1 00:00:06,467 --> 00:00:08,469 Guys, our one month vacation starts tomorrow, 2 00:00:08,469 --> 00:00:10,431 and we still haven't decided where we're going. 3 00:00:10,431 --> 00:00:14,515 I propose we visit the International Museum of Calculators! 4 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,936 Yeah, 5 00:00:15,936 --> 00:00:19,480 'cause normal museums aren't boring enough. 6 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:23,484 Okay, I say we go to a bunch of baseball stadiums. 7 00:00:23,484 --> 00:00:25,446 And do what? Watch baseball? 8 00:00:27,608 --> 00:00:29,070 Better idea... 9 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:31,492 Let's go to the dude ranch and get our ride on! 10 00:00:31,492 --> 00:00:35,456 Because nothing says vacation like saddle sores. 11 00:00:35,456 --> 00:00:39,080 Oh, I'll make sure you're sore no matter where we go. 12 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,042 (ALL ARGUING) 13 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,334 Enough! 14 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:45,216 As the adult in charge here, 15 00:00:45,216 --> 00:00:46,427 I will decide where we're going. 16 00:00:47,838 --> 00:00:50,551 We're gonna take a trip on your private yacht. 17 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,433 I already bought boat shoes, a bikini 18 00:00:52,433 --> 00:00:54,675 and a big floppy hat. 19 00:00:54,675 --> 00:00:56,056 (CHUCKLES) 20 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,018 Maybe it's too floppy. 21 00:00:58,018 --> 00:00:59,350 I love cruises! Oh! 22 00:01:01,232 --> 00:01:03,444 Never sneak up on a girl in a floppy hat! 23 00:01:03,444 --> 00:01:05,446 I'm sorry, but I'm so excited! 24 00:01:05,446 --> 00:01:08,779 I just ironed my ascot with the tiny anchors on it! (GIGGLES) 25 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,493 This is awkward. 26 00:01:12,493 --> 00:01:14,115 How do I put this delicately... 27 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:15,456 You're not coming! 28 00:01:15,456 --> 00:01:18,038 What? That's not fair! 29 00:01:18,038 --> 00:01:21,332 Well, someone has to stay and watch Mrs. Kipling. 30 00:01:21,332 --> 00:01:22,503 In case of an emergency, 31 00:01:22,503 --> 00:01:24,915 simply hit the "Mrs. Kipling" icon on my tablet, 32 00:01:24,915 --> 00:01:26,467 and place it on the floor. 33 00:01:26,467 --> 00:01:30,171 So wait, while you guys are gallivanting around the world, 34 00:01:30,171 --> 00:01:33,554 I'm gonna be stuck here for a whole month, all by myself? 35 00:01:33,554 --> 00:01:35,216 (ALL AGREEING) 36 00:01:36,477 --> 00:01:37,928 All by myself... 37 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,182 Dreams really do come true! 38 00:01:41,182 --> 00:01:42,313 (GIGGLING) 39 00:01:42,643 --> 00:01:44,024 Oh! 40 00:01:44,024 --> 00:01:46,607 (CONTINUES GIGGLING) 41 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:47,988 Someone's not getting a postcard. 42 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:53,073 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh 43 00:01:53,073 --> 00:01:56,407 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 44 00:01:56,407 --> 00:02:00,291 ♪ It feels like a party every day 45 00:02:00,291 --> 00:02:03,744 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 46 00:02:03,744 --> 00:02:07,548 ♪ But they keep on pulling me every which way 47 00:02:07,548 --> 00:02:10,631 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 48 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:14,385 ♪ My whole world is changing Turning around 49 00:02:14,385 --> 00:02:18,098 ♪ They got me going crazy Yeah, they're shaking the ground 50 00:02:18,098 --> 00:02:21,852 ♪ But they took a chance on the new girl in town 51 00:02:21,852 --> 00:02:25,356 ♪ And I don't want to let them down, down, down 52 00:02:25,356 --> 00:02:28,769 ♪ Hey Jessie 53 00:02:28,769 --> 00:02:32,363 ♪ Hey Jessie 54 00:02:32,363 --> 00:02:35,986 ♪ It feels like a party every day 55 00:02:35,986 --> 00:02:39,830 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪ 56 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:46,337 Oh! 57 00:02:46,337 --> 00:02:47,668 This is the first time I've ever been 58 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:48,999 on a boat that didn't have missiles. 59 00:02:51,001 --> 00:02:54,255 You always had to be so careful where you leaned. 60 00:02:54,255 --> 00:02:56,006 This was a great idea, Jessie. 61 00:02:56,006 --> 00:02:57,388 For the next month, we can just 62 00:02:57,388 --> 00:02:59,720 cruise the Mediterranean and relax. 63 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,141 (WHISTLE BLOWING) 64 00:03:02,723 --> 00:03:05,396 Look alive to stay alive, people! 65 00:03:06,477 --> 00:03:09,310 Pop quiz! Where are the emergency exits? 