1 00:00:05,836 --> 00:00:08,299 So, are you guys all excited for the big game? 2 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:10,801 Ready to vanquish those Viceroy High Vikings? 3 00:00:10,801 --> 00:00:12,223 Who cares about the game? 4 00:00:12,223 --> 00:00:14,305 The night before is the Win Big Shindig! 5 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:17,348 I know, it's my first boy-girl dance! 6 00:00:17,348 --> 00:00:19,100 ALL: Ooh. (MAKING KISSING SOUNDS) 7 00:00:21,642 --> 00:00:22,643 Ow. 8 00:00:23,734 --> 00:00:25,526 Real mature. 9 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:29,320 Now, how do I make sure I go with someone as awesome as I am? 10 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,991 Don't worry, Zuri, I'll help you. 11 00:00:30,991 --> 00:00:33,414 One cootie-free cutie coming up! 12 00:00:33,414 --> 00:00:36,367 Yeah, if you need boy advice, I'm available too. 13 00:00:36,367 --> 00:00:39,330 Uh, no offense, Jessie, but I'm gonna go with 14 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:41,372 Emma's track record on this one. 15 00:00:42,873 --> 00:00:44,125 That's fair. 16 00:00:45,426 --> 00:00:47,428 Jessie, I'm the spirit coordinator for the dance, 17 00:00:47,428 --> 00:00:49,130 so I could use some help. 18 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:52,343 I have tons to do, including finding a giant Viking statue. 19 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:53,844 And you need that because... 20 00:00:53,844 --> 00:00:56,557 Because the whole point of the Win Big Shindig 21 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:59,140 is to throw stuff at the rival school's mascot! Duh! 22 00:01:00,391 --> 00:01:01,982 Well, I am totally free. 23 00:01:01,982 --> 00:01:04,565 Barring any last minute acting jobs that might come up. 24 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,187 So, yeah, I'm totally free. 25 00:01:08,189 --> 00:01:10,401 Well, I want to go with Nora St. Clair, 26 00:01:10,401 --> 00:01:12,072 the prettiest girl in school. 27 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,784 Mmm. 28 00:01:13,784 --> 00:01:17,248 Ravi, is there any special girl who tickles your Tesla coil? 29 00:01:17,248 --> 00:01:20,411 As a matter of fact, I was thinking of asking my Chem lab partner, 30 00:01:20,411 --> 00:01:23,083 although we run in completely different crowds. 31 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,876 Meaning she has a crowd. 32 00:01:25,876 --> 00:01:30,050 Hey, hey! Why don't you just tell her you think you both have real "chemistry"? 33 00:01:30,050 --> 00:01:31,802 (LAUGHS) See. 34 00:01:31,802 --> 00:01:33,764 This is why no one wants your dating advice. 35 00:01:36,387 --> 00:01:39,520 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh 36 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:43,184 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 37 00:01:43,184 --> 00:01:46,727 ♪ It feels like a party every day 38 00:01:46,727 --> 00:01:50,401 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 39 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:53,904 ♪ But they keep on pulling me every which way 40 00:01:53,904 --> 00:01:57,288 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 41 00:01:57,288 --> 00:02:00,871 ♪ My whole world is changing Turning around 42 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:04,545 ♪ They got me going crazy Yeah, they're shaking the ground 43 00:02:04,545 --> 00:02:08,379 ♪ But they took a chance on the new girl in town 44 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:11,842 ♪ And I don't want to let them down, down, down 45 00:02:11,842 --> 00:02:13,554 ♪ Hey Jessie 46 00:02:15,386 --> 00:02:16,807 ♪ Hey Jessie 47 00:02:18,969 --> 00:02:22,723 ♪ It feels like a party every day 48 00:02:22,723 --> 00:02:26,687 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪ 49 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,403 Ooh, there's Martin. 50 00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:36,116 He's handsome, and sweet, and gives a heck of a book report. 51 00:02:36,617 --> 00:02:38,579 I'm gonna go ask him. 52 00:02:38,579 --> 00:02:41,912 Zuri, you can't just go up to a boy and tell him what you want. 53 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:43,874 (CHUCKLES) Oh, to be 11 again. 54 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,378 So what do I do? 55 00:02:47,378 --> 00:02:49,920 You get him to ask you. 56 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,633 And just in case he's already taken, you need backups. 