1 00:00:00,431 --> 00:00:02,833 ♪♪ 2 00:00:06,177 --> 00:00:08,909 So, is everybody up for a nice quiet evening at home? 3 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:12,043 Not that I seem to have any other kind of evening. 4 00:00:12,043 --> 00:00:14,845 Actually, it will be anything but quiet for me. 5 00:00:14,845 --> 00:00:18,249 Tonight, an asteroid will be passing very close to Earth, 6 00:00:18,249 --> 00:00:21,422 and my stargazing club is meeting in the park to observe it. 7 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:22,223 Par-tay! 8 00:00:24,255 --> 00:00:26,127 Turn down for telescopes. 9 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,660 There is also a young lady in our group 10 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:31,162 who I plan to ask out. 11 00:00:31,162 --> 00:00:33,003 She is quite the astro-babe. 12 00:00:33,003 --> 00:00:35,366 Oh, Ravi, I'm sure she'll say yes. 13 00:00:35,366 --> 00:00:37,968 But just in case, you may want to mention you're rich. 14 00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:42,213 Hey, Ravi, want me to come with and be your wingman? 15 00:00:42,213 --> 00:00:44,075 That would be awesome! 16 00:00:44,075 --> 00:00:45,546 I shall go grab my scope. 17 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,348 And put on my formfitting kurta. 18 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:48,779 I've been doing cha-cha aerobics. 19 00:00:52,083 --> 00:00:55,286 Oh, Luke, thanks for offering to be there for your brother. 20 00:00:55,286 --> 00:00:56,927 It's really sweet of you. Are you kidding? 21 00:00:56,927 --> 00:00:59,260 Ravi's going to ask a girl out. 22 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:00,691 I wouldn't want to miss that train wreck. 23 00:01:02,493 --> 00:01:05,766 I'll go fluff Ravi's crying pillow. 24 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:07,538 Oh, Jessie, I'm going out, too. 25 00:01:07,538 --> 00:01:09,370 Marcie's party starts at 10:00. 26 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:11,272 Huh, what a coincidence. 27 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:14,305 That's the exact same time as your curfew. 28 00:01:14,305 --> 00:01:16,947 Why do Ravi and Luke get to stay out all night 29 00:01:16,947 --> 00:01:18,349 and I can't? 30 00:01:18,349 --> 00:01:20,511 Because I know Marcie's parents are out of town. 31 00:01:20,511 --> 00:01:23,654 Besides, Ravi and Luke are going to be learning things, 32 00:01:23,654 --> 00:01:26,287 and you're going to be forgetting everything I taught you. 33 00:01:28,058 --> 00:01:30,121 This is so unfair! 34 00:01:30,121 --> 00:01:32,723 No, unfair is having to take your cousin to homecoming 35 00:01:32,723 --> 00:01:34,665 because no one else would ask them. 36 00:01:34,665 --> 00:01:36,497 That doesn't seem so bad. 37 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:37,828 She wore the same dress as me! 38 00:01:39,330 --> 00:01:42,373 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh 39 00:01:42,373 --> 00:01:45,876 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 40 00:01:45,876 --> 00:01:49,640 ♪ It feels like a party every day 41 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,843 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 42 00:01:52,843 --> 00:01:56,517 ♪ But they keep on pulling me every which way 43 00:01:56,517 --> 00:02:00,351 ♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie 44 00:02:00,351 --> 00:02:03,824 ♪ My whole world is changing Turning around 45 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:07,358 ♪ They got me going crazy Yeah, they're shaking the ground 46 00:02:07,358 --> 00:02:11,332 ♪ But they took a chance on the new girl in town 47 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:14,605 ♪ And I don't want to let them down, down, down 48 00:02:14,605 --> 00:02:16,267 ♪ Hey Jessie 49 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,770 ♪ Hey Jessie 50 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:25,476 ♪ It feels like a party every day 51 00:02:25,476 --> 00:02:29,180 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪ 52 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:37,888 Hi, Max, it's Jessie Prescott, your client. 53 00:02:37,888 --> 00:02:39,960 Your only client, ever. 54 00:02:41,131 --> 00:02:42,563 Please, please call me back. 55 00:02:43,894 --> 00:02:45,536 What's going on? 56 00:02:45,536 --> 00:02:47,037 I have a commercial audition tomorrow morning. 