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So, are you guys all
excited for the big game?
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Ready to vanquish those
Viceroy High Vikings?
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Who cares about the game?
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The night before
is the Win Big Shindig!
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I know, it's my first
boy-girl dance!
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ALL: Ooh.
(MAKING KISSING SOUNDS)
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Ow.
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Real mature.
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Now, how do I make sure
I go with someone
as awesome as I am?
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Don't worry, Zuri,
I'll help you.
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One cootie-free cutie
coming up!
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Yeah, if you need boy advice,
I'm available too.
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Uh, no offense, Jessie,
but I'm gonna go with
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Emma's track record
on this one.
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That's fair.
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Jessie, I'm the spirit
coordinator for the dance,
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so I could use some help.
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I have tons to do,
including finding
a giant Viking statue.
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And you need that because...
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Because the whole point
of the Win Big Shindig
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is to throw stuff
at the rival school's
mascot! Duh!
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Well, I am totally free.
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Barring any last
minute acting jobs
that might come up.
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So, yeah, I'm totally free.
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Well, I want to go
with Nora St. Clair,
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the prettiest girl in school.
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Mmm.
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Ravi, is there any
special girl who
tickles your Tesla coil?
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As a matter of fact,
I was thinking of asking
my Chem lab partner,
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although we run in
completely different crowds.
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Meaning she has a crowd.
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Hey, hey! Why don't you
just tell her you think you
both have real "chemistry"?
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(LAUGHS)
See.
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This is why no one wants
your dating advice.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Ooh, there's Martin.
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He's handsome, and sweet,
and gives a heck
of a book report.
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I'm gonna go ask him.
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Zuri, you can't just
go up to a boy and
tell him what you want.
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(CHUCKLES)
Oh, to be 11 again.
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So what do I do?
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You get him to ask you.
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And just in case
he's already taken,
you need backups.
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Wow, I had no idea.
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Thank goodness you're here.
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There's a reason you
were voted "Most Likely
to be a Trophy Wife."
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(CHUCKLES)
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Jessie, I have great news!
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You know, there are
easier ways to make
snow cones.
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No, it's the Walden Wasp!
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I'm helping Emma with
decorations for the dance.
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And here I thought
my Armadillo Scout
ice sculpting badge
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was a waste of time.
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Oh, before you get started
on another story from your
weird childhood,
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let me tell you my news.
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I got a part as
a supernumerary at
the Metropolitan Opera!
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Bertram, that's fantastic!
Do you have a line?
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No, but I get to
carry a big spear
and wear a cool hat!
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(VOCALIZING)
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Aw.
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Now that I think about it,
this was a very dangerous
merit badge.
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And so, if your total
number of protons
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is not equal to your
total number of electrons,
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Ravi, do you have an ion?
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I certainly have
an "eye on" someone.
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Ravi, where's my
main science guy?
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Ravi Ross,
the Science Boss!
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You never leave me hangin'!
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Apologies,
my chemical brother.
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Ow!
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Jax, do you have
something you'd like to
share with the class?
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Yeah. I just pierced
my ear with this paper clip!
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Charming.
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May I ask you something?
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Another time, perhaps.
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Okay, Nora's on her way.
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When she gets here,
I'm gonna ask her
to the dance
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and blow her mind.
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While I blow
the confetti cannons.
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Do you think
she will say yes?
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How could she not?
I've got this face,
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a C+ average,
and two coats of deodorant.
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Yes, Nora is a lucky,
lucky girl.
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Meanwhile, I'm having
trouble inviting Jax.
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Wait, you want to ask Jax?
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She'll eat you up
and spit you out!
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And then brag to her friends
about how far she spit you!
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I admit, she may be
a little "rough
around the edges"
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and "bloodthirsty,"
but I kind of dig it.
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Ravi, Jax only likes
bad boys.
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And, you know,
look at you.
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Are you telling me
I do not look like
a rebel?
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(SCOFFS) I will
have you know,
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today I missed a belt loop!
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Although truth be told,
it has been
driving me crazy.
