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(CHANTING)
Om... Om...
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Justin Timberlake
is singing in the
park tomorrow night!
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Om... My gosh!
I am so there!
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Yeah... Oh!
Legs numb.
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People are
already lining up!
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At first, I thought it was
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for a new unicorn
exhibit at the zoo.
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Oh, Zuri, unicorns
aren't real.
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Which is why if the
zoo had one, it would
be quite the draw!
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Fair enough.
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Let's go!
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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(TALKING IN SPANISH)
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Now you.
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(BLOWING)
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Luke, focus!
Your Spanish test
is in two days!
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Don't worry,
I got this.
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Holla.
Oh...
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Como Emilio Estevez?
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My llama...
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Wait, what's "my llama?"
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Luke! Your
"llama" is Luke!
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You did not even
get your name right!
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I'm going to
fail, aren't I?
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Si.
See what?
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I see you taking
Spanish again next year.
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Oh, uh, Bertram,
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I must inform
you that I used
your coffee pot
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to make a special
brew for Mrs. Kipling.
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Mmm. It's pretty
good. What is it?
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Your classic French
roasted ground cricket.
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Ugh! Oh, no!
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Please tell
me this is a
cricket leg.
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Definitely not.
(SIGHS)
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It is a
cricket antenna.
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Oh...
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I can't believe
you put insects
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into my beloved
Carol the Coffee Maker.
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She's ruined now!
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(SOBBING)
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Whoa! Bertram
has really lost it.
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He's gone...
(TALKING IN SPANISH)
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Yes, Luke...
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Bertram has gone
crazy in the squirrel
of your grandmother.
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Those were all real
Spanish words?
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I'm closing in on
D minus territory!
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Ole!
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(SOBBING)
Roast in peace,
my dear Carol.
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Hey! I'm trying
to study!
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Keep your creepy
grieving down.
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Or at least take
out Pippa the panini press
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and make
me a sandwich.
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Go study
somewhere else.
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Pippa is about to
give the eulogy.
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My condolences.
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Oh! A coffee
filter wreath.
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How thoughtful.
And cheap.
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Mrs. Kipling
and I feel terrible
about what happened,
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so, we would like
to replace Carol.
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Replace?
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No one could
ever replace...
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Ooh! Who's your friend?
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I got Dad's robotics team
to help me engineer a
new coffee maker for you.
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(FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE)
Hello, Bertram.
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She speaks?
Yes.
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Several languages.
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And she is programed
to meet the needs
of whoever owns her.
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So, I hear you
like Italian roast.
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I do!
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But frankly, I'd settle
for anything without
a cricket corpse.
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Ravi also told me you're
an opera aficionado.
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Would serenade
me with a few bars?
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(SINGING OPERA)
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(COMPLIMENTING IN ITALIAN)
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Grazie.
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(JESSIE CHEERING)
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Girls, I have some
exciting news!
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The port-a-potty
is finally free?
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Because I was
about to dig a hole.
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Gross, and no.
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I just scored
VIP wristbands
to the concert!
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What? How did
you manage
to do that?
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I ran into
my ex-boyfriend,
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who's Justin Timberlake's
pet psychic.
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He broke up
with me because
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his boa constrictor
said I was too clingy.
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Which is ironic.
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Finally, Jessie's
bad taste in men
works in our favor!
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Right?
(ALL CHEERING)
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I can't believe
I actually scored two
all-access passes!
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Say what?
But there are
three of us.
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I know!
That's a problem.
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Okay, I guess
the moment's over.
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Hey, Emma,
what are you doing?
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Making Jessie a card
to show how much
I appreciate her.
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I can't believe
you're kissing
up to Jessie
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so she'll take you
to the concert.
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Now, excuse me while
I deliver Jessie's
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see-breeze
fresh laundry.
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You did laundry?
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I've never even
see you wash your face.
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I do whatever it takes.
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Too bad you
didn't think of it.
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Well, maybe I did.
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Jessie!
No, don't take that!
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Then you will
get all the credit.
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Look, I did your laundry!
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Emma, what
a nice surprise!
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I thought you
still believed in
laundry fairies.
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(GASPS)
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You shrunk
everything and you
turned it all blue!
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My lucky
armadillo shirt!
