1 00:00:00,431 --> 00:00:02,833 ♪♪ 2 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:10,111 Okay, I've said it before, and I'll say it again, 3 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:14,345 it always makes me nervous to see you with an empty cage. 4 00:00:14,345 --> 00:00:17,818 You misplace 10 scorpions and suddenly you cannot be trusted. 5 00:00:18,389 --> 00:00:19,450 Yes. 6 00:00:19,450 --> 00:00:21,192 (CRASHING) 7 00:00:21,192 --> 00:00:22,493 (EXCLAIMING) 8 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,556 There's a rat in the screening room! 9 00:00:25,556 --> 00:00:28,829 That is not just a rat, it is an entree. 10 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:30,401 (MRS. KIPLING CROAKING) 11 00:00:32,703 --> 00:00:35,266 Apparently, nothing whets Mrs. Kipling's appetite 12 00:00:35,266 --> 00:00:37,138 like frightened, squeaky whimpering. 13 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:41,212 Oh, then don't bring her to PE with you when you play dodgeball. 14 00:00:41,212 --> 00:00:43,974 Look, Ravi, why can't you just feed Mrs. Kipling in her cage? 15 00:00:43,974 --> 00:00:46,377 She refuses to eat in there. 16 00:00:46,377 --> 00:00:49,720 I realized she missed hunting in the wild for her own dinner. 17 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,582 Why can't you kids be more like her? 18 00:00:53,824 --> 00:00:56,957 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh 19 00:00:56,957 --> 00:01:00,361 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 20 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:04,265 ♪ It feels like a party every day 21 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:07,538 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 22 00:01:07,538 --> 00:01:11,502 ♪ But they keep on pulling me every which way 23 00:01:11,502 --> 00:01:14,645 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 24 00:01:14,645 --> 00:01:18,179 ♪ My whole world is changing Turning around 25 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:21,952 ♪ They got me going crazy Yeah, they're shaking the ground 26 00:01:21,952 --> 00:01:25,586 ♪ But they took a chance on the new girl in town 27 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:29,360 ♪ And I don't want to let them down, down, down 28 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:30,861 ♪ Hey Jessie 29 00:01:32,623 --> 00:01:34,295 ♪ Hey Jessie 30 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:40,171 ♪ It feels like a party every day 31 00:01:40,171 --> 00:01:43,434 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪ 32 00:01:47,578 --> 00:01:49,640 Jessie, I was wondering, 33 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,982 next time I meet my friends in the park, 34 00:01:51,982 --> 00:01:53,784 could I go alone? 35 00:01:53,784 --> 00:01:56,247 Oh, Zuri, you're too young to go to the park alone. 36 00:01:56,247 --> 00:01:57,618 Besides, it's not like I embarrass you. 37 00:01:58,689 --> 00:02:00,221 Oh, my gosh, I embarrass you? 38 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:03,053 Think I'm bad? 39 00:02:03,053 --> 00:02:05,696 Try having a dad who lets you know it's time to come home by firing a cannon. 40 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,259 You want to talk embarrassing, 41 00:02:08,259 --> 00:02:11,962 every time I walk by the duck pond you make me put on floaties. 42 00:02:11,962 --> 00:02:13,464 Because I don't want you to fall in. 43 00:02:13,464 --> 00:02:15,566 It's only a foot deep! 44 00:02:15,566 --> 00:02:17,208 The ducks can stand up in it! 45 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:23,474 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) Great news! 46 00:02:23,474 --> 00:02:25,646 My drama teacher told me a local theater company 47 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,818 is having auditions for The Terrificks, 48 00:02:27,818 --> 00:02:30,150 and he said I should totes try out. 49 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,952 That's totes my favorite musical! 50 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:34,425 You know, when I was younger that show was on Broadway 51 00:02:34,425 --> 00:02:37,127 and I auditioned for the role of Demaryius. 52 00:02:37,127 --> 00:02:38,859 Did you get the part? 53 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:42,233 Yeah, but I turned it down 'cause my real dream was to become a butler. 54 00:02:44,295 --> 00:02:46,437 Why didn't my agent call me about The Terrificks? 55 00:02:46,437 --> 00:02:49,200 Maybe he thinks doing community theater is beneath me. 56 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:53,274 I doubt it, considering he submitted you for an ear wax commercial. 57 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:56,547 Hey, I came this close to being the face of excessive ear wax. 58 00:02:58,509 --> 00:03:01,482 Jessie, the part of Sarah is 16. 