1 00:00:00,431 --> 00:00:02,833 ♪♪ 2 00:00:05,306 --> 00:00:08,209 Good morning, everyone! 3 00:00:08,979 --> 00:00:10,181 Gross! 4 00:00:10,181 --> 00:00:12,243 Get those textbooks away from me! 5 00:00:12,243 --> 00:00:13,514 Can't you see I'm eating? 6 00:00:15,086 --> 00:00:17,448 Ravi, for the last time, no one wants to play 7 00:00:17,448 --> 00:00:20,451 Spot the Typos and Email the Publishers. 8 00:00:20,451 --> 00:00:23,624 No, no, no. Today is the day we take the SPATs, 9 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:26,297 the Scholastic Practice Aptitude Test. 10 00:00:26,297 --> 00:00:29,260 I thought Luke might want to do some last minute studying with me. 11 00:00:30,801 --> 00:00:32,603 (LAUGHS) 12 00:00:32,603 --> 00:00:35,035 Too bad freckles aren't brain cells. 13 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,537 (PHONE RINGING) (GASPS) 14 00:00:40,571 --> 00:00:44,375 Hello? Emma Ross, fashion maven speaking. 15 00:00:44,375 --> 00:00:46,717 Oh. Whatevs, he'll call you back. 16 00:00:46,717 --> 00:00:48,779 Who was that? Oh, just your doctor. 17 00:00:48,779 --> 00:00:51,552 Either you have an appointment in six weeks, or you have six weeks. 18 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:52,553 What? 19 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,187 I'm expecting a call from Leopard Beat. 20 00:00:56,187 --> 00:00:58,889 They're about to announce this year's New York It Girl. 21 00:00:58,889 --> 00:01:00,531 It's gonna be me, obvs. 22 00:01:00,531 --> 00:01:01,732 So you think they got your hint? 23 00:01:01,732 --> 00:01:04,465 Those billboards were subtle. 24 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:07,938 They always give it to the girl in the New York scene 25 00:01:07,938 --> 00:01:12,103 who's popular, stylish, and has a big social media following. 26 00:01:12,103 --> 00:01:14,405 The winner gets a full-page spread in the magazine. 27 00:01:14,405 --> 00:01:17,608 It's like the Nobel Prize for pretty people! 28 00:01:17,608 --> 00:01:21,352 Emma, will you still help me pick out my outfits when you're super famous? 29 00:01:21,352 --> 00:01:22,813 Of course. 30 00:01:22,813 --> 00:01:25,486 Just make an appointment through my assistant. 31 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:29,620 Um, Jessie, can Emma squeeze me in for a brunch? 32 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:33,224 Okay, for the last time, I am not Emma's assistant. 33 00:01:33,224 --> 00:01:35,496 By the way, you have school in five minutes and a wax at 4:00. 34 00:01:37,828 --> 00:01:40,871 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh 35 00:01:40,871 --> 00:01:44,074 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 36 00:01:44,074 --> 00:01:47,778 ♪ It feels like a party every day 37 00:01:47,778 --> 00:01:51,282 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 38 00:01:51,282 --> 00:01:55,015 ♪ But they keep on pulling me every which way 39 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:58,449 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 40 00:01:58,449 --> 00:02:02,193 ♪ My whole world is changing Turning around 41 00:02:02,193 --> 00:02:06,056 ♪ They got me going crazy Yeah, they're shaking the ground 42 00:02:06,056 --> 00:02:09,460 ♪ But they took a chance on the new girl in town 43 00:02:09,460 --> 00:02:13,264 ♪ And I don't want to let them down, down, down 44 00:02:13,264 --> 00:02:14,665 ♪ Hey Jessie 45 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:18,369 ♪ Hey Jessie 46 00:02:20,371 --> 00:02:23,914 ♪ It feels like a party every day 47 00:02:23,914 --> 00:02:27,348 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪ 48 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:34,585 Check it out! I've just been verified on Flitter! 49 00:02:34,585 --> 00:02:36,257 (GASPS) That's amazing! 50 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:38,359 You're now officially popular enough 51 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:39,860 to have people want to pretend to be you! 52 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,163 I had somebody pretend to be me once. 53 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:46,567 The crazy thing is it actually improved my credit score. 54 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:49,440 I've been getting a ton of new followers, 55 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:51,472 ever since Emma posted a picture of me 56 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:54,505 on her fashion blog wearing a vegan leather bolero. 57 00:02:54,505 --> 00:02:56,447 (GASPS) OMG! 58 00:02:56,447 --> 00:02:58,909 Everyone's saying your style is on fleek! 59 00:02:58,909 --> 00:03:00,311 That's rude! 60 00:03:00,311 --> 00:03:02,953 Or cool. I have no idea what "fleek" means. 