66 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:10,691 Dude, we're on a boat. 67 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,113 If I want to exit, I'll just do a sick cannonball. 68 00:03:14,275 --> 00:03:16,196 Zuri, 69 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,078 if we are capsizing and you cannot find your life jacket, 70 00:03:18,078 --> 00:03:20,200 what is the most suitable floatation device? 71 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,202 You, if you don't shut your porthole. 72 00:03:23,914 --> 00:03:26,827 Ravi, I know this is your first time on the yacht, 73 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:29,710 and it's good to be safe, but you want to have fun, right? 74 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,462 (SCOFFS) Of course, 75 00:03:31,462 --> 00:03:33,334 right after the astral navigation lesson 76 00:03:33,334 --> 00:03:34,595 and survival skills seminar. 77 00:03:35,636 --> 00:03:38,259 What? There will be refreshments. 78 00:03:40,891 --> 00:03:42,933 (SOFTLY) First uncharted island we come to, 79 00:03:42,933 --> 00:03:44,144 he is off the boat! 80 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:46,517 Maybe before the island. 81 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:49,900 Oh! Luke, what's that? 82 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:53,404 It's making the air near you smell nastier than usual. 83 00:03:53,404 --> 00:03:55,696 Oh! This is my chum bucket. 84 00:03:55,696 --> 00:03:58,739 I'm gonna catch a giant squid and tame it! 85 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,070 You're a weird kid. 86 00:04:04,074 --> 00:04:06,367 You know, being out here on the water 87 00:04:06,367 --> 00:04:08,749 makes me think of Millie the Mermaid. 88 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,871 Your imaginary friend, Millie? 89 00:04:10,871 --> 00:04:12,793 She's not back, is she? Am I stepping on her tail? 90 00:04:14,335 --> 00:04:17,217 Jessie, I'm not some silly kid anymore. 91 00:04:17,217 --> 00:04:19,640 I know that Millie was imaginary. 92 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,261 Good. 93 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,594 But I am hoping to see a real mermaid out here. 94 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:25,886 Alrighty. 95 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:29,229 There's a bunch of them in the Mediterranean. 96 00:04:29,229 --> 00:04:30,601 I read that on the Internet. 97 00:04:30,601 --> 00:04:32,353 Ah, the Internet. 98 00:04:32,353 --> 00:04:34,194 Where you can see all of da Vinci's greatest works, 99 00:04:34,194 --> 00:04:36,106 and video chat with Bigfoot. 100 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:40,701 (ALARM RINGING) 101 00:04:40,701 --> 00:04:42,403 Ooh, my sunscreen alarm! 102 00:04:42,403 --> 00:04:44,745 Time to re-apply, everyone! 103 00:04:44,745 --> 00:04:48,369 I have SPF 20, 30, 45 and a can of white paint. 104 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:50,210 (ALL GROAN) 105 00:04:50,210 --> 00:04:51,872 Guys, Ravi's right. 106 00:04:51,872 --> 00:04:53,414 It's important to wear sunscreen. 107 00:04:53,414 --> 00:04:55,215 Ahh! 108 00:04:55,215 --> 00:04:57,418 Great, now my tonsils won't be sunburned. 109 00:04:58,719 --> 00:04:59,590 (LINE WHIRRING) Whoa! 110 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:01,301 Hey! Hey, guys! I got a bite! 111 00:05:02,132 --> 00:05:03,764 People! Shadows! 112 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:05,976 Whoa! 113 00:05:05,976 --> 00:05:08,228 I cannot find "how to prevent being hauled overboard!" 114 00:05:08,228 --> 00:05:10,351 Hull maintenance... Seasickness... 115 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:11,432 (SCREAMING) Help! 116 00:05:11,432 --> 00:05:13,103 Let's see, tying knots... 117 00:05:13,103 --> 00:05:15,776 Did you do these tiny illustrations yourself? 118 00:05:15,776 --> 00:05:16,817 I did, indeed. Thank you so... 119 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,820 Guys! Oh! Go! Go! 120 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,902 Come here! Come here! (GRUNTING) 121 00:05:21,902 --> 00:05:23,654 (ALL GRUNTING) 122 00:05:23,654 --> 00:05:25,155 Whoa! 123 00:05:25,155 --> 00:05:26,246 (LINE SNAPS) 124 00:05:26,246 --> 00:05:27,247 (ALL GROAN) 125 00:05:27,948 --> 00:05:29,289 I lost her! 126 00:05:29,790 --> 00:05:31,752 She was a monster. 127 00:05:31,752 --> 00:05:36,216 Two... No, four rows of razor sharp teeth! 128 00:05:36,216 --> 00:05:38,879 And cold, dead eyes. 129 00:05:41,131 --> 00:05:42,463 (ALL SCREAMING) 130 00:05:42,463 --> 00:05:44,304 Uh, your monster has a manicure. 131 00:05:54,274 --> 00:05:55,816 Whoa! 132 00:05:55,816 --> 00:05:57,648 I will not be throwing her back. 133 00:06:03,193 --> 00:06:06,657 Mrs. Kipling, have you seen Ravi's orange kurta? 