1 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,041 JESSIE: Who wants fresh raspberries? 2 00:00:07,075 --> 00:00:11,545 Earlier, I saw Emma balancing one of these on the tip of her nose. 3 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:15,216 That wasn't a raspberry. She has a zit the size of a Chihuahua. 4 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:17,185 (ZURI LAUGHS) 5 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:22,090 Not a raspberry? Then my enthusiastic applause must have confused her. 6 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:27,295 No one notice me, no one notice me... 7 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:29,563 That probably didn't help. 8 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:35,603 It's just a little zit. How bad could it be? (GASPS) Oh! 9 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:39,407 Look at the size of that... Cloud! 10 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,375 It looks like my nose is growing a nose. 11 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,478 (SCREAMING) 12 00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:47,047 Look, I'm even scaring children! 13 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:49,350 No, that's not you. 14 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,620 That's something truly horrifying, and it's headed this way. 15 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:55,156 Agatha. 16 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:59,160 I see you're still taking care of these hideous children. 17 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:02,496 And I see your tooth is still trying to escape. 18 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:10,571 Is that the nasty nanny who tried to get Jessie fired 19 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,640 with her Toddler Tattler blog? 20 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:17,578 Mmm-hmm. Someone should drop a house on that. 21 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:21,482 Agatha, please. I just got to town. I have nowhere to stay. 22 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:24,385 There is just not enough room for you. 23 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:27,388 But, Agatha, your apartment is huge. 24 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,557 I'm talking about New York! 25 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:37,131 Hi, I'm Jessie. 26 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:38,466 I'm Angela. 27 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:40,568 I too have gone face to mole with Agatha. 28 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,137 Or as I call her... 29 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:47,475 Well, I can't tell you what I call her because there are children present. 30 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,477 Agatha's always been a bit harsh. 31 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:52,480 And I'd know better than anyone. We're twin sisters. 32 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:57,218 Holy Olsen! But you're so... And she's so... 33 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,423 * Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh 34 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:06,194 * Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 35 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:09,563 * It feels like a party every day 36 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:13,301 * Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 37 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:16,704 * But they keep on pulling me every which way 38 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:20,174 * Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 39 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:24,212 * My whole world is changing Turning around 40 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:27,915 * They got me going crazy the ground're shaking 41 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:31,552 * But they took a chance on the new girl in town 42 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:34,588 * And I don't want to let them down, down, down 43 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:38,559 * Hey Jessie 44 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:42,330 * Hey Jessie 45 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:45,666 * It feels like a party every day 46 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:49,603 * Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie * 47 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:58,346 Ooh, it says thing is 1300 pounds.his 48 00:02:58,379 --> 00:03:02,216 Emma, your zit might freight elevator. 49 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:07,221 Emma, kudos for keeping endless torrent of taunting. 50 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:08,789 I'm just waiting away.he can't get 51 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:11,325 (LUKE SCREAMS) 52 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:15,296 Hey, Tony, this is Angela. 53 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:19,233 Oh, nice to meet you. what has two thumbs 54 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:21,635 and is looking forward to our date? This guy! 55 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,237 (LAUGHING) 56 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:26,774 That never gets old. have planned?u 57 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:31,245 It's a super secret. On a totally unrelated topic, 58 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:33,681 I need to know what size bowling shoe you wear. 59 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,284 Six and a half. 60 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,420 Okay, fine, an eight. Narrow! 61 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,793 Mmm, this pasta is superb! 62 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:48,429 Angela, it's such a pleasure cooking for someone 63 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:51,365 who appreciates fine cuisine. 64 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:55,436 Feeding the mob around here is like lobbing mackerel to performing penguins. 65 00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:58,639 Luke Ross is trying to break clear 66 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:02,610 coming out of turn three! He's trading paint with the leaders! 67 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:03,644 (SCREAMS) 68 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:12,686 And suddenly, Luke Ross' car is making a pit stop. Until 2020. 69 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,422 (GROANING) 70 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:15,456 Go read a book. 71 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:19,026 Sorry, Angela, I didn't warn you 72 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,561 that being in this house could be hazardous. 73 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,297 Oh, I'm used to danger. I grew up with Agatha. 74 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:25,833 I was supposed to be born first, but she grabbed my cord 75 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:28,569 and then yanked me back in. 76 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:32,573 So, I'm guessing you're an outie. 