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Well, now it's a baby
armadillo. Even cuter!
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(GASPS)
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Emma, you ruined
Jessie's clothes!
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Guess you'll have
to punish her.
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No TV, no texting,
no Timberlake.
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Meanwhile, I made
you this to show you
how much I love you.
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Zuri, that is
so thoughtful!
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I'm gonna
put this on
my dresser.
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Which will be empty
because all of my clothes
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are blue and tiny.
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Zuri! I can't believe
you set me up!
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Why? Are you new here?
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To quote
an ancient proverb,
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when sisters
go to war,
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it is always the
laundry that suffers.
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Zuri's like
a Bond villain
with a bedtime.
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I can't beat her
at this game.
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You cannot beat
her at tic-tac-toe!
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Exactly!
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I need someone
super-smart to
help me outwit her.
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I see where
this is going.
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My condolences,
but there is nothing
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that could convince
me to get involved.
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How about
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a seat at the seventh
grade cool table
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for the rest of
the semester?
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Tempting me with
temporary social
acceptance is horrific.
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But so is eating with
the lunch lady. Deal.
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And that's why
One Direction
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owes everything
to The Beatles.
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(LAUGHING)
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I had no idea
the history
of boy bands
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was so fascinating.
You are brilliant.
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Thank you.
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Oh, look at your time.
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I can't believe
I've been up since
yesterday talking to you.
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Well, I am a great
conversationalist.
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Plus, you've had
a ton of coffee.
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You know, Serena,
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I feel like I could
talk to you forever.
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Bertram?
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I don't know what
disturbs me more,
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that you're talking
to a coffee maker,
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or that this isn't
the weirdest thing
I've ever caught you doing.
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This isn't just any
coffee maker.
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This is Serena.
She speaks,
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she brews,
she enchants.
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Oh, hello, Luke.
Ravi programed
me all about you.
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How is Spanish
class coming?
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Terrible. If I don't
pass this next test
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I'm going to
flunk-o
el class-o.
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(SERENA TALKING IN SPANISH)
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Wait, you
speak Spanish?
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Of course. I was
made in Colombia.
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Just check my label.
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Don't you dare!
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Bertram, I just
had a great idea.
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Since Ravi gave up
trying to teach me Spanish,
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maybe I can
borrow Serena
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and she can
help tutor me.
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No way! She's mine.
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Come on, Serena.
Let's go change
your filter.
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Don't worry, I'll look away.
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Okay, Ravi, you
dragged me away
from doing homework...
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Thanks, by the way.
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So, what do you want?
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Jessie has decided
to take you
to the concert,
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because you
are her favorite.
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Well, that makes sense.
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She said to bring you
here for a meet and greet
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with Mr. Timberlake.
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But what about the
"No Trespassing" sign?
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And that security
guard whose
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neck weighs more
than my head?
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Jessie said that
is for regular people,
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not a VIP like you.
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This VIP treatment
should extend to
the playground slide.
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I'm sick and tired
of going after
Skidmark Sanders.
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Hey, wait, I'm
supposed to be here.
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If you don't let
me go, JT is gonna
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Rock Your Body
with his fists!
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Aww.
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Did somebody think
Jessie was going to
give her a wristband?
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Mister Muscles,
Mister Biceps,
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her name is Zuri Ross,
known trespasser.
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Feel free to pass
these around to your
fellow Neanderthals.
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Carry me over there!
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I wanna kick their butts!
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More spring water, dear?
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Please.
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Mmm...
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Bertram, I've had such
a wonderful afternoon.
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Ravi gave me
a lot of data
about you, but
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he never
said you were
such a romantic.
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And the day's
not over yet.
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After dinner, I'll give
you a nice bubble
bath in the sink.
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Do you prefer clean citrus
or de-greasing non-scented?
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(LAUGHING) Whatever
you want.
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You know, Bertram,
I really like you a "latte."
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Oh! (LAUGHING)
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I like you a "latte" too.
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What are you staring at?
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You act like you've
never seen a guy
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and his coffee
maker having
a picnic!
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Oh! Look at
the beautiful daisies.
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I'm going to go
pick you one.
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It'll really set
off your handle.
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Hurry back, you hot
cup of handsome!
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Hey! What are you...
