1 00:00:05,736 --> 00:00:07,278 So, Jessie, 2 00:00:08,079 --> 00:00:09,510 what do you think? 3 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,282 I think this is amazing! 4 00:00:11,282 --> 00:00:12,343 So, that's a yes? 5 00:00:12,343 --> 00:00:14,245 It's also really sudden! 6 00:00:14,245 --> 00:00:15,416 So, that's a no? 7 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:18,419 No! I mean, it's just amazingly sudden! 8 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:19,550 And suddenly amazing! 9 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,093 Am I babbling? 10 00:00:22,093 --> 00:00:24,355 (CHUCKLES) A little, but you're really cute doing it. 11 00:00:24,355 --> 00:00:25,556 (CHUCKLES) 12 00:00:25,556 --> 00:00:29,560 Brooks, I'm flattered and thrilled, 13 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,332 but, we've only known each other a few months. 14 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:35,106 Hey, it's okay, I know it's a huge decision, 15 00:00:35,106 --> 00:00:36,337 so if you need some time to think it over... 16 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:39,170 Yes, some time. Perfect. Thank you. 17 00:00:39,170 --> 00:00:40,741 Great, I'll be back in five minutes. 18 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,473 What? 19 00:00:42,473 --> 00:00:43,744 (CHUCKLES) I'm kidding. 20 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,116 (SIGHS) Oh... 21 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:50,151 I love you. 22 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,152 I love you, too. 23 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:56,357 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 24 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:02,163 Whoa! 25 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:06,267 A dimly lit room filled with flower petals. 26 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:09,100 This must be what the inside of Emma's brain looks like. 27 00:01:11,202 --> 00:01:13,404 Plus, there'd be glitter and shoes. (CHUCKLES) 28 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:17,108 So, I assume that these scented candles 29 00:01:17,108 --> 00:01:20,311 and roses are some lame romantic gesture by Brooks? 30 00:01:20,311 --> 00:01:23,254 No. No, let's just say... 31 00:01:23,254 --> 00:01:27,218 Bertram's bathroom is a little too close to the living room for my taste. 32 00:01:27,218 --> 00:01:28,559 Oh, no, that was me. 33 00:01:31,122 --> 00:01:34,265 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh 34 00:01:34,265 --> 00:01:37,598 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 35 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:41,302 ♪ It feels like a party every day 36 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:44,635 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 37 00:01:44,635 --> 00:01:48,479 ♪ But they keep on pulling me every which way 38 00:01:48,479 --> 00:01:51,682 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 39 00:01:51,682 --> 00:01:55,316 ♪ My whole world is changing Turning around 40 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:58,889 ♪ They got me going crazy Yeah, they're shaking the ground 41 00:01:58,889 --> 00:02:02,693 ♪ But they took a chance on the new girl in town 42 00:02:02,693 --> 00:02:06,297 ♪ And I don't want to let them down, down, down 43 00:02:06,297 --> 00:02:09,700 ♪ Hey Jessie 44 00:02:09,700 --> 00:02:13,364 ♪ Hey Jessie 45 00:02:13,364 --> 00:02:16,907 ♪ It feels like a party every day 46 00:02:16,907 --> 00:02:20,771 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪ 47 00:02:24,815 --> 00:02:25,846 Aha! 48 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:31,252 Pay up! You were wrong! I did get proposed to before Zuri! 49 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:34,285 Now, we've been over this, 50 00:02:34,285 --> 00:02:36,527 if it's yelled from a construction site, it doesn't count. 51 00:02:38,829 --> 00:02:39,830 No! 52 00:02:40,491 --> 00:02:43,234 I mean, Brooks proposed. 53 00:02:43,234 --> 00:02:45,896 Oh, congratulations! Did you tell the kids yet? 54 00:02:45,896 --> 00:02:49,270 I can't. I mean, they're so anti-Brooks. 55 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:50,541 Bertram, 56 00:02:50,541 --> 00:02:52,573 I love him so much, 57 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,705 but I told him I needed more time to decide. 