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♪♪
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Okay, I've said it before,
and I'll say it again,
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it always makes me nervous
to see you with an empty cage.
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You misplace 10
scorpions and suddenly
you cannot be trusted.
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Yes.
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(CRASHING)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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There's a rat
in the screening room!
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That is not just a rat,
it is an entree.
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(MRS. KIPLING CROAKING)
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Apparently, nothing whets
Mrs. Kipling's appetite
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like frightened,
squeaky whimpering.
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Oh, then don't bring
her to PE with you when
you play dodgeball.
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Look, Ravi, why can't
you just feed Mrs. Kipling
in her cage?
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She refuses to eat in there.
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I realized she missed
hunting in the wild
for her own dinner.
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Why can't you kids
be more like her?
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Jessie, I was wondering,
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next time I meet my
friends in the park,
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could I go alone?
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Oh, Zuri, you're too
young to go to
the park alone.
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Besides, it's not like
I embarrass you.
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Oh, my gosh,
I embarrass you?
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Think I'm bad?
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Try having a dad who lets
you know it's time to come
home by firing a cannon.
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You want to
talk embarrassing,
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every time I walk by the
duck pond you make me
put on floaties.
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Because I don't want
you to fall in.
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It's only a foot deep!
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The ducks can
stand up in it!
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
Great news!
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My drama teacher told me
a local theater company
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is having auditions
for The Terrificks,
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and he said I should
totes try out.
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That's totes
my favorite musical!
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You know, when I was younger
that show was on Broadway
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and I auditioned for
the role of Demaryius.
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Did you get the part?
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Yeah, but I turned it down
'cause my real dream was
to become a butler.
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Why didn't my agent call me
about The Terrificks?
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Maybe he thinks doing
community theater
is beneath me.
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I doubt it, considering
he submitted you for
an ear wax commercial.
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Hey, I came this
close to being the face
of excessive ear wax.
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Jessie, the part
of Sarah is 16.
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(GASPS) OMG.
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But you could totally
audition for my grandma.
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Or I could go weep
in my bedroom.
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Hey, Bertram,
since you are familiar
with that musical,
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could you help
Emma prepare?
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Sure, but I'll have
to clear my calendar.
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You're just going
to the bathroom.
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Yeah, that's what I call
"clearing my calendar."
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I always wondered what
was in the tunnels
beneath our building.
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So much for my
"pit of fire leading to the
center of the earth" theory.
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Yes, you were really
on to something there.
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Now, keep a lookout
for Mrs. Kipling.
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I saw her chase
the rat down here.
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Wait, I thought we were
looking for mole men.
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There is no such thing.
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Are there moles?
Yes.
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Are there men?
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Yes.
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Then who's to say there
aren't mole men?
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Everyone!
Everyone is to say!
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Oh, that must
be Mrs. Kipling.
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Or a six foot mole with
a thirst for human blood!
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Do not be ridiculous.
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But, just in case,
you first.
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Wait, what?
No, stop it!
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Hey, Ravi. How are things
with Mrs. Kipling?
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She is not happy because
I took away her
dessert privileges
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for wandering around
the city alone.
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By the way, I have
plenty of chocolate
covered cockroaches
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if you are ever peckish.
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I will never be that peckish.
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Look, Ravi.
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Your relationship with
your lizard is none
of my business,
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but maybe you should
give her some slack?
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You mean like
a longer leash?
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I tried that, she dragged
me into oncoming traffic.
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If it makes her happy
to go out and hunt for food,
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maybe you should let her.
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Perhaps you are right.
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She had such a delightful
gleam in her eye
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when she was disemboweling
vermin in that tunnel.
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Aw!
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This job gets weirder
and weirder.
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Jessie, I have a bone
to pick with you.
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Okay, I have no idea how
Bertram gets the bones
in the mashed potatoes.
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No. I mean,
you just told Ravi
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he should let Mrs. Kipling
have her freedom,
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but you won't let me
go to the park alone.
