1 00:00:06,717 --> 00:00:08,799 What are you doing, Bertram? 2 00:00:08,799 --> 00:00:14,135 Besides reminding me that I need to clean out my old trunk full of junk. 3 00:00:14,135 --> 00:00:18,059 I was thinking, how can I make all of our meals truly great? 4 00:00:18,059 --> 00:00:20,771 Hire someone else to cook for us? 5 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:24,065 I tried. The giant lizard was a deal breaker. 6 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:27,278 No, I meant by using fresh herbs. 7 00:00:27,278 --> 00:00:29,320 So, I'm building us a garden. Hmm. 8 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,412 Guys, check it out. 9 00:00:31,412 --> 00:00:35,536 I just finished my Driver's Ed class and got my learner's permit! 10 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:38,419 Soon I can drive you guys all over the city. 11 00:00:38,419 --> 00:00:41,462 Huh. I always thought Luke would be the one to kill me. 12 00:00:41,462 --> 00:00:43,624 Well, I have lived a full life. 13 00:00:43,624 --> 00:00:46,006 No, you haven't. 14 00:00:46,006 --> 00:00:48,929 Congratulations, Emma, but why do you need to drive? 15 00:00:48,929 --> 00:00:50,171 If you need to go somewhere, 16 00:00:50,171 --> 00:00:51,552 you have a limo, a helicopter, 17 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:52,933 and piggyback rides from Bertram. 18 00:00:52,933 --> 00:00:54,725 Nuh-uh, I'm out. 19 00:00:54,725 --> 00:00:57,768 It was all fun and games until she bought me a saddle. 20 00:00:59,270 --> 00:01:02,062 Guys, this is a big deal for me. 21 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,314 I'm growing up. 22 00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:05,736 I'm not just some helpless princess anymore. 23 00:01:06,687 --> 00:01:08,569 (GASPS) Sneezies. 24 00:01:09,860 --> 00:01:11,322 (SNEEZES) 25 00:01:11,322 --> 00:01:13,033 I hate my job. 26 00:01:13,033 --> 00:01:14,575 (BLOWS NOSE) 27 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:17,368 I suggest you leave before she has to go "tinkies." 28 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:22,203 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh 29 00:01:22,203 --> 00:01:25,506 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 30 00:01:25,506 --> 00:01:29,170 ♪ It feels like a party every day 31 00:01:29,170 --> 00:01:32,633 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 32 00:01:32,633 --> 00:01:36,307 ♪ But they keep on pulling me every which way 33 00:01:36,307 --> 00:01:39,810 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 34 00:01:39,810 --> 00:01:43,354 ♪ My whole world is changing Turning around 35 00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:47,067 ♪ They got me going crazy Yeah, they're shaking the ground 36 00:01:47,067 --> 00:01:50,531 ♪ But they took a chance on the new girl in town 37 00:01:50,531 --> 00:01:54,195 ♪ And I don't want to let them down, down, down 38 00:01:54,195 --> 00:01:55,326 ♪ Hey Jessie 39 00:01:57,698 --> 00:01:59,410 ♪ Hey Jessie 40 00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:05,005 ♪ It feels like a party every day 41 00:02:05,005 --> 00:02:08,299 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪ 42 00:02:12,753 --> 00:02:14,425 I'm ready for my driving lesson. 43 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:15,966 Let's hit the road. 44 00:02:15,966 --> 00:02:18,929 Before you hit the road, and possibly some innocent bystanders, 45 00:02:18,929 --> 00:02:21,472 your first driving lesson is gonna be in these chairs. 46 00:02:21,472 --> 00:02:23,394 Oh, that's a relief. 47 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:26,227 For a second there I thought you guys were staging a glitter-vention. 48 00:02:26,767 --> 00:02:28,229 That's next week. 49 00:02:28,229 --> 00:02:31,232 And how dare you bedazzle Bertha the Blender? 50 00:02:31,232 --> 00:02:33,113 You just made her look cheap. 51 00:02:34,405 --> 00:02:36,237 Jessie, we don't need to do this. 52 00:02:36,237 --> 00:02:38,409 In class, I drove a real car in the school's parking lot. 53 00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:40,741 I'm really good. I hit all the cones. 54 00:02:41,952 --> 00:02:45,085 I'm missing my cartoons for this? 55 00:02:45,085 --> 00:02:47,668 Spoiler alert, the coyote gets hit with an anvil. 56 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,882 All right, fine, let's get this over with. 57 00:02:53,053 --> 00:02:54,425 (CLEARS THROAT) 58 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:56,347 Oh, for the love of... (SIGHS) 59 00:02:57,968 --> 00:02:59,220 Ah. (CHUCKLES) 60 00:03:01,352 --> 00:03:04,645 Okay, now, show me the first thing you do before you start the car. 61 00:03:04,645 --> 00:03:06,477 First, I fasten my seat belt. 62 00:03:06,477 --> 00:03:08,479 Very good. Adjust the mirrors... 