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JESSIE: Oh! Sweet outfit.
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And not everyone
needs a girlfriend.
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I am running for
Reptile Club President.
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It is a fiercely
competitive election,
so I am turning up the heat.
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You might want to
turn it back down.
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You seems like
the obvious choice
for that office.
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I can't believe anyone
else would even run.
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I can't believe there's
anyone else who cares.
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Or anyone else
in that club.
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Why you guys having
the election
in the park?
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We're not allowed
to use the school
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ever since Mrs. Kipling
turned the class
hamster habitat
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into an
all-you-can-eat buffet.
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Don't forget to
reupholster the couch
in Zuri's dollhouse,
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and make sure
the kids' formal wear
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is ready for Morgan's movie
premiere next week.
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Do you have
all of my bags?
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Surprisingly, no.
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But I'll get this batch
down to the car.
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Uh, Mom,
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before you leave,
could you help me
with something?
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I'm doing a report
on my family history.
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I wanted to ask you
about my birth family.
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Oh...
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Uh... Now?
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Uh...
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So...
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What do you want to know?
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Uh, just stuff like
who my parents were,
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and where I'm from.
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Now that I've
accepted it's
not Krypton.
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Is there any way we could
have this conversation
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when I get back
from my trip?
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Or after you have
grandkids?
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See you in a few days.
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Love you! Love you!
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Love you! Love you!
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Aw, I feel like
part of the family.
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Of course you are.
(CHUCKLES)
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(SNIFFING)
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Quit using my shampoo.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Hello,
Captain Firestorm!
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My temperature is rising.
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Jessie?
Uh, I was just burning up,
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I mean, cleaning up.
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For the last time,
Captain Firestorm
is way out of your league.
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I know.
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Anyway, could you please
ask Mom to talk to me
about my birth parents?
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All I know is they
were from Detroit,
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and incredibly
good looking.
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How do you know that?
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Hello!
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I wonder which one
you get the modesty from.
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Come on, Jessie.
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I don't want to wait till
I'm older to find out about
my background.
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Luke, I understand
how you feel.
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Okay? It's natural
to want answers.
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But Christina obviously
isn't ready to pursue
this right now.
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And I have to
respect that.
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Where was all this
respect when you used
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Mom's Business Woman
of the Year award to
kill that cockroach?
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I had no choice!
The bug spray
only made it angry!
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Listen, Luke,
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I am so sorry
that I can't help you
with this.
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But I can help you
organize your
comic book collection.
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(CHUCKLES)
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How long has it been
since you've had a date?
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Too long.
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(BERTRAM SNORING)
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Bertram!
(GASPING)
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Why are you not painting
my campaign poster?
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Oh! Because Mrs. Kipling
took my brush.
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Also, I don't care.
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I'm done.
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"Vote for Ravi, or else?"
Or else what?
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You may not have noticed.
But these guns have no ammo.
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How did you ever
win last year?
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I ran unopposed.
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Still.
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Oh, look at your opponent.
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Eileen's over there,
schmoozing the band nerds.
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, dear. If she locks
up the marching
band vote,
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I am doomed!
There is a huge overlap
with the Reptile Club.
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Hello there, Ravi.
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How's the losing
campaign going?
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The losing campaign
is going just fine!
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Wait, I did not mean that.
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Did I just concede?
Wow.
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Winning this campaign
will be a slither
in the park.
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Right, Corny?
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Eileen, your Reptile Club
platform is a crock...
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...odile! (LAUGHING)
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Oh!
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Okay, clearly
you need help.
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I'm taking over as
your campaign manager.
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What does that
mean exactly?
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I tell you what to
do and you do it.
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Oh, so pretty much
business as usual.
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(SIGHS) Luke,
this is killing me.
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What? Seeing me upset?
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No, the incredibly
annoying sound
of you
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bouncing this ball
for the last hour.
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Look...
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What if I helped you
find your birth parents?
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You, help me?
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Why?
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Because if I were adopted,
I would want to know.
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Plus, there's a lot
about you that
needs explaining.
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Okay, the gas thing
is because of Bertram's
cooking.
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Listen,
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Mom keeps all her
important documents
in the locked desk drawer.
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Maybe it will have
information about
your adoption.
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Good thinking, Emma.
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We can get dynamite
from Dad's special effects
guy to blow it open.
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Or, Jessie has a set
of keys in her purse.
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So, we use the dynamite
to blow up
Jessie's purse!
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(SIGHS)
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I'm already regretting
helping you.
