1 00:00:06,737 --> 00:00:09,480 I can't believe you're finally going out on your first date with Jessie! 2 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:10,081 Are you nervous? 3 00:00:10,081 --> 00:00:13,284 Naw. This is our fourth first date. 4 00:00:13,284 --> 00:00:13,644 First, I got pepper sprayed, 5 00:00:13,644 --> 00:00:16,347 then she got glued to Chesterfield, 6 00:00:16,347 --> 00:00:19,120 then we both got dumped in mud. 7 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,751 Maybe I should be nervous. 8 00:00:20,751 --> 00:00:24,555 Don't worry, Tony. You know what they say. 9 00:00:24,555 --> 00:00:27,228 Fourth time's the... 10 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:29,330 Time no one goes to the hospital? 11 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:32,733 I'm sure nothing's gonna go wrong this time. 12 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:35,266 Remember, girls love a gentleman, 13 00:00:35,266 --> 00:00:38,309 so offer her your jacket if she gets cold. 14 00:00:38,309 --> 00:00:39,540 But what if I get cold? 15 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,743 Do you want to be comfortable or in a relationship? 16 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:44,145 Because you can't have both. 17 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:49,550 Hey, Tony. Happy fourth first-date! 18 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:52,553 Aw, really? I'm sorry, I didn't get you anything. 19 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,225 Oh, don't worry. It's just a little something I made. 20 00:00:54,225 --> 00:00:57,358 Ta-da! 21 00:00:57,358 --> 00:01:01,692 Wow, Jessie! No girl's ever skinned a coyote for me before. 22 00:01:01,692 --> 00:01:05,266 It's a scarf, silly! Coyote season is not until April. 23 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,738 Here. 24 00:01:07,738 --> 00:01:09,440 There! It looks great. 25 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,342 I love it. Oh. 26 00:01:11,342 --> 00:01:13,073 Wool, right? Yeah, why? 27 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:16,207 Oh, nothing. I'm just a teeny weenie bit allergic to wool. 28 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,210 (GASPING) 29 00:01:20,811 --> 00:01:24,615 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh 30 00:01:24,615 --> 00:01:28,319 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 31 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:32,263 ♪ It feels like a party every day 32 00:01:32,263 --> 00:01:34,665 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 33 00:01:34,665 --> 00:01:39,430 ♪ But they keep on pulling me every which way 34 00:01:39,430 --> 00:01:42,573 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 35 00:01:42,573 --> 00:01:45,336 ♪ My whole world is changing Turning around 36 00:01:45,336 --> 00:01:49,240 ♪ They got me going crazy Yeah, they're shaking the ground 37 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:53,884 ♪ But they took a chance on the new girl in town 38 00:01:53,884 --> 00:01:57,117 ♪ And I don't want to let them down, down, down 39 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:57,748 ♪ Hey Jessie 40 00:02:00,651 --> 00:02:01,652 ♪ Hey Jessie 41 00:02:04,195 --> 00:02:07,828 ♪ It feels like a party every day 42 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:09,830 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪ 43 00:02:16,567 --> 00:02:19,510 Due to inclement weather, the prudent pilot 44 00:02:19,510 --> 00:02:24,445 circles the helipad until informed he can land safely. 45 00:02:25,516 --> 00:02:27,718 Way to live on the edge, Ravi. 46 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,252 Jessie said not to fly too high. 47 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:32,183 Bird strikes can be dangerous. 48 00:02:32,183 --> 00:02:35,155 Dangerous is what makes it fun. 49 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:39,190 Using a toy responsibly is pointless. 50 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:41,932 Kind of like brushing your teeth. 51 00:02:41,932 --> 00:02:43,464 You gotta take a few chances. 52 00:02:44,595 --> 00:02:45,566 You mean like this? 53 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:48,269 Whoo! Fly like the wind! 54 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:49,169 Woot woot! 55 00:02:50,701 --> 00:02:53,444 Wait! Wait! 56 00:02:53,444 --> 00:02:54,305 Oh, no! What are you doing? Bring it back! 57 00:02:54,305 --> 00:02:56,777 I cannot! 