63 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:09,730 (IMITATES CLICKING AND SQUEAKING) 64 00:03:12,863 --> 00:03:14,235 Adjust my seat. 65 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:15,366 Mmm-hmm. 66 00:03:15,366 --> 00:03:18,449 (IMITATE MACHINE WHIRRING) 67 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:24,995 Please stop that. 68 00:03:26,667 --> 00:03:28,249 All right, now, 69 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:30,251 driving is all about paying attention 70 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:32,092 and tuning out distractions. 71 00:03:32,092 --> 00:03:34,214 When have you ever known me to be easily distracted? 72 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,216 (GASPS) Ooh, are those new earrings? 73 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,429 They're so shiny. Oh, you... Hey! 74 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:43,223 Now, put the car in gear, and pull out slowly. 75 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,645 (IMITATING ENGINE NOISE) 76 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:46,937 Watch it. 77 00:03:46,937 --> 00:03:48,439 (HONKING) 78 00:03:48,439 --> 00:03:50,401 Hey. I'm bikin' here! 79 00:03:52,813 --> 00:03:55,446 Emma, you didn't check for oncoming vehicles. 80 00:03:55,446 --> 00:03:56,947 That's because we're in the living room. 81 00:03:56,947 --> 00:03:58,859 All I have to do is look out for oncoming ottomans. 82 00:04:00,361 --> 00:04:02,162 Okay, let's move on to something else. 83 00:04:02,162 --> 00:04:04,995 How about making a lane change with noisy kids in the backseat? 84 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:07,328 Move over. You move over. 85 00:04:07,328 --> 00:04:09,370 She's touching me. No, I am not! 86 00:04:09,370 --> 00:04:11,211 Are so. Make her stop. 87 00:04:11,211 --> 00:04:12,423 Move. Quiet. 88 00:04:12,423 --> 00:04:13,964 Eyes on the road. 89 00:04:13,964 --> 00:04:15,836 And just wait until they start throwing stuff. 90 00:04:15,836 --> 00:04:17,378 She's still touching me. 91 00:04:17,378 --> 00:04:18,879 Nuh-uh, nuh-uh, nuh-uh, nuh-uh, nuh-uh! 92 00:04:18,879 --> 00:04:20,260 Seriously, you're too close. 93 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:23,344 (BOTH GRUNTING) 94 00:04:26,096 --> 00:04:27,187 That's it! 95 00:04:27,187 --> 00:04:28,188 I'm going home! 96 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,062 Hey! You just jumped out of a moving vehicle. 97 00:04:32,062 --> 00:04:33,273 And now, no one's steering. 98 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,525 (TOY SQUEAKS) 99 00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:35,736 Who threw that? 100 00:04:35,736 --> 00:04:37,067 She did. He did. 101 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:43,614 Okay, Ravi, shake the Wishing Ball to see if your Power Pony 102 00:04:43,614 --> 00:04:47,538 finally makes it out of the Stable of Sorrow. 103 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:51,332 Can we not just call a vet and put this poor boy out of his misery? 104 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:53,293 Peppermint Pony is a girl. 105 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:56,627 I was talking about me. 106 00:04:56,627 --> 00:04:59,550 Zuri, I know it's your turn to choose what we play, 107 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:04,094 but this game is about as much fun as spell-checking the dictionary. 108 00:05:04,094 --> 00:05:07,428 Which is exactly the game Ravi chose for us last week. 109 00:05:09,430 --> 00:05:11,692 The batteries appear to be dead. (LUKE SCOFFS) 110 00:05:11,692 --> 00:05:13,524 They obviously died of boredom. 111 00:05:15,356 --> 00:05:16,987 I'll be right back. 112 00:05:16,987 --> 00:05:19,029 Don't move a mule. 113 00:05:19,029 --> 00:05:20,401 (LAUGHING) Pony joke. 114 00:05:25,205 --> 00:05:26,537 Hey, Ravi, catch. 115 00:05:28,409 --> 00:05:30,040 Ravi, you caught it. 116 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,792 With your hands and not your face. 117 00:05:31,792 --> 00:05:35,215 Which is much better, and less painful. 118 00:05:35,215 --> 00:05:36,216 (GRUNTS) 119 00:05:38,629 --> 00:05:39,960 (GASPS) 120 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,422 Wow. 121 00:05:41,422 --> 00:05:43,053 You throw worse than 50 Cent. 122 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,136 This is your fault. What... 123 00:05:46,136 --> 00:05:48,268 You should know the only thing I can throw 124 00:05:48,268 --> 00:05:50,811 is a wicked cool Reptile Club party. 125 00:05:50,811 --> 00:05:53,974 Three people is not a party, Ravi. It's just sad. 126 00:05:55,436 --> 00:05:57,978 Even sadder? Two of them were lost. 127 00:05:57,978 --> 00:05:59,239 (LAUGHING) 128 00:05:59,239 --> 00:06:01,191 (GASPS) 129 00:06:01,191 --> 00:06:04,405 My Wishing Ball. What the hay happened in here? 130 00:06:04,405 --> 00:06:07,197 Nothing. What Wishing Ball? 131 00:06:07,197 --> 00:06:08,619 Okay, look. 132 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:11,121 I'm trying to turn over a new leaf. 133 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:13,754 So, I won't get mad if whoever broke it 134 00:06:13,754 --> 00:06:16,376 just admits it and apologizes. 