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[suspenseful music playing]
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[soft music playing]
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[Crowley] Excuse me.
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Oi!
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Yes? Was that you?
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Oh, hi, yeah.
Err, look, if you don't mind,
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could you hold this,
while I crank it all up?
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Um, which way up does it go?
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Well, like that.
Just hold it tight. There we go.
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- Alright, ready?
- For what?
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There you go, lovely.
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Thank you, you can put it down now.
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Right. Is that it?
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Oh, no. That's just priming the engine.
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This is the fun bit.
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I've been waiting for this since, um...
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well, always.
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Um. Hello.
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- I'm Aziraphale.
- Nice meeting you.
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Okay, here goes.
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Let there be matter, let there be gravity,
let there be everything from pages
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11 to 3,000,602 inclusive.
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- Is something meant to happen?
- Oh, right, sorry, yes, yes.
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- I knew I'd missed one.
- [laughs]
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Let there be light.
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[magical music playing]
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[Aziraphale] Oh, good lord.
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Look at you, you're gorgeous.
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Oh. You made it all yourself?
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Ah, well, I mean, more or less.
I wasn't... I wasn't, um...
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I wasn't the original concept designer,
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but I worked very closely
with upstairs on it.
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- Well it's very pretty.
- Oh, thank you.
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And I think you've done an excellent job.
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[both laughing]
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- So, what's it for?
- How do you mean?
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Well, what exactly does it all do?
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Oh, right. Well,
what doesn't this beauty do?
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Basically, it's a star factory.
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All the dust and gas you can see,
it's actually building
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about 5,000 young stars and protoplanets.
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Most of the universe of stars
will come pre-aged, but these ones
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are only starting out.
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A few million years to bake, and then
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boom, stars everywhere!
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[both laughing]
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Oh, that's nice.
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You know, the current word from upstairs
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is that we'll be shutting
this all down again
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in about 6,000 years.
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But that's nothing!
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Oh.
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What's the point in creating an infinite
universe with trillions of star systems
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if you're only gonna let it run
for a few thousand years?
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The engine won't have properly
warmed up by then.
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Ah, the point. Ah, well,
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you've heard of Earth?
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Yeah, not as such.
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Ah. Blue-green planet.
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It'll be over there somewhere
when they roll out that quadrant.
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Now that's where the people
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that we're currently designing
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are going to be.
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I've seen the plans.
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We're going to start out
with a breeding pair,
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and then pretty soon
there'll be oodles of them
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They'll breed like um...
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Well, they'll breed like people.
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The impression I get
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is that the stars and your um...
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- Err, call it a nebula.
- Right.
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Well, they exist
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just so that the people
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can look up into the night sky
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and marvel at the illimitable vastness
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of The Almighty's creation.
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But that's idiocy!
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It's the universe,
it's not just some fancy wallpaper!
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Millions of galaxies,
trillions of stars, oodles of...
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everything! It's not just
put here to twinkle!
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Most of it won't even
be visible from Earth.
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Why don't you put Earth in the middle
of the universe so the view's better?
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It's not our job to advise The Almighty
on the details of creation.
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Well, then whose job is it? I mean,
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someone has to say, "Look, boss,
this is a really, really terrible idea."
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Well, I suspect that would be considered
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inappropriate.
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Well, I don't suppose
anyone could object to me
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putting a note into the suggestion box.
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I don't believe The Almighty
has actually created a suggestion box.
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And furthermore,
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I don't think it's our place
to start suggesting
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that there should be a suggestion box.
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Well, if I was the one running it all,
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I'd like it if someone asked questions.
Fresh point of view.
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You can't just create a universe, run it
for a few thousand years, and then stop.
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I like the pinky-blue bit
in the corner of the,
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the nebula. Yes, it's very um, ah!
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Um, but look, word to the wise,
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I'd hate to see you
getting into any trouble.
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Mm, thanks for your help.
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And thanks for your advice.
I wouldn't worry though.
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How much trouble can I get into
just for asking a few questions?
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[sighs]
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[magical music playing]
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[intro theme music playing]
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[upbeat music playing]
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"Dear Mr. Fell."
