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JESSIE: Who wants
fresh raspberries?
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Earlier, I saw Emma
balancing one of these
on the tip of her nose.
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That wasn't a raspberry.
She has a zit the size
of a Chihuahua.
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(ZURI LAUGHS)
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Not a raspberry?
Then my enthusiastic applause
must have confused her.
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No one notice me,
no one notice me...
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That probably didn't help.
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It's just a little zit.
How bad could it be?
(GASPS) Oh!
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Look at the size
of that... Cloud!
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It looks like my nose
is growing a nose.
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(SCREAMING)
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Look, I'm even
scaring children!
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No, that's not you.
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That's something truly
horrifying, and it's
headed this way.
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Agatha.
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I see you're still
taking care of
these hideous children.
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And I see your tooth
is still trying to escape.
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Is that the nasty nanny
who tried to get Jessie
fired
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with her Toddler
Tattler blog?
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Mmm-hmm.
Someone should drop
a house on that.
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Agatha, please.
I just got to town.
I have nowhere to stay.
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There is just not
enough room for you.
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But, Agatha, your
apartment is huge.
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I'm talking about New York!
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Hi, I'm Jessie.
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I'm Angela.
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I too have gone face
to mole with Agatha.
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Or as I call her...
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Well, I can't tell you
what I call her because
there are children present.
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Agatha's always been
a bit harsh.
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And I'd know better
than anyone.
We're twin sisters.
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Holy Olsen!
But you're so...
And she's so...
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* Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* It feels like a party
every day
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* My whole world is changing
Turning around
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* They got me going crazy
the ground're shaking
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* But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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* And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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* Hey Jessie
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* Hey Jessie
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* It feels like a party
every day
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* Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie *
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Ooh, it says
thing is 1300 pounds.his
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Emma, your zit might
freight elevator.
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Emma, kudos for keeping
endless torrent of taunting.
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I'm just waiting
away.he can't get
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(LUKE SCREAMS)
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Hey, Tony,
this is Angela.
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Oh, nice to meet you.
what has two thumbs
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and is looking forward
to our date? This guy!
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(LAUGHING)
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That never gets old.
have planned?u
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It's a super secret.
On a totally unrelated topic,
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I need to know what size
bowling shoe you wear.
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Six and a half.
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Okay, fine, an eight. Narrow!
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Mmm, this pasta
is superb!
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Angela, it's such
a pleasure cooking
for someone
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who appreciates fine cuisine.
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Feeding the mob around here
is like lobbing mackerel
to performing penguins.
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Luke Ross is trying
to break clear
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coming out of turn three!
He's trading paint
with the leaders!
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(SCREAMS)
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And suddenly, Luke Ross'
car is making a pit stop.
Until 2020.
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(GROANING)
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Go read a book.
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Sorry, Angela,
I didn't warn you
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that being in this house
could be hazardous.
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Oh, I'm used to danger.
I grew up with Agatha.
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I was supposed
to be born first,
but she grabbed my cord
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and then yanked
me back in.
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So, I'm guessing
you're an outie.
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Jessie, you're so lucky
to be living in such
a beautiful home
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with such wonderful children.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go find a comfy
park bench to sleep on.
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Oh, Angela, I can't
let you sleep
on a park bench.
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Oh, do you have
a refrigerator box
I could borrow?
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That would be lovely.
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No, I mean, I'd have
to check with my bosses,
but I'm sure
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they wouldn't mind
if you stayed here
with us for a few days.
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That would be brilliant!
Are you sure it would be
okay with them?
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Oh, absolutely.
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Considering they let
Jessie live here, the bar
isn't exactly set high.
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(CHUCKLES)
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We kid like that
all the time.
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I wasn't kidding!
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Emma Ross for a facial.
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Okay, Emma. I promise you,
this will pummel your
pimple problem.
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Thanks, Jessie.
You should make an
appointment, too.
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Maybe they could do
something about that.
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A day spa? In your building?
What next, a water park
on the roof?
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Oh, look. Ravi teaches
this yoga class to make
video game money.
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All right, ladies,
our next position
is upward dog,
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but my assistant
and I like to call it
upward lizard.
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Let's try it.
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Okay. But watch out
for Ravi's assistant.
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When he adjusts you,
he leaves teeth marks.