135 00:06:17,548 --> 00:06:19,420 It's a trap. Like, duh. 136 00:06:21,842 --> 00:06:23,003 JESSIE: Emma, slow down. 137 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:26,266 (STOMPING) 138 00:06:26,266 --> 00:06:27,558 Jessie, relax. 139 00:06:27,558 --> 00:06:28,849 And quit stomping your foot. 140 00:06:28,849 --> 00:06:30,431 There's no brake on your side. 141 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:31,512 No, but now there's a big hole 142 00:06:31,512 --> 00:06:33,223 in the floorboard. 143 00:06:33,223 --> 00:06:34,435 So, if worse comes to worst, I can Flintstones this thing. 144 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,479 Emma, focus. 145 00:06:38,479 --> 00:06:41,111 I am. Otherwise I could poke my eye out. 146 00:06:41,111 --> 00:06:42,573 No... (SOFT GRUNT) 147 00:06:42,573 --> 00:06:44,114 You're drifting off the road. Oh. 148 00:06:44,114 --> 00:06:45,486 (TIRES SCREECHING) I got it, I got it. 149 00:06:45,486 --> 00:06:46,947 Ah, hot dog cart! 150 00:06:46,947 --> 00:06:48,028 Bertram! 151 00:06:48,028 --> 00:06:49,029 (SCREAMING) 152 00:06:52,953 --> 00:06:55,415 Emma, why did you hit the gas instead of the brake? 153 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:59,299 Because I wanted to stop really fast. 154 00:06:59,299 --> 00:07:02,132 That does not make sense on any level! 155 00:07:04,044 --> 00:07:05,846 Bertram, are you okay? 156 00:07:05,846 --> 00:07:09,309 (TEARFULLY) Yes. But my buns are bruised. 157 00:07:12,262 --> 00:07:13,604 Hey, Ravi. 158 00:07:13,604 --> 00:07:15,726 So, I talked to Zuri and I told her what happened. 159 00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:17,397 Since you have all your limbs, 160 00:07:17,397 --> 00:07:20,651 I must assume you are bleeding internally. (LUKE SCOFFS) 161 00:07:20,651 --> 00:07:23,023 No, relax, I smoothed things over. 162 00:07:23,023 --> 00:07:25,696 Luke told me that you broke my Wishing Ball. 163 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:27,237 What? No. 164 00:07:27,237 --> 00:07:28,659 Luke started it. 165 00:07:28,659 --> 00:07:30,661 See? I told you he'd try to blame me. 166 00:07:30,661 --> 00:07:32,242 He may seem innocent, 167 00:07:32,242 --> 00:07:34,745 but that pocket protector is just covering the black hole 168 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:35,786 where his heart should be. 169 00:07:37,538 --> 00:07:41,171 Well, Ravi, since you broke something of mine, 170 00:07:41,171 --> 00:07:43,794 I have no choice but to break something of yours... 171 00:07:44,585 --> 00:07:45,756 No! 172 00:07:45,756 --> 00:07:47,968 Not my lizard sunglasses! 173 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,389 Mrs. Kipling bought those for me 174 00:07:49,389 --> 00:07:51,552 so I could be the coolest kid at Lizard Con. 175 00:07:51,552 --> 00:07:53,894 Yes, I realize that is an oxymoron. 176 00:07:53,894 --> 00:07:55,355 No. 177 00:07:55,355 --> 00:07:57,518 Here's what payback sounds like. 178 00:07:59,099 --> 00:08:00,811 (SCREAMING) 179 00:08:01,361 --> 00:08:02,362 (WHIMPERING) 180 00:08:03,063 --> 00:08:04,565 Luke, 181 00:08:04,565 --> 00:08:07,698 how exactly was that "smoothing things over"? 182 00:08:07,698 --> 00:08:09,449 I smoothed things over for me. 183 00:08:09,449 --> 00:08:10,611 What? 184 00:08:10,611 --> 00:08:12,202 Oh, was that not clear? 185 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:18,378 I don't even know why we're here. 186 00:08:18,378 --> 00:08:19,960 I'm never getting behind the wheel again 187 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,882 after hitting that hot dog cart. 188 00:08:21,882 --> 00:08:23,253 So much blood. 189 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,675 That was ketchup. 190 00:08:24,675 --> 00:08:26,386 Look, Emma, I know how you feel. 191 00:08:26,386 --> 00:08:29,429 I took my first driver's test in a tank. 192 00:08:29,429 --> 00:08:33,303 I missed a stop sign and completely demolished an old building. 193 00:08:33,303 --> 00:08:35,225 I'll always remember the Alamo. 194 00:08:36,396 --> 00:08:38,559 Jessie, I'm sad enough right now 195 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,350 without hearing about your pathetic life. 196 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:42,943 Can we please go? 197 00:08:42,943 --> 00:08:44,444 No, Emma. 198 00:08:44,444 --> 00:08:46,276 Look, you don't have to take the driver's test today, 199 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:47,908 just at least take the written part. 200 00:08:47,908 --> 00:08:49,610 I mean, you studied so hard for this. 201 00:08:49,610 --> 00:08:51,411 You even made your thinky-face. 202 00:08:53,413 --> 00:08:55,245 I don't ever want to come back here. 203 00:08:55,245 --> 00:08:56,707 It smells like old retainers, 204 00:08:56,707 --> 00:08:58,749 and the people here are supes creepy. 