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What are you doing,
Bertram?
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Besides reminding me
that I need to clean out my
old trunk full of junk.
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I was thinking,
how can I make all of our
meals truly great?
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Hire someone else
to cook for us?
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I tried. The giant lizard
was a deal breaker.
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No, I meant
by using fresh herbs.
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So, I'm building us
a garden.
Hmm.
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Guys, check it out.
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I just finished my
Driver's Ed class
and got my learner's permit!
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Soon I can drive you guys
all over the city.
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Huh. I always thought
Luke would be the one
to kill me.
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Well, I have lived
a full life.
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No, you haven't.
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Congratulations, Emma,
but why do you
need to drive?
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If you need to
go somewhere,
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you have a limo,
a helicopter,
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and piggyback rides
from Bertram.
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Nuh-uh, I'm out.
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It was all fun and games
until she bought me a saddle.
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Guys, this is a big deal
for me.
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I'm growing up.
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I'm not just some helpless
princess anymore.
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(GASPS) Sneezies.
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(SNEEZES)
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I hate my job.
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(BLOWS NOSE)
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I suggest you leave
before she has
to go "tinkies."
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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I'm ready for
my driving lesson.
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Let's hit the road.
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Before you hit the road,
and possibly some
innocent bystanders,
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your first driving lesson
is gonna be in these chairs.
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Oh, that's a relief.
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For a second there
I thought you guys were
staging a glitter-vention.
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That's next week.
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And how dare you bedazzle
Bertha the Blender?
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You just made
her look cheap.
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Jessie, we don't
need to do this.
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In class, I drove a real car
in the school's parking lot.
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I'm really good.
I hit all the cones.
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I'm missing
my cartoons for this?
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Spoiler alert,
the coyote gets hit
with an anvil.
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All right, fine,
let's get this
over with.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Oh, for the love of...
(SIGHS)
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Ah. (CHUCKLES)
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Okay, now, show me
the first thing you do
before you start the car.
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First, I fasten
my seat belt.
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Very good.
Adjust the mirrors...
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(IMITATES CLICKING
AND SQUEAKING)
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Adjust my seat.
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Mmm-hmm.
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(IMITATE MACHINE WHIRRING)
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Please stop that.
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All right, now,
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driving is all about
paying attention
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and tuning out distractions.
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When have you ever known me
to be easily distracted?
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(GASPS) Ooh, are those
new earrings?
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They're so shiny.
Oh, you... Hey!
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Now, put the car in gear,
and pull out slowly.
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(IMITATING ENGINE NOISE)
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Watch it.
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(HONKING)
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Hey.
I'm bikin' here!
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Emma, you didn't check
for oncoming vehicles.
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That's because
we're in the living room.
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All I have to do
is look out for
oncoming ottomans.
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Okay, let's move on
to something else.
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How about making
a lane change with noisy kids
in the backseat?
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Move over.
You move over.
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She's touching me.
No, I am not!
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Are so.
Make her stop.
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Move.
Quiet.
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Eyes on the road.
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And just wait until
they start throwing stuff.
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She's still touching me.
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Nuh-uh, nuh-uh,
nuh-uh, nuh-uh, nuh-uh!
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Seriously,
you're too close.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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That's it!
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I'm going home!
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Hey! You just jumped out
of a moving vehicle.
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And now,
no one's steering.
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(TOY SQUEAKS)
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Who threw that?
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She did.
He did.
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Okay, Ravi, shake
the Wishing Ball to
see if your Power Pony
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finally makes it out
of the Stable of Sorrow.
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Can we not just call
a vet and put this poor boy
out of his misery?
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Peppermint Pony
is a girl.
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I was talking about me.
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Zuri, I know
it's your turn to
choose what we play,
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but this game is about
as much fun as spell-checking
the dictionary.
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Which is exactly the game
Ravi chose for us last week.
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The batteries appear
to be dead.
