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♪♪
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Good morning, everyone!
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Gross!
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Get those textbooks
away from me!
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Can't you see
I'm eating?
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Ravi, for the last time,
no one wants to play
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Spot the Typos and
Email the Publishers.
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No, no, no. Today is the
day we take the SPATs,
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the Scholastic Practice
Aptitude Test.
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I thought Luke might want
to do some last
minute studying with me.
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(LAUGHS)
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Too bad freckles
aren't brain cells.
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(PHONE RINGING)
(GASPS)
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Hello? Emma Ross,
fashion maven speaking.
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Oh. Whatevs,
he'll call you back.
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Who was that?
Oh, just your doctor.
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Either you have an
appointment in six weeks,
or you have six weeks.
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What?
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I'm expecting a call
from Leopard Beat.
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They're about to announce this
year's New York It Girl.
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It's gonna be me, obvs.
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So you think they
got your hint?
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Those billboards were subtle.
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They always give
it to the girl in the
New York scene
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who's popular, stylish,
and has a big
social media following.
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The winner gets a full-page
spread in the magazine.
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It's like the Nobel
Prize for pretty people!
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Emma, will you still help me
pick out my outfits when
you're super famous?
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Of course.
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Just make an
appointment
through my assistant.
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Um, Jessie, can Emma
squeeze me in for a brunch?
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Okay, for the last time,
I am not Emma's assistant.
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By the way, you have
school in five minutes
and a wax at 4:00.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Check it out! I've just
been verified on Flitter!
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(GASPS) That's amazing!
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You're now officially
popular enough
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to have people want to
pretend to be you!
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I had somebody pretend
to be me once.
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The crazy thing is it actually
improved my credit score.
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I've been getting
a ton of new followers,
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ever since Emma posted
a picture of me
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on her fashion blog wearing
a vegan leather bolero.
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(GASPS) OMG!
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Everyone's saying
your style is on fleek!
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That's rude!
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Or cool. I have no idea
what "fleek" means.
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Zuri, I am so proud of you.
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Once I'm named
Leopard Beat's
New York It Girl,
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I'll make sure to hook
you up with a front row
seat at Fashion Week.
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That would be awesome.
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But, you have to promise
me one thing.
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Never, ever look
Karl Lagerfeld's
cat in the eye.
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They say it's
a fashion "fur-paw."
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(CHUCKLES)
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And you're not allowed
to bring Jessie.
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Oh, I cannot wait to see
what I got on the SPATs.
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I am certain I aced them.
Not to toot my own horn.
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I just tooted my own horn.
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(VACUUM WHIRRING)
(SNIFFS)
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Ugh!
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What have you guys been eating
in here, corpses?
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Ugh!
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Oh! Oh, no.
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My Butler Academy class ring!
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I graduated Magna
Cum Laundry.
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(LAUGHS)
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It's locked.
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Come to think of it,
I've never opened
that door before.
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Do either of you know
what's behind there?
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Storage closet?
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I just throw my gum
wrappers under there.
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Well, feel free to stick
your dirty socks
under there, too.
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Every time I throw them
in the washing machine,
she cries.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Ross residence,
Jessie speaking.
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Oh, it's Leopard Beat.
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Hey, are you interested
in any freelance articles?
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I wrote this great one
for my high school
newspaper called,
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"Overalls: Putting the
Fun in Functional..."
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Jessie!
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Emma Ross.
What issue will I be in?
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I look great in summer wear,
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but my sweater game has
been strong lately.
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Wait, what?
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Are you serious?
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Okay, I'll tell her.
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What did they say?
Did they want to read my
Overalls piece?
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No.
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They said I'm not this
year's New York It Girl.
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Zuri is.
(GASPS)
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I am?
Yeah.
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They said you were
"an unbeatable combination of
trendy and trending."
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I can't believe it!
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Me neither.
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I'm only 16 years old
and I lost my job
to a younger woman.
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Today is the day our SPATs
scores arrive in the mail!
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Can you think of
anything more exciting?
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Yes. All things.
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Ah!
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Oh! Oh.
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Huh!
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50?
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I only received 50
out of a thousand?
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Impossible!
You get ten points just
for writing your name!
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Huh. Don't feel that bad.
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I only got a 0001.
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No.
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You got a thousand.
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Really?
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Well, then you should
feel terrible.
