[dramatic music]
♪
- They're gaining on us! - Hurry, Kappa, ride faster!
[horses whinnying]
all: [scream]
- [exclaiming]
[horses whinnying]
[grunting and thudding]
- [screams]
[grunting]
- Oof.
- [screaming]
Ooh.
[groaning]
- Feels like I fell off the Empire State Building.
- [grunts]
[groaning]
- You guys okay?
- Only broke my skull. Nothing important.
[groans]
- [groans] Where's Pugtaro?
- He's here. Wake up, little one.
- [groans] What happened?
- You have your rabbit pal to thank
for all of this, Puggie.
- What were you thinking, leading us off a cliff, Usagi?
- It wasn't as if I wanted to plunge over a cliff.
And if we would have stayed, we would surely have been slain.
- Hah, we could have taken those guys.
I should've been leading us!
- Enough already!
Take me to my temple this instant!
- We don't need to take you anywhere, you little brat.
Come on, guys, I've had enough of these two jerks.
- [blows a raspberry]
- Yo, dudes, this isn't a good idea.
- Mikey's right.
Usagi said the only way back to our dimension
is in Kintaro's temple.
♪
- Ahh!
♪
[heavy guitar chords]
[glass shatters]
♪
- Ahh!
[driving percussive music]
♪
[jazzy theme music]
♪
- [low growl]
♪
- Now we're talking. Yeah!
- I've got an idea!
- [groans] Aw, sewer apples!
- Booyakasha!
♪
[light footsteps]
- [snorts]
[somber music]
♪
- The fastest way to the Temple of the Sky Buddha...
- Wah, oof! - Is through the Tangled Skein
and over Haha Naru Yama, "The Mother of Mountains."
- The--The Forest of the Tangled Skein?
But everyone knows that place is haunted.
- Haunted? - [screams]
- Sweet! - [growls]
- Ghosts are cool, Kintaro. - Ahh!
- As long as they don't scare you or possess you
or try to suck your soul out of your body
through your belly button, there's nothing to worry about.
- You're not helping, ugly frog.
Yojimbo, I demand you take me around the forest and carry me!
- I'll carry him-- off another cliff.
- [growls]
Huh?
[whimpers]
[growling]
Ahh, ahh!
♪
- [scoffs and laughs]
This place isn't creepy. Nope, not at all, uh-uh.
Not in the slightest. [screams]
- What?
Ugh, Tokage Lizards.
- Look, Usagi, we've been walking forever.
I think it's time we made camp.
- No, we're in the heart of Yokai territory.
We must continue if we know what's good for us.
♪
[cawing]
♪
- Huh? - Huh?
[cawing]
- What the--?
♪
- Hey, hold up, guys! Mikey's gone.
- Mikey, Mikey! - Michelangelo!
- Stinky lizard! - Michelangelo!
- Ahh!
♪
What are you smiling about?
We don't have time for games!
- No games, bro.
I was just looking for pizza.
Yeah, come on, let's keep going.
- Hurry, we must not stop.
♪
- Um, Mikey, where are your nunchucks?
- Why do I need nunchucks when I can use a sword?
[giggles]
- What is wrong with you, Mikey? Give it back, now.
- You'll just have to get it from me.
[blows a raspberry]
- Why, you little-- - [giggles]
- Mikey, get back here! [grunts]
- [giggles]
- [sighs]
- [giggles]
- Ahh! - Ahh!
- Mikey! - [giggles]
[laughs]
- Mikey?
- [exclaiming and giggling]
- Hah!
♪
- [grunts]
[poof]
both: Huh?
- [chattering]
- What the heck is that?
- And what happened to Mikey?
[poof]
- [grunts]
- Oof! - We must catch it!
- Get back here, you! - Hurry!
- [groans]
- Some kind of explanation, Usagi?
- It is Tanuki, bake-danuki, magical tricksters
that can either help or do great harm.
- You better not be leading us into more danger, Usagi.
♪
- Uh, hey, wait a second. - Oof!
- Why do we have two Raphaels?
- Ahh! - Ahh!
- What? - What?
- A second Raphael?
- One of them is a disgusting Yokai!
- You freaky imposter!
I'm taking you down!
[grunting]
♪
- [growls]
- It's that one! The one on the left!
- [chatters]
- Huh?
Thanks, rabbit man. I owe you.
There's one thing I can't stand--
it's an impost-- oof!
[chatters]
[grunting]
[giggles]
♪
- You gotta be pulling my plastron.
♪
- [panting]
[grunting]
[screams]
Oof.
♪
[chattering and giggling]
♪
[muffled yelling]
♪
both: [gasp]
- No.
[chattering and giggling]
[muffled yelling]
- Raph...Mikey... - We gotta help them.
- Not yet.
You will put us all in danger.
- Listen to what he says, lizard fool.
- Are you crazy?
They'll be turned into turtle kebabs!
I'm saving them.
Hrah! - Hyah!
- [groans] Hrah!
- I'll, uh, stay here as backup.
[chattering and giggling]
- [grunts] Yah!
[chattering]
[muffled yelling]
- Oof.
Thanks, bro!
My butt was turning extra crispy.
[grunting]
- It's payback time!
Hah!
Hyah! - [chattering]
- Huh? Hyah!
- [chattering]
[dramatic music]
[chattering and giggling]
- Ahh! [grunts]
- [yells]
[grunts]
Fuzzy little freaks!
- [chattering] - [grunting]
- [chatters] - Hey!
Hyah! - [chatters]
- Wah! - [chatters]
- Wah-ha! - [chatters]
- Hiyah! - [giggles]
- Wah!
Yah! - [chattering]
[grunting]
- [yells]
Oof. - [chatters]
♪
- Whoa, oh!
Oof!
- [exclaiming and screaming]
[groans]
That's it! I've had it with
these little furry nuts!
They're-- gone?
♪
- Do you see, Usagi? We had to attack.
- No, it would have been easier if we made a simple offering,
which we need to do now.
I am leaving this.
- [laughs] What's up, doc?
- Does anyone have food for a suitable offering?
If we do not, the Tanuki will plague us again.
- I bet the dumb orange one has food.
- Who's you calling dumb, Puggie?
- He's right, Mikey. Cough it up.
- Aww, but I'm down to two slices.
- [growls]
- Ugh, fine, make a turtle starve, why don't you?
♪
[groans] - We gotta move.
I don't wanna spend any more time in this forest
than we have to.
♪
[thunder rumbling]
♪
[rain splattering]
♪
- Okay, what is this, dudes?
It's like a giant, sticky loogie.
- Worse--they're giant spider webs.
- [licks]
- [sighs]
[grunting]
[groans]
♪
[screams]
[panting]
- I don't like spiders, Yojimbo, especially the over-sized kind.
- Be silent, Kitaro-sama. - [whimpers]
- We must be prepared for anything.
- Help!
- Hmm? - Help me!
- This way!
♪
- Usagi, help me, please!
- Akemi? How can this be?
- I'll save you.
- Hmm?
♪
No, Leonardo, wait!
- [groans] Please, free me.
♪
[groans]
- It's okay now.
We'll help you.
[screams]
- Yes, help me, ninja. [laughs]
Help me! [roars]
- [screams]
- Away, fiend! - [screaming]
- [yells]
- [sighs]
- [hisses]
♪
- [screams]
[grunts]
♪
[screams]
♪
- Oof, ahh!
- [laughs maniacally]
- Déjà vu!
- Raph!
- [screams]
- Booyakasha!
[grunts] - [screams]
- Ahh, oof!
[grunting]
- [hisses]
- You ugly spider woman.
I'll-- ahh!
- Hah, you cannot destroy Joroguma!
♪
- [grunts]
Whoa!
- [hisses]
- [screams] - [laughs maniacally]
- Leonardo! [grunts]
- [screams]
[roars]
♪
- [grunts]
[screaming]
both: Oof.
- [grunts] We're doomed!
We're spider food!
- Technically, she's only going to drain
all of our bodily fluids and leave us for--
- Not helping, Donnie!
- [laughs maniacally]
I'll web you all like insects and drain you dry.
[laughs]
- [screaming] Here she comes!
- I don't wanna be eaten like a lowly bug.
Do something, Usagi!
- Even if you could break free, below you lies
a bottomless pit.
[laughs maniacally]
[roars]
- [screams]
- Hey, spider witch! Eight legged buttface!
Yeah, I'm talking to you!
- [roars]
- Heh, just kidding. You don't really
have a buttface.
- [roars]
[thud]
[roars]
- Over here, Joroguma! Come get me!
- What's this? There are two?
[roars]
♪
- [chattering]
♪
- It just got worse.
- [laughs]
- [screams]
- The Tanuki are...helping us?
[chattering]
- [screams]
all: [screaming]
- Ahh, ahh! - Whoa, whoa!
- Ahh! - Ahh, ahh!
[chattering]
- [grunts] Whoa!
[screaming]
[grunting]
- [laughs]
- Whoa!
- Huh? [grunts]
- Whoa! - Oof!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Oh! - Ooh!
- Hyah! - Whoa, ahh!
[grunts]
- Oh, snap, that was too close.
- Ahh!
[grunting]
- Ugh. - [yells]
[chattering]
- Thank you for saving our lives, Tanuki.
May the gods honor you.
- Hmph.
[chattering]
[thunder rumbling]
- You know, Pugtaro wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't
such an entitled little jerk.
- Yeah. [yawns]
The little loud-mouth just needs discipline.
- I can hear you, turtle fools!
- Eh, whatever, Puggie. Roll over and get some sleep.
- [yawns] I'm right there with you, brah.
My shell is tired.
[snoring]
- Usagi, I'm sorry I didn't listen to you sooner.
I was arrogant. Thank you for everything.
I'll take the first watch.
Get some sleep, Usagi.
- Thank you, Leonardo-san.
[thunder rumbling]
[fire crackling]
♪
- What?
- [laughs]
- Usagi, wake up! Get up, Kintaro, now!
Guys, wake up!
- What is it? - It's Jei!
He's--
♪
- [laughs] - [gasps]
[yelling]
- Ahh.
- I got 'em!
[grunting]
Ahh, ooh!
- [laughs] - [groans]
[thud] Ahh!
- Mikey! - [gasps]
- [laughs]
- Ahh!
- Ah.
[fire crackling]
- Ahh!
- No!
- Oof! - Ahh!
- [yells]
Ahh!
[chokes]
- You cannot fathom the power of Jei!
- [groans]
- [laughs]
[thudding]
- [groans]
No, no!
No!
[melancholy music]
♪
[sobbing]
[thunder rumbling]
[rain splattering]
- I sense the evil inside of you, Leonardo.
♪
And I will purge it!
♪
[laughs]
♪
Hyah!
[grunting]
[thunder crashes]
- Yah, hyah, hyah!
[thunder crashes]
[grunting]
[thunder crashes]
[grunting]
[panting]
[grunting]
- You're weakening, turtle.
And I'm growing stronger.
[grunting]
♪
- [groans] Ahh!
- [yells]
- [exclaiming]
- You are just a child.
What threat do you pose Jei?
None.
[thunder rumbles]
- Ahh!
- Leo, wake up!
- [panting]
Raph?
It was a dream?
- No kidding, turtle dummy.
- You were controlled by Jei's magic.
- We all had the same dream.
And when he destroyed us, we woke up.
- But why?
Why is he messing with us like that?
Not cool, yo.
[shimmering]
- Yes, you are nothing but puppets.
The pawns of the gods.
[laughs]
- Be wary, Turtle Ninja.
We approach the Mother of Mountains.
We are not out of danger yet.
♪
[dramatic music]
♪