57 00:02:52,633 --> 00:02:54,465 Wow, I had no idea. 58 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:56,257 Thank goodness you're here. 59 00:02:56,257 --> 00:02:59,560 There's a reason you were voted "Most Likely to be a Trophy Wife." 60 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:00,561 (CHUCKLES) 61 00:03:03,013 --> 00:03:05,516 Jessie, I have great news! 62 00:03:05,516 --> 00:03:08,939 You know, there are easier ways to make snow cones. 63 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:10,611 No, it's the Walden Wasp! 64 00:03:10,611 --> 00:03:12,983 I'm helping Emma with decorations for the dance. 65 00:03:12,983 --> 00:03:15,526 And here I thought my Armadillo Scout ice sculpting badge 66 00:03:15,526 --> 00:03:17,448 was a waste of time. 67 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:20,241 Oh, before you get started on another story from your weird childhood, 68 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:21,912 let me tell you my news. 69 00:03:21,912 --> 00:03:25,416 I got a part as a supernumerary at the Metropolitan Opera! 70 00:03:25,416 --> 00:03:28,669 Bertram, that's fantastic! Do you have a line? 71 00:03:28,669 --> 00:03:32,092 No, but I get to carry a big spear and wear a cool hat! 72 00:03:32,092 --> 00:03:33,504 (VOCALIZING) 73 00:03:38,178 --> 00:03:40,601 Aw. 74 00:03:40,601 --> 00:03:43,223 Now that I think about it, this was a very dangerous merit badge. 75 00:03:47,438 --> 00:03:49,650 And so, if your total number of protons 76 00:03:49,650 --> 00:03:52,773 is not equal to your total number of electrons, 77 00:03:52,773 --> 00:03:54,855 Ravi, do you have an ion? 78 00:03:54,855 --> 00:03:57,358 I certainly have an "eye on" someone. 79 00:03:58,619 --> 00:04:01,492 Ravi, where's my main science guy? 80 00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:03,574 Ravi Ross, the Science Boss! 81 00:04:03,574 --> 00:04:05,165 You never leave me hangin'! 82 00:04:05,165 --> 00:04:06,787 Apologies, my chemical brother. 83 00:04:08,579 --> 00:04:09,960 Ow! 84 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,712 Jax, do you have something you'd like to share with the class? 85 00:04:11,712 --> 00:04:14,505 Yeah. I just pierced my ear with this paper clip! 86 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:16,717 Charming. 87 00:04:17,718 --> 00:04:19,380 May I ask you something? 88 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:22,843 Another time, perhaps. 89 00:04:25,436 --> 00:04:27,598 Okay, Nora's on her way. 90 00:04:27,598 --> 00:04:29,730 When she gets here, I'm gonna ask her to the dance 91 00:04:29,730 --> 00:04:31,151 and blow her mind. 92 00:04:31,151 --> 00:04:33,564 While I blow the confetti cannons. 93 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:34,815 Do you think she will say yes? 94 00:04:34,815 --> 00:04:36,947 How could she not? I've got this face, 95 00:04:36,947 --> 00:04:39,530 a C+ average, and two coats of deodorant. 96 00:04:40,991 --> 00:04:44,955 Yes, Nora is a lucky, lucky girl. 97 00:04:46,827 --> 00:04:50,000 Meanwhile, I'm having trouble inviting Jax. 98 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,583 Wait, you want to ask Jax? 99 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,715 She'll eat you up and spit you out! 100 00:04:54,715 --> 00:04:58,679 And then brag to her friends about how far she spit you! 101 00:04:58,679 --> 00:05:02,633 I admit, she may be a little "rough around the edges" 102 00:05:02,633 --> 00:05:06,637 and "bloodthirsty," but I kind of dig it. 103 00:05:07,768 --> 00:05:10,811 Ravi, Jax only likes bad boys. 104 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:15,145 And, you know, look at you. 105 00:05:15,145 --> 00:05:17,738 Are you telling me I do not look like a rebel? 106 00:05:17,738 --> 00:05:19,780 (SCOFFS) I will have you know, 107 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:21,612 today I missed a belt loop! 108 00:05:21,612 --> 00:05:24,615 Although truth be told, it has been driving me crazy. 109 00:05:25,706 --> 00:05:27,748 I rest my case. (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 110 00:05:27,748 --> 00:05:28,949 Now, get to your cannon station! 111 00:05:28,949 --> 00:05:30,411 I hear Nora coming. 112 00:05:31,792 --> 00:05:32,833 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 113 00:05:34,164 --> 00:05:35,756 (MARCHING BAND PLAYING) 114 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:46,427 Jessie, you ruined everything! 