1 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,758 Okay, Jessie! Give me a pop fly! 2 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:09,470 I got it... I got it... 3 00:00:09,470 --> 00:00:10,551 (GROANS) 4 00:00:11,552 --> 00:00:13,634 She got it. 5 00:00:13,634 --> 00:00:17,098 Hey, nice grab. Thanks. I learned from watching Derek Jeter. 6 00:00:17,098 --> 00:00:19,480 Are you a Yankees fan? Of course. 7 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:21,442 There are only two types of people. 8 00:00:21,442 --> 00:00:25,856 Those who like the Yankees... And those who have made extremely poor life choices. 9 00:00:25,856 --> 00:00:28,409 You're funny, you're good at sports, and you're cute. 10 00:00:28,409 --> 00:00:30,491 I'm Luke. I'm all those things, too. 11 00:00:32,243 --> 00:00:34,415 I'm Mackenzie. Here's your ball back. 12 00:00:34,415 --> 00:00:37,458 I wrote my number on it... In case you want to call me some time. 13 00:00:37,458 --> 00:00:39,080 Maybe I'll call you soon. 14 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,621 Maybe I'll answer. 15 00:00:40,621 --> 00:00:45,666 And maybe when you answer I'll talk to you. 16 00:00:45,666 --> 00:00:47,668 That'd be weird if you didn't. 17 00:00:49,470 --> 00:00:51,632 Till then. Okay. 18 00:00:51,632 --> 00:00:54,135 Hiya, Luke! (SHRIEKS) 19 00:00:54,135 --> 00:00:55,476 Creepy Connie! 20 00:00:55,476 --> 00:00:57,478 Luke, what's the... (YELPS) Creepy Connie! 21 00:00:59,140 --> 00:01:04,525 Funny seeing you again... I mean, in real life, and not just my nightmares. 22 00:01:04,525 --> 00:01:05,986 Luke, I really need to talk to you. 23 00:01:05,986 --> 00:01:07,568 Connie, I really need to run away from you. 24 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:12,823 You understand if I... I get it. 25 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:15,996 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh 26 00:01:15,996 --> 00:01:19,330 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 27 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:23,294 ♪ It feels like a party every day 28 00:01:23,294 --> 00:01:26,877 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 29 00:01:26,877 --> 00:01:30,471 ♪ But they keep on pulling me every which way 30 00:01:30,471 --> 00:01:33,514 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 31 00:01:33,514 --> 00:01:37,178 ♪ My whole world is changing Turning around 32 00:01:37,178 --> 00:01:40,811 ♪ They got me going crazy Yeah, they're shaking the ground 33 00:01:40,811 --> 00:01:44,815 ♪ But they took a chance on the new girl in town 34 00:01:44,815 --> 00:01:48,569 ♪ And I don't want to let them down, down, down 35 00:01:48,569 --> 00:01:50,441 ♪ Hey Jessie 36 00:01:51,652 --> 00:01:53,864 ♪ Hey Jessie 37 00:01:55,286 --> 00:01:58,999 ♪ It feels like a party every day 38 00:01:58,999 --> 00:02:02,042 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪ 39 00:02:07,748 --> 00:02:11,382 I can't wait to see the movie in the park tonight. Me too. 40 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:14,465 I heard AstroKlutz is like the funniest movie ever. 41 00:02:14,465 --> 00:02:16,637 Actually, Emma, I need you to work. 42 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,640 We always get a big crowd after these outdoor movies in Central Park. 43 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,723 Oh, that's okay, I really like working here. 44 00:02:22,723 --> 00:02:24,725 This place is like my tenth home. 45 00:02:24,725 --> 00:02:27,478 They have nine others. 46 00:02:27,478 --> 00:02:29,069 I'm cool working the shack alone. 47 00:02:29,069 --> 00:02:31,402 I've come a long way since you asked me to marry the ketchups, 48 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:32,823 and I hired a wedding planner. 49 00:02:35,326 --> 00:02:38,329 I can't believe Creepy Connie is back from boarding school. 50 00:02:38,329 --> 00:02:41,622 I am sure she wishes to rekindle our romance. 51 00:02:41,622 --> 00:02:44,955 Poor thing is probably still reeling from our breakup. 52 00:02:46,287 --> 00:02:47,788 Okay, just stay focused. 53 00:02:47,788 --> 00:02:50,551 You never know when Creepy Connie is going to strike. 54 00:02:50,551 --> 00:02:51,712 (KNIFE FLICKS) Hi, guys! 55 00:02:51,712 --> 00:02:53,884 (SCREAMING) 56 00:02:53,884 --> 00:02:56,507 Guess who made Friendship Fruit Crumble? 57 00:02:56,507 --> 00:02:57,508 (YELLING) Die! 58 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:01,512 Guys, Creepy Connie made us a creepy crumble! 59 00:03:02,393 --> 00:03:04,855 Guys! I'm not creepy anymore! 