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"There is something about which
I need to speak with you
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on a matter of some... ugrency?" Urgency.
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"Yours very faithfully, Maggie."
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[Maggie sobbing]
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Hello, Maggie.
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I got your note.
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I thought you, well,
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it's been such a rough couple of years,
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between the lockdowns
and the Internet orders not coming and...
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[sighs] I can be out of here in two weeks.
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Out of here?
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Why?
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Don't you like it anymore?
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Oh, Mr. Fell, I love this shop!
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I've loved it since I was a baby. But...
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I know how behind I am on rent.
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Well then that's entirely my fault
for not collecting the rent.
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There.
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Now, I believe you said
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you were getting in some
Shostakovich records for me.
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I can't pay the rent.
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I'm so sorry.
I can be out of here next week.
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[sobbing] I just have to pack it all up.
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Maggie, if you were out of here,
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where would I get my records?
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Finding the 78s is much harder
than the long players,
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and frankly I wouldn't know
where to start.
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I don't have the money.
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Maggie,
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what if I were to just
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take these Shostakovich records
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without paying for them?
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And we'll call it even.
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I owe you thousands of pounds in rent!
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Those records would cost you eight pounds.
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Eight pounds and 75 pennies.
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[laughs] You can't just
forgive me eight months' rent.
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Oh, I can. I'm very good at forgiveness.
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It's one of my favorite things.
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Now, you have paid your rent,
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I have my music,
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and I know exactly what I'll be doing
for the next 21 minutes.
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[soft music playing]
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[laughs]
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The clarinet
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can make beautiful music.
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You what?
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The clarinet.
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It can make beautiful music.
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Wrong bench.
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You want the Azerbaijani Sector Chief.
He's over there.
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[clears throat]
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I brought your mail.
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Anything interesting?
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Bills, mostly.
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I don't understand why
they won't just deliver them to your car.
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- Send the bills to Hell's finance office.
- I did.
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They say they can't accept
my signature as your replacement.
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Don't give them bread, you idiot.
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- Ducks shouldn't eat bread.
- What are you meant to give them then?
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- Do they know?
- The ducks?
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Downstairs.
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Do they know you're checking in with me?
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Crowley,
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I'm now Hell's representative in London.
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- And Hell doesn't care how jobs get done.
- Yeah, I remember.
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They just care that somebody does them.
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[Crowley] Pfft.
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- Do you ever just think what's the point?
- How do you mean?
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What's the point of it all?
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Heaven, Hell, Demons, Angels.
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That it's all...
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well, pointless?
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- Was it always this easy?
- Easy?
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I keep planning
complicated strategic strikes
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to spread misery and panic
among the humans,
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and just as I'm about
to put one into motion,
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they come up with something themselves
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which is so much worse
than anything I could have thought of.
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Yeah. Always this easy.
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Anything going on I should know about?
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You're still persona non grata.
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Beelzebub put some
of the lesser demons on half-rations.
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And something's up.
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Up where?
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Up... up...
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- Something big?
- Don't know.
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We just got a rumor that
something's going down in the Up.
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If you get wind of anything
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through your contact
in the bookshop, let me know?
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Nah, they don't talk to him anymore.
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If I learn anything
that you might find useful,
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I'll tell you, and in return,
you'll tell me what I need.
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Got anything for me?
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Frozen peas.
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- What?
- That's what you feed ducks. Frozen peas.
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They love them,
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and it's good for them too.
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[lively music playing]
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Hello.
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- See anything you fancy?
- Oh. Yes. Coffee.
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The usual then.
Don't tell me, it's in here.
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- You're a skinny latte.
- You remembered.
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A lot of people in this head,
and a lot of coffees,
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but I only remember the regulars.
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Oh, right, yes. I'm that.
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You work in the record shop, don't you?
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Dunno who buys records
in this day and age.
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- [car honks]
- Holy shit!
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- What?
- Look.
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Holy shit.
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[chattering and car honks]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[classical music playing]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[knocks on door]
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Ugh.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Hey you.
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- What...
- What am I doing here?
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Yes.
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Well? What are you doing here?
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I don't know. That's why I asked.