58 00:02:54,705 --> 00:02:57,208 Well, it is a very important decision. (SIGHS) 59 00:02:57,208 --> 00:02:58,349 You're sure he's the perfect guy? 60 00:02:58,349 --> 00:03:00,911 Of course! Other than the kids not liking him, 61 00:03:00,911 --> 00:03:02,753 and his mom hating me... 62 00:03:02,753 --> 00:03:07,388 Don't forget, his jaw makes that clicking noise when he eats. 63 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:09,860 Good luck living with that for the rest of your life. 64 00:03:10,861 --> 00:03:12,263 You hear it, too? 65 00:03:12,263 --> 00:03:13,724 Everyone hears it. 66 00:03:16,267 --> 00:03:18,229 I was so happy when I came out here. 67 00:03:19,930 --> 00:03:21,572 Glad I could help! 68 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:27,578 Hey, Jessie. 69 00:03:27,578 --> 00:03:28,879 I'm fine! (GASPING) 70 00:03:28,879 --> 00:03:30,641 I've nothing going on in my life right now 71 00:03:30,641 --> 00:03:32,783 besides carving this Halloween pumpkin. 72 00:03:33,744 --> 00:03:35,446 We could have told you that. 73 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,719 Do you guys want to try carving a pumpkin? 74 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,391 It'll definitely be better than mine. 75 00:03:40,391 --> 00:03:42,453 (GASPS) I think I made the mouth too big. 76 00:03:47,558 --> 00:03:49,229 Sure. I'll give it a shot. 77 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,302 Hmm. 78 00:03:51,302 --> 00:03:52,963 Why do you carry around gloves? 79 00:03:52,963 --> 00:03:56,937 You never know when you're about to enter a nail danger zone. 80 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:59,270 Or if Luke touched a doorknob before you. 81 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:02,973 Jessie, this is Farfel. 82 00:04:02,973 --> 00:04:05,015 I am babysitting him for Zoey, 83 00:04:05,015 --> 00:04:06,677 a cute girl at school. 84 00:04:06,677 --> 00:04:08,519 JESSIE: Oh! 85 00:04:08,519 --> 00:04:11,652 Good call, every guy knows the way to a girl's heart is through her rodent. 86 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:12,953 (CHUCKLES) 87 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:15,926 Then, when Zoey is putty in my hands, 88 00:04:15,926 --> 00:04:18,959 I will propose we go on a date. Whoa! 89 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:21,592 What is it with all the proposals lately? 90 00:04:22,633 --> 00:04:25,366 Uh, Jessie, is everything okay? 91 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,438 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 92 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:30,371 Why... Why do you ask? 93 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:32,443 Because your face looks like this. 94 00:04:37,808 --> 00:04:40,781 Wow, you are good. 95 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,553 I should really get that mole checked out. 96 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:49,059 Wow, look what they're doing for the Halloween festival. 97 00:04:49,059 --> 00:04:52,493 Hey, they're having a pumpkin carving contest! 98 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:54,695 And first prize is a tiara? 99 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,897 I should go over there now and give them my head measurements. 100 00:04:59,470 --> 00:05:02,873 So, Luke, want to go to the Haunted House? 101 00:05:02,873 --> 00:05:04,975 Or are you scared? 102 00:05:04,975 --> 00:05:07,007 Me? Scared? 103 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:08,879 I don't even know the meaning of the word. 104 00:05:08,879 --> 00:05:12,042 Considering your terrible vocab scores, that's a real possibility. 105 00:05:14,985 --> 00:05:16,016 So... 106 00:05:16,587 --> 00:05:17,918 Jessie, 107 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,490 have you made a decision yet? 108 00:05:19,490 --> 00:05:21,051 I still don't know. 109 00:05:21,051 --> 00:05:23,994 I mean, we're both so young. I'm 22, you're 25... 110 00:05:23,994 --> 00:05:25,826 Yeah, but we're both animal lovers. 111 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,058 So, we're like 150 in dog years. 112 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:32,463 Look, I just... I wanna make sure that we consider everything. 113 00:05:32,463 --> 00:05:33,934 You know like... 114 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:36,106 I kinda wish you and the kids got along a little better. 