57 00:02:47,037 --> 00:02:48,799 My agent says the producers were impressed 58 00:02:48,799 --> 00:02:50,341 with one of the "special skills" on my resume. 59 00:02:51,101 --> 00:02:52,573 And the problem is? 60 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,545 He forgot to tell me which special skill, 61 00:02:54,545 --> 00:02:57,007 and half of them are lies. 62 00:02:57,007 --> 00:02:58,379 Well, if you can't reach your agent 63 00:02:58,379 --> 00:02:59,980 doesn't he have an office you can go to? 64 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:03,884 Yes, it's in his mother's knitting room. 65 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,786 I already stopped by and he wasn't there. 66 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:08,489 But on the bright side, I'm getting a homemade afghan for Christmas. 67 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:10,791 What are you guys up to? 68 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:13,424 We're going to watch this show called Found. 69 00:03:13,424 --> 00:03:16,096 It's about a bunch of people trapped on an island. 70 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:18,198 And none of them know how they got there. 71 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,400 It's a huge mystery. 72 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,672 Oh, kinda like how you keep collecting a paycheck 73 00:03:21,672 --> 00:03:23,203 for watching TV all day 74 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,676 and draining the world's cheese supply. 75 00:03:25,676 --> 00:03:29,039 Anyway, they're running a Found marathon. 76 00:03:29,039 --> 00:03:31,712 Culminating with a never-before aired season finale, 77 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,083 which according to the ads, 78 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:35,786 has an ending so shocking it will... 79 00:03:35,786 --> 00:03:39,420 BOTH: Blow your mind, mind, mind, mind! 80 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:43,454 Really? I couldn't care less, less, less. 81 00:03:43,454 --> 00:03:46,156 I have to learn how to do everything on my resume by tomorrow morning. 82 00:03:46,156 --> 00:03:48,629 Which includes, juggling, bird calling, 83 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:49,830 tap dancing... 84 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,802 Yikes, I hope it's not the heart surgery. 85 00:03:51,802 --> 00:03:53,804 How am I supposed to practice that? 86 00:03:53,804 --> 00:03:55,406 Not it. Hmm. 87 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:02,343 Way to rock that lens satchel, Miss Nussbaum! 88 00:04:05,316 --> 00:04:07,648 Did you know asteroids contain material 89 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:09,620 from the birth of the universe? 90 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:11,682 Oh, it is beautiful, is it not? 91 00:04:11,682 --> 00:04:14,355 Speaking of beautiful, check out this cute giant! 92 00:04:17,488 --> 00:04:19,690 Oh, she's normal size. 93 00:04:19,690 --> 00:04:21,392 Even better! 94 00:04:21,392 --> 00:04:23,564 Hey. I'm going to go ask her out. 95 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:25,796 No, that was the girl I was going to ask... 96 00:04:25,796 --> 00:04:27,598 Hi, I'm Luke 97 00:04:27,598 --> 00:04:30,601 and I think you're out of this world. 98 00:04:30,601 --> 00:04:31,942 (CHUCKLES) 99 00:04:31,942 --> 00:04:33,904 Space flirting, nice. 100 00:04:33,904 --> 00:04:35,105 I'm Heidi. 101 00:04:35,105 --> 00:04:37,277 And I am going to die alone. 102 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:44,114 Did you know asteroids contain material from the birth of the universe? 103 00:04:45,556 --> 00:04:47,718 Can you believe what just went down? 104 00:04:47,718 --> 00:04:49,560 Homeboy cold stole my line! 105 00:04:53,424 --> 00:04:55,926 Dude, that girl totally likes me. 106 00:04:55,926 --> 00:04:58,799 She wants to show me her nebula filter! 107 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:03,033 That is a telescope accessory, you nimrod. 108 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:06,877 And Heidi was supposed to be my girl. 109 00:05:07,638 --> 00:05:08,879 Oh! 110 00:05:08,879 --> 00:05:10,641 I'm sorry. 111 00:05:10,641 --> 00:05:13,083 Well, at least you still have Miss Nussbaum. 112 00:05:26,757 --> 00:05:27,998 Good thing I didn't start with the chain saws. 113 00:05:31,261 --> 00:05:34,034 Emma! I told you you're not allowed to go to that party. 114 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,766 Party? 115 00:05:35,766 --> 00:05:37,638 I'm not going to a party, 116 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:39,770 I'm sleepwalking. 117 00:05:39,770 --> 00:05:41,942 Shh, don't wake me, it's dangerous. 118 00:05:44,014 --> 00:05:46,447 So is lying to your nanny. 119 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:50,751 Fine, I'll just go to the kitchen for a snack. 120 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:53,424 Don't even think about trying to sneak out the back door. 121 00:05:53,424 --> 00:05:56,557 Mrs. Kipling's guarding it, and I bought her loyalty with rats. 122 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:59,089 Ugh! That lizard is such a snake! 123 00:06:02,032 --> 00:06:03,063 Zestie! 124 00:06:05,536 --> 00:06:08,168 What in blazes is going on up here? 125 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:10,170 You know condo board laws 126 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:13,203 clearly state "No Riverdancing after 10:00 p.m." 127 00:06:14,244 --> 00:06:16,246 I'm sorry. I have a big audition 128 00:06:16,246 --> 00:06:18,749 and I'm just brushing up on some of my special skills. 129 00:06:18,749 --> 00:06:21,652 Oh, well in that case, dear, please continue. 130 00:06:21,652 --> 00:06:22,753 Really? No! 131 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:27,087 Be silent or be sorry! 132 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,690 Not as sorry as your mirror. 133 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,792 This is now my favorite show! 134 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:35,496 Let's keep watching. We have still hours of episodes before the finale. 135 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,828 Are you sure you can stay awake? 136 00:06:37,828 --> 00:06:40,531 After all, you need a nap every 30 minutes 137 00:06:40,531 --> 00:06:41,672 or you get cranky. 138 00:06:41,672 --> 00:06:42,733 (GRUMBLES) 139 00:06:42,733 --> 00:06:44,174 I mean, crankier. 140 00:06:45,335 --> 00:06:46,777 I know. 141 00:06:46,777 --> 00:06:49,910 I've never stayed awake for more than six hours in a row. 142 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:53,413 Watching this marathon will be my Everest. 143 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,285 That is just sad. 144 00:07:02,192 --> 00:07:03,193 (CHUCKLES) 145 00:07:04,795 --> 00:07:05,796 (GASPS) 146 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,599 I hope I don't fall. 147 00:07:08,599 --> 00:07:10,601 It's hard to flirt in a full body cast. 148 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,737 I've always been interested in gastronomy. 149 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:18,038 That's food. 150 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:21,642 Where? On my shirt? 151 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:24,475 Ah, don't worry, you'll get used to that. 152 00:07:25,976 --> 00:07:27,578 Luke... Ow! 153 00:07:29,379 --> 00:07:31,782 I have horrible news! 154 00:07:31,782 --> 00:07:33,754 Dude, make it quick. 155 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:36,386 I'm kinda working on something over here. 156 00:07:36,386 --> 00:07:37,788 Yes, with my honey! 157 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,131 And that was too loud. 158 00:07:42,693 --> 00:07:45,435 Look, I've found a secret government website, 159 00:07:45,435 --> 00:07:46,867 showing that the asteroid 160 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,540 is going to hit New York within the hour! 161 00:07:49,540 --> 00:07:52,402 Okay, if this was true, then why haven't they told anyone? 162 00:07:52,402 --> 00:07:56,977 Shh! Because they wish to avoid a widespread panic. 163 00:07:56,977 --> 00:08:00,180 That is why it is a secret. Right! 164 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,382 Just like they're keeping it a secret that the pyramids 165 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:04,585 were actually built by space dolphins. 166 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,287 Yes, just like that. 167 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,091 Look and see for yourself. 168 00:08:14,865 --> 00:08:18,068 (GASPS) Oh, my gosh! 169 00:08:18,068 --> 00:08:22,803 I told you so! It is bigger, is it not? Yeah. 170 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:26,537 And over here, Emma is hanging from our terrace! 171 00:08:27,978 --> 00:08:30,941 Correction, Emma was hanging from our terrace. 172 00:08:30,941 --> 00:08:34,044 (GASPING) She just fell into Mrs. Chesterfield's hot tub! 173 00:08:34,044 --> 00:08:37,447 (LAUGHING) Awesome! I love hocking loogies in there. 174 00:08:37,447 --> 00:08:38,989 It's one of my top ten favorite spots. 175 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,822 I have a blog. 176 00:08:44,795 --> 00:08:46,627 Dude, what's going to happen? 177 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,999 Well, Emma will surely be grounded 178 00:08:48,999 --> 00:08:53,634 for her insubordination, and... I meant, to Earth! 179 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:56,737 Right. We may not die from the impact, 180 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:59,770 but after many years, poisonous radiation will turn us 181 00:08:59,770 --> 00:09:03,814 into horribly disfigured slaves to our mutant lizard overlords. 182 00:09:04,274 --> 00:09:05,876 Oh! 183 00:09:05,876 --> 00:09:09,720 Oh, man! What should I do? A, be nicer to Mrs. Kipling. 184 00:09:11,381 --> 00:09:14,024 And B, just do what I did. 185 00:09:14,024 --> 00:09:18,358 Simply put on your aluminum foil long johns for protection. 186 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:20,060 When did you have time to do that? 187 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,062 While you were flirting with my lady! 188 00:09:23,634 --> 00:09:25,996 I have got to learn to dial down the theatrics. 189 00:09:27,598 --> 00:09:30,871 Okay, Ravi, unlike you, I don't own metal underpants! 190 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:33,974 But remind me to give you a wedgie with a magnet later. 191 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:37,908 Well, unless you want your first shower in years to be with radioactive dust, 192 00:09:37,908 --> 00:09:41,812 I suggest you improvise, man! Improvise! 193 00:09:41,812 --> 00:09:43,513 Ravi, we have to warn our family! 194 00:09:43,513 --> 00:09:45,315 I will take care of that. 195 00:09:45,315 --> 00:09:48,018 In the meantime, dig through the trash and outfit yourself 196 00:09:48,018 --> 00:09:49,820 with all the foil you can find. 197 00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:52,092 The dirtier the better. 198 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,524 For, um... Extra insulation. 199 00:09:55,866 --> 00:09:59,399 Thanks, Ravi. You're such a good brother. 200 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:02,803 Outta my way, star nerds! Coming through, excuse me. 201 00:10:04,635 --> 00:10:08,438 No wonder Luke likes to prank people. It is a hoot! 202 00:10:08,438 --> 00:10:09,940 (WHOOPING) 203 00:10:16,446 --> 00:10:17,788 Oh, gross. 204 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:19,720 Relish. 205 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,428 (BIRD CHIRPING) 206 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:31,802 (IMITATING BIRD) Whoa. 207 00:10:36,406 --> 00:10:39,810 Mrs. Chesterfield, are you here to take me to the dark side? 208 00:10:41,271 --> 00:10:43,774 It's my sleep apnea mask. 209 00:10:43,774 --> 00:10:48,118 This urchin fell into my hot tub just as I was settling into bed. 210 00:10:48,118 --> 00:10:50,881 Some bed. It's shaped like a heart, rotates, 211 00:10:50,881 --> 00:10:53,553 and plays the love theme from Titanic. 212 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:57,828 Good for you, for making it into one of the lifeboats. 213 00:10:57,828 --> 00:11:01,962 Just keep your child infestation from contaminating my apartment. 214 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,563 It's affecting my beauty sleep. 215 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,265 Clearly. 216 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,266 Ugh! 217 00:11:09,099 --> 00:11:12,472 Emma, where do you think you're going? 218 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:17,477 Can't a girl make sure her nice, sweet neighbor gets home safely? 219 00:11:19,509 --> 00:11:21,151 Yeah, even I didn't buy that. 220 00:11:23,053 --> 00:11:24,885 (YAWNS) 221 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,887 So what do you think they're going to find in that mysterious cave? 222 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,459 It must be the shocking reveal in the finale. 223 00:11:29,459 --> 00:11:32,062 We have to keep going so we can watch it live 224 00:11:32,062 --> 00:11:33,894 before we hear any spoilers. 225 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:37,067 I don't know how I'm going to be able to stay awake... 226 00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:40,670 (SNORING) Bertram, stay with me! 227 00:11:40,670 --> 00:11:43,133 Don't go into the night light! 228 00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:47,107 Wait! Stop shaking me. You're loosening my fillings. 229 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:50,841 I just have to find a way to stay up. (GASPING) 230 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,246 I was actually thinking more like coffee. 231 00:11:58,188 --> 00:12:01,321 (SCREAMING) 232 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,224 How did you know that wasn't hot? I didn't. 233 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,200 (PLAYING INSTRUMENT POORLY) 234 00:12:14,404 --> 00:12:17,407 That sounded nothing like the national anthem. 235 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,171 (CRYING) 236 00:12:21,171 --> 00:12:24,244 Luke? Why are you covered in tinfoil? And baba ghanoush? 237 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,181 (THUD) EMMA: Ow! 238 00:12:33,323 --> 00:12:36,957 Oh, someone put a plant in the elevator? What a lovely touch. 239 00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:42,863 Luke! What are you doing? 240 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:46,236 Getting tinfoil for my new girlfriend, so she doesn't die when the asteroid hits! 241 00:12:46,236 --> 00:12:48,068 Okay, well, have fun with that. 242 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:51,071 I'll just be here, finishing my list. 243 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:54,544 That's good, Jessie. You finish that bucket list. 244 00:12:56,807 --> 00:12:59,950 Oh, someone put a plant in the elevator. 245 00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:01,681 What a lovely touch. 246 00:13:04,815 --> 00:13:06,316 Hey, what are you... (SCREAMING) 247 00:13:09,019 --> 00:13:12,122 (PLAYING INSTRUMENT POORLY) (BANGING ON FLOOR) 248 00:13:12,122 --> 00:13:15,695 MRS. CHESTERFIELD: Is one of your special skills strangling a walrus? 249 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,898 Put a cork in it, Jessie! 250 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,301 I really should have rented this. 251 00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:27,637 It's here. The season finale. I can almost taste it. 252 00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:31,481 (SOBBING) What's wrong? 253 00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:33,844 I need to know what's in that cave! 254 00:13:33,844 --> 00:13:36,816 And I really need to pee. 255 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,020 I'm wearing a diaper. Where's your commitment? 256 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,091 Where's your dignity? 257 00:13:43,393 --> 00:13:45,355 (GROANING) Oh, come on! 258 00:13:45,355 --> 00:13:48,698 We already know what happened. We've been watching for hours and hours! 259 00:13:48,698 --> 00:13:52,832 I know! My eyes are so dry, they make a noise when I blink! 260 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,134 (BOINGING) 261 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:02,943 Heidi! Quick! Hold that. Okay, okay, okay. 262 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,945 Luke? What is wrong with you? 263 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:08,078 I'm not a sandwich you're saving for later. 264 00:14:08,078 --> 00:14:11,251 Okay, there's no time to explain, but the world is going to end! 265 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,383 Not as fast as this relationship! 266 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:18,188 Heidi, wait! Don't you want to live long enough to help me 267 00:14:18,188 --> 00:14:20,961 lead the resistance against our lizard overlords? 268 00:14:21,992 --> 00:14:23,393 (ALL LAUGHING) 269 00:14:25,195 --> 00:14:28,168 Looks like your attempt to steal Heidi from me was... 270 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,902 Foiled! 271 00:14:31,902 --> 00:14:35,545 Oh, dear puns. You always come through for me when I need you most. 272 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,210 Wait, what are you talking about? 273 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,212 Luke, it was all a prank. 274 00:14:42,212 --> 00:14:44,915 I played you like Paganini played the Stradivarius. 275 00:14:44,915 --> 00:14:48,118 So this whole thing was a trick? Correct. 276 00:14:48,118 --> 00:14:49,159 It burns, does it not? 277 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,162 Kinda. 278 00:14:52,162 --> 00:14:54,794 As your brother, I'm pretty ticked off. 279 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,497 But as a prank master, I'm super proud! 280 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,768 Props, bro! 281 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,102 Whoa! 282 00:15:04,134 --> 00:15:07,907 So, the asteroid's not gonna hit Earth? Hardly. 283 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,780 Look, if you multiply the trajectory of the asteroid 284 00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:14,614 by the angle of Earth's rotation, carry the twosie, 285 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,147 the asteroid is actually going to... (GASPING) 286 00:15:17,147 --> 00:15:20,750 Crash right into Central Park! Dude, come on. 287 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:24,254 You're not allowed to trick me again after I give you the combo handshake, bro-hug. 288 00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:25,655 That's a prank foul! 289 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,059 This is no prank! 290 00:15:29,059 --> 00:15:31,261 When was the last time I made a mathematical error? 291 00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:36,366 Oh, no, we're doomed! Good thing we're both wearing tinfoil. 292 00:15:36,366 --> 00:15:38,308 You dolt! 293 00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:42,642 The asteroid is going to blow us into a million pieces! 294 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:46,176 The foil will do nothing but ensure our remains are cooked evenly! 295 00:15:51,881 --> 00:15:55,325 We have to warn everyone in the park about the asteroid hurtling towards us! 296 00:15:55,325 --> 00:15:59,729 Not just the park. The blast radius includes all of Manhattan! 297 00:15:59,729 --> 00:16:03,833 And, somewhat less importantly, Queens. 298 00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:06,466 As long as it doesn't hit the Bronx or Yankee Stadium. 299 00:16:08,298 --> 00:16:10,200 Okay, we can warn the whole city. 300 00:16:13,243 --> 00:16:17,407 Ravi, do you know how to access a live satellite feed? 301 00:16:17,407 --> 00:16:18,878 Uh, like duh. 302 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,386 No! Stop! 303 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,787 (PLATES SHATTERING) 304 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:34,164 Bertram, good news! You don't have to do the dishes anymore. 305 00:16:36,826 --> 00:16:39,669 That's it, lassie. 306 00:16:39,669 --> 00:16:44,704 I have been banging on the ceiling with this broom for the last hour! 307 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,377 If you keep doing that, it's never going to fly again. 308 00:16:48,838 --> 00:16:50,210 How dare you! 309 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,183 Let's just see how sassy you are when the fuzz arrives. 310 00:16:53,183 --> 00:16:55,615 Is that what you call your flying monkeys? 311 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,348 That's what I call the police. The police? 312 00:16:58,348 --> 00:17:00,620 Mmm-hmm. Mrs. Chesterfield, please! 313 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,652 You have no idea the kind of night I've had. 314 00:17:02,652 --> 00:17:06,196 I've failed at juggling, plate spinning, music, bird calls 315 00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:09,559 and I even burned the taquitos I made as a snack. 316 00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:12,402 My audition is tomorrow and the only thing I've managed to do 317 00:17:12,402 --> 00:17:14,604 is get a bad case of sousaphone shoulder. 318 00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:18,508 I've never even heard of that. Neither had the urgent care nurse I called. 319 00:17:18,508 --> 00:17:21,371 She was very dismissive. 320 00:17:21,371 --> 00:17:25,575 So please, please just call off the police. Hmm. No can do. 321 00:17:25,575 --> 00:17:27,977 No, it's time you stopped keeping me up. 322 00:17:27,977 --> 00:17:30,019 And my little dog, too! 323 00:17:30,019 --> 00:17:31,281 (CACKLING) 324 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,254 Okay, now I hear it. 325 00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:42,462 Finally, it's here! 326 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,294 They're about to reveal what's in the cave! 327 00:17:45,695 --> 00:17:47,597 BOTH: No! 328 00:17:47,597 --> 00:17:49,139 Our show! 329 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,402 Hey, what's wrong? 330 00:17:52,402 --> 00:17:55,745 Is there some sort of competition in this house to see who can be the loudest? 331 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,248 Ooh, or the hunkiest? 332 00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:03,012 Okay, we are live. 333 00:18:03,012 --> 00:18:05,715 People of Earth! This is an emergency! 334 00:18:05,715 --> 00:18:07,387 This is not a test! 335 00:18:08,418 --> 00:18:11,891 (MOCK ALARM SOUNDS) 336 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,396 Stop it. 337 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:20,029 This is Ravi Gupta Balasubramanium Ross, 338 00:18:20,029 --> 00:18:23,503 president of the Stargazer Society. 339 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,506 Heed my warning! An asteroid is heading towards Earth! 340 00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:29,008 Find shelter! 341 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,541 Save your family, save your lizard! 342 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:33,543 Wrap yourself in tinfoil! 343 00:18:33,543 --> 00:18:36,386 Under no circumstances do that. 344 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:41,251 It is a total waste of time! 345 00:18:41,251 --> 00:18:44,524 Oh, what do I care? We are all doomed! 346 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:48,358 I see a long conversation with Christina in my future. 347 00:18:48,358 --> 00:18:51,461 But don't you just love that silver hat? 348 00:18:51,461 --> 00:18:53,803 Oh, I wonder if it comes with feathers? 349 00:18:54,404 --> 00:18:57,337 (MOCK ALARM SOUNDS) 350 00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:01,541 Ooh, are we on TV? 351 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:04,774 Hi, Marcie! I'm heading over to the party. 352 00:19:04,774 --> 00:19:06,746 Don't play my jam until I get there. 353 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:07,747 (WHOOPING) 354 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:12,422 Emma snuck out? That girl is toast! 355 00:19:12,422 --> 00:19:14,454 Apparently we're all toast! 356 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:18,428 Oh, please, only a complete dope would believe two goofy kids saying 357 00:19:18,428 --> 00:19:20,430 an asteroid is about to hit the Earth. 358 00:19:20,430 --> 00:19:21,931 Hello, Momuchka? 359 00:19:21,931 --> 00:19:25,735 I just wanted you to know that your wittle Bertie woves you! 360 00:19:25,735 --> 00:19:27,797 (SOBBING) 361 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,572 Luke, even though you stabbed me in the back 362 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,644 and tried to steal the girl of my dreams, 363 00:19:34,644 --> 00:19:37,307 I want you to know that I love you, brother. 364 00:19:37,307 --> 00:19:38,608 And I love you. 365 00:19:38,608 --> 00:19:40,179 Even though, because of your prank, 366 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,482 I'm going to die looking like a baked potato. 367 00:19:44,414 --> 00:19:46,456 How much time do we have? 368 00:19:46,456 --> 00:19:49,088 It says here that the asteroid will hit in... 369 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,621 Oh, my gosh, it is happening! 370 00:19:51,621 --> 00:19:53,623 Three, two, one... 371 00:19:54,924 --> 00:19:57,096 (SCREAMING) 372 00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:02,872 Ow? 373 00:20:05,074 --> 00:20:10,610 Oh, that was a tad anti-climactic. 374 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:14,444 (CHUCKLING) I forgot that objects break into tiny pieces 375 00:20:14,444 --> 00:20:16,416 when entering Earth's atmosphere. 376 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,617 Whoopsie! 377 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,988 (CROWD GROANS) 378 00:20:18,988 --> 00:20:23,623 Hey, people, even Einstein got a few things wrong! 379 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,255 Have you seen his hair? 380 00:20:32,201 --> 00:20:34,033 Uh... 381 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:37,166 We would like to apologize to the entire tri-state area 382 00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:40,410 for making everyone believe that they were going to die. 383 00:20:40,410 --> 00:20:43,773 (CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) Our bad. 384 00:20:43,773 --> 00:20:46,316 Up next, are news vans too easy to break into? 385 00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:49,319 Chaz Brockman has your story. Chaz? 386 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:54,824 Aw, man! We missed what was in the cave! 387 00:20:54,824 --> 00:20:58,127 I know, but I'm sure they'll rerun it again. 388 00:20:58,127 --> 00:21:01,090 We just have to avoid spoilers until then. 389 00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:02,792 Ooh, are you watching Found? 390 00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:04,664 My ex-husband is one of the producers. 391 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:07,737 He says at the end they find their own skeletons in the cave, 392 00:21:07,737 --> 00:21:09,739 and realize they've been dead the whole time. 393 00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:14,404 (BOTH SCREAMING) No! 394 00:21:14,404 --> 00:21:17,307 Mrs. Chesterfield, they stayed up all night to see that ending, 395 00:21:17,307 --> 00:21:19,849 and you just ruined it for them. Do you have something to say? 396 00:21:20,510 --> 00:21:21,881 Yes. 397 00:21:22,512 --> 00:21:24,884 Point Rhoda! 398 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,817 (PHONE RINGING) Oh, it's my agent. 399 00:21:28,518 --> 00:21:30,860 Max, finally... 400 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:33,062 I told you not to keep your phone in your back pocket! 401 00:21:33,062 --> 00:21:36,866 It always falls in when you go potty! Really? 402 00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,969 Oh, okay. Got it, thanks. 403 00:21:40,870 --> 00:21:42,432 So, what's the special skill? 404 00:21:42,432 --> 00:21:44,334 Tap dancing. 405 00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:45,935 How am I supposed to learn how to do that before tomorrow? 406 00:21:45,935 --> 00:21:48,077 If I taught you a tap routine, 407 00:21:48,077 --> 00:21:50,279 could you promise me a full day of silence? 408 00:21:50,279 --> 00:21:51,511 I didn't know you could tap dance. 409 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,242 (CHUCKLES) 410 00:21:53,242 --> 00:21:56,446 I wasn't crowned Miss Schenectady on looks alone! 411 00:21:56,446 --> 00:21:58,147 I also bribed the judges. 412 00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:04,554 Well, then sure! Right after I drag Emma home by her hair extensions. 413 00:22:05,455 --> 00:22:06,926 Thank you, Mrs. Chesterfield. 414 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,398 Aw, no touching! Okay. 415 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,831 (SNORING) 416 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,364 Oh, Bertie's so adorable. 417 00:22:14,364 --> 00:22:16,706 He's all sleepy bye. (CHUCKLES) 418 00:22:16,706 --> 00:22:18,668 I just want to squeeze his cheeks! 419 00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:23,342 Please tell me you mean his face. 420 00:22:27,677 --> 00:22:30,119 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 421 00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:35,555 Wings! Take it. 422 00:22:37,126 --> 00:22:40,590 Give it back! One, two, three... 423 00:22:40,590 --> 00:22:43,132 A one, two, three, four, five, big finish. 424 00:22:43,132 --> 00:22:45,064 Yeah! 425 00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:46,766 (BOTH LAUGH) 426 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:47,497 Okay. No. 427 00:22:48,938 --> 00:22:52,402 Well? What do you think? Make it stop! 428 00:22:53,503 --> 00:22:56,546 Please, just ground me! 429 00:22:56,546 --> 00:22:58,548 This'll teach you to sneak out. 430 00:22:58,548 --> 00:22:59,909 Now pipe down, or I'll make you listen to me 431 00:22:59,909 --> 00:23:02,512 play the sousaphone! 432 00:23:02,512 --> 00:23:05,184 Thanks again. You can thank me by being quiet, 433 00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:07,817 and keeping your rugrats out of my hot tub. 434 00:23:07,817 --> 00:23:09,819 What if I'd been in there having a soak? 435 00:23:09,819 --> 00:23:11,160 Well, then we would have heard, 436 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,322 "I'm melting, I'm melting!"