[dark music]
♪ ♪
[floor squeaking] - Faster!
Faster, you putrid pachyderm! - [growls]
- You too, you porcine punk.
Put some elbow grease into it.
- But, Comrade Shredder, we succeed!
We get transmat chip, just like you ask.
Why we wax floor, like lowly servants?
Bolshevik. - Yeah, Boss-Man.
We should get... [stammers] A bonus!
Not all this waxing and sweeping
and laundry all the time.
[thwack]
- Silence, you fools!
The transmat chip heist was the only thing
you didn't botch, for when you did my laundry,
you mixed the lights and darks together!
Now my socks are all purple!
[coconut clatters]
- [slurps, grunts]
Again with the socks!
That's enough.
[towel whips, snaps] - [huffs]
- You two colossal cretins
need to bring me Kraang crystals.
With them, we will fully power up the Technodrome,
and conquer this puny world!
[both laughing]
- Yeah, uh... right-o.
Just get some of those dang old Kraang crystals.
both: Uh... - Comrade Shredder,
where is crystals? - Fools!
Kraang, deploy...
the visual aids.
[computer beeps]
- My sensors indicate that all
the Kraang crystals are located at this address--
the TCRI Building!
- So there we will strike!
But first, that floor won't wax itself.
Put your backs into it, you stinking sycophants.
[heavy guitar chords]
[glass shatters]
♪ ♪
- Ahh!
[driving percussive music]
♪ ♪
[jazzy theme music]
♪ ♪
- [low growl]
♪ ♪
- Now we're talking. Yeah!
- I've got an idea!
- [groans] Aw, sewer apples!
- Booyakasha!
♪ ♪
[foreboding music]
♪ ♪
- Well, we know the Technodrome is down here somewhere.
If we keep looking, we're bound to find it.
We just have to keep believing in ourselves.
- I don't think it's gonna be that easy.
I don't know what it's like in your world--
we have a lot of sewer here.
[Turtle Comm beeping] - I'm getting a really strong
Technodrome reading. It's just up ahead.
[beeping intensifies, then stops]
- [sighs] Another dead end.
- Must be all the raw sewage, dude.
[explosion, all yelp]
[whooshing]
- What the heck?
[machinery whirs]
[static crackles] - Ah, there you are,
you repulsive reptiles.
Welcome to our little ambush.
- Can they hear us? Is this thing on?
- Yes, it's on, you ninja nincom--
[slam] Oof!
- Sorry to disappoint, Turtles,
but we're too busy with taking over the world!
Instead, I hope you appreciate
the little party we've arranged for you.
[laughing]
[screen shatters]
[machinery whirring, clanking]
- You see? Cool but rude.
I told ya, dudes.
- All right, Turtles.
Let's send 'em to the scrap heap.
[stomp]
- That's it, G!
TCRI and whatnot.
[snaps] Okay, Footbots,
do your thing. [whoosh]
[sneaky music]
♪ ♪
[door whirs open]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Hee-hee, hoo-hoo ♪
[elevator dings, clanks open]
- ♪ Hee-hee ♪ [chuckles]
[elevator dinging]
[mellow elevator music playing]
- Yo, Rock. - Da?
♪ ♪
- You think that Shredder and Kraang respect us?
Like, we're a real part of the team, right?
- I thinking when we return with Kraang crystal,
they will give respect we deserve.
- Yeah! Yeah, that makes sense.
After all, without us, they'd have no transmat chip,
no Kraang crystals-- no nothin', yo.
- Da, da. True that.
Do you want hug?
- Yeah, okay--
a quick one, a quick one.
[elevator whirs, dings]
[triumphant musical flourish]
- [snorting]
- [chuffs]
[crickets chirping]
- Whoa!
[foreboding music]
- Well, well, well. - [snorting]
- Two of them, two of us.
Seems like a fair fight.
- And Mondo Gecko makes three.
- [grunts uncertainly] - Uh...
should still be pretty fair.
- [chuffs] - Since when are Bebop
and Rocksteady the kind of chumps who fight fair?
[whoosh]
[eerie music]
[grunting]
[smacking and grunting]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Cowabung--
[thud] Oof!
[groaning]
♪ ♪
[computer beeping rapidly]
[distant roaring]
[clattering]
- Big-time, baby. Whoo!
- This the big crime!
[rock clattering]
[dramatic music]
[Mondo Gecko slurps, pops]
[T-Phone beeps]
[Turtles shouting]
- [yells]
[T-Phone ringing]
'Yello? - Dude, it's Mondo.
Mondo Gecko. - Dude!
You would not believe the sick robots
we're fighting. - Mikey,
you gotta get to the TCRI Building.
Bebop and Rocksteady are jacking Kraang crystals, bro!
- Whoa. We're on our way, Mondo.
Guys, Mondo says we gotta get to TCRI
and stop Bebop and Rocksteady!
- TCRI? That's where all
the Kraang technology is being held.
Oh, brother. We gotta go! Now!
[together] Let's move!
[dramatic music]
- I got this, dudes!