58 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:57,848 The wind is blowing it straight toward that billboard! 59 00:02:57,848 --> 00:03:02,483 Brace for impact, tiny imaginary pilot! 60 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:03,654 (CRASHING) BOTH: Ooh! 61 00:03:08,359 --> 00:03:10,791 JESSIE: Tony, I'm so glad the doctor said you're okay. 62 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:15,796 Me, too. It's a weird feeling when your neck's bigger than your head. 63 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:19,530 Look, I probably should have mentioned this sooner, 64 00:03:19,530 --> 00:03:21,972 but I'm sort of a jinx when it comes to dating. 65 00:03:21,972 --> 00:03:23,334 I don't believe that. 66 00:03:23,334 --> 00:03:24,705 Believe it. 67 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,578 Did she tell you about the date when she fell off the donkey? 68 00:03:27,578 --> 00:03:28,909 Or lit a waiter on fire? 69 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:30,741 Or got trapped in a meat locker? 70 00:03:32,583 --> 00:03:35,986 Never break up with a butcher's son. 71 00:03:35,986 --> 00:03:37,648 And those dates lead up to the worst one of all, 72 00:03:39,350 --> 00:03:41,522 my senior prom. 73 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:42,553 But don't ask me... ALL: What happened? 74 00:03:42,553 --> 00:03:44,555 We do not speak of it! 75 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:47,328 Let's just say, 76 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:48,899 the theme was "Under the Sea" 77 00:03:48,899 --> 00:03:53,264 and my humiliation was over the top. 78 00:03:53,264 --> 00:03:56,467 Maybe you'd have better luck if you let Zuri and me plan your date. 79 00:03:56,467 --> 00:03:58,409 Are you serious? 80 00:03:58,409 --> 00:04:01,642 Jessie, you know how I'm not supposed to play with scissors? 81 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,274 Well, dating is your scissors. 82 00:04:03,274 --> 00:04:06,317 And if we don't take it out of your hands, 83 00:04:06,317 --> 00:04:06,817 someone's gonna lose an eye. 84 00:04:14,925 --> 00:04:18,959 (EXCLAIMS NERVOUSLY) Okay, be cool. 85 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:21,392 Be cool. 86 00:04:21,392 --> 00:04:25,436 Just think of the millions before you who have climbed giant teacups and survived. 87 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:27,498 (WHINING) 88 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:37,608 Stupid tiny pilot, you landed upside-down! 89 00:04:37,608 --> 00:04:41,612 And after all that time you spent in tiny flight school. 90 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:54,495 (GRUNTS) Okay then. 91 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:57,928 You leave me no choice but to become a human biscotti. 92 00:04:59,470 --> 00:05:01,672 (SCREAMING) 93 00:05:02,072 --> 00:05:04,435 Ow! 94 00:05:08,639 --> 00:05:10,881 The sweet smell of success! 95 00:05:10,881 --> 00:05:12,082 (SNIFFS) 96 00:05:12,082 --> 00:05:14,445 Oh! 97 00:05:14,445 --> 00:05:16,747 Nope. That is pigeon poop. 98 00:05:20,090 --> 00:05:21,692 (GROANS) 99 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:32,503 (GASPS) My 'copter! Ravi, you did it! 100 00:05:33,504 --> 00:05:34,805 Ravi? 101 00:05:36,807 --> 00:05:39,640 Oh, my gosh, is this all that's left of you? 102 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:50,451 (IMITATING RAVI) "Dear Brother, I hope this note finds you well. 103 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:52,122 "If you would be so kind as to look through the telescope 104 00:05:52,122 --> 00:05:55,586 "in the direction of the giant teacup, 105 00:05:55,586 --> 00:05:58,629 "you will see that I have gotten myself into quite a pickle. 106 00:06:00,731 --> 00:06:02,833 "Best wishes, Ravi." 107 00:06:08,639 --> 00:06:12,473 Oh, man! I'm coming, Ravi! 108 00:06:14,705 --> 00:06:17,708 Jessie and Tony are going to love this date we're planning! 109 00:06:17,708 --> 00:06:19,610 We can call Dad's set decorator for help. 110 00:06:19,610 --> 00:06:21,712 And Chubby the Bear can DJ! 111 00:06:21,712 --> 00:06:25,956 What? You don't need opposable thumbs to spin sick beats. 112 00:06:25,956 --> 00:06:28,419 ♪ Wicka, wicka, fresh Chubbs in the cave 113 00:06:28,419 --> 00:06:30,621 ♪ Put your paws up 114 00:06:30,621 --> 00:06:31,922 BOTH: ♪ Word! ♪ 115 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:35,496 I have no idea how to dress. 116 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,998 Aw, we know, Jessie. 