1 00:00:01,083 --> 00:00:03,083 [theme music] 2 00:00:08,625 --> 00:00:09,705 ♪ Go, Ninjago ♪ 3 00:00:09,791 --> 00:00:12,291 ♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around ♪ 4 00:00:14,916 --> 00:00:17,246 ♪ Hey, go, Ninjago ♪ 5 00:00:17,541 --> 00:00:19,711 [Nya] "The Absolute Worst." 6 00:00:23,583 --> 00:00:26,883 Hey, quit hogging the newspaper. I need my daily funnies. 7 00:00:27,041 --> 00:00:29,961 Your comics can wait. Look. 8 00:00:30,041 --> 00:00:33,041 [officer 1] One theory about the disappearance of the Ninja 9 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:36,375 is that they've gone on a quest to search for Zane. 10 00:00:36,458 --> 00:00:39,418 Oh. So that's why no one's seen the Ninja for... 11 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,630 [gasps] Are you crazy? 12 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,578 Don't talk about that on duty. 13 00:00:43,666 --> 00:00:44,826 Do you have any idea 14 00:00:44,916 --> 00:00:46,036 what would happen if the prisoners 15 00:00:46,125 --> 00:00:47,455 learn the ninja are missing? 16 00:00:48,666 --> 00:00:50,376 Uh, no? 17 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:52,463 They might start getting ideas. 18 00:00:53,916 --> 00:00:56,496 Ideas about breaking out. 19 00:00:57,208 --> 00:00:58,668 Especially them. 20 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:03,670 [both] Sorry, warden. 21 00:01:04,708 --> 00:01:07,128 [mumbles] 22 00:01:19,916 --> 00:01:20,956 [grunts] 23 00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:23,578 What the Ninblooey? Wha... 24 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:25,875 The ninja are... 25 00:01:25,958 --> 00:01:26,958 [gasps] 26 00:01:29,791 --> 00:01:31,581 Ultra Violet, look. 27 00:01:31,666 --> 00:01:33,246 This better be good. 28 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:35,333 You're interrupting my me time. 29 00:01:39,416 --> 00:01:41,536 So it's true. 30 00:01:41,833 --> 00:01:44,213 If the ninja are out of the picture, 31 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:46,710 we might actually have a chance. 32 00:01:49,291 --> 00:01:51,131 Tonight. After lights out. 33 00:01:51,958 --> 00:01:52,958 Heh. 34 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:01,628 Lights out. Cell block one. 35 00:02:20,375 --> 00:02:22,575 [snoring] 36 00:02:23,875 --> 00:02:25,955 [foreboding music] 37 00:02:40,875 --> 00:02:42,035 Come on. 38 00:02:50,583 --> 00:02:52,923 Hah. With the Ninja out of the picture, 39 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,290 we're practically home free. 40 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,955 Heh. Wonder what happened to them. 41 00:02:58,208 --> 00:03:01,498 Whatever it is, I hope it's something terrible. 42 00:03:01,791 --> 00:03:03,291 [both laugh] 43 00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:06,325 Especially Zane. He's the worst of the bunch. 44 00:03:06,416 --> 00:03:07,956 Zane? You're kidding. 45 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:10,825 He barely even counts as a Ninja. 46 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:14,076 Now, Nya, she's the worst. 47 00:03:14,166 --> 00:03:16,996 [Fugi-Dove] Zane and Nya are like warm hugs 48 00:03:17,083 --> 00:03:19,963 compared to the painful force and skill of Jay. 49 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:22,375 Jay's the worst ever. 50 00:03:22,458 --> 00:03:23,918 Who the heck are you? 51 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:26,788 Hah. Fugi-Dove. 52 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:28,125 Did you say, "fugitive"? 53 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,748 Fugi-Dove. 54 00:03:31,416 --> 00:03:32,916 The notorious villain? 55 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,040 The scourge of Ninjago City? 56 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:41,133 Sorry, was this a private escape, 57 00:03:41,208 --> 00:03:42,208 or can anyone join? 58 00:03:43,041 --> 00:03:44,291 You can come, bird guy, 59 00:03:44,666 --> 00:03:46,666 but let's get one thing straight. 60 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:48,710 Jay is not the worst ninja. 61 00:03:48,791 --> 00:03:50,581 That's definitely Zane. 62 00:03:50,666 --> 00:03:53,956 Did I ever tell you what he did during our last battle? 63 00:03:54,041 --> 00:03:57,381 The sons of Garmadon and I were taking on Lloyd 64 00:03:57,458 --> 00:04:01,418 and the annoying, but nowhere- near-as-awful-as-Zane, Nya. 65 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:05,786 Please, Ultra Violet. Don't hurt us. 66 00:04:05,875 --> 00:04:09,035 [Ultra Violet] The weak ninja cowered in my presence. 67 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:12,583 Victory was in my grasp, but then... 68 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,500 [beeps] 69 00:04:23,916 --> 00:04:25,916 [grunting] 70 00:04:26,916 --> 00:04:28,456 [yells] 71 00:04:30,375 --> 00:04:31,705 [grunts] 72 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:38,041 [yells] 73 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:39,575 [grunts] 74 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:43,330 [both grunting] 75 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:44,826 Aah. 76 00:04:44,916 --> 00:04:46,126 [Fugi-Dove] Uh, whoa, whoa, wait. 77 00:04:46,208 --> 00:04:47,958 That's not what I heard happened. 78 00:04:48,041 --> 00:04:51,131 I heard Zane had a dragon, not a jet, 79 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,458 and I heard he froze you instantly, 80 00:04:53,541 --> 00:04:54,751 like the minute it showed up. 81 00:04:54,833 --> 00:04:56,043 No fight whatsoever. 82 00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:58,785 Wrong! Whoever told you that is a liar. 83 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:03,955 I had Zane down, but he pulled some dirty robot tricks. 84 00:05:04,041 --> 00:05:05,251 Hi-yah! 85 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:09,963 [rock music] 86 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:21,963 [grunts] 87 00:05:23,291 --> 00:05:25,041 [yells] 88 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:26,825 Wait, wait, wait. Come on. 89 00:05:26,916 --> 00:05:29,326 -Are you sure that happened? -Were you there? 90 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:31,626 Because I have no memory of you being there. 91 00:05:31,708 --> 00:05:33,878 I believe you. Go on. 92 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,958 [crackles] 93 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:44,920 And that is why Zane is the worst ninja of all. 94 00:05:45,625 --> 00:05:47,495 Heh. Sounds pretty tough. 95 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:50,420 But trust me, Nya is worse. 96 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:54,040 Like, so much worse. Let me tell you. 97 00:05:55,666 --> 00:05:57,916 [Mechanic] I was test driving my newly-built 98 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,420 Ultimate Noodle Truck of Crime. 99 00:06:04,583 --> 00:06:06,583 [vacuum whirring] 100 00:06:09,541 --> 00:06:11,211 When for no reason at all, 101 00:06:11,541 --> 00:06:13,751 that nosy-do-gooder-judgy Nya 102 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:16,673 comes out of nowhere and starts messing with me. 103 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,210 [engine revs] 104 00:06:22,541 --> 00:06:24,461 [tyres squeal] 105 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:26,133 [buttons beep] 106 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:44,918 Hey! That's private property. 107 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,250 [grunts] 108 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:51,463 You're going away for theft and false advertising. 109 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:52,881 False advertising? 110 00:06:52,958 --> 00:06:55,378 This truck doesn't even sell noodles. 111 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,956 Does it? Does it? 112 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:03,035 You'll never catch me. 113 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:12,333 [gurgling] 114 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:14,875 I like your vehicle. 115 00:07:14,958 --> 00:07:16,668 It's actually cooler than mine. 116 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:19,040 I think I'll take it without asking. 117 00:07:19,541 --> 00:07:21,381 [Mechanic yelling, coughing] 118 00:07:22,416 --> 00:07:24,626 Nya stole your noodle truck? 119 00:07:24,708 --> 00:07:26,458 Yeah, can you believe it? 120 00:07:26,541 --> 00:07:28,921 And she said, "I think I'll take it without asking"? 121 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:31,960 That doesn't really sound like Nya. 122 00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:33,583 Sorry, who are you again? 123 00:07:33,666 --> 00:07:34,916 Fugi-Dove. 124 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:37,213 My cry fills the night. 125 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,751 [coos] 126 00:07:42,833 --> 00:07:45,463 Anyway, we should probably keep moving. 127 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:48,293 And while we go, I'll tell you 128 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:52,785 why Jay is actually the worst of all the Ninja. 129 00:07:53,041 --> 00:07:55,631 [Fugi-Dove] It was the biggest score of my life. 130 00:07:57,458 --> 00:07:59,668 One of those heists that hard-working criminals 131 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:02,040 like ourselves dream about, you know. 132 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:03,753 But then... 133 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:06,083 Oh, no! Look! 134 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:08,543 The famous Fugi-Dove. 135 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:11,955 Our frequent and well-known archenemy. 136 00:08:12,041 --> 00:08:13,711 Even with the three of us together, 137 00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:15,673 do you think we're a match for him? 138 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,626 [Lloyd] We should've never dared to tangle 139 00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:24,288 with the claws of Fugi-Dove! 140 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:27,383 [Fugi-Dove] I was home free, but then... 141 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:28,828 [Jay] Fugi-Dove. 142 00:08:29,875 --> 00:08:31,285 We meet again. 143 00:08:32,041 --> 00:08:34,041 [Mechanic] Wait. Hold on. Stop everything. 144 00:08:34,541 --> 00:08:36,961 The blue ninja doesn't ride lightning bolts. 145 00:08:37,041 --> 00:08:38,831 Well, he did that day. 146 00:08:38,916 --> 00:08:40,996 Actually, I'm enjoying this. 147 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:42,213 What happened next? 148 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:46,003 I will not bow to your tyranny. 149 00:08:46,208 --> 00:08:48,578 You don't scare Fugi-Dove. 150 00:08:48,666 --> 00:08:49,746 [laughs] 151 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,883 I admire your courage, Fugi-Dove. 152 00:08:51,958 --> 00:08:54,248 In another time or place, who knows? 153 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,293 We might have been allies. 154 00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:58,883 But today, you're going down. 155 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:02,578 [Jay] My respect for you is only matched 156 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,788 by my admiration for your skill. 157 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:07,035 But justice must be served. 158 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:08,670 Ninja-ukin! 159 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,420 [yelling] 160 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,330 [groans] 161 00:09:15,416 --> 00:09:17,576 Forgive me, old nemesis. 162 00:09:19,916 --> 00:09:21,496 [groans] 163 00:09:24,541 --> 00:09:27,041 [grunting, cooing] 164 00:09:27,916 --> 00:09:30,956 Have you ever even seen a ninja? 165 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:33,080 I mean, lightning rope? 166 00:09:33,416 --> 00:09:35,666 Not only is that not how lightning works, 167 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:37,460 it's not even how rope works. 168 00:09:37,541 --> 00:09:39,041 That's how it happened. 169 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,670 Whatever. 170 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:43,630 -[gasps] -Hey, look, a light. 171 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:44,828 It's about time. 172 00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:46,996 I don't think I can take another story. 173 00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:50,793 We made it! 174 00:09:50,875 --> 00:09:54,035 At last, I am no longer caged. 175 00:09:54,416 --> 00:09:56,126 [coos] 176 00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:57,788 Know what I'm gonna do first? 177 00:09:58,250 --> 00:10:00,710 Crimes. Like, a bunch of crimes. 178 00:10:00,791 --> 00:10:02,581 I've missed crimes. 179 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,080 [all grunt] 180 00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:12,496 [Pixal] I thought my ground penetrating radar 181 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:14,713 detected unusual subterranean activity. 182 00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:17,455 Now to get you back to Kryptarium prison 183 00:10:17,541 --> 00:10:18,581 where you belong. 184 00:10:18,666 --> 00:10:19,956 I'm revising my opinion. 185 00:10:20,416 --> 00:10:22,326 Samurai X is the worst. 186 00:10:22,416 --> 00:10:24,166 Absolutely. 187 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,830 Agreed. [coos] 188 00:10:26,916 --> 00:10:28,076 Who are you? 189 00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:29,626 Oh, come on. 190 00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:31,038 I'm Fugi-Dove. 191 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:32,875 [beeps] 192 00:10:32,958 --> 00:10:35,958 I have no record of you in my criminal databases. 193 00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:37,326 Nothing? 194 00:10:37,416 --> 00:10:38,626 I'm Fugi-Dove. 195 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:41,210 My cry fills the nigh... 196 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,125 [Fugi-Dove yells] 197 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,328 [Fugi-Dove coos] 198 00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:48,041 [closing theme music]