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(WHIMPERS)
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Ever since Leopard Beat made
me New York It Girl,
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I've gotten over 20,000
new Flitter followers.
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(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
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And here's another one.
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Ooh, Harry Styles? Accept!
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I hope the one direction
he goes is off a short pier.
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Luke! Hurry up,
you're gonna be late
for school. Again.
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Salutations.
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Wow.
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I think this is the first time
you've gotten out of bed
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without me yelling
that I spilled water
on my shirt.
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Hey, now that I've
discovered I'm the smart
one in the family,
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I figured I might as well
look and act the part.
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You know you're supposed
to wear deodorant,
not eat it, right?
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I've also been staying
awake in my classes
and doing my homework.
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Turns out, algebra
is easy when you
actually open the book.
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Okay. Not gonna question it,
just gonna be grateful.
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So grateful!
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Ravi? Hey, buddy.
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You excited about
your chemistry test today?
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I no longer have faith in
a test's ability to prove
one's intelligence.
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I shall fill in the bubbles
with reckless abandon
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and let the grades
fall where they may.
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Did you also put your pants on
with reckless abandon?
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Because they're backwards.
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Will you please zip my fly?
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Ravi, I know how
tough school can be
for the simple-minded.
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If you need some help,
I'd be happy to tutor you
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and use small words.
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Oh, thank you.
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(ROARS)
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Back when I was the smart
one in the family,
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was I that condescending?
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Little bit.
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Bertram. Are you okay?
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Oh my gosh,
he did only have six weeks!
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I'm fine. I'm just trying
to see under this door.
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I was up all night
wondering what's behind it.
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I only got 12
hours of sleep.
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The struggle is real.
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Meanwhile, leave
that door alone.
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Morgan and Christina
told me two things when
I came to work here.
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One, Zuri's a biter.
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And two,
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never, ever go in that room.
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You're not at all curious
about what's behind this door?
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No way.
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And if you'd walked in on
as many weird things
as I have in this penthouse,
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you wouldn't be either.
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Three words.
Lacy lizard lingerie.
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Dude, why didn't you
tell me they have a whole
room at school
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full of books
you can borrow for free?
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Perhaps because
the only time you ever
picked up a book,
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it was to kill a spider.
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Actually, it
only had six legs.
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So obviously,
it was an arilus cristatus.
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I hate you.
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Hey, Jessie, I finished
my book report.
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You know, up until today
I thought Wuthering Heights
was where Jay Z grew up.
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You also thought Beowulf
was fan fiction about
Beyonce and Wolverine.
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Mmm.
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You know, ever since
I found out I was smart,
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I've been kicking butt
in my classes.
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Looks like I just stole
your seat at the
Periodic Table, son!
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(CHUCKLES)
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Mocked by a man who once
lost a game of tic tac toe
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to a chicken!
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Ravi, I'm worried about you.
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You're not yourself.
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Of course I am not myself!
Luke is myself!
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And I am beside myself.
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Which means I am
beside Luke.
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Which is better than
being behind him,
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but still not great.
Storming off now!
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Jessie, you have to help me.
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People at school
are calling me
Zuri's Sister.
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You are Zuri's sister.
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I feel like Zuri
is stealing my identity.
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Okay. Emma,
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I know not being named
New York It Girl was a blow,
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but Zuri is not
stealing your identity.
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Absolutely, Donatella,
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just send your spring line
over to the penthouse.
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I'm sure it'll be
totes adorbs.
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Yeah, you should
totes be worried.
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Darn, I can't see anything!
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Luke says this snake
camera works perfectly
under Jessie's door.
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(MRS. KIPLING SCREECHING)
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(GROWLING)
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Mrs. Kipling?
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Please tell me you're having
a playdate in there.
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Ahhh!
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Pork rind me.
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Ravi! Ravi's friend!
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There are creatures behind
the secret door in there!
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I think I just made
one of them angry.
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Oh, Emma.
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I'm sorry, I didn't
recognize you.
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Also, yeesh!
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Why do you not just
ask Luke to help you?
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He seems to have
all the answers.
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Yeah, and if that doesn't
work, ask Zuri.
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Everyone totes
adores her.
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Actually, I think it's
even scarier in here.
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You know, it is one thing
for Luke to have discovered
his ability to think.