77 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:36,844 Jessie, you're so lucky to be living in such a beautiful home 78 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:39,413 with such wonderful children. 79 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:44,418 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find a comfy park bench to sleep on. 80 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:48,322 Oh, Angela, I can't let you sleep on a park bench. 81 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:50,724 Oh, do you have a refrigerator box I could borrow? 82 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:53,327 That would be lovely. 83 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:56,397 No, I mean, I'd have to check with my bosses, but I'm sure 84 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:58,065 they wouldn't mind if you stayed here with us for a few days. 85 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:01,469 That would be brilliant! Are you sure it would be okay with them? 86 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:03,437 Oh, absolutely. 87 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:07,375 Considering they let Jessie live here, the bar isn't exactly set high. 88 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,109 (CHUCKLES) 89 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,511 We kid like that all the time. 90 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:11,545 I wasn't kidding! 91 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:19,487 Emma Ross for a facial. 92 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,723 Okay, Emma. I promise you, this will pummel your pimple problem. 93 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:26,093 Thanks, Jessie. You should make an appointment, too. 94 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:29,563 Maybe they could do something about that. 95 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:37,638 A day spa? In your building? What next, a water park on the roof? 96 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:41,742 Oh, look. Ravi teaches this yoga class to make video game money. 97 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:46,647 All right, ladies, our next position is upward dog, 98 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,850 but my assistant and I like to call it upward lizard. 99 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:53,086 Let's try it. 100 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,822 Okay. But watch out for Ravi's assistant. 101 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,757 When he adjusts you, he leaves teeth marks. 102 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:02,663 Our next position is called the eagle pose. 103 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:06,400 And it takes a little bit of talon-t. 104 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:08,436 (LAUGHING) 105 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:09,503 Thank you. 106 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,577 I think there's a vent blowing on me. 107 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:19,547 Don't worry, Jessie. You'll get the hang of it. 108 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:22,683 You know, Angela, I can't get over how nice you are, 109 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:25,686 My sister is a total witch? 110 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:29,490 Exactly! Her grocery list is bread, milk, and eye of newt. 111 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:32,726 Uh... 112 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:49,409 8:30! My alarm didn't go off! Cold floor! Cold floor! Oh! Longhorn slippers! 113 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,581 (SLIPPERS MOOING) 114 00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:02,856 Kids! Get up! We're late! Forget breakfast! 115 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:07,495 Suck on whatever's stuck in your teeth from last night's dinner. 116 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:10,498 Oh, shut up! 117 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:14,835 Bertram! Get the lunches ready. 118 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,470 The kids... 119 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:19,673 Got down here really fast. 120 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:22,543 Do we have a fireman's pole I don't know about? 121 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:25,479 Jessie, since you hadn't woken yet, I thought I'd step in and make 122 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:28,816 the kids breakfast. I hope you don't mind. 123 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:31,885 No, no, that's fine. Thank you. 124 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:35,856 Uh, Emma, while I was asleep, did you rob a stagecoach? 125 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:37,791 (ALL SHUDDER) 126 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:43,764 Yikes! I mean, what's up, Emma? 127 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,899 This is from the facial you recommended. 128 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:48,902 My face looks like a baboon's butt. 129 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:51,772 Well, yeah! Oh, but today it has a rash. 130 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:57,645 Emma, you are beautiful, as always. 131 00:07:57,678 --> 00:08:00,013 But I am trying to eat, so if you could just turn away... 132 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:04,918 Don't you worry, Emma. Use this organic cream I made for you. 133 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:08,021 It will cleanse your skin, and your colon. 134 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,558 Thank you? 135 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:16,697 Zuri, you can't eat ice cream for breakfast! 136 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,832 But it's in a waffle cone. 137 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,669 Hope you don't mind, Jessie. 138 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,804 When she eats it, her eyes light up. 139 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,639 Yeah, that's called sugar shock. 140 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:27,908 Okay, everyone, let's get going. 141 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:30,644 Oh, don't worry, love. I'll take them down to the bus. 142 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:33,046 That's okay, Angela. I'm the nanny, that's my job. 143 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:37,017 Don't be silly. Right now, your job is to just sit and relax. 144 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,619 But that's already Bertram's job. 145 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:43,591 I'll teach you everything I know. 146 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,626 All right, children, time for school! 147 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:47,895 (ALL WHISTLING) 148 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,336 Uh, okay! Have a great day. I'll take you to the park later. 149 00:08:56,369 --> 00:09:00,741 Actually, Nanny Angela has offered to take us rolling on skates. 150 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,611 "Nanny Angela"? 