205 00:08:58,749 --> 00:09:00,871 Emma, the people aren't that creepy. 206 00:09:00,871 --> 00:09:01,922 Really? 207 00:09:05,425 --> 00:09:06,717 Oh, hello. 208 00:09:06,717 --> 00:09:08,258 I really like your shoe. 209 00:09:08,258 --> 00:09:09,760 It sets off your forehead. 210 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,051 (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) 211 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,382 MAN: Next. (MUMBLING) 212 00:09:14,635 --> 00:09:16,386 Hello, I'm Jessie and this is Emma. 213 00:09:16,386 --> 00:09:18,018 She's just gonna take the written test today... 214 00:09:18,018 --> 00:09:20,981 I stopped listening after you said, "Hello." 215 00:09:20,981 --> 00:09:23,393 Here, fill out this paperwork. 216 00:09:23,393 --> 00:09:25,606 Wow, we have to fill out all this? 217 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:26,817 We'll be here forever. 218 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:28,398 Welcome to the DMV. 219 00:09:28,398 --> 00:09:31,151 Where one hour feels like a week. 220 00:09:31,151 --> 00:09:32,572 Head over there to take the exam. 221 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,904 Your mother can go with you, 222 00:09:33,904 --> 00:09:35,746 but she's not allowed to help. 223 00:09:35,746 --> 00:09:37,828 Mother? I am her nanny. 224 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:40,370 Her just-slightly-older nanny, for your information. 225 00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:42,372 Calm down, lady. 226 00:09:42,372 --> 00:09:44,464 It's not like they stopped rerunning Matlock or anything. 227 00:09:44,464 --> 00:09:48,168 (GASPS) I don't watch Matlock! 228 00:09:48,168 --> 00:09:49,209 It's on too late for me. 229 00:09:49,209 --> 00:09:50,210 I know. Yeah. 230 00:09:55,515 --> 00:09:59,179 Hey, Ravi, have you seen my new Car Wash Cutie poster? 231 00:09:59,179 --> 00:10:01,852 This month, Carly washes a convertible. 232 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:05,315 Oh, um, do you mean... 233 00:10:05,315 --> 00:10:07,067 This? 234 00:10:07,067 --> 00:10:08,398 Hey, give her back! 235 00:10:09,529 --> 00:10:10,861 (GROWLING) 236 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:12,572 Give it back! 237 00:10:12,572 --> 00:10:14,234 Or you can have her. 238 00:10:14,234 --> 00:10:16,697 (SIGHS) It's gonna be a long month. 239 00:10:17,828 --> 00:10:21,912 And FYI, this is what payback sounds like. 240 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:23,333 (SOFT GRUNT) Wait, no, no! 241 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:24,454 No, stop... 242 00:10:25,245 --> 00:10:27,337 (GRUNTING) 243 00:10:29,299 --> 00:10:32,753 Apparently payback sounds like a constipated lemur. 244 00:10:32,753 --> 00:10:35,015 Oh, forget it! Here you go, Mrs. Kipling. 245 00:10:35,015 --> 00:10:36,256 Wait! No! No! (MRS. KIPLING GROWLS) 246 00:10:36,256 --> 00:10:38,258 (SPUTTERING) 247 00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:39,259 (WEEPING) No! 248 00:10:42,312 --> 00:10:44,474 All that's left is her... 249 00:10:45,355 --> 00:10:47,978 face! 250 00:10:47,978 --> 00:10:51,361 That is what you get for throwing me under Zuri's bus of vengeance! 251 00:10:51,361 --> 00:10:53,273 Okay, so we're both at fault. 252 00:10:53,273 --> 00:10:55,275 But what Zuri doesn't know can't hurt me. 253 00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:56,366 Oh, yeah? 254 00:10:57,948 --> 00:10:59,199 Uh... 255 00:10:59,199 --> 00:11:00,580 How much of that did you hear? 256 00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:03,123 Enough that when I get through with you, 257 00:11:03,123 --> 00:11:05,585 you're going to be in more pieces than that poster. 258 00:11:05,585 --> 00:11:07,337 (ALL ARGUING) 259 00:11:07,788 --> 00:11:09,289 Hey! Hey! Hey! 260 00:11:09,289 --> 00:11:10,751 Are you guys fighting? Yes! 261 00:11:10,751 --> 00:11:11,922 Do you have any weapons? 262 00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:13,293 No. Carry on. 263 00:11:13,293 --> 00:11:14,634 (ARGUING CONTINUES) 264 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:21,641 "What does a double yellow line mean?" 265 00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:23,303 (SOFTLY) You can't pass! 266 00:11:23,303 --> 00:11:25,145 (SCOFFS) That's not very nice. 267 00:11:25,145 --> 00:11:26,306 I'm doing my best. 268 00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:29,309 That's what scares me. 269 00:11:31,401 --> 00:11:36,156 "What does a red octo-gonal sign mean?" 270 00:11:37,157 --> 00:11:38,238 Stop! 271 00:11:38,238 --> 00:11:39,910 Stop? I just started. 272 00:11:41,371 --> 00:11:43,323 Madam! (CLEARS THROAT) Mmm-hmm? 273 00:11:43,323 --> 00:11:46,877 Do I need to call one of your adult-aged children to come and get you? 274 00:11:46,877 --> 00:11:49,499 I'm 22! 275 00:11:49,499 --> 00:11:52,292 But my pockets are filled with hard candy. 