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《忍者坐牢好憂鬱》

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你好

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我來履行辯護律師的職務

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跟當事人進行合法的會面

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律師？

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你比較像是

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二等卡拉OK俱樂部老闆之類的

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在此鄭重聲明

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我剛好是二等卡拉OK俱樂部的

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一等老闆

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你慧眼識英雄啊

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我也是律師

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看起來沒問題

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聽著，各位

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我知道情況不妙，但是放心

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有棕忍者在，保證靠得住

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我查了很多法律資料

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好極了，有什麼計畫？

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我們必須申請所謂的...

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申請審判無效

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我們可以申請審判無效？

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根據什麼？

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申請的理由就是

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我們一致不喜歡法官的判決

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非常遺憾

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那一點不能構成審判無效的理由

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不可以嗎？

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很抱歉，我還有一個壞消息

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但你們可能會想知道

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你們在新太朗抓到的國王

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凡吉利斯？

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那個骷髏頭巫師？

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是的

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昨天晚上，某個人或某樣東西

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協助他脫困

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他不見了

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是水晶國王做的

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誰？

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有個戴歌舞伎面具的怪人
來找過勞埃德

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而且還很囂張地放話

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他說有一個叫水晶國王的人

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正在召集我們的敵人前來進攻

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目的是什麼？

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我們必須調查清楚

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德瑞，快把我們弄出去

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好進行調查

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放心交給我吧

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我絕不會辜負朋友的期待

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保證一定成功

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我還有一個策略，成功機率很高

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會面時間結束了

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不用擔心，相信我

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這是我的口袋妙招

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絕對經得起考驗

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赤蘭她還好嗎？

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身體狀況沒問題

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但她失去元素之力

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法官也不允許她來探視你們

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她很難熬，因為...

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這...

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怎麼了？

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她總認為是自己害你們入獄的

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而她現在卻沒有力量幫助你們

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阿光，別擔心，我了解我妹妹

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赤蘭有個特點

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每當她被打倒

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總會重新站起來

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希望你說得對

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赤蘭，妳在做什麼？

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春季大掃除

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丟掉一堆我再也不需要的垃圾

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可是這些是妳的訓練武器

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我已經不是元素大師了

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所以當然也不用訓練了

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又何必留下這堆垃圾？

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有時候，人會心煩意亂

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胡亂做決定

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像是丟掉所有寶貴物品

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我沒有啊，好嗎？

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我只是想實際一點

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畢竟我不是元素大師了

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對吧？

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雖然妳確實失去了元素之力

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但力量無法界定妳這個人

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妳有更多其他優點

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我會記住的，謝謝你

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如果你不介意

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我真的得繼續整理房間了

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有些東西值得保留

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〝親愛的武士X

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謝謝妳在失火時，救了我們全家〝

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武士X

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武士X

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這是什麼食物啊？

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真的能吃嗎？

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我以為是燕麥粥

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可是燕麥粥不是綠色的

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我已經說過我不喝機油了

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但根本沒人在聽

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我寧可試試看機油的味道

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至少有蛋糕吃

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這是兇器

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不希望牙齒咬斷，就別吃蛋糕

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厲害...

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大人物光臨

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-彼拉？
-彼拉？

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好忍者跟壞孩子們
一起被關進大牢啦？

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真諷刺，對吧？

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想笑儘管笑

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你也被困在這裡

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對，誰叫我被抓了

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被新的忍者抓

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我不得不稱讚
他們比你們好太多了

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-你...
-赤地，他不值得

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反正我可不著急

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我還聽說

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有人在救壞人出獄當打手

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我很快就會先你們一步逃離這裡

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我們不會坐視不管的

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歡迎使出全力阻止我

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跟新的忍者相比

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你們實在可笑

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爆痛的

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我警告過你

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快分開，回你們的牢房去

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臭忍者，等著瞧，你們會知道的

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萬歲，水晶國王萬歲

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又是水晶國王

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素素

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我想請妳幫忙打造一個東西

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妳想打造什麼？

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這個

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以前的武士X藍圖？

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沒錯，只不過我稍微修改了幾個功能

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非常有意思

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我預估這需要1276個小時
才能完成

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明早就能完成

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醒醒，情況不對勁

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媽咪？

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我的天啊

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彼拉彼昌斯沃

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我特地來邀請你
成為水晶國王議會的一員

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並保證可以向加害過你的人報仇

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你願意加入嗎？

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讓我清醒一下好嗎？

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我願意

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怎麼了？怎麼回事？

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我剛才看到了一隻水晶蜘蛛

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鑽進彼拉的牢房裡

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水晶？

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可能是水晶國王的手下？

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得快阻止他

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千萬別衝動

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否則我們的處境會更艱難

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眼前還有更大的問題要解決

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大家退後

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應該是這間

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彼拉，別跑！

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我懶得理你們

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我還要去找水晶國王呢

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臭忍者，再見

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小心

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追上去

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水晶蜘蛛啊

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請帶我前往自由

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快追，他要逃走了

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快追，他們要逃走了

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給我回來，趕快自首吧

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不是我們要逃獄，他才是

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頭等艙，豪華的招待

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真是太享受了

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打中一隻，阿光，神準

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小心，蜘蛛要爆炸了

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他們要攻擊我們

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不，真的沒有

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快趴下

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再會了，各位，慢慢坐牢吧

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你休想

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先走啦，下次再會囉

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失火了

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快點告訴我
你沒有放火燒了那座塔

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這個...

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我們的刑期會再多加20年吧

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等我們出獄的時候

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就會比吳大師還要老

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我不會，我是機械忍者

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永遠不會變老

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但是你們都會

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留在原地

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統統不准動