60 00:03:04,855 --> 00:03:08,148 Luke, I have extinguished the torch I once carried for you. 61 00:03:08,148 --> 00:03:11,862 Uh, it was less of a torch and more of a bonfire. 62 00:03:11,862 --> 00:03:13,904 Do you still carry my torch, Connie? 63 00:03:14,905 --> 00:03:16,737 I'm sorry, you are? 64 00:03:18,619 --> 00:03:22,032 You must be joking. We dated for two months. 65 00:03:22,032 --> 00:03:25,876 Remember when we held hands for 32 and a half seconds on Valentine's Day? 66 00:03:25,876 --> 00:03:28,539 Still not ringing a bell. 67 00:03:28,539 --> 00:03:31,091 Well, "creepy" just turned into "awkward." 68 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:34,835 Ravi, why don't you go upstairs? 69 00:03:34,835 --> 00:03:37,388 So that I can find some proof that Connie and I dated? 70 00:03:37,388 --> 00:03:40,100 (LAUGHS) No, no, 'cause this is getting hard to watch. 71 00:03:42,102 --> 00:03:45,436 Luke, I came here to warn you. Mackenzie's after you! 72 00:03:45,436 --> 00:03:48,649 Mackenzie? You mean the cool girl I met in the park? 73 00:03:48,649 --> 00:03:51,692 Mackenzie's not cool. She's my roommate at boarding school. 74 00:03:51,692 --> 00:03:54,775 She's a complete weirdo who is totally obsessed with you. 75 00:03:54,775 --> 00:03:57,408 Takes one to know one. 76 00:03:57,408 --> 00:03:59,860 Well, if you think I was bad when I was crushing on Luke, 77 00:03:59,860 --> 00:04:01,862 it's nothing compared to Mackenzie. 78 00:04:01,862 --> 00:04:04,995 At school, all the girls call her Mad Mac. 79 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,417 Mackenzie's not mad! 80 00:04:06,417 --> 00:04:09,790 And we just met today. How could she be obsessed with me? 81 00:04:09,790 --> 00:04:13,504 Well, I might have talked about you for 10 months straight... 82 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:15,836 Then there was the shrine... 83 00:04:15,836 --> 00:04:17,968 And the failed cloning experiment. 84 00:04:17,968 --> 00:04:21,592 But the point is, Mad Mac is after you! 85 00:04:21,592 --> 00:04:23,644 Okay, Connie, clearly you're making this up 86 00:04:23,644 --> 00:04:25,556 just to keep Luke from dating another girl. 87 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:26,937 Well, it won't work. 88 00:04:26,937 --> 00:04:28,559 I'm calling Mackenzie to hang out tonight, 89 00:04:28,559 --> 00:04:29,890 and there's nothing you can do about it. 90 00:04:30,891 --> 00:04:32,443 Fine, Luke. It's your funeral. 91 00:04:36,397 --> 00:04:38,739 No! What if Connie poisoned it? 92 00:04:38,739 --> 00:04:40,991 You're right. We should serve it to Bertram first. 93 00:04:40,991 --> 00:04:42,202 Yeah. Yeah. 94 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:50,541 Emma! You've gotta take a five minute break to watch the end of this movie. 95 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:52,413 I don't know... Come on! 96 00:04:53,464 --> 00:04:55,586 Okay, I'm in. 97 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:58,509 I've only had two customers since the movie started anyway, 98 00:04:58,509 --> 00:05:00,471 and one of them just wanted to use our bathroom. 99 00:05:00,471 --> 00:05:03,474 You don't have a bathroom. I know. 100 00:05:03,474 --> 00:05:05,095 Don't walk behind the building. 101 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:14,355 I'm really glad you invited me over, Luke, but you seem kinda edgy. 102 00:05:15,105 --> 00:05:17,488 Sorry. 103 00:05:17,488 --> 00:05:21,362 There's this girl who has a creepy obsession with me, and she keeps breaking in. 104 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:23,033 Note to self, get a lock for the dumbwaiter. 105 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,869 Oh, you must mean Connie. She's my roommate at boarding school. 106 00:05:28,869 --> 00:05:32,583 Wait, so you do know her? I thought she made that up to get between you and me. 107 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:35,255 Oh, don't be silly. Connie wouldn't come between us. 108 00:05:35,255 --> 00:05:38,509 She's totally over you. She even took down her shrine to you last month. 109 00:05:38,509 --> 00:05:40,591 Oh. But don't worry... 110 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,092 I dug it out of the trash. 111 00:05:44,465 --> 00:05:46,427 Oh. 112 00:05:47,518 --> 00:05:51,562 I, uh... I wasn't worried... 113 00:05:51,562 --> 00:05:53,474 But I'm starting to get there now. 114 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,479 I made this for you. Try it on. 115 00:05:58,479 --> 00:06:01,321 How nice of you. Are these pearls? 