276 00:11:52,292 --> 00:11:53,713 Butterscotch? 277 00:11:56,296 --> 00:11:58,718 Hey, Luke, look what I have. 278 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,842 (SCOFFS) I hope it's the part of this poster I really care about. 279 00:12:03,053 --> 00:12:05,105 You lied to me, 280 00:12:05,105 --> 00:12:07,607 so now I'm gonna take your Chris Paul autographed basketball 281 00:12:07,607 --> 00:12:09,229 and bounce pass it to Bayonne! 282 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,350 No, no, no! 283 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:11,481 You have this coming! 284 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:14,404 And you, Zuri, have this coming. 285 00:12:14,404 --> 00:12:16,446 All I have to do is give it a little push, 286 00:12:16,446 --> 00:12:21,451 and your car will be as shattered as my dreams of being popular. 287 00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:25,325 You wreck my race car, and my vengeance will be fast and furious! 288 00:12:26,206 --> 00:12:27,747 Oh! (CHUCKLES) 289 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,419 Speaking of vengeance, Ravi, 290 00:12:29,419 --> 00:12:30,921 since you destroyed my poster, 291 00:12:30,921 --> 00:12:33,213 I'm going to destroy your... 292 00:12:33,213 --> 00:12:36,046 Looky-closey-thingy! 293 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:38,718 It is called a microscope, you ignoramus! 294 00:12:38,718 --> 00:12:41,681 Have you learned nothing from my dictionary game nights? 295 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,518 Listen, it's okay if you failed the test. 296 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,311 Luke fails tests all the time, it doesn't seem to hurt him. 297 00:12:51,311 --> 00:12:54,314 I just hope he never tries to visit West Dakota. 298 00:12:54,314 --> 00:12:55,395 She passed. 299 00:12:55,395 --> 00:12:56,566 What? There is no way in he... 300 00:12:56,566 --> 00:12:58,318 Hey, congratulations! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 301 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:03,283 It doesn't matter. I'm too scared to drive again. 302 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,326 Emma, I'm not gonna let you give up on yourself. 303 00:13:06,326 --> 00:13:09,329 Look, we'll practice every day, okay? I promise. 304 00:13:09,329 --> 00:13:12,292 So, can we make an appointment for sometime next month? 305 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,254 It's what I live for. Mmm-hmm. 306 00:13:14,254 --> 00:13:17,507 I just need a valid driver's license to secure the reservation. 307 00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:20,220 Okay, but I'm warning you, my license photo is a little scary. 308 00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:22,012 Oh, don't be silly. I've seen a thousand... 309 00:13:22,012 --> 00:13:23,223 (SCREAMING) 310 00:13:23,223 --> 00:13:24,975 Why were you growling? 311 00:13:26,346 --> 00:13:29,599 I was having a bad day. Much like today. 312 00:13:29,599 --> 00:13:33,023 Ma'am, this license isn't just frightening, it's expired. 313 00:13:33,023 --> 00:13:36,816 What? (SCOFFS) Fine, I'll pay the stupid fee. 314 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,028 Emma, can I borrow some money? 315 00:13:39,439 --> 00:13:41,361 Plus, this license was issued in Texas. 316 00:13:41,361 --> 00:13:42,993 I can't renew it. You'll have to take 317 00:13:42,993 --> 00:13:45,285 the driving portion of the test. What? 318 00:13:45,285 --> 00:13:47,037 Ugh, old people. 319 00:13:47,037 --> 00:13:50,660 (YELLING) You have to take the driving portion of the test! 320 00:13:52,412 --> 00:13:54,044 Fine, but can we hurry it up? 321 00:13:54,044 --> 00:13:56,957 I don't want to be late for the early bird special. 322 00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:58,418 Hard candy? 323 00:14:03,383 --> 00:14:06,096 Okay, it's been two hours. 324 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:08,228 This ball is starting to get heavy. 325 00:14:08,228 --> 00:14:10,430 And you think they'd make these things lighter, 326 00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:13,273 considering nerds have to carry them. 327 00:14:13,273 --> 00:14:16,977 Before our next standoff, remind me to use the rest room. 328 00:14:18,688 --> 00:14:20,360 Okay, look. 329 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,363 What do you say we all stand down on the count of three? 330 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,864 Zuri is right. 331 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,786 Look at what we have become. 332 00:14:26,786 --> 00:14:30,370 We should put aside our differences and end this, once and for all. 333 00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:33,083 Okay... 334 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,544 One. 335 00:14:34,544 --> 00:14:35,625 Two. 336 00:14:37,337 --> 00:14:38,878 Math makes me nervous. 