151 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:07,615 Jessie, thanks to you, I finally feel like I have a sister, 152 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:09,883 and not one who shaves my head in the middle of the night. 153 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,621 Let's go, my little ducklings! 154 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:17,658 She calls us her ducklings. It's our thing. 155 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,092 (ALL QUACKING) 156 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:26,734 Bertram, do you think the kids like Angela better than me? 157 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:31,872 Oh, don't be silly. We all like Angela better than you. 158 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:33,774 (QUACKS) 159 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:46,654 Hello, Jessie. You're looking a bit glum. 160 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,956 Oh, I don't care why. 161 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,924 I'm just enjoying it. 162 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:56,196 As usual, you're just a little ray of hate. 163 00:09:57,798 --> 00:10:02,636 So, I've noticed on my BuddyPage that my sister Angela 164 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:03,671 is staying with you. 165 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,739 You Of course.es? 166 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:09,176 Well, buddy. And 600 pending. 167 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:13,013 I wouldn't hold my breath. 168 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,849 And for the record, your sister has been a wonderful house guest. 169 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:19,086 Oh, she won't be a guest for long. Be warned, Jessie! 170 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:23,791 Angela always gets what she wants, and right now, she wants a cushy job 171 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:28,662 working for a celebrity couple in a swanky Upper West Side penthouse! 172 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,030 She put all that in her status update? 173 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,101 No, you silly git! That's what Angela does. 174 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,804 She's evil, I tell you! Evil! 175 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,706 Oh, no. No. You are the evil one. 176 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:41,441 You are the Darth Vader to her Luke Skywalker. 177 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,211 But at least Darth Vader had the decency to wear a mask. 178 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,880 Fine, but let me ask you this. 179 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:50,784 Is she ingratiating herself into the family? 180 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:55,222 Flattering people? Making herself indispensable? 181 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:58,091 Well, sorta-ish... 182 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,728 She's the reason I left England! 183 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,730 I was the nanny to Lord Taylor. 184 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,698 Angela came to visit for the weekend, 185 00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:05,899 next thing you know, I was sacked! 186 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,067 You got fired? 187 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,169 No, they threw me out in a sack! 188 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:16,143 HHey, Tony.! 189 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,946 Look, I've got some good news and some bad news. 190 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,213 Which do you want to hear first? 191 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:23,216 Actually, I could really use some good news. 192 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:28,021 Oh. Well, now that I think about it, it's really just bad news. 193 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:33,894 Look, is it okay if we take a rain check on our date tonight? 194 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,096 Why? Did the bowling alley run out of shoe freshener? 195 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,766 Whoa, shoe freshener? 196 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:39,967 What, are we bowling at the White House? 197 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,804 No, Angela asked me to help her pick up her stuff. 198 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:46,907 Angela? Why do you have to help Angela tonight? 199 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,876 Well, she can't pay to store her stuff anymore 200 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,744 and they're gonna throw it all out tomorrow. 201 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,846 She said you'd be okay with it. 202 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,281 She did? 203 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:57,150 Yeah, she went on and on about how understanding 204 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,519 and sweet and generous you are. 205 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,121 Well, that does sound like me. 206 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:03,791 Okay, go for it. 207 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,759 Hey, where's she moving, anyway? 208 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:06,794 Into your place. 209 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,162 What? That's news to me. 210 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,898 Well, then I do have good news! 211 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:18,772 Bertram, why is Angela moving in to our penthouse? 212 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,942 Um, because it would be odd if the live-in maid didn't live in. 213 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,812 Morgan and Christina approved it. 214 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,914 Wait, they know about Angela? 215 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:31,284 Yeah, the kids have been texting them nonstop about how much they love her. 216 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,921 And besides, I need some help around here. 217 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:37,925 Why? You need someone to spot you while you nap? 218 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:41,962 Yes. Sometimes my head falls forward and I wake up with a crick. 219 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,965 (CHILDREN LAUGHING) 220 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:50,971 Hey, guys. So, did you have fun roller skating? 221 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:54,007 Yes. The two minutes I was not facedown on the concrete 222 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,876 were quite enjoyable. 223 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,044 Awesome! 224 00:12:57,077 --> 00:13:00,848 Angela's the greatest. She taught me how to do this. 225 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,953 It's cooler when you're on wheels. 