117 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:41,401 Luckily, Tony likes you for you. 118 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,574 No, I mean on this mystery date. 119 00:06:43,574 --> 00:06:45,075 Well, what you got? 120 00:06:47,738 --> 00:06:49,409 Ugh. Hideous. 121 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:49,980 Hideous-er. 122 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:52,813 Oh, table cloth with sleeves. 123 00:06:54,445 --> 00:06:57,848 Hey, you try shopping at the army surplus store. 124 00:06:57,848 --> 00:07:01,121 These are the only outfits that didn't come with ammo pockets. 125 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:04,525 Although a girl on the go can use those for lipsticks. 126 00:07:05,896 --> 00:07:08,428 It's okay. We'll raid Mommy's closet. 127 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:14,164 Gee, guys. How did I ever get myself dressed before I met you? 128 00:07:14,164 --> 00:07:16,436 We wonder about that all the time. 129 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,543 (WHIMPERING) 130 00:07:25,015 --> 00:07:27,518 Ravi! Give me my controller. 131 00:07:30,180 --> 00:07:33,524 I am fine. Thank you so much for asking. 132 00:07:33,524 --> 00:07:34,525 Did you bring a rope? 133 00:07:34,525 --> 00:07:35,786 Nope. A ladder? 134 00:07:35,786 --> 00:07:37,227 Nope. A grappling hook? 135 00:07:37,227 --> 00:07:40,090 Nope. Well, what did you bring? 136 00:07:40,090 --> 00:07:41,562 I have gum. 137 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:45,095 You are an idiot. 138 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:50,841 An idiot with minty fresh breath. 139 00:07:50,841 --> 00:07:52,843 Now, hand me that stick. I'll pull you up. 140 00:07:52,843 --> 00:07:54,074 Okay. 141 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,678 Ew! Is this pigeon poop? 142 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:58,709 Yes, but... 143 00:08:01,752 --> 00:08:03,814 Okay, Plan B. 144 00:08:03,814 --> 00:08:06,587 Just reach up as high as you can and I'll pull you up. 145 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:08,759 Okay. 146 00:08:08,759 --> 00:08:10,190 (BOTH GRUNTING) Come on! Come on! 147 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:10,220 (BOTH SCREAMING) 148 00:08:15,926 --> 00:08:17,628 My hero. 149 00:08:24,775 --> 00:08:27,608 Whoa. What are you wearing? 150 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,239 My Uncle Joey's favorite threads. 151 00:08:29,239 --> 00:08:31,181 And I had to promise him I'd be careful. 152 00:08:31,181 --> 00:08:33,143 He wants to be buried in this suit. 153 00:08:34,585 --> 00:08:36,246 I hope it'll be a closed casket. 154 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,622 So, young man, I need to know... 155 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:43,523 What are your intentions tonight? 156 00:08:44,154 --> 00:08:45,525 To have fun? 157 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,757 Exactly what I was afraid of! 158 00:08:46,757 --> 00:08:51,261 Keep your hands to yourself and have Jessie home by 11. 159 00:08:51,261 --> 00:08:52,633 But I don't even know where we're... 160 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:54,635 Don't you sass me, mister! 161 00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:57,638 What's with the third degree? 162 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:58,939 I thought you liked Tony. 163 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:02,072 I do, but since Jessie's dad isn't here, 164 00:09:02,072 --> 00:09:04,314 it's my job to protect her. 165 00:09:04,314 --> 00:09:05,115 You know what boys are like. 166 00:09:05,115 --> 00:09:07,778 Hey! Some of us are gentlemen. 167 00:09:07,778 --> 00:09:10,581 Yeah, till you get cake in you. 168 00:09:10,581 --> 00:09:12,723 Then you go all crazy. 169 00:09:12,723 --> 00:09:14,785 Actually, Zuri, that's you. 170 00:09:14,785 --> 00:09:16,156 Oh, right. 171 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,662 (GASPS) 172 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:23,093 Wow! 173 00:09:23,093 --> 00:09:24,665 You look... 174 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,897 Wow! 175 00:09:26,897 --> 00:09:29,299 You look pretty "wow" yourself and very blue. 176 00:09:31,141 --> 00:09:33,974 Here, give her this. 177 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:37,978 Uh, look, Jessie, I got you a... 178 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,179 Flower in a to-go box? 179 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,682 It's a corsage. 