(LUKE SCOFFS)
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They obviously died
of boredom.
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I'll be right back.
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Don't move a mule.
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(LAUGHING)
Pony joke.
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Hey, Ravi, catch.
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Ravi, you caught it.
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With your hands
and not your face.
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Which is much better,
and less painful.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GASPS)
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Wow.
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You throw
worse than 50 Cent.
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This is your fault.
What...
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You should know the
only thing I can throw
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is a wicked cool
Reptile Club party.
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Three people
is not a party, Ravi.
It's just sad.
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Even sadder?
Two of them were lost.
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(LAUGHING)
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(GASPS)
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My Wishing Ball.
What the hay
happened in here?
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Nothing.
What Wishing Ball?
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Okay, look.
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I'm trying to turn over
a new leaf.
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So, I won't get mad
if whoever broke it
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just admits it
and apologizes.
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It's a trap.
Like, duh.
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JESSIE: Emma, slow down.
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(STOMPING)
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Jessie, relax.
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And quit stomping your foot.
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There's no brake
on your side.
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No, but now
there's a big hole
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in the floorboard.
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So, if worse comes to worst,
I can Flintstones this thing.
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Emma, focus.
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I am.
Otherwise I could
poke my eye out.
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No... (SOFT GRUNT)
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You're drifting off
the road.
Oh.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
I got it, I got it.
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Ah, hot dog cart!
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Bertram!
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(SCREAMING)
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Emma, why did you hit
the gas instead of the brake?
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Because I wanted to
stop really fast.
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That does not make
sense on any level!
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Bertram,
are you okay?
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(TEARFULLY) Yes.
But my buns are bruised.
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Hey, Ravi.
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So, I talked to Zuri
and I told her what happened.
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Since you have
all your limbs,
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I must assume you are
bleeding internally.
(LUKE SCOFFS)
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No, relax,
I smoothed things over.
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Luke told me that
you broke my Wishing Ball.
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What? No.
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Luke started it.
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See? I told you
he'd try to blame me.
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He may seem innocent,
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but that pocket protector
is just covering
the black hole
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where his heart should be.
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Well, Ravi,
since you broke
something of mine,
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I have no choice
but to break
something of yours...
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No!
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Not my lizard sunglasses!
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Mrs. Kipling
bought those for me
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so I could be the
coolest kid at Lizard Con.
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Yes, I realize
that is an oxymoron.
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No.
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Here's what
payback sounds like.
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(SCREAMING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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Luke,
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00:08:04,565 --> 00:08:07,698
how exactly was that
"smoothing things over"?
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I smoothed things
over for me.
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00:08:09,449 --> 00:08:10,611
What?
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00:08:10,611 --> 00:08:12,202
Oh, was that not clear?
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I don't even know
why we're here.
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I'm never getting behind
the wheel again
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after hitting that
hot dog cart.
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So much blood.
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That was ketchup.
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Look, Emma,
I know how you feel.
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I took my first driver's test
in a tank.
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I missed a stop sign
and completely demolished
an old building.
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I'll always remember
the Alamo.
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Jessie, I'm sad
enough right now
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without hearing about
your pathetic life.
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Can we please go?
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No, Emma.
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00:08:44,444 --> 00:08:46,276
Look, you don't have to take
the driver's test today,
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just at least take
the written part.
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I mean,
you studied so hard for this.
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You even made
your thinky-face.
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I don't ever want
to come back here.
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00:08:55,245 --> 00:08:56,707
It smells like
old retainers,
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and the people here are
supes creepy.
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Emma, the people
aren't that creepy.
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00:09:00,871 --> 00:09:01,922
Really?
207
00:09:05,425 --> 00:09:06,717
Oh, hello.
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00:09:06,717 --> 00:09:08,258
I really like your shoe.
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00:09:08,258 --> 00:09:09,760
It sets off your forehead.
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(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
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00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,382
MAN: Next.