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I rest my case.
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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Now, get to your
cannon station!
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I hear Nora coming.
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
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Jessie, you ruined
everything!
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Okay, people have
got to stop saying that
when I enter a room.
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I'm here to go over
dance decorations with Emma.
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What's going on?
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Ugh.
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Help me clean up, fast.
Pull that banner down
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so we can reset everything!
Okay.
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So, Luke, what did
you wanna tell me?
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Uh... (EXCLAIMS)
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(NORA READING)
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Is this your idea
of a practical joke?
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Fixed it.
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Kids, you're gonna be
late for school!
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Wow! Even Bertram's
up before you!
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I couldn't sleep.
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People have told me
that was a thing before,
but I never believed it.
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What's wrong?
Did they cancel Whisk Wars?
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No, I'm nervous because
the opera director
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gave me a one-line solo.
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There's a big difference
between singing at the Met
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and singing to a shampoo
bottle in the shower.
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Okay, first of all,
I really need you to
start the kids' lunches.
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And second of all,
why do you have shampoo?
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At least
one of you is ready!
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By the way, have you asked
anyone to the dance yet?
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Oh, Jessie, it's cute you
think that's how it works.
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Emma had me start three
different gossip chains
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to make sure it got back
to each of my three options
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that I want him
to invite me.
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But putting your dish
in the sink is too much work.
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Oh, wow, when you said
planning the dance
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was a lot of heavy lifting,
you weren't kidding.
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I'm so stressed.
We don't even have
a band for the dance yet.
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How am I supposed
to get everything done,
and help Zuri?
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These are perfectly
manicured hands,
not wands!
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I can help!
Uh, what can I do?
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Pick up the cake?
Make the punch?
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How about find a six-foot,
papier mache Viking statue
on short notice?
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So, someone's already
making the punch?
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(GRUNTS) Geez, how does
the football team fit
Ravi in here every day?
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Emma, it worked!
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All three boys
invited me to the dance!
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So now should I go
talk to Martin
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and tell him
he's the lucky guy?
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Sure, if you want to scare
him away forever! (SIGHS)
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If you answer too quickly,
you'll look desperate.
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(SIGHS) This is exhausting.
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By the time this
shindig rolls around,
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I'll be so tired that when
I wave my hands in the air
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like I just don't care,
I really won't care.
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I don't wanna know.
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Jax, I hope that is not
permanent marker.
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I mean, way to deface
school property, homegirl!
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You have left your
textbooks in your locker.
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Hmm. It's not my locker.
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Hey, Ravi, this might be
a little weird
for me to ask,
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since we barely
know each other...
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Is this actually happening?
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The answer is yes,
yes to the tenth power, yes!
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Sweet! Here's my
chemistry homework.
I owe you.
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(GROANS) Can't belive
you have to order a Viking
statue two weeks in advance.
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By Thor's hammer,
this is difficult.
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(BERTRAM CLEARS THROAT)
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♪ Do-re-mi-fa-sol-la-ti... ♪
(VOICE CRACKS)
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D-oh!
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00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:07,427
Bertram, you going
through puberty?
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It's always been my dream
to perform at the Met.
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(STAMMERING) But I'm afraid
I'll embarrass myself.
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But you're in a boy band.
Aren't you used
to performing?
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And embarrassing yourself?
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There is a big difference.
My voice has to be perfect.
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In Badd Direction,
they only wanted me
for my body.
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Oh. Oh, Bertram.
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No, no, I'm positive
they wanted you
for your voice. Positive.
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So, is there any world
at all in which
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"Here is my chemistry
homework," could mean,
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"Future valedictorians
are my jam?"
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Ravi, Jax has gotten
three suspensions,
and 27 tardies.
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She's a legend
among my people.
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Okay, if you wanna
win her over,
you've gotta be badder.
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I believe you mean "worse."
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Ah, yes, now I hear it.
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00:09:51,972 --> 00:09:54,975
Okay, Ravi, it's not enough
to just dress like a rebel.
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00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:57,307
You might actually have
to break a rule.