115 00:05:36,106 --> 00:05:38,038 Oh, what do you mean? The kids love me! 116 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,540 Oh! 117 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,071 (LAUGHING) 118 00:05:41,071 --> 00:05:42,513 Kids! 119 00:05:42,513 --> 00:05:44,815 (ALL WHISTLING INNOCENTLY) 120 00:05:44,815 --> 00:05:46,877 Do you have something to say to Brooks? 121 00:05:46,877 --> 00:05:48,379 Heads up? 122 00:05:48,379 --> 00:05:49,720 (LAUGHING) 123 00:05:52,122 --> 00:05:53,954 Whoa! 124 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:58,629 That pumpkin is the spitting image of Andrew Garfield. 125 00:05:58,629 --> 00:06:01,532 It's like his decapitated head is right here with us. 126 00:06:01,532 --> 00:06:02,733 I wish! 127 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,095 It took me forever to... 128 00:06:05,095 --> 00:06:06,767 (GASPING) 129 00:06:08,939 --> 00:06:10,941 Oh, no! Emma, 130 00:06:10,941 --> 00:06:12,973 I am so sorry. 131 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:16,006 You destroyed Pumpkin Andrew Garfield! 132 00:06:16,006 --> 00:06:18,809 You better hope Pumpkin Emma Stone doesn't find you! 133 00:06:21,412 --> 00:06:24,154 So, how's the cute little guy doing? 134 00:06:24,154 --> 00:06:25,886 I am fine, thank you. 135 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,519 (STUTTERING) I meant the hamster. 136 00:06:28,519 --> 00:06:30,421 Oh, so what am I, chopped liver? 137 00:06:30,421 --> 00:06:31,562 Uh... 138 00:06:31,562 --> 00:06:33,163 I need to get Farfel some food. 139 00:06:33,163 --> 00:06:35,395 Will you watch him for a moment? 140 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,967 Sure. Thank you. 141 00:06:36,967 --> 00:06:39,770 I hate your boyfriend! Look at what he did to me! 142 00:06:39,770 --> 00:06:41,632 JESSIE: I'm sure it was an accident. 143 00:06:41,632 --> 00:06:43,504 Besides, if you ask me, 144 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:46,807 you are making those pumpkin guts work. (SNAPS FINGER) 145 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,709 Brooks might be a little klutzy, 146 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:51,111 but I find him to be a nice enough fellow. 147 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,844 Ravi, either there is something is wrong with Farfel, 148 00:06:53,844 --> 00:06:55,816 or he's really good at freeze tag! 149 00:06:57,047 --> 00:06:58,549 (BOTH GASPING) 150 00:06:58,549 --> 00:07:01,792 You monster! You have killed Farfel, 151 00:07:01,792 --> 00:07:04,795 and my only shot at true love with Zoey! 152 00:07:04,795 --> 00:07:07,027 See? This is what he does. 153 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,859 He ruins everything! 154 00:07:08,859 --> 00:07:10,100 (GROANS) 155 00:07:10,961 --> 00:07:12,162 (SIGHS) 156 00:07:13,063 --> 00:07:15,135 This is terrible! 157 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:17,968 I remember how I felt when my hamster died. 158 00:07:17,968 --> 00:07:19,810 I left him with my mother, and... 159 00:07:19,810 --> 00:07:22,012 Ah! Say no more. I would have jumped off my little wheel, too. 160 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:32,222 Emma, for the last time, there is no princess in "Frankenstein." 161 00:07:32,222 --> 00:07:33,684 There is now. 162 00:07:35,726 --> 00:07:39,029 You know, when you asked me to be the village Burgermeister, 163 00:07:39,029 --> 00:07:42,062 I thought there would be actual burgers involved. 164 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,794 If it helps, they have corndogs. 165 00:07:43,794 --> 00:07:45,566 It always helps if they have corndogs! 166 00:07:47,738 --> 00:07:50,170 Uh, Ravi, just so you know, 167 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,972 this festival isn't really 168 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,104 a "bring your own dead hamster" kind of shindig. 169 00:07:55,145 --> 00:07:56,847 No. 170 00:07:56,847 --> 00:07:59,810 Like Dr. Frankenstein, I shall use electricity 171 00:07:59,810 --> 00:08:02,052 to bring the dead back to life. 172 00:08:02,052 --> 00:08:06,557 I shall harness lightning via a kite, and re-direct it to Farfel, 173 00:08:06,557 --> 00:08:09,189 thus reanimating his little heart. 174 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:12,963 This is why you have to babysit hamsters to get girls. 175 00:08:14,865 --> 00:08:16,066 Hey, Luke, 176 00:08:16,066 --> 00:08:19,570 while Dr. Dorkenstein is flying his kite, 177 00:08:19,570 --> 00:08:21,802 want to go into the Haunted House? 