61 00:03:04,515 --> 00:03:06,757 Zuri, I am so proud of you. 62 00:03:06,757 --> 00:03:08,619 Once I'm named Leopard Beat's New York It Girl, 63 00:03:08,619 --> 00:03:11,522 I'll make sure to hook you up with a front row seat at Fashion Week. 64 00:03:11,522 --> 00:03:13,163 That would be awesome. 65 00:03:13,163 --> 00:03:15,626 But, you have to promise me one thing. 66 00:03:15,626 --> 00:03:18,529 Never, ever look Karl Lagerfeld's cat in the eye. 67 00:03:18,529 --> 00:03:21,131 They say it's a fashion "fur-paw." 68 00:03:21,131 --> 00:03:23,534 (CHUCKLES) 69 00:03:23,534 --> 00:03:25,406 And you're not allowed to bring Jessie. 70 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:32,383 Oh, I cannot wait to see what I got on the SPATs. 71 00:03:32,383 --> 00:03:35,616 I am certain I aced them. Not to toot my own horn. 72 00:03:37,087 --> 00:03:38,719 I just tooted my own horn. 73 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,191 (VACUUM WHIRRING) (SNIFFS) 74 00:03:41,191 --> 00:03:42,523 Ugh! 75 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:45,296 What have you guys been eating in here, corpses? 76 00:03:45,856 --> 00:03:46,857 Ugh! 77 00:03:47,658 --> 00:03:49,159 Oh! Oh, no. 78 00:03:49,159 --> 00:03:51,362 My Butler Academy class ring! 79 00:03:51,362 --> 00:03:53,334 I graduated Magna Cum Laundry. 80 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:54,335 (LAUGHS) 81 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:57,037 It's locked. 82 00:03:58,369 --> 00:04:01,071 Come to think of it, I've never opened that door before. 83 00:04:01,071 --> 00:04:02,973 Do either of you know what's behind there? 84 00:04:02,973 --> 00:04:04,445 Storage closet? 85 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:06,547 I just throw my gum wrappers under there. 86 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:09,380 Well, feel free to stick your dirty socks under there, too. 87 00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:12,683 Every time I throw them in the washing machine, she cries. 88 00:04:15,486 --> 00:04:16,887 (PHONE RINGING) 89 00:04:17,928 --> 00:04:19,990 Ross residence, Jessie speaking. 90 00:04:19,990 --> 00:04:21,762 Oh, it's Leopard Beat. 91 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,465 Hey, are you interested in any freelance articles? 92 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:26,437 I wrote this great one for my high school newspaper called, 93 00:04:26,437 --> 00:04:29,340 "Overalls: Putting the Fun in Functional..." 94 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:30,341 Jessie! 95 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:34,575 Emma Ross. What issue will I be in? 96 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:36,577 I look great in summer wear, 97 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:38,749 but my sweater game has been strong lately. 98 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:42,713 Wait, what? 99 00:04:43,714 --> 00:04:45,215 Are you serious? 100 00:04:46,557 --> 00:04:49,960 Okay, I'll tell her. 101 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,523 What did they say? Did they want to read my Overalls piece? 102 00:04:54,665 --> 00:04:56,427 No. 103 00:04:56,427 --> 00:04:58,529 They said I'm not this year's New York It Girl. 104 00:05:00,431 --> 00:05:02,002 Zuri is. (GASPS) 105 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:03,904 I am? Yeah. 106 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:07,538 They said you were "an unbeatable combination of trendy and trending." 107 00:05:07,538 --> 00:05:09,440 I can't believe it! 108 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,081 Me neither. 109 00:05:11,081 --> 00:05:14,385 I'm only 16 years old and I lost my job to a younger woman. 110 00:05:18,248 --> 00:05:21,522 Today is the day our SPATs scores arrive in the mail! 111 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,794 Can you think of anything more exciting? 112 00:05:23,794 --> 00:05:25,926 Yes. All things. 113 00:05:26,957 --> 00:05:27,958 Ah! 114 00:05:28,759 --> 00:05:31,261 Oh! Oh. 115 00:05:31,261 --> 00:05:32,503 Huh! 116 00:05:32,503 --> 00:05:34,004 50? 117 00:05:34,004 --> 00:05:37,307 I only received 50 out of a thousand? 118 00:05:37,307 --> 00:05:40,411 Impossible! You get ten points just for writing your name! 119 00:05:42,072 --> 00:05:43,644 Huh. Don't feel that bad. 120 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:45,746 I only got a 0001. 121 00:05:50,381 --> 00:05:51,582 No. 122 00:05:51,582 --> 00:05:53,584 You got a thousand. 123 00:05:53,584 --> 00:05:55,526 Really? 124 00:05:55,526 --> 00:05:57,327 Well, then you should feel terrible. 