116 00:06:01,321 --> 00:06:03,574 No, they're my baby teeth. 117 00:06:03,574 --> 00:06:04,945 (SHRIEKS) 118 00:06:06,196 --> 00:06:09,119 Aw, you don't like that one? 119 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,331 I guess I'll have to make you another. 120 00:06:14,204 --> 00:06:17,257 Connie was telling the truth! You really are mad! 121 00:06:18,919 --> 00:06:20,260 Mad about you! 122 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,504 We were meant to be together. 123 00:06:23,504 --> 00:06:25,556 I will never leave your side. 124 00:06:25,556 --> 00:06:27,387 The only question is... 125 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,470 Which wrist do you want the handcuff on? 126 00:06:29,930 --> 00:06:32,312 Right or left? 127 00:06:33,854 --> 00:06:36,276 Excellent question... 128 00:06:36,276 --> 00:06:38,649 Let me think about... (YELLING) Help! 129 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:40,360 CONNIE: I'll save you, Luke! 130 00:06:42,192 --> 00:06:43,904 Connie? Mac! 131 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,286 (BOTH YELLING AND GRUNTING) 132 00:06:47,488 --> 00:06:49,329 (SCREAMING) 133 00:06:50,531 --> 00:06:54,294 (HANDCUFFS CLICKING) 134 00:06:54,294 --> 00:06:58,499 I've been wanting to do that ever since you snagged the top bunk in our dorm room. 135 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:02,422 Connie! I knew you were still after Luke! 136 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,546 A creepy leopard doesn't change its creepy spots! 137 00:07:05,546 --> 00:07:08,469 No, you're wrong! Connie's the one who saved me! 138 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:10,140 Mackenzie really is Mad Mac! 139 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:13,143 Is it mad to want to handcuff myself to the love of my life 140 00:07:13,143 --> 00:07:14,765 so we never spend a moment apart? 141 00:07:14,765 --> 00:07:16,436 Yes! Of course! 142 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,559 I see where you're coming from, but yeah. 143 00:07:19,359 --> 00:07:21,902 Nothing can keep us apart! 144 00:07:21,902 --> 00:07:23,063 Connie, my bag, please. 145 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,908 By the way, I really love your sweater. 146 00:07:27,908 --> 00:07:29,119 I'll be back! 147 00:07:32,573 --> 00:07:36,497 Believe it or not, this isn't the first time I've had to open a door this way. 148 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:37,417 Oh, we believe it. 149 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,673 What do they put in the water at your boarding school? 150 00:07:47,798 --> 00:07:49,510 (LAUGHING) 151 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:52,513 That movie was hilarious. An astronaut buddy-cop movie. 152 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:54,975 Who says Hollywood is out of fresh ideas? 153 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,769 Oh, no, look! 154 00:08:00,190 --> 00:08:02,402 I can't believe I left this place alone for five minutes 155 00:08:02,402 --> 00:08:04,364 and all the food got stolen. 156 00:08:04,364 --> 00:08:06,527 I know, crazy. 157 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:09,570 If you can't trust New Yorkers at night in Central Park, 158 00:08:09,570 --> 00:08:10,911 who can you trust? 159 00:08:15,415 --> 00:08:18,038 Connie, thank you for coming to my rescue. 160 00:08:18,038 --> 00:08:20,541 Yeah, I'm almost glad you broke into the penthouse... 161 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:21,882 Again. 162 00:08:21,882 --> 00:08:24,835 How do you get in here so easily? 163 00:08:24,835 --> 00:08:27,427 Well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to end you. 164 00:08:29,089 --> 00:08:30,510 Sorry if that came off as creepy. 165 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,802 You know, sometimes I just can't help myself. 166 00:08:33,053 --> 00:08:34,685 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 167 00:08:34,685 --> 00:08:37,347 Ugh. Mad Mac tagged me in a video post. 168 00:08:37,938 --> 00:08:39,479 Hi, Luke. 169 00:08:39,479 --> 00:08:42,402 So sad that Connie interrupted our date earlier. 170 00:08:42,402 --> 00:08:44,905 Can't wait to finish what we started. 171 00:08:44,905 --> 00:08:46,647 Soon you'll be mine... 172 00:08:46,647 --> 00:08:50,951 Forever! (CACKLES) 173 00:08:50,951 --> 00:08:55,205 On top of everything else, she's one of those people with a really annoying laugh. 174 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,539 Wait, are those my shoes? 