- Man, the little guy's got no quit!
[weapon clicks]
[grunts]
- [yells, grunts]
[slamming]
[thud] - [chuffs]
I will make of you suitcase!
- [growling]
[slam] Hoo!
[glass shatters]
[all shouting]
[punches landing] - [shouts, coughs]
[both grunting]
[water splashing]
[water splashes] - [gasping]
[groaning]
Oh...
- [growling] - [chuffs]
[foreboding music]
- Let's try this without robots, punks.
- I'll take Rocksteady.
[thump]
[dramatic music]
- That's right, baby! Can't stop the Bop!
[thud, grunts] Oof!
- [shouts] Got it! - [shouting, grunts]
[chuckles] - [growling]
- [struggling] - [roars]
- From downtown, baby! - [gulps]
[smoke hissing]
[Leatherhead coughing]
[door whooshes open]
- Get 'em, my EPF bros! Attack!
[guns firing]
- [panting]
[both shouting]
- Get in, you meandering mutants!
[tires squealing]
[cackling]
- Whoa. I was almost
roadkill there, dudes. Come on.
The coast is clear.
- Leatherhead! Are you okay?
- [coughing] I am...
[inhales] Fine, Michelangelo.
Just angry they got away.
- I must have gotten hit harder than I thought.
I'm seeing double Turtles here.
- It's a long story. See, these are the Turtles
from another dimension...
[stammers] It's a long story.
- Like Raph said, it's a long story.
And if Shredder and Kraang have the Kraang crystals,
it's gonna be one with a sad ending.
- They have the transmat chip and the crystals to power it.
There's nothing stopping them from opening a portal
to Dimension X! - Come on.
There's got to be something we can do!
- Well, they'll have to come to the surface to do it.
- But when they do, we'll be ready for 'em.
I have an idea, a really awesome idea.
- Uh-oh. Your Donnie
gets that crazy look too, huh, dude?
[machinery whirring]
- Kraang! Where are you?
- Sorry, I just got out of the shower.
I wanted to look good for this,
the final victory!
- [snorts] - [chuffs]
[dramatic percussion]
♪ ♪
- I told you not to use my shampoo!
I have to order it special!
- Kraang uses whatever shampoo Kraang desires!
- Uh, look! We get shiny crystals of Kraang.
Pretty good, da?
- Really? Excellent!
Give them here, you horned homunculus!
[crystals clattering]
[alarm blaring]
[Technodrome rumbling]
- Ah...
[dials clicking]
[electricity crackling]
[Rocksteady and Bebop shouting]
[computer pings]
- Yes! We're at 100%!
- Now, to the surface.
This is it.
We're really going to do it! Whoo-hoo!
[both laughing]
- Uh...
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[drill buzzing]
♪ ♪
[game pinging]
- [groans]
I don't get it. Why are we waiting around?
We should be doing something. - Be patient, Raph.
The Donnies said they're working on something.
We should wait till they're ready.
- So weird. In our world,
"Space Heroes" is a live-action show,
not a cartoon.
- Really? Do they disintegrate
as many people as they do in the cartoon?
Because that would be horrifying.
- [shivers] It is.
- Hey, guys! I got something to show you.
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- Whoa! It's a heavy-metal makeover.
Totally righteous, Donatello.
- And with this kind of firepower,
we can deal with Kraang and Shredder on equal footing.
- And blast the Technodrome back to your dimension.
- Great. Now all we have to do
is find it.
[dramatic music]
[crashing, rumbling]
[all shouting]
[crash]
[terrifying music]
[people screaming]
- Finally! New York City trembles
before my might!
[van engine roaring]
[tires squeal]
[heavy guitar music]
♪ ♪
[laser firing]
- It's no good, Leo. Our guns aren't doing anything.
Its armor is too advanced!
- Same on this side. We have to keep trying, though.
We can't let them open the portal.
- Come, Bebop and Rocksteady.
Enjoy the fruits of your labor!
- Yes, join us! After all,
none of this would be possible
without you two.
- Da? We join...
as real super-villains?
- No more laundry? No more cleaning?
[both yelping] - I know that we've
been hard on you two, but that's because
we're used to our Bebop and Rocksteady!
But you two have earned your place as partners.
- Yes! We made it, baby! - We in like the Flynn!
- Now all that's left is to open the portal
and destroy this disgusting world.
both: Huh?
- Wait, run that by me again.
Destroy the world?
- Of course. Once the portal is open,
my Rock Soldiers will lay waste to this entire planet,
starting with this accursed Big Apple.
- [cackling] - Start spreading the news!
[both laughing]
- Oh, snapping-dizzle...
[dramatic music]
[wheels squealing]
♪ ♪
[eye whirring]
[electricity zapping]
- Yes! Victory is ours.
[both growling]
- Oh, snap. Traag!
- And Granitor.
- You know these guys?
- Yup, a couple of
Dimension X hard cases.
[dramatic music]
[thudding]
[taxi alarm beeping]
[dark string music]
[Rock Soldiers chattering]
[stomping]
- Stay close. We can take 'em...