226 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:09,923 And look! Thanks to Angela's cream, my face is back to normal. 227 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,191 You say that like it's a good thing. 228 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:13,861 Oh! And check this out. 229 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,000 I got him that. 230 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,235 He was just so sad when you took away his car. 231 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,338 Angela is a giver. 232 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,177 Great! Great news! All great news. 233 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:34,381 Speaking of great news, Angela, I hear you're moving in. 234 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,885 Yes! It's all so exciting and it came out of nowhere! 235 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,020 (CHUCKLING) 236 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:44,257 Yeah, like a hungry crocodile on a gimpy gazelle. 237 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,593 I cannot wait until tomorrow morning. 238 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:51,131 Angela says for breakfast she is going to make toad in the hole. 239 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:54,902 Which I hope does not involve an actual toad. 240 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:58,005 Well, you know, I would have made you a delicious breakfast this morning 241 00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,373 if the power hadn't gone out and messed up my alarm clock. 242 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,876 All of our alarm clocks worked. 243 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:05,078 Maybe the power just went out in your room. 244 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:11,418 Or maybe Angela unplugged my alarm clock in the middle of the night! 245 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,323 Evil Agatha was trying to help me? 246 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,191 Huh. 247 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,093 I did not see that coming. 248 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,465 Apparently, I don't see a lot of things coming. 249 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,306 Peek-a-boo! 250 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,377 I always win this game. 251 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,083 Oh, don't worry. It'll wear off. 252 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,952 It might help to think about puppies. 253 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:52,259 So, Agatha, remember what you told me about your sister and how 254 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,460 she was all evil? 255 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,362 Well, funny story... 256 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,998 You didn't believe me and now you realize I was right. The end. 257 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,234 Your sister is stealing my life! 258 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,270 Please help me get rid of her. 259 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,339 I would be delighted to, except for one small thing. 260 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,441 I don't particularly like you. 261 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,477 But you don't like Angela even more. 262 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:14,047 And the sister of my enemy is my... Or is it the enemy of my sister... 263 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,016 The evil twin sister of my enemy is... 264 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,385 Is the girl that... You know what I'm saying. 265 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:22,489 Yes. I was right, and I told you so. Ta-ta. 266 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:26,093 Please, is there any way I could get you to help me? 267 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:32,232 Well, you could appeal to my better nature. Oh, wait, I don't have one! 268 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,266 (CACKLING) 269 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,335 (SNORTS) 270 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,239 That girl must be part hyena. 271 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,412 (LAUGHING) 272 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,215 Zuri, chill out. 273 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,484 I can't help it, she's tickling my dogs! 274 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:56,389 These warm rocks are delightful on my tootsies. 275 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,992 I bet Jessie doesn't take you girls for pedicures. 276 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:02,996 I don't think Jessie even knows what a pedicure is. Have you seen her toes? 277 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,497 She could cut an apple with those nails! 278 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,567 I wouldn't want to eat that apple. 279 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:13,073 Well, if I were your nanny, I would make sure you had everything, 280 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,442 from a pimple-free nose to perfectly pampered toes. 281 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:17,244 (BOTH SIGHING) 282 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,348 Okay, Angela, I know what you're doing! 283 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:25,385 Oh look, girls, Jessie does know what a pedicure is. 284 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:28,255 I'm not talking about trying to get rid of your corns. 285 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,257 I'm talking about trying to get rid of me! 286 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,891 Jessie, that's silly. We're friends. 287 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:37,564 Oh, sure, outside you seem all sweet and charming with your fancy English accent 288 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,333 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) sounding like Scary Poppins. 289 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:44,171 But inside, you are evil and nasty! 290 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:48,075 Like someone who is English and evil and nasty! 291 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,442 SiYes, him!l? 292 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,445 Maybe you should just calm down. 293 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:53,546 I am calm! 294 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,581 (BOTH GASP)) 295 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,483 (WHIMPERING) 296 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:04,224 Very well. I've tried to be nice, but if you want to play dirty... 297 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,558 (SIGHS) 298 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,028 No, no, no! 299 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,300 Ew, foot water. 300 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,069 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 301 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,837 (GASPS) 302 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:21,074 All right. That's it, you no-good job stealer. 