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(GASPS) Break a rule?
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Do you think she would
like to watch me take
a standardized test
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00:10:02,022 --> 00:10:04,725
with a No. 1 pencil?
201
00:10:04,725 --> 00:10:08,819
Okay. Can you go be
lame somewhere else?
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00:10:08,819 --> 00:10:11,571
Once Nora gets here,
a skywriter is
going to fly by
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00:10:11,571 --> 00:10:13,734
and write a message
asking her to the dance.
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00:10:13,734 --> 00:10:16,576
It's a lot of moving parts,
but what could go wrong?
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00:10:18,078 --> 00:10:20,080
EMMA: Hey, Zuri!
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00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,371
Have you been blowing up
with texts from
your three options,
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00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,743
begging you to say yes?
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00:10:22,743 --> 00:10:25,045
Oh, I'm about to
blow up all right.
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00:10:25,045 --> 00:10:28,088
Thanks to you,
I waited too long
to get back to them,
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00:10:28,088 --> 00:10:30,210
so they all got
other dates to the dance!
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00:10:30,210 --> 00:10:32,052
Ooh, that's a clever move.
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00:10:32,052 --> 00:10:33,553
I wonder
who's coaching them?
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00:10:35,095 --> 00:10:38,218
No one!
This whole thing is stupid!
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00:10:38,218 --> 00:10:39,930
You told me I had
to play games,
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00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:42,432
but I should have
just told Martin
I wanted to go with him.
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00:10:42,432 --> 00:10:45,065
Well, sure, if you want to
do things the easy way.
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00:10:45,065 --> 00:10:47,477
Everyone wants to do
things the easy way!
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00:10:47,477 --> 00:10:48,899
It's the easiest!
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00:10:52,112 --> 00:10:54,985
Luke, if you have
something to say to me,
please make it quick.
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00:10:54,985 --> 00:10:58,578
I have to go to the doctor
to get the confetti removed
from my ear.
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00:10:58,578 --> 00:11:00,160
Uh, yeah.
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00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,083
Just stand right here.
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00:11:07,047 --> 00:11:08,048
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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00:11:08,048 --> 00:11:11,051
Uh... Okay, I just
have to make a quick call.
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00:11:11,051 --> 00:11:11,922
Don't move.
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00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:20,300
I can't believe I fell for
another one of your
stupid practical jokes!
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00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,681
Uh... No, wait...
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Oh!
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00:11:23,353 --> 00:11:25,015
(THUDS)
Oh.
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00:11:25,015 --> 00:11:29,189
Ow! My ankle!
Why do you hate me?
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00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,022
Nora, I swear,
I wanted you standing
there for something else!
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00:11:32,022 --> 00:11:33,023
(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
LUKE: Wait...
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Ow!
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00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,529
Merciful heavens,
make it stop.
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00:11:43,123 --> 00:11:44,955
Could this get any worse?
236
00:11:46,626 --> 00:11:48,038
Who is "Laura"?
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00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:55,215
H2O is water, and H2O2
is hydrogen peroxide.
238
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:58,839
So, class, what is H2O4?
239
00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:02,102
Drinking.
240
00:12:02,102 --> 00:12:03,553
(MR. FEELY CHUCKLES)
241
00:12:03,553 --> 00:12:06,266
Get it?
H2O is "for" drinking?
242
00:12:08,108 --> 00:12:10,060
Really, Ravi?
Not even a chuckle?
243
00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:12,192
You're the one
who forwarded me
those chemistry jokes.
244
00:12:12,192 --> 00:12:14,234
Uh...
245
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,027
I am sure I do not know
what you are talking about.
246
00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:20,320
Bad boys do not get
email blasts from Lab Laughs.
247
00:12:22,202 --> 00:12:25,956
Anyway, hydrogen peroxide
has many applications.
248
00:12:25,956 --> 00:12:28,038
It also has
a very explosive reaction
249
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,250
when mixed with
potassium iodide.
250
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,253
Ooh! Explosive enough
to crack a safe?