178 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:24,605 Those kids back there gave it two severed thumbs up. 179 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:27,938 No, thanks. 180 00:08:27,938 --> 00:08:29,239 It looks lame. 181 00:08:29,239 --> 00:08:30,811 (SCREAMING) 182 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,244 (WHINING) Super lame. 183 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,849 Every time you lie, your hump grows a little. 184 00:08:41,191 --> 00:08:45,295 How can you date a guy who killed my pumpkin and Ravi's hamster? 185 00:08:45,295 --> 00:08:46,957 You're blinded by his pretty face. 186 00:08:46,957 --> 00:08:48,128 I'm not. 187 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:50,200 He's sweet and thoughtful 188 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,763 and always knows exactly what to say to make my heart melt. 189 00:08:54,264 --> 00:08:57,037 Hmm. Corndog good. 190 00:09:00,070 --> 00:09:01,872 Yep. He's a charmer. 191 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,276 Hey, Luke. I got us tickets or the Haunted House. 192 00:09:06,276 --> 00:09:07,748 But... You can thank me later. 193 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,580 (STAMMERING) 194 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:12,683 Say hi to the ax- wielding maniac for me! 195 00:09:13,724 --> 00:09:14,855 (LAUGHING) 196 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:17,057 That is your evil giggle. 197 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,328 What are you up to? 198 00:09:18,328 --> 00:09:21,131 I told Brooks he can win Luke over 199 00:09:21,131 --> 00:09:23,694 by taking him into the Haunted House. (CHUCKLES) 200 00:09:23,694 --> 00:09:25,095 Two dorks, one stone. 201 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:29,740 Ah, I see. Kudos. 202 00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:31,171 (SCREAMING) 203 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:33,203 Luke, I'm so sorry. 204 00:09:33,203 --> 00:09:36,006 I had no idea you'd get so scared you'd puke. 205 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,082 When did you have corn? 206 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,054 (LAUGHING) 207 00:09:44,054 --> 00:09:46,016 I feel horrible. 208 00:09:46,016 --> 00:09:48,088 Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? 209 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,190 Don't you think you've ruined Halloween enough for all of us? 210 00:09:51,922 --> 00:09:53,193 Just go away! 211 00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:59,199 Hey, where is Brooks going? 212 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,771 What did you guys do to him? 213 00:10:00,771 --> 00:10:02,833 We didn't do anything! 214 00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:04,775 He made me hurl on the undead! 215 00:10:04,775 --> 00:10:06,176 He smashed Andrew Garfield! 216 00:10:06,176 --> 00:10:08,038 He killed Farfel! 217 00:10:08,038 --> 00:10:10,110 And you're supposed to wind up with Tony! 218 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,182 Well, Tony didn't propose, Brooks did! 219 00:10:12,182 --> 00:10:13,343 (ALL GASPING) 220 00:10:13,343 --> 00:10:14,815 He did? 221 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,086 Are you going to say yes? 222 00:10:16,086 --> 00:10:18,318 Maybe! I don't know! 223 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,990 It's complicated. 224 00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:21,752 I really want you guys to like him, 225 00:10:21,752 --> 00:10:23,794 but meanwhile I'm trying to figure out if I should say yes! 226 00:10:26,897 --> 00:10:29,259 Wow, that Haunted House is really horrifying! 227 00:10:29,259 --> 00:10:32,132 They had the most realistic vomit I have ever seen. 228 00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:40,010 Hey, Luke... 229 00:10:41,011 --> 00:10:42,042 What? 230 00:10:43,073 --> 00:10:46,646 You see those girls over there? 231 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:50,050 They want to go in the Haunted House, but they're scared, too. 232 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,152 So now you're calling me a girl? 233 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,754 Salt in the wound, bro. 234 00:10:54,825 --> 00:10:56,857 No! What I'm saying is, 235 00:10:56,857 --> 00:11:00,230 that since there are no scary surprises left for you in there, 236 00:11:00,230 --> 00:11:02,863 you can be the brave shoulder that they lean on. 237 00:11:04,194 --> 00:11:05,295 LUKE: Oh! 238 00:11:05,295 --> 00:11:07,067 Nice! 239 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,039 Thanks, bro. ow's my hump look? Oh. 240 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:11,001 Very handsome. 