134 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:08,288 Oh, there it is. 135 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:10,621 (GROWLING) 136 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,793 (GRUNTS) 137 00:06:12,793 --> 00:06:15,916 Oh! What has gotten into you? 138 00:06:15,916 --> 00:06:18,589 Besides rodents and my favorite pair of slippers. 139 00:06:18,589 --> 00:06:21,131 I know you ate them, you've been pooping lint! 140 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,262 (GROWLS) 141 00:06:23,213 --> 00:06:26,386 Oh, I get it. You miss Ravi. 142 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,769 Well, he misses you too. 143 00:06:28,769 --> 00:06:29,850 You know what I'm missing? 144 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:31,852 My favorite sci-fi opera show, 145 00:06:31,852 --> 00:06:32,723 Aria 51. 146 00:06:32,723 --> 00:06:33,724 (LAUGHS) 147 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:35,816 Gimme that! 148 00:06:37,778 --> 00:06:38,939 (BELCHES) 149 00:06:38,939 --> 00:06:41,612 You ate my remote control! 150 00:06:41,612 --> 00:06:43,904 If I ate something every time I was upset... 151 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:44,985 (MRS. KIPLING SNARLS) 152 00:06:44,985 --> 00:06:46,617 Okay, I'm a bad example. 153 00:06:48,829 --> 00:06:50,290 You might have hypothermia. 154 00:06:50,290 --> 00:06:51,492 Let me warm you up. 155 00:06:53,033 --> 00:06:56,206 Here, have soup instead. 156 00:06:56,206 --> 00:06:58,839 It's a lot warmer, and it won't watch you while you sleep. 157 00:07:00,541 --> 00:07:02,713 So, what were you doing all alone in the ocean? 158 00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:04,595 Actually... 159 00:07:04,595 --> 00:07:06,006 I don't know. 160 00:07:06,006 --> 00:07:08,218 I have this terrible headache, 161 00:07:08,218 --> 00:07:10,721 and I can't seem to remember anything. 162 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:12,853 (GASPS) Oh, my gosh, 163 00:07:12,853 --> 00:07:14,184 she has amnesty! 164 00:07:16,557 --> 00:07:19,189 The word is "amnesia." 165 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,822 How did she get out of middle school? 166 00:07:21,822 --> 00:07:23,734 The system is broken. 167 00:07:25,405 --> 00:07:27,237 Wait. So, you don't remember anything? 168 00:07:27,237 --> 00:07:32,953 It's all pretty fuzzy, but I kind of remember singing. 169 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,916 And for some reason, the word "Delphina." 170 00:07:35,916 --> 00:07:37,668 That must be your name! 171 00:07:37,668 --> 00:07:38,919 Delphina Ross. 172 00:07:40,921 --> 00:07:42,753 Jessie, can we keep her? 173 00:07:42,753 --> 00:07:45,846 Please, please, please, please, please? 174 00:07:45,846 --> 00:07:47,928 Hey, I caught her. Finders keepers. 175 00:07:47,928 --> 00:07:50,010 Guys, she's not a penny on the sidewalk. 176 00:07:50,010 --> 00:07:51,762 Yeah! 177 00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:53,934 Wait, what's a penny? 178 00:07:53,934 --> 00:07:56,687 Don't ask us. We round to the nearest thousand. 179 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:00,941 Okay, we should let you get some rest. 180 00:08:00,941 --> 00:08:02,272 I'll show you to the stateroom. 181 00:08:02,943 --> 00:08:03,904 (GASPS) 182 00:08:03,904 --> 00:08:05,365 Whoops! 183 00:08:05,365 --> 00:08:07,027 It's like I don't know how to work my legs. 184 00:08:07,027 --> 00:08:08,318 JESSIE: Ah... 185 00:08:08,318 --> 00:08:09,870 Been there. After my first spin class, 186 00:08:09,870 --> 00:08:11,161 I couldn't walk for a week. 187 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:16,246 Guys, I figured it out! 188 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:18,038 Swims in the ocean, 189 00:08:18,038 --> 00:08:20,541 wears a shell bra and seaweed, 190 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:22,793 doesn't know how to work her legs... 191 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:24,715 Don't you see what Delphina is? 192 00:08:24,715 --> 00:08:26,887 A clumsy shell collector with no fashion sense? 193 00:08:28,218 --> 00:08:31,802 No! She's a mermaid! 194 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:34,264 I'm pretty sure we can still get married in California. 195 00:08:38,899 --> 00:08:40,941 Okay, Delphina is lying down. 196 00:08:40,941 --> 00:08:43,734 I hope you tucked her in with a wet towel. 197 00:08:43,734 --> 00:08:44,945 We gotta keep her moist! 198 00:08:44,945 --> 00:08:46,907 Why? She's not a meatloaf. 199 00:08:47,988 --> 00:08:50,410 I know. She's a mermaid! 200 00:08:50,410 --> 00:08:52,743 I told you we'd find one out here! 201 00:08:52,743 --> 00:08:54,915 Zuri, Delphina is not a mermaid. 202 00:08:54,915 --> 00:08:56,617 And please don't tell her she is. 203 00:08:56,617 --> 00:08:58,158 The poor kid's already confused enough. 