115 00:05:46,427 --> 00:05:50,641 Okay, people have got to stop saying that when I enter a room. 116 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:52,773 I'm here to go over dance decorations with Emma. 117 00:05:52,773 --> 00:05:53,894 What's going on? 118 00:05:54,975 --> 00:05:57,237 Ugh. 119 00:05:57,237 --> 00:05:59,359 Help me clean up, fast. Pull that banner down 120 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,360 so we can reset everything! Okay. 121 00:06:05,696 --> 00:06:07,658 So, Luke, what did you wanna tell me? 122 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:09,660 Uh... (EXCLAIMS) 123 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:11,492 (NORA READING) 124 00:06:11,492 --> 00:06:13,083 Is this your idea of a practical joke? 125 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:19,460 Fixed it. 126 00:06:24,174 --> 00:06:26,767 Kids, you're gonna be late for school! 127 00:06:28,268 --> 00:06:30,471 Wow! Even Bertram's up before you! 128 00:06:30,471 --> 00:06:32,643 I couldn't sleep. 129 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:35,856 People have told me that was a thing before, but I never believed it. 130 00:06:35,856 --> 00:06:37,858 What's wrong? Did they cancel Whisk Wars? 131 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:42,282 No, I'm nervous because the opera director 132 00:06:42,282 --> 00:06:43,984 gave me a one-line solo. 133 00:06:43,984 --> 00:06:46,196 There's a big difference between singing at the Met 134 00:06:46,196 --> 00:06:48,699 and singing to a shampoo bottle in the shower. 135 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:51,331 Okay, first of all, I really need you to start the kids' lunches. 136 00:06:51,331 --> 00:06:53,033 And second of all, why do you have shampoo? 137 00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:57,538 At least one of you is ready! 138 00:06:57,538 --> 00:06:59,500 By the way, have you asked anyone to the dance yet? 139 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:02,342 Oh, Jessie, it's cute you think that's how it works. 140 00:07:03,754 --> 00:07:05,926 Emma had me start three different gossip chains 141 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,178 to make sure it got back to each of my three options 142 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,930 that I want him to invite me. 143 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,762 But putting your dish in the sink is too much work. 144 00:07:14,394 --> 00:07:16,356 Oh, wow, when you said planning the dance 145 00:07:16,356 --> 00:07:19,980 was a lot of heavy lifting, you weren't kidding. 146 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:23,363 I'm so stressed. We don't even have a band for the dance yet. 147 00:07:23,363 --> 00:07:26,196 How am I supposed to get everything done, and help Zuri? 148 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:28,198 These are perfectly manicured hands, not wands! 149 00:07:29,570 --> 00:07:31,031 I can help! Uh, what can I do? 150 00:07:31,031 --> 00:07:32,953 Pick up the cake? Make the punch? 151 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:36,837 How about find a six-foot, papier mache Viking statue on short notice? 152 00:07:36,837 --> 00:07:38,458 So, someone's already making the punch? 153 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,795 (GRUNTS) Geez, how does the football team fit Ravi in here every day? 154 00:07:46,547 --> 00:07:47,758 Emma, it worked! 155 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:50,350 All three boys invited me to the dance! 156 00:07:50,350 --> 00:07:52,262 So now should I go talk to Martin 157 00:07:52,262 --> 00:07:54,895 and tell him he's the lucky guy? 158 00:07:54,895 --> 00:07:57,688 Sure, if you want to scare him away forever! (SIGHS) 159 00:07:57,688 --> 00:07:59,770 If you answer too quickly, you'll look desperate. 160 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:02,022 (SIGHS) This is exhausting. 161 00:08:02,022 --> 00:08:04,565 By the time this shindig rolls around, 162 00:08:04,565 --> 00:08:06,867 I'll be so tired that when I wave my hands in the air 163 00:08:06,867 --> 00:08:09,369 like I just don't care, I really won't care. 164 00:08:14,454 --> 00:08:15,616 I don't wanna know. 165 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:22,673 Jax, I hope that is not permanent marker. 166 00:08:22,673 --> 00:08:26,176 I mean, way to deface school property, homegirl! 167 00:08:29,930 --> 00:08:32,182 You have left your textbooks in your locker. 168 00:08:32,182 --> 00:08:33,804 Hmm. It's not my locker. 169 00:08:36,476 --> 00:08:39,940 Hey, Ravi, this might be a little weird for me to ask, 170 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:41,311 since we barely know each other... 171 00:08:41,311 --> 00:08:42,813 Is this actually happening? 