251
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,676
Finally, we're learning
something useful!
252
00:12:36,676 --> 00:12:39,679
Hold up. We're not allowed
to cause explosions in this
school anymore.
253
00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:41,802
Just ask my predecessor,
Mr. Lefty.
254
00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:46,596
So causing an explosion
in class would be
255
00:12:47,647 --> 00:12:49,019
breaking a rule?
256
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:51,311
Ravi, you know it would.
You wrote the class rules,
257
00:12:51,311 --> 00:12:52,352
since you have
the prettiest handwriting.
258
00:12:55,155 --> 00:12:56,656
(HISSING)
259
00:12:56,656 --> 00:12:58,108
Ravi, what are you doing?
That would cause a...
260
00:12:59,489 --> 00:13:00,490
(ALL LAUGHING)
261
00:13:02,863 --> 00:13:06,957
Mr. Feeley, you got
a little something
right everywhere.
262
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:12,002
It appears we have
a chemical comedian
in our class.
263
00:13:12,002 --> 00:13:15,255
Well, Ravi, let's see
how funny you think
detention is tonight!
264
00:13:15,255 --> 00:13:18,298
Tonight?
But tonight is the dance!
265
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,090
Yeah, that's so not fair!
266
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,883
Well, if you're so
worried about Ravi,
you can join him.
267
00:13:22,883 --> 00:13:25,185
What?
No, you're just mad that
268
00:13:25,185 --> 00:13:27,137
he can actually
make us laugh.
269
00:13:27,137 --> 00:13:29,139
H2O is for drinking!
270
00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:31,481
Think about it, people,
it's hilarious!
271
00:13:36,937 --> 00:13:38,198
Oh.
272
00:13:38,198 --> 00:13:40,030
I take it the skywriting
didn't fly?
273
00:13:40,030 --> 00:13:42,242
Jessie, please. I'm too
depressed for wordplay.
274
00:13:44,364 --> 00:13:48,208
Luke, sometimes
when you just relax
and let things happen,
275
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,870
they take care
of themselves.
276
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,211
Okay?
277
00:13:51,211 --> 00:13:52,372
What?
278
00:13:52,372 --> 00:13:55,795
No! No, I said a giant
statue of a Norseman,
279
00:13:55,795 --> 00:13:57,717
not a horse man!
280
00:13:57,717 --> 00:14:00,170
Here. Can you take
these to the gym for me?
Viking emergency.
281
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:09,059
Luke?
Nora!
282
00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:12,182
I can't believe this.
283
00:14:12,182 --> 00:14:13,853
You did all this for me?
284
00:14:14,564 --> 00:14:15,855
Uh...
285
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,278
Yes, I did.
286
00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:23,783
This is so sweet!
I thought you hated me.
287
00:14:23,783 --> 00:14:26,576
Wait, the marching band
isn't hiding anywhere, is it?
288
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,450
Nora, I'm really sorry
about all that.
289
00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:32,622
It's just, you know,
290
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,415
you're the coolest girl
in school,
291
00:14:35,415 --> 00:14:38,999
and I didn't think you'd
go to the dance with me
unless I asked in a big way.
292
00:14:38,999 --> 00:14:42,212
Well, I'd say
this is pretty big.
293
00:14:42,212 --> 00:14:45,595
Although I heard some
girl named Laura got
asked by a skywriter.
294
00:14:48,308 --> 00:14:51,351
So, uh...
295
00:14:51,351 --> 00:14:53,063
Will you go
to the dance with me?
296
00:14:53,853 --> 00:14:55,355
I'd love to.
297
00:14:55,355 --> 00:14:58,228
And you know, you didn't
have to go through
all this trouble.
298
00:14:58,228 --> 00:15:01,481
(LAUGHS) Trust me,
when prom rolls around,
I'm just sending a text.
299
00:15:04,484 --> 00:15:06,987
So, this is detention.
300
00:15:06,987 --> 00:15:09,369
The Slammer. The Big House.
301
00:15:09,369 --> 00:15:11,621
What should I do first?