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Our next position
is called the eagle pose.
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And it takes
a little bit
of talon-t.
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(LAUGHING)
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Thank you.
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I think there's a vent
blowing on me.
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Don't worry, Jessie.
You'll get the
hang of it.
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You know, Angela,
I can't get over
how nice you are,
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My sister is a total witch?
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Exactly!
Her grocery list is bread,
milk, and eye of newt.
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Uh...
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8:30! My alarm didn't go off!
Cold floor! Cold floor!
Oh! Longhorn slippers!
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(SLIPPERS MOOING)
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Kids! Get up! We're late!
Forget breakfast!
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Suck on whatever's
stuck in your teeth
from last night's dinner.
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Oh, shut up!
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Bertram!
Get the lunches ready.
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The kids...
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Got down here really fast.
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Do we have a fireman's
pole I don't know about?
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Jessie, since you hadn't
woken yet, I thought
I'd step in and make
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the kids breakfast.
I hope you don't mind.
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No, no, that's fine.
Thank you.
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Uh, Emma, while I was
asleep, did you rob
a stagecoach?
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(ALL SHUDDER)
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Yikes! I mean,
what's up, Emma?
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This is from the facial
you recommended.
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My face looks like
a baboon's butt.
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Well, yeah!
Oh, but today
it has a rash.
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Emma, you are beautiful,
as always.
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But I am trying to eat,
so if you could
just turn away...
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Don't you worry, Emma.
Use this organic cream
I made for you.
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It will cleanse your skin,
and your colon.
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Thank you?
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Zuri, you can't
eat ice cream
for breakfast!
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But it's in a waffle cone.
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Hope you don't mind, Jessie.
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When she eats it,
her eyes light up.
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Yeah, that's called
sugar shock.
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Okay, everyone,
let's get going.
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Oh, don't worry, love.
I'll take them down
to the bus.
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That's okay, Angela.
I'm the nanny,
that's my job.
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Don't be silly.
Right now, your job
is to just sit and relax.
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But that's already
Bertram's job.
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I'll teach you
everything I know.
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All right, children,
time for school!
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(ALL WHISTLING)
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Uh, okay! Have a great
day. I'll take you
to the park later.
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Actually, Nanny Angela
has offered to take us
rolling on skates.
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"Nanny Angela"?
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Jessie, thanks to you,
I finally feel like
I have a sister,
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and not one who shaves
my head in the middle
of the night.
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Let's go, my little
ducklings!
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She calls us her ducklings.
It's our thing.
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(ALL QUACKING)
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Bertram, do you think
the kids like Angela
better than me?
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Oh, don't be silly.
We all like Angela
better than you.
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(QUACKS)
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Hello, Jessie.
You're looking
a bit glum.
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Oh, I don't care why.
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I'm just enjoying it.
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As usual, you're just
a little ray of hate.
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So, I've noticed
on my BuddyPage
that my sister Angela
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is staying with you.
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You Of course.es?
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Well, buddy.
And 600 pending.
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I wouldn't hold my breath.
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And for the record,
your sister has been a
wonderful house guest.
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Oh, she won't be
a guest for long.
Be warned, Jessie!
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Angela always gets what
she wants, and right now,
she wants a cushy job
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working for a celebrity
couple in a swanky Upper
West Side penthouse!
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She put all that
in her status update?
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No, you silly git!
That's what Angela does.
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She's evil, I tell you! Evil!
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Oh, no. No.
You are the evil one.
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You are the Darth Vader
to her Luke Skywalker.
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But at least Darth Vader had
the decency to wear a mask.
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Fine, but let me
ask you this.
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Is she ingratiating
herself into the family?
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Flattering people?
Making herself
indispensable?
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Well, sorta-ish...
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She's the reason
I left England!
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I was the nanny
to Lord Taylor.
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Angela came to visit
for the weekend,
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next thing you know,
I was sacked!
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You got fired?
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No, they threw me out
in a sack!
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HHey, Tony.!
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Look, I've got some good
news and some bad news.
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Which do you want
to hear first?
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Actually, I could really
use some good news.
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Oh. Well, now that
I think about it,
it's really just bad news.
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Look, is it okay if
we take a rain check
on our date tonight?
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Why? Did the bowling alley
run out of shoe freshener?
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Whoa, shoe freshener?