172 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:45,856 The answer is yes, yes to the tenth power, yes! 173 00:08:45,856 --> 00:08:48,859 Sweet! Here's my chemistry homework. I owe you. 174 00:08:53,704 --> 00:08:56,957 (GROANS) Can't belive you have to order a Viking statue two weeks in advance. 175 00:08:56,957 --> 00:08:58,538 By Thor's hammer, this is difficult. 176 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,040 (BERTRAM CLEARS THROAT) 177 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,873 ♪ Do-re-mi-fa-sol-la-ti... ♪ (VOICE CRACKS) 178 00:09:02,873 --> 00:09:04,585 D-oh! 179 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:07,427 Bertram, you going through puberty? 180 00:09:07,427 --> 00:09:09,630 It's always been my dream to perform at the Met. 181 00:09:09,630 --> 00:09:11,972 (STAMMERING) But I'm afraid I'll embarrass myself. 182 00:09:11,972 --> 00:09:14,304 But you're in a boy band. Aren't you used to performing? 183 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,937 And embarrassing yourself? 184 00:09:16,937 --> 00:09:20,060 There is a big difference. My voice has to be perfect. 185 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,683 In Badd Direction, they only wanted me for my body. 186 00:09:22,683 --> 00:09:24,484 Oh. Oh, Bertram. 187 00:09:24,484 --> 00:09:26,897 No, no, I'm positive they wanted you for your voice. Positive. 188 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:32,452 So, is there any world at all in which 189 00:09:32,452 --> 00:09:33,954 "Here is my chemistry homework," could mean, 190 00:09:33,954 --> 00:09:37,247 "Future valedictorians are my jam?" 191 00:09:37,247 --> 00:09:41,581 Ravi, Jax has gotten three suspensions, and 27 tardies. 192 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,914 She's a legend among my people. 193 00:09:43,914 --> 00:09:46,707 Okay, if you wanna win her over, you've gotta be badder. 194 00:09:46,707 --> 00:09:48,088 I believe you mean "worse." 195 00:09:49,129 --> 00:09:51,972 Ah, yes, now I hear it. 196 00:09:51,972 --> 00:09:54,975 Okay, Ravi, it's not enough to just dress like a rebel. 197 00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:57,307 You might actually have to break a rule. 198 00:09:57,307 --> 00:09:59,850 (GASPS) Break a rule? 199 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:02,022 Do you think she would like to watch me take a standardized test 200 00:10:02,022 --> 00:10:04,725 with a No. 1 pencil? 201 00:10:04,725 --> 00:10:08,819 Okay. Can you go be lame somewhere else? 202 00:10:08,819 --> 00:10:11,571 Once Nora gets here, a skywriter is going to fly by 203 00:10:11,571 --> 00:10:13,734 and write a message asking her to the dance. 204 00:10:13,734 --> 00:10:16,576 It's a lot of moving parts, but what could go wrong? 205 00:10:18,078 --> 00:10:20,080 EMMA: Hey, Zuri! 206 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,371 Have you been blowing up with texts from your three options, 207 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,743 begging you to say yes? 208 00:10:22,743 --> 00:10:25,045 Oh, I'm about to blow up all right. 209 00:10:25,045 --> 00:10:28,088 Thanks to you, I waited too long to get back to them, 210 00:10:28,088 --> 00:10:30,210 so they all got other dates to the dance! 211 00:10:30,210 --> 00:10:32,052 Ooh, that's a clever move. 212 00:10:32,052 --> 00:10:33,553 I wonder who's coaching them? 213 00:10:35,095 --> 00:10:38,218 No one! This whole thing is stupid! 214 00:10:38,218 --> 00:10:39,930 You told me I had to play games, 215 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:42,432 but I should have just told Martin I wanted to go with him. 216 00:10:42,432 --> 00:10:45,065 Well, sure, if you want to do things the easy way. 217 00:10:45,065 --> 00:10:47,477 Everyone wants to do things the easy way! 218 00:10:47,477 --> 00:10:48,899 It's the easiest! 219 00:10:52,112 --> 00:10:54,985 Luke, if you have something to say to me, please make it quick. 220 00:10:54,985 --> 00:10:58,578 I have to go to the doctor to get the confetti removed from my ear. 221 00:10:58,578 --> 00:11:00,160 Uh, yeah. 222 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,083 Just stand right here. 223 00:11:07,047 --> 00:11:08,048 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 224 00:11:08,048 --> 00:11:11,051 Uh... Okay, I just have to make a quick call. 225 00:11:11,051 --> 00:11:11,922 Don't move. 226 00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:20,300 I can't believe I fell for another one of your stupid practical jokes! 