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- You don't know?
- No, but I would love to find out.
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Oh, it would also be great
to know where here is,
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and also who you are, and also who I am.
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And also, why you're naked.
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Who told you I was naked?
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- Who, I can see you're naked!
- Oh! Well,
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what do you know? [laughs]
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- Can I come in?
- No!
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Oh.
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Okay.
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[crowd gasps]
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[Aziraphale sighs]
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Alright! Just...
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Just get in!
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- That's not something you see every day.
- No.
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Probably a new delivery service.
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A stripper Deliveroo-gram.
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- You just made that up.
- Yeah.
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Um, I'm Maggie.
I actually run the record shop.
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I know who you are.
You're the skinny latte.
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I'm Nina.
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I'm not saying Hell is complicit in this.
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I'm not saying anyone is complicit.
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I'm just saying
if anyone is found helping him,
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we are prepared to use extreme sanctions.
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- [woman, through phone] Extreme sanctions?
- Yes.
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- Book of life.
- I'm on it.
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I appreciate it. [blows]
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00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,600
It's called hot chocolate. You drink it.
261
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,120
So,
262
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,280
you don't know who you are?
263
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,080
Oh, yes.
264
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,040
Ah.
265
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,760
I'm me.
266
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,680
I just don't know who me is.
267
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:48,800
I see.
268
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,680
But you know me.
269
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,600
- You recognize me.
- Well, I err...
270
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,080
know someone
271
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,880
who looks like you.
272
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,040
That's probably me then.
273
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,160
I think that's one of the main ways
you can tell.
274
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,200
But you
275
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,840
don't recognize me?
276
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,960
No. Sorry.
277
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,480
Then
278
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,960
why did you come to my shop?
279
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,560
I don't know. I just thought I should.
280
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:28,000
You know what it's like when you don't
know anything at all, and yet you're
281
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,960
totally certain that
everything would be better
282
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,800
if you were just near
one particular person?
283
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:38,640
No. Certainly not.
I have no idea what that feels like.
284
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:39,960
What makes you say that?
285
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:44,280
Oh, I think it's my brain,
but I'm not sure.
286
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:47,440
Anyway, that's how I felt
that so long as I came here
287
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,440
the something terrible
might not happen to me.
288
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,440
The something terrible?
289
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,400
Mm.
290
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:59,160
Whoa, this is... this is amazing. [laughs]
291
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,320
What something terrible?
292
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,320
It's doing, like, one thing here
293
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,976
and another thing here, and they're both
totally different things,
294
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,320
but they're both so good!
295
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,280
Please, tell me about
the something terrible.
296
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,080
What? I don't know.
297
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,080
I just know that it's incredibly awful
298
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,400
and that that's why I had to come here
and give you the thing.
299
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,640
- Oh! [laughs]
- What? What?!
300
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,800
Now it's doing something down here!
301
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,320
Oh man, this is the best one yet.
302
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,800
- What thing?
- Huh?
303
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,240
What thing do you have to give me?
304
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,280
Ah...
305
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,456
I don't seem to have anything on me.
306
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,480
- Do you think it's important?
- Well, you...
307
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,760
you just said
308
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,960
that it was the only way to prevent
something terrible happening.
309
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,880
- Really? What?
- I don't know!
310
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,040
Well then, I expect it will be fine.
311
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,080
Most things are fine in the end.
312
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:52,800
Like this one time,
313
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,240
I started to get cold.
314
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,760
Now I have this neat blanket.
315
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,400
Oh, and this other time,
316
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:05,040
my arms were aching 'cause I had
to carry that box for so long.
317
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,880
Now they're fine.
318
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,480
The box.
319
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,200
[suspenseful music playing]
320
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,240
Junk.
321
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,760
Junk. Junk.
322
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,400
[phone ringing]
323
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,080
- Yeah?
- Something else I thought you should know.
324
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,920
Okay. Basic demon on Earth stuff.
325
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,800
Either call on the phone and talk,
326
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,160
or appear mysteriously. Don't do both.
327
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,520
- Why not?
- Trust me.
328
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,280
Righto.
329
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,240
A little more information has emerged
330
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,080
about the business in the upper floors.
331
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,480
Whatever's going on concerns Gabriel.
332
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:04,440
His royal smugness is in trouble?
That's so sad.
333
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,000
Is it? Why?
334
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,080
Sarcasm. We'll work on it next time.
335
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,520
Is that all? Oh.
336
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,800
There's nothing in here!
337
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,320
What were you bringing me?
338
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,320
You're funny.
339
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:27,720
I love you.
340
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:29,920
Oh.
341
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,440
Thank you.
342
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,640
I...
343
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,240
Mm.
344
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,440
You said you were bringing something.
345
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,920
Did I?
346
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,960
- Then I was.
- Gabriel, look, please.
347
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,320
Try to pay attention.
348
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,320
Why did you bring the box here?
349
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,040
What's Gabriel?
350
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:50,720
You are!
351
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,800
At least I think you are.
352
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,680
Gabriel? Cool. I love it.
353
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,960
Gabriel.
354
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,760
Although, ah, actually, no, no.
355
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,520
If anyone asks, you're not Gabriel.
356
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,480
Oh. Okay.
357
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,800
Then what am I?
358
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,720
Well, you're...
359
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,320
Err...
360
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,920
- Jim.
- Jim? Cool. I love it.
361
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,680
Jim. Short for Gabriel.
362
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,440
No, no. Short for James.
363
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,200
James, cool. I love it.
364
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,760
James. Long for Jim, short for Gabriel.
365
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,720
No, just forget about Gabriel!
366
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,240
[laughs] I'll try.
367
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,440
But I find it
kind of hard to forget things.
368
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,680
Do you indeed? Well then,
369
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,320
please, tell me
370
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,040
what was in the box.
371
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,280
What box?
372
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,480
[sighs]
373
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,160
[phone ringing]
374
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,720
[Aziraphale through phone] Hello, it's me.
Don't say anything.
375
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,600
- Are you there?
- Should I say something now?
376
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,520
No. Meet me
over the road from the bookshop.
377
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,440
I'll be in
Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death.
378
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,480
- Over the road.
- Two minutes.
379
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:03,960
[fly buzzing]
380
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,200
[suspenseful music playing]
381
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,360
[upbeat music playing]
382
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,160
[car honks]
383
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,680
[door shuts]
384
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,720
Right, what's the problem?
385
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,400
Problem? Who said there was a problem?
386
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,880
Tone of voice.
387
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,000
You have three reasons
for calling me: you're bored,
388
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,576
you need to tell someone about
something clever you did before you pop,
389
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:08,600
or something's wrong.
390
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,280
This was your "something's wrong" voice.
391
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:13,200
It's nice to tell someone
about the good things you've done,
392
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,280
now that I'm not reporting to Heaven.
393
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,320
Hello. Can I get you anything?
394
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,520
Take a big cup, put six shots
of espresso into it, nothing else.
395
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,920
- That sounds fun. Does it calm you down?
- Not really.
396
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,520
Nina, what do you sell
that calms people down?
397
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,040
Eccles cakes?
398
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,680
Some Eccles cakes, please.
399
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,200
How's your naked man friend?
400
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,640
He's not, he's not my...
401
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,320
Well, he's certainly not naked anymore.
402
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,920
You're a dark horse, Mr. Fell.
403
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,520
- Are you a bookseller too?
- Not even at gunpoint.
404
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,520
This is Crowley.
405
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,320
He and I
406
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,040
go back a long time.
407
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,640
Charmed.
408
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,040
Listen, something big is going on
in Heaven. Do you know anything about it?
409
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,920
Possibly a little.
410
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,160
Why don't we go into your shop
and discuss it there?
411
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:05,240
- Because there's a naked man there?
- Not technically.
412
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,600
Has this got anything to do with why
we aren't in your bookshop right now?
413
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,560
Is it something I can help you with?
414
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:22,800
Ah!
415
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:32,280
Oh, Mr. Fell, about the rent.
I just want to say, you're an angel.
416
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,280
Oh, nothing of the sort.
417
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,240
Eccles cake?
418
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,400
- Doing good again, angel?
- Oh, it hardly counts.
419
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,560
A purely selfish action.
420
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,120
Back again?
421
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,920
Just thought I'd get a final something.
End of the day.
422
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,800
Pity. I thought it was
my charming personality.
423
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:04,480
Actually, I brought you
424
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,160
something, because...
425
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:07,880
Nina Simone.
426
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,520
And your name is Nina.
427
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:13,840
I don't
428
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,440
have anything to play it on.
429
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,920
Right.
430
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,000
- Of course.
- Skinny latte?
431
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,600
Oh no, I'd be up all night.
Just a herbal tea.
432
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,160
Mint tea.
Although the chamomile looks nice.
433
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,400
We're getting older. Remember when
we used to party and stay up all night?
434
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:29,640
Now we're all in bed by ten.
435
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,336
- I didn't go to parties.
- Well, you were a teenager, weren't you?
436
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,800
Yeah but not that sort of teenager.
437
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,720
Sorry, I shouldn't have brought over
the LP without asking.
438
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:42,320
Been a long day. I need to finish closing
the shop. My partner's expecting me home.
439
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,680
Oh you,
440
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,040
you have a partner?
441
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,360
Who really doesn't like it
when I'm late, so,
442
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,440
hard choices, mint tea or chamomile?
443
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:50,880
[both laughing]
444
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,560
I wasn't gonna say this out there,
but it sounds like
445
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:58,360
something a bit weird
is going in with your old lot.
446
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,800
You'll never guess who Shax
was asking me about.
447
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,400
Yes, I think perhaps I will.
448
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,640
Oh. Go on then, guess.
449
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
Jim?
450
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,040
Jim?
451
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,520
Do we know a Jim?
452
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,920
- Hi there.
- Argh, Gabriel!
453
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,600
See, I told you I looked like a Gabriel.
454
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,880
- What's he doing here?
- I don't know.
455
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,120
- What's happened to him?
- I don't know.
456
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,960
- Well, ask him!
- I have! He doesn't know either.
457
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,120
Ask him properly!
458
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:38,320
What... are you... doing...
459
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:42,120
in... this bookshop?!
460
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:50,840
I... am... dusting.
461
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,280
So, okay,
462
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,640
he's gonna be okay.
463
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,416
We can just take him somewhere
and leave him there.
464
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,440
Take him where?
465
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,520
Anywhere.
466
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,800
The crucial part of the plan
isn't the taking him somewhere.
467
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,560
It's not bringing him back again.
468
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,840
We'll bundle him
into the Bentley, I'll drive to...
469
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,440
Dartmoor and dump him.
470
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,840
- Why Dartmoor?
- Because!
471
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,880
Dartmoor is a long way away
and it isn't here!
472
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,920
Crowley, he's in trouble.
473
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,920
Then we should get as far from him
as we can, as quickly as possible.
474
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,960
He said something terrible
was going to happen to him.
475
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,960
All the more reason for him
to be nowhere near us when it does!
476
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,200
- I just...
- Angel,
477
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,040
this is the supreme archangel
of all Heaven, your former boss,
478
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,680
who tried very hard to cast you
into hellfire and destroy you.
479
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,120
He is not our friend.
480
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,600
- I don't think he really has any friends.
- Exactly.
481
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:54,880
Yes, exactly.
482
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,200
What does your exactly mean exactly?
483
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,336
I feel like your exactly
and my exactly are different exactlys.
484
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:02,960
Well, he doesn't have any friends,
so he needs us.
485
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,800
What I need is for him
to be nowhere near me,
486
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,120
and the precious,
487
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,480
peaceful, fragile existence
488
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,120
that I have carved out for myself here.
489
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,200
- I thought we carved it out for ourselves.
- So did I!
490
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,520
Very well.
491
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,160
If you refuse to help me,
then of course...
492
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,320
you're at liberty to go.
493
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:26,360
To go?
494
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,800
Oh, right, this is how you wanna do it?
495
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,800
No, I would love you to help me.
496
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,720
I'm asking you
to help me take care of him.
497
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:39,480
But if you won't,
498
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:40,840
you won't.
499
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,200
Yeah, I won't.
500
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,560
You're on your own with this one.
501
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,960
[tense music playing]
502
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,520
Just breathe, that's what humans do...
503
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,960
then they count to ten
before they do anything stupid!
504
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,800
[breathes deeply]
505
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:13,880
[grunting]
506
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,360
That's weird.
507
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,920
See that bloke?
Six shots of espresso. He's smoking.
508
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,480
There's no law against it.
509
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:24,880
You can smoke in the street.
510
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,200
I mean, look at him. He's smoking.
511
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,520
[intense music playing]
512
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,480
I can't do this I'm just so angry!
513
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,160
Ten!
514
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:39,760
[grunts]
515
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,000
[Maggie] I think that man
was just struck by lightning!
516
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,440
- No, this is not happening.
- What's wrong?
517
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,600
In case of a power cut,
the security system kicks in.
518
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,440
This door's just auto locked.
519
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,400
We're gonna be in here for a while.
520
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,880
I'm sure we can just call
and they'll let us out.
521
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,520
- My phone's dead.
- So is mine.
522
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:04,280
[Michael] You misunderstand me, Uriel,
no doubt accidentally.
523
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,000
[Uriel] I think I understand you
rather well, Michael.
524
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,000
You're saying that someone needs to give
the orders, and that's going to be you.
525
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,200
There is, of course,
526
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:14,640
no question
527
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,840
of replacing the supreme archangel.
528
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,880
I am the Archangel Michael,
529
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,760
you are the Archangel Uriel.
530
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,240
We aren't in charge.
531
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,680
Right now, as of this moment,
532
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,240
Heaven does not have a supreme archangel.
533
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,800
There is always a supreme archangel.
534
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,680
Oh yes? And who's that?
535
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:37,840
My point
536
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,920
is that during Gabriel's absence,
537
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,960
his duties must still be carried out.
538
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,120
Someone's gotta give the orders.
539
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,160
And that's you?
540
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,440
- It's all of us.
- Ah.
541
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,040
- Led by me.
- Mm.
542
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,320
I am duty officer.
543
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,560
Your beatitudes?
544
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,560
[both] Yes.
545
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,480
I think you should hear this.
546
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,520
Muriel!
547
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,080
Oh.
548
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,320
- Hello.
- [Saraqael] And you are?
549
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,440
Oh, no one. I mean,
550
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,800
technically, Muriel,
551
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:34,120
37th order scrivener,
but, you know, no one.
552
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,200
[Michael] Well?
553
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,320
Um.
554
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:46,160
Well, I...
555
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,480
I found something. By the lift to Down,
556
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,720
on the floor.
557
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,720
A material object?
558
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:00,560
In Heaven?
559
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:01,840
That's impossible.
560
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,320
Yes, I know.
561
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:40,840
[chair squeaking]
562
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,400
That's definitely an earthly object.
563
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,680
I can see that.
564
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,960
I think he's gone to Earth.
565
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,280
[bell tolls]
566
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,080
[flies buzzing]
567
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,720
Oh!
568
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:18,920
Oh!
569
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:20,600
Really?
570
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,760
Come on! In my car? Really?
571
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,560
- [Beelzebub] Hello traitor.
- Oh.
572
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,080
Lord Beelzebub!
573
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,280
I suppose you're wondering
why I called you here.
574
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,240
You came to me!
575
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,880
Oh, come on!
576
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:40,720
Oh,
577
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,120
I thought we had a [spits]
578
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,360
generalized understanding.
579
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,040
We don't.
580
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,520
You're still a traitor. I could put
a price on your head any time I wanted to.
581
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:54,480
Is that a new face?
582
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,320
What, this old thing?
583
00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,640
I've had it for ages.
584
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:05,080
Such a pity that Hell never really
appreciated your talents, Crowley.
585
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,560
It is? It is, yeah.
586
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,640
What if I said Hell was willing
to forget everything you did,
587
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:14,560
that we were willing to accept you back,
no questions asked with a hefty promotion?
588
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:19,160
Doesn't actually sound like
the sort of thing you're likely to say.
589
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,280
Might be.
590
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,560
The Archangel Gabriel has vanished.
591
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:28,880
We know he isn't in Heaven.
What we don't know is where he is.
592
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,360
Oh, how mysterious.
593
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,640
We think someone
must be hiding him from us.
594
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,760
- Not very likely.
- If you found Gabriel
595
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,520
and handed him over to us,
you could name your price
596
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,320
I've got all the hosts of Hell hunting
for him, and we will find him,
597
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,560
but you, Crowley,
you know Earth better than anyone.
598
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,040
Well, I...
599
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:51,280
it's a big universe, lots of places
that an archangel on the lam
600
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,256
could have a wonderful time
and never be seen again.
601
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,520
Well, wherever he is,
you find Gabriel for me
602
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:59,120
and you can have whatever
your nasty little heart desires.
603
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:00,640
You could be a Duke of Hell.
604
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:06,200
According to what I'm hearing, on
a grapevine that obviously doesn't exist,
605
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:10,160
upstairs is seriously troubled
about Gabriel's disappearance.
606
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,280
I'm hearing that anybody
they find involved in this affair
607
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:14,920
will be dealt with.
608
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:17,920
How?
609
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,080
Extreme...
610
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,040
sanctions.
611
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,400
[flies buzzing]
612
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,120
That isn't actually a thing.
613
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,200
That's just something we used
to joke about to frighten the cherubs.
614
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,920
No, it exists.
615
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,680
Extreme sanctions.
616
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,080
Anyone found involved
in Gabriel's disappearance
617
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,280
will be erased from the Book of Life.
618
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,600
They won't just be gone,
619
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,840
they will never have existed.
620
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,560
Well, that will teach them
a lesson, alright.
621
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,640
So, if you hear anything,
come to me first, yeah?
622
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,600
I don't know anything about this,
but I'll absolutely let you know.
623
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:06,840
[sighs]
624
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:12,040
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Aziraphale, what have you done?
625
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,800
Someone's coming. Hold up your sign.
626
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,320
[knocking] Oh, come on!
627
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:34,280
Somebody could just walk right into
my shop and just take records.
628
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,760
They could empty the till. I could see
them from here, I couldn't stop them.
629
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:40,296
If I owned a record shop, I'd be more
worried about people breaking in
630
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:41,680
and leaving more records behind.
631
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,560
Want some wine? I've got a bottle
in the back for emergencies.
632
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,040
- This qualifies.
- I don't drink.
633
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:52,640
Why not?
634
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,080
I just never wanted to.
635
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:55,640
I don't like the taste.
636
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,680
Well, I need a drink.
637
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000
No judgement.
638
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:04,760
Good.
639
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,680
I have enough judgement
in my life already.
640
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:13,600
When my phone goes back on, there's gonna
be about 100 worried texts from Lindsay.
641
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,880
Must be nice,
642
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,520
to have someone at home
who cares where you are.
643
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,440
Yeah, well,
644
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,600
Lindsay likes it if I text when
I'm gonna be more than ten minutes late.
645
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,760
It's funny, I was sort of hoping
we'd have a chance to talk. And now...
646
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:32,800
here we are,
647
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:34,480
locked in.
648
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:36,600
Here we both are.
649
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,760
["Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy"
by Queen playing]
650
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:43,840
♪ Hey, boy, where did you go? ♪
651
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,520
♪ I learned my passion
In the good old-fashioned ♪
652
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,960
♪ School of loverboys ♪
653
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,880
Get out of the way!
654
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,440
There's only room for one of us
in this lane, and it's not you.
655
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,440
No, don't even think about it.
656
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,360
That's better.
657
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,880
Why sell records?
Nobody buys records anymore.
658
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:09,280
You see, the record shop was opened
by my great grandmother in the 1920s.
659
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,160
Originally, our shop was
in a corner of Mr. Fell's bookshop.
660
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,440
I think that's why he lets me stay on.
Old time's sake.
661
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:18,160
Because what, his grandfather
knew your great grandmother?
662
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,400
Yeah.
663
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,280
- Oh, someone's coming this way! Signs!
- It's him!
664
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,320
The one who was struck by lightning,
the six shots of espresso.
665
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,560
[knocking]
666
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,440
Oh, really?
667
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:39,440
My bad.
668
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:46,760
Oh! That's a coincidence. It went out
when he went that way, and...
669
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,920
[phone beeping]
670
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,280
That's Lindsay.
671
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,360
[door opens]
672
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:04,440
[clears throat]
673
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:09,680
[bell]
674
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,440
I'm back.
675
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,640
Yes. I can see that.
676
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,480
You want a big, "I think I said
the wrong thing," sort of apology,
677
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:25,960
or can we take that as said?
678
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,080
I'd like the apology, actually.
679
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:32,920
You were right.
680
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:39,680
Not good enough.
681
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,600
- I want a proper apology.
- No.
682
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,496
- With the little dance.
- I don't do the dance.
683
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:48,160
I did the "I was wrong" dance in 1650,
684
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,800
- in 1793, 1941...
- Fine!
685
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:07,280
You were right, you were right,
I was wrong, you were right.
686
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,440
Okay?
687
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,160
Very nice.
688
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,760
Now, we need to
keep him here and hide him.
689
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:19,400
- From who?
- Everybody. Heaven, Hell, humanity.
690
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,800
We do it together. We make it
so nobody notices he's here,
691
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,320
until we've sorted all this out.
692
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:24,920
- Together?
- Yes. We do a...
693
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,560
little miracle
694
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,416
so nobody can spot him
even if they're looking for him.
695
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,640
No, I mean,
especially if they're looking for him.
696
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:36,280
I think Heaven would notice if I was
to perform even a very minor miracle.
697
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,480
I don't want Hell
taking an interest either.
698
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:39,560
Hello.
699
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,360
Where did you come back from?
700
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,440
Outside.
701
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,520
Outside?
702
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,640
Hmm.
703
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,120
Is it big?
Can I see the outside?
704
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:55,440
No, no, no, no. You need to stay here,
inside the bookshop.
705
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,120
We can look after you in here.
Just stay here.
706
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,320
Crowley, what if we each
did half a miracle?
707
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:06,160
I could hide him from your former people,
and you could hide him from mine.
708
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,680
It would barely move the dials.
709
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,440
Yes.
710
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,320
Yeah, that could work. Yes, okay. Okay.
711
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,000
- You...
- Jim.
712
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,920
- It's short for James, but...
- Jim.
713
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000
Right.
714
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:20,600
Sit in this chair.
715
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,400
You take his right hand,
I'll take his left.
716
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,400
We need to make this the tiniest,
717
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:35,640
most insubstantial, fractional half
a miracle we have ever performed.
718
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,960
No traces of anything
miraculous left behind.
719
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:41,600
- No alarm bells ringing in Heaven.
- Right.
720
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,360
Count of three.
721
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,080
One, two, three,
722
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:47,560
now.
723
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,400
Do you think it worked?
724
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,360
I don't know. Probably.
725
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,120
Good news, Jim.
726
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,000
Nobody's going to notice you.
You're safe here.
727
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:08,760
For now.
728
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,000
While we figure out
what's actually going on.
729
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,440
I think I know what's going on.
730
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,040
What?
731
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,080
I don't go to the outside,
732
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:19,760
and now
733
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,560
- I have two friends.
- I am not your friend.
734
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:30,760
I think it took.
735
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,960
That was a class-A
surreptitious half a miracle.
736
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,640
No one will have noticed a thing.
737
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,440
[alarm ringing]
738
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:44,800
[sighs]
739
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:52,800
Excuse me, Michael.
740
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,440
I think this one's for you to deal with.
741
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,640
- What's happening?
- You're the duty officer.
742
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,480
- I know I'm the duty officer!
- It's Earth.
743
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,120
You better come over here.
744
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,800
- Have you spotted Gabriel?
- Not as such, but check it out.
745
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:13,280
- Stop that noise!
- Can you turn off the alarm, please?
746
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,200
[soft music playing]
747
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,760
I see.
748
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,800
We may not know where Gabriel is,
but I'll tell you what we do know.
749
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:42,520
There's a former angel in this,
up to his bookshop-owning neck.
750
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,480
[outro theme music playing]