175 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,291 And my skateboard? 176 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:04,795 And that's my half-eaten calzone from last week! All those things are... 177 00:09:05,505 --> 00:09:07,467 Under my bed! 178 00:09:07,467 --> 00:09:11,471 Do you know what this means? The video is coming from inside the house! 179 00:09:12,432 --> 00:09:13,513 Is that my diary? 180 00:09:15,385 --> 00:09:17,938 Uh, not everything is about you, Jessie! 181 00:09:18,979 --> 00:09:21,481 Mad Mac is upstairs! 182 00:09:21,481 --> 00:09:22,522 I'll get her, Luke! 183 00:09:23,684 --> 00:09:25,816 Dibs on the calzone! Dibs on my diary! 184 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:30,360 No sign of Mad Mac. (SNIFFING) 185 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:32,492 But I can still smell her evil stench. 186 00:09:32,492 --> 00:09:35,035 Oh, I think that's just my dirty gym clothes. 187 00:09:35,035 --> 00:09:36,456 (SNIFFS) (GAGS) 188 00:09:37,658 --> 00:09:39,409 Guys, look! The window's open. 189 00:09:41,912 --> 00:09:43,413 She couldn't have gone out the window, 190 00:09:43,413 --> 00:09:46,466 we're, like, 30 stories up! Unless... 191 00:09:47,918 --> 00:09:49,800 Mad Mac is Batman. 192 00:09:51,551 --> 00:09:52,673 What did you ever see in him? 193 00:09:54,134 --> 00:09:55,135 (DOOR SLAMS) 194 00:09:55,806 --> 00:09:56,807 (GASPS) 195 00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:01,601 (READING) 196 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,646 Connie, please, protect me forever! 197 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:08,398 I'm here for you, Luke. Jessie, I'll keep an eye on him. 198 00:10:08,398 --> 00:10:10,530 You clear the penthouse, then go down to the lobby 199 00:10:10,530 --> 00:10:12,863 and do a perimeter search of the building. 200 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:15,155 Here... Take this. 201 00:10:15,155 --> 00:10:16,697 Oh, walkie-talkies! Fun! 202 00:10:18,538 --> 00:10:20,120 Roger, roger. Copy that, good buddy. 203 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,331 Breaker, breaker. Got your ears on? 204 00:10:21,331 --> 00:10:22,873 Ten-four. What's your handle? 205 00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:24,915 Focus! I'm being hunted here! 206 00:10:26,456 --> 00:10:27,547 So, Connie, 207 00:10:29,459 --> 00:10:32,462 I am going to show you this scrapbook I kept of our time together, 208 00:10:32,462 --> 00:10:34,214 and prove we dated. 209 00:10:34,214 --> 00:10:37,557 Look, if there's anyone who knows about delusional relationships it's me, 210 00:10:37,557 --> 00:10:39,559 but we never happened, guy. 211 00:10:41,351 --> 00:10:44,765 Oh, we happened! Look! 212 00:10:44,765 --> 00:10:48,268 A ticket stub from that Mumford & Sons concert I took you to. 213 00:10:48,268 --> 00:10:50,190 RAVI: A doodle you did on a napkin. 214 00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:52,943 A lock of your hair... I gave you a lock of my hair? 215 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:54,945 It is not important how I got it... 216 00:10:57,577 --> 00:11:00,580 Can you take him with you? He's starting to creep me out. 217 00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:02,492 He's starting to creep you out? 218 00:11:02,492 --> 00:11:04,204 You dressed as Luke for Halloween... 219 00:11:04,204 --> 00:11:05,495 And stayed that way till Christmas. 220 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:11,461 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 221 00:11:11,461 --> 00:11:13,293 This is terrible! 222 00:11:13,293 --> 00:11:15,465 Boomer trusted me, and now all we have to feed this starving mob 223 00:11:15,465 --> 00:11:17,177 are ketchup packets and lettuce! 224 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:22,973 And Bertram! We can slather him in ketchup, to buy ourselves some time! 225 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:27,017 Remind me never to crash-land in the Andes with you. 226 00:11:27,017 --> 00:11:29,149 (GASPS) I know how we can still make money! 227 00:11:29,149 --> 00:11:32,112 Let's do what they do at those fancy restaurants Mom and Dad take us to, 228 00:11:32,112 --> 00:11:34,404 where they serve small portions of weird food. 229 00:11:34,404 --> 00:11:38,118 I hate those places. Their menus don't even have mazes on them! 230 00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:43,583 Excuse me, ma'am, can I interest you in a petite leafwich? 231 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:45,625 It's the latest culinary craze. 