227 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,681 Uh... No, wait... 228 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,353 Oh! 229 00:11:23,353 --> 00:11:25,015 (THUDS) Oh. 230 00:11:25,015 --> 00:11:29,189 Ow! My ankle! Why do you hate me? 231 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,022 Nora, I swear, I wanted you standing there for something else! 232 00:11:32,022 --> 00:11:33,023 (MARCHING BAND PLAYING) LUKE: Wait... 233 00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:34,985 Ow! 234 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,529 Merciful heavens, make it stop. 235 00:11:43,123 --> 00:11:44,955 Could this get any worse? 236 00:11:46,626 --> 00:11:48,038 Who is "Laura"? 237 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:55,215 H2O is water, and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. 238 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:58,839 So, class, what is H2O4? 239 00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:02,102 Drinking. 240 00:12:02,102 --> 00:12:03,553 (MR. FEELY CHUCKLES) 241 00:12:03,553 --> 00:12:06,266 Get it? H2O is "for" drinking? 242 00:12:08,108 --> 00:12:10,060 Really, Ravi? Not even a chuckle? 243 00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:12,192 You're the one who forwarded me those chemistry jokes. 244 00:12:12,192 --> 00:12:14,234 Uh... 245 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,027 I am sure I do not know what you are talking about. 246 00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:20,320 Bad boys do not get email blasts from Lab Laughs. 247 00:12:22,202 --> 00:12:25,956 Anyway, hydrogen peroxide has many applications. 248 00:12:25,956 --> 00:12:28,038 It also has a very explosive reaction 249 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,250 when mixed with potassium iodide. 250 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,253 Ooh! Explosive enough to crack a safe? 251 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,676 Finally, we're learning something useful! 252 00:12:36,676 --> 00:12:39,679 Hold up. We're not allowed to cause explosions in this school anymore. 253 00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:41,802 Just ask my predecessor, Mr. Lefty. 254 00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:46,596 So causing an explosion in class would be 255 00:12:47,647 --> 00:12:49,019 breaking a rule? 256 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:51,311 Ravi, you know it would. You wrote the class rules, 257 00:12:51,311 --> 00:12:52,352 since you have the prettiest handwriting. 258 00:12:55,155 --> 00:12:56,656 (HISSING) 259 00:12:56,656 --> 00:12:58,108 Ravi, what are you doing? That would cause a... 260 00:12:59,489 --> 00:13:00,490 (ALL LAUGHING) 261 00:13:02,863 --> 00:13:06,957 Mr. Feeley, you got a little something right everywhere. 262 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:12,002 It appears we have a chemical comedian in our class. 263 00:13:12,002 --> 00:13:15,255 Well, Ravi, let's see how funny you think detention is tonight! 264 00:13:15,255 --> 00:13:18,298 Tonight? But tonight is the dance! 265 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,090 Yeah, that's so not fair! 266 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,883 Well, if you're so worried about Ravi, you can join him. 267 00:13:22,883 --> 00:13:25,185 What? No, you're just mad that 268 00:13:25,185 --> 00:13:27,137 he can actually make us laugh. 269 00:13:27,137 --> 00:13:29,139 H2O is for drinking! 270 00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:31,481 Think about it, people, it's hilarious! 271 00:13:36,937 --> 00:13:38,198 Oh. 272 00:13:38,198 --> 00:13:40,030 I take it the skywriting didn't fly? 273 00:13:40,030 --> 00:13:42,242 Jessie, please. I'm too depressed for wordplay. 274 00:13:44,364 --> 00:13:48,208 Luke, sometimes when you just relax and let things happen, 275 00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,870 they take care of themselves. 276 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,211 Okay? 277 00:13:51,211 --> 00:13:52,372 What? 278 00:13:52,372 --> 00:13:55,795 No! No, I said a giant statue of a Norseman, 279 00:13:55,795 --> 00:13:57,717 not a horse man! 280 00:13:57,717 --> 00:14:00,170 Here. Can you take these to the gym for me? Viking emergency. 