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Don't I deserve
the same treatment
as a lizard?
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That's the point.
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She's a lizard,
and you're not.
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Anyway, I promise
to meet my friends,
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and we will all
stick together.
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Please, Jessie?
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(SIGHING) Okay.
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You are a good kid,
and I should trust you.
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Thanks, Jessie.
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It would just make me feel
a lot better if you had
razor sharp teeth
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and poisonous saliva.
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And who says I don't?
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Wow, you actually found
a game more boring than
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Call of Algebra:
Decimals of Doom.
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I will have you know,
the cubic polynomial level
on that game
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is quite the thrill ride.
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Uh, this from the kid
who wet himself on the
escalator at the mall.
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It was going way too fast.
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(LAUGHING)
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RAVI: I attached a GPS
to Mrs. Kipling,
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so I can track her
on my Facepage.
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This way she can enjoy
her freedom in the tunnels,
and I can watch over her.
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(BEEPING)
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Whoa, Ravi, you just got
a friend request!
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(BEEPING)
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(CHUCKLING)
Lots of requests!
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I am blowing up like
an unattended Bunsen
burner on high!
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Oh, look. Mrs. Kipling is
heading towards the park.
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Those tunnels must
lead all over the city.
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I hope she does not eat
too many hotdogs.
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I hope she doesn't eat
too many hotdog vendors.
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♪ B-b-b-b Bumble bee
That's right.
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♪ B-b-b-b Bumble bee
Follow the bee.
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♪ B-b-b-b Bumble bee ♪
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We've been doing
this for 30 minutes,
and I still don't see a bee.
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That's the name
of the vocal warm-up.
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Wait, did you actually think
we were following bees?
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No.
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Bertram, we've been doing
warm-ups all day.
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First, I gargled salt water,
which I accidentally
swallowed.
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Then I hummed with
a mouthful of marbles,
which I also swallowed.
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And then we did some
weird exercise where you
pushed on my stomach.
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That was the
Heimlich maneuver.
You were choking on a marble.
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Listen, I appreciate
all the help,
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but can we
stop for today?
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Nope. Now it's time
to work out your body.
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In The Terrificks, your
character spends Act Two
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in a 20-pound wig
shaped like the moon.
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Why?
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It's a metaphor
for her loneliness.
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Well, maybe she wouldn't be
so lonely if she didn't have
giant, moon-shaped hair.
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Hey, when I auditioning,
I was in peak
physical condition.
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What happened?
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Four kids, a lizard
and funnel cakes.
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Look, Jessie, I am up
to 5,000 followers
on Facepage!
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I always told you
you'd be popular one day.
Oh.
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Of course, when I said that,
I was just being nice.
But who knew?
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It is all because of my
adventurous lizard.
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Which is why I have
re-named my page
"Katch Kipling."
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I spelled catch with a "K."
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I am not comfortable
with misspellings,
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but it appears to be
the thing to do
on social media.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Look! They want to take
a picture with me.
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I finally get to take
a selfie with not just my...
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Selfie!
(CHUCKLING)
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(CAMERA CLICKING)
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Uh, Jessie, don't take
this the wrong way,
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but when you said
I could play with
friends unsupervised,
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you weren't one
of those friends.
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Zuri, if you're gonna
be in the park alone,
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we have to go over some
basic safety rules.
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Hanging out with your friends
isn't all fun and games,
you know.
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I'm beginning to think
this is why no one
liked you growing up.
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I was also a huge tattletale.
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Look, I just want
to go over some
basic do's and don'ts
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to prepare you for
any emergency.
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Fine, but hurry.
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I'm losing serious
street cred hanging out
with my nanny.
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Okay.
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What if a stranger comes up
and offers you candy?
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What kind of candy?
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It doesn't matter.
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Of course it does.
I hate nuts.
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Zuri, you're not supposed
to take anything
from anyone. Got it?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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So if Reba comes over
and offers me a
record deal, I can't take it?