59 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:03,384 (GASPS) OMG. 60 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,316 But you could totally audition for my grandma. 61 00:03:06,817 --> 00:03:09,660 Or I could go weep in my bedroom. 62 00:03:09,660 --> 00:03:12,663 Hey, Bertram, since you are familiar with that musical, 63 00:03:12,663 --> 00:03:14,194 could you help Emma prepare? 64 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:17,368 Sure, but I'll have to clear my calendar. 65 00:03:17,368 --> 00:03:18,729 You're just going to the bathroom. 66 00:03:18,729 --> 00:03:20,631 Yeah, that's what I call "clearing my calendar." 67 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:28,439 I always wondered what was in the tunnels beneath our building. 68 00:03:28,439 --> 00:03:33,043 So much for my "pit of fire leading to the center of the earth" theory. 69 00:03:33,043 --> 00:03:36,417 Yes, you were really on to something there. 70 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,249 Now, keep a lookout for Mrs. Kipling. 71 00:03:38,249 --> 00:03:40,291 I saw her chase the rat down here. 72 00:03:40,291 --> 00:03:42,453 Wait, I thought we were looking for mole men. 73 00:03:42,453 --> 00:03:43,794 There is no such thing. 74 00:03:43,794 --> 00:03:45,496 Are there moles? Yes. 75 00:03:45,496 --> 00:03:46,927 Are there men? 76 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,158 Yes. 77 00:03:48,158 --> 00:03:50,301 Then who's to say there aren't mole men? 78 00:03:50,301 --> 00:03:52,132 Everyone! Everyone is to say! 79 00:03:54,204 --> 00:03:56,767 Oh, that must be Mrs. Kipling. 80 00:03:56,767 --> 00:04:00,040 Or a six foot mole with a thirst for human blood! 81 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,573 Do not be ridiculous. 82 00:04:02,573 --> 00:04:04,174 But, just in case, you first. 83 00:04:04,174 --> 00:04:06,116 Wait, what? No, stop it! 84 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,383 Hey, Ravi. How are things with Mrs. Kipling? 85 00:04:12,383 --> 00:04:15,526 She is not happy because I took away her dessert privileges 86 00:04:15,526 --> 00:04:17,588 for wandering around the city alone. 87 00:04:17,588 --> 00:04:20,491 By the way, I have plenty of chocolate covered cockroaches 88 00:04:20,491 --> 00:04:22,232 if you are ever peckish. 89 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,565 I will never be that peckish. 90 00:04:25,596 --> 00:04:27,568 Look, Ravi. 91 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:30,341 Your relationship with your lizard is none of my business, 92 00:04:30,341 --> 00:04:32,142 but maybe you should give her some slack? 93 00:04:32,142 --> 00:04:33,504 You mean like a longer leash? 94 00:04:33,504 --> 00:04:37,478 I tried that, she dragged me into oncoming traffic. 95 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:39,780 If it makes her happy to go out and hunt for food, 96 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:40,981 maybe you should let her. 97 00:04:41,652 --> 00:04:43,013 Perhaps you are right. 98 00:04:43,013 --> 00:04:45,456 She had such a delightful gleam in her eye 99 00:04:45,456 --> 00:04:47,888 when she was disemboweling vermin in that tunnel. 100 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,190 Aw! 101 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:51,522 This job gets weirder and weirder. 102 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:55,426 Jessie, I have a bone to pick with you. 103 00:04:55,426 --> 00:04:58,969 Okay, I have no idea how Bertram gets the bones in the mashed potatoes. 104 00:04:58,969 --> 00:05:02,002 No. I mean, you just told Ravi 105 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,405 he should let Mrs. Kipling have her freedom, 106 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:07,077 but you won't let me go to the park alone. 107 00:05:07,077 --> 00:05:09,510 Don't I deserve the same treatment as a lizard? 108 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:10,581 That's the point. 109 00:05:10,581 --> 00:05:12,182 She's a lizard, and you're not. 110 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:17,518 Anyway, I promise to meet my friends, 111 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:19,750 and we will all stick together. 112 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:21,021 Please, Jessie? 113 00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:23,594 (SIGHING) Okay. 114 00:05:23,594 --> 00:05:25,726 You are a good kid, and I should trust you. 115 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,728 Thanks, Jessie. 116 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:30,731 It would just make me feel a lot better if you had razor sharp teeth 117 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,463 and poisonous saliva. 