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(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
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What?
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Serena? Serena?
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Help! Help! I've been
coffee mugged.
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Thank you! Thank you!
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(GASPS) It's here,
it's here!
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I assume by your joy
that man was not delivering
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Luke's report card.
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Nope. This envelope holds two
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all-access
wristbands to the
Justin Timberlake concert.
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And Luke always
intercepts his report cards.
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What? Only one wristband?
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Oh, no. My ex
says this is the
best he can do.
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Do you know
what this means?
250
00:12:31,832 --> 00:12:33,253
You have to tell
Emma and Zuri
251
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,375
neither one of them
can attend with you?
252
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:38,088
No, it means I have
to sneak out without
them spotting me.
253
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,261
Hey, I'd be a bad nanny
254
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,144
if I let one of
them go to a concert
all by herself.
255
00:12:44,144 --> 00:12:46,847
Plus, I really wanna go!
256
00:12:46,847 --> 00:12:49,599
Jessie, the best
thing to do
is be honest.
257
00:12:49,599 --> 00:12:51,151
Just get it over with.
258
00:12:51,151 --> 00:12:52,652
Rip that bandage off.
259
00:12:52,652 --> 00:12:54,484
I ripped a bandage
off Zuri yesterday,
260
00:12:54,484 --> 00:12:55,986
and she punched
me in the knee!
261
00:12:59,109 --> 00:13:00,360
I deserve
that wristband!
262
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,032
You got to go
to the last concert
263
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:02,993
and I had to stay home.
264
00:13:02,993 --> 00:13:05,035
It was Ravi's sitar recital
265
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,247
and you faked an
illness to get out of it!
266
00:13:07,247 --> 00:13:10,911
I did not! Flu-nesia
is a real thing!
267
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:17,127
Hey, there is no point
in bickering any longer
about the wristband.
268
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,589
Do you know
something we don't?
269
00:13:19,589 --> 00:13:21,221
That is a loaded question.
270
00:13:21,221 --> 00:13:24,474
There is a
lot I know that
you do not.
271
00:13:24,474 --> 00:13:27,057
Oh, yeah? Your fly
is down, genius.
272
00:13:27,978 --> 00:13:30,100
(ZIPPING)
273
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:34,024
Anywho, you did
not hear this from me,
274
00:13:34,024 --> 00:13:36,396
but Jessie only
has one wristband
275
00:13:36,396 --> 00:13:38,198
and she plans
on using it herself.
276
00:13:38,198 --> 00:13:40,200
(GASPS) What?
277
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,743
That big, lying
Timber-fake!
278
00:13:43,743 --> 00:13:47,537
Come on, Zuri!
Let's go 'N Sync our
fists in her face!
279
00:13:47,537 --> 00:13:51,001
True, you could go
and give Jessie a
piece of your mind.
280
00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:54,955
Though, frankly,
neither of you can
really afford that.
281
00:13:54,955 --> 00:13:57,087
Well, what else are
we supposed to do?
282
00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:59,669
If you really want to
get Jessie back,
283
00:13:59,669 --> 00:14:02,012
you should join
forces and ensure
284
00:14:02,012 --> 00:14:04,514
that if anyone is to
see that concert,
285
00:14:04,514 --> 00:14:06,967
it will not be her.
286
00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:09,099
Great idea!
Thank you, Ravi.
287
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:11,141
If you really
want to thank me,
288
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,773
you should
come to my
next sitar recital.
289
00:14:13,773 --> 00:14:15,936
Aw! We'd
love to but...
290
00:14:15,936 --> 00:14:19,029
(COUGHING)
Flu-nesia!
291
00:14:19,029 --> 00:14:20,860
(BOTH COUGHING)
292
00:14:24,284 --> 00:14:27,577
Yes, officer, I realize
she's only been missing
for half an hour,
293
00:14:27,577 --> 00:14:30,951
but that's six
whole brew cycles!
294
00:14:30,951 --> 00:14:34,044
Oh, did I not mention?
She's a coffee maker?
295
00:14:34,955 --> 00:14:36,997
Hello? Hello?
296
00:14:39,299 --> 00:14:41,922
Serena, where are you?
297
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,173
Oh, you!
298
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,595
Hey! Where did
you get that coffee?