(MUMBLING)
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00:09:14,635 --> 00:09:16,386
Hello, I'm Jessie
and this is Emma.
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00:09:16,386 --> 00:09:18,018
She's just gonna take
the written test today...
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00:09:18,018 --> 00:09:20,981
I stopped listening
after you said, "Hello."
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00:09:20,981 --> 00:09:23,393
Here, fill out
this paperwork.
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00:09:23,393 --> 00:09:25,606
Wow, we have
to fill out all this?
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00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:26,817
We'll be here forever.
218
00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:28,398
Welcome to the DMV.
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Where one hour
feels like a week.
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00:09:31,151 --> 00:09:32,572
Head over there
to take the exam.
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00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,904
Your mother can
go with you,
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00:09:33,904 --> 00:09:35,746
but she's not
allowed to help.
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Mother?
I am her nanny.
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Her just-slightly-older
nanny, for your information.
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00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:42,372
Calm down, lady.
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00:09:42,372 --> 00:09:44,464
It's not like they
stopped rerunning
Matlock or anything.
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(GASPS) I don't watch
Matlock!
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It's on too late
for me.
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I know.
Yeah.
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Hey, Ravi,
have you seen my new
Car Wash Cutie poster?
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This month, Carly
washes a convertible.
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00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:05,315
Oh, um, do you mean...
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00:10:05,315 --> 00:10:07,067
This?
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00:10:07,067 --> 00:10:08,398
Hey, give her back!
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00:10:09,529 --> 00:10:10,861
(GROWLING)
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00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:12,572
Give it back!
237
00:10:12,572 --> 00:10:14,234
Or you can have her.
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00:10:14,234 --> 00:10:16,697
(SIGHS)
It's gonna be a long month.
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00:10:17,828 --> 00:10:21,912
And FYI,
this is what payback
sounds like.
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00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:23,333
(SOFT GRUNT)
Wait, no, no!
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00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:24,454
No, stop...
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00:10:25,245 --> 00:10:27,337
(GRUNTING)
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00:10:29,299 --> 00:10:32,753
Apparently payback
sounds like
a constipated lemur.
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00:10:32,753 --> 00:10:35,015
Oh, forget it!
Here you go,
Mrs. Kipling.
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00:10:35,015 --> 00:10:36,256
Wait! No! No!
(MRS. KIPLING GROWLS)
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(SPUTTERING)
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00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:39,259
(WEEPING) No!
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00:10:42,312 --> 00:10:44,474
All that's left is her...
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00:10:45,355 --> 00:10:47,978
face!
250
00:10:47,978 --> 00:10:51,361
That is what you get
for throwing me under
Zuri's bus of vengeance!
251
00:10:51,361 --> 00:10:53,273
Okay, so we're
both at fault.
252
00:10:53,273 --> 00:10:55,275
But what
Zuri doesn't know
can't hurt me.
253
00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:56,366
Oh, yeah?
254
00:10:57,948 --> 00:10:59,199
Uh...
255
00:10:59,199 --> 00:11:00,580
How much of that
did you hear?
256
00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:03,123
Enough that when
I get through with you,
257
00:11:03,123 --> 00:11:05,585
you're going to be
in more pieces than
that poster.
258
00:11:05,585 --> 00:11:07,337
(ALL ARGUING)
259
00:11:07,788 --> 00:11:09,289
Hey! Hey! Hey!
260
00:11:09,289 --> 00:11:10,751
Are you guys fighting?
Yes!
261
00:11:10,751 --> 00:11:11,922
Do you have any weapons?
262
00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:13,293
No.
Carry on.
263
00:11:13,293 --> 00:11:14,634
(ARGUING CONTINUES)
264
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:21,641
"What does a double
yellow line mean?"
265
00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:23,303
(SOFTLY)
You can't pass!
266
00:11:23,303 --> 00:11:25,145
(SCOFFS)
That's not very nice.