118 00:05:32,463 --> 00:05:33,734 And who says I don't? 119 00:05:36,667 --> 00:05:40,671 Wow, you actually found a game more boring than 120 00:05:40,671 --> 00:05:44,815 Call of Algebra: Decimals of Doom. 121 00:05:44,815 --> 00:05:48,348 I will have you know, the cubic polynomial level on that game 122 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,721 is quite the thrill ride. 123 00:05:50,721 --> 00:05:54,284 Uh, this from the kid who wet himself on the escalator at the mall. 124 00:05:54,284 --> 00:05:56,457 It was going way too fast. 125 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:58,389 (LAUGHING) 126 00:05:58,389 --> 00:06:00,831 RAVI: I attached a GPS to Mrs. Kipling, 127 00:06:00,831 --> 00:06:02,693 so I can track her on my Facepage. 128 00:06:02,693 --> 00:06:06,096 This way she can enjoy her freedom in the tunnels, and I can watch over her. 129 00:06:06,096 --> 00:06:07,698 (BEEPING) 130 00:06:07,698 --> 00:06:10,441 Whoa, Ravi, you just got a friend request! 131 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,103 (BEEPING) 132 00:06:13,103 --> 00:06:15,245 (CHUCKLING) Lots of requests! 133 00:06:15,245 --> 00:06:19,249 I am blowing up like an unattended Bunsen burner on high! 134 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:23,614 Oh, look. Mrs. Kipling is heading towards the park. 135 00:06:23,614 --> 00:06:26,617 Those tunnels must lead all over the city. 136 00:06:26,617 --> 00:06:29,289 I hope she does not eat too many hotdogs. 137 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:31,662 I hope she doesn't eat too many hotdog vendors. 138 00:06:35,526 --> 00:06:38,569 ♪ B-b-b-b Bumble bee That's right. 139 00:06:38,569 --> 00:06:41,432 ♪ B-b-b-b Bumble bee Follow the bee. 140 00:06:41,432 --> 00:06:43,534 ♪ B-b-b-b Bumble bee ♪ 141 00:06:43,534 --> 00:06:46,607 We've been doing this for 30 minutes, and I still don't see a bee. 142 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:49,109 That's the name of the vocal warm-up. 143 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:52,443 Wait, did you actually think we were following bees? 144 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:54,585 No. 145 00:06:55,646 --> 00:06:58,989 Bertram, we've been doing warm-ups all day. 146 00:06:58,989 --> 00:07:01,952 First, I gargled salt water, which I accidentally swallowed. 147 00:07:01,952 --> 00:07:05,626 Then I hummed with a mouthful of marbles, which I also swallowed. 148 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:08,729 And then we did some weird exercise where you pushed on my stomach. 149 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:11,231 That was the Heimlich maneuver. You were choking on a marble. 150 00:07:12,603 --> 00:07:14,835 Listen, I appreciate all the help, 151 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,436 but can we stop for today? 152 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,709 Nope. Now it's time to work out your body. 153 00:07:18,709 --> 00:07:21,211 In The Terrificks, your character spends Act Two 154 00:07:21,211 --> 00:07:23,714 in a 20-pound wig shaped like the moon. 155 00:07:23,714 --> 00:07:24,815 Why? 156 00:07:24,815 --> 00:07:27,918 It's a metaphor for her loneliness. 157 00:07:27,918 --> 00:07:32,783 Well, maybe she wouldn't be so lonely if she didn't have giant, moon-shaped hair. 158 00:07:32,783 --> 00:07:35,756 Hey, when I auditioning, I was in peak physical condition. 159 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:36,757 What happened? 160 00:07:38,689 --> 00:07:41,562 Four kids, a lizard and funnel cakes. 161 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:51,802 Look, Jessie, I am up to 5,000 followers on Facepage! 162 00:07:51,802 --> 00:07:54,705 I always told you you'd be popular one day. Oh. 163 00:07:54,705 --> 00:07:58,549 Of course, when I said that, I was just being nice. But who knew? 164 00:07:58,549 --> 00:08:01,151 It is all because of my adventurous lizard. 165 00:08:01,151 --> 00:08:04,484 Which is why I have re-named my page "Katch Kipling." 166 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,116 I spelled catch with a "K." 167 00:08:06,116 --> 00:08:07,858 I am not comfortable with misspellings, 168 00:08:07,858 --> 00:08:10,160 but it appears to be the thing to do on social media. 169 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,262 (CHUCKLING) 170 00:08:12,262 --> 00:08:14,965 Look! They want to take a picture with me. 171 00:08:14,965 --> 00:08:17,668 I finally get to take a selfie with not just my... 172 00:08:17,668 --> 00:08:18,829 Selfie! (CHUCKLING) 173 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,501 (CAMERA CLICKING) 174 00:08:24,835 --> 00:08:28,438 Uh, Jessie, don't take this the wrong way, 175 00:08:28,438 --> 00:08:31,882 but when you said I could play with friends unsupervised, 176 00:08:31,882 --> 00:08:33,143 you weren't one of those friends. 177 00:08:33,143 --> 00:08:34,645 Zuri, if you're gonna be in the park alone, 178 00:08:34,645 --> 00:08:36,747 we have to go over some basic safety rules. 