232 00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:49,539 Fresh lettuce in a lettuce bun finished with a dollop of our house made tomato confit. 233 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:56,006 We don't have tomato confit! But we have ketchup. 234 00:11:56,006 --> 00:12:00,220 Hey, Emma, if it helps, I found a potato chip under the counter. 235 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,471 No, you found... 236 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:05,605 Forty pommes chipettes. 237 00:12:05,605 --> 00:12:09,149 Bon appetit! That's French for $11, please! 238 00:12:13,353 --> 00:12:15,315 Connie, no sign of Mad Mac down here. 239 00:12:15,315 --> 00:12:17,237 We're on our way back up. Over. 240 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,448 (WALKIE-TALKIE SCREECHING) 241 00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:19,529 Connie? 242 00:12:19,529 --> 00:12:21,281 (LOUD THUD) 243 00:12:21,281 --> 00:12:23,243 Well, that was ominous. 244 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,745 Call Tony and see what is going on. 245 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,627 What... (GASPS) 246 00:12:27,627 --> 00:12:29,369 Oh, no, my battery's gone! 247 00:12:29,369 --> 00:12:32,292 Mad Mac must have done this. She's gonna make her move. 248 00:12:32,292 --> 00:12:34,835 We have to get back up to the penthouse and save Luke! 249 00:12:35,635 --> 00:12:37,427 Mine is gone, too! 250 00:12:37,427 --> 00:12:39,930 No wonder I have not received any calls. 251 00:12:39,930 --> 00:12:41,341 Yeah... That's why. 252 00:12:44,224 --> 00:12:45,385 Connie! 253 00:12:46,346 --> 00:12:47,938 Where are you? 254 00:12:47,938 --> 00:12:50,350 CONNIE: Luke! Help! Mac's got me! 255 00:12:53,483 --> 00:12:54,604 Connie? 256 00:12:54,604 --> 00:12:56,156 Hiya, Lukie-Pookie! 257 00:12:56,156 --> 00:12:58,158 (DOOR SLAMS) 258 00:12:58,158 --> 00:13:00,901 Welcome to our wedding! 259 00:13:00,901 --> 00:13:02,492 (SCREAMING) 260 00:13:03,703 --> 00:13:05,165 I understand. 261 00:13:05,165 --> 00:13:07,537 I'm too am disappointed that some of your mannequin family 262 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,499 didn't fly in for our special day. 263 00:13:17,377 --> 00:13:20,340 Connie, you said you were over me. 264 00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:22,092 Nothing out here says "over me!" 265 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:26,977 Don't you shout at me in front of the relatives. 266 00:13:26,977 --> 00:13:29,389 Hey, Luke! (GASPS) Mad Mac! 267 00:13:29,389 --> 00:13:31,601 Connie is trying to get me all to herself. 268 00:13:31,601 --> 00:13:33,313 Maybe you two should fight over me. 269 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,486 Leaving me time to escape, after I watch for a second. 270 00:13:38,198 --> 00:13:41,031 Get a clue. This was all a set-up. 271 00:13:41,031 --> 00:13:42,993 Connie was never my roommate. 272 00:13:42,993 --> 00:13:46,406 And, quite frankly, you're not my type. 273 00:13:46,406 --> 00:13:50,911 Wait, so you were just pretending to like me the whole time? 274 00:13:50,911 --> 00:13:53,253 I don't get it. You see the freckles, right? 275 00:13:54,624 --> 00:13:57,337 Luke, Mac is an actress that I hired 276 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,550 to scare you right into my waiting, loving arms. 277 00:14:02,012 --> 00:14:03,513 I also sing. 278 00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:08,929 Mostly sweet-sixteens. The occasional quinceanera. 279 00:14:08,929 --> 00:14:12,852 Well, time to settle up. My day rate is $550 280 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,895 and I was out of pocket for the handcuffs... 281 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,277 So, let's call it an even $600. 282 00:14:17,277 --> 00:14:20,320 $650 and I won't tell anyone where you got those baby teeth. 283 00:14:22,282 --> 00:14:25,325 How about I just tie you up instead? 284 00:14:25,325 --> 00:14:27,117 Never mind, $600 is good. 285 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:32,662 The fact is, Connie and I actually ended our romance on good terms. 286 00:14:34,454 --> 00:14:37,707 And now she claims she does not even remember me? 287 00:14:37,707 --> 00:14:41,591 Well, forget that noise! I want my Mumford & Sons concert T back! 288 00:14:43,463 --> 00:14:46,556 Ravi, get over it! Connie clearly has. 289 00:14:46,556 --> 00:14:49,469 Okay, great! Now pull yourself up! 290 00:14:49,469 --> 00:14:52,933 Apparently you are not familiar with my lack of upper body strength. 