204 00:08:58,158 --> 00:09:00,500 I know a mermaid when I see one! 205 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,663 Okay, Ravi, back me up. 206 00:09:02,663 --> 00:09:06,046 Actually, more than 95% of the ocean is unexplored. 207 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,928 New species are discovered every day. 208 00:09:07,928 --> 00:09:10,931 So a mermaid is not altogether implausible. 209 00:09:10,931 --> 00:09:13,844 See? Smarty McScience over here agrees with me! 210 00:09:15,766 --> 00:09:18,178 I have so many questions for Delphina. 211 00:09:18,178 --> 00:09:19,389 I'm gonna go get my list! 212 00:09:20,981 --> 00:09:23,233 Thanks. You're about as supportive as a tube top. 213 00:09:25,445 --> 00:09:27,608 Speaking of bad fashion choices, 214 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:29,359 Delphina really needs a makeover. 215 00:09:29,359 --> 00:09:31,782 And since she obviously can't remember what her style was, 216 00:09:31,782 --> 00:09:33,954 she'll be like my own personal mannequin! 217 00:09:33,954 --> 00:09:36,036 With flesh, blood, and feelings. 218 00:09:36,036 --> 00:09:36,827 Yeah, yeah. 219 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:41,702 Stop treating her like an object. 220 00:09:41,702 --> 00:09:42,913 She belongs to me! 221 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:48,008 I'm gonna take care of her for the rest of her life. 222 00:09:48,008 --> 00:09:50,761 However long fish live. 223 00:09:50,761 --> 00:09:53,884 Ah, Luke, always willing to help others. 224 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:55,976 And yet when I was a buck short at the deli, 225 00:09:55,976 --> 00:09:57,097 he pretended not to know me. 226 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,889 What? I don't remember that. 227 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:01,561 I do. When I insisted you give me the money, 228 00:10:01,561 --> 00:10:03,724 you screamed, "Stranger danger!" 229 00:10:03,724 --> 00:10:04,815 And the man behind the counter 230 00:10:04,815 --> 00:10:06,226 beat me unconscious with a brisket! 231 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:11,611 Oh, yeah! (LAUGHING) 232 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,366 Hey, don't worry, 233 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,328 we're gonna get you back home as soon as we can. 234 00:10:18,328 --> 00:10:20,951 So, any chance you remember where that is? 235 00:10:20,951 --> 00:10:23,834 (SIGHS) Sorry, no. 236 00:10:23,834 --> 00:10:25,666 But I think my memory could come back, 237 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,878 with a little peace and quiet. 238 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:29,169 ZURI: Delphina! 239 00:10:30,210 --> 00:10:33,053 (BOTH CLAMORING) 240 00:10:33,053 --> 00:10:35,055 Ow! You rolled over my foot! 241 00:10:37,217 --> 00:10:39,349 Peace and quiet is not our thing. 242 00:10:40,971 --> 00:10:43,563 Do you sleep in a giant, pearl-encrusted seashell? 243 00:10:43,563 --> 00:10:45,645 How do you keep the sheets from getting wet? 244 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,068 Also, do trampolines work under water? 245 00:10:49,359 --> 00:10:51,151 Who cares? 246 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,033 Delphina, I want you to try on some of my new designs. 247 00:10:53,033 --> 00:10:54,574 Okay! 248 00:10:54,574 --> 00:10:59,369 Speaking of clothes, I have this hazy memory of wearing tails. 249 00:10:59,369 --> 00:11:00,660 Is that a thing? 250 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:04,164 Sure, if you're a groom, or a magician over 60. 251 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,455 Come on! 252 00:11:05,455 --> 00:11:07,667 (CHUCKLES) 253 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,170 (SOFTLY) See? She remembers having a tail! 254 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,501 She's a mermaid! 255 00:11:11,501 --> 00:11:13,463 So what? I had an uncle who really did have a tail. 256 00:11:13,463 --> 00:11:14,634 Didn't make him a horse. 257 00:11:17,057 --> 00:11:20,680 Ladies, I give you the new and improved Delphina. 258 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,012 Outfit by Emma Ross. 259 00:11:23,263 --> 00:11:24,644 Wow, you look great! 260 00:11:24,644 --> 00:11:26,977 Like a whole new person. 261 00:11:27,307 --> 00:11:29,229 Thanks! 262 00:11:29,229 --> 00:11:33,864 Wait a minute, I just had this random memory. 263 00:11:33,864 --> 00:11:38,198 I'm seeing a man with a big white beard... 264 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,990 ...carrying a giant fork? 265 00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:41,031 (SQUEALS) 266 00:11:41,031 --> 00:11:43,323 That's your dad! His name is Poseid... 267 00:11:43,323 --> 00:11:46,536 Done with that subject! 268 00:11:46,536 --> 00:11:49,669 Zuri, why don't we leave these two to try on more outfits, okay? 269 00:11:51,171 --> 00:11:52,382 Hey. 270 00:11:52,382 --> 00:11:54,885 That "white beard, fork" stuff doesn't prove anything. 271 00:11:54,885 --> 00:11:56,757 Mer-haters gonna mer-hate. 272 00:12:01,511 --> 00:12:06,016 Hello, I am Bertravi, Ravi's best friend from India. 273 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:09,980 And I am here to restore the pep in your crawl! 274 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:14,694 (SITAR PLAYING) 275 00:12:14,694 --> 00:12:17,117 ♪ Here's a tale of a boy and a lizard 276 00:12:17,117 --> 00:12:20,240 ♪ Best of friends through sun, rain and blizzard 277 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,532 ♪ To pull them apart you'd need a wizard 278 00:12:22,532 --> 00:12:26,957 ♪ So please cheer up and finish your gizzards ♪ 279 00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:31,671 (SNARLING) 280 00:12:31,671 --> 00:12:33,373 Huh! What do you know? 281 00:12:33,373 --> 00:12:36,797 The ladies dig us musicians no matter what the species. 282 00:12:39,139 --> 00:12:41,721 Ravi, we're on vacation! 283 00:12:41,721 --> 00:12:44,144 Why are you still reading? 284 00:12:44,144 --> 00:12:47,557 Zuri asked me to help her prove that Delphina is really a mermaid. 285 00:12:47,557 --> 00:12:51,731 And if I can, I could become the youngest person ever to receive a Nobel Prize! 286 00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:55,195 And the oldest person ever to receive their first girlfriend! 287 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,610 Just hold Delphina down while I dump a bucket of water on her legs! 288 00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:02,823 Bada-bing, bada-boom, girl grows a tail, 289 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,455 and I've proved she's a mermaid. 290 00:13:05,455 --> 00:13:08,078 There will be no bada-binging or bada-booming. 291 00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:09,539 You need to bada-butt-out. 292 00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:12,172 I have got it! 293 00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:14,714 If I simply test Delphina's DNA, 294 00:13:14,714 --> 00:13:17,757 I will be able to determine whether or not she is part fish. 295 00:13:17,757 --> 00:13:21,842 Brilliant! Then science will prove what we've known all along... 296 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:24,134 That I'm always right. 297 00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:26,476 If DNA testing is what it takes to show you guys 298 00:13:26,476 --> 00:13:28,728 she's not a mermaid, then fine. 299 00:13:28,728 --> 00:13:30,390 But wouldn't you need lab equipment for that? 300 00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:34,234 Yeah, and what kind of lame-o brings a microscope on vacation? 301 00:13:34,234 --> 00:13:38,738 Ravi "Lame-o" Ross. 302 00:13:38,738 --> 00:13:41,401 Now all I need from Delphina is a skin sample, 303 00:13:41,401 --> 00:13:43,703 or better yet, a swab of her saliva. 304 00:13:43,703 --> 00:13:45,245 I'm on it! 305 00:13:45,245 --> 00:13:46,366 Nice try. 306 00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:48,538 Only thing you're going to swab is the poop deck. 307 00:13:54,915 --> 00:13:56,216 Delphina! 308 00:13:56,216 --> 00:13:58,298 This is going to sound odd, 309 00:13:58,298 --> 00:14:02,012 but could I trouble you for a flake of your dead skin? 310 00:14:02,012 --> 00:14:04,634 Delphina, would you like some water? Okay. 311 00:14:04,634 --> 00:14:07,427 I better warn you in advance, I'm a little clumsy. 312 00:14:07,427 --> 00:14:08,558 No! 313 00:14:08,558 --> 00:14:10,020 (CHUCKLES) 314 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,232 Mmm. 315 00:14:12,232 --> 00:14:14,434 Sorry, Delphina, I'm just really thirsty. 316 00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:20,480 Delphina, I can't wait to take you on a shopping spree. 317 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,862 I know every designer shoe store on the Upper West Side. 318 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,484 She doesn't need shoes, because she's a... 319 00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:26,406 Uh, more of a flip-flop kind of girl. 320 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,620 Uh, excuse me everyone! 321 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,832 I wrote a little poem. 322 00:14:32,832 --> 00:14:35,835 Oh, Luke, not another love poem about me. 323 00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:38,959 "Oh, Delphina, my Delphina." 324 00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:41,131 Okay, now I'm irritated and hurt. 325 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,805 "Your skin is as white as hand soap. 326 00:14:45,805 --> 00:14:48,268 "Your hair is blonde like a loofah. 327 00:14:48,268 --> 00:14:51,101 "Your hands are soft like a washcloth. 328 00:14:51,101 --> 00:14:54,854 "I love you, and this poem is proof-uh." 329 00:14:56,816 --> 00:14:59,149 Let me guess, you wrote that in the bathroom? 330 00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:02,152 How did you know? 331 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,285 What a moving poem. 332 00:15:07,027 --> 00:15:08,788 Here is a napkin for your tears. 333 00:15:08,788 --> 00:15:10,620 But I'm not crying. 334 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,742 Then blow your nose. I will take it when you are done. 335 00:15:14,124 --> 00:15:16,536 What Delphina needs is a nice glass of water. 336 00:15:16,536 --> 00:15:17,747 No! 337 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:21,881 Water is bad for amnesia. 338 00:15:21,881 --> 00:15:24,254 I read it on the Internet. 339 00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:27,807 Oh no, Delphina, you have something on your cheek. 340 00:15:27,807 --> 00:15:30,140 No, the inside of your cheek. 341 00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:33,353 Just for fun, retrieve it with this. 342 00:15:33,353 --> 00:15:34,354 Just... Just... 343 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,018 Hey, whoa, whoa! 344 00:15:38,018 --> 00:15:40,940 If anyone is gonna pick food out of her mouth, it's gonna be me. 345 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:45,115 Okay, I am gravely concerned about your idea of romance. 346 00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:47,237 Can everyone just leave my mannequin... 347 00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,279 I mean, my friend, alone? 348 00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:51,331 I will. Right after a quick swab! 349 00:15:51,331 --> 00:15:52,412 Wait... No, Ravi! 350 00:15:52,412 --> 00:15:54,164 Ravi! 351 00:15:56,916 --> 00:15:57,998 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 352 00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,459 I know you don't remember, 353 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,291 but that's how people say "goodbye." 354 00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:08,968 (MRS. KIPLING SNARLING) 355 00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:12,302 Mrs. Kipling! 356 00:16:12,302 --> 00:16:15,055 You did all this for me? 357 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:17,557 (MUSIC PLAYING) 358 00:16:21,151 --> 00:16:23,773 Oh, my Godzilla! 359 00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:28,448 Okay, this can never happen. 360 00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:31,031 I'm very flattered, but Ravi is a friend, 361 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,993 and you are a lizard, and this is freaky. 362 00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:39,329 Uh-oh. 363 00:16:39,329 --> 00:16:42,712 Apparently, you will not be ignored. 364 00:16:42,712 --> 00:16:44,174 (WHIMPERING) 365 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,129 Guys, we're changing course. 366 00:16:49,129 --> 00:16:50,800 I told the captain to stop at the nearest port 367 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,302 and help Delphina find her family. 368 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,304 If you want to find Delphina's family, 369 00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:56,226 you're gonna need scuba gear. 370 00:16:56,846 --> 00:16:58,808 Zuri, I already told you, 371 00:16:58,808 --> 00:17:01,731 Delphina is just a very nice, very confused... 372 00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:02,852 Mermaid! 373 00:17:02,852 --> 00:17:05,195 She is a mermaid! I have proof! 374 00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:06,526 I knew it! 375 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,567 What? Let me see that. 376 00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:10,410 According to my analysis of Delphina's DNA, 377 00:17:10,410 --> 00:17:11,611 she is part fish! 378 00:17:11,611 --> 00:17:13,823 I am going to win the Nobel Prize! 379 00:17:13,823 --> 00:17:15,785 I hate to say I told you so... 380 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,748 Oh, who am I kidding? I love it! 381 00:17:18,748 --> 00:17:21,081 I can't wait for our first kiss. 382 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:24,334 Imagine how long she can hold her breath! 383 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,466 She's gonna have to if she's anywhere near you. 384 00:17:27,877 --> 00:17:30,510 You smell like low-tide burped. 