267
00:11:25,145 --> 00:11:26,306
I'm doing my best.
268
00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:29,309
That's what scares me.
269
00:11:31,401 --> 00:11:36,156
"What does a red
octo-gonal sign mean?"
270
00:11:37,157 --> 00:11:38,238
Stop!
271
00:11:38,238 --> 00:11:39,910
Stop? I just started.
272
00:11:41,371 --> 00:11:43,323
Madam!
(CLEARS THROAT) Mmm-hmm?
273
00:11:43,323 --> 00:11:46,877
Do I need to call
one of your adult-aged
children to come and get you?
274
00:11:46,877 --> 00:11:49,499
I'm 22!
275
00:11:49,499 --> 00:11:52,292
But my pockets are
filled with hard candy.
276
00:11:52,292 --> 00:11:53,713
Butterscotch?
277
00:11:56,296 --> 00:11:58,718
Hey, Luke,
look what I have.
278
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,842
(SCOFFS) I hope
it's the part of this poster
I really care about.
279
00:12:03,053 --> 00:12:05,105
You lied to me,
280
00:12:05,105 --> 00:12:07,607
so now I'm gonna
take your Chris Paul
autographed basketball
281
00:12:07,607 --> 00:12:09,229
and bounce pass it
to Bayonne!
282
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,350
No, no, no!
283
00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:11,481
You have this coming!
284
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:14,404
And you, Zuri,
have this coming.
285
00:12:14,404 --> 00:12:16,446
All I have to do is
give it a little push,
286
00:12:16,446 --> 00:12:21,451
and your car will be
as shattered as my dreams
of being popular.
287
00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:25,325
You wreck my race car,
and my vengeance will be
fast and furious!
288
00:12:26,206 --> 00:12:27,747
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
289
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,419
Speaking of vengeance,
Ravi,
290
00:12:29,419 --> 00:12:30,921
since you destroyed
my poster,
291
00:12:30,921 --> 00:12:33,213
I'm going
to destroy your...
292
00:12:33,213 --> 00:12:36,046
Looky-closey-thingy!
293
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:38,718
It is called a microscope,
you ignoramus!
294
00:12:38,718 --> 00:12:41,681
Have you learned
nothing from my
dictionary game nights?
295
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,518
Listen, it's okay
if you failed the test.
296
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,311
Luke fails tests
all the time,
it doesn't seem to hurt him.
297
00:12:51,311 --> 00:12:54,314
I just hope
he never tries to
visit West Dakota.
298
00:12:54,314 --> 00:12:55,395
She passed.
299
00:12:55,395 --> 00:12:56,566
What?
There is no way in he...
300
00:12:56,566 --> 00:12:58,318
Hey, congratulations!
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
301
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:03,283
It doesn't matter.
I'm too scared
to drive again.
302
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,326
Emma, I'm not gonna
let you give up on yourself.
303
00:13:06,326 --> 00:13:09,329
Look, we'll practice
every day, okay? I promise.
304
00:13:09,329 --> 00:13:12,292
So, can we make an
appointment for
sometime next month?
305
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,254
It's what I live for.
Mmm-hmm.
306
00:13:14,254 --> 00:13:17,507
I just need
a valid driver's license
to secure the reservation.
307
00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:20,220
Okay, but I'm warning you,
my license photo
is a little scary.
308
00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:22,012
Oh, don't be silly.
I've seen a thousand...
309
00:13:22,012 --> 00:13:23,223
(SCREAMING)
310
00:13:23,223 --> 00:13:24,975
Why were you growling?
311
00:13:26,346 --> 00:13:29,599
I was having a bad day.
Much like today.
312
00:13:29,599 --> 00:13:33,023
Ma'am, this license
isn't just frightening,
it's expired.
313
00:13:33,023 --> 00:13:36,816
What? (SCOFFS) Fine,
I'll pay the stupid fee.