299
00:14:48,218 --> 00:14:51,011
Soup? Oh, okay,
you're in the clear.
300
00:14:51,011 --> 00:14:53,353
But I should keep
this. I kind of
backwashed a little.
301
00:14:54,224 --> 00:14:55,685
Serena?
302
00:14:58,979 --> 00:15:01,821
Hi, Jessie!
Feeling tense,
stressed?
303
00:15:01,821 --> 00:15:03,153
Need to relax?
304
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,195
How about
a massage?
305
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:08,949
Oh, Emma, that's
so sweet but...
306
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,410
I should really tell
you, I only have...
307
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,083
I got all your
favorite oils!
308
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,624
That I only
have 15 minutes.
309
00:15:15,585 --> 00:15:17,087
I got a little
knot right there.
310
00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:20,130
Oh! I know
all about knots.
311
00:15:21,091 --> 00:15:23,673
Don't worry,
you're in good hands.
312
00:15:24,634 --> 00:15:26,386
Is this a Swedish massage?
313
00:15:26,386 --> 00:15:28,848
No, more of
a Tie massage.
314
00:15:33,053 --> 00:15:35,815
That's it, Red!
The jig is up!
315
00:15:37,057 --> 00:15:40,110
Zuri? What jig?
There's no jig!
316
00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:42,692
We know there's
only one wristband.
317
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:45,235
Ravi! I can't believe
he told you guys!
318
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:50,030
Believe it. I once
told on myself
for jaywalking.
319
00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:52,332
Okay, I promise
I was going to
tell you guys!
320
00:15:52,332 --> 00:15:55,165
When, on your way
to the concert?
321
00:15:55,165 --> 00:15:57,127
No, when I got home!
322
00:15:57,127 --> 00:15:59,209
I thought a souvenir cup
would soften the blow.
323
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,422
Fork over
the wristband.
324
00:16:02,422 --> 00:16:05,465
No, I am going to that
concert and that is it.
325
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,966
We'll see about that.
326
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,508
(ALL LAUGHING)
327
00:16:09,889 --> 00:16:12,012
Uh, guys...
328
00:16:12,592 --> 00:16:13,893
Let me go!
329
00:16:13,893 --> 00:16:16,266
(CHAINSAW WHIRRING)
330
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:19,149
Is that a chainsaw?
You kids better not
be running with that!
331
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,153
(BLOWTORCH FIRING)
332
00:16:23,153 --> 00:16:24,364
Okay, is that
a blowtorch?
333
00:16:24,364 --> 00:16:25,985
All right, fine,
fine, fine! I give!
334
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,158
The wristband
is in my purse,
behind the couch!
335
00:16:28,158 --> 00:16:30,160
Please don't
barbecue me!
336
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,663
That sound effects app
was the best 99 cents
I ever spent.
337
00:16:34,914 --> 00:16:36,076
Got it!
338
00:16:36,076 --> 00:16:38,378
Well, I hope you
girls are satisfied.
339
00:16:38,378 --> 00:16:39,999
You both want to
go to the concert,
340
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,502
but you still only
have one wristband.
341
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,334
I'd be laughing in
your faces right now,
342
00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:46,256
if you were still
under my face hole.
343
00:16:47,677 --> 00:16:48,928
Oh...
344
00:16:48,928 --> 00:16:51,221
I didn't think about
who would get the wristband.
345
00:16:51,221 --> 00:16:52,632
Me neither.
346
00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:54,594
I did!
What?
347
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,728
Where do you
think you're going?
348
00:16:58,728 --> 00:16:59,939
To the concert!
349
00:17:01,641 --> 00:17:05,405
I am a Justin Timberlake
super fan. You know that!
350
00:17:05,405 --> 00:17:07,447
We do?
News to me.
351
00:17:07,447 --> 00:17:10,320
You should have
a profile page.
352
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,823
I do! I have sent
friend requests
out to all of you!
353
00:17:15,365 --> 00:17:17,117
Don't let him leave
with that wristband!
354
00:17:17,117 --> 00:17:19,959
Halt! Take
one more step
355
00:17:19,959 --> 00:17:21,711
and the wristband gets it!
356
00:17:28,878 --> 00:17:32,051
You do realize
you just trapped
yourself, right?
357
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,053
That is becoming
abundantly clear.
358
00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:38,978
"I love my parents."
359
00:17:38,978 --> 00:17:40,980
(TRANSLATING IN SPANISH)
360
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:43,143
(REPEATING IN SPANISH)
361
00:17:43,143 --> 00:17:47,107
Bueno. Now say,
"I love my sisters."
362
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,109
(TRANSLATING IN SPANISH)
363
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,571
Have you
met my sisters?
364
00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:55,115
(LAUGHING) Okay,
okay, try this.
365
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,906
"I love you."
366
00:17:56,906 --> 00:17:58,368
(TRANSLATING IN SPANISH)
367
00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,870
Te amo.
(TALKING IN SPANISH)
368
00:18:01,661 --> 00:18:03,123
Te amo.
369
00:18:06,546 --> 00:18:07,547
Te amo!
370
00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:08,918
You!
371
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:17,347
Serena, I thought I was
the only man you loved!
372
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:20,430
(SOBBING)
Ay, Papi, this is not
what it looks like!
373
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:24,103
Yeah! I was just using
Serena to help me
with my Spanish.
374
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,686
Wait, so you were
just using me?
375
00:18:26,686 --> 00:18:28,438
I thought we
were friends!
376
00:18:28,438 --> 00:18:30,109
Typical, Luke.
377
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,032
He doesn't care
about you the way I do.
378
00:18:33,032 --> 00:18:36,075
Nobody cares
about appliances
the way you do.
379
00:18:37,787 --> 00:18:41,411
Why don't you ask
him about Carol?
380
00:18:46,005 --> 00:18:49,048
Who's Carol?
Was she
a French press?
381
00:18:49,048 --> 00:18:51,090
No! She meant
nothing to me!
382
00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:52,962
She didn't even
have a cup warmer!
383
00:18:54,304 --> 00:18:55,465
Don't you touch her!
384
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,927
Stop! I need her!
385
00:18:57,927 --> 00:18:59,639
(SERENA GRUNTING)
386
00:19:01,811 --> 00:19:03,433
No!
387
00:19:05,935 --> 00:19:07,066
(GRUNTING)
388
00:19:07,066 --> 00:19:08,978
(SOBBING) Oh, Serena!
389
00:19:08,978 --> 00:19:10,770
SERENA: Bertram, help me!
390
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:13,072
Don't worry, I can fix you!
391
00:19:13,983 --> 00:19:15,074
SERENA: Oh!
392
00:19:15,074 --> 00:19:18,538
Serena! No!
393
00:19:18,538 --> 00:19:22,372
SERENA: Bertram?
Where am I?
Is that a mouse?
394
00:19:22,372 --> 00:19:24,704
Eww, it's half a mouse!
395
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,166
(TALKING IN SPANISH)
396
00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:33,843
(SERENA TALKING IN SPANISH)
397
00:19:33,843 --> 00:19:36,886
Hey, I learned Spanish!
398
00:19:36,886 --> 00:19:38,097
She's all yours, buddy.
399
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:44,013
Serena, I know you're
inside a dragon,
400
00:19:44,013 --> 00:19:45,645
but we'll get through this.
401
00:19:45,645 --> 00:19:46,766
(BURPS)
402
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,359
Somehow.
403
00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:51,691
Maybe with
a lot of breath mints.
404
00:19:54,984 --> 00:19:58,988
Ladies, the concert
starts in an hour!
405
00:19:58,988 --> 00:20:03,413
Let me go, or
I will cut this band
into a million pieces!
406
00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:06,746
Well, maybe not
a million pieces, that
would just be tedious.
407
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:08,708
But I will do it!
408
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:12,252
Easy, Ravi. We just
want to talk.
409
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:15,595
We brought you
this pizza as a
show of good faith.
410
00:20:18,047 --> 00:20:19,759
Oh! How kind!
411
00:20:21,341 --> 00:20:22,682
(RAVI SCREAMING)
412
00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:24,053
EMMA: Get him!
413
00:20:24,053 --> 00:20:25,685
ZURI: I would if
I could see him!
414
00:20:25,685 --> 00:20:27,056
EMMA: I need
that wrist band!