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What, are we bowling
at the White House?
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No, Angela asked me
to help her pick up
her stuff.
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Angela? Why do you have
to help Angela tonight?
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Well, she can't pay
to store her stuff anymore
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and they're gonna
throw it all out tomorrow.
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She said you'd be
okay with it.
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She did?
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Yeah, she went on and on
about how understanding
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and sweet and generous
you are.
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Well, that does sound like me.
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Okay, go for it.
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Hey, where's
she moving, anyway?
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Into your place.
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What? That's news to me.
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Well, then I do
have good news!
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Bertram, why is
Angela moving in
to our penthouse?
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Um, because it would be
odd if the live-in maid
didn't live in.
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Morgan and Christina
approved it.
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Wait, they know
about Angela?
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Yeah, the kids have been
texting them nonstop
about how much they love her.
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And besides, I need
some help around here.
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Why? You need someone
to spot you while you nap?
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Yes. Sometimes my head
falls forward and
I wake up with a crick.
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(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
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Hey, guys. So, did you
have fun roller skating?
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Yes. The two minutes
I was not facedown
on the concrete
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were quite enjoyable.
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Awesome!
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Angela's the greatest.
She taught me
how to do this.
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It's cooler when
you're on wheels.
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And look! Thanks
to Angela's cream,
my face is back to normal.
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You say that like
it's a good thing.
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Oh! And check this out.
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I got him that.
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He was just so sad
when you took away his car.
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Angela is a giver.
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Great! Great news!
All great news.
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Speaking
of great news, Angela,
I hear you're moving in.
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Yes! It's all
so exciting and it
came out of nowhere!
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(CHUCKLING)
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Yeah, like a hungry crocodile
on a gimpy gazelle.
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I cannot wait until
tomorrow morning.
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Angela says for breakfast
she is going to make
toad in the hole.
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Which I hope does not
involve an actual toad.
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Well, you know, I would have
made you a delicious
breakfast this morning
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if the power hadn't
gone out and messed up
my alarm clock.
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All of our alarm
clocks worked.
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Maybe the power just
went out in your room.
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Or maybe Angela
unplugged my alarm clock
in the middle of the night!
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Evil Agatha was
trying to help me?
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Huh.
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I did not see that coming.
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Apparently, I don't see
a lot of things coming.
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Peek-a-boo!
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I always win this game.
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Oh, don't worry.
It'll wear off.
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It might help to think
about puppies.
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So, Agatha, remember
what you told me about
your sister and how
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she was all evil?
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Well, funny story...
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You didn't believe me
and now you realize
I was right. The end.
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Your sister is
stealing my life!
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Please help me get rid of her.
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I would be delighted to,
except for one
small thing.
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I don't particularly
like you.
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But you don't like
Angela even more.
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And the sister of my enemy
is my... Or is it the enemy
of my sister...
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The evil twin sister
of my enemy is...
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Is the girl that...
You know what I'm saying.
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Yes. I was right,
and I told you so.
Ta-ta.
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Please, is there any way
I could get you to help me?
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Well, you could appeal
to my better nature.
Oh, wait, I don't have one!
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(CACKLING)
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(SNORTS)
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That girl must be
part hyena.
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(LAUGHING)
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Zuri, chill out.
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I can't help it,
she's tickling
my dogs!
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These warm rocks
are delightful on my
tootsies.
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I bet Jessie doesn't take
you girls for pedicures.
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I don't think Jessie even
knows what a pedicure is.
Have you seen her toes?
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She could cut an apple
with those nails!
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I wouldn't want
to eat that apple.
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Well, if I were your nanny,
I would make sure
you had everything,
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from a pimple-free
nose to perfectly
pampered toes.
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(BOTH SIGHING)
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Okay, Angela, I know
what you're doing!
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Oh look, girls,
Jessie does know
what a pedicure is.
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I'm not talking about
trying to get rid
of your corns.
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I'm talking about
trying to get rid of me!
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Jessie, that's silly.
We're friends.
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Oh, sure, outside you seem
all sweet and charming
with your fancy English accent
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(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
sounding like
Scary Poppins.
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But inside, you are
evil and nasty!
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Like someone who is
English and evil and nasty!
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SiYes, him!l?
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00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,445
Maybe you should
just calm down.