314
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,028
Emma, can I borrow
some money?
315
00:13:39,439 --> 00:13:41,361
Plus, this license
was issued in Texas.
316
00:13:41,361 --> 00:13:42,993
I can't renew it.
You'll have to take
317
00:13:42,993 --> 00:13:45,285
the driving portion
of the test.
What?
318
00:13:45,285 --> 00:13:47,037
Ugh, old people.
319
00:13:47,037 --> 00:13:50,660
(YELLING) You have to take
the driving portion
of the test!
320
00:13:52,412 --> 00:13:54,044
Fine, but can we hurry it up?
321
00:13:54,044 --> 00:13:56,957
I don't want to be late
for the early bird special.
322
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:58,418
Hard candy?
323
00:14:03,383 --> 00:14:06,096
Okay, it's been
two hours.
324
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:08,228
This ball is
starting to get heavy.
325
00:14:08,228 --> 00:14:10,430
And you think they'd
make these things lighter,
326
00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:13,273
considering nerds
have to carry them.
327
00:14:13,273 --> 00:14:16,977
Before our next standoff,
remind me
to use the rest room.
328
00:14:18,688 --> 00:14:20,360
Okay, look.
329
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,363
What do you say
we all stand down
on the count of three?
330
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,864
Zuri is right.
331
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,786
Look at what
we have become.
332
00:14:26,786 --> 00:14:30,370
We should put aside
our differences and end this,
once and for all.
333
00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:33,083
Okay...
334
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,544
One.
335
00:14:34,544 --> 00:14:35,625
Two.
336
00:14:37,337 --> 00:14:38,878
Math makes me nervous.
337
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:41,922
Three.
338
00:14:44,054 --> 00:14:45,305
Huzzah!
339
00:14:45,305 --> 00:14:47,347
Now we have
no more grudges.
340
00:14:47,347 --> 00:14:48,428
(GROWLING)
341
00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:51,851
Except for Mrs. Kipling!
342
00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:53,013
She's still peeved.
343
00:14:53,013 --> 00:14:54,434
(GROWLING)
344
00:14:54,434 --> 00:14:56,226
(SHRIEKS) My car!
345
00:14:56,226 --> 00:14:57,397
(ALL GASP)
346
00:15:01,231 --> 00:15:03,443
The gas pedal
must be stuck.
Look out!
347
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,825
Whoa!
(SCREAMING)
348
00:15:05,825 --> 00:15:06,987
I got it!
I got it!
349
00:15:06,987 --> 00:15:08,788
(PANICKED YELLING)
350
00:15:08,788 --> 00:15:09,990
(ZURI SCREAMING)
351
00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:12,292
RAVI: Oh, no, no, no!
352
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,208
(CRASHING)
(GASPS)
353
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:21,671
Whoa!
It bounced off the awning
right into the street.
354
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:22,842
And into that parade.
355
00:15:24,004 --> 00:15:25,255
Was that the mayor?
356
00:15:25,255 --> 00:15:26,546
(GASPS)
357
00:15:26,546 --> 00:15:28,468
Sorry, Your Honor!
358
00:15:28,468 --> 00:15:29,639
ZURI: Run.
Whoa.
359
00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:35,555
There.
Perfect lane change,
if I do say so myself.
360
00:15:35,555 --> 00:15:37,557
And I do.
361
00:15:37,557 --> 00:15:40,650
You can't tell,
but this is my
impressed face.
362
00:15:42,902 --> 00:15:45,235
Wow, your girlfriend
is a really lucky woman.
363
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,407
I don't have a girlfriend.
And stop hitting on me.
364
00:15:49,489 --> 00:15:51,621
Just pass this test,
because you're going to be
365
00:15:51,621 --> 00:15:54,414
driving me around
until you really are old.
366
00:15:54,414 --> 00:15:56,286
Emma, you've got to
get over your fear.