291 00:14:55,976 --> 00:14:58,278 Now push me up. 292 00:14:58,278 --> 00:15:01,231 Apparently you are not familiar with my lack of lower body strength either. 293 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:10,490 Please let me go! I promise I won't tell anyone. 294 00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:11,741 CONNIE: You're not going anywhere. 295 00:15:11,741 --> 00:15:14,414 You need to be a witness at our wedding. 296 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,457 That's not fair! If your groom doesn't have to stay, then why do I? 297 00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:21,541 Ooh, I like a guy who plays hard to get. 298 00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:23,463 (STRUGGLING) 299 00:15:23,463 --> 00:15:26,546 Man, I really should've gone to the bathroom before I came over here. 300 00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:31,511 Whoa! 301 00:15:33,473 --> 00:15:35,055 What are you doing, Schmoopy? 302 00:15:36,266 --> 00:15:37,978 Wishing I had a parachute. 303 00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:42,022 (YELLING) 304 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:47,327 (READING) 305 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,371 She's creepy and a general contractor? 306 00:15:56,496 --> 00:15:58,748 For our kids, I'm thinking Hermione for a girl, 307 00:15:58,748 --> 00:16:01,081 and Lukie-Pookie, Jr. for a boy. 308 00:16:01,081 --> 00:16:02,792 (SCREAMING) 309 00:16:05,885 --> 00:16:08,348 We did it! Celebratory confit? 310 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,513 ALL: Mmm! 311 00:16:13,513 --> 00:16:14,854 Smooth. 312 00:16:17,097 --> 00:16:19,099 Emma? 313 00:16:19,099 --> 00:16:22,232 Why does it look like my shack went 30 rounds with a tornado? 314 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:26,486 I promise I can explain. It was... It was... 315 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:30,320 Uh, trolls! Trolls did it! 316 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:34,824 You know, they're not as cute and innocent as they look on the end of a pencil. 317 00:16:34,824 --> 00:16:37,417 Thanks, Zuri... But the truth is, 318 00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:40,960 I left the shack unattended for just five minutes to watch a movie, 319 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,832 and it got robbed. 320 00:16:42,832 --> 00:16:45,885 In Emma's defense, it was a hilarious last five minutes. 321 00:16:45,885 --> 00:16:47,757 (CHUCKLING) 322 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:51,010 Although not so hilarious now. 323 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:55,055 Boomer, I am really sorry. I know I made a huge mistake. 324 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,397 But I tried to fix it... No! 325 00:16:57,397 --> 00:16:59,559 The mistake was mine for trusting you. 326 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,021 You're fired. 327 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,404 But... But I really love this job. 328 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,198 Can't you just give me another chance? Nope. 329 00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:10,700 Life is like boxing, you only get one chance. 330 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,154 But what about re-matches? 331 00:17:14,154 --> 00:17:17,457 Okay, so it's nothing like boxing. Just go. 332 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:24,544 FYI, you just wiped away a side order of pommes chipettes. 333 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,296 Kiss that four bucks good-bye. 334 00:17:37,387 --> 00:17:39,269 Lukie-Pookie? 335 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:44,524 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 336 00:17:44,524 --> 00:17:49,449 Surely you wouldn't be stupid enough to hide in... The closet! 337 00:17:52,492 --> 00:17:54,454 Luke, 338 00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,748 where are you? 339 00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:02,622 We need to discuss whether we're gonna send our kids to public or private school. 340 00:18:11,211 --> 00:18:12,512 (CLATTERING) (GASPS) 341 00:18:12,512 --> 00:18:13,673 (LASER FIRING NOISES) 342 00:18:14,474 --> 00:18:15,475 Shh! 343 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,559 (PANTING) 344 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,771 (DOOR RATTLING) 345 00:18:21,771 --> 00:18:23,433 (SCREAMING) Ow! 346 00:18:24,564 --> 00:18:27,187 Jessie, where have you been? 347 00:18:27,187 --> 00:18:30,650 Oh, just climbing up an elevator shaft to save you from that psycho Mad Mac. 348 00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:33,112 You know, typical boring Friday night. 