241 00:11:14,404 --> 00:11:16,106 Hi, Brooks. (GASPING) 242 00:11:16,106 --> 00:11:17,848 Please don't pummel me with that pumpkin! 243 00:11:18,749 --> 00:11:20,150 I'm not, silly. 244 00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:21,882 You helped me win the tiara, 245 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,714 and be crowned Pumpkin Princess. 246 00:11:23,714 --> 00:11:25,285 I did? How? 247 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:28,188 Well, I used your face for inspiration... 248 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,194 Sorry about the fangs. 249 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,066 I didn't like you very much until you won me jewelry. 250 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:40,801 Wow! This is really good. 251 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,073 Although, you got my haircut wrong. 252 00:11:43,073 --> 00:11:45,335 No, you got your haircut wrong. 253 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,707 Show this to your barber. 254 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,144 So between Emma's smashed pumpkin, 255 00:11:54,144 --> 00:11:57,117 Ravi's expired hamster, and Luke's projectile vomiting... 256 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,290 Are you even listening to me? 257 00:12:00,290 --> 00:12:02,322 No. I stopped listening when you said, 258 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,224 "Hi, I'm Jessie, the new nanny." 259 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,099 Bertram, I'm trying to tell you, 260 00:12:09,099 --> 00:12:11,161 I'm not sure if Brooks is the perfect guy! 261 00:12:11,161 --> 00:12:15,936 Well, in his defense, there are very few of us perfect guys out there. 262 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,068 My perfect guy would not collect nesting dolls. 263 00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:22,512 But he would get along with the kids better. 264 00:12:22,512 --> 00:12:25,145 Plus, he'd have Tony's hair, 265 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,977 Channing Tatum's dance moves, 266 00:12:26,977 --> 00:12:28,118 the soul of a poet... 267 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,322 Come, my pretty monster. 268 00:12:32,322 --> 00:12:35,185 This is the perfect man you have requested! 269 00:12:35,185 --> 00:12:36,426 (HISSING) 270 00:12:36,426 --> 00:12:39,389 You have a wonderful economy with words. 271 00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:42,332 By the way, payment is due upon reanimation. 272 00:12:43,193 --> 00:12:44,865 Thank you, Dr. Frankenstein! 273 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,266 Did you give him Chris Hemsworth's height? 274 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,098 And Channing Tatum's dance moves? 275 00:12:48,098 --> 00:12:51,101 Yes, yes, quit being such a Bride of Frankenzilla! 276 00:12:51,101 --> 00:12:54,374 Now, when the storm reaches us, 277 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:57,277 my kite and I will bring your beloved creature 278 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,508 to life! 279 00:12:58,508 --> 00:13:00,080 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 280 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,151 Pretty neat, huh? 281 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,156 It is almost time. Where is my assistant? 282 00:13:06,156 --> 00:13:07,057 Igor! 283 00:13:08,018 --> 00:13:10,020 Oh! Coming, Disaster. 284 00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,122 Coming close. 285 00:13:12,122 --> 00:13:15,165 It is "Master." 286 00:13:15,165 --> 00:13:16,496 (SNORTS) We'll see. 287 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,099 Ooh! 288 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,571 Who gave you that perm? A live wire? 289 00:13:21,571 --> 00:13:24,134 (LAUGHING) 290 00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:25,135 Who gave you that wonky eye? 291 00:13:25,135 --> 00:13:26,136 A marble salesman? 292 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,079 It's not cool. 293 00:13:36,486 --> 00:13:38,318 Fly! Fly! 294 00:13:42,052 --> 00:13:45,395 Igor, fire up the Franken-pacitor! 295 00:13:45,395 --> 00:13:48,458 Always naming everything after himself. 