367
00:15:56,286 --> 00:15:58,208
Look, with focus
and preparation,
368
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,919
driving really
isn't that scary.
369
00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:02,252
(SCREAMS)
Tiny car, twelve o'clock!
370
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,673
(ALL SCREAM)
371
00:16:04,754 --> 00:16:07,427
Hey, wait,
was that Zuri's car?
372
00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:09,889
And why is it
chasing the mayor?
373
00:16:09,889 --> 00:16:11,301
Watch out! Ducks!
(DUCKS SQUAWKING)
374
00:16:11,301 --> 00:16:12,972
(SCREAMS)
Kids!
375
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,095
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Mime!
376
00:16:15,095 --> 00:16:16,396
Actually,
you can hit the mime.
377
00:16:16,396 --> 00:16:18,308
It's not like
he's gonna scream.
378
00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:19,559
Jaywalker!
379
00:16:19,559 --> 00:16:21,231
(SCREAMS)
380
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,402
(GASPS)
381
00:16:22,402 --> 00:16:23,443
Water!
382
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,315
(ALL SCREAMING)
383
00:16:26,566 --> 00:16:27,657
(GASPS)
384
00:16:28,778 --> 00:16:30,280
Is everybody okay?
385
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,493
Man, old people
are terrible drivers.
386
00:16:35,115 --> 00:16:37,537
You just talked
yourself out of
a butterscotch, sonny.
387
00:16:39,119 --> 00:16:41,291
I guess I failed the test.
388
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,673
On the contrary.
You passed.
389
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:45,505
I did?
She did?
390
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,628
She had a fender bender
with a flounder.
391
00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:51,221
True, but Jessie's
brilliant defensive driving
392
00:16:51,221 --> 00:16:53,303
saved the lives of
several children,
393
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:57,097
multiple ducks,
and one overdressed
hot dog enthusiast.
394
00:16:57,097 --> 00:16:58,638
I also avoided that mime.
395
00:16:58,638 --> 00:17:00,770
I know.
I docked you
a point for that.
396
00:17:04,234 --> 00:17:07,407
Listen, there's no reason
for all of us to get punished.
397
00:17:07,407 --> 00:17:09,279
Only one of us has
to take the fall.
398
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,740
Luke's right.
399
00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:13,073
Ravi, you're
a first time offender.
400
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,655
Judge Jessie
will go easy on you.
401
00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:17,997
Plus, what does it matter
if you get grounded?
402
00:17:17,997 --> 00:17:20,710
It's not like this
was the year you were
gonna get invited to stuff.
403
00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:22,292
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
404
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:26,426
I will have you know
I have been invited
to the school assembly.
405
00:17:26,426 --> 00:17:28,258
Everybody gets
invited to those.
406
00:17:28,258 --> 00:17:30,260
(LAUGHS)
407
00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:32,432
Well, then I am
particularly offended
408
00:17:32,432 --> 00:17:34,434
that I was not on the
guest list last semester.
409
00:17:35,515 --> 00:17:38,098
Why do you not take
the blame, Luke?
410
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,350
After all,
what is one more black mark
411
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,232
on an already
besmirched record?
412
00:17:42,232 --> 00:17:43,563
Me?
413
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,064
Oh, what about Zuri?
414
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,986
She can just give Jessie
the old "puppy dog eyes"
415
00:17:46,986 --> 00:17:48,568
and she'll be back
on the streets in no time.
416
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,360
RAVI: I concur.
417
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,953
Zuri taking the blame
is the best of all options.
418
00:17:53,953 --> 00:17:55,865
Especially
for Luke and I.
(LAUGHS)
419
00:17:55,865 --> 00:17:57,327
(IMITATE EXPLOSION)
420
00:17:58,538 --> 00:18:00,370
Fine.
I'll take the heat.
421
00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:06,336
You know,
all I really wanted was
422
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:09,259
for you two to apologize
for breaking my Ball.