349 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,615 It's not Mac, it's her! 350 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,697 Hiya, Jessie! 351 00:18:37,697 --> 00:18:41,831 I know it's short notice, but would you be a bridesmaid at our wedding? 352 00:18:41,831 --> 00:18:43,583 I knew Creepy Connie was still creepy! 353 00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,415 My first clue should have been... 354 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,046 Every single thing she's ever done. 355 00:18:52,212 --> 00:18:54,674 Especially this! 356 00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,599 Huh. 357 00:18:59,599 --> 00:19:02,101 I wonder if this ever happened to Nanny McPhee. 358 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,732 Mad Mac? What is going on? 359 00:19:12,732 --> 00:19:15,945 Just know, I'm an innocent bystander in all of this. 360 00:19:15,945 --> 00:19:19,158 And by that, I mean I'm an actress Connie hired to dupe you all. 361 00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:22,041 Wait, so you mean... 362 00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:26,206 There was an acting gig in my own home and I still couldn't book it? 363 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,498 Ugh, this is definitely a low point in my career. 364 00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:36,556 Ravi? Hello! I got the elevator working. 365 00:19:36,556 --> 00:19:40,470 And you didn't go get help? I wanted to save the day. 366 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,302 And how'd that work out for you? 367 00:19:42,302 --> 00:19:44,894 Well, Connie overpowered me and... 368 00:19:44,894 --> 00:19:48,107 Oh, that was a rhetorical question. 369 00:19:48,107 --> 00:19:52,442 Okay, I will get us all out of this. Everyone is going to be fine. 370 00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:55,525 (WEDDING MARCH PLAYING OMINOUSLY) 371 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,411 ♪ Here comes the groom... Oh, no. 372 00:20:01,411 --> 00:20:04,534 ♪ I caught him in his room 373 00:20:04,534 --> 00:20:09,419 ♪ He is a cutie His name is Lukie-Pookie ♪ 374 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,673 Correction. Luke's a goner. 375 00:20:13,673 --> 00:20:18,338 This is a nightmare. I didn't even get a bachelor party. 376 00:20:18,338 --> 00:20:21,100 Connie, this has to stop. You've gone too far. 377 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:26,055 Another peep from you, and you'll find out how far my fist can go into your face. 378 00:20:26,055 --> 00:20:28,187 I'm sure you two will be very happy together. 379 00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,440 (CLEARS THROAT) 380 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,483 I am Reverend Chucky. 381 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:39,739 We are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 382 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:46,326 You realize that this is one of the many, many, many reasons we call you creepy. 383 00:20:46,326 --> 00:20:50,330 We actually made a list. It's 12 pages. Single spaced. 384 00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:55,214 If anyone has any objections to this marriage, speak now, or forever hold your peace. 385 00:20:56,085 --> 00:20:57,877 I object. Me too! 386 00:20:57,877 --> 00:20:59,679 Me three. I still have to pee. 387 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,883 Now, any objections? 388 00:21:03,883 --> 00:21:06,556 (MUFFLED YELLING) 389 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:09,649 Great! Now, let's get to the good stuff! 390 00:21:09,649 --> 00:21:13,313 With the power vested in me by the great state of Minnesota, 391 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,814 you see, Minnesota is where I'm licensed. 392 00:21:16,856 --> 00:21:19,779 Get on with it, Chucky! Yeah. okay, okay... 393 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,534 I now pronounce you man and wife. 394 00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,246 What... The... 395 00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:28,788 Heck? 396 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,750 (MUFFLED GRUNTING) 397 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:34,714 Ah, more guests! You know what that means... More presents! 