125 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,129 (WHIMPERS) 126 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:09,039 Ever since Leopard Beat made me New York It Girl, 127 00:06:09,039 --> 00:06:12,102 I've gotten over 20,000 new Flitter followers. 128 00:06:12,102 --> 00:06:13,203 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 129 00:06:13,203 --> 00:06:14,945 And here's another one. 130 00:06:14,945 --> 00:06:17,748 Ooh, Harry Styles? Accept! 131 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,583 I hope the one direction he goes is off a short pier. 132 00:06:26,457 --> 00:06:30,290 Luke! Hurry up, you're gonna be late for school. Again. 133 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:31,361 Salutations. 134 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,625 Wow. 135 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:36,727 I think this is the first time you've gotten out of bed 136 00:06:36,727 --> 00:06:39,600 without me yelling that I spilled water on my shirt. 137 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,773 Hey, now that I've discovered I'm the smart one in the family, 138 00:06:42,773 --> 00:06:45,736 I figured I might as well look and act the part. 139 00:06:45,736 --> 00:06:48,579 You know you're supposed to wear deodorant, not eat it, right? 140 00:06:50,481 --> 00:06:54,515 I've also been staying awake in my classes and doing my homework. 141 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:59,219 Turns out, algebra is easy when you actually open the book. 142 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:01,592 Okay. Not gonna question it, just gonna be grateful. 143 00:07:01,592 --> 00:07:02,653 So grateful! 144 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,957 Ravi? Hey, buddy. 145 00:07:06,957 --> 00:07:08,729 You excited about your chemistry test today? 146 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:12,803 I no longer have faith in a test's ability to prove one's intelligence. 147 00:07:12,803 --> 00:07:15,335 I shall fill in the bubbles with reckless abandon 148 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,437 and let the grades fall where they may. 149 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:21,041 Did you also put your pants on with reckless abandon? 150 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:22,312 Because they're backwards. 151 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,577 Will you please zip my fly? 152 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:39,029 Ravi, I know how tough school can be for the simple-minded. 153 00:07:39,029 --> 00:07:41,261 If you need some help, I'd be happy to tutor you 154 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:42,633 and use small words. 155 00:07:42,633 --> 00:07:44,064 Oh, thank you. 156 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,797 (ROARS) 157 00:07:46,797 --> 00:07:48,799 Back when I was the smart one in the family, 158 00:07:48,799 --> 00:07:50,741 was I that condescending? 159 00:07:50,741 --> 00:07:51,702 Little bit. 160 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:58,679 Bertram. Are you okay? 161 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:00,751 Oh my gosh, he did only have six weeks! 162 00:08:02,653 --> 00:08:06,056 I'm fine. I'm just trying to see under this door. 163 00:08:06,056 --> 00:08:09,019 I was up all night wondering what's behind it. 164 00:08:09,019 --> 00:08:10,921 I only got 12 hours of sleep. 165 00:08:12,322 --> 00:08:13,463 The struggle is real. 166 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,798 Meanwhile, leave that door alone. 167 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:20,500 Morgan and Christina told me two things when I came to work here. 168 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,302 One, Zuri's a biter. 169 00:08:23,233 --> 00:08:24,605 And two, 170 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:28,008 never, ever go in that room. 171 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,711 You're not at all curious about what's behind this door? 172 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,743 No way. 173 00:08:32,743 --> 00:08:34,945 And if you'd walked in on as many weird things as I have in this penthouse, 174 00:08:34,945 --> 00:08:36,116 you wouldn't be either. 175 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:38,589 Three words. Lacy lizard lingerie. 176 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:47,257 Dude, why didn't you tell me they have a whole room at school 177 00:08:47,257 --> 00:08:49,860 full of books you can borrow for free? 178 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:52,933 Perhaps because the only time you ever picked up a book, 179 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:54,565 it was to kill a spider. 180 00:08:56,607 --> 00:08:58,609 Actually, it only had six legs. 181 00:08:58,609 --> 00:09:01,612 So obviously, it was an arilus cristatus. 