423
00:18:09,259 --> 00:18:12,051
Oh, like you would have
let us off the hook that easy.
424
00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:16,676
Yes, you are not
exactly known for your
forgiving personality.
425
00:18:16,676 --> 00:18:19,639
Actually,
I might have surprised you.
426
00:18:19,639 --> 00:18:22,602
But you'll never know,
because you guys didn't
give me the chance.
427
00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:28,228
(GROANS) I feel terrible.
428
00:18:28,228 --> 00:18:29,489
Me too.
429
00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:35,235
Everybody gets invited
to school assemblies?
430
00:18:35,235 --> 00:18:38,368
I can't believe we both
passed our driving tests
on the same day.
431
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:41,201
I know. I'm sorry
you had to take it
in a waterlogged limo.
432
00:18:41,201 --> 00:18:43,203
I still have a polliwog
in my pants.
433
00:18:45,044 --> 00:18:48,378
Despite that,
you really inspired me,
Jessie.
434
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:49,709
Aw. Well,
435
00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:51,421
it's what any great
leader would do.
436
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,843
What was it?
My encouraging words?
437
00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:55,595
My never-say-die attitude?
438
00:18:55,595 --> 00:18:58,678
No, you drove into a lake
and still passed.
439
00:18:58,678 --> 00:19:02,222
I knew there was no way
I could do worse than that.
440
00:19:02,222 --> 00:19:04,684
Well, great leaders
inspire in different ways.
441
00:19:05,355 --> 00:19:06,356
Next.
442
00:19:06,356 --> 00:19:09,399
Hmm.
Oh, Miss Prescott.
443
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:12,111
Are you here to get
your submarine license?
444
00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:15,865
No. I already failed that
test because I ran aground.
445
00:19:15,865 --> 00:19:18,238
Ironic, isn't it?
(CHUCKLES)
446
00:19:18,238 --> 00:19:19,949
We're here to get
our photos taken.
Mmm-hmm.
447
00:19:19,949 --> 00:19:21,871
Swell.
Step in front
of the screen
448
00:19:21,871 --> 00:19:23,243
and try not to
spill anything.
449
00:19:23,243 --> 00:19:24,954
I'm also the janitor.
450
00:19:26,586 --> 00:19:28,338
Okay.
451
00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:29,499
Let me just fix
my hair first.
452
00:19:29,499 --> 00:19:31,841
Can't go another six years
with Wolfman's ID.
453
00:19:31,841 --> 00:19:33,713
(SHUTTER CLICKS)
454
00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:35,295
Wait! Hey, wait!
I wasn't ready.
455
00:19:35,295 --> 00:19:37,927
The DMV motto is
"always be ready."
456
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,469
We're like the Marines,
but boring.
457
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,475
Oh, come on.
458
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,477
Let me take another one.
459
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:48,858
Sorry, we're too busy.
460
00:19:48,858 --> 00:19:50,730
Plus, this makes me laugh.
(LAUGHS)
461
00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:51,861
Next.
462
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,193
(GASPS)
Ooh, that's me!
463
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,655
Yes.
464
00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:57,487
Whoa. Hey, where did
the glam squad come from?
465
00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:59,369
A magazine shoot
in the Maldives.
466
00:19:59,369 --> 00:20:00,370
I have them
on speed dial.
467
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,284
(SHUTTER CLICKS)
468
00:20:04,284 --> 00:20:05,705
Beautiful.
(SHUTTER CLICKS)
469
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,207
Oh! Yeah!
(SHUTTER CLICKS)
470
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,789
Work it, girl!
(CHUCKLES)
471
00:20:09,789 --> 00:20:11,040
Now pout.
472
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,962
Ooh!
More of that.
(SHUTTER CLICKING)
473
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,464
I could stay here all day.
474
00:20:15,425 --> 00:20:17,176
(SHUTTER CLICKS)
475
00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:19,048
Oh, but you didn't have
time to take one more of me?