337 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:41,922 Three. 338 00:14:44,054 --> 00:14:45,305 Huzzah! 339 00:14:45,305 --> 00:14:47,347 Now we have no more grudges. 340 00:14:47,347 --> 00:14:48,428 (GROWLING) 341 00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:51,851 Except for Mrs. Kipling! 342 00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:53,013 She's still peeved. 343 00:14:53,013 --> 00:14:54,434 (GROWLING) 344 00:14:54,434 --> 00:14:56,226 (SHRIEKS) My car! 345 00:14:56,226 --> 00:14:57,397 (ALL GASP) 346 00:15:01,231 --> 00:15:03,443 The gas pedal must be stuck. Look out! 347 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,825 Whoa! (SCREAMING) 348 00:15:05,825 --> 00:15:06,987 I got it! I got it! 349 00:15:06,987 --> 00:15:08,788 (PANICKED YELLING) 350 00:15:08,788 --> 00:15:09,990 (ZURI SCREAMING) 351 00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:12,292 RAVI: Oh, no, no, no! 352 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,208 (CRASHING) (GASPS) 353 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:21,671 Whoa! It bounced off the awning right into the street. 354 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:22,842 And into that parade. 355 00:15:24,004 --> 00:15:25,255 Was that the mayor? 356 00:15:25,255 --> 00:15:26,546 (GASPS) 357 00:15:26,546 --> 00:15:28,468 Sorry, Your Honor! 358 00:15:28,468 --> 00:15:29,639 ZURI: Run. Whoa. 359 00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:35,555 There. Perfect lane change, if I do say so myself. 360 00:15:35,555 --> 00:15:37,557 And I do. 361 00:15:37,557 --> 00:15:40,650 You can't tell, but this is my impressed face. 362 00:15:42,902 --> 00:15:45,235 Wow, your girlfriend is a really lucky woman. 363 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,407 I don't have a girlfriend. And stop hitting on me. 364 00:15:49,489 --> 00:15:51,621 Just pass this test, because you're going to be 365 00:15:51,621 --> 00:15:54,414 driving me around until you really are old. 366 00:15:54,414 --> 00:15:56,286 Emma, you've got to get over your fear. 367 00:15:56,286 --> 00:15:58,208 Look, with focus and preparation, 368 00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,919 driving really isn't that scary. 369 00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:02,252 (SCREAMS) Tiny car, twelve o'clock! 370 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,673 (ALL SCREAM) 371 00:16:04,754 --> 00:16:07,427 Hey, wait, was that Zuri's car? 372 00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:09,889 And why is it chasing the mayor? 373 00:16:09,889 --> 00:16:11,301 Watch out! Ducks! (DUCKS SQUAWKING) 374 00:16:11,301 --> 00:16:12,972 (SCREAMS) Kids! 375 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,095 (TIRES SCREECHING) Mime! 376 00:16:15,095 --> 00:16:16,396 Actually, you can hit the mime. 377 00:16:16,396 --> 00:16:18,308 It's not like he's gonna scream. 378 00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:19,559 Jaywalker! 379 00:16:19,559 --> 00:16:21,231 (SCREAMS) 380 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,402 (GASPS) 381 00:16:22,402 --> 00:16:23,443 Water! 382 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,315 (ALL SCREAMING) 383 00:16:26,566 --> 00:16:27,657 (GASPS) 384 00:16:28,778 --> 00:16:30,280 Is everybody okay? 385 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,493 Man, old people are terrible drivers. 386 00:16:35,115 --> 00:16:37,537 You just talked yourself out of a butterscotch, sonny. 387 00:16:39,119 --> 00:16:41,291 I guess I failed the test. 388 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,673 On the contrary. You passed. 389 00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:45,505 I did? She did? 390 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,628 She had a fender bender with a flounder. 391 00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:51,221 True, but Jessie's brilliant defensive driving 392 00:16:51,221 --> 00:16:53,303 saved the lives of several children, 393 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:57,097 multiple ducks, and one overdressed hot dog enthusiast. 394 00:16:57,097 --> 00:16:58,638 I also avoided that mime. 395 00:16:58,638 --> 00:17:00,770 I know. I docked you a point for that. 396 00:17:04,234 --> 00:17:07,407 Listen, there's no reason for all of us to get punished. 397 00:17:07,407 --> 00:17:09,279 Only one of us has to take the fall. 398 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,740 Luke's right. 399 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:13,073 Ravi, you're a first time offender. 400 00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,655 Judge Jessie will go easy on you. 401 00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:17,997 Plus, what does it matter if you get grounded? 402 00:17:17,997 --> 00:17:20,710 It's not like this was the year you were gonna get invited to stuff. 403 00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:22,292 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 404 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:26,426 I will have you know I have been invited to the school assembly. 405 00:17:26,426 --> 00:17:28,258 Everybody gets invited to those. 406 00:17:28,258 --> 00:17:30,260 (LAUGHS) 407 00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:32,432 Well, then I am particularly offended 408 00:17:32,432 --> 00:17:34,434 that I was not on the guest list last semester. 409 00:17:35,515 --> 00:17:38,098 Why do you not take the blame, Luke? 410 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,350 After all, what is one more black mark 411 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,232 on an already besmirched record? 412 00:17:42,232 --> 00:17:43,563 Me? 413 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,064 Oh, what about Zuri? 414 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,986 She can just give Jessie the old "puppy dog eyes" 415 00:17:46,986 --> 00:17:48,568 and she'll be back on the streets in no time. 416 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,360 RAVI: I concur. 417 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,953 Zuri taking the blame is the best of all options. 418 00:17:53,953 --> 00:17:55,865 Especially for Luke and I. (LAUGHS) 419 00:17:55,865 --> 00:17:57,327 (IMITATE EXPLOSION) 420 00:17:58,538 --> 00:18:00,370 Fine. I'll take the heat. 421 00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:06,336 You know, all I really wanted was 422 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:09,259 for you two to apologize for breaking my Ball. 423 00:18:09,259 --> 00:18:12,051 Oh, like you would have let us off the hook that easy. 424 00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:16,676 Yes, you are not exactly known for your forgiving personality. 425 00:18:16,676 --> 00:18:19,639 Actually, I might have surprised you. 426 00:18:19,639 --> 00:18:22,602 But you'll never know, because you guys didn't give me the chance. 427 00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:28,228 (GROANS) I feel terrible. 428 00:18:28,228 --> 00:18:29,489 Me too. 429 00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:35,235 Everybody gets invited to school assemblies? 430 00:18:35,235 --> 00:18:38,368 I can't believe we both passed our driving tests on the same day. 431 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:41,201 I know. I'm sorry you had to take it in a waterlogged limo. 432 00:18:41,201 --> 00:18:43,203 I still have a polliwog in my pants. 433 00:18:45,044 --> 00:18:48,378 Despite that, you really inspired me, Jessie. 434 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:49,709 Aw. Well, 435 00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:51,421 it's what any great leader would do. 436 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,843 What was it? My encouraging words? 437 00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:55,595 My never-say-die attitude? 438 00:18:55,595 --> 00:18:58,678 No, you drove into a lake and still passed. 439 00:18:58,678 --> 00:19:02,222 I knew there was no way I could do worse than that. 440 00:19:02,222 --> 00:19:04,684 Well, great leaders inspire in different ways. 441 00:19:05,355 --> 00:19:06,356 Next. 442 00:19:06,356 --> 00:19:09,399 Hmm. Oh, Miss Prescott. 443 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:12,111 Are you here to get your submarine license? 444 00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:15,865 No. I already failed that test because I ran aground. 445 00:19:15,865 --> 00:19:18,238 Ironic, isn't it? (CHUCKLES) 446 00:19:18,238 --> 00:19:19,949 We're here to get our photos taken. Mmm-hmm. 447 00:19:19,949 --> 00:19:21,871 Swell. Step in front of the screen 448 00:19:21,871 --> 00:19:23,243 and try not to spill anything. 449 00:19:23,243 --> 00:19:24,954 I'm also the janitor. 450 00:19:26,586 --> 00:19:28,338 Okay. 451 00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:29,499 Let me just fix my hair first. 452 00:19:29,499 --> 00:19:31,841 Can't go another six years with Wolfman's ID. 453 00:19:31,841 --> 00:19:33,713 (SHUTTER CLICKS) 454 00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:35,295 Wait! Hey, wait! I wasn't ready. 455 00:19:35,295 --> 00:19:37,927 The DMV motto is "always be ready." 456 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,469 We're like the Marines, but boring. 457 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,475 Oh, come on. 458 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,477 Let me take another one. 459 00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:48,858 Sorry, we're too busy. 460 00:19:48,858 --> 00:19:50,730 Plus, this makes me laugh. (LAUGHS) 461 00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:51,861 Next. 462 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,193 (GASPS) Ooh, that's me! 463 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,655 Yes. 464 00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:57,487 Whoa. Hey, where did the glam squad come from? 465 00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:59,369 A magazine shoot in the Maldives. 466 00:19:59,369 --> 00:20:00,370 I have them on speed dial. 467 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,284 (SHUTTER CLICKS) 468 00:20:04,284 --> 00:20:05,705 Beautiful. (SHUTTER CLICKS) 469 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,207 Oh! Yeah! (SHUTTER CLICKS) 470 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,789 Work it, girl! (CHUCKLES) 471 00:20:09,789 --> 00:20:11,040 Now pout. 472 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,962 Ooh! More of that. (SHUTTER CLICKING) 473 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,464 I could stay here all day. 474 00:20:15,425 --> 00:20:17,176 (SHUTTER CLICKS) 475 00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:19,048 Oh, but you didn't have time to take one more of me? 476 00:20:19,048 --> 00:20:21,010 You drove me into a lake. 477 00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:22,221 That's... Fair. 478 00:20:26,686 --> 00:20:28,688 Well, my license picture came out great. 479 00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:29,899 Look, I'm glowing. 480 00:20:29,899 --> 00:20:32,352 Emma, I'm sure it's very pretty, but I... 481 00:20:35,815 --> 00:20:37,116 Wow. 482 00:20:37,116 --> 00:20:39,118 It's a good thing police officers wear sunglasses. 483 00:20:39,118 --> 00:20:40,280 Yeah. 484 00:20:41,661 --> 00:20:43,533 Meanwhile, I look like I got attacked by bees. 485 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,038 Hey, everyone! Pizza! 486 00:20:49,038 --> 00:20:51,421 Awesome! I love pizza! 487 00:20:51,421 --> 00:20:54,213 Bertram didn't cook it, did he? 488 00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,676 Great, now that I have your attention, who broke the desk? 489 00:20:57,837 --> 00:20:59,839 Oh, dang it. 490 00:20:59,839 --> 00:21:03,262 I cannot believe we fell for the old nonexistent pizza ploy. 491 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,306 Yeah, it worked better than my, "Hey, kids, Brussels sprouts." 492 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,937 You didn't come out of your rooms for a week. 493 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,149 BTW... 494 00:21:10,149 --> 00:21:12,812 Why was Zuri's car driving down Central Park West? 495 00:21:12,812 --> 00:21:15,565 Because the traffic is terrible on Broadway? 496 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:17,857 (SIGHS) 497 00:21:17,857 --> 00:21:19,198 Jessie, it was an accid... 498 00:21:19,198 --> 00:21:20,199 I did it. 499 00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:23,613 No, we did it. 500 00:21:23,613 --> 00:21:26,285 The desk, the car, all of it. 501 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,037 Zuri is blameless. 502 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,709 We're really sorry, 503 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,081 for everything. 504 00:21:34,464 --> 00:21:36,336 They're just trying to protect me. 505 00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,968 But the truth is, it was my fault too. 506 00:21:38,968 --> 00:21:41,300 Wow, so everyone's confessing 507 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,683 and I didn't even have to get the hose? (GASPS) 508 00:21:43,683 --> 00:21:45,475 You guys are growing up. 509 00:21:45,475 --> 00:21:47,557 Does that mean you are not going to ground us? 510 00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:50,059 Aw. (CHUCKLES) No, you're grounded. 511 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:52,352 But I'll tell your parents Bertram broke the desk. 512 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:53,563 I already told them he sank the limo. 513 00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:54,734 (CHUCKLES) 514 00:21:54,734 --> 00:21:56,025 That's a long story. 515 00:21:58,738 --> 00:22:01,901 Now remember, Bertram, before you cross the street, look both ways. 516 00:22:01,901 --> 00:22:04,574 I know, Jessie. I'm not a child. 517 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,448 Oh, my shoe is untied! 518 00:22:08,448 --> 00:22:10,249 Could you put the bunny through the hole for me? 519 00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:13,543 Fine. 520 00:22:13,543 --> 00:22:15,294 But tomorrow morning, you're wearing Velcro. 521 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,217 (BICYCLE BELL RINGS) 522 00:22:18,217 --> 00:22:19,629 Out of the way, tourist! 523 00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:21,511 (SCREAMS) 524 00:22:21,511 --> 00:22:24,173 You have to watch for bikes, too. 525 00:22:24,173 --> 00:22:25,805 Maybe you should just stay inside. 526 00:22:25,805 --> 00:22:27,056 Agreed. (PANTING) 527 00:22:27,056 --> 00:22:28,347 But for crying out loud, 528 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,600 would someone please just get me a hot dog?