179 00:08:36,747 --> 00:08:38,719 Hanging out with your friends isn't all fun and games, you know. 180 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:41,952 I'm beginning to think this is why no one liked you growing up. 181 00:08:41,952 --> 00:08:43,824 I was also a huge tattletale. 182 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:46,827 Look, I just want to go over some basic do's and don'ts 183 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,959 to prepare you for any emergency. 184 00:08:48,959 --> 00:08:50,831 Fine, but hurry. 185 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:54,064 I'm losing serious street cred hanging out with my nanny. 186 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:55,706 Okay. 187 00:08:55,706 --> 00:08:58,268 What if a stranger comes up and offers you candy? 188 00:08:58,268 --> 00:08:59,770 What kind of candy? 189 00:09:00,971 --> 00:09:02,072 It doesn't matter. 190 00:09:02,072 --> 00:09:05,475 Of course it does. I hate nuts. 191 00:09:05,475 --> 00:09:08,518 Zuri, you're not supposed to take anything from anyone. Got it? 192 00:09:08,518 --> 00:09:10,180 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 193 00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:13,884 So if Reba comes over and offers me a record deal, I can't take it? 194 00:09:13,884 --> 00:09:16,486 Fine. You can take a record deal from Reba. 195 00:09:18,188 --> 00:09:20,260 What if she also gives me candy? 196 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,632 Enough with the candy! 197 00:09:22,933 --> 00:09:24,064 Uh! Help! 198 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,396 He's chasing me! And making me sing! 199 00:09:26,396 --> 00:09:27,798 I'll protect you. 200 00:09:27,798 --> 00:09:29,770 See, Zuri, Emma came to the park alone 201 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,371 and now some creepy old man is chasing her. 202 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,904 And making her sing? 203 00:09:33,904 --> 00:09:38,008 Emma, I'm doubting your commitment to this audition. 204 00:09:38,008 --> 00:09:41,852 Do you want to work, or just stand here and hang out with Jessie? 205 00:09:41,852 --> 00:09:43,654 Aw, they're both so painful. 206 00:09:44,855 --> 00:09:46,857 If I were you, I'd keep running. 207 00:09:46,857 --> 00:09:48,659 B-b-b-b-b-b-bye! 208 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,562 Well, I'm feeling unappreciated today. 209 00:09:52,562 --> 00:09:53,764 Tell me about it. 210 00:09:53,764 --> 00:09:56,496 After Emma twisted her ankle on mile five, 211 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:57,728 I gave her a sip of water. 212 00:09:57,728 --> 00:09:59,529 Not even a thank you. 213 00:09:59,529 --> 00:10:01,001 That ungrateful wimp. 214 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,674 Step aside, while I peel out. 215 00:10:05,075 --> 00:10:07,938 It's like I'm watching Sons of Anarchy, Season 40. 216 00:10:11,842 --> 00:10:13,944 Oh, look, Maggie Murphy has friended me. 217 00:10:13,944 --> 00:10:16,717 She is the cutest girl in school. 218 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,789 Ravi, she's the school nurse. 219 00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:20,821 I know. 220 00:10:22,893 --> 00:10:24,424 Look at all these cool pictures 221 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:26,857 people are posting as Mrs. K slithers around New York! 222 00:10:28,899 --> 00:10:30,831 Where did that come from? 223 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,432 (CHUCKLING) Oh, my bad. 224 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,765 I was supposed to email that to the school yearbook staff. 225 00:10:36,807 --> 00:10:39,569 Ugh, I wish I could put a GPS on Zuri. 226 00:10:39,569 --> 00:10:42,072 Jessie, you're such a helicopter nanny. 227 00:10:42,072 --> 00:10:43,714 Wh... No, I'm not! 228 00:10:43,714 --> 00:10:49,119 Oh, really? You once followed us in an actual helicopter! 229 00:10:49,119 --> 00:10:51,551 How could you tell that was me? I was wearing a disguise. 230 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,884 How many gorillas can fly a helicopter? 231 00:10:55,826 --> 00:10:58,729 It was all I could find on short notice. 232 00:10:58,729 --> 00:11:01,762 But that does give me a really good idea of how to spy on Zuri! 233 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,965 Oh, check it out! 234 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,967 Thanks to my Katch Kipling page, 235 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,039 I am becoming a celebrity. 236 00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:11,872 You finally found the kind of people who want to be your friend. 