476
00:20:19,048 --> 00:20:21,010
You drove me into a lake.
477
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:22,221
That's... Fair.
478
00:20:26,686 --> 00:20:28,688
Well, my license picture
came out great.
479
00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:29,899
Look, I'm glowing.
480
00:20:29,899 --> 00:20:32,352
Emma, I'm sure
it's very pretty, but I...
481
00:20:35,815 --> 00:20:37,116
Wow.
482
00:20:37,116 --> 00:20:39,118
It's a good thing
police officers
wear sunglasses.
483
00:20:39,118 --> 00:20:40,280
Yeah.
484
00:20:41,661 --> 00:20:43,533
Meanwhile, I look like
I got attacked by bees.
485
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,038
Hey, everyone!
Pizza!
486
00:20:49,038 --> 00:20:51,421
Awesome!
I love pizza!
487
00:20:51,421 --> 00:20:54,213
Bertram didn't cook it,
did he?
488
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,676
Great, now that
I have your attention,
who broke the desk?
489
00:20:57,837 --> 00:20:59,839
Oh, dang it.
490
00:20:59,839 --> 00:21:03,262
I cannot believe we fell
for the old nonexistent
pizza ploy.
491
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,306
Yeah, it worked
better than my,
"Hey, kids, Brussels sprouts."
492
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,937
You didn't come out
of your rooms for a week.
493
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,149
BTW...
494
00:21:10,149 --> 00:21:12,812
Why was Zuri's car driving
down Central Park West?
495
00:21:12,812 --> 00:21:15,565
Because the traffic is
terrible on Broadway?
496
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:17,857
(SIGHS)
497
00:21:17,857 --> 00:21:19,198
Jessie, it was an accid...
498
00:21:19,198 --> 00:21:20,199
I did it.
499
00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:23,613
No, we did it.
500
00:21:23,613 --> 00:21:26,285
The desk, the car,
all of it.
501
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,037
Zuri is blameless.
502
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,709
We're really sorry,
503
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,081
for everything.
504
00:21:34,464 --> 00:21:36,336
They're just trying
to protect me.
505
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,968
But the truth is,
it was my fault too.
506
00:21:38,968 --> 00:21:41,300
Wow,
so everyone's confessing
507
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,683
and I didn't even have
to get the hose? (GASPS)
508
00:21:43,683 --> 00:21:45,475
You guys are growing up.
509
00:21:45,475 --> 00:21:47,557
Does that mean you are
not going to ground us?
510
00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:50,059
Aw. (CHUCKLES)
No, you're grounded.
511
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:52,352
But I'll tell your parents
Bertram broke the desk.
512
00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:53,563
I already told them
he sank the limo.
513
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:54,734
(CHUCKLES)
514
00:21:54,734 --> 00:21:56,025
That's a long story.
515
00:21:58,738 --> 00:22:01,901
Now remember, Bertram,
before you cross the street,
look both ways.
516
00:22:01,901 --> 00:22:04,574
I know, Jessie.
I'm not a child.
517
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,448
Oh, my shoe is untied!
518
00:22:08,448 --> 00:22:10,249
Could you put the bunny
through the hole for me?
519
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:13,543
Fine.
520
00:22:13,543 --> 00:22:15,294
But tomorrow morning,
you're wearing Velcro.
521
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,217
(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
522
00:22:18,217 --> 00:22:19,629
Out of the way, tourist!
523
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:21,511
(SCREAMS)
524
00:22:21,511 --> 00:22:24,173
You have to watch
for bikes, too.
525
00:22:24,173 --> 00:22:25,805
Maybe you should
just stay inside.
526
00:22:25,805 --> 00:22:27,056
Agreed. (PANTING)
527
00:22:27,056 --> 00:22:28,347
But for crying out loud,
528
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,600
would someone please
just get me a hot dog?