182 00:09:02,813 --> 00:09:03,914 I hate you. 183 00:09:05,816 --> 00:09:08,178 Hey, Jessie, I finished my book report. 184 00:09:08,178 --> 00:09:12,853 You know, up until today I thought Wuthering Heights was where Jay Z grew up. 185 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:16,286 You also thought Beowulf was fan fiction about Beyonce and Wolverine. 186 00:09:16,286 --> 00:09:17,728 Mmm. 187 00:09:17,728 --> 00:09:19,860 You know, ever since I found out I was smart, 188 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:22,893 I've been kicking butt in my classes. 189 00:09:22,893 --> 00:09:26,867 Looks like I just stole your seat at the Periodic Table, son! 190 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:27,868 (CHUCKLES) 191 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:33,043 Mocked by a man who once lost a game of tic tac toe 192 00:09:33,043 --> 00:09:34,044 to a chicken! 193 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,307 Ravi, I'm worried about you. 194 00:09:37,307 --> 00:09:38,578 You're not yourself. 195 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,311 Of course I am not myself! Luke is myself! 196 00:09:41,311 --> 00:09:42,983 And I am beside myself. 197 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,454 Which means I am beside Luke. 198 00:09:44,454 --> 00:09:45,916 Which is better than being behind him, 199 00:09:45,916 --> 00:09:47,788 but still not great. Storming off now! 200 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,591 Jessie, you have to help me. 201 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,764 People at school are calling me Zuri's Sister. 202 00:09:53,764 --> 00:09:56,226 You are Zuri's sister. 203 00:09:56,226 --> 00:09:58,929 I feel like Zuri is stealing my identity. 204 00:09:58,929 --> 00:10:00,070 Okay. Emma, 205 00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:02,973 I know not being named New York It Girl was a blow, 206 00:10:02,973 --> 00:10:05,535 but Zuri is not stealing your identity. 207 00:10:05,535 --> 00:10:07,738 Absolutely, Donatella, 208 00:10:07,738 --> 00:10:09,840 just send your spring line over to the penthouse. 209 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:12,142 I'm sure it'll be totes adorbs. 210 00:10:14,284 --> 00:10:15,946 Yeah, you should totes be worried. 211 00:10:19,349 --> 00:10:22,552 Darn, I can't see anything! 212 00:10:22,552 --> 00:10:25,996 Luke says this snake camera works perfectly under Jessie's door. 213 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:28,829 (MRS. KIPLING SCREECHING) 214 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,062 (GROWLING) 215 00:10:32,062 --> 00:10:33,804 Mrs. Kipling? 216 00:10:33,804 --> 00:10:36,066 Please tell me you're having a playdate in there. 217 00:10:39,469 --> 00:10:40,470 Ahhh! 218 00:10:42,713 --> 00:10:43,974 Pork rind me. 219 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:48,949 Ravi! Ravi's friend! 220 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,021 There are creatures behind the secret door in there! 221 00:10:51,021 --> 00:10:52,983 I think I just made one of them angry. 222 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,786 Oh, Emma. 223 00:10:55,786 --> 00:10:57,187 I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. 224 00:10:57,187 --> 00:10:58,689 Also, yeesh! 225 00:11:00,991 --> 00:11:03,193 Why do you not just ask Luke to help you? 226 00:11:03,193 --> 00:11:05,435 He seems to have all the answers. 227 00:11:05,435 --> 00:11:08,198 Yeah, and if that doesn't work, ask Zuri. 228 00:11:08,198 --> 00:11:09,870 Everyone totes adores her. 229 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:15,846 Actually, I think it's even scarier in here. 230 00:11:15,846 --> 00:11:19,750 You know, it is one thing for Luke to have discovered his ability to think. 231 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,551 But to steal my manner of dress, 232 00:11:21,551 --> 00:11:22,913 my witty repartee, 233 00:11:22,913 --> 00:11:24,915 and lord his smarts over me? 234 00:11:24,915 --> 00:11:26,556 Too far, sir, too far! 235 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:28,488 Yeah! 236 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,920 And now Zuri is going to make 237 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,492 every girl in New York sick with jealousy. 238 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,324 I wanted to make those girls sick! 239 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:38,799 My life is over! 240 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,101 No, it is not! 241 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,233 You have the chance to be on top again! 242 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,005 Really? 