237 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,403 People who haven't met you. 238 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,146 I will take it. 239 00:11:16,146 --> 00:11:18,048 Great. Let's check out where Mrs. Kipling is now. 240 00:11:19,649 --> 00:11:21,952 Wait a minute, according to this, 241 00:11:21,952 --> 00:11:24,114 Mrs. Kipling is in our living room. 242 00:11:24,114 --> 00:11:26,787 She is supposed to be on the streets of New York getting me, 243 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,589 I mean us, more fans. 244 00:11:31,962 --> 00:11:33,824 Oh, Mrs. Kipling, 245 00:11:33,824 --> 00:11:37,127 you should be out and about with your adoring public. 246 00:11:39,269 --> 00:11:40,600 (CROAKING) 247 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,933 Oh, come on. 248 00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:46,406 I just booked you to sing the national anthem at Yankee Stadium. 249 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,408 (CROAKING) 250 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,481 Oh, do not worry. Everybody lip syncs. 251 00:11:53,143 --> 00:11:55,786 Dude, looks like Mrs. K is just done running around the city. 252 00:11:55,786 --> 00:11:57,087 Well, tough toe nails! 253 00:11:57,087 --> 00:11:59,249 She needs to get her tough toe nails out there! 254 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,923 Get going, you lazy swamp sloth! 255 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,825 (CROAKING) 256 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,297 How do you expect to move that lizard when you need help opening the fridge? 257 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,734 Thank you. 258 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,666 Uh, hello. 259 00:12:16,666 --> 00:12:18,869 My name is Jessie and you are mighty fine. 260 00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:21,972 Oh. No, no, no. 261 00:12:21,972 --> 00:12:23,814 Ugh! 262 00:12:23,814 --> 00:12:25,916 Why'd I have to meet a cute guy when I look like Betty White's older sister? 263 00:12:28,018 --> 00:12:29,079 Oh. (LAUGHING) 264 00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:32,322 Hello, little girl. 265 00:12:32,322 --> 00:12:34,925 Hi, can you pass me my ball, please? 266 00:12:34,925 --> 00:12:36,156 Of course. 267 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:38,058 Aren't you the cutest thing! 268 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,060 Would you like some candy? 269 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:43,193 You'll like it. It doesn't have nuts. 270 00:12:43,193 --> 00:12:46,766 How do you know I don't like nuts? 271 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:50,600 You just look like a no nut kinda girl. 272 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:55,105 Okay. If you'll excuse me, ma'am, I've gotta go. 273 00:12:55,105 --> 00:12:56,646 (SNIFFING) 274 00:12:56,646 --> 00:12:59,079 The smell of baby powder is kinda making me dizzy. 275 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,481 Uh, think fast! 276 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,354 Say a bird swoops down and starts pecking at you. 277 00:13:04,354 --> 00:13:06,987 What do you do? The same thing I'm going to do now. 278 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:07,988 Run away. 279 00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:13,123 Excuse me, officer, this lady is bothering me. 280 00:13:13,123 --> 00:13:16,096 Oh, no, no, no, officer, I'm not a weird old lady, 281 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,427 I'm a sweet, young nanny. 282 00:13:17,427 --> 00:13:19,729 Who's just doing a weird thing. 283 00:13:21,331 --> 00:13:24,134 Uh, would you like some candy? 284 00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:25,775 No? Okay. 285 00:13:25,775 --> 00:13:26,977 (GRUNTING) 286 00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:30,540 Stupid orthopedic shoes! 287 00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:31,912 Now I really do need a new hip. 288 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,088 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 289 00:13:38,088 --> 00:13:39,719 (ALL LAUGHING) 290 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,191 There you are. 291 00:13:41,191 --> 00:13:43,753 So instead of working, you're hanging out with your friends. 292 00:13:43,753 --> 00:13:46,526 Well, I could hang out with my friends, too. 293 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,129 Ladles don't count. 294 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,932 At least Larry got me something for my birthday. 295 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,133 Granted, it was gravy, 296 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,464 which is what he always gets me. 297 00:13:54,464 --> 00:13:56,266 But it's the thought that counts! 298 00:13:56,266 --> 00:14:00,010 See? You thought I was making this stuff up. 299 00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:03,043 You need to keep rehearsing or you're gonna fail that audition. 300 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,975 And you know what happens to failures? 