281 00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:09,059 Luke? Nora! 282 00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:12,182 I can't believe this. 283 00:14:12,182 --> 00:14:13,853 You did all this for me? 284 00:14:14,564 --> 00:14:15,855 Uh... 285 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,278 Yes, I did. 286 00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:23,783 This is so sweet! I thought you hated me. 287 00:14:23,783 --> 00:14:26,576 Wait, the marching band isn't hiding anywhere, is it? 288 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,450 Nora, I'm really sorry about all that. 289 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:32,622 It's just, you know, 290 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,415 you're the coolest girl in school, 291 00:14:35,415 --> 00:14:38,999 and I didn't think you'd go to the dance with me unless I asked in a big way. 292 00:14:38,999 --> 00:14:42,212 Well, I'd say this is pretty big. 293 00:14:42,212 --> 00:14:45,595 Although I heard some girl named Laura got asked by a skywriter. 294 00:14:48,308 --> 00:14:51,351 So, uh... 295 00:14:51,351 --> 00:14:53,063 Will you go to the dance with me? 296 00:14:53,853 --> 00:14:55,355 I'd love to. 297 00:14:55,355 --> 00:14:58,228 And you know, you didn't have to go through all this trouble. 298 00:14:58,228 --> 00:15:01,481 (LAUGHS) Trust me, when prom rolls around, I'm just sending a text. 299 00:15:04,484 --> 00:15:06,987 So, this is detention. 300 00:15:06,987 --> 00:15:09,369 The Slammer. The Big House. 301 00:15:09,369 --> 00:15:11,621 What should I do first? Pump some iron? 302 00:15:11,621 --> 00:15:14,204 Make a friend named Bubba? 303 00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:16,246 How about quietly do your homework? 304 00:15:16,246 --> 00:15:19,379 Mr. Feeley, I assume this was supposed to be a punishment. 305 00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:22,342 You know, I hope you're both happy. 306 00:15:22,342 --> 00:15:24,965 I had to cancel a hot date tonight for this. 307 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,256 That's not true. 308 00:15:27,637 --> 00:15:29,049 No, it isn't. 309 00:15:29,719 --> 00:15:31,141 You two stay put. 310 00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:32,682 I'm going to the bathroom to try wash these 311 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:33,933 chemicals off again. 312 00:15:35,055 --> 00:15:37,357 Everyone keeps asking if I'm an Avatar. 313 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:44,064 You know, I had big plans for the dance. 314 00:15:44,064 --> 00:15:45,485 I have a whole locker of tomatoes 315 00:15:45,485 --> 00:15:47,237 I was going to throw at that Viking! 316 00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:51,031 And maybe one or two at the principal "by accident." 317 00:15:51,031 --> 00:15:53,994 Jax, I am truly sorry for getting you into this. 318 00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:57,497 Hey, why did you cause that explosion anyway? 319 00:15:57,497 --> 00:15:59,249 You never do anything wrong. 320 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,541 Well, I thought you only liked bad boys, 321 00:16:02,882 --> 00:16:04,794 and I wanted to ask you to the dance. 322 00:16:04,794 --> 00:16:08,218 What? Why would you want to go with someone like me? 323 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,300 When I ask someone if they wanna dance, 324 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,892 it usually means I'm starting a fist fight. 325 00:16:12,892 --> 00:16:15,435 I know, and that really gets my beaker boiling. 326 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,439 I love that you do not care what anyone thinks. 327 00:16:19,439 --> 00:16:20,900 Neither do you. 328 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:24,194 Like, aren't you the kid who's in that weird lizard group? 329 00:16:24,194 --> 00:16:27,237 Reptile Club, but let us not split scales. 330 00:16:29,369 --> 00:16:31,821 Maybe we have more in common than I previously thought. 331 00:16:32,372 --> 00:16:34,494 Maybe. 332 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,617 Hey, we should get matching tattoos! 333 00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:40,960 (LAUGHS) Although it is important to celebrate our differences. 334 00:16:42,712 --> 00:16:46,546 Hey, why don't we bust out of this joint and go to the dance? 335 00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:49,219 Really? Like, together? 336 00:16:49,889 --> 00:16:51,681 Sure. Oh. 337 00:16:51,681 --> 00:16:54,184 But what if Mr. Feeley sees us in the hall? 338 00:16:54,184 --> 00:16:56,015 Oh. We're not going through the hall. 339 00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,309 We're going through the wall. 340 00:17:01,641 --> 00:17:03,403 What a woman! 341 00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:19,959 (RAVI SCREAMS) 342 00:17:21,831 --> 00:17:23,623 Ouch! 343 00:17:23,623 --> 00:17:25,835 Still, that was easier than climbing up it. 344 00:17:28,007 --> 00:17:29,549 Hello, Viceroy High? 345 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,382 Yeah, I was wondering how open you are to changing your mascot 346 00:17:32,382 --> 00:17:34,264 from a viking to a centaur? 