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Here she comes.
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Jessie,
can I talk to you?
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Oh, I would love to,
but I have
a killer cavity,
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and I'm already late
for the dentist.
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Could we talk
when I get back?
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I was just wondering
how old you have
to be to get married?
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On second thought,
I can chew on the
other side of my mouth.
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Okay, why are you
talking about
getting married?
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Because I met
this really cute guy,
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and I can't visit him
in prison unless
I'm his wife.
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Okay, I wouldn't let you
date that guy
who got detention,
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so this is
out of the question.
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(SOBBING)
Uh... But I love him!
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On the other hand,
I'm too young
to be in love.
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It's over!
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Okay, those feelings
receded faster than
my gum line.
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Have fun at the dentist!
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And just so we're clear,
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you are not allowed to
get married before I do.
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Amazing work, Emma.
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Why haven't we
teamed up before?
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Probably because
I generally find you
pretty repulsive.
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Let's see...
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Bills, passports...
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Whoa, check it out.
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Here's some stuff
about my birth mom!
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Her name
is Vanessa Colson!
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And your
middle name is...
Dilbert.
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(LAUGHING)
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Now I know the first
question I'm gonna ask
my birth mom.
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EILEEN: Ravi K. Ross.
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How can he take care
of the Reptile Club
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when he needs his
nanny to take care
of him?
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Come here!
You have schmutz
on your face!
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Jesse!
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I am Eileen Miller.
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And I approve
this message.
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Paid for with hard-earned
babysitting money.
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(LAUGHING)
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That was hysterical!
Play it again!
Play it again!
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You know what?
Send me the link.
I'll watch it later.
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I can never come back
from this slander!
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I am ruined!
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We can still win
this thing!
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We need to fire back
and say negative things
about her.
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Zuri, there is
no place for venom
in the Reptile Club.
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Except, of course,
in the glands of the more
poisonous species.
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In politics, you gotta
get down and dirty.
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And lucky for you,
I hate baths.
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Luke, look at this!
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I found a Vanessa Colson
who lived in Detroit around
the time you were born,
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and it seems like
you two have
a lot in common.
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Really? 'Cause
I can't find anything.
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It helps if you spell
"Detroit" correctly.
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And "Mom."
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"The Motor City Mauler
is a world-class
female wrestler,
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"also known by
her real name,
Vanessa Colson."
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My mom's a wrestler?
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This is amazing!
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That's not all.
Her signature move is
called the "Pit of Pain."
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"She knocks people out
with her armpit stench,
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"then dances around
them in victory!"
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Like mother, like son.
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00:10:11,942 --> 00:10:14,114
Luke, it's okay to cry.
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00:10:14,745 --> 00:10:16,917
You must be going
through so many
emotions right now.
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That, and I caught
a whiff of my
armpit stench.
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Sometimes it even
takes me by surprise.
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00:10:28,699 --> 00:10:30,300
But if we hadn't
taken your keys,
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we never would have
found out Luke's
birth mom is a wrestler
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named Vanessa Colson.
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00:10:33,964 --> 00:10:36,306
And she's got a match
in New York this afternoon!
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Clearly, it's fate!
Please, please, please,
can I go?
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She leaves town tomorrow,
and I need to meet her!
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00:10:41,872 --> 00:10:44,414
Luke, I know
this is huge for you,
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but meeting her is something
that your parents
should be here for.
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I just can't let you go.
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I am so sorry.
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You should be.
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This could be
the most important night
of my life,
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and you won't help me!
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00:11:03,093 --> 00:11:05,295
I rarely say this,
but you're wrong.
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00:11:05,796 --> 00:11:07,197
You say it all the time!
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00:11:08,398 --> 00:11:10,300
Do not! See?
You're wrong again.
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00:11:14,304 --> 00:11:16,977
Wow, Emma and Luke
seem really upset.
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00:11:17,247 --> 00:11:19,109
Kudos! What's your secret?
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00:11:20,951 --> 00:11:22,452
Bertram, this is serious.
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00:11:22,452 --> 00:11:25,786
Today might be Luke's
only chance to meet his
birth mom, Vanessa Colson.
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00:11:26,316 --> 00:11:28,118
This doesn't say Colson.
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00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,160
It says "Olson."
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00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,222
The "C"
is blackberry jam.
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00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,996
What? Sometimes
I snack when I'm filing.
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00:11:37,868 --> 00:11:40,470
Wait, so Luke's been
searching for
the wrong woman!
