1 00:00:14,156 --> 00:00:16,482 Time for a story. 2 00:00:16,506 --> 00:00:17,962 'Cause sometimes, 3 00:00:17,986 --> 00:00:21,554 people need reminding of things. 4 00:00:22,425 --> 00:00:25,708 Help him remind the people who you are. 5 00:00:25,732 --> 00:00:27,145 The choice is yours. 6 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:28,977 Evolve... 7 00:00:29,865 --> 00:00:30,996 ...or die. 8 00:00:32,537 --> 00:00:33,843 I guess I believe in him. 9 00:00:34,741 --> 00:00:36,249 I wanna believe in you. 10 00:00:37,701 --> 00:00:39,940 Zorya Vechernyaya... 11 00:00:39,964 --> 00:00:42,731 Do you know how beautiful you look? 12 00:00:42,755 --> 00:00:45,163 Your tongue is a wicked thing. 13 00:00:45,187 --> 00:00:47,694 Nobody's ever complained about my tongue. 14 00:00:49,060 --> 00:00:51,976 I can't sell war without my best salesman. 15 00:00:55,153 --> 00:00:57,453 Find Media... 16 00:01:02,134 --> 00:01:06,112 Let them know what real sacrifice... 17 00:01:06,872 --> 00:01:08,309 ...feels like. 18 00:01:11,953 --> 00:01:14,954 Shadow! 19 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:18,077 Is this what it takes? 20 00:01:19,699 --> 00:01:23,004 Is this... what it takes? 21 00:02:48,619 --> 00:02:56,623 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 22 00:03:52,113 --> 00:03:54,028 My name is Mr. Town. 23 00:04:00,263 --> 00:04:02,004 Where am I? 24 00:04:02,792 --> 00:04:06,167 No, the question, Shadow, isn't "where." 25 00:04:07,283 --> 00:04:08,545 It's "why?" 26 00:04:30,890 --> 00:04:32,762 This is not good. 27 00:04:34,198 --> 00:04:37,897 There's... much to be done. 28 00:04:39,073 --> 00:04:42,530 The bell must ring. Mirrors covered. 29 00:04:42,554 --> 00:04:45,272 Windows opened. We must sprinkle the holy salt, 30 00:04:45,296 --> 00:04:48,309 Czernobog. We will summon the next Zorya. 31 00:04:49,168 --> 00:04:50,256 Votan! 32 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:52,671 You let the dust of the old star 33 00:04:52,695 --> 00:04:57,458 slip right through your fingers, huh? 34 00:04:57,482 --> 00:05:01,681 There are no more believers left for Zorya. 35 00:05:02,531 --> 00:05:05,268 So there will be no more life for her. 36 00:05:05,795 --> 00:05:08,643 But I know a new star 37 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:11,691 will soon rise from the horizon. 38 00:05:12,802 --> 00:05:15,850 And the hound's gate will rest 39 00:05:15,874 --> 00:05:18,566 in the hands of this newborn star. 40 00:05:18,590 --> 00:05:21,701 We must pray that she's up to the task. 41 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:23,658 If not, 42 00:05:23,682 --> 00:05:27,643 this country will be barren of believers. 43 00:05:28,383 --> 00:05:31,144 First a whimper, then a crescendo. 44 00:05:31,168 --> 00:05:33,625 You will have your vengeance, my friends. 45 00:05:33,649 --> 00:05:37,368 When my hammer swings, 46 00:05:37,392 --> 00:05:40,371 the earth will tremble... 47 00:05:40,395 --> 00:05:42,808 ...the mountains will break, and the ocean will rise, 48 00:05:42,832 --> 00:05:45,158 and our enemies will be banished 49 00:05:45,182 --> 00:05:49,143 to the deepest darkness of the nine hells. 50 00:05:50,144 --> 00:05:51,145 Votan... 51 00:05:52,549 --> 00:05:55,378 this country... is no good. 52 00:05:59,283 --> 00:06:01,218 You have your war, Grimnir. 53 00:06:01,242 --> 00:06:04,660 Mama-ji, you hear the battle cries. May I count on your blades? 54 00:06:05,159 --> 00:06:06,875 You brought the fight to my doorstep. 55 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:10,009 I have no choice but to resume the lopping of heads, 56 00:06:10,033 --> 00:06:13,167 drinking of blood, and liberating of souls. 57 00:06:14,559 --> 00:06:17,016 That is, if I can swap my weekend shift with Arjun. 