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Fine. You can take
a record deal from Reba.
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What if she also
gives me candy?
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Enough with the candy!
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Uh! Help!
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He's chasing me!
And making me sing!
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I'll protect you.
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See, Zuri, Emma came
to the park alone
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and now some creepy
old man is chasing her.
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And making her sing?
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Emma, I'm doubting your
commitment to this audition.
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Do you want to work,
or just stand here and
hang out with Jessie?
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Aw, they're
both so painful.
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If I were you,
I'd keep running.
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B-b-b-b-b-b-bye!
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Well, I'm feeling
unappreciated today.
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Tell me about it.
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After Emma twisted
her ankle on mile five,
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I gave her a sip of water.
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Not even a thank you.
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That ungrateful wimp.
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Step aside,
while I peel out.
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It's like I'm watching
Sons of Anarchy,
Season 40.
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Oh, look, Maggie Murphy
has friended me.
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She is the cutest
girl in school.
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Ravi, she's the school nurse.
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I know.
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Look at all these
cool pictures
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people are posting as Mrs. K
slithers around New York!
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Where did that come from?
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(CHUCKLING) Oh, my bad.
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I was supposed to email
that to the school
yearbook staff.
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Ugh, I wish I could
put a GPS on Zuri.
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Jessie, you're such
a helicopter nanny.
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Wh... No, I'm not!
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Oh, really?
You once followed us
in an actual helicopter!
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How could you tell
that was me?
I was wearing a disguise.
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How many gorillas can
fly a helicopter?
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It was all I could
find on short notice.
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But that does give me
a really good idea of
how to spy on Zuri!
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Oh, check it out!
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Thanks to my
Katch Kipling page,
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I am becoming a celebrity.
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You finally found the kind
of people who want
to be your friend.
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People who
haven't met you.
238
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,146
I will take it.
239
00:11:16,146 --> 00:11:18,048
Great. Let's check out
where Mrs. Kipling is now.
240
00:11:19,649 --> 00:11:21,952
Wait a minute,
according to this,
241
00:11:21,952 --> 00:11:24,114
Mrs. Kipling is in
our living room.
242
00:11:24,114 --> 00:11:26,787
She is supposed to be
on the streets of
New York getting me,
243
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,589
I mean us, more fans.
244
00:11:31,962 --> 00:11:33,824
Oh, Mrs. Kipling,
245
00:11:33,824 --> 00:11:37,127
you should be out
and about with your
adoring public.
246
00:11:39,269 --> 00:11:40,600
(CROAKING)
247
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,933
Oh, come on.
248
00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:46,406
I just booked you to sing
the national anthem
at Yankee Stadium.
249
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,408
(CROAKING)
250
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,481
Oh, do not worry.
Everybody lip syncs.
251
00:11:53,143 --> 00:11:55,786
Dude, looks like Mrs. K
is just done running
around the city.
252
00:11:55,786 --> 00:11:57,087
Well, tough toe nails!
253
00:11:57,087 --> 00:11:59,249
She needs to get her
tough toe nails out there!
254
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,923
Get going, you lazy
swamp sloth!
255
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,825
(CROAKING)
256
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,297
How do you expect to move
that lizard when you need help
opening the fridge?
257
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,734
Thank you.
258
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,666
Uh, hello.
259
00:12:16,666 --> 00:12:18,869
My name is Jessie and
you are mighty fine.
260
00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:21,972
Oh. No, no, no.
261
00:12:21,972 --> 00:12:23,814
Ugh!
262
00:12:23,814 --> 00:12:25,916
Why'd I have to meet
a cute guy when I look like
Betty White's older sister?
263
00:12:28,018 --> 00:12:29,079
Oh. (LAUGHING)
264
00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:32,322
Hello, little girl.
265
00:12:32,322 --> 00:12:34,925
Hi, can you pass me
my ball, please?
266
00:12:34,925 --> 00:12:36,156
Of course.