Pump some iron?
302
00:15:11,621 --> 00:15:14,204
Make a friend named Bubba?
303
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:16,246
How about
quietly do your homework?
304
00:15:16,246 --> 00:15:19,379
Mr. Feeley, I assume
this was supposed
to be a punishment.
305
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:22,342
You know, I hope
you're both happy.
306
00:15:22,342 --> 00:15:24,965
I had to cancel
a hot date tonight for this.
307
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,256
That's not true.
308
00:15:27,637 --> 00:15:29,049
No, it isn't.
309
00:15:29,719 --> 00:15:31,141
You two stay put.
310
00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:32,682
I'm going to the bathroom
to try wash these
311
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:33,933
chemicals off again.
312
00:15:35,055 --> 00:15:37,357
Everyone keeps asking
if I'm an Avatar.
313
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:44,064
You know, I had
big plans for the dance.
314
00:15:44,064 --> 00:15:45,485
I have a whole locker
of tomatoes
315
00:15:45,485 --> 00:15:47,237
I was going to throw
at that Viking!
316
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:51,031
And maybe one or two
at the principal
"by accident."
317
00:15:51,031 --> 00:15:53,994
Jax, I am truly sorry
for getting you into this.
318
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:57,497
Hey, why did you cause
that explosion anyway?
319
00:15:57,497 --> 00:15:59,249
You never do anything wrong.
320
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,541
Well, I thought
you only liked bad boys,
321
00:16:02,882 --> 00:16:04,794
and I wanted to
ask you to the dance.
322
00:16:04,794 --> 00:16:08,218
What? Why would you want
to go with someone like me?
323
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,300
When I ask someone
if they wanna dance,
324
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,892
it usually means
I'm starting a fist fight.
325
00:16:12,892 --> 00:16:15,435
I know, and that really
gets my beaker boiling.
326
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,439
I love that you do not care
what anyone thinks.
327
00:16:19,439 --> 00:16:20,900
Neither do you.
328
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:24,194
Like, aren't you
the kid who's in that
weird lizard group?
329
00:16:24,194 --> 00:16:27,237
Reptile Club,
but let us not
split scales.
330
00:16:29,369 --> 00:16:31,821
Maybe we have more
in common than I
previously thought.
331
00:16:32,372 --> 00:16:34,494
Maybe.
332
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,617
Hey, we should get
matching tattoos!
333
00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:40,960
(LAUGHS) Although it is
important to celebrate
our differences.
334
00:16:42,712 --> 00:16:46,546
Hey, why don't we
bust out of this joint
and go to the dance?
335
00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:49,219
Really? Like, together?
336
00:16:49,889 --> 00:16:51,681
Sure.
Oh.
337
00:16:51,681 --> 00:16:54,184
But what if Mr. Feeley
sees us in the hall?
338
00:16:54,184 --> 00:16:56,015
Oh. We're not
going through the hall.
339
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,309
We're going
through the wall.
340
00:17:01,641 --> 00:17:03,403
What a woman!
341
00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:19,959
(RAVI SCREAMS)
342
00:17:21,831 --> 00:17:23,623
Ouch!
343
00:17:23,623 --> 00:17:25,835
Still, that was easier
than climbing up it.
344
00:17:28,007 --> 00:17:29,549
Hello, Viceroy High?
345
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,382
Yeah, I was wondering
how open you are
to changing your mascot
346
00:17:32,382 --> 00:17:34,264
from a viking to a centaur?
347
00:17:34,264 --> 00:17:36,886
I mean, a nice torso
is a nice torso, am I right?
348
00:17:37,477 --> 00:17:38,478
Hello?
349
00:17:41,271 --> 00:17:43,273
Why are you sitting
here by yourself?
350
00:17:43,273 --> 00:17:45,685
I can't slow dance alone,
can I?
351
00:17:45,685 --> 00:17:48,108
It's times like these
I wish I hadn't killed off
352
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,689
all my imaginary friends.
353
00:17:52,452 --> 00:17:55,655
Zuri, I'm sorry
I gave you bad advice.
354
00:17:56,496 --> 00:17:57,867
Are you still mad?
355
00:17:57,867 --> 00:18:00,500
No. I know you were
only trying to help.
356
00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:02,912
Still, I feel terrible.
357
00:18:02,912 --> 00:18:05,375
So I told Martin
it was all my fault,
358
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:07,337
and he really wants to
have a dance with you.
359
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,418
(GASPS) He does?
360
00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:14,264
Thanks, Emma.
And I know I said
I wasn't mad,
361
00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:16,716
but check your sheets
before you get
in bed tonight.
362
00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:21,391
A-ha! There you are!
363
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:24,524
Ravi, you got detention?
And disappeared?
364
00:18:24,524 --> 00:18:26,146
And turned your
teacher into a Smurf!
365
00:18:28,188 --> 00:18:29,569
Please let us stay.
366
00:18:29,569 --> 00:18:32,442
You know dancing
with a girl was
on my bucket list.
367
00:18:33,573 --> 00:18:35,325
What do you say,
Mr. Feeley?
368
00:18:35,325 --> 00:18:38,238
We know Ravi made some
bad decisions today,
369
00:18:38,238 --> 00:18:40,580
but we both know
he's a good kid.
370
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:42,412
Well, if there's
one thing I've learned,
371
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:45,124
it's that you can't
fight chemistry.
372
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,957
I was quite the ladies' man
in high school, you know.
373
00:18:47,957 --> 00:18:49,459
(SCOFFS) That's not true.
374
00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:51,921
No, it isn't.
375
00:18:51,921 --> 00:18:54,714
Ravi, out of respect
for our friendship,
I'll let you stay.
376
00:18:56,216 --> 00:18:58,017
But Jax has to fix
my heating grate,
377
00:18:58,017 --> 00:19:00,390
and you have to fix
my master's thesis.
378
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,432
BOTH: Deal!
379
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:05,315
All right.
Have fun, you two.
380
00:19:05,315 --> 00:19:07,066
And if you hurt him,
I know Krav Maga.
381
00:19:09,479 --> 00:19:12,572
Yikes. Maybe I shouldn't
have stolen her wallet.
382
00:19:12,572 --> 00:19:13,653
(CHUCKLES)
383
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,825
Aw, isn't this sweet?
384
00:19:15,825 --> 00:19:19,489
Yup! And now it's time
to destroy the Viking!
385
00:19:19,489 --> 00:19:21,541
Uh... Yeah, about that...
386
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:23,543
Thanks again, Jessie,
for helping me.
387
00:19:23,543 --> 00:19:27,166
Without a rival
mascot to ridicule,
I'd be ostrich-sized!
388
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:31,381
Oh, Emma, that
word of the day app
is almost working.
389
00:19:31,381 --> 00:19:33,713
Yeah, I'm a walking
tyrannosaurus!
390
00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:34,714
Uh...
391
00:19:36,596 --> 00:19:40,390
Jessie! I was on my way
to the Met, and I panicked.
392
00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:43,603
What if everyone boos
and throws things at me?
393
00:19:43,603 --> 00:19:46,185
Wait a minute.
You're a Viking?
394
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,568
No, I just like the feel
of a fur-lined romper.
395
00:19:48,568 --> 00:19:49,899
Of course I'm a Viking!
396
00:19:51,611 --> 00:19:53,072
Okay, listen.
397
00:19:53,072 --> 00:19:54,864
What if I told you
there is a way you could
398
00:19:54,864 --> 00:19:56,526
face your fear
before the show,
399
00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:58,818
in front
of the toughest audience
you could ever imagine?
400
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,371
Go on.
401
00:20:01,371 --> 00:20:02,872
(SINGING)
♪ I am a Viking
402
00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:04,454
♪ I am a Viking
403
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,327
♪ This is my Viking song ♪
404
00:20:07,327 --> 00:20:08,668
(ALL BOOING)
405
00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:10,169
Thanks, Jessie!
You were right.