243 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,108 You think so? Of course! 244 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:51,481 You simply cannot see the trees through the forest on your forehead. 245 00:11:52,843 --> 00:11:54,244 You are right. 246 00:11:54,244 --> 00:11:56,787 I'm going to take back my identity. 247 00:11:56,787 --> 00:11:58,448 To my make-up mirror! 248 00:11:58,448 --> 00:12:01,021 You might want to give it a little warning. 249 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,853 It is in for a shock. 250 00:12:05,856 --> 00:12:07,397 Luke, are you hoarding food? 251 00:12:07,397 --> 00:12:09,960 Oh, don't tell me you're taking Bertram's identity too. 252 00:12:11,201 --> 00:12:12,933 No, it's for a science project. 253 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:15,035 I gotta keep my straight A's. 254 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,768 I'm trying to decide between Harvard or Yale as my safety school. 255 00:12:19,309 --> 00:12:21,942 Wow, two weeks ago you couldn't even spell school. 256 00:12:23,273 --> 00:12:25,976 Yeah, that "h" is tricky. 257 00:12:27,617 --> 00:12:29,179 Anyway, after I finish my project, 258 00:12:29,179 --> 00:12:32,682 I think I'll calculate how many times per hour I can tell Ravi he's wrong. 259 00:12:32,682 --> 00:12:34,124 (CHUCKLES) 260 00:12:34,124 --> 00:12:36,456 Well, I should probably tell you not to do that, 261 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:40,160 but you are voluntarily doing math, so I'm torn. 262 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:45,195 You know, getting that perfect SPAT score really changed my life. 263 00:12:45,195 --> 00:12:47,998 You're changing your life, and I'm so proud of you. 264 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,302 (CELL PHONE CHIMING) 265 00:12:52,302 --> 00:12:53,974 Hello? Yes. 266 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,547 Oh. 267 00:12:57,547 --> 00:12:58,508 Are you sure? 268 00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:01,581 Uh, okay, thank you. 269 00:13:02,813 --> 00:13:04,584 Bertram. 270 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:08,318 I just found out Luke and Ravi's SPAT scores were switched. 271 00:13:08,318 --> 00:13:10,760 It was Luke who only scored a 50. 272 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,263 If this is a test to see how much I care, 273 00:13:13,263 --> 00:13:14,524 my score is zero. 274 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:19,930 Ravi. Whoa! 275 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:23,733 Fun fact. 276 00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:25,976 Cool ranch chips are surprisingly warm. 277 00:13:27,838 --> 00:13:28,839 Good to know. 278 00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:33,013 Listen, 279 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,085 I have some news and we have to keep it a secret from Luke. 280 00:13:35,085 --> 00:13:37,087 The only news I want to hear about Luke 281 00:13:37,087 --> 00:13:40,090 is that he is not really a genius after all. 282 00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:41,251 Actually... 283 00:13:41,251 --> 00:13:44,024 Oh, how I would rub it in his smug, befreckled face. 284 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:47,627 I would make him rue the day he ruined my days! 285 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:48,798 (GRUNTS) 286 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,502 Anywho, you were saying? 287 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,106 Uh... 288 00:13:56,106 --> 00:13:58,108 You know what, never mind. 289 00:13:58,108 --> 00:14:00,540 Very well. If you need me, I shall be out here, 290 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:04,044 considering which air conditioning repair school I will be applying to. 291 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:06,646 Look. 292 00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:09,980 Ravi, 293 00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:13,423 just because Luke is smart doesn't make you any less intelligent. 294 00:14:13,423 --> 00:14:15,485 In fact, you should be happy. 295 00:14:15,485 --> 00:14:17,958 You finally have someone to share your interest in academics with. 296 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:21,631 So, maybe instead of viewing Luke as a competitor, 297 00:14:21,631 --> 00:14:23,133 you should see him as a friend. 298 00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:24,634 A friend? 299 00:14:24,634 --> 00:14:27,367 Oh, yeah, you know, someone you hang out with, share common interests... 