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But to steal
my manner of dress,
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my witty repartee,
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and lord his smarts over me?
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Too far, sir, too far!
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Yeah!
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And now Zuri is going to make
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every girl in New York
sick with jealousy.
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I wanted to make those
girls sick!
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My life is over!
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No, it is not!
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You have the chance
to be on top again!
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Really?
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You think so?
Of course!
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You simply cannot see
the trees through the forest
on your forehead.
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You are right.
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I'm going to take back
my identity.
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To my make-up mirror!
248
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You might want to give it
a little warning.
249
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,853
It is in for a shock.
250
00:12:05,856 --> 00:12:07,397
Luke, are you
hoarding food?
251
00:12:07,397 --> 00:12:09,960
Oh, don't tell me
you're taking Bertram's
identity too.
252
00:12:11,201 --> 00:12:12,933
No, it's for
a science project.
253
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:15,035
I gotta keep my straight A's.
254
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,768
I'm trying to decide
between Harvard or
Yale as my safety school.
255
00:12:19,309 --> 00:12:21,942
Wow, two weeks ago you
couldn't even spell school.
256
00:12:23,273 --> 00:12:25,976
Yeah, that "h" is tricky.
257
00:12:27,617 --> 00:12:29,179
Anyway, after
I finish my project,
258
00:12:29,179 --> 00:12:32,682
I think I'll calculate
how many times per hour
I can tell Ravi he's wrong.
259
00:12:32,682 --> 00:12:34,124
(CHUCKLES)
260
00:12:34,124 --> 00:12:36,456
Well, I should probably
tell you not to do that,
261
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:40,160
but you are voluntarily
doing math, so I'm torn.
262
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:45,195
You know, getting that
perfect SPAT score
really changed my life.
263
00:12:45,195 --> 00:12:47,998
You're changing your life,
and I'm so proud of you.
264
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,302
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
265
00:12:52,302 --> 00:12:53,974
Hello? Yes.
266
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,547
Oh.
267
00:12:57,547 --> 00:12:58,508
Are you sure?
268
00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:01,581
Uh, okay, thank you.
269
00:13:02,813 --> 00:13:04,584
Bertram.
270
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:08,318
I just found out Luke
and Ravi's SPAT
scores were switched.
271
00:13:08,318 --> 00:13:10,760
It was Luke who only
scored a 50.
272
00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,263
If this is a test to see
how much I care,
273
00:13:13,263 --> 00:13:14,524
my score is zero.
274
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:19,930
Ravi. Whoa!
275
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:23,733
Fun fact.
276
00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:25,976
Cool ranch chips are
surprisingly warm.
277
00:13:27,838 --> 00:13:28,839
Good to know.
278
00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:33,013
Listen,
279
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,085
I have some news and
we have to keep it
a secret from Luke.
280
00:13:35,085 --> 00:13:37,087
The only news I want
to hear about Luke
281
00:13:37,087 --> 00:13:40,090
is that he is not really
a genius after all.
282
00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:41,251
Actually...
283
00:13:41,251 --> 00:13:44,024
Oh, how I would rub it
in his smug, befreckled face.
284
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:47,627
I would make him rue
the day he ruined my days!
285
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:48,798
(GRUNTS)
286
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,502
Anywho, you were saying?
287
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,106
Uh...
288
00:13:56,106 --> 00:13:58,108
You know what,
never mind.
289
00:13:58,108 --> 00:14:00,540
Very well. If you need me,
I shall be out here,
290
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:04,044
considering which air
conditioning repair school
I will be applying to.
291
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:06,646
Look.
292
00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:09,980
Ravi,
293
00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:13,423
just because Luke is smart
doesn't make you
any less intelligent.
294
00:14:13,423 --> 00:14:15,485
In fact, you
should be happy.
295
00:14:15,485 --> 00:14:17,958
You finally have someone
to share your interest
in academics with.
296
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:21,631
So, maybe instead of viewing
Luke as a competitor,
297
00:14:21,631 --> 00:14:23,133
you should see him
as a friend.
298
00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:24,634
A friend?
299
00:14:24,634 --> 00:14:27,367
Oh, yeah, you know,
someone you hang out with,
share common interests...
300
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,240
I know what a friend is.
301
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:33,243
But I understand why you
felt the need to
clarify that for me.
302
00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:36,606
Oh. Chip?
303
00:14:36,606 --> 00:14:37,677
No, thank you.
304
00:14:40,650 --> 00:14:42,252
Go ahead and set up
over there.
305
00:14:42,252 --> 00:14:45,785
My Leopard Beat readers
are going to go zany for Zuri!
306
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:49,289
Help yourselves to some
PB and J finger sandwiches.
307
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,161
Classic Zuri!
308
00:14:51,161 --> 00:14:52,022
So generous!
309
00:14:52,022 --> 00:14:53,994
So sweet!
310
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:58,498
Mmm, I'll take the compliment,
but clearly you don't
know me very well.
311
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,830
Such a sassafras!
I love it!
312
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,632
Let's get started.
313
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,937
Now show me... It!
314
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:11,341
Ah! Ah-may-zing.
315
00:15:13,183 --> 00:15:16,886
Oh, is Leopard Beat
here today?
316
00:15:16,886 --> 00:15:21,121
(GASPS)
Oh, I'm so embarrassed
to be caught so underdressed.
317
00:15:22,392 --> 00:15:25,225
Tres chic! It's Emma Ross,
318
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,327
here to support her
stylish younger sister.
319
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,659
I can't even...
320
00:15:29,659 --> 00:15:30,930
Now, get out of the shot.
321
00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:33,033
Buh-bye.
322
00:15:36,106 --> 00:15:37,237
(CAMERA CLICKING)
323
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,438
Yes. Keep going.
324
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,739
Love it! Mmm.
325
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:40,810
Ah!
326
00:15:40,810 --> 00:15:43,243
Oh, Zuri, I'm obsessed
with you.
327
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,844
Obsessed!
328
00:15:45,315 --> 00:15:47,017
Vera?
329
00:15:47,017 --> 00:15:48,148
Vera Wang?
330
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,450
Oh, hey, girl!
331
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,953
Oh, of course
I'll model for you.
332
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:54,985
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
333
00:15:58,028 --> 00:15:59,089
Yeah.
334
00:15:59,089 --> 00:16:03,093
That is a great impression
of a ring tone, Vera.
335
00:16:04,634 --> 00:16:06,336
TTYL.
336
00:16:06,336 --> 00:16:07,667
Mmm-hmm.
337
00:16:09,839 --> 00:16:11,441
(SOFTLY) Keep going.
Keep going.
338
00:16:11,441 --> 00:16:13,043
Yes! Happy face.
339
00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:15,075
Sad face. Indifferent face.
340
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:19,179
Oh, Zuri,
you are my everything!
341
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:23,183
(MOCKINGLY) Oh, Zuri,
you are my everything!
342
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,214
(CAMERA CLICKING)
343
00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:30,220
Hey, you're stealing my light!
344
00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:32,122
Well, you're
stealing my life!
345
00:16:33,123 --> 00:16:35,425
Awkward. Okay!
346
00:16:35,425 --> 00:16:37,327
Now let's try some shots
with the wind fan.
347
00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:39,929
Five, six, seven, work!
348
00:16:44,574 --> 00:16:47,077
How's this? And this?
349
00:16:47,077 --> 00:16:49,008
If I could describe
this moment in emojis it'd be
350
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,241
red heart, green heart,
kissy face, top hat!
351
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:55,385
Top hat seems a little strong.
352
00:16:55,385 --> 00:16:58,017
Zuri, keep this up and it
won't be long
353
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,891
before you're running our teen
fashion department in Paris!
354
00:17:01,891 --> 00:17:02,992
What?
355
00:17:02,992 --> 00:17:04,554
That's my dream!
356
00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:18,338
I can't believe you ruined
my photo shoot.
357
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,009
Thanks a lot, Emma!
358
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:28,348
Uh-oh! Drama!
359
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:32,482
Super sad face considering
all the nice things
she said about you.
360
00:17:32,482 --> 00:17:34,784
What do you mean?
361
00:17:34,784 --> 00:17:39,129
Zuri said she gets all of her
style and social skills from
her awesome big sister Emma.
362
00:17:39,129 --> 00:17:42,232
Do you have another,
awesomer sister named Emma?
363
00:17:43,793 --> 00:17:46,336
Why would two sisters have
the same name?
364
00:17:46,336 --> 00:17:47,567
I have two dogs named Cat.