406
00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:12,632
After this,
the Met's gonna be
a piece of cake!
407
00:20:12,632 --> 00:20:13,713
(LAUGHING)
408
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,714
(YELLING)
409
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:19,679
Listen up, everyone!
410
00:20:19,679 --> 00:20:21,931
I have a huge
surprise for you.
411
00:20:21,931 --> 00:20:24,013
Thanks to my
incredibly hard work,
412
00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:25,645
and a lost tour bus driver,
413
00:20:25,645 --> 00:20:27,557
I give you, The Vamps!
414
00:20:27,557 --> 00:20:28,558
(ALL CHEERING)
415
00:20:31,811 --> 00:20:35,565
♪ I talk a lot of stuff
when I'm thinking, baby
416
00:20:35,565 --> 00:20:39,529
♪ I'm known to go
a little too fast
417
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:42,782
♪ Don't mind all my friends,
I know they're all crazy
418
00:20:42,782 --> 00:20:45,625
♪ But they're the only
friends that I have
419
00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:47,957
♪ I know I don't know you
420
00:20:47,957 --> 00:20:49,959
♪ But I'd like to
421
00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:53,873
♪ Skip the small talk
and romance, girl
422
00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:58,217
♪ That's all I have to say so
baby, can we dance?
423
00:20:58,217 --> 00:20:59,218
(ALL CHEERING)
424
00:21:01,881 --> 00:21:05,054
♪ Here we go again
another time I'm caving in
425
00:21:05,054 --> 00:21:07,647
♪ And stupid words keep
falling from my mouth
426
00:21:09,188 --> 00:21:10,770
♪ You know that I mean well
427
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,482
♪ My hands were meant
for somewhere else
428
00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:15,274
♪ Your eyes are doing
naughty butterflies
429
00:21:16,396 --> 00:21:17,987
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
430
00:21:17,987 --> 00:21:20,069
♪ Oh, one more song
and I should go
431
00:21:20,069 --> 00:21:21,701
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
432
00:21:21,701 --> 00:21:23,573
♪ But maybe she might
like me though
433
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,615
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
434
00:21:25,615 --> 00:21:27,367
♪ I just can't think
of what to say
435
00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:29,078
♪ Should I go, should I stay?
436
00:21:29,078 --> 00:21:31,000
♪ Just can't let her slip away
437
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,674
♪ I talk a lot of stuff
when I'm thinking, baby
438
00:21:34,674 --> 00:21:38,508
♪ I'm known to go
a little too fast
439
00:21:38,508 --> 00:21:41,881
♪ Don't mind all my friends,
I know they're all crazy
440
00:21:41,881 --> 00:21:44,924
♪ But they're the only
friends that I have
441
00:21:44,924 --> 00:21:46,976
♪ I know
I don't know you
442
00:21:46,976 --> 00:21:49,058
♪ But I'd like to
443
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:52,932
♪ Skip the small talk
and romance, girl
444
00:21:52,932 --> 00:21:57,607
♪ That's all I have to say so
baby, can we dance? ♪
445
00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:58,608
(ALL CHEERING)
446
00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:02,612
That was amazing!
Hey, do you have a pen?
447
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,744
I wanna get
their autographs.
448
00:22:04,744 --> 00:22:06,075
Wait! Where's my wallet?
449
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,541
Thanks, Jessie,
for all your help.
450
00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:13,453
You're welcome,
and everything
turned out great!
451
00:22:13,453 --> 00:22:15,084
You should be really
proud of yourself.
452
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,046
Now go dance
with your date.
453
00:22:17,046 --> 00:22:19,589
Oh, I don't have a date.
I decided to keep
my options open.
454
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,801
Hey, Emma! Get up here
and dance with us!
455
00:22:21,801 --> 00:22:22,882
Good call.
456
00:22:22,882 --> 00:22:24,093
(MUSIC PLAYING)
457
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,102
Hey, want to dance?
458
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:36,065
Uh, I actually came
here with a date.
459
00:22:36,065 --> 00:22:37,737
That's not true.
No, it isn't.