58 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:20,411 Hey, what's the plan? 59 00:06:24,876 --> 00:06:26,895 This is so stupid. We're wasting time. 60 00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:28,476 Oh, let 'em lament. 61 00:06:28,834 --> 00:06:30,290 Shadow was taken. 62 00:06:30,314 --> 00:06:32,563 We don't have time for a fucking wake in a parking lot. 63 00:06:33,970 --> 00:06:35,983 Might be no coming back for that one. 64 00:06:36,233 --> 00:06:37,843 Yeah, no shit. She's dead. 65 00:06:39,091 --> 00:06:42,021 Dead does not seem to be as final as you are implying. 66 00:06:43,762 --> 00:06:48,090 Ifrit, Grimnir needs you in Mitchell, at the Corn Palace; 67 00:06:48,114 --> 00:06:50,289 ask for Old Iktomi. 68 00:06:51,099 --> 00:06:52,122 To what end? 69 00:06:53,258 --> 00:06:54,434 Gungnir. 70 00:06:58,342 --> 00:06:59,300 Gungnir? 71 00:07:00,605 --> 00:07:02,235 His fucking spear. 72 00:07:08,884 --> 00:07:10,519 You're getting Fire-eyes and the fairy 73 00:07:10,544 --> 00:07:11,984 to fetch your fucking spear for ya? 74 00:07:12,008 --> 00:07:13,420 What do you plan to do about Shadow? 75 00:07:13,444 --> 00:07:16,491 He'll be fine. Great battles require great preparation. 76 00:07:16,926 --> 00:07:19,102 And sacrifice to you. 77 00:07:20,364 --> 00:07:22,037 You don't give a shit about him. 78 00:07:22,061 --> 00:07:23,672 Oh, I very much give a shit. 79 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:25,543 Just have faith in your man. 80 00:07:26,021 --> 00:07:29,001 My favorite Tammy Wynette song. Shotgun! 81 00:07:31,506 --> 00:07:33,377 Oh, now Spiderman's ridin' with ya? 82 00:07:34,117 --> 00:07:35,793 You keep givin' away my fucking seats. 83 00:07:36,511 --> 00:07:38,254 What happened to our arrangement? 84 00:07:38,861 --> 00:07:40,230 Well, you two make such a great pair, 85 00:07:40,254 --> 00:07:42,319 it seems a shame to split you up. 86 00:07:42,343 --> 00:07:44,016 And Laura seems to feel Shadow needs saving, 87 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,844 so go help save Shadow. 88 00:07:45,868 --> 00:07:48,890 I will not be dyin' in battle over Shadow fucking Moon. 89 00:07:48,914 --> 00:07:50,394 A problem of your own making. 90 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:54,418 You are the biggest, most unlucky leprechaun 91 00:07:54,442 --> 00:07:57,290 - I have ever met! - Bugger off! 92 00:07:57,314 --> 00:07:59,273 Bugger yourself off, bitch! 93 00:08:04,974 --> 00:08:06,454 What a cunt. 94 00:08:15,854 --> 00:08:17,987 Allahu Akbar. 95 00:09:05,643 --> 00:09:08,386 Do you need money? For the bus? 96 00:09:08,733 --> 00:09:10,763 - I'm coming with you. - No. 97 00:09:11,574 --> 00:09:13,738 Where Wednesday wants me to go is dangerous. 98 00:09:14,391 --> 00:09:15,566 Then why risk your life for him? 99 00:09:16,314 --> 00:09:18,676 Allah would not want you to sacrifice for Wednesday. 100 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:20,789 I believe in what I'm doing even if you do not. 101 00:09:21,180 --> 00:09:22,747 _ 102 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 _ 103 00:09:26,195 --> 00:09:28,195 _ 104 00:09:49,165 --> 00:09:50,272 You're not coming with me? 105 00:09:50,296 --> 00:09:52,473 Nope, I'm goin' with my coin. 106 00:09:52,995 --> 00:09:54,538 Grimnir's takin' up arms. 107 00:09:54,562 --> 00:09:56,235 That means there's a battle at hand. 108 00:09:56,259 --> 00:09:59,305 And you're fucking crazy if you think I'm going to war without my luck. 109 00:10:03,919 --> 00:10:05,703 Well, I guess you should steal us a car, then. 110 00:10:07,009 --> 00:10:08,402 You do the pickin', I'll do the pluckin'. 111 00:10:12,928 --> 00:10:14,427 If you get in my way, 112 00:10:14,451 --> 00:10:16,410 the gods are gonna be planning your funeral. 113 00:10:17,454 --> 00:10:19,108 Best they already are, love. 114 00:10:20,109 --> 00:10:21,284 Best they already are. 115 00:10:54,