303 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,675 I'm about to knock you on your crumpet! 304 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,346 And I'm coming down on you like the duke of Wellington on Napoleon's hussars! 305 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:30,150 I have no idea what you just said! 306 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:34,187 Things are about to get ugly in the beauty salon. 307 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,458 (BOTH SCREAMING) 308 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,564 Okay, you horrid little hobbit! 309 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,176 (BOTH GRUNTING) 310 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,581 You broke my nail! 311 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,316 One down, nine more to go! 312 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,418 Ladies, ladies, please. 313 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,453 T(EXCLAIMS) 314 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,230 HeyWhat?sie! 315 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,431 Whoa! 316 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,400 (SCREAMS) 317 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,504 I thought you said my sister was here. 318 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,705 I don't see her. 319 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,577 There she is. 320 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,446 Hey, I'm finally starting to see the resemblance between you two. 321 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,417 Looks like a fight. I wonder who with. 322 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:44,457 It's Jessie! Even squished, she looks adorable. 323 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,360 (BOTH SCREAMING) 324 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,528 JESSIE: Ow! Ow! Ow! 325 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,570 Okay, I should probably break this up. 326 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,472 Or webcast it. 327 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:05,712 By the authority vested in me by the Fairfield condo board, 328 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,315 I place you two under building arrest! 329 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,554 Oh, no, they did not. 330 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,590 (WHISTLES) 331 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,592 Looks like things just got even uglier. 332 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:24,597 Agatha, what are you doing here? 333 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:28,368 Well, right now I am just enjoying how silly you both look. 334 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,303 (LAUGHING) 335 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,338 (SNORTS) 336 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:35,542 Is there a goat dying in here? 337 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,645 I am sick and tired of Angela getting everything she wants, 338 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,647 no matter who she stomps on. 339 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,451 I really don't see how this is any of your business. 340 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,918 I'm through with your lies. 341 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:50,457 Listen up, children, Angela has been sabotaging Jessie to win you over 342 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,691 and take her job. 343 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,593 Don't believe her! 344 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,628 Why would Agatha lie to help me? 345 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,564 That's true, I hate her. 346 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:58,698 See? 347 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,235 This is ridiculous! 348 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:04,737 Agatha has always been jealous of me. And you can see why. 349 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,506 Okay, Agatha may be... 350 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:10,643 Not traditionally pretty. 351 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,312 But that doesn't mean she's making this up. 352 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:16,516 Oh, come on, guys, you know you would rather have me as your nanny than this ninny. 353 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,418 Excuse me? 354 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:21,621 Come on, Zuri, I let you have ice cream for breakfast! 355 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,290 Who cares! 356 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:29,429 We love Jessie. And I can sneak ice cream without you. 357 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:31,731 Not that I do that. 358 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,435 And you know what? 359 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:41,841 I'm a one-nanny guy. Oh, just to be clear, that nanny is Jessie. 360 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,713 Emma, I helped you get rid of your pimple. 361 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,716 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'd rather have another pimple 362 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:50,850 than lose Jessie. 363 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,455 That goes double for me and Mr. Kipling. 364 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,026 I love you guys. 365 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,430 Fine! I don't want to spend another minute with you brats anyway! 366 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,997 (ALL GASP) 367 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:08,668 Ta-ta, Angela. (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Don't let the door hit you on the way out. 368 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,303 On second thought, let it hit you. 369 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:14,841 (SCREAMS) 370 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:18,478 (SCREAMING) Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot rock! Hot rock! 371 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,616 Serves you right! (LAUGHS) (SNORTS) 372 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,854 You guys are the best. Hugs! 373 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,088 Maybe later. 374 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,723 I'm gMe too!r it! 375 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:32,759 (ALL SCREAM) 376 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,297 Okay, whose hand is that? 377 00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,500 Oh, it's mine. 378 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,873 Ravi, this is actually kind of cool. 379 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:50,743 Yes, yoga is great and body.the mind 380 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:53,613 BERTRAM: I think I did something wrong. 381 00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:59,819 Congratulations, the cosmic pretzel!ing