398 00:21:34,714 --> 00:21:37,547 Where are you registered? Bedlam, Bath, and Beyond? 399 00:21:38,758 --> 00:21:41,471 I hope her "something new" is a life coach. 400 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,014 Let's be honest. This is like the 10th weirdest thing 401 00:21:45,014 --> 00:21:46,135 to happen on this terrace. 402 00:21:47,387 --> 00:21:48,848 Put me down for beef at the reception. 403 00:21:51,391 --> 00:21:53,933 Wrap this thing up, Reverend Chucky... 404 00:21:53,933 --> 00:21:56,065 You may now kiss the groom. 405 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,397 Don't mind if I do. 406 00:21:59,489 --> 00:22:01,361 You think you're having a bad day? (ELEVATOR DOOR DINGS) 407 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,032 I just got fired. 408 00:22:03,032 --> 00:22:05,405 BOOMER: Emma, are you here? 409 00:22:05,405 --> 00:22:07,747 Ah, we should talk about what happened tonight. 410 00:22:07,747 --> 00:22:09,078 (MUFFLED GRUNTING) 411 00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:11,000 Connie? Uncle Boomer? 412 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,502 ALL: Uncle Boomer? 413 00:22:14,043 --> 00:22:16,456 Connie, you release all these people right now! 414 00:22:16,456 --> 00:22:19,839 You know how much your mom hates it when you take hostages! 415 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,672 Oh, Uncle Boomer, can't it wait till after the honeymoon? 416 00:22:22,672 --> 00:22:24,634 (MUFFLED SCREAMING) 417 00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:26,966 You gotta knock it off. You have so many restraining orders, 418 00:22:26,966 --> 00:22:30,600 there's basically only three places in New York City where you can stand. 419 00:22:31,561 --> 00:22:33,893 Oh, okay. You're no fun. 420 00:22:35,815 --> 00:22:37,737 (GRUNTS) 421 00:22:37,737 --> 00:22:40,530 Connie, I want you to know, I am dedicating my life 422 00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:42,902 to getting you back for all this. 423 00:22:42,902 --> 00:22:44,153 Right after I use the bathroom. 424 00:22:47,156 --> 00:22:48,788 Ow. 425 00:22:48,788 --> 00:22:52,872 I'm getting you back too, for making me wear this hideous bridesmaid's dress. 426 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:57,166 Although, if another role come up, here's my resume. 427 00:22:57,166 --> 00:22:59,168 Scaring men is one of my special skills. 428 00:23:03,002 --> 00:23:05,805 So, Boomer, we're really glad you showed up, but... 429 00:23:05,805 --> 00:23:08,057 Why did you show up? 430 00:23:08,057 --> 00:23:10,640 Well, I think I was too hard on Emma. 431 00:23:11,561 --> 00:23:12,722 Consider yourself re-hired. 432 00:23:12,722 --> 00:23:14,774 Really? Mmm-hmm. 433 00:23:14,774 --> 00:23:17,226 Because you realized that even though I made one teeny mistake, 434 00:23:17,226 --> 00:23:19,278 I'm still the best employee you've ever had? 435 00:23:19,278 --> 00:23:24,233 No, because people keep asking for a petite leafwich and I have no idea what that is. 436 00:23:24,233 --> 00:23:27,527 It's a lettuce leaf with ketchup that we sold for 11 bucks a pop. 437 00:23:27,527 --> 00:23:31,160 Dios mio! You are the best employee I've ever had. 438 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,492 Thanks, Boomer. 439 00:23:32,492 --> 00:23:34,163 Well, we better be going. 440 00:23:37,537 --> 00:23:40,460 Hey, you still owe me $600. 441 00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:43,002 Sorry, I spent all my money on the wedding. 442 00:23:43,002 --> 00:23:45,424 I love you, Lukie-Pookie! 443 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,886 Good seeing you again, Ravi. 444 00:23:46,886 --> 00:23:49,348 Ha! I knew you remembered me! 445 00:23:49,348 --> 00:23:54,013 I did the whole time. I was just embarrassed that I had dated you. 446 00:23:54,013 --> 00:23:55,555 It still counts! 447 00:23:56,766 --> 00:23:58,478 Good riddance, Creepy Connie. 448 00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:00,820 Don't call me Creepy Connie! 449 00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:05,444 Call me Creepy Connie-Ross! (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) 450 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:08,157 All you single ladies, get ready for the bouquet. 451 00:24:08,157 --> 00:24:09,989 Oh! Ha! 452 00:24:11,070 --> 00:24:12,371 It's mine, hah! 453 00:24:12,371 --> 00:24:14,874 Better not take down those decorations on the terrace,