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劇名:尋找任務

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大師

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有空聊聊嗎?

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要是您在打坐我就不打擾了

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您在打坐,那我等您

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什麼事,勞埃德?

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我和大夥決定出個任務

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好讓自己保持在最佳狀態

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順便磨練技能

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很好

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是啊,只不過...是這樣的...

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我們想不到有什麼任務

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或許您可以指點一下?

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指點?

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您有什麼建議或想法嗎?

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你們已經懶到

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連自己找事做都不會了嗎?

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別指望我的指點

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自己去外面找任務

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冒險不會自己送上門來

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你們必須主動去尋找

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所以自己去找吧

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說得對,好的

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我們會去找的

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怎麼樣?

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他心情不太好

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他有指點什麼嗎?

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沒有,他說我們要自己想辦法

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我已經想五分鐘了

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腦子都枯竭了

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或許我們該換個環境

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有時換環境有助於思考

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不行,還是腦袋空空

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我們需要一個反派

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紫外線如何?

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她是個瘋子,我寧願對上奇羅

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他們都被關在克普塔瑞恩監獄裡

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那陳大師呢?

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他在亡者之境

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-彼拉呢?
-下落不明

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要花點工夫才能找到他

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花工夫?那算了

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合適的反派還真難找

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面對現實吧,根本找不到壞人了

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除了...

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說出來吧,是我爸

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不論他人在哪裡,都不會構成威脅了

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我們繼續討論吧

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還有誰呢?

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或許我們太好高騖遠了

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或許沒有反派也無所謂

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只要有個罪犯或流氓就行了

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惡霸我也可以接受

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或許我們應該去問警察局長

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搞不好我們可以協助防治犯罪

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好主意...

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-局長
-怎麼了?發生什麼事了?

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是機器人海盜?還是岩漿殭屍?

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都不是

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我們只是想幫忙抓壞人

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原來如此

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事實上,最近治安很好

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沒什麼壞人要抓

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總有什麼是我們能做的吧?

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還真的沒有

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你們自己看黑板

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那傢伙是誰?

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那個?那是個玩笑

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有人畫了一隻怪物

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有沒有越獄犯或是逃犯?

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一個也沒有

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-重刑犯?
-沒有

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-歹徒?
-沒有

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-詐騙犯?
-沒有

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-怪物?
-都沒有

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-長官
-什麼事,吉米?

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剛剛接獲線報,碼頭有非法走私活動

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包在我們身上

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別緊張,我們會搞定的

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好的,數到三

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把門踢開

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進行突襲,把人抓起來

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不准動

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年輕人,要買洋李汁嗎?

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不可能什麼事都沒有吧

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通緝犯?

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不付停車費的人?

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什麼都好

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什麼事,吉米?

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克普塔瑞恩監獄發生暴動

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-太好了
-中大獎了

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聽起來真可怕

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我們最好趕快進去

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數到三

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一、二、三!

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你們好

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這是怎麼回事?

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哪裡有暴動?

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暴動?沒這回事

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只是一點小爭執

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現在已經沒事了,對吧?

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我反應過度了,對不起

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抱歉,我態度太差了

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現在要去哪裡?

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你們覺得監獄的餐廳會賣...蛋糕嗎?

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既然都來了

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不如去看看奇羅吧?

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是啊,或許他又在動什麼歪腦筋了

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你好啊,奇羅

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你們好啊

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別跟我問好

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你又在搞什麼名堂了?

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沒什麼,只是在畫畫而已

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你們喜歡嗎?

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還可以

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為什麼小狗會叼著炸藥?

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牠是隻憤怒的小狗

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但牠在學習情緒管理

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就像我一樣

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我覺得畫畫能讓人平靜下來

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真是獲益良多啊,奇羅

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有隻貓被困在樹上

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糟糕

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妳的貓在這裡

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鬍子哥!

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好了,各位女士先生,我們要搶劫

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現金、手錶、錢包

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通通丟進袋子裡

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停!卡...

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劇本裡沒有這一段

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是誰說可以亂加的?

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老天啊

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休息室打翻了咖啡

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廁所的衛生紙用完了

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有個冒失鬼打破東西了

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真不敢相信居然會有這種事

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整座城市找不到一件可以做的事

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從統計上來說,這麼大的城市

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卻沒有任何犯罪事件

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這是很了不起的

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但願我能聽懂你說的話,但我聽不懂

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這麼大的城市怎麼可能沒人犯罪?

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還有為什麼你一直在弄那個模型船

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卻一點進展也沒有

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什麼?

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算了

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我們到底怎麼了?

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我們愈來愈廢了

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我們可是忍者啊

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我們需要的是行動、懸疑

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危險

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你們可以幫我歸檔

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那算哪門子的危險?

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如果不夠小心

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可能會被紙割傷

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我不想再看到任何檔案了

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我不想再做那種事了

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被紙割到好幾次

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真不敢相信我居然不如一個檔案櫃

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今天的事別說出去

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絕對不能說

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我不會說的

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我也是

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我也一樣

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現場為大家採訪到忍者國的

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頂尖考古學家克勞奇包爾斯

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他在死亡沙漠的深處

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發現了一座金字塔

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包爾斯教授

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能跟我們談談這座金字塔嗎?

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沒什麼好說的,蓋兒

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我還沒進去,也不打算進去

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但我以為...

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妳想知道裡面有什麼?

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一大堆陷阱、詭雷

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陷坑、吹箭

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讓人一腳踩空的假地磚

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從天而降的大石頭,我才不要進去

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但那不正是您的工作嗎?

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身為一名考古學家

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理應探索未知、執行危險的任務

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理論上是這樣沒錯

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妳到底想說什麼?

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總得要有人進去吧

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只有忍者才能活著出來

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我看起來像忍者嗎?

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不像

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這就對了

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找到了,這個就是我們的任務

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我去打包行李

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防曬油,要帶很多防曬油

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一定超好玩的

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忍者們,出動!

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好的,就是這樣

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以上是記者蓋兒在神秘金字塔的報導

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它將繼續保持神祕

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因為沒有人要進去

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為了這則報導我還特地去做了頭髮

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真是白費工夫

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