415
00:20:27,056 --> 00:20:28,558
ZURI: Ravi, have
you been lifting weights?
416
00:20:28,558 --> 00:20:30,149
EMMA: Give me that wristband!
417
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,023
Zuri?
Emma?
418
00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:35,355
Peace out, suckers!
419
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,157
Not so fast, Mister!
420
00:20:39,699 --> 00:20:41,451
Give me that!
421
00:20:41,451 --> 00:20:43,663
As soon as I find shoes
that match this table, I'm
going to that concert!
422
00:20:43,663 --> 00:20:44,954
You're not going
to that concert!
423
00:20:44,954 --> 00:20:46,035
Oh, really?
424
00:20:46,035 --> 00:20:47,827
(INDISTINCT ARGUMENT)
425
00:20:47,827 --> 00:20:49,128
Stop it!
426
00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:51,961
Look at yourselves.
427
00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:55,044
You are all ready
to tear each other
apart for this.
428
00:20:55,044 --> 00:20:57,136
First, Zuri framed Emma.
429
00:20:57,136 --> 00:21:00,590
Then, Emma dragged
me into this mess
to take down Zuri.
430
00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:03,303
And, Jessie, you sat
by and let it all happen.
431
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:08,017
I hate to admit
this but, Ravi's right.
432
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,019
Things did get
way out of hand.
433
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:13,102
(SIGHS) The truth is,
434
00:21:13,102 --> 00:21:15,064
none of us deserve
to go to that concert.
435
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,107
Ravi, cut it up.
436
00:21:18,107 --> 00:21:19,399
No!
You can't!
437
00:21:19,399 --> 00:21:20,660
It's over, girls.
438
00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:22,111
This is the only solution
439
00:21:22,111 --> 00:21:25,034
that will not
tear our family apart.
440
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,116
Okay? Do, it Ravi, it's...
441
00:21:27,116 --> 00:21:29,038
(SOBBING) It's what
JT would want.
442
00:21:29,909 --> 00:21:32,001
(SCREAMING)
Justin!
443
00:21:33,122 --> 00:21:34,544
(SOBBING)
444
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:37,216
It is done.
445
00:21:37,216 --> 00:21:38,468
While you're
in the cutting mood,
446
00:21:38,468 --> 00:21:42,011
how about you
cut me out of this thing?
447
00:21:42,011 --> 00:21:44,263
BTW, this
is the worst massage
I have ever had.
448
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,516
Do not expect a tip.
449
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,771
Well, we might
not be front
row center,
450
00:21:51,771 --> 00:21:54,023
but the view from
here isn't so bad.
451
00:21:54,023 --> 00:21:57,817
Yeah, who wants
Justin Timberlake's sweat
all over them, anyway?
452
00:21:59,278 --> 00:22:01,110
(ALL SOBBING)
453
00:22:02,031 --> 00:22:03,493
Wait, wait, wait!
454
00:22:04,744 --> 00:22:08,578
This band is
from Lizard-Con 2012.
455
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:09,949
What?
456
00:22:09,949 --> 00:22:11,911
Wait, so,
that means...
457
00:22:11,911 --> 00:22:14,374
Ravi pulled the old
switch-a-roo!
458
00:22:16,546 --> 00:22:18,458
Hey! There he is!
459
00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:23,923
I can't believe
he conned us!
460
00:22:23,923 --> 00:22:26,926
EMMA: I can't believe
he's pulling off
that fedora.
461
00:22:29,809 --> 00:22:31,931
Emma, we've
talked about this.
462
00:22:31,931 --> 00:22:33,603
The stars are up.
463
00:22:35,184 --> 00:22:37,146
The star I want to
see is down there!
464
00:22:39,529 --> 00:22:40,530
Hmm.
465
00:22:40,940 --> 00:22:41,941
Smokey.
466
00:22:44,283 --> 00:22:46,946
Wait, is that Bertram?
467
00:22:46,946 --> 00:22:48,197
Mrs. Kipling?
468
00:22:52,081 --> 00:22:54,083
Why did he
bring her?
469
00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:55,995
They are
sort of an item, now.
470
00:22:55,995 --> 00:22:56,996
Really?
471
00:22:56,996 --> 00:22:58,998
Well, at least
he had moved
on from coffee makers.