385 00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:36,176 This DNA evidence is incontrovertible proof that Delphina is really a mermaid! 386 00:17:36,176 --> 00:17:37,557 JESSIE: You know what? Fine. 387 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,678 Then maybe you should put your clipboard away 388 00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:40,390 and get your safety binder back out. 389 00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:41,981 I do not follow. 390 00:17:41,981 --> 00:17:43,813 Well, you better hope she's not a mermaid, 391 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,146 because they're famous for singing their siren songs 392 00:17:46,146 --> 00:17:48,448 and causing boats to crash into rocks! 393 00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:52,282 Oh, no! Delphina is going to kill us all! 394 00:17:52,282 --> 00:17:53,403 Safety drill! 395 00:17:53,403 --> 00:17:55,155 I'm a mermaid? 396 00:17:55,155 --> 00:17:57,457 And I'm going to sink this ship? 397 00:17:57,457 --> 00:17:59,869 To the lifeboats! Women and children first! 398 00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:00,960 That's all of us. 399 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:01,961 (SCREAMING) 400 00:18:05,505 --> 00:18:06,916 Boy down! 401 00:18:06,916 --> 00:18:11,261 First aid procedures are on page 296 of my safety binder. 402 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,303 Just get some ice. 403 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,721 If I'm a mermaid, then you're all doomed! 404 00:18:21,721 --> 00:18:23,273 And you've been so nice to me! 405 00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:24,394 (CHUCKLES) 406 00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,226 Some of you a little too nice. 407 00:18:27,727 --> 00:18:29,319 Way to smother her, Zuri. 408 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:33,613 The point is, I don't want to hurt you guys. 409 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,694 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait! 410 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,198 No, don't go! 411 00:18:38,198 --> 00:18:39,449 Goodbye, Zuri. 412 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:48,127 No, no, no! Delphina, get down! You're going to get hurt! 413 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,921 I won't get hurt. I'm a mermaid! 414 00:18:51,921 --> 00:18:53,513 Wait, don't... (WATER SPLASHING) 415 00:18:55,675 --> 00:18:59,309 DELPHINA: (SCREAMING) You know what? Not a mermaid! 416 00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:00,680 That's what I've been saying! 417 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,352 Here! Go! 418 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,857 (PANTING) 419 00:19:07,857 --> 00:19:10,069 I think I lost her. 420 00:19:10,069 --> 00:19:14,484 Wow, I've had some dates dig their claws in, but this is ridiculous. 421 00:19:15,575 --> 00:19:17,076 (GASPS) 422 00:19:17,076 --> 00:19:18,948 Nice lizard... 423 00:19:18,948 --> 00:19:21,411 I know I'm a beefcake, but please don't eat me. 424 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,916 Ravi said in case of an emergency, 425 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:30,460 to hit the "Mrs. Kipling" icon on his tablet and place on the floor. 426 00:19:31,381 --> 00:19:32,462 (TABLET BEEPING) 427 00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:36,926 Hello, Mrs. Kipling. 428 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,678 I figured you might miss me, 429 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,970 so I created this hologram to keep you company. 430 00:19:42,722 --> 00:19:46,065 Whenever you feel lonely, you can tap the screen and I will appear. 431 00:19:46,065 --> 00:19:50,019 I will now regale you with the tales of my epic chess battles. 432 00:19:50,019 --> 00:19:52,071 I was down to two pawns and a rook... 433 00:19:52,071 --> 00:19:54,654 (GROWLS) So I looked at my opponent dead in the eyes... 434 00:19:54,654 --> 00:19:56,696 It worked! 435 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,578 I guess there is an app for everything. 436 00:20:01,581 --> 00:20:03,993 As soon as I hit that freezing cold water, 437 00:20:03,993 --> 00:20:06,786 my life flashed before my eyes. 438 00:20:06,786 --> 00:20:10,540 Which was actually helpful, because my memory came back! 439 00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:11,751 So, what do you remember? 440 00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:16,636 Well, I work on a cruise ship called the S.S. Delphina. 441 00:20:16,636 --> 00:20:18,548 I dress as a mermaid and sing for the kids 442 00:20:18,548 --> 00:20:20,470 when their parents hit the casino. 443 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,512 So your name isn't Delphina? 