365
00:17:51,401 --> 00:17:54,304
All right, you filthy animals,
I'm coming in there.
366
00:17:54,304 --> 00:17:56,606
I've already had to
share this place with a zebra,
367
00:17:56,606 --> 00:18:00,980
a reindeer, a tiger,
a baby giraffe,
and a diva lizard.
368
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,082
So, unless you're
another kid,
369
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,754
you don't scare me.
370
00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:08,558
(GRUNTING)
371
00:18:12,322 --> 00:18:14,023
What are you... Oh!
372
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,270
Bertram, what are you doing?
373
00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:24,304
Me? What are you doing
in the secret room
with all those wild animals?
374
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,975
What do you mean?
The kids are all upstairs.
375
00:18:26,636 --> 00:18:28,578
Oh. Oh, right.
376
00:18:28,578 --> 00:18:30,140
Wild animals, yes.
377
00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:32,842
Very scary stuff, but
someone has to feed 'em.
378
00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:34,514
Do I hear the
cheese delivery truck?
379
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,386
Nice try.
380
00:18:36,386 --> 00:18:38,488
Everyone knows my
cheese gets delivered
on Wednesdays.
381
00:18:39,889 --> 00:18:41,721
Tell me what you're hiding
382
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:44,454
or I'll wash your
underwear with Luke's.
383
00:18:46,396 --> 00:18:48,398
(SCOFFS) Okay.
384
00:18:51,861 --> 00:18:53,663
Welcome to my lady cave.
385
00:18:53,663 --> 00:18:56,065
Whoa!
386
00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:58,067
This is the only room I can
relax in and not be
387
00:18:58,067 --> 00:19:00,340
constantly bombarded by
the kids and their needs.
388
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,173
I can't believe you have
a place to hide from the kids
389
00:19:03,173 --> 00:19:04,574
and you didn't let
me in on it.
390
00:19:04,574 --> 00:19:07,477
To be fair, I was hiding
from you, too.
391
00:19:07,477 --> 00:19:09,879
So there was
a monster in here.
392
00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:11,120
You!
393
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,722
Wait, no, no, no.
Please, please!
394
00:19:12,722 --> 00:19:14,153
Don't tell the kids.
395
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,786
Okay, but it'll cost you.
396
00:19:16,786 --> 00:19:20,159
One night a week in here.
Plus robe privileges!
397
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,432
(SCOFFS) Deal.
398
00:19:22,432 --> 00:19:23,863
But nobody sits
in mama's throne.
399
00:19:26,035 --> 00:19:27,197
Oh, hey, Ravi.
400
00:19:27,197 --> 00:19:29,138
If you've come looking
for more chips...
401
00:19:29,138 --> 00:19:30,270
I think you ate them all.
402
00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:33,573
No, Luke,
403
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,676
I have come to tell you
I am sorry for being envious
of your intelligence.
404
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,578
I have been looking at
this all wrong.
405
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,550
You have?
Indeed.
406
00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:42,482
I am glad you are smart.
407
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:46,316
Jessie pointed out that
I finally have a family member
I can relate to.
408
00:19:46,316 --> 00:19:48,518
All the things
I used to do alone,
409
00:19:48,518 --> 00:19:50,460
we can now do together.
410
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,293
Uh...
411
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,295
What do you mean?
412
00:19:55,295 --> 00:20:00,330
Well, I will not have
to watch The Real Bacteria
of Mold County alone anymore.
413
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:04,504
And, you can be my plus one
to Gertie, the lunch lady's
50th b-day bash.
414
00:20:05,775 --> 00:20:08,177
Everyone at school
will be calling us
415
00:20:08,177 --> 00:20:10,380
two pisum sativums
in a pod.
416
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,484
Oh, no, that is what
they'll call us, isn't it?
417
00:20:14,484 --> 00:20:15,945
Uh, yes!
418
00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:17,987
Oh, I even made
you a gift!
419
00:20:19,749 --> 00:20:21,991
It is a monogrammed
pocket protector!
420
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:24,624
Ah!
421
00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:29,259
You stay away
from me with that!
422
00:20:29,259 --> 00:20:33,533
Just because I'm smart
doesn't mean I like
reality mold television!
423
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,466
I wish I'd never scored
so high on that stupid test.
424
00:20:36,466 --> 00:20:39,068
Oh, I am really glad
to hear you say that.
