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-飛身
-飛身

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-迴旋踢
-飛身

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一切旋轉成幻影

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忍者向前 忍者向前 衝

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劇名：克里斯多芬

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你只想說這個？

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我只是在等披薩外送

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你們不會是

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巴迪披薩的外送員吧？

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我們當然不是

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把腳擦乾淨

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文尼才剛打掃地板

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如各位所見

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地面的水晶大軍

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已經快到城市邊界了

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在我正後方的

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是漂浮在空中的水晶島

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你們剛剛到底在說什麼？

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你怎麼會在這裡？

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一點道理也沒有

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你一直都住在這裡？

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就在旋風忍者城裡？

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兄弟，你解釋一下

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寄剪報又是怎麼回事？

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你怎麼會願意待在這裡？

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或是，總之統統講清楚

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我原本是想避免這種情況的

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但是你們都來了

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不如乾脆把話說開吧

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想當初跟歐米茄鬼怪大戰後

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我救了你們一命

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-等等，什麼？
-勞埃德

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我不知道該怎麼自處

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我通常是征服旋風忍者城的人

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不是救星

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這感覺非常奇特

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我發現自己非常困惑

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我為什麼會想救你們？

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我關心你們嗎？

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我決定好好思考一陣子

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也許獨處片刻

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我對善惡的本質產生強烈的疑問

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我很了解邪惡

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但完全不懂行善

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所以我很好奇

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我真的有辦法做好事嗎？

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能幫助別人嗎？

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我周遭都是脆弱的人類

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他們卻努力完成
世上最枯燥的工作

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例如修剪灌木叢

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慢慢剪

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或是想一起用力把繩索拉斷

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人類太離譜了

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這時我才發現

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我有辦法幫助他們達成

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無意義的人生目標

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那些目標當然有意義

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他們是想...

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你到底是想打斷我說話

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還是想聽我說完？

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說吧，你說

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是伽瑪當來了！

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快逃！

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我很疑惑卻不知道上哪找答案

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我終於想起智者給我的建議

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他恐怕是我遇過最明智的人

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初代旋風忍術大師？

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是文尼

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忍者電視台新聞部的

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這世上

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還有什麼比生存更重要？

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我的天啊，有很多啊

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像是友情還有愛

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世界和平跟信任

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真相

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以及勇氣

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你懂的，這些能讓人生圓滿

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這些東西對我沒有意義

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但我還是渴望能深入了解

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所以我來到這裡

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投靠文尼

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忍者電視台新聞部的

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他將以無限的智慧

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敞開雙手熱烈歡迎我

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他怎麼來了？

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該怎麼辦？

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忍者電視台新聞部的文尼

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是我

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伽瑪當

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快報警

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我是來跟你諮詢的

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諮...諮詢？

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你曾經說過

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生存不是唯一的目標

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還提到

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一堆我完全不懂的概念

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但我想了解

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忍者電視台新聞部的文尼
收留了我

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但是他有一個條件

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好吧

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但是你必須保證

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不使用暴力

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不造成破壞

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尤其是不能打架

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我為這間公寓
付了兩個月的損害押金

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我鄭重發誓

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說吧

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你需要什麼協助？

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我想要了解
良善的本質究竟是什麼

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良...良善？

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對

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我最近試著幫助別人

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這經驗讓我好困惑

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我想更加了解良善

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也想看看我是否有善良的一面

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這樣啊

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我想我們都有善良面

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大概也都有邪惡面

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我從詛咒之境復活的時候

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他們只帶回我邪惡的一面

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我心裡的鬼怪

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但是

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應該不是那樣

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不然你就不會來了，對吧？

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你果真非常明智

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忍者電視台新聞部的文尼

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要怎麼開始？

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開始什麼？

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行善人生

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我不知道

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或許

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先從一些小事開始

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例如要有禮貌

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多多微笑

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常說早安

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或是幫別人開門

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幫誰？哪扇門？

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誰都可以啦

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這只是一種方式

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要開多久？

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直到那個人順利通過

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可是如果又有別人來呢？

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然後又來一個

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你可能會永遠卡在門邊

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天啊

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我決定試試他的方法

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我會努力讓自己

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行善

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讓我來幫你們推鞦韆

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行善比我想像中還難

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終於來了

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巴迪

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不是保證20分鐘內送到嗎？

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抱歉，今晚訂單很多

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人類都會犯錯

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我原諒你

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給你昂貴的獎勵

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代表我很善良

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外送順利！

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怎樣？

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我想你確實值得贏得稱讚

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你進步很多，兄弟

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對，雖然我有時候也想放棄

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只想大開殺戒

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忍者電視台新聞部的文尼

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說我應該放下內心的憤怒

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怎麼做？

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同理心來自關懷

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所以他找了東西讓我照顧

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嗨，伽瑪當

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這個給你

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一株植物？

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你為什麼要給我植物？

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因為我爸以前常說

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同理心來自關懷

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所以你可以練習照顧某樣東西

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例如植物

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我該怎麼照顧植物？

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只要澆澆水

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讓它曬太陽

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幫它取個名字

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就是照顧了

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取名字

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該叫你什麼才好呢？

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對了

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可以叫你

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克里斯多芬

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不用害怕，克里斯多芬

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你在這裡很安全

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我信守了承諾

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克里斯多芬
在我的照顧下蓬勃生長

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好，停...別講了

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吳大師

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你該不會又被這個人騙了吧？

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我非常了解我爸

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他絕對不可能改變

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我可沒那麼肯定

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我很確定

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我們並不想知道
你是怎麼照顧植物的

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我們是想來調查剪報的事

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對，我差點就忘了

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你怎麼會知道？

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黑暗島主回歸的事？

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我當然知道

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雖然我還在試著理解同理心

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但憤怒跟憎恨很簡單

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我能感覺到這些情緒的累積

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我一直在等你們採取行動

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卻完全沒動靜

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你為什麼不直接告訴我？

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因為我不想受到過去的干擾

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我知道你們一定會來拜託我

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拯救全世界

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我到底聽到了什麼

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我們來這裡幹嘛？

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誰要他幫忙拯救世界？

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勞埃德，恐怕我們需要

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敵人人多勢眾

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黑暗島主跟晴美回來了

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-還召集一支...
-晴美？

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對

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晴美回來了

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我把她當成女兒看待

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她聰明、無情

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又殘暴

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但是

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我得先找到自己

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才能好好地幫助他人

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我必須找到自己

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一般來說，我會同意

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但有時必須把自己的需求
擺在一邊

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來成就更大的利益

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我已經發誓再也不會使用暴力

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我也不會再長出額外的手臂

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好極了，謝謝你沒幫上忙

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吃你的披薩吧

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吳大師，我們走

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克里斯多芬！

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勞埃德，你看

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復仇之石戰士

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他們害怕他的鬼怪形體

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你也有鬼怪血統

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你還不懂嗎？

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說不定可以藉此打敗他們

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你必須接受自己鬼怪的那一面