300 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,240 I know what a friend is. 301 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:33,243 But I understand why you felt the need to clarify that for me. 302 00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:36,606 Oh. Chip? 303 00:14:36,606 --> 00:14:37,677 No, thank you. 304 00:14:40,650 --> 00:14:42,252 Go ahead and set up over there. 305 00:14:42,252 --> 00:14:45,785 My Leopard Beat readers are going to go zany for Zuri! 306 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:49,289 Help yourselves to some PB and J finger sandwiches. 307 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,161 Classic Zuri! 308 00:14:51,161 --> 00:14:52,022 So generous! 309 00:14:52,022 --> 00:14:53,994 So sweet! 310 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:58,498 Mmm, I'll take the compliment, but clearly you don't know me very well. 311 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,830 Such a sassafras! I love it! 312 00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,632 Let's get started. 313 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,937 Now show me... It! 314 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:11,341 Ah! Ah-may-zing. 315 00:15:13,183 --> 00:15:16,886 Oh, is Leopard Beat here today? 316 00:15:16,886 --> 00:15:21,121 (GASPS) Oh, I'm so embarrassed to be caught so underdressed. 317 00:15:22,392 --> 00:15:25,225 Tres chic! It's Emma Ross, 318 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,327 here to support her stylish younger sister. 319 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,659 I can't even... 320 00:15:29,659 --> 00:15:30,930 Now, get out of the shot. 321 00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:33,033 Buh-bye. 322 00:15:36,106 --> 00:15:37,237 (CAMERA CLICKING) 323 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,438 Yes. Keep going. 324 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,739 Love it! Mmm. 325 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:40,810 Ah! 326 00:15:40,810 --> 00:15:43,243 Oh, Zuri, I'm obsessed with you. 327 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,844 Obsessed! 328 00:15:45,315 --> 00:15:47,017 Vera? 329 00:15:47,017 --> 00:15:48,148 Vera Wang? 330 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,450 Oh, hey, girl! 331 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,953 Oh, of course I'll model for you. 332 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:54,985 (CELL PHONE CHIMING) 333 00:15:58,028 --> 00:15:59,089 Yeah. 334 00:15:59,089 --> 00:16:03,093 That is a great impression of a ring tone, Vera. 335 00:16:04,634 --> 00:16:06,336 TTYL. 336 00:16:06,336 --> 00:16:07,667 Mmm-hmm. 337 00:16:09,839 --> 00:16:11,441 (SOFTLY) Keep going. Keep going. 338 00:16:11,441 --> 00:16:13,043 Yes! Happy face. 339 00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:15,075 Sad face. Indifferent face. 340 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:19,179 Oh, Zuri, you are my everything! 341 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:23,183 (MOCKINGLY) Oh, Zuri, you are my everything! 342 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,214 (CAMERA CLICKING) 343 00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:30,220 Hey, you're stealing my light! 344 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:32,122 Well, you're stealing my life! 345 00:16:33,123 --> 00:16:35,425 Awkward. Okay! 346 00:16:35,425 --> 00:16:37,327 Now let's try some shots with the wind fan. 347 00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:39,929 Five, six, seven, work! 348 00:16:44,574 --> 00:16:47,077 How's this? And this? 349 00:16:47,077 --> 00:16:49,008 If I could describe this moment in emojis it'd be 350 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,241 red heart, green heart, kissy face, top hat! 351 00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:55,385 Top hat seems a little strong. 352 00:16:55,385 --> 00:16:58,017 Zuri, keep this up and it won't be long 353 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,891 before you're running our teen fashion department in Paris! 354 00:17:01,891 --> 00:17:02,992 What? 355 00:17:02,992 --> 00:17:04,554 That's my dream! 356 00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:18,338 I can't believe you ruined my photo shoot. 357 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,009 Thanks a lot, Emma! 358 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:28,348 Uh-oh! Drama! 359 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:32,482 Super sad face considering all the nice things she said about you. 360 00:17:32,482 --> 00:17:34,784 What do you mean? 361 00:17:34,784 --> 00:17:39,129 Zuri said she gets all of her style and social skills from her awesome big sister Emma. 362 00:17:39,129 --> 00:17:42,232 Do you have another, awesomer sister named Emma? 363 00:17:43,793 --> 00:17:46,336 Why would two sisters have the same name? 364 00:17:46,336 --> 00:17:47,567 I have two dogs named Cat. 365 00:17:51,401 --> 00:17:54,304 All right, you filthy animals, I'm coming in there. 