Why is that kid dressed like a marshmallow? 150 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:32,546 This is a cricket uniform. 151 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:33,947 Dragon fire peppers, anyone? 152 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:37,017 They are hotter than Selena Gomez. 153 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:38,118 I love you, Go Go. 154 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,056 I'm gonna have to pass. 155 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:46,093 Okay, your loss. 156 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:48,295 But it is a six-hour match, 157 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:50,664 so do not complain when you get peckish. 158 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:55,803 Now, I'm going to go hammer in the wickets. 159 00:08:57,805 --> 00:09:00,140 Wicket? Cricket? That kid can stick it. 160 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,777 How do you even know him? 161 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:05,779 (STUTTERS) I don't, really. 162 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:10,017 He's my dad's friend's cousin's dog's neighbor. 163 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,821 RAVI: Wickets are almost in. 164 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:14,254 (METAL CLANGS) 165 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,956 (WATER SPRAYING) 166 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:18,626 Oh, no, you busted a sprinkler pipe! 167 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:20,027 Oh, great, Luke. 168 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,996 Your dad's friend's cousin's dog's neighbor just flooded our field. 169 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:25,633 Let's go, guys. 170 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,138 (WATER SLOSHING) 171 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:33,607 Hello? Guys? 172 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:34,642 Are we now playing hide-and-go-seek? 173 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:39,579 I'm afraid they are now playing hide from the geek. 174 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:48,656 You know, this is actually better. 175 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:52,159 We're out of the sun, no bus fumes... 176 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,861 And the fuzz can't hassle us. 177 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,866 Hey, Emma. Are you limping? 178 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:02,803 No. I'm not limping. I'm dancing. 179 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,176 Good thing prom is four years away. 180 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:15,415 All right. Do not worry, Zuri, we'll have your $200 in no time. 181 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,651 That's 280 with the ticket. 182 00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:19,753 Yes, I can do math. 183 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,722 I wasn't sure after seeing your spelling. 184 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:30,397 Zuri, hit me with a double. 185 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,632 I wish to drown my sorrows in lemonade. 186 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:38,105 Ravi, you're soaking wet. What happened? 187 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,942 I was trying to mingle and there was an irrigation mishap. 188 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,411 It is not easy being the new kid. 189 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:47,715 Mmm, tell me about it. I was a military brat. 190 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,983 Well, (CHUCKLES) I wasn't a brat. I was precious. 191 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,721 Is this going to take a while? 192 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:56,890 Because this wet uniform is starting to chafe. 193 00:10:56,924 --> 00:11:00,861 Okay, the point is, the adult in me wants to say just be yourself 194 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:03,063 and everything will be fine. 195 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,097 But the teenager in me knows that being yourself 196 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:06,834 can sometimes be a one-way ticket to Swirlyville. 197 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:11,905 Ooh, Swirlyville. It sounds like a magical place 198 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,974 where everyone gets frozen yogurt. 199 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,945 No, a swirly is a toilet shampoo. 200 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,047 So, no sprinkles? 201 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:21,882 Sometimes. 202 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,787 Maybe you could find someone you admire and try and be like them. 203 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:31,725 Maybe I could. Thank you, Jessie. 204 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:34,094 I know exactly what I am going to do. 205 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:37,264 Oh, really? Oh, great. 'Cause I was just sort of winging it there. 206 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,738 Good evening, Miss Chesterfield. 207 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:48,842 Ugh. You cannot sell lemonade in my building, Bessie. 208 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,477 It is completely inappropriate. 209 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,946 Hello, Bertie. Ha-ha! 210 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:56,116 You want some fries with that shake? 211 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,186 I hate to turn down fries, but I'm gonna go with no. 212 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:03,791 (LAUGHS) Tease. 213 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:04,324 (CHUCKLES) 214 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,294 (SIGHS) 215 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,030 Why are you still here? 216 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,033 Please, Mrs. Chesterfield, let Zuri have her lemonade stand. 217 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:13,901 Do you have to crush a little girl's spirit? 218 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,937 (LAUGHS) Well, if I don't, who will? 219 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,106 It's for a really good cause. 220 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,108 Which is? 221 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,810 I need a new doll! 222 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:28,248 Hmm, that sounded a lot less selfish in my head. 223 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,921 Strange little girl, let this be a lesson to you. 224 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:38,091 When life gives you lemons, do not make lemonade. 225 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,093 Now go peddle your swill elsewhere. 226 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,231 That woman needs to lay off the haterade. 227 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,274 What is crack-a-lackin', dog pound? 228 00:12:56,977 --> 00:13:00,547 Ravi, what are you doing? And why are you wearing my clothes? 229 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,149 I'm emulating my chosen role model, 230 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,251 homeslice. 231 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,855 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 232 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:24,237 Hip-hop, straight-up with a side of sizzle. 233 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,272 (MIMICS SIZZLING) 234 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:29,977 Ravi. Ravi, Ravi. Don't look at that kid. 235 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:34,314 You mean the behemoth with the lame mustache? 236 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,349 Did someone just call me a he-moth? 237 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,252 We meant no offense. 238 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:43,390 It was just good-natured banter betwixt chums. 239 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:46,894 Just for that, you can all treat me to lunch today. 240 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,867 Is this processed? 241 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,970 No, I think it's baloney. Please don't hurt me. 242 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,873 I don't have to. The nitrates will get you first. 243 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,078 It's organic. 244 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,847 It better be. Hey, lunch lady, you didn't see nothing. 245 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:12,752 Thanks a lot, Ravi. 246 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,288 I truly apologize, brother. 247 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:18,425 You know what? We may be brothers at home, 248 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,961 but outside the house, 249 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,129 just pretend you don't know me. 250 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,902 So now would be a bad time to return your underpants? 251 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,252 (SCREAMS) 252 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,153 Hello, sister. 253 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:49,056 Ravi. why are you hiding in my locker? 254 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:52,325 I have incurred the wrath of a muscle-bound goon, 255 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:55,195 and Luke says we are no longer brothers at school. 256 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,065 Ravi, that is not okay. 257 00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,366 If it was, I would have disowned Luke a long time ago. 258 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,370 Pardon me. My ride is here. 259 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,976 (GASPS) 260 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:18,351 Oh. Hi, Jessie. 261 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,355 What are you doing here? 262 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,424 You forgot your Edgar Allan Poe book. 263 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,493 I read one of the stories on the bus. 264 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:27,360 What is it with this guy and dead chicks? 265 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:33,500 So, is there anything you'd like to tell me? 266 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,403 Nope. Thanks for the book. See you at home. 267 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:43,510 Emma, you're eight inches taller than when you left this morning. 268 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:47,014 Now, step out of the bag and explain yourself. 269 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,315 Well, the thing is... 270 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,250 Luke told Ravi they're not brothers anymore. 271 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,119 See you. 272 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,521 (SCREAMS) 273 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,023 Are you okay? 274 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,458 Luke, don't even think about going anywhere. 275 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,727 Emma, I told you not to wear those shoes at school. 276 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,461 Now, hand them over. 277 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,533 Come here. 278 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,068 Okay, okay, you were right. 279 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:11,004 I've had to go to the nurse three times this week 280 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,339 with blisters and bunions and bruises. 281 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,108 Oh, my. 282 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,410 And no one's followed my fashionHmm.d, anyway. 283 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,546 (GASPS) I stand corrected. 284 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,048 Looking good, Nurse Nancy. 285 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,583 Now, let's talk about that pantsuit. 286 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:29,156 Okay, now about you and Ravi. 287 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:32,325 Listen, you never turn your back on family. 288 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,327 Especially my family, 'cause they're all packing heat. 289 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,564 But Ravi embarrassed me. 290 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,032 A lot. 291 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:41,034 Oh, yeah? You think I'm not embarrassed 292 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:41,734 when my grandpa drives around in his pick-up truck 293 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:45,272 lip-synching to Katy Perry? 294 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,174 How about when my Aunt Ruby wears 295 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,341 a "Don't mess with Texas" belly shirt to Thanksgiving? 296 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,477 Every single year. 297 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,047 Ew! 298 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,149 With family, it's all about loyalty. 299 00:16:57,317 --> 00:17:00,253 Okay, okay, I got it. 300 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:03,056 Good. Well, that worked. 301 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:06,359 And I didn't even have to bring up my Uncle Randy and his jump-roping ferrets. 302 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,433 What's up, dudes? Has anyone seen Ravi around? 303 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:17,604 Yeah, I saw him earlier, riding around on the janitor's cart. 304 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,640 Face it, Luke, this kid's weirder than the Boiled Egg Twins. 305 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,248 (GASPS) 306 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:32,619 Hey, you got any smart comments for me today? 307 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,355 Scientists have recently discovered subatomic particles 308 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,324 that can go faster than the speed of light 309 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,526 which threaten to undermine Einstein's theory of relativity. 310 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,196 Too smart? 