267
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:38,058
Aren't you the cutest thing!
268
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,060
Would you like
some candy?
269
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:43,193
You'll like it.
It doesn't have nuts.
270
00:12:43,193 --> 00:12:46,766
How do you know
I don't like nuts?
271
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:50,600
You just look like
a no nut kinda girl.
272
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:55,105
Okay.
If you'll excuse me,
ma'am, I've gotta go.
273
00:12:55,105 --> 00:12:56,646
(SNIFFING)
274
00:12:56,646 --> 00:12:59,079
The smell of baby powder
is kinda making me dizzy.
275
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,481
Uh, think fast!
276
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,354
Say a bird swoops down
and starts pecking at you.
277
00:13:04,354 --> 00:13:06,987
What do you do?
The same thing
I'm going to do now.
278
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:07,988
Run away.
279
00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:13,123
Excuse me, officer,
this lady is bothering me.
280
00:13:13,123 --> 00:13:16,096
Oh, no, no, no, officer,
I'm not a weird old lady,
281
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,427
I'm a sweet, young nanny.
282
00:13:17,427 --> 00:13:19,729
Who's just doing
a weird thing.
283
00:13:21,331 --> 00:13:24,134
Uh, would you like some candy?
284
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:25,775
No? Okay.
285
00:13:25,775 --> 00:13:26,977
(GRUNTING)
286
00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:30,540
Stupid orthopedic shoes!
287
00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:31,912
Now I really do
need a new hip.
288
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,088
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
289
00:13:38,088 --> 00:13:39,719
(ALL LAUGHING)
290
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,191
There you are.
291
00:13:41,191 --> 00:13:43,753
So instead of working,
you're hanging
out with your friends.
292
00:13:43,753 --> 00:13:46,526
Well, I could hang
out with my friends, too.
293
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,129
Ladles don't count.
294
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,932
At least Larry got me
something for my birthday.
295
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,133
Granted, it was gravy,
296
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,464
which is what he
always gets me.
297
00:13:54,464 --> 00:13:56,266
But it's the thought
that counts!
298
00:13:56,266 --> 00:14:00,010
See? You thought I was
making this stuff up.
299
00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:03,043
You need to keep
rehearsing or you're
gonna fail that audition.
300
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,975
And you know what
happens to failures?
301
00:14:04,975 --> 00:14:08,979
Yes. They end up torturing
innocent kids and ordering
Gouda in bulk.
302
00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:11,751
It's cheaper that way.
303
00:14:12,983 --> 00:14:14,584
Now, let's get back
to work.
304
00:14:14,584 --> 00:14:16,786
Send your friends home,
and let's follow that bee.
305
00:14:17,087 --> 00:14:18,358
No!
306
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,131
I was hoping this would
be fun, but it's not.
307
00:14:21,531 --> 00:14:22,993
I quit!
308
00:14:22,993 --> 00:14:25,635
I hope you swallow
that bee and it stings
your sarcophagus.
309
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,701
There is no bee!
310
00:14:35,345 --> 00:14:36,977
(CROAKING)
311
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,348
Oh, hey, Mrs. K.
312
00:14:38,348 --> 00:14:40,210
I'm watching you crawl
through Chinatown.
313
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,752
If you want some
really good dim sum...
314
00:14:42,752 --> 00:14:44,985
(CROAKING)
315
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:48,058
Wait a minute,
if you're here, then who's
wandering around New York?
316
00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:52,822
Ravi?
317
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,696
Ravi, I know you're down here.
318
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,898
Unless you were
captured by mole men.
319
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,232
In which case
I was right!
320
00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:04,204
And I should probably
start running.
321
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,006
Luke?
Moles!
322
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,310
What are you doing
down here?
323
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,212
I should be asking
you that question.
324
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,514
Well, I could not let
my followers down,
325
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:18,618
so I've attached
a GPS to this fake
Mrs. Kipling I had made.
326
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,021
Wow, that is so life-like.
327
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,023
That is real blood
on her lips.
328
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,555
Which is probably why
I'm dizzy right now.
329
00:15:25,555 --> 00:15:26,756
I should have
had a cookie.
330
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,700
Now if you'll excuse us,
331
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:33,463
we have to go photobomb
Donald Trump.
332
00:15:33,463 --> 00:15:36,206
Ravi, I think you've taken
this thing too far.
333
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:38,508
Well... What is wrong
with traveling through
the sewers
334
00:15:38,508 --> 00:15:41,141
with a giant fake lizard
for the enjoyment
of strangers?
335
00:15:42,412 --> 00:15:44,014
Seriously, you
can't hear it?
336
00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:47,917
Look, I get it.
337
00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:49,379
For once you were popular.
338
00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:50,520
Exactly.
339
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,182
And I do not
want it to end.
340
00:15:52,182 --> 00:15:55,185
I have so enjoyed
basking in the limelight.
341
00:15:55,185 --> 00:15:57,527
Look, Ravi,
you're a great guy,
342
00:15:57,527 --> 00:16:00,090
and one day people will
appreciate you for you,
343
00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:01,161
and not for your lizard.
344
00:16:02,392 --> 00:16:03,833
Thank you, brother.
345
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:06,836
But I can still use
Mrs. Kipling to get
chicks, right?
346
00:16:06,836 --> 00:16:08,038
Yeah. (CHUCKLING)
347
00:16:08,598 --> 00:16:09,569
Still.
348
00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:14,204
Now let us head home.
Okay.
349
00:16:14,204 --> 00:16:16,106
Wait... Ravi, home
is this way.
350
00:16:16,106 --> 00:16:17,547
No, it is this way.
351
00:16:21,051 --> 00:16:22,282
Uh.
Oh.
352
00:16:26,816 --> 00:16:27,957
Hey, Bertram.
353
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,090
Jessie?
354
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:34,324
Wow, this job has
really aged you.
355
00:16:34,324 --> 00:16:37,097
You should talk.
You got winded riding
a scooter in the park.
356
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,101
Emma decided not to audition.
357
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,273
If she doesn't at least
try for this part,
358
00:16:43,273 --> 00:16:45,475
she'll gonna regret it
for the rest of her life.
359
00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:47,937
Bertram, do you think
maybe you're working
Emma so hard
360
00:16:47,937 --> 00:16:49,579
because you have regrets?
361
00:16:49,579 --> 00:16:51,311
Pfft, no.
362
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,213
(SCOFFS) That is crazy.
363
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,845
You're crazy!
(CHUCKLING)
364
00:16:55,845 --> 00:16:57,747
I'd argue, but look at me.
365
00:16:58,848 --> 00:17:00,950
Okay, the truth is,
366
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:04,894
sometimes, I do wonder
what my life would've been
like if I'd gotten that part.
367
00:17:04,894 --> 00:17:07,297
Yeah, I mean, you could
have won a Tony award.
368
00:17:07,297 --> 00:17:09,399
Been a huge success,
with fame and fortune...
369
00:17:09,399 --> 00:17:11,231
Thanks. I feel so much better.
370
00:17:13,263 --> 00:17:16,566
Bertram, you can't
live in the past.
371
00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:18,108
You're right.
372
00:17:18,108 --> 00:17:20,540
Emma was so
happy about auditioning
for that play,
373
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,412
and I ruined it for her.
374
00:17:22,412 --> 00:17:24,974
Well, it's not too late.
You can still fix things.
375
00:17:25,475 --> 00:17:26,476
Thanks, Jessie.
376
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:28,948
Hmm.
377
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:32,322
I guess it is true.
With age does come wisdom.
378
00:17:32,322 --> 00:17:35,385
It also comes with a mean
case of girdle rash.
379
00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:37,557
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
380
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,490
(SHRIEKING) I can't believe
you followed me home!
381
00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:43,093
Stranger danger!
Stranger danger!
382
00:17:43,093 --> 00:17:45,295
No, no. Zuri, stop!
It's me, Jessie!
383
00:17:45,295 --> 00:17:47,367
Ow! I just took
a rook to the rump.
384
00:17:49,399 --> 00:17:51,000
Jessie?
385
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,273
Why are you
dressed like that?
386
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:57,477
Wow, you will do anything
to get that senior citizen
discount at the movies.
387
00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:01,411
No, I dressed like
this to spy on you.
388
00:18:01,411 --> 00:18:02,712
But that's not
a bad idea.
389
00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:05,955
Why would you spy on me?
390
00:18:05,955 --> 00:18:06,956
(SIGHING)
391
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,560
Because I was worried.
392
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,293
I wanted to make sure
I could trust you
to handle yourself.
393
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,225
And now I know I can.
394
00:18:15,225 --> 00:18:17,397
Thanks, Jessie,
for always being there.
395
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,028
Even when I don't
want you there.
396
00:18:19,028 --> 00:18:20,230
(BOTH LAUGHING)
397
00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,271
Give granny
some sugar.
398
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:26,776
Oh, and by the way,
you make a pretty
good old lady.
399
00:18:26,776 --> 00:18:28,378
You even got
the smell down.
400
00:18:28,378 --> 00:18:29,809
Oh! Oh.
401
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,312
I, I didn't do anything
to change my smell.
402
00:18:37,387 --> 00:18:39,649
Hey, I've been
looking for you.
403
00:18:39,649 --> 00:18:41,421
I told you, I quit.
404
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,852
Do you want me
to sing it to you
405
00:18:42,852 --> 00:18:44,594
while you chase me around
the park on a granny scooter?
406
00:18:46,256 --> 00:18:50,160
Emma, I owe
you an apology.
407
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,833
I wanted the part in
The Terrificks so bad
when I was young,
408
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,005
I just wanted it
for you, too.
409
00:18:56,005 --> 00:18:57,307
At any cost.
410
00:18:57,307 --> 00:18:58,408
I'll say.
411
00:18:58,408 --> 00:19:00,210
The stress gave me
stomach pains.
412
00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:01,541
That might be the marbles.
413
00:19:03,112 --> 00:19:05,114
Yeah, I should really
see a doctor.
414
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:10,450
What I didn't teach you
is how wonderful
musical theater is.
415
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,922
It's exciting and rewarding.
416
00:19:12,922 --> 00:19:16,826
And it would be a shame
if you didn't experience that.
417
00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:18,888
Please audition
for this part.
418
00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:23,132
Okay, I will.
419
00:19:23,132 --> 00:19:24,734
But only if you
audition with me.
420
00:19:25,635 --> 00:19:26,796
Really?
421
00:19:26,796 --> 00:19:28,167
Yeah.
422
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,869
You should read for the
role of the cranky uncle.
423
00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:32,572
Oh, okay. Deal!
424
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,345
(CHUCKLING) Well...
425
00:19:35,345 --> 00:19:37,076
You really think I could
pull off cranky?
426
00:19:39,048 --> 00:19:40,810
Yeah, I think it's
in your wheelhouse.
427
00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:41,881
Yeah?
428
00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:46,816
I can't believe
we're lost below the
streets of New York.
429
00:19:46,816 --> 00:19:49,219
On the bright side,
when we die of starvation
430
00:19:49,219 --> 00:19:51,321
we will already
be underground.
431
00:19:52,422 --> 00:19:54,524
(CROAKING)
432
00:19:54,524 --> 00:19:57,166
Mrs. Kipling! You have
come to save us!
433
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,173
I apologize, my dear friend.
434
00:20:04,173 --> 00:20:07,637
This all started because
I wanted you to
have fun hunting.
435
00:20:07,637 --> 00:20:11,411
But I let my
newfound popularity drive
a wedge between us.
436
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:14,544
Can you ever
forgive me?