180 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,313 Pin it on her. 181 00:09:45,916 --> 00:09:49,359 But watch those hands. No wandering fingers. 182 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:53,694 Ow. Ow! 183 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:56,596 Ow. Maybe I will just hold it. Ow! 184 00:09:59,229 --> 00:10:01,832 Don't they make an adorable couple? 185 00:10:01,832 --> 00:10:04,675 Oy. They grow up so fast. 186 00:10:07,077 --> 00:10:09,710 So, this is all very glamorous. 187 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,682 Can you finally tell us where we're going? 188 00:10:11,682 --> 00:10:13,283 Yup. Right this way. 189 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:22,753 Jessie, welcome to your do-over prom! 190 00:10:22,753 --> 00:10:26,226 Wow, this is awesome! 191 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:29,860 Look, she loves it! She's pale with happiness. 192 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,363 I think I'm gonna be sick. 193 00:10:33,363 --> 00:10:34,364 Watch the suit! 194 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,941 Come on, Ravi! You can do it! You can do it! 195 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:42,012 (GRUNTING) 196 00:10:44,374 --> 00:10:45,946 I could not do it. 197 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,750 Well, maybe you could lift me up? 198 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,922 With these noodle arms? 199 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,827 Oh! That can't be good. 200 00:10:56,827 --> 00:10:59,830 The long arm of the gods is coming for us! 201 00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:01,091 (BOTH SCREAMING) 202 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,942 That was awesome! 203 00:11:14,004 --> 00:11:16,877 The heavens are raining their tea-stained tears down upon us! 204 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:21,011 Please, call someone! 205 00:11:21,011 --> 00:11:23,954 No, I will not come help you! 206 00:11:23,954 --> 00:11:27,057 It's the season premiere of Ice Road Butlers. 207 00:11:27,057 --> 00:11:31,321 Jeeves is hauling an 18-wheeler full of doilies across the frozen tundra. 208 00:11:33,123 --> 00:11:35,766 You're where? 209 00:11:35,766 --> 00:11:39,369 What kind of idiots would get themselves stuck in a giant teacup? 210 00:11:39,369 --> 00:11:40,330 (SCREAMS) 211 00:11:42,432 --> 00:11:44,775 Welcome, fellow idiot. 212 00:11:44,775 --> 00:11:46,807 (BOTH LAUGHING) 213 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:47,938 It's more slippery than it looks! 214 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,143 We've got to call someone! 215 00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:55,245 I'm getting claustrophobic 216 00:11:55,245 --> 00:11:58,849 and I don't like being this close to dirty dishes. 217 00:11:58,849 --> 00:11:59,920 Or dirty laundry. Or dirty anything. 218 00:12:00,791 --> 00:12:02,993 Give me that phone! 219 00:12:02,993 --> 00:12:04,454 I'm calling the fire department! 220 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,259 (EXCLAIMING) 221 00:12:11,401 --> 00:12:13,233 My phone! 222 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,906 Now how are we going to call anyone for help? 223 00:12:15,906 --> 00:12:20,841 Like this! Help! Help! Help! 224 00:12:26,777 --> 00:12:29,880 Jessie, we didn't mean to upset you. 225 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:32,522 Yeah. We're really sorry. 226 00:12:32,522 --> 00:12:35,355 Oh. It's okay, guys. I know you meant well. 227 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:39,459 It's just that my prom was a very traumatic experience. 228 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,062 Well, maybe you'll feel better if you talk about it. 229 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,094 Yeah, so make like your guts and spill! 230 00:12:46,837 --> 00:12:48,969 Vance and I were dancing by the giant fish tank. 231 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,041 I got a little carried away 232 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:55,145 and accidentally did the electric slide into the electric eels. 233 00:12:55,145 --> 00:12:56,977 I was utterly humiliated. 234 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,280 That octopus was all tentacles. 235 00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:03,954 It was the worst night of my life. 236 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,257 Vance and I never spoke again. 