301 00:14:04,975 --> 00:14:08,979 Yes. They end up torturing innocent kids and ordering Gouda in bulk. 302 00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:11,751 It's cheaper that way. 303 00:14:12,983 --> 00:14:14,584 Now, let's get back to work. 304 00:14:14,584 --> 00:14:16,786 Send your friends home, and let's follow that bee. 305 00:14:17,087 --> 00:14:18,358 No! 306 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,131 I was hoping this would be fun, but it's not. 307 00:14:21,531 --> 00:14:22,993 I quit! 308 00:14:22,993 --> 00:14:25,635 I hope you swallow that bee and it stings your sarcophagus. 309 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,701 There is no bee! 310 00:14:35,345 --> 00:14:36,977 (CROAKING) 311 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,348 Oh, hey, Mrs. K. 312 00:14:38,348 --> 00:14:40,210 I'm watching you crawl through Chinatown. 313 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,752 If you want some really good dim sum... 314 00:14:42,752 --> 00:14:44,985 (CROAKING) 315 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:48,058 Wait a minute, if you're here, then who's wandering around New York? 316 00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:52,822 Ravi? 317 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,696 Ravi, I know you're down here. 318 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,898 Unless you were captured by mole men. 319 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,232 In which case I was right! 320 00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:04,204 And I should probably start running. 321 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,006 Luke? Moles! 322 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,310 What are you doing down here? 323 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,212 I should be asking you that question. 324 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,514 Well, I could not let my followers down, 325 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:18,618 so I've attached a GPS to this fake Mrs. Kipling I had made. 326 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,021 Wow, that is so life-like. 327 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,023 That is real blood on her lips. 328 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,555 Which is probably why I'm dizzy right now. 329 00:15:25,555 --> 00:15:26,756 I should have had a cookie. 330 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,700 Now if you'll excuse us, 331 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:33,463 we have to go photobomb Donald Trump. 332 00:15:33,463 --> 00:15:36,206 Ravi, I think you've taken this thing too far. 333 00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:38,508 Well... What is wrong with traveling through the sewers 334 00:15:38,508 --> 00:15:41,141 with a giant fake lizard for the enjoyment of strangers? 335 00:15:42,412 --> 00:15:44,014 Seriously, you can't hear it? 336 00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:47,917 Look, I get it. 337 00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:49,379 For once you were popular. 338 00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:50,520 Exactly. 339 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,182 And I do not want it to end. 340 00:15:52,182 --> 00:15:55,185 I have so enjoyed basking in the limelight. 341 00:15:55,185 --> 00:15:57,527 Look, Ravi, you're a great guy, 342 00:15:57,527 --> 00:16:00,090 and one day people will appreciate you for you, 343 00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:01,161 and not for your lizard. 344 00:16:02,392 --> 00:16:03,833 Thank you, brother. 345 00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:06,836 But I can still use Mrs. Kipling to get chicks, right? 346 00:16:06,836 --> 00:16:08,038 Yeah. (CHUCKLING) 347 00:16:08,598 --> 00:16:09,569 Still. 348 00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:14,204 Now let us head home. Okay. 349 00:16:14,204 --> 00:16:16,106 Wait... Ravi, home is this way. 350 00:16:16,106 --> 00:16:17,547 No, it is this way. 351 00:16:21,051 --> 00:16:22,282 Uh. Oh. 352 00:16:26,816 --> 00:16:27,957 Hey, Bertram. 353 00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,090 Jessie? 354 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:34,324 Wow, this job has really aged you. 355 00:16:34,324 --> 00:16:37,097 You should talk. You got winded riding a scooter in the park. 356 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,101 Emma decided not to audition. 357 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,273 If she doesn't at least try for this part, 358 00:16:43,273 --> 00:16:45,475 she'll gonna regret it for the rest of her life. 359 00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:47,937 Bertram, do you think maybe you're working Emma so hard 360 00:16:47,937 --> 00:16:49,579 because you have regrets? 361 00:16:49,579 --> 00:16:51,311 Pfft, no. 362 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,213 (SCOFFS) That is crazy. 363 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,845 You're crazy! (CHUCKLING) 364 00:16:55,845 --> 00:16:57,747 I'd argue, but look at me. 365 00:16:58,848 --> 00:17:00,950 Okay, the truth is, 366 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:04,894 sometimes, I do wonder what my life would've been like if I'd gotten that part. 367 00:17:04,894 --> 00:17:07,297 Yeah, I mean, you could have won a Tony award. 368 00:17:07,297 --> 00:17:09,399 Been a huge success, with fame and fortune... 369 00:17:09,399 --> 00:17:11,231 Thanks. I feel so much better. 370 00:17:13,263 --> 00:17:16,566 Bertram, you can't live in the past. 371 00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:18,108 You're right. 372 00:17:18,108 --> 00:17:20,540 Emma was so happy about auditioning for that play, 373 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,412 and I ruined it for her. 374 00:17:22,412 --> 00:17:24,974 Well, it's not too late. You can still fix things. 375 00:17:25,475 --> 00:17:26,476 Thanks, Jessie. 376 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:28,948 Hmm. 377 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:32,322 I guess it is true. With age does come wisdom. 378 00:17:32,322 --> 00:17:35,385 It also comes with a mean case of girdle rash. 379 00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:37,557 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 380 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,490 (SHRIEKING) I can't believe you followed me home! 381 00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:43,093 Stranger danger! Stranger danger! 382 00:17:43,093 --> 00:17:45,295 No, no. Zuri, stop! It's me, Jessie! 383 00:17:45,295 --> 00:17:47,367 Ow! I just took a rook to the rump. 384 00:17:49,399 --> 00:17:51,000 Jessie? 385 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,273 Why are you dressed like that? 386 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:57,477 Wow, you will do anything to get that senior citizen discount at the movies. 387 00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:01,411 No, I dressed like this to spy on you. 388 00:18:01,411 --> 00:18:02,712 But that's not a bad idea. 389 00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:05,955 Why would you spy on me? 390 00:18:05,955 --> 00:18:06,956 (SIGHING) 391 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,560 Because I was worried. 392 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,293 I wanted to make sure I could trust you to handle yourself. 393 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,225 And now I know I can. 394 00:18:15,225 --> 00:18:17,397 Thanks, Jessie, for always being there. 395 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,028 Even when I don't want you there. 396 00:18:19,028 --> 00:18:20,230 (BOTH LAUGHING) 397 00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,271 Give granny some sugar. 398 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:26,776 Oh, and by the way, you make a pretty good old lady. 399 00:18:26,776 --> 00:18:28,378 You even got the smell down. 400 00:18:28,378 --> 00:18:29,809 Oh! Oh. 401 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,312 I, I didn't do anything to change my smell. 402 00:18:37,387 --> 00:18:39,649 Hey, I've been looking for you. 403 00:18:39,649 --> 00:18:41,421 I told you, I quit. 404 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,852 Do you want me to sing it to you 405 00:18:42,852 --> 00:18:44,594 while you chase me around the park on a granny scooter? 406 00:18:46,256 --> 00:18:50,160 Emma, I owe you an apology. 407 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,833 I wanted the part in The Terrificks so bad when I was young, 408 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,005 I just wanted it for you, too. 409 00:18:56,005 --> 00:18:57,307 At any cost. 410 00:18:57,307 --> 00:18:58,408 I'll say. 411 00:18:58,408 --> 00:19:00,210 The stress gave me stomach pains. 412 00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:01,541 That might be the marbles. 413 00:19:03,112 --> 00:19:05,114 Yeah, I should really see a doctor. 414 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:10,450 What I didn't teach you is how wonderful musical theater is. 415 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,922 It's exciting and rewarding. 416 00:19:12,922 --> 00:19:16,826 And it would be a shame if you didn't experience that. 417 00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:18,888 Please audition for this part. 418 00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:23,132 Okay, I will. 419 00:19:23,132 --> 00:19:24,734 But only if you audition with me. 420 00:19:25,635 --> 00:19:26,796 Really? 421 00:19:26,796 --> 00:19:28,167 Yeah. 422 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,869 You should read for the role of the cranky uncle. 