296 00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,060 What an ego! 297 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,333 (GASPING) 298 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,865 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 299 00:13:55,966 --> 00:13:57,137 (LAUGHING) 300 00:13:59,169 --> 00:14:00,610 (GASPING) 301 00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:02,272 (GIBBERING) 302 00:14:02,272 --> 00:14:04,074 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 303 00:14:04,074 --> 00:14:05,445 Oh... That's what that does. 304 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,122 (GRUNTING) 305 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,057 It is alive! It is alive! 306 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,089 (LAUGHING) 307 00:14:19,089 --> 00:14:20,390 (GROWLING) 308 00:14:21,331 --> 00:14:23,433 Ow! Come to Mama. 309 00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:27,637 Oh! He has Tony's hair! 310 00:14:27,637 --> 00:14:29,499 Come here! Let me run my hands through it! 311 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,202 (GRUNTING) 312 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,544 Aw! 313 00:14:35,345 --> 00:14:38,148 He's so cute. 314 00:14:38,148 --> 00:14:40,911 But I'm still not sure he's the perfect guy. 315 00:14:40,911 --> 00:14:44,454 Roses red. Corpses blue. 316 00:14:44,454 --> 00:14:49,059 I alive five seconds, but me love you. 317 00:14:49,059 --> 00:14:51,391 Aw! (LAUGHING) 318 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,923 RAVI: Now dance. (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) 319 00:15:00,270 --> 00:15:01,972 Sold! Will you take a check? 320 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,977 (SNORTING) As part of your perfect boyfriend package, 321 00:15:06,977 --> 00:15:10,480 may I present a romantic candlelit dinner? 322 00:15:12,342 --> 00:15:14,684 Is that extra? Because I kind of spent a lot on my weave. 323 00:15:18,688 --> 00:15:21,151 (SCREAMING) 324 00:15:21,151 --> 00:15:22,922 Fire bad! 325 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,294 Wait, wait. 326 00:15:29,299 --> 00:15:32,002 Why do my boyfriend's always run away from me? 327 00:15:32,002 --> 00:15:33,933 How much time do you have? (LAUGHING) 328 00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:36,366 (GRUNTING) 329 00:15:41,671 --> 00:15:43,943 Excuse me, Weinermeister... 330 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,675 That's Burgermeister. 331 00:15:45,675 --> 00:15:48,148 The Weinermeister called in sick. 332 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:51,581 Something about some plague, but I'm sure it's nothing. 333 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,253 (GRUNTING) 334 00:15:54,584 --> 00:15:56,086 Well, pretty sure. 335 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:06,066 I did not know this village had a Pumpkin Princess. 336 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:09,299 Duh. Pumpkins can't just govern themselves. 337 00:16:09,299 --> 00:16:12,172 I'm going to let you think about what you just said. 338 00:16:14,144 --> 00:16:15,475 (CROWD SCREAMING) 339 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,480 (GRUNTING) 340 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,584 It's a monster! 341 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:27,087 And it's destroying my village! 342 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,659 See, this is why we can't have nice things! 343 00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:33,423 Quick! Someone get the authorities! 344 00:16:33,423 --> 00:16:35,295 You are the authorities! 345 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:38,598 Oh, um, well, I would stop him but 346 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,501 I feel like I have a touch of the plague coming on. 347 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,702 Auf Wiedersehen! 348 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,104 (ALL SCREAMING) 349 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:51,081 Your boyfriend had to have super-strength! 350 00:16:51,081 --> 00:16:53,583 Hey, every girl wants her monster to look like he hits the gym, 351 00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,045 am I right, ladies? 352 00:16:55,045 --> 00:16:56,616 (GIRLS SCREAMING) 353 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,049 Uh, perhaps we could shelve the girl talk 354 00:16:59,049 --> 00:17:01,020 for when we are not in mortal peril! 355 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,422 (GRUNTING) 356 00:17:04,454 --> 00:17:07,327 Sweetie, no, no, these are my kids! 357 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,159 Kids good! 358 00:17:09,799 --> 00:17:11,561 Kids good? 359 00:17:11,561 --> 00:17:15,165 Yes! Kids like you. 360 00:17:15,165 --> 00:17:17,337 (GROANS IN AGREEMENT) 361 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:21,040 Hi, Mr. Monster. Great hair. 362 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,345 Yeah, he's smokin' hot! 363 00:17:26,076 --> 00:17:28,678 Smoke? Fire! 364 00:17:28,678 --> 00:17:30,250 (GRUNTING) (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 365 00:17:31,721 --> 00:17:35,385 I don't understand, he was supposed to be the perfect guy! 366 00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:38,528 There is no such thing as the perfect guy! 367 00:17:38,528 --> 00:17:40,330 Wake up and smell the strudel! 368 00:17:42,532 --> 00:17:43,793 Strudel! Huh? 369 00:17:43,793 --> 00:17:45,465 Strudel? Where? Where? 370 00:17:46,636 --> 00:17:48,268 I have to go. 371 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,100 I just realized what my answer to Brooks is! 372 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:53,203 What? Jessie, wait. I need to know! 373 00:17:53,203 --> 00:17:56,246 Bertram, it's so sweet that you care, 374 00:17:56,246 --> 00:17:58,248 but I can't tell you until after I've told Brooks. 375 00:17:58,248 --> 00:17:59,449 I don't care if you marry him. 376 00:17:59,449 --> 00:18:01,111 Just tell me where the strudel is! 377 00:18:05,555 --> 00:18:07,086 Hey, Ravi, guess what? 378 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,790 Why are your clothes smoking? 379 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:14,664 My attempts to re-animate Farfel did not go as planned. 380 00:18:14,664 --> 00:18:17,096 However, I did discover lightning bolts 381 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,229 are a wonderful cure for constipation. 382 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:24,274 Okay. Can I see Farfel for a minute? 383 00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:27,177 Very well. You may pay your respects, 384 00:18:27,177 --> 00:18:28,678 but make it quick. 385 00:18:28,678 --> 00:18:30,810 Thanks to you, he has a date with a shoebox 386 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,142 and a shallow hole. 387 00:18:39,189 --> 00:18:41,251 Hey there, little buddy. 388 00:18:41,251 --> 00:18:43,193 (GASPING) He is alive! 389 00:18:43,193 --> 00:18:45,895 He is alive! How did you do it? 390 00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:49,128 I called my top veterinarian at the animal sanctuary. 391 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,531 She told me when hamsters get too cold, they hibernate. 392 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,903 Oh, Farfel must have gotten too chilly 393 00:18:53,903 --> 00:18:55,705 when I took him to the terrace! 394 00:18:55,705 --> 00:18:57,837 Undone by my own ignorance! 395 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,340 Huh, this must be what it feels like to be Luke! 396 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,273 (SIGHS) 397 00:19:03,273 --> 00:19:04,744 Kids, can you come here for a second? 398 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:08,748 Emma? 399 00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:11,281 Your Highness? 400 00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:13,423 Oh. 401 00:19:16,286 --> 00:19:17,327 Proceed. 402 00:19:18,388 --> 00:19:19,559 Thank you. 403 00:19:21,431 --> 00:19:23,293 I have something to say to Brooks, 404 00:19:23,293 --> 00:19:25,235 and I want you all to hear. 405 00:19:25,235 --> 00:19:26,736 Wait... 406 00:19:26,736 --> 00:19:28,167 Does this mean you have an answer for me? 407 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,541 Brooks... 408 00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:33,543 All my life I've had this image 409 00:19:33,543 --> 00:19:35,645 in my mind of the perfect guy, 410 00:19:35,645 --> 00:19:38,478 and I've been looking for him in all the wrong places. 411 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,950 Chickaterias, Frankenstein's lab, 412 00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:44,614 in one instance a really shady silver mine in western Nevada. 413 00:19:45,355 --> 00:19:46,516 That's not important. 