[grunts] Somehow.
[horn honking] - Mutanimals, ho!
[dramatic choral music]
♪ ♪
- Slash! - Leatherhead!
Just in time. - Let us destroy
these walking statues.
- Cowabunga!
[all shouting] - I knew it.
Just when we have a good thing going,
those shabby shellbacks have to turn up and spoil it!
- [slurring] We can't lose.
After all, we have Bebop and Rocksteady
on our side. See you out there, partners.
- Heh...
- [shouting comically]
Dude, you need an antacid, bro.
- [roaring] Take that!
[roaring] - I've always wanted
to make a rock garden. [grunts, shouts]
- [grunting]
Every time I think things are getting bad...
[shouts] They get way worse.
[all shouting]
[energy rushes]
- [grunts]
[crashing]
- Time to take out the garbage!
[rock clattering]
[crash] - We got this!
- Guess again, aggressive amphibian.
[smack] - [grunting]
- You'll not foil this plan.
Tonight, I dine on turtle soup!
[crash]
- [laughing]
[grunts]
- [grunts]
- [breathing heavily]
[people screaming]
[energy booming]
[lasers charging, shooting]
- [gasps, screams]
[groans] both: April!
- [growling] - Hey, let me go, stone bro!
- [snarling] Get off of me!
[both shouting, grunting]
- Too many--Leonardo!
- Booyakasha! - We got you, Shred-Head.
[explosion]
- [grunting] - No!
[both struggling]
[train whistle blows]
[all screaming]
[electricity crackling]
- Dizzle-snap.
I'm having second thoughts about this plan, Rock.
- But we is the super-villains now.
We are the partners with Shredder
and alien blob. Is not what we always wanted?
- But what do we wanna destroy the world for?
We like the world! All we ever wanted
was some paper and respect. Is that too much to ask?
- But...we cannot back down
like the lowly cowards now, Bebop.
- But, Rock, think of all the things you'll miss.
Professional wrestling,
Chris Bradford movies-- and what about Mama?
[angelic choral music]
[echoing] Mama...Mama...
[aircraft roaring, gunfire]
♪ ♪
- Nyet! I love Mama!
[roaring]
[crash]
- What's this?
[slam] - [shouting]
[debris clatters] - [roaring intensely]
- [shouting]
[slam]
[groaning]
[crash, shouting]
[Kraang sobbing]
No!
The portal!
[both grunting]
[victorious orchestral music]
♪ ♪
- Whoa, they're fighting for us.
This is it! Go for it!
[both shouting]
- [grunts, shouts]
[grunting]
[maniacal screaming]
- [roaring]
- [shouting]
♪ ♪
[computers beeping]
- Arrivederci, rock-chops!
- Sayonara, stone-face!
[missiles soaring]
[dramatic music]
- Look out, world. Bebop and Rocksteady,
comin' to save ya! - [roaring]
Mama!
[clattering] - That's what you get
for messing with the Mighty Mutanimals!
- [shouting]
♪ ♪
- Now you got double trouble, Shred-Head!
- [grunts, splutters]
- [screaming]
- Huh?
[muffled groaning]
[portal buzzing]
- No. We almost did it.
How did it go wrong? What happened?
[gentle music]
♪ ♪
[both growling softly]
Aw, man.
♪ ♪
- You blithering betrayers!
You traitorous turncoats! You--
[clang] [birds tweeting]
[thud]
- [roars]
I've had about enough of you.
[soft music]
- It was one heck of a team-up,
even if your team is a little weird.
- We're weird? - Thanks, Leonardo.
You guys were awesome.
If you ever need help in the future,
you know where to find us.
- Ready to go, guys? - Heck yeah!
[gun charging]
♪ ♪
- Later, dudes. Cowabunga!
- Booyakasha!
♪ ♪
- So what's next for you guys?
No more robbing banks and working
for super-villains, right?
- [chuffs] Da, being henchmen
is no good for us. Maybe we become
superheroes instead. Very hot right now!
- Yeah, we save some cats from trees,
stop some muggings, and bingo!
Next stop: talk show appearances,
sumptuous apartments, movie deals...
- Well, we've got the Big Apple pretty much covered.
Maybe try Jersey. - And cars with rims so big,
there are no tires, just rims you drive around on!
Sparks everywhere!
♪ Hee-hee ♪
- Or better yet, Beijing.
- I'm gonna get my own soda... - Huh, I wonder if
the other Turtles got home okay. - Everybody's gonna drink me!
[synth music]
♪ ♪
- Sweet, we're finally back home in the real world.
♪ ♪
- D'aw, looks like it's the part
where we get punched again.
- And I just got these shades too.
- You know, we learned something earlier
from another Bebop and Rocksteady.
You two don't have to be punching bags.
- Yeah, you can do whatever you want.
It's your life.
- I've...
I've always wanted to be a personal injury lawyer.
You know, like on TV. - And I...
I just wanna dance!
[grand string flourish]
♪ ♪