347 00:17:34,264 --> 00:17:36,886 I mean, a nice torso is a nice torso, am I right? 348 00:17:37,477 --> 00:17:38,478 Hello? 349 00:17:41,271 --> 00:17:43,273 Why are you sitting here by yourself? 350 00:17:43,273 --> 00:17:45,685 I can't slow dance alone, can I? 351 00:17:45,685 --> 00:17:48,108 It's times like these I wish I hadn't killed off 352 00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,689 all my imaginary friends. 353 00:17:52,452 --> 00:17:55,655 Zuri, I'm sorry I gave you bad advice. 354 00:17:56,496 --> 00:17:57,867 Are you still mad? 355 00:17:57,867 --> 00:18:00,500 No. I know you were only trying to help. 356 00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:02,912 Still, I feel terrible. 357 00:18:02,912 --> 00:18:05,375 So I told Martin it was all my fault, 358 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:07,337 and he really wants to have a dance with you. 359 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,418 (GASPS) He does? 360 00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:14,264 Thanks, Emma. And I know I said I wasn't mad, 361 00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:16,716 but check your sheets before you get in bed tonight. 362 00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:21,391 A-ha! There you are! 363 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:24,524 Ravi, you got detention? And disappeared? 364 00:18:24,524 --> 00:18:26,146 And turned your teacher into a Smurf! 365 00:18:28,188 --> 00:18:29,569 Please let us stay. 366 00:18:29,569 --> 00:18:32,442 You know dancing with a girl was on my bucket list. 367 00:18:33,573 --> 00:18:35,325 What do you say, Mr. Feeley? 368 00:18:35,325 --> 00:18:38,238 We know Ravi made some bad decisions today, 369 00:18:38,238 --> 00:18:40,580 but we both know he's a good kid. 370 00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:42,412 Well, if there's one thing I've learned, 371 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:45,124 it's that you can't fight chemistry. 372 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,957 I was quite the ladies' man in high school, you know. 373 00:18:47,957 --> 00:18:49,459 (SCOFFS) That's not true. 374 00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:51,921 No, it isn't. 375 00:18:51,921 --> 00:18:54,714 Ravi, out of respect for our friendship, I'll let you stay. 376 00:18:56,216 --> 00:18:58,017 But Jax has to fix my heating grate, 377 00:18:58,017 --> 00:19:00,390 and you have to fix my master's thesis. 378 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,432 BOTH: Deal! 379 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:05,315 All right. Have fun, you two. 380 00:19:05,315 --> 00:19:07,066 And if you hurt him, I know Krav Maga. 381 00:19:09,479 --> 00:19:12,572 Yikes. Maybe I shouldn't have stolen her wallet. 382 00:19:12,572 --> 00:19:13,653 (CHUCKLES) 383 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,825 Aw, isn't this sweet? 384 00:19:15,825 --> 00:19:19,489 Yup! And now it's time to destroy the Viking! 385 00:19:19,489 --> 00:19:21,541 Uh... Yeah, about that... 386 00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:23,543 Thanks again, Jessie, for helping me. 387 00:19:23,543 --> 00:19:27,166 Without a rival mascot to ridicule, I'd be ostrich-sized! 388 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:31,381 Oh, Emma, that word of the day app is almost working. 389 00:19:31,381 --> 00:19:33,713 Yeah, I'm a walking tyrannosaurus! 390 00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:34,714 Uh... 391 00:19:36,596 --> 00:19:40,390 Jessie! I was on my way to the Met, and I panicked. 392 00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:43,603 What if everyone boos and throws things at me? 393 00:19:43,603 --> 00:19:46,185 Wait a minute. You're a Viking? 394 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,568 No, I just like the feel of a fur-lined romper. 395 00:19:48,568 --> 00:19:49,899 Of course I'm a Viking! 396 00:19:51,611 --> 00:19:53,072 Okay, listen. 397 00:19:53,072 --> 00:19:54,864 What if I told you there is a way you could 398 00:19:54,864 --> 00:19:56,526 face your fear before the show, 399 00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:58,818 in front of the toughest audience you could ever imagine? 400 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,371 Go on. 401 00:20:01,371 --> 00:20:02,872 (SINGING) ♪ I am a Viking 402 00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:04,454 ♪ I am a Viking 403 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,327 ♪ This is my Viking song ♪ 404 00:20:07,327 --> 00:20:08,668 (ALL BOOING) 405 00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:10,169 Thanks, Jessie! You were right. 406 00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:12,632 After this, the Met's gonna be a piece of cake! 407 00:20:12,632 --> 00:20:13,713 (LAUGHING) 408 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,714 (YELLING) 409 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:19,679 Listen up, everyone! 410 00:20:19,679 --> 00:20:21,931 I have a huge surprise for you. 411 00:20:21,931 --> 00:20:24,013 Thanks to my incredibly hard work, 412 00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:25,645 and a lost tour bus driver, 413 00:20:25,645 --> 00:20:27,557 I give you, The Vamps! 414 00:20:27,557 --> 00:20:28,558 (ALL CHEERING) 415 00:20:31,811 --> 00:20:35,565 ♪ I talk a lot of stuff when I'm thinking, baby 416 00:20:35,565 --> 00:20:39,529 ♪ I'm known to go a little too fast 417 00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:42,782 ♪ Don't mind all my friends, I know they're all crazy 418 00:20:42,782 --> 00:20:45,625 ♪ But they're the only friends that I have 419 00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:47,957 ♪ I know I don't know you 420 00:20:47,957 --> 00:20:49,959 ♪ But I'd like to 421 00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:53,873 ♪ Skip the small talk and romance, girl 422 00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:58,217 ♪ That's all I have to say so baby, can we dance? 423 00:20:58,217 --> 00:20:59,218 (ALL CHEERING) 424 00:21:01,881 --> 00:21:05,054 ♪ Here we go again another time I'm caving in 425 00:21:05,054 --> 00:21:07,647 ♪ And stupid words keep falling from my mouth 426 00:21:09,188 --> 00:21:10,770 ♪ You know that I mean well 427 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,482 ♪ My hands were meant for somewhere else 428 00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:15,274 ♪ Your eyes are doing naughty butterflies 429 00:21:16,396 --> 00:21:17,987 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 430 00:21:17,987 --> 00:21:20,069 ♪ Oh, one more song and I should go 431 00:21:20,069 --> 00:21:21,701 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 432 00:21:21,701 --> 00:21:23,573 ♪ But maybe she might like me though 433 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,615 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 434 00:21:25,615 --> 00:21:27,367 ♪ I just can't think of what to say 435 00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:29,078 ♪ Should I go, should I stay? 436 00:21:29,078 --> 00:21:31,000 ♪ Just can't let her slip away 437 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,674 ♪ I talk a lot of stuff when I'm thinking, baby 438 00:21:34,674 --> 00:21:38,508 ♪ I'm known to go a little too fast 439 00:21:38,508 --> 00:21:41,881 ♪ Don't mind all my friends, I know they're all crazy 440 00:21:41,881 --> 00:21:44,924 ♪ But they're the only friends that I have 441 00:21:44,924 --> 00:21:46,976 ♪ I know I don't know you 442 00:21:46,976 --> 00:21:49,058 ♪ But I'd like to 443 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:52,932 ♪ Skip the small talk and romance, girl 444 00:21:52,932 --> 00:21:57,607 ♪ That's all I have to say so baby, can we dance? ♪ 445 00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:58,608 (ALL CHEERING) 446 00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:02,612 That was amazing! Hey, do you have a pen? 447 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,744 I wanna get their autographs. 448 00:22:04,744 --> 00:22:06,075 Wait! Where's my wallet? 449 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,541 Thanks, Jessie, for all your help. 450 00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:13,453 You're welcome, and everything turned out great! 451 00:22:13,453 --> 00:22:15,084 You should be really proud of yourself. 452 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,046 Now go dance with your date. 453 00:22:17,046 --> 00:22:19,589 Oh, I don't have a date. I decided to keep my options open. 454 00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,801 Hey, Emma! Get up here and dance with us! 455 00:22:21,801 --> 00:22:22,882 Good call. 456 00:22:22,882 --> 00:22:24,093 (MUSIC PLAYING) 457 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,102 Hey, want to dance? 458 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:36,065 Uh, I actually came here with a date. 459 00:22:36,065 --> 00:22:37,737 That's not true. No, it isn't.