414 00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:53,263 What's important is that I finally found you 415 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,726 and I've realized... 416 00:19:56,726 --> 00:19:58,368 You're not the perfect guy. 417 00:19:59,629 --> 00:20:00,870 I'm not? 418 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,833 No. 419 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:07,277 Because there is no such thing as the perfect guy. 420 00:20:07,277 --> 00:20:11,281 What you are is the perfect guy for me. 421 00:20:11,281 --> 00:20:13,943 I know, you may have made a mess of trying to win over the kids today, 422 00:20:13,943 --> 00:20:16,246 but I love how hard you tried. 423 00:20:16,246 --> 00:20:17,817 Actually, 424 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,989 Brooks didn't make a total mess of things. 425 00:20:19,989 --> 00:20:22,252 Thanks to him, I've been grabbed by 426 00:20:22,252 --> 00:20:23,893 so many girls in that Haunted House, 427 00:20:23,893 --> 00:20:25,455 the only thing I'm scared of now is 428 00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:26,796 if their boyfriends find out! 429 00:20:27,757 --> 00:20:29,459 And how can I dislike the man 430 00:20:29,459 --> 00:20:32,532 who was so gracious when I falsely accused him of hamster-cide? 431 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,866 And he does make a fine-looking pumpkin. 432 00:20:36,866 --> 00:20:39,709 Plus, he loves you almost as much as we do. 433 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,942 Aw, thank you, guys. 434 00:20:44,974 --> 00:20:46,846 Zuri? 435 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,479 Well, he seems to make you happy. 436 00:20:49,479 --> 00:20:52,251 And he made Luke fear-vomit, so I guess I owe him. 437 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,683 (LAUGHING) 438 00:20:54,884 --> 00:20:55,985 So... 439 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,529 Are you saying what I hope you're saying? 440 00:21:00,390 --> 00:21:01,461 I'm saying... 441 00:21:03,593 --> 00:21:04,964 Yes, I'd love to marry you! 442 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,796 (BOTH LAUGHING) 443 00:21:06,796 --> 00:21:08,037 (ALL CHEERING) 444 00:21:09,038 --> 00:21:10,740 I gather you said yes? 445 00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:13,272 Oh, I did. We're getting married! 446 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,975 Oh! I'm so happy for you! 447 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,308 Ooh! And I have the perfect wedding gift. 448 00:21:18,308 --> 00:21:19,979 I'll get my old boy band together 449 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,981 and we'll sing at your reception! 450 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,383 Oh... 451 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,584 How do you feel about eloping? 452 00:21:28,718 --> 00:21:30,289 Oh, look. 453 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,321 There's Zoey! 454 00:21:31,321 --> 00:21:33,863 Go give her Farfel back and then ask her out. 455 00:21:33,863 --> 00:21:35,425 I will do it! As they say, 456 00:21:35,425 --> 00:21:36,996 there is nothing women like 457 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,968 more than a man with a freshly groomed hamster. 458 00:21:41,571 --> 00:21:43,072 I don't think anyone says that. 459 00:21:49,038 --> 00:21:50,039 Oh. 460 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,312 Sorry, dude. 461 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,415 Hey, we'll find some girls to take through the Haunted House. 462 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,917 Somewhere around the ax-wielding maniac, 463 00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,690 they'll hold hands with anyone. (SCOFFS) 464 00:22:00,690 --> 00:22:03,092 I am both offended and titillated! 465 00:22:07,997 --> 00:22:10,660 So, girls, want to go play Whack-a-Skull? 466 00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:12,031 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 467 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:14,904 Uh-oh, it looks like there is another storm coming. 468 00:22:14,904 --> 00:22:16,406 Someone should tell Bertram. 469 00:22:17,367 --> 00:22:18,738 Whee! 470 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:19,809 Look at it go! 471 00:22:20,910 --> 00:22:22,071 Bertram, don't! That's dangerous! 472 00:22:27,116 --> 00:22:29,579 Ba... Burgers are ready.