366 00:17:54,304 --> 00:17:56,606 I've already had to share this place with a zebra, 367 00:17:56,606 --> 00:18:00,980 a reindeer, a tiger, a baby giraffe, and a diva lizard. 368 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,082 So, unless you're another kid, 369 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,754 you don't scare me. 370 00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:08,558 (GRUNTING) 371 00:18:12,322 --> 00:18:14,023 What are you... Oh! 372 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,270 Bertram, what are you doing? 373 00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:24,304 Me? What are you doing in the secret room with all those wild animals? 374 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,975 What do you mean? The kids are all upstairs. 375 00:18:26,636 --> 00:18:28,578 Oh. Oh, right. 376 00:18:28,578 --> 00:18:30,140 Wild animals, yes. 377 00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:32,842 Very scary stuff, but someone has to feed 'em. 378 00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:34,514 Do I hear the cheese delivery truck? 379 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,386 Nice try. 380 00:18:36,386 --> 00:18:38,488 Everyone knows my cheese gets delivered on Wednesdays. 381 00:18:39,889 --> 00:18:41,721 Tell me what you're hiding 382 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:44,454 or I'll wash your underwear with Luke's. 383 00:18:46,396 --> 00:18:48,398 (SCOFFS) Okay. 384 00:18:51,861 --> 00:18:53,663 Welcome to my lady cave. 385 00:18:53,663 --> 00:18:56,065 Whoa! 386 00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:58,067 This is the only room I can relax in and not be 387 00:18:58,067 --> 00:19:00,340 constantly bombarded by the kids and their needs. 388 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,173 I can't believe you have a place to hide from the kids 389 00:19:03,173 --> 00:19:04,574 and you didn't let me in on it. 390 00:19:04,574 --> 00:19:07,477 To be fair, I was hiding from you, too. 391 00:19:07,477 --> 00:19:09,879 So there was a monster in here. 392 00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:11,120 You! 393 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,722 Wait, no, no, no. Please, please! 394 00:19:12,722 --> 00:19:14,153 Don't tell the kids. 395 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,786 Okay, but it'll cost you. 396 00:19:16,786 --> 00:19:20,159 One night a week in here. Plus robe privileges! 397 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,432 (SCOFFS) Deal. 398 00:19:22,432 --> 00:19:23,863 But nobody sits in mama's throne. 399 00:19:26,035 --> 00:19:27,197 Oh, hey, Ravi. 400 00:19:27,197 --> 00:19:29,138 If you've come looking for more chips... 401 00:19:29,138 --> 00:19:30,270 I think you ate them all. 402 00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:33,573 No, Luke, 403 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,676 I have come to tell you I am sorry for being envious of your intelligence. 404 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,578 I have been looking at this all wrong. 405 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,550 You have? Indeed. 406 00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:42,482 I am glad you are smart. 407 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:46,316 Jessie pointed out that I finally have a family member I can relate to. 408 00:19:46,316 --> 00:19:48,518 All the things I used to do alone, 409 00:19:48,518 --> 00:19:50,460 we can now do together. 410 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,293 Uh... 411 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,295 What do you mean? 412 00:19:55,295 --> 00:20:00,330 Well, I will not have to watch The Real Bacteria of Mold County alone anymore. 413 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:04,504 And, you can be my plus one to Gertie, the lunch lady's 50th b-day bash. 414 00:20:05,775 --> 00:20:08,177 Everyone at school will be calling us 415 00:20:08,177 --> 00:20:10,380 two pisum sativums in a pod. 416 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,484 Oh, no, that is what they'll call us, isn't it? 417 00:20:14,484 --> 00:20:15,945 Uh, yes! 418 00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:17,987 Oh, I even made you a gift! 419 00:20:19,749 --> 00:20:21,991 It is a monogrammed pocket protector! 420 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:24,624 Ah! 421 00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:29,259 You stay away from me with that! 422 00:20:29,259 --> 00:20:33,533 Just because I'm smart doesn't mean I like reality mold television! 423 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,466 I wish I'd never scored so high on that stupid test. 424 00:20:36,466 --> 00:20:39,068 Oh, I am really glad to hear you say that. 425 00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:43,172 Boys, your SPAT scores were switched. 426 00:20:43,172 --> 00:20:44,414 BOTH: What? 427 00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:47,176 Yeah. Ravi, you got a perfect score. 428 00:20:47,176 --> 00:20:49,479 Luke, you filled in your bubbles with chocolate. 429 00:20:51,281 --> 00:20:53,623 Huzzah! I am smart again! 430 00:20:53,623 --> 00:20:55,154 (SIGHS) 431 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,287 What a relief! That homework was getting annoying. 432 00:20:57,287 --> 00:20:58,388 (CHUCKLES) 433 00:20:58,388 --> 00:21:00,360 I have two weeks of video games to catch up on. 434 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,862 Oh, no you don't. 435 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,735 You've shown that when you make an effort, you can get straight A's. 436 00:21:05,735 --> 00:21:08,538 I expect nothing less from you in the future. 437 00:21:08,538 --> 00:21:09,639 Aw, man! 438 00:21:09,639 --> 00:21:11,601 That's a lot of pressure. 439 00:21:11,601 --> 00:21:13,803 Ravi, is this how you feel all the time? 440 00:21:13,803 --> 00:21:15,505 Pretty much. 441 00:21:15,505 --> 00:21:17,607 I recommend a night guard for the constant teeth grinding. 442 00:21:22,852 --> 00:21:24,484 Zuri? 443 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:25,785 Are you in there? 444 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,587 ZURI: No! 445 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,889 Okay, I'll go look for you in the kitchen. 446 00:21:32,221 --> 00:21:33,523 Wait a second... 447 00:21:35,525 --> 00:21:37,697 Zuri, please come out. 448 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,198 I need to talk to you. 449 00:21:40,470 --> 00:21:42,301 What do you want, Emma? 450 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,634 I'm all out of thunder for you to steal. 451 00:21:44,634 --> 00:21:47,637 Actually, I came to apologize. 452 00:21:47,637 --> 00:21:49,939 I should have just been happy for you. 453 00:21:49,939 --> 00:21:52,612 But instead, I was jealous and pretty. 454 00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,384 You mean "petty." 455 00:21:54,384 --> 00:21:55,645 That too. 456 00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:59,549 Look, I know you gave me credit for your style, 457 00:21:59,549 --> 00:22:02,852 and that was really nice of you. 458 00:22:02,852 --> 00:22:06,556 But the truth is, you have a great style of your own 459 00:22:06,556 --> 00:22:08,958 and you deserve to be the New York It Girl. 460 00:22:08,958 --> 00:22:10,730 You really think so? 461 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:11,731 Absolutely. 462 00:22:12,602 --> 00:22:14,033 You are 463 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,506 ah-may-zing. 464 00:22:16,506 --> 00:22:19,038 (GIGGLES) Thank you, Emma. 465 00:22:24,173 --> 00:22:27,947 And I promise to be a much better big sister on your next photo shoot. 466 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,949 (GASPS) They're coming back? 467 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:32,051 Yep. 468 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,883 I called Pepper and convinced her to reshoot the magazine spread. 469 00:22:33,883 --> 00:22:36,586 Don't worry, this time I'll stay out of your way. 470 00:22:36,586 --> 00:22:38,257 But you're my inspiration. 471 00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:40,830 I need my big sister there. 472 00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:43,132 Just maybe dress down a little. 473 00:22:43,132 --> 00:22:45,495 Okay. I'll wear my casual tiara. 474 00:22:45,495 --> 00:22:48,998 Oh, good, it will look great with your black eye. 475 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,502 Jeans it is. (CHUCKLES) 476 00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,677 (DINGING) Oh. 477 00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:58,948 Your turn. Ah! 478 00:23:00,049 --> 00:23:02,381 Ah. This is the life. 479 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,654 You're right. I'm so relaxed, I'm not even bothered 480 00:23:04,654 --> 00:23:06,856 by the fact that you brought cheese-scented candles. 481 00:23:07,617 --> 00:23:10,119 KIDS: Ow! Jessie! 482 00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:11,961 You should probably do something. 483 00:23:11,961 --> 00:23:12,962 You're right. 484 00:23:13,863 --> 00:23:15,665 (MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES)