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♪♪
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So, is everybody up
for a nice quiet evening
at home?
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Not that I seem to have
any other kind of evening.
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Actually, it will be anything
but quiet for me.
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Tonight, an asteroid
will be passing very close
to Earth,
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and my stargazing club
is meeting in the park
to observe it.
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Par-tay!
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Turn down for telescopes.
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There is also a young
lady in our group
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who I plan to ask out.
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She is quite
the astro-babe.
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Oh, Ravi, I'm sure
she'll say yes.
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But just in case,
you may want to mention
you're rich.
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Hey, Ravi, want me
to come with and be
your wingman?
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That would be awesome!
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I shall go grab my scope.
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And put on my
formfitting kurta.
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I've been doing
cha-cha aerobics.
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Oh, Luke, thanks for offering
to be there for your brother.
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It's really sweet of you.
Are you kidding?
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Ravi's going to
ask a girl out.
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I wouldn't want to miss
that train wreck.
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I'll go fluff
Ravi's crying pillow.
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Oh, Jessie,
I'm going out, too.
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Marcie's party
starts at 10:00.
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Huh, what a coincidence.
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That's the exact same time
as your curfew.
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Why do Ravi and Luke
get to stay out all night
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and I can't?
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Because I know Marcie's
parents are out of town.
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Besides, Ravi and Luke
are going to be
learning things,
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and you're going to be
forgetting everything
I taught you.
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This is so unfair!
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No, unfair is having to take
your cousin to homecoming
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because no one else
would ask them.
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That doesn't seem so bad.
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She wore the same
dress as me!
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Hi, Max, it's Jessie Prescott,
your client.
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Your only client, ever.
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Please, please call me back.
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What's going on?
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I have a commercial audition
tomorrow morning.
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My agent says the producers
were impressed
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with one of the
"special skills" on my resume.
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And the problem is?
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He forgot to tell me
which special skill,
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and half of them are lies.
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Well, if you can't
reach your agent
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doesn't he have an office
you can go to?
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Yes, it's in his mother's
knitting room.
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I already stopped by
and he wasn't there.
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But on the bright side,
I'm getting a homemade afghan
for Christmas.
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What are you guys up to?
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We're going to watch
this show called Found.
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It's about a bunch of people
trapped on an island.
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And none of them know
how they got there.
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It's a huge mystery.
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Oh, kinda like how you keep
collecting a paycheck
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for watching TV all day
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and draining the world's
cheese supply.
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Anyway, they're running
a Found marathon.
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Culminating with
a never-before aired
season finale,
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which according to the ads,
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has an ending so shocking
it will...
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BOTH: Blow your mind,
mind, mind, mind!
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Really? I couldn't care
less, less, less.
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I have to learn how to do
everything on my resume
by tomorrow morning.
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Which includes,
juggling, bird calling,
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tap dancing...
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Yikes, I hope it's not
the heart surgery.
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How am I supposed
to practice that?
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Not it.
Hmm.
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Way to rock that lens
satchel, Miss Nussbaum!
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Did you know asteroids
contain material
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from the birth
of the universe?
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Oh, it is
beautiful, is it not?
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Speaking of beautiful,
check out this cute giant!
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Oh, she's normal size.
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Even better!
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Hey. I'm going
to go ask her out.
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No, that was the girl
I was going to ask...
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Hi, I'm Luke
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and I think you're
out of this world.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Space flirting, nice.
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I'm Heidi.
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And I am going
to die alone.
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Did you know asteroids contain
material from the birth
of the universe?
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Can you believe
what just went down?
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Homeboy cold
stole my line!
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Dude, that girl
totally likes me.
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She wants to show me
her nebula filter!
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That is a telescope
accessory, you nimrod.
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And Heidi was supposed
to be my girl.
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Oh!
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I'm sorry.
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Well, at least you
still have Miss Nussbaum.
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Good thing I didn't start
with the chain saws.
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Emma! I told you
you're not allowed
to go to that party.
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Party?
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I'm not going
to a party,
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I'm sleepwalking.
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Shh, don't wake me,
it's dangerous.
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So is lying to your nanny.
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Fine, I'll just go
to the kitchen
for a snack.
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Don't even think about trying
to sneak out the back door.
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Mrs. Kipling's guarding it,
and I bought her loyalty
with rats.
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Ugh! That lizard
is such a snake!
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Zestie!
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What in blazes
is going on up here?
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You know condo
board laws
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clearly state "No Riverdancing
after 10:00 p.m."
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I'm sorry.
I have a big audition
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and I'm just brushing up
on some of my special skills.
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Oh, well in that case, dear,
please continue.
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Really?
No!
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Be silent or be sorry!
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Not as sorry
as your mirror.
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This is now
my favorite show!
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Let's keep watching.
We have still hours of
episodes before the finale.
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Are you sure
you can stay awake?
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After all, you need a nap
every 30 minutes
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or you get cranky.
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(GRUMBLES)
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I mean, crankier.
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I know.
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I've never stayed awake for
more than six hours in a row.
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Watching this marathon
will be my Everest.
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That is just sad.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(GASPS)
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I hope I don't fall.
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It's hard to flirt
in a full body cast.
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I've always been
interested in gastronomy.
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That's food.
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Where? On my shirt?
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Ah, don't worry,
you'll get used to that.
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Luke...
Ow!
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I have horrible news!
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Dude, make it quick.
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I'm kinda working on
something over here.
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Yes, with my honey!
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And that was too loud.
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Look, I've found a secret
government website,
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showing that the asteroid
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is going to hit New York
within the hour!
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Okay, if this was true,
then why haven't they
told anyone?
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Shh! Because they wish
to avoid a widespread panic.
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That is why it is a secret.
Right!
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Just like they're keeping it
a secret that the pyramids
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were actually built
by space dolphins.
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Yes, just like that.
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Look and see for yourself.
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(GASPS)
Oh, my gosh!
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I told you so!
It is bigger, is it not?
Yeah.
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And over here,
Emma is hanging
from our terrace!
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Correction, Emma was
hanging from our terrace.
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(GASPING)
She just fell into
Mrs. Chesterfield's hot tub!
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(LAUGHING)
Awesome! I love hocking
loogies in there.
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It's one of my top ten
favorite spots.
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I have a blog.
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Dude, what's
going to happen?
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Well, Emma will
surely be grounded
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for her insubordination,
and...
I meant, to Earth!
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Right. We may not
die from the impact,
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but after many years,
poisonous radiation
will turn us
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into horribly disfigured
slaves to our mutant
lizard overlords.
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Oh!
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Oh, man! What should I do?
A, be nicer to Mrs. Kipling.
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And B, just do what I did.
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Simply put on your
aluminum foil long
johns for protection.
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When did you have
time to do that?
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While you were flirting
with my lady!
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I have got to learn to
dial down the theatrics.
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Okay, Ravi, unlike you,
I don't own metal underpants!
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But remind me to give you
a wedgie with a magnet later.
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Well, unless you want
your first shower in years
to be with radioactive dust,
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I suggest you improvise, man!
Improvise!
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Ravi, we have to
warn our family!
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I will take care of that.
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In the meantime, dig through
the trash and outfit yourself
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with all the foil
you can find.
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The dirtier the better.
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For, um... Extra insulation.
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Thanks, Ravi. You're
such a good brother.
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Outta my way, star nerds!
Coming through, excuse me.
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No wonder Luke likes
to prank people.
It is a hoot!
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(WHOOPING)
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Oh, gross.
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Relish.
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(BIRD CHIRPING)
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(IMITATING BIRD)
Whoa.
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Mrs. Chesterfield, are
you here to take me
to the dark side?
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It's my sleep apnea mask.
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This urchin fell into
my hot tub just as I
was settling into bed.
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Some bed. It's shaped
like a heart, rotates,
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and plays
the love theme
from Titanic.
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Good for you, for making it
into one of the lifeboats.
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Just keep your
child infestation from
contaminating my apartment.
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It's affecting
my beauty sleep.
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Clearly.
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Ugh!
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Emma, where do you
think you're going?
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Can't a girl make sure
her nice, sweet neighbor
gets home safely?
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Yeah, even I
didn't buy that.
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(YAWNS)
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So what do you think
they're going to find
in that mysterious cave?
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It must be the shocking
reveal in the finale.
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We have to keep going
so we can watch it live
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before we hear
any spoilers.
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I don't know how I'm
going to be able
to stay awake...
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(SNORING)
Bertram, stay with me!
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Don't go into the night light!
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Wait! Stop shaking me.
You're loosening my fillings.
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I just have to find
a way to stay up.
(GASPING)
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I was actually thinking
more like coffee.
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(SCREAMING)
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How did you know
that wasn't hot?
I didn't.
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(PLAYING INSTRUMENT POORLY)
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That sounded nothing
like the national anthem.
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(CRYING)
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Luke? Why are you covered in
tinfoil? And baba ghanoush?
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(THUD)
EMMA: Ow!
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Oh, someone put
a plant in the elevator?
What a lovely touch.
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Luke! What are you doing?
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Getting tinfoil for my new
girlfriend, so she doesn't
die when the asteroid hits!
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Okay, well,
have fun with that.
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I'll just be here,
finishing my list.
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That's good, Jessie.
You finish that bucket list.
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00:12:56,807 --> 00:12:59,950
Oh, someone put
a plant in the elevator.
245
00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:01,681
What a lovely touch.
246
00:13:04,815 --> 00:13:06,316
Hey, what are you...
(SCREAMING)
247
00:13:09,019 --> 00:13:12,122
(PLAYING INSTRUMENT POORLY)
(BANGING ON FLOOR)
248
00:13:12,122 --> 00:13:15,695
MRS. CHESTERFIELD: Is one
of your special skills
strangling a walrus?
249
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,898
Put a cork in it, Jessie!
250
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,301
I really should
have rented this.
251
00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:27,637
It's here. The season finale.
I can almost taste it.
252
00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:31,481
(SOBBING)
What's wrong?
253
00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:33,844
I need to know
what's in that cave!
254
00:13:33,844 --> 00:13:36,816
And I really need to pee.
255
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,020
I'm wearing a diaper.
Where's your commitment?
256
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,091
Where's your dignity?
257
00:13:43,393 --> 00:13:45,355
(GROANING)
Oh, come on!
258
00:13:45,355 --> 00:13:48,698
We already know what happened.
We've been watching
for hours and hours!
259
00:13:48,698 --> 00:13:52,832
I know! My eyes
are so dry, they make
a noise when I blink!
260
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,134
(BOINGING)
261
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:02,943
Heidi! Quick! Hold that.
Okay, okay, okay.
262
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,945
Luke? What is wrong with you?
263
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:08,078
I'm not a sandwich
you're saving for later.
264
00:14:08,078 --> 00:14:11,251
Okay, there's no time
to explain, but the
world is going to end!
265
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,383
Not as fast as
this relationship!
266
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:18,188
Heidi, wait! Don't you
want to live long enough
to help me
267
00:14:18,188 --> 00:14:20,961
lead the resistance
against our lizard overlords?
268
00:14:21,992 --> 00:14:23,393
(ALL LAUGHING)
269
00:14:25,195 --> 00:14:28,168
Looks like your attempt
to steal Heidi from me was...
270
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,902
Foiled!
271
00:14:31,902 --> 00:14:35,545
Oh, dear puns. You always
come through for me
when I need you most.
272
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,210
Wait, what are you
talking about?
273
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,212
Luke, it was all a prank.
274
00:14:42,212 --> 00:14:44,915
I played you like Paganini
played the Stradivarius.
275
00:14:44,915 --> 00:14:48,118
So this whole thing
was a trick?
Correct.
276
00:14:48,118 --> 00:14:49,159
It burns, does it not?
277
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,162
Kinda.
278
00:14:52,162 --> 00:14:54,794
As your brother,
I'm pretty ticked off.
279
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,497
But as a prank master,
I'm super proud!
280
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,768
Props, bro!
281
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,102
Whoa!
282
00:15:04,134 --> 00:15:07,907
So, the asteroid's not
gonna hit Earth?
Hardly.
283
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,780
Look, if you multiply
the trajectory of the asteroid
284
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:14,614
by the angle of Earth's
rotation, carry the twosie,
285
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,147
the asteroid is actually
going to... (GASPING)
286
00:15:17,147 --> 00:15:20,750
Crash right into Central Park!
Dude, come on.
287
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:24,254
You're not allowed to trick
me again after I give you
the combo handshake, bro-hug.
288
00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:25,655
That's a prank foul!
289
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,059
This is no prank!
290
00:15:29,059 --> 00:15:31,261
When was the last time I made
a mathematical error?
291
00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:36,366
Oh, no, we're doomed!
Good thing we're both
wearing tinfoil.
292
00:15:36,366 --> 00:15:38,308
You dolt!
293
00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:42,642
The asteroid is going
to blow us into
a million pieces!
294
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:46,176
The foil will do nothing
but ensure our remains
are cooked evenly!
295
00:15:51,881 --> 00:15:55,325
We have to warn everyone
in the park about the
asteroid hurtling towards us!
296
00:15:55,325 --> 00:15:59,729
Not just the park.
The blast radius includes
all of Manhattan!
297
00:15:59,729 --> 00:16:03,833
And, somewhat less
importantly, Queens.
298
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:06,466
As long as it doesn't hit
the Bronx or Yankee Stadium.
299
00:16:08,298 --> 00:16:10,200
Okay, we can warn
the whole city.
300
00:16:13,243 --> 00:16:17,407
Ravi, do you know how to
access a live satellite feed?
301
00:16:17,407 --> 00:16:18,878
Uh, like duh.
302
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,386
No! Stop!
303
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,787
(PLATES SHATTERING)
304
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:34,164
Bertram, good news!
You don't have to do
the dishes anymore.
305
00:16:36,826 --> 00:16:39,669
That's it, lassie.
306
00:16:39,669 --> 00:16:44,704
I have been banging on
the ceiling with this broom
for the last hour!
307
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,377
If you keep doing that,
it's never going to fly again.
308
00:16:48,838 --> 00:16:50,210
How dare you!
309
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,183
Let's just see
how sassy you are
when the fuzz arrives.
310
00:16:53,183 --> 00:16:55,615
Is that what you call
your flying monkeys?
311
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,348
That's what I call the police.
The police?
312
00:16:58,348 --> 00:17:00,620
Mmm-hmm.
Mrs. Chesterfield, please!
313
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,652
You have no idea the
kind of night I've had.
314
00:17:02,652 --> 00:17:06,196
I've failed at juggling, plate
spinning, music, bird calls
315
00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:09,559
and I even burned
the taquitos I
made as a snack.
316
00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:12,402
My audition is tomorrow
and the only thing
I've managed to do
317
00:17:12,402 --> 00:17:14,604
is get a bad case
of sousaphone shoulder.
318
00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:18,508
I've never even heard of that.
Neither had the urgent
care nurse I called.
319
00:17:18,508 --> 00:17:21,371
She was very dismissive.
320
00:17:21,371 --> 00:17:25,575
So please, please just
call off the police.
Hmm. No can do.
321
00:17:25,575 --> 00:17:27,977
No, it's time you
stopped keeping me up.
322
00:17:27,977 --> 00:17:30,019
And my little dog, too!
323
00:17:30,019 --> 00:17:31,281
(CACKLING)
324
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,254
Okay, now I hear it.
325
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:42,462
Finally, it's here!
326
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,294
They're about to reveal
what's in the cave!
327
00:17:45,695 --> 00:17:47,597
BOTH: No!
328
00:17:47,597 --> 00:17:49,139
Our show!
329
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,402
Hey, what's wrong?
330
00:17:52,402 --> 00:17:55,745
Is there some sort of
competition in this house
to see who can be the loudest?
331
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,248
Ooh, or the hunkiest?
332
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:03,012
Okay, we are live.
333
00:18:03,012 --> 00:18:05,715
People of Earth!
This is an emergency!
334
00:18:05,715 --> 00:18:07,387
This is not a test!
335
00:18:08,418 --> 00:18:11,891
(MOCK ALARM SOUNDS)
336
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,396
Stop it.
337
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:20,029
This is Ravi Gupta
Balasubramanium Ross,
338
00:18:20,029 --> 00:18:23,503
president of the
Stargazer Society.
339
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,506
Heed my warning! An asteroid
is heading towards Earth!
340
00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:29,008
Find shelter!
341
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,541
Save your family,
save your lizard!
342
00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:33,543
Wrap yourself in tinfoil!
343
00:18:33,543 --> 00:18:36,386
Under no circumstances
do that.
344
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:41,251
It is a total
waste of time!
345
00:18:41,251 --> 00:18:44,524
Oh, what do I care?
We are all doomed!
346
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:48,358
I see a long conversation
with Christina in my future.
347
00:18:48,358 --> 00:18:51,461
But don't you just love
that silver hat?
348
00:18:51,461 --> 00:18:53,803
Oh, I wonder if
it comes with feathers?
349
00:18:54,404 --> 00:18:57,337
(MOCK ALARM SOUNDS)
350
00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:01,541
Ooh, are we on TV?
351
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:04,774
Hi, Marcie! I'm heading
over to the party.
352
00:19:04,774 --> 00:19:06,746
Don't play my jam
until I get there.
353
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:07,747
(WHOOPING)
354
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:12,422
Emma snuck out?
That girl is toast!
355
00:19:12,422 --> 00:19:14,454
Apparently we're all toast!
356
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:18,428
Oh, please, only
a complete dope would
believe two goofy kids saying
357
00:19:18,428 --> 00:19:20,430
an asteroid is about
to hit the Earth.
358
00:19:20,430 --> 00:19:21,931
Hello, Momuchka?
359
00:19:21,931 --> 00:19:25,735
I just wanted you
to know that your
wittle Bertie woves you!
360
00:19:25,735 --> 00:19:27,797
(SOBBING)
361
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,572
Luke, even though you
stabbed me in the back
362
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,644
and tried to steal
the girl of my dreams,
363
00:19:34,644 --> 00:19:37,307
I want you to know that
I love you, brother.
364
00:19:37,307 --> 00:19:38,608
And I love you.
365
00:19:38,608 --> 00:19:40,179
Even though,
because of your prank,
366
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,482
I'm going to die
looking like a baked potato.
367
00:19:44,414 --> 00:19:46,456
How much time do we have?
368
00:19:46,456 --> 00:19:49,088
It says here that
the asteroid will hit in...
369
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,621
Oh, my gosh,
it is happening!
370
00:19:51,621 --> 00:19:53,623
Three, two, one...
371
00:19:54,924 --> 00:19:57,096
(SCREAMING)
372
00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:02,872
Ow?
373
00:20:05,074 --> 00:20:10,610
Oh, that was a tad
anti-climactic.
374
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:14,444
(CHUCKLING)
I forgot that objects
break into tiny pieces
375
00:20:14,444 --> 00:20:16,416
when entering
Earth's atmosphere.
376
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,617
Whoopsie!
377
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,988
(CROWD GROANS)
378
00:20:18,988 --> 00:20:23,623
Hey, people, even Einstein
got a few things wrong!
379
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,255
Have you seen his hair?
380
00:20:32,201 --> 00:20:34,033
Uh...
381
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:37,166
We would like to apologize
to the entire tri-state area
382
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:40,410
for making everyone believe
that they were going to die.
383
00:20:40,410 --> 00:20:43,773
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
Our bad.
384
00:20:43,773 --> 00:20:46,316
Up next, are news vans
too easy to break into?
385
00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:49,319
Chaz Brockman has
your story. Chaz?
386
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:54,824
Aw, man! We missed
what was in the cave!
387
00:20:54,824 --> 00:20:58,127
I know, but I'm sure
they'll rerun it again.
388
00:20:58,127 --> 00:21:01,090
We just have to avoid
spoilers until then.
389
00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:02,792
Ooh, are you watching Found?
390
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:04,664
My ex-husband is
one of the producers.
391
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:07,737
He says at the end
they find their own
skeletons in the cave,
392
00:21:07,737 --> 00:21:09,739
and realize they've been
dead the whole time.
393
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:14,404
(BOTH SCREAMING) No!
394
00:21:14,404 --> 00:21:17,307
Mrs. Chesterfield,
they stayed up all night
to see that ending,
395
00:21:17,307 --> 00:21:19,849
and you just ruined
it for them. Do you
have something to say?
396
00:21:20,510 --> 00:21:21,881
Yes.
397
00:21:22,512 --> 00:21:24,884
Point Rhoda!
398
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,817
(PHONE RINGING)
Oh, it's my agent.
399
00:21:28,518 --> 00:21:30,860
Max, finally...
400
00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:33,062
I told you not to keep your
phone in your back pocket!
401
00:21:33,062 --> 00:21:36,866
It always falls in when
you go potty! Really?
402
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,969
Oh, okay. Got it, thanks.
403
00:21:40,870 --> 00:21:42,432
So, what's the
special skill?
404
00:21:42,432 --> 00:21:44,334
Tap dancing.
405
00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:45,935
How am I supposed to
learn how to do that
before tomorrow?
406
00:21:45,935 --> 00:21:48,077
If I taught you
a tap routine,
407
00:21:48,077 --> 00:21:50,279
could you promise me
a full day of silence?
408
00:21:50,279 --> 00:21:51,511
I didn't know you
could tap dance.
409
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,242
(CHUCKLES)
410
00:21:53,242 --> 00:21:56,446
I wasn't crowned
Miss Schenectady
on looks alone!
411
00:21:56,446 --> 00:21:58,147
I also bribed the judges.
412
00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:04,554
Well, then sure! Right
after I drag Emma home
by her hair extensions.
413
00:22:05,455 --> 00:22:06,926
Thank you,
Mrs. Chesterfield.
414
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,398
Aw, no touching!
Okay.
415
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,831
(SNORING)
416
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,364
Oh, Bertie's so adorable.
417
00:22:14,364 --> 00:22:16,706
He's all sleepy bye.
(CHUCKLES)
418
00:22:16,706 --> 00:22:18,668
I just want to
squeeze his cheeks!
419
00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:23,342
Please tell me
you mean his face.
420
00:22:27,677 --> 00:22:30,119
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
421
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:35,555
Wings! Take it.
422
00:22:37,126 --> 00:22:40,590
Give it back!
One, two, three...
423
00:22:40,590 --> 00:22:43,132
A one, two, three, four,
five, big finish.
424
00:22:43,132 --> 00:22:45,064
Yeah!
425
00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:46,766
(BOTH LAUGH)
426
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:47,497
Okay.
No.
427
00:22:48,938 --> 00:22:52,402
Well? What do you think?
Make it stop!
428
00:22:53,503 --> 00:22:56,546
Please, just ground me!
429
00:22:56,546 --> 00:22:58,548
This'll teach you
to sneak out.
430
00:22:58,548 --> 00:22:59,909
Now pipe down, or I'll
make you listen to me
431
00:22:59,909 --> 00:23:02,512
play the sousaphone!
432
00:23:02,512 --> 00:23:05,184
Thanks again.
You can thank me
by being quiet,
433
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:07,817
and keeping your rugrats
out of my hot tub.
434
00:23:07,817 --> 00:23:09,819
What if I'd been in there
having a soak?
435
00:23:09,819 --> 00:23:11,160
Well, then we
would have heard,
436
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,322
"I'm melting,
I'm melting!"