237 00:13:07,257 --> 00:13:09,019 And thanks to his photo, 238 00:13:09,019 --> 00:13:10,790 my misery lived on. 239 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,793 In the yearbook, I was voted "Class Clown-Fish" 240 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,066 and "Most Likely to Grow a Barnacle." 241 00:13:16,066 --> 00:13:18,068 (LAUGHING) 242 00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:19,129 That's funny. 243 00:13:21,031 --> 00:13:22,272 But mean. 244 00:13:24,274 --> 00:13:25,205 You can't just stop dating. 245 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:28,178 You always tell us not to give up. 246 00:13:28,178 --> 00:13:30,841 Right. When I fell off my rocking horse, 247 00:13:30,841 --> 00:13:33,313 I was ready to put her out to pasture. 248 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,186 But you promised me ice cream if I climbed back on. 249 00:13:36,186 --> 00:13:37,387 I did, didn't I? 250 00:13:37,387 --> 00:13:40,020 Yep. And I fell right on my butt again. 251 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,893 Plus, I didn't get any ice cream. And... 252 00:13:42,893 --> 00:13:45,896 Good story, Zuri. 253 00:13:45,896 --> 00:13:50,160 Look, Jessie, Tony is no Vance. He'd never laugh at you. 254 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,602 And you have given him plenty of opportunities. 255 00:13:52,602 --> 00:13:54,464 I'll say. 256 00:13:54,464 --> 00:13:56,836 Remember the time your dress got caught in the elevator? 257 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,608 And the time you snorked that peanut out of your nose? 258 00:13:58,608 --> 00:14:00,140 And the time you sat on the... Okay, guys. 259 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,411 Thanks for the pep talk. 260 00:14:03,874 --> 00:14:07,017 The point is, out there waiting for you is a really awesome guy 261 00:14:07,017 --> 00:14:09,119 in a really awful tux. 262 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,554 You're right. Especially about the tux. 263 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,427 I'm gonna go out there and I'm going to have fun. 264 00:14:17,427 --> 00:14:21,431 But not too much fun. I'm watching you. 265 00:14:24,094 --> 00:14:26,866 Wow, the girls really went all out. 266 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,499 But these starfish cookies are a little chewy. 267 00:14:29,499 --> 00:14:31,371 That's because they're plastic. 268 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,072 Oh. 269 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,203 Then they're pretty good. 270 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,208 This is going great! 271 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,981 I can't wait for them to have their first romantic dance! 272 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,382 Look at the stars. 273 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,585 We sure got a beautiful night for our fifth first date. 274 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,118 Yeah. And it looks like we're actually going to make it through this time 275 00:14:48,118 --> 00:14:49,559 without anyone getting hurt! 276 00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:51,891 (YELLING) 277 00:14:54,164 --> 00:14:57,167 Holy cannoli! That's not good! 278 00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:59,569 What, is there an asteroid hurtling towards Earth? 279 00:14:59,569 --> 00:15:00,230 Why does everything happen to me? 280 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,005 Oh, my gosh! 281 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,276 These kids could sure use some adult supervision. 282 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,208 Sorry. 283 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,385 Wait, we were just going to announce the prom court! 284 00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:18,288 Thanks for the magical evening, girls, 285 00:15:18,288 --> 00:15:20,920 but we have to go save your brothers. Emma, watch Zuri. 286 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,224 By the way, you're both officially my favorites. 287 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:28,058 I can't believe those losers upset Jessie on her big night! 288 00:15:28,058 --> 00:15:31,631 She's gonna be even more upset when she finds out she's not Prom Queen. 289 00:15:42,712 --> 00:15:44,544 Come on. Tony, hurry up! 290 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:48,618 No! If I rip Uncle Joey's suit, he's gonna bury me in it. 291 00:15:48,618 --> 00:15:52,052 I'm really looking forward to meeting your family. 292 00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:55,025 Jessie! Jessie! 293 00:15:55,025 --> 00:15:57,427 What am I, chopped liver? 294 00:15:57,427 --> 00:15:59,159 Ravi, Luke, are you guys okay? 295 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,390 Yes, we're fine. 296 00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:02,032 Speak for yourselves. 297 00:16:02,032 --> 00:16:04,694 We're stuck under a teapot gushing East River water! 298 00:16:04,694 --> 00:16:06,336 Get us out of here! 299 00:16:07,297 --> 00:16:09,139 Bertram, get a grip! 300 00:16:09,139 --> 00:16:12,002 I'm sorry. I have a fear of tight spaces. 301 00:16:12,002 --> 00:16:13,443 Then how do you wear those pants? 302 00:16:15,105 --> 00:16:18,178 Jessie, did you bring a rope? No. 303 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,351 What is it with you people and your lack of emergency tools? 304 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,614 Here's what we'll do. 305 00:16:24,614 --> 00:16:26,586 Jessie, grab on to my waist and I'll hang over the side 306 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,987 and pull the kids up. Okay. 307 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,221 (LAUGHING) 308 00:16:31,221 --> 00:16:33,163 That tickles! 309 00:16:33,163 --> 00:16:34,624 Don't tell Zuri we're doing this. 310 00:16:36,526 --> 00:16:38,698 Okay, kids, just grab my hands. 311 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,431 Take me first! Take me! 312 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,079 Bertram! When I said "get a grip," 313 00:16:49,079 --> 00:16:50,210 I didn't mean on my prom date! 314 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,744 It's okay, Jessie, I didn't get hurt. 315 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,349 That's because my back broke your fall. 316 00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:02,552 This isn't going well. 317 00:17:02,552 --> 00:17:06,126 I can't believe our beautiful prom cake is going to waste! 318 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,098 Don't worry, I'm on it. 319 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,662 Tony, put Ravi, then Luke on your back, so I can haul them out. 320 00:17:13,163 --> 00:17:15,705 Wait, wait! Me first! 321 00:17:15,705 --> 00:17:17,107 Let me step on your back! 322 00:17:18,108 --> 00:17:19,469 Goodbye, vertebrae. 323 00:17:21,111 --> 00:17:24,744 (GRUNTING) No! No! 324 00:17:26,516 --> 00:17:29,279 Help Tony with the boys. 325 00:17:29,279 --> 00:17:30,250 Ow! That really hurt my hammer toe. 326 00:17:31,821 --> 00:17:36,126 All this "women and children first" bunk is a load of hooey. 327 00:17:41,091 --> 00:17:43,333 I suppose you want me to boost you up now? 328 00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:44,564 Yeah, and don't rip the suit. 329 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:48,298 It's 100% polyester. A chainsaw couldn't rip it. 330 00:17:56,306 --> 00:17:59,279 (ALL GRUNTING) 331 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,150 Come on, put your back into it! 332 00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:03,413 I've got everything into it! 333 00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:04,854 Is your leg tied to an anvil? 334 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,262 (LAUGHING) 335 00:18:12,262 --> 00:18:15,625 Again, even a step ladder would have been useful! 336 00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:18,468 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 337 00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:24,574 Hey, Mom. We miss you, too. 338 00:18:24,574 --> 00:18:26,336 No, Jessie isn't... Can't come to the phone right now. 339 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,783 She's, uh, 340 00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:35,545 having a cup of tea. 341 00:18:35,545 --> 00:18:38,388 Actually, a cup of tea is having her. 342 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:44,694 Jessie, did I tell you, you look really pretty tonight? 343 00:18:44,694 --> 00:18:47,126 Thanks. I think the butler on my head 344 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,199 really sets off the dress. 345 00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,562 Less flirting, more lifting! 346 00:18:52,562 --> 00:18:54,464 Oh, shut it, you big lug! 347 00:18:59,169 --> 00:19:01,511 Okay. Now grab my hand and pull me up! 348 00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:04,244 Geez, let me catch my breath! I'm tired! 349 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,415 BOTH: You're tired? 350 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:13,223 Tony, I can't believe another date got ruined. 351 00:19:13,223 --> 00:19:15,885 This is the worst. 352 00:19:15,885 --> 00:19:17,887 Even worse than your prom disaster? 353 00:19:17,887 --> 00:19:21,791 No, but that ended up with me all wet, 354 00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:23,793 and my date laughing so hard he wet himself. 355 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,566 Then that guy was a jerk. 356 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:27,897 With bladder control issues. 357 00:19:29,239 --> 00:19:33,243 Jessie, look! We're finally alone together, 358 00:19:33,243 --> 00:19:35,275 and there's no way you're going to get soaked all the way up here. 359 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,682 Are you kidding me? 360 00:19:44,914 --> 00:19:46,956 Come on! Where's the octopus? 361 00:19:46,956 --> 00:19:48,758 Hey, calm down. 362 00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:52,392 I can't! When I get steamed up, that's when I shout! 363 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,423 Yeah, and you spit a little, too. 364 00:19:55,765 --> 00:19:57,667 I'm sorry. It's just... 365 00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:00,430 I really like you, and I wanted this night to be perfect. 366 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:04,534 But it is. 367 00:20:06,976 --> 00:20:09,379 Why are you not laughing at me? I look ridiculous. 368 00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:12,542 No, you don't. You look beautiful. 369 00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:15,685 Yeah, right. I'm a mess. 370 00:20:21,651 --> 00:20:23,222 Make that a hot mess. 371 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,626 Yes! He kissed her! 372 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:27,697 He better not do it again, 373 00:20:27,697 --> 00:20:31,401 or that young man and I are gonna have words! 374 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,003 This is great! 375 00:20:34,003 --> 00:20:37,307 There's just one more thing we need to do. 376 00:20:37,307 --> 00:20:38,338 Zuri, start the music. 377 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,539 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 378 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:44,474 Hello? Tony! Ask her to dance! 379 00:20:44,474 --> 00:20:45,615 Okay. 380 00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:48,478 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 381 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,921 To the music! 382 00:20:53,423 --> 00:20:54,484 Which is coming through the phone! 383 00:20:57,527 --> 00:21:00,330 Oh. Right. Sorry. 384 00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,532 (PUTS ON LOUDSPEAKER) 385 00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:05,835 May I? 386 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:15,975 Aw! This is so romantical. 387 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,308 We need some mood lights up in here! 388 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,816 Bertram, are you crying? 389 00:21:26,816 --> 00:21:28,618 Of course not! 390 00:21:28,618 --> 00:21:30,289 I'm just allergic to tea. 391 00:21:31,821 --> 00:21:33,563 I really need a date. 392 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:40,029 Jessie looks so happy. 393 00:21:40,029 --> 00:21:41,571 She's just pretending. 394 00:21:41,571 --> 00:21:44,834 The lengths that woman will go to to make me jealous. 395 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,983 Aw, they're still dancing! 396 00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:57,617 Our work here is done. 397 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:04,023 Hey, Tony! Keep those hands north of the equator! 398 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:09,399 Not that far north, mister! 399 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,833 You know, this is the best fifth first date 400 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,566 and second senior prom ever. 401 00:22:16,566 --> 00:22:18,638 Yeah? We had a few bumps in the road, 402 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:21,511 but we're together, and hey, 403 00:22:21,511 --> 00:22:23,012 Uncle Joey's suit still looks sharp. 404 00:22:27,817 --> 00:22:31,851 Tony! Uncle Joey's gonna kill you!