311 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:48,235 The speed of my fist is about to threaten your teeth. 312 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,503 (IMITATING RAVI'S ACCENT) Wait. I am the one 313 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:53,273 who insulted your womanly mustache. 314 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,609 No, it was me. 315 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,612 It was me, I tell you. 316 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:03,350 Clearly, you are not smart enough to recognize a phony Indian accent. 317 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,218 I insist you pummel me. 318 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,153 Works for me. 319 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,387 (SCREAMS) 320 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,522 No. Leave my little brother alone. 321 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:09,589 ALL: Ooh! 322 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:15,495 Or else what, troll bait? 323 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,630 Or else I'm going to break your mouth-breathing face. 324 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,267 (GROoh.NG) 325 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,174 (NERVOUS LAUGHTER) 326 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,542 Multi-grain! Don't mind if I do. 327 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:38,351 (SCREAMS) It burns! Water! Water! 328 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,487 (ALL LAUGHING) 329 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,555 Ravi, what was in that sandwich? 330 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:46,626 Just bread, mayonnaise, and Indian dragon fire peppers. 331 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,695 One of the hottest peppers in the world. 332 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,697 (SCREAMS) My tongue, it's melting! 333 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,503 Yes, yes, it has that effect. 334 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,505 Wait until the seeds kick in. 335 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,641 (SCREAMS) It burns. 336 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,743 And the seeds kicked in. 337 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,213 (SCREAMS) 338 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:09,616 (CHUCKLES) 339 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,691 Mmm. Delicious. 340 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,693 That was awesome. 341 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,729 But how do you eat that without screaming in pain? 342 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,598 Where I come from, people sleep on beds of nails 343 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,600 and walk on hot coals. 344 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,168 This is nothing. 345 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,475 Thanks, Bro. And I'm sorry if I acted like a jerk. 346 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,311 You did, but I forgive you. 347 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,480 Hey, want to come hang out with me and my friends? 348 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,715 Thank you, but I have a prior engagement. 349 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,284 You are looking at the new 350 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:47,354 recording secretary of the reptile club. 351 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:55,528 Hey, that's cool. 352 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,503 (ALL PANTING) 353 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:11,711 That ghastly little girl kept us all hostage 354 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,446 in a moving sauna. 355 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,682 (EXCLAIMS) 356 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,652 Oh, never mind. 357 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:23,356 There you are, Zuri. Why is it so hot in here? 358 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,625 I find the space heater really moves product. 359 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:29,562 That's basically extortion. 360 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,333 But I made $300. 361 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:34,734 Who says crime doesn't pay? 362 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,405 Let's go get you that doll. 363 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:42,542 I can't. With the ticket, the space heater, 364 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,676 and this super-cute bathing suit, 365 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,712 I think I'm still short. 366 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,517 Ugh. 367 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:57,324 Strange little girl, 368 00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:01,361 I told you no more selling lemonade in the building. 369 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:05,298 Yes, ma'am. I know I was wrong, 370 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:09,302 so to make up for it, I'm giving away free cookies. 371 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:13,840 Really? That Bessie didn't make those, did she? 372 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:16,709 No, they're Ravi's secret recipe. 373 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,611 (CHUCKLES) I shouldn't. 374 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,615 Oh, well. I did power walk today. 375 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:25,552 To the Falafel Hut. (LAUGHS) 376 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:25,752 How dare you judge me! 377 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,758 My arm's getting tired. 378 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:34,894 Well, if you insist. 379 00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:37,664 They're dragon fire chocolate chip. 380 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:38,698 Mmm. (CHUCKLES) 381 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:44,471 Mmm. 382 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:47,740 Hot. Hot. 383 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:48,441 So hot! 384 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,910 Hotter than Anderson Cooper! 385 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,614 (BABBLING) 386 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:58,785 (SCREAMS) I need water! 387 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:02,755 Water won't help. What you need is milk. 388 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:06,426 Milk for sale. Milk for sale. Ten dollars a cup. 389 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,461 (GASPING) 390 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:17,437 I can't believe I wasted all that time on lemonade. 391 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,845 (GASPS) 392 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,548 Hey. Those are my shoes! 393 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:29,849 Oh, relax. I'm just borrowing them until you're 18. 394 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:34,654 Let me show you how it's done. 395 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,656 Take notes.