423 00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:32,572 Oh, okay. Deal! 424 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,345 (CHUCKLING) Well... 425 00:19:35,345 --> 00:19:37,076 You really think I could pull off cranky? 426 00:19:39,048 --> 00:19:40,810 Yeah, I think it's in your wheelhouse. 427 00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:41,881 Yeah? 428 00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:46,816 I can't believe we're lost below the streets of New York. 429 00:19:46,816 --> 00:19:49,219 On the bright side, when we die of starvation 430 00:19:49,219 --> 00:19:51,321 we will already be underground. 431 00:19:52,422 --> 00:19:54,524 (CROAKING) 432 00:19:54,524 --> 00:19:57,166 Mrs. Kipling! You have come to save us! 433 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,173 I apologize, my dear friend. 434 00:20:04,173 --> 00:20:07,637 This all started because I wanted you to have fun hunting. 435 00:20:07,637 --> 00:20:11,411 But I let my newfound popularity drive a wedge between us. 436 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:14,544 Can you ever forgive me? (CROAKING) 437 00:20:14,544 --> 00:20:15,785 (CLEARING THROAT) 438 00:20:15,785 --> 00:20:18,488 Okay, I don't mean to interrupt this super sweet, 439 00:20:18,488 --> 00:20:20,390 super weird reunion, 440 00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:21,991 but can we get out of here? 441 00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:23,493 Oh, absolutely! 442 00:20:23,493 --> 00:20:25,925 Mrs. Kipling, lead the way. 443 00:20:27,997 --> 00:20:29,499 Yeah, let's boogie. 444 00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:31,200 I hear mole men are night feeders. 445 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:40,239 Hi, I'm Emma Ross, and I'm auditioning for Sarah. 446 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,543 I'm Bertram Winkle and I'm auditioning for cranky uncle. 447 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,815 A role he's been preparing for his whole life. 448 00:20:46,976 --> 00:20:48,418 Are you ready? Let's do this. 449 00:20:53,022 --> 00:20:54,954 ♪ I want to be foolish 450 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,926 ♪ I want to explore 451 00:20:56,926 --> 00:20:58,488 ♪ I wish I knew less 452 00:20:58,488 --> 00:21:01,190 ♪ And I wish I knew more 453 00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:03,393 ♪ The wonder of childhood 454 00:21:03,393 --> 00:21:05,064 ♪ The wisdom of age 455 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:09,739 ♪ They tell me be patient You're just at that stage 456 00:21:09,739 --> 00:21:11,401 They're good. I know, right. 457 00:21:11,401 --> 00:21:13,603 ♪ The colors are fading 458 00:21:13,603 --> 00:21:15,305 ♪ The colors are bold 459 00:21:15,305 --> 00:21:17,276 ♪ My hair has gone silver 460 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,449 ♪ But your heart's made of gold 461 00:21:19,449 --> 00:21:24,554 ♪ You don't have to always Believe what you're told 462 00:21:24,554 --> 00:21:31,561 ♪ The trick is to grow up Without growing old 463 00:21:31,561 --> 00:21:38,398 ♪ The trick is to grow up Without growing old ♪ 464 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,200 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 465 00:21:44,634 --> 00:21:46,406 That was amazing! 466 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,707 (SOBBING) 467 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:51,511 Whatever, it was okay. 468 00:21:52,842 --> 00:21:54,344 Did you like it, Zuri? 469 00:21:54,344 --> 00:21:56,486 I kinda missed it. 470 00:21:56,486 --> 00:21:57,617 I fell in the duck pond. 471 00:21:58,618 --> 00:21:59,519 Ha! Told ya! 472 00:22:02,592 --> 00:22:05,254 I'm glad everything worked out with Zuri and Mrs. Kipling. 473 00:22:05,254 --> 00:22:07,827 I can't believe how fast our kids are growing up. 474 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,730 Yes, soon they will be driving, dating, 475 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:13,102 shedding their tails. 476 00:22:13,102 --> 00:22:16,366 By the way, I was wondering if I might borrow your make-up kit? 477 00:22:16,366 --> 00:22:19,138 Why, does Mrs. Kipling have a date already? 478 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:21,641 No, it is for another creature. 479 00:22:23,012 --> 00:22:24,013 Ravi? 480 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,016 Ravi, are you down here? 481 00:22:27,577 --> 00:22:29,218 (GROWLING) 482 00:22:29,218 --> 00:22:30,850 (SHRIEKING) It's a mole man! 483 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,622 (CAMERA CLICKING) Ha! 484 00:22:32,622 --> 00:22:35,585 This is definitely going in the yearbook. 485 00:22:37,086 --> 00:22:39,829 Wait a minute. Ravi? 486 00:22:39,829 --> 00:22:41,431 Yes, it is I. 487 00:22:41,431 --> 00:22:42,462 You're a mole man? 488 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:45,294 Oh, they got you! No!