425
00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:43,172
Boys, your SPAT scores
were switched.
426
00:20:43,172 --> 00:20:44,414
BOTH: What?
427
00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:47,176
Yeah. Ravi, you got
a perfect score.
428
00:20:47,176 --> 00:20:49,479
Luke, you filled in your
bubbles with chocolate.
429
00:20:51,281 --> 00:20:53,623
Huzzah!
I am smart again!
430
00:20:53,623 --> 00:20:55,154
(SIGHS)
431
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,287
What a relief!
That homework was
getting annoying.
432
00:20:57,287 --> 00:20:58,388
(CHUCKLES)
433
00:20:58,388 --> 00:21:00,360
I have two weeks of
video games to catch up on.
434
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,862
Oh, no you don't.
435
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,735
You've shown that
when you make an effort,
you can get straight A's.
436
00:21:05,735 --> 00:21:08,538
I expect nothing
less from you in the future.
437
00:21:08,538 --> 00:21:09,639
Aw, man!
438
00:21:09,639 --> 00:21:11,601
That's a lot of pressure.
439
00:21:11,601 --> 00:21:13,803
Ravi, is this how
you feel all the time?
440
00:21:13,803 --> 00:21:15,505
Pretty much.
441
00:21:15,505 --> 00:21:17,607
I recommend a night guard
for the constant
teeth grinding.
442
00:21:22,852 --> 00:21:24,484
Zuri?
443
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:25,785
Are you in there?
444
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,587
ZURI: No!
445
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,889
Okay, I'll go look for
you in the kitchen.
446
00:21:32,221 --> 00:21:33,523
Wait a second...
447
00:21:35,525 --> 00:21:37,697
Zuri, please come out.
448
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,198
I need to talk to you.
449
00:21:40,470 --> 00:21:42,301
What do you want, Emma?
450
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,634
I'm all out of thunder
for you to steal.
451
00:21:44,634 --> 00:21:47,637
Actually, I came to apologize.
452
00:21:47,637 --> 00:21:49,939
I should have just been
happy for you.
453
00:21:49,939 --> 00:21:52,612
But instead, I was
jealous and pretty.
454
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,384
You mean "petty."
455
00:21:54,384 --> 00:21:55,645
That too.
456
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:59,549
Look, I know you gave
me credit for your style,
457
00:21:59,549 --> 00:22:02,852
and that was
really nice of you.
458
00:22:02,852 --> 00:22:06,556
But the truth is,
you have a great style
of your own
459
00:22:06,556 --> 00:22:08,958
and you deserve to be
the New York It Girl.
460
00:22:08,958 --> 00:22:10,730
You really think so?
461
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:11,731
Absolutely.
462
00:22:12,602 --> 00:22:14,033
You are
463
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,506
ah-may-zing.
464
00:22:16,506 --> 00:22:19,038
(GIGGLES)
Thank you, Emma.
465
00:22:24,173 --> 00:22:27,947
And I promise to be a much
better big sister
on your next photo shoot.
466
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,949
(GASPS)
They're coming back?
467
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:32,051
Yep.
468
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,883
I called Pepper and
convinced her to reshoot
the magazine spread.
469
00:22:33,883 --> 00:22:36,586
Don't worry, this time
I'll stay out of your way.
470
00:22:36,586 --> 00:22:38,257
But you're my inspiration.
471
00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:40,830
I need my
big sister there.
472
00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:43,132
Just maybe dress
down a little.
473
00:22:43,132 --> 00:22:45,495
Okay. I'll wear
my casual tiara.
474
00:22:45,495 --> 00:22:48,998
Oh, good, it will look great
with your black eye.
475
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,502
Jeans it is.
(CHUCKLES)
476
00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,677
(DINGING)
Oh.
477
00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:58,948
Your turn.
Ah!
478
00:23:00,049 --> 00:23:02,381
Ah. This is the life.
479
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,654
You're right. I'm so relaxed,
I'm not even bothered
480
00:23:04,654 --> 00:23:06,856
by the fact that you brought
cheese-scented candles.
481
00:23:07,617 --> 00:23:10,119
KIDS: Ow! Jessie!
482
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:11,961
You should probably
do something.
483
00:23:11,961 --> 00:23:12,962
You're right.
484
00:23:13,863 --> 00:23:15,665
(MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES)