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《旋風忍者城控告忍者》

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這輩子還沒看過這麼快的審判

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他們怎麼能這麼快定罪？

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這都要怪德瑞

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為什麼怪我？

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因為你是我們的律師

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我早就說過了

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我只上過三個星期法律課

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三個星期

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內容幾乎都在教罰單抗辯

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或許法官願意放他們一馬

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他的外號叫做〝難搞〞

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那不是他的外號

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我很確定是姓氏

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沒有〝難搞〞這種怪姓氏啦

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請起立

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尊貴的威廉荷洛斯難搞法官蒞庭

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各位，請坐下

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看吧，就是姓氏

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我擔任法官多年以來

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從來沒看過這種完全藐視公權力

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不顧公共安全的惡劣犯行

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忍者讓整座城市陷入危險

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釋放了被判有罪的罪犯阿斯菲拉

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不止如此，還幫助她拿到

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她以前攻擊本市所使用的武器

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在宣判刑期之前

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你們還有什麼要為自己辯護的嗎？

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我想這種描述對被告來說並不公平

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那你會怎麼描述？

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辯方律師

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好吧，對，你說的是事實

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可是忍者也守護這座城市無數次

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例如對抗伽瑪當、暗影至尊
還有沉默者

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-沒錯
-對...我也記得

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對，也應該考量他們的貢獻，對吧？

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考量過了

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這也是我決定不會判他們
終身監禁的唯一理由

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本庭在此宣判被告的刑期是

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關進忍者監獄五年

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-天啊，不會吧？
-等等，什麼？

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判得好...

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-不愧是難搞法官，太好了
-肅靜，請保持肅靜

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-阿光...
-好耶

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赤蘭

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法官大人，改罰別的吧？

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例如社區服務或是掃地

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或是去撿個垃圾也不賴

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-對啊
-快過來看看

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新來的

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-借我啦
-好

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真不敢相信

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多年來的盡心守護

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情況很糟糕，我們這下糗大了

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想想這裡有多少人把我們當成敵人

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所有人

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嗨，室友們

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看來這裡只有四張床

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但我們有五個人

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最該擔心的不是這個

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對啊，而且我應該沒心情睡覺

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你確定的話，我先佔床囉

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你怎麼可以表現得這麼冷靜？

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你明明知道冰忍刻意關掉情緒儀了

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對啦，但偶爾有點正常人
該有的反應會很好

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如果能幫你放鬆

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我可以重新打開

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並做出適當的反應

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可能有幫助

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完全沒幫助

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該怎麼辦？

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我投逃獄一票

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絕對不可以

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這樣我們的罪只會更嚴重

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我們應該要順其自然才對

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不抗爭、不用力量

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只要乖乖的

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讓德瑞透過合法管道救我們離開

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真好笑

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等等，你認真的？

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不要低估德瑞的能耐

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我對棕忍者有信心

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他現在應該正在思考對策

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我不知道還能怎麼辦

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這些都是學校沒教的事

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人生怎麼那麼難？

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德瑞，拜託，保持冷靜

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只能怪他們自己行事太衝動

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你怎麼能怪他們？

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赤蘭，我當然能夠諒解他們的出發點

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老實說吧，我也很高興

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但這也無法改變事實

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他們犯了法，釋放了阿斯菲拉

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她逃走了

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所以這都是我的錯

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我卻沒有任何力量可以幫他們

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可憐的赤蘭

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她一定很過意不去

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赤蘭一直都握有力量

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甚至在成為元素大師之前

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她以武士X的身分

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不靠力量也幫助了很多人

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她會找到自己的定位的

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放風時間，20分鐘

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大家是不是都在盯著我們看？

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不如說是瞪著我們

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我從來沒覺得這麼不受歡迎過

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各位，萬事搞定啦

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我幫你們報名牢裡最強悍的幫派

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江湖人稱〝刺針幫〞

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現在沒人敢惹我們了吧

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謝了阿光，所有問題都消失了

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歡迎...看來派對提早開始了

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禮物之神帶來了報仇機會

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你最好別惹我們

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相信我，你惹不起的

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你管我？該怎麼說呢

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因為你們破壞了
我完美計劃的走私行動

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還逼得我坐牢

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現在我非常想報仇

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實在很不巧

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我們正式加入刺針幫了

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敢來找我們麻煩就會惹上他們

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編織社的膽小鬼？

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編織社？

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不...

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你只能怪自己做錯事

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自己的選擇自己擔

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又沒人逼你成為罪犯

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也許有些人天生就不適合當英雄

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你怎麼能夠確定？

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你什麼時候拋開私慾去幫助過別人？

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喂，所有人，給我退後

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勞埃德蒙哥馬利伽瑪當

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有人來探監，走吧

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看吧，八成是吳大師跟德瑞

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我就說他們會有辦法

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喂，我只是想強調

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我跟其他許多獄警

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很敬佩你們對國家的貢獻

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謝謝你

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無論喜好我們都必須執行法律

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我能體諒，我們不會惹麻煩的

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謝啦

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十號隔間，最裡面那個

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吳大師

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天啊，很高興見到...

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你是誰？

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我只不過是水晶國王的信差

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他要我告訴你

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他正在召集你的敵人前來

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準備面對攻擊

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旋風忍者城會被他的怒火吞噬

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為什麼要告訴我？

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因為我想看到你絕望無助的表情

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無能為力

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只能看著自己深愛的城市

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在你面前徹底毀滅殆盡

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不！

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攔住那個人

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獄警，阻止他，他要逃走了

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阻止那個忍者，他想要逃獄

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不，我沒有

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阻止他，他要逃走了

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喂，我的門禁卡

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其中一個忍者想要逃獄

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快派人支援

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站住

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不，可惡

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在那裡，壓制他

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我抓住他了

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抱歉，長話短說

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我絕對不是要逃獄

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獄警人數比囚犯還多

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囚犯在一樓，去一樓，樓梯井

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勸你放棄掙扎，你已經被包圍了

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這是怎麼回事？

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來的不是吳大師

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那麼是誰？

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根本沒看過他

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誰知道或聽過水晶國王的事嗎？

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無可奉告

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所有資料庫
都查不到相關的參考資料

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水晶國王是誰或什麼東西？

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我不知道

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但是我有一種天下即將大亂的預感

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凡吉利斯國王

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我特地來邀請你
成為水晶國王議會的一員

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並保證能向加害你的人報仇

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你願意加入嗎？

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是的

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非常樂意