444 00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:24,143 Nope. It's Kim. 445 00:20:24,143 --> 00:20:25,475 Ah! 446 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:26,556 Kim Ross. 447 00:20:28,308 --> 00:20:30,149 What were you doing in the middle of the ocean? 448 00:20:30,149 --> 00:20:32,772 The last thing I remember is that I went jet skiing 449 00:20:32,772 --> 00:20:35,064 to get away from all those kids. 450 00:20:35,064 --> 00:20:37,777 You have no idea how annoying they can be. 451 00:20:38,618 --> 00:20:39,659 Wanna bet? 452 00:20:41,821 --> 00:20:44,664 Anyway, I must have fallen off and hit my head. 453 00:20:44,664 --> 00:20:48,578 But what about your white-bearded dad with the giant fork? 454 00:20:48,578 --> 00:20:52,131 Isn't that Poseidon, king of the sea, with his trident? 455 00:20:52,131 --> 00:20:53,583 No, it's my dad Cletus, 456 00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:56,005 farmer of potatoes, with his pitchfork. 457 00:20:57,717 --> 00:20:59,258 I feel so stupid. 458 00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:02,592 Zuri, 459 00:21:02,592 --> 00:21:04,434 you are not stupid. 460 00:21:04,884 --> 00:21:06,055 Okay? 461 00:21:06,055 --> 00:21:08,227 Do you think maybe you just miss Millie? 462 00:21:08,648 --> 00:21:10,650 No. 463 00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:13,313 It just seems like a world without mermaids isn't as much fun. 464 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:15,735 And if I don't have that, what do I have? 465 00:21:15,735 --> 00:21:17,567 A private yacht and a really great nanny? 466 00:21:19,489 --> 00:21:20,660 True. 467 00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:23,072 Okay, just go ahead and say it. 468 00:21:23,072 --> 00:21:24,904 You were right and I was wrong. 469 00:21:24,904 --> 00:21:27,747 There's no such thing as mermaids. 470 00:21:27,747 --> 00:21:30,119 Actually, there might be. What? 471 00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:31,791 Yeah. I mean, it's like Ravi said, 472 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,173 so much of the world is yet to be explored. 473 00:21:34,173 --> 00:21:35,675 Who's to say what's out there? 474 00:21:35,675 --> 00:21:38,718 So you don't think I'm just a crazy little kid? 475 00:21:38,718 --> 00:21:40,259 Absolutely not. 476 00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:43,763 I think you're an amazing young woman with a great imagination. 477 00:21:43,763 --> 00:21:45,304 It's one of the things I love most about you. 478 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,017 And no matter how old you get, I hope you never lose that. 479 00:21:48,017 --> 00:21:49,479 I won't. 480 00:21:49,479 --> 00:21:52,562 I plan to be an eccentric old lady with 16 imaginary cats. 481 00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:53,563 (BOTH LAUGH) 482 00:21:55,695 --> 00:21:58,237 I'm really sorry to disappoint you, Zuri. 483 00:21:58,237 --> 00:22:00,990 That's okay. We can still be friends, 484 00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:04,824 even if all you have is boring old legs. 485 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,827 And if you ever come to New York, we can still go shopping. 486 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:08,658 We all can. 487 00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:11,791 And we can still get married. 488 00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:15,124 I hope you don't mind, I registered us at Paintball Plus. 489 00:22:16,756 --> 00:22:18,007 Every girl's dream. 490 00:22:19,128 --> 00:22:20,880 I still do not understand. 491 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,262 My experiment was flawless! 492 00:22:23,262 --> 00:22:24,554 Um, Ravi, 493 00:22:24,554 --> 00:22:26,175 did you ever think maybe Delphina's saliva 494 00:22:26,175 --> 00:22:27,847 came up positive for fish because 495 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,639 that's what we were having for dinner at the time? 496 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:31,971 Ah, yes. 497 00:22:31,971 --> 00:22:34,644 That would explain why she also tested positive 498 00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:37,186 for tartar sauce and a squeeze of lemon. 499 00:22:44,444 --> 00:22:47,577 Whoa! Best vacation ever! 500 00:22:51,991 --> 00:22:55,415 Hey, how about you put a little sunscreen on me, hot stuff? 501 00:22:58,588 --> 00:22:59,709 (SIGHS) 502 00:23:00,259 --> 00:23:01,260 (YELPS) Ravi! 503 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:04,844 What are you doing? 504 00:23:04,844 --> 00:23:06,345 You said, 505 00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:09,599 "Hey, how about you put a little sunscreen on me, hot stuff?" 506 00:23:09,599 --> 00:23:11,811 Who else could you possibly be referring to?