(CROAKING)
437
00:20:14,544 --> 00:20:15,785
(CLEARING THROAT)
438
00:20:15,785 --> 00:20:18,488
Okay, I don't mean
to interrupt this
super sweet,
439
00:20:18,488 --> 00:20:20,390
super weird reunion,
440
00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:21,991
but can we get
out of here?
441
00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:23,493
Oh, absolutely!
442
00:20:23,493 --> 00:20:25,925
Mrs. Kipling,
lead the way.
443
00:20:27,997 --> 00:20:29,499
Yeah, let's boogie.
444
00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:31,200
I hear mole men
are night feeders.
445
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:40,239
Hi, I'm Emma Ross,
and I'm auditioning
for Sarah.
446
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,543
I'm Bertram Winkle
and I'm auditioning
for cranky uncle.
447
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,815
A role he's been preparing
for his whole life.
448
00:20:46,976 --> 00:20:48,418
Are you ready?
Let's do this.
449
00:20:53,022 --> 00:20:54,954
♪ I want to be foolish
450
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,926
♪ I want to explore
451
00:20:56,926 --> 00:20:58,488
♪ I wish I knew less
452
00:20:58,488 --> 00:21:01,190
♪ And I wish I knew more
453
00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:03,393
♪ The wonder of childhood
454
00:21:03,393 --> 00:21:05,064
♪ The wisdom of age
455
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:09,739
♪ They tell me be patient
You're just at that stage
456
00:21:09,739 --> 00:21:11,401
They're good.
I know, right.
457
00:21:11,401 --> 00:21:13,603
♪ The colors are fading
458
00:21:13,603 --> 00:21:15,305
♪ The colors are bold
459
00:21:15,305 --> 00:21:17,276
♪ My hair has gone silver
460
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,449
♪ But your heart's
made of gold
461
00:21:19,449 --> 00:21:24,554
♪ You don't have to always
Believe what you're told
462
00:21:24,554 --> 00:21:31,561
♪ The trick is to grow up
Without growing old
463
00:21:31,561 --> 00:21:38,398
♪ The trick is to grow up
Without growing old ♪
464
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,200
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
465
00:21:44,634 --> 00:21:46,406
That was amazing!
466
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,707
(SOBBING)
467
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:51,511
Whatever, it was okay.
468
00:21:52,842 --> 00:21:54,344
Did you like it, Zuri?
469
00:21:54,344 --> 00:21:56,486
I kinda missed it.
470
00:21:56,486 --> 00:21:57,617
I fell in the duck pond.
471
00:21:58,618 --> 00:21:59,519
Ha! Told ya!
472
00:22:02,592 --> 00:22:05,254
I'm glad everything
worked out with Zuri
and Mrs. Kipling.
473
00:22:05,254 --> 00:22:07,827
I can't believe how fast
our kids are growing up.
474
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,730
Yes, soon they will be
driving, dating,
475
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:13,102
shedding their tails.
476
00:22:13,102 --> 00:22:16,366
By the way, I was
wondering if I might borrow
your make-up kit?
477
00:22:16,366 --> 00:22:19,138
Why, does Mrs. Kipling
have a date already?
478
00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:21,641
No, it is
for another creature.
479
00:22:23,012 --> 00:22:24,013
Ravi?
480
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,016
Ravi, are you
down here?
481
00:22:27,577 --> 00:22:29,218
(GROWLING)
482
00:22:29,218 --> 00:22:30,850
(SHRIEKING)
It's a mole man!
483
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,622
(CAMERA CLICKING)
Ha!
484
00:22:32,622 --> 00:22:35,585
This is definitely going
in the yearbook.
485
00:22:37,086 --> 00:22:39,829
Wait a minute. Ravi?
486
00:22:39,829 --> 00:22:41,431
Yes, it is I.
487
00:22:41,431 --> 00:22:42,462
You're a mole man?
488
00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:45,294
Oh, they got you!
No!