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00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:43,133
Thank goodness
I didn't let him go down
to that wrestling match.
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Oh. you mean the wrestling
match Luke just told me
they were going to?
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00:11:46,476 --> 00:11:48,178
Wait, wait.
They snuck out?
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After I told them not to?
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Does anyone in this
house listen to
anything I say?
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I'm sorry, I didn't
catch that last part.
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(GRUNTS)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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00:12:05,956 --> 00:12:08,228
My birth mom is amazing!
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Luke, I'm so happy
I can be here to share
this touching moment.
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00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:15,906
Rip her lips off, Mom!
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00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:22,442
Kids! I need to tell you...
EMMA: Jessie?
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00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,945
Why are you dressed
like you just clashed
with some titans?
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The match was all sold out,
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so I had to sneak
past security!
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00:12:29,419 --> 00:12:32,322
I swiped this from
Cindy the Slammin'
Centurion.
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How did you guys get in?
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We told them our
parents were famous.
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It opens a lot of doors.
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Zuri is playing
hide-and-seek with
the Obamas on Monday.
246
00:12:40,791 --> 00:12:42,362
Luke,
I have to tell you...
247
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,393
Look out!
248
00:12:46,496 --> 00:12:48,468
Who's up next to
get mauled?
249
00:12:49,439 --> 00:12:51,401
You are
Cindy the Centurion,
right?
250
00:12:51,401 --> 00:12:53,443
No, I'm Jessie the Gentle.
251
00:12:54,404 --> 00:12:55,405
(GRUNTS)
252
00:12:55,405 --> 00:12:57,177
I don't wanna get mauled!
253
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,478
I don't wanna get mauled!
254
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,882
Mom! That's your
future daughter-in law!
255
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,483
Don't mess up her face!
256
00:13:08,418 --> 00:13:12,022
Of course I'll record
Ravi's speech for you,
Christina.
257
00:13:12,022 --> 00:13:14,194
I wouldn't miss it
for the world.
258
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,896
Okay, bye, bye.
259
00:13:16,366 --> 00:13:17,567
(SOFTLY)
Hey, kid...
260
00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:21,101
You want to earn
a crisp dollar bill?
Just point and shoot.
261
00:13:21,932 --> 00:13:24,304
I got a peach-mango
smoothie calling
my name.
262
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:32,883
Only six kids showed up
for the election?
That's pathetic.
263
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,345
No, six is a record turnout!
264
00:13:35,345 --> 00:13:37,347
In your face, Haiku Club!
265
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,051
Zuri, I do not know
266
00:13:41,051 --> 00:13:44,224
if I am comfortable
with saying negative
things about Eileen.
267
00:13:44,494 --> 00:13:46,226
If you elect me
as president,
268
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,528
I promise to
knock it out of the park!
269
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,131
Something my opponent
can't do,
270
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,934
judging by his
infamous tryouts for
the baseball team.
271
00:13:55,365 --> 00:13:57,007
That is it.
272
00:13:57,007 --> 00:13:58,108
I am in.
273
00:13:58,108 --> 00:14:00,440
How do we play
this game of
dirty politics?
274
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,972
Like this.
275
00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:06,016
Uh!
276
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,521
This is much more
literal than I expected.
277
00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:14,054
Now just follow my lead,
278
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,855
and we'll bring
this thing home.
279
00:14:16,286 --> 00:14:18,288
Listen up, lizard lovers!
280
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,390
Eileen doesn't just
own a snake,
281
00:14:20,390 --> 00:14:22,132
she is a snake!
282
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,234
What are you
talking about?
283
00:14:24,234 --> 00:14:26,136
Eileen tied Ravi up
284
00:14:26,136 --> 00:14:28,298
and sicced her snake,
Corny, on him!
285
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,571
(GROWLING)
286
00:14:33,443 --> 00:14:36,276
It's only
because of his tiny,
bird-like wrists
287
00:14:36,506 --> 00:14:38,208
that he was able to escape!
288
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,510
Yes.
289
00:14:40,510 --> 00:14:42,282
Every word
she utters is true.
290
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,454
And a little hurtful.
291
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:49,519
Do you really want
someone running
the Reptile Club
292
00:14:49,519 --> 00:14:52,062
who uses their
reptile for evil?
293
00:14:53,063 --> 00:14:54,064
ALL: No!
294
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:58,398
ALL: (CHANTING)
Ravi, Ravi, Ravi, Ravi.
295
00:14:59,129 --> 00:15:00,130
Thank you.
296
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,603
Yeah... Actually,
I don't have a dollar.
297
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,379
Please, please,
I'm not really a wrestler.
298
00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:11,541
No kidding.
You're way too skinny.
299
00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:13,343
Oh! Thank you!
My secret weapon
is kale.
300
00:15:13,343 --> 00:15:14,914
(GRUNTS)
301
00:15:15,145 --> 00:15:16,446
(CROWD CHEERING)
302
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,420
(CROWD CHEERING)
303
00:15:33,363 --> 00:15:35,135
So, Jessie...
304
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,167
What do you think
of my birth mom, huh?
305
00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:39,539
Luke, she's not your...
(SCREAMS)
306
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:40,540
(GRUNTS)
307
00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:42,472
Okay, now I'm getting mad!
308
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,249
(GRUNTS)
309
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,720
Yes! That is what's up!
310
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,353
Thank you.
Thank you.
(CROWD BOOING)
311
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:57,457
Oh, but she can give me
a brain-buster
and it's okay?
312
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,989
(CROWD BOOING)
313
00:15:58,989 --> 00:16:01,261
I know you did not
just clothesline my momma!
314
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,033
Luke...
(GRUNTS)
315
00:16:06,196 --> 00:16:10,400
Okay, I know I had
something important to
tell one of you.
316
00:16:12,602 --> 00:16:15,205
Finish her, Mom!
Let's give her
the Pit of Pain!
317
00:16:15,205 --> 00:16:16,246
Yeah!
318
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,508
(BOTH YELLING)
319
00:16:21,411 --> 00:16:22,412
Yeah!
320
00:16:24,514 --> 00:16:25,515
(BELL RINGING)
321
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,487
(LAUGHING)
322
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,761
Kid, you're a natural!
323
00:16:31,761 --> 00:16:33,363
That was some
powerful funk.
324
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:37,427
Well, the funk
doesn't fall far
from the pit,
325
00:16:37,427 --> 00:16:38,668
if you know what I mean.
326
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,470
I don't have a clue.
327
00:16:41,231 --> 00:16:42,372
(PANTING) Luke...
328
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,035
Luke... Luke...
329
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,139
I've been trying
to tell you.
330
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,511
She's not your
birth mom.
331
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,012
You read the name wrong.
332
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,244
I'm so sorry.
333
00:16:54,484 --> 00:16:55,515
What?
334
00:16:57,387 --> 00:16:58,388
So...
335
00:16:58,588 --> 00:17:00,450
You never had a son
who got adopted?
336
00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:02,492
No. I'm sorry, kid.
337
00:17:04,054 --> 00:17:06,526
But I like the cut
of your jib, and the stink
of your pit.
338
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:08,628
Thanks.
339
00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:13,463
Aw, man.
340
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,665
I hate to see
people in pain.
341
00:17:16,366 --> 00:17:18,538
Really? 'Cause you
kind of broke my nanny.
342
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,145
I can't believe
you two lied!
343
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,817
You lied first!
We just did it better.
344
00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:31,381
Well, I would have
been a better president.
345
00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:32,452
I have great ideas,
346
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:35,685
like opening up the club
up to amphibian lovers.
347
00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:38,258
Actually,
that is a great idea.
348
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,090
Why did you not
say that earlier?
349
00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:41,631
I may have even
voted for you.
350
00:17:42,092 --> 00:17:45,165
Ravi! You are the worst
candidate ever!
351
00:17:46,536 --> 00:17:49,239
Okay, I counted
all six votes,
352
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,271
and one retainer.
353
00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:52,842
EILEEN: Hey!
354
00:17:53,303 --> 00:17:56,246
We should have had
an impartial third party
counting the votes.
355
00:17:56,546 --> 00:17:57,777
Trust me,
356
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,250
you couldn't find
anyone else
on this planet
357
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,382
that cares less
about how this
turns out.
358
00:18:04,454 --> 00:18:06,456
And now the news
you've all,
359
00:18:06,456 --> 00:18:08,788
inexplicably, been
waiting for...
360
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,422
Your new Reptile
Club president is...
361
00:18:13,423 --> 00:18:14,464
Ravi K. Ross!
362
00:18:14,464 --> 00:18:16,226
(ALL CHEERING)
363
00:18:19,729 --> 00:18:21,631
Thank you, thank you...
364
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:26,136
People say school
elections are just
popularity contests.
365
00:18:26,436 --> 00:18:28,238
Given my
victory today,
366
00:18:28,238 --> 00:18:30,340
we have proven
them wrong!
367
00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:31,881
(ALL CHEERING)
368
00:18:33,543 --> 00:18:35,885
But I cannot
accept the position.
369
00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:39,749
This isn't peach-mango!
370
00:18:39,749 --> 00:18:41,421
It's just regular mango!
371
00:18:46,496 --> 00:18:48,858
I do not deserve
to be your president.
372
00:18:48,858 --> 00:18:51,301
Eileen and Corny
did not rough me up.
373
00:18:51,301 --> 00:18:52,702
My 9-year-old
sister did.
374
00:18:53,703 --> 00:18:54,704
(ALL BOOING)
375
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,367
Wow.
376
00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,569
I did not think
he could get
any less popular.
377
00:19:01,471 --> 00:19:04,143
Why don't both
of you just become President,
378
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,615
so we can all go home?
379
00:19:07,217 --> 00:19:09,179
Eileen, what do you think?
380
00:19:09,179 --> 00:19:10,380
I don't know...
381
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:14,524
Why not? After all,
you're both passionate
about this lame club.
382
00:19:15,325 --> 00:19:16,556
(ALL BOOING)
383
00:19:17,627 --> 00:19:20,390
There's only six of you!
Take a hint!
384
00:19:23,593 --> 00:19:27,467
You know what, Ravi?
I'd be honored.
385
00:19:27,897 --> 00:19:30,800
Let's seal it with
an official Reptile Club
salute.
386
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:33,843
(HISSING)
387
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:39,879
Then may I present to you,
your co-nerd leaders,
388
00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:42,652
Ravi and Eileen!
389
00:19:42,652 --> 00:19:44,183
(ALL CHEERING)
390
00:19:46,216 --> 00:19:47,557
I never thought
I'd say this,
391
00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:48,918
but can I get back
to work now?
392
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:58,898
Luke,
393
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:02,302
I am so sorry
The Mauler didn't turn out
to be your birth mom.
394
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:06,436
Me too.
You must be crushed,
like my knee cap.
395
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,512
I just wanted
to know more about
where I came from.
396
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,244
Well,
397
00:20:14,444 --> 00:20:16,746
then when your mom
gets home, you should tell
her how you feel.
398
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:18,988
I can't.
You heard her.
399
00:20:18,988 --> 00:20:20,690
She doesn't want
to talk about this.
400
00:20:20,690 --> 00:20:22,322
Talk about what?
401
00:20:22,552 --> 00:20:23,453
Um...
402
00:20:23,453 --> 00:20:25,525
I'm going to go
watch something
educational...
403
00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:27,827
On the Fashion Channel.
404
00:20:29,299 --> 00:20:31,561
Well, that was
obviously just an
excuse to leave.
405
00:20:31,561 --> 00:20:35,435
We all know
the Fashion Channel has
nothing left to teach her.
406
00:20:36,906 --> 00:20:38,968
So, what's going on?
407
00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:41,771
Um...
408
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,674
Go for it, Luke.
409
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:46,376
You can do it.
410
00:20:49,519 --> 00:20:51,281
Okay. Um, Mom...
411
00:20:52,682 --> 00:20:55,525
I really need to
learn more about my
birth parents.
412
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,558
There's just
so much I don't know
about myself.
413
00:20:58,828 --> 00:21:00,730
Like, why do
I have freckles?
414
00:21:00,730 --> 00:21:02,462
Why am I a good dancer?
415
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,734
Why am I terrible at math?
416
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,266
Well, if you just
applied yourself
a little bit more...
417
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,771
(CHUCKLES)
But now is not the time.
Continue.
418
00:21:12,302 --> 00:21:16,406
Sweetie, I understand
why you'd be curious
about this.
419
00:21:16,746 --> 00:21:19,549
And I want to do
what's best for you.
420
00:21:19,549 --> 00:21:22,452
I just think it's best to have
this conversation later.
421
00:21:23,052 --> 00:21:24,584
I don't think
you're ready.
422
00:21:25,655 --> 00:21:27,387
Christina...
423
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:30,520
Forgive me,
but I've seen how
important this is to Luke.
424
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,523
At the very least,
he's ready to start
talking about it.
425
00:21:35,425 --> 00:21:38,668
Is it possible
that you're just not
ready to listen?
426
00:21:38,668 --> 00:21:39,929
Please don't fire me.
427
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,333
Ah... Well... (SIGHS)
428
00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:45,034
I...
429
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,538
Maybe you're right.
430
00:21:49,038 --> 00:21:51,641
Maybe I'm the one
who's not ready.
431
00:21:53,643 --> 00:21:55,615
I've just been
been so worried.
432
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,549
What if you decide
you'd be happier with
a different mother,
433
00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:01,491
and a different family?
434
00:22:03,092 --> 00:22:04,954
Is that what
you're worried about?
435
00:22:04,954 --> 00:22:06,796
Just because I want
to learn more
about my past,
436
00:22:06,796 --> 00:22:08,327
doesn't mean
I want to replace you.
437
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,901
This will always
be my home.
438
00:22:12,402 --> 00:22:15,004
That's for sure.
It's not like you're
ever leaving for college.
439
00:22:19,769 --> 00:22:21,571
Come on, Jessie,
pick your moments!
440
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:29,479
Luke? I've imagined
this conversation
a million times,
441
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,452
and that's what
I always hoped
you'd say.
442
00:22:33,923 --> 00:22:35,485
I have something
for you.
443
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:38,788
I've been keeping
it with your baby picture
444
00:22:38,788 --> 00:22:40,890
ever since the day
we brought you home.
445
00:22:41,591 --> 00:22:43,693
And I was going to
give it to you later,
446
00:22:45,435 --> 00:22:46,536
but I think
you're ready now.
447
00:22:49,639 --> 00:22:51,140
It's from my birth mother.
448
00:22:51,941 --> 00:22:54,073
Go ahead, Luke.
Open it.
449
00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:58,578
(SIGHS)
450
00:23:04,554 --> 00:23:05,855
What does it say, honey?
451
00:23:07,116 --> 00:23:08,918
It's kind of...
452
00:23:09,919 --> 00:23:11,461
(CHUCKLES) Great.
453
00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:15,394
She says that she's thankful
I'm going to live with such
a wonderful family...
454
00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:18,468
And that if I decide
I want to meet her
when I'm older,
455
00:23:18,668 --> 00:23:20,430
she'd like that
very much.
456
00:23:20,830 --> 00:23:22,401
She just wants
me to be happy.
457
00:23:24,033 --> 00:23:27,537
Also that I get my
freckles from my
grandpa Filbert.
458
00:23:31,481 --> 00:23:34,614
So, she may not be
a professional wrestler,
459
00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:36,516
but she sounds
really nice.
460
00:23:37,487 --> 00:23:40,750
And I know it's
not the same as talking
to her in person...
461
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:41,951
Yeah, but...
462
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:44,754
It'll do for now.
463
00:23:45,495 --> 00:23:47,056
And in the meantime,
464
00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:50,660
I've got the best mom
in the world... You.
465
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,464
Oh. And I have
the best son.
466
00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:57,537
And the best nanny.
(CHUCKLES)
467
00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,038
True.
468
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,440
Thank you, Jessie,
for all your help.
469
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:02,642
(SCOFFS)
470
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,575
Now, let's talk about
appropriate work attire.
471
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,051
In conclusion,
472
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:13,923
even though I now
know more about my past,
473
00:24:13,923 --> 00:24:15,985
what's important
is what I know
about my future.
474
00:24:16,726 --> 00:24:18,588
That I will always
have an awesome,
475
00:24:18,588 --> 00:24:19,859
supportive family
by my side.
476
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,693
So if I can't be
from Krypton,
477
00:24:23,933 --> 00:24:25,034
I'm glad I'm a Ross.
478
00:24:25,234 --> 00:24:26,235
(ALL CHEERING)
479
00:24:27,937 --> 00:24:30,169
Oh, I'm glad that
you're a Ross, too!
480
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:32,642
Did I just say
that out loud?
481
00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:36,145
Honey, that was
a beautiful report.
482
00:24:36,145 --> 00:24:37,847
I am so proud of you.
483
00:24:38,247 --> 00:24:39,509
Me, too.
484
00:24:39,509 --> 00:24:42,852
Me, three!
Zuri, may I have
a tissue?
485
00:24:42,852 --> 00:24:44,083
Sure.
486
00:24:45,114 --> 00:24:46,485
(BLOWING NOSE)
487
00:24:50,059 --> 00:24:51,891
I will just use
my sleeve.
488
00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:55,795
Luke, that was amazing.
489
00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:57,727
I bet you get an
A on this assignment.
490
00:24:57,727 --> 00:24:59,168
Probably not.