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I am calm!
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(BOTH GASP))
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(WHIMPERING)
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Very well. I've tried
to be nice, but if you
want to play dirty...
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(SIGHS)
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No, no, no!
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Ew, foot water.
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00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,069
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
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(GASPS)
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00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:21,074
All right.
That's it, you no-good
job stealer.
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I'm about to knock you
on your crumpet!
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And I'm coming down on you
like the duke of Wellington
on Napoleon's hussars!
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00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:30,150
I have no idea
what you just said!
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00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:34,187
Things are
about to get ugly
in the beauty salon.
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00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,458
(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Okay, you horrid
little hobbit!
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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You broke my nail!
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One down,
nine more to go!
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Ladies, ladies, please.
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T(EXCLAIMS)
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HeyWhat?sie!
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00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,431
Whoa!
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(SCREAMS)
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I thought you said
my sister was here.
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I don't see her.
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00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,577
There she is.
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00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,446
Hey, I'm finally starting
to see the resemblance
between you two.
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00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,417
Looks like a fight.
I wonder who with.
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00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:44,457
It's Jessie! Even squished,
she looks adorable.
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00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,360
(BOTH SCREAMING)
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00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,528
JESSIE: Ow! Ow! Ow!
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00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,570
Okay, I should probably
break this up.
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00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,472
Or webcast it.
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00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:05,712
By the authority vested
in me by the Fairfield
condo board,
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I place you two under
building arrest!
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00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,554
Oh, no, they did not.
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(WHISTLES)
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00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,592
Looks like things
just got even uglier.
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Agatha, what are
you doing here?
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00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:28,368
Well, right now I am
just enjoying how silly
you both look.
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00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,303
(LAUGHING)
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00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,338
(SNORTS)
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00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:35,542
Is there a goat dying in here?
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00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,645
I am sick and tired
of Angela getting
everything she wants,
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no matter who
she stomps on.
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00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,451
I really don't see
how this is any of
your business.
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00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,918
I'm through with your lies.
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00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:50,457
Listen up, children,
Angela has been sabotaging
Jessie to win you over
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and take her job.
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00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,593
Don't believe her!
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00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,628
Why would Agatha
lie to help me?
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00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,564
That's true, I hate her.
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00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:58,698
See?
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00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,235
This is ridiculous!
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00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:04,737
Agatha has always
been jealous of me.
And you can see why.
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00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,506
Okay, Agatha may be...
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Not traditionally pretty.
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00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,312
But that doesn't mean
she's making this up.
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00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:16,516
Oh, come on, guys, you know
you would rather have me
as your nanny than this ninny.
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00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,418
Excuse me?
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00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:21,621
Come on, Zuri, I let
you have ice cream
for breakfast!
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00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,290
Who cares!
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00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:29,429
We love Jessie.
And I can sneak
ice cream without you.
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00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:31,731
Not that I do that.
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And you know what?
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00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:41,841
I'm a one-nanny guy.
Oh, just to be clear,
that nanny is Jessie.
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00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,713
Emma, I helped you
get rid of your pimple.
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00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,716
I can't believe I'm
saying this, but I'd rather
have another pimple
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00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:50,850
than lose Jessie.
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00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,455
That goes double
for me and Mr. Kipling.
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00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,026
I love you guys.
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00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,430
Fine! I don't want
to spend another minute
with you brats anyway!
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00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,997
(ALL GASP)
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00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:08,668
Ta-ta, Angela. (IN BRITISH
ACCENT) Don't let the door
hit you on the way out.
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00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,303
On second thought,
let it hit you.
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00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:14,841
(SCREAMS)
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00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:18,478
(SCREAMING)
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot rock! Hot rock!
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00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,616
Serves you right!
(LAUGHS) (SNORTS)
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00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,854
You guys are the best. Hugs!
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00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,088
Maybe later.
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00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,723
I'm gMe too!r it!
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00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:32,759
(ALL SCREAM)
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00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,297
Okay, whose
hand is that?
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00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,500
Oh, it's mine.
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00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,873
Ravi, this is actually
kind of cool.
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00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:50,743
Yes, yoga is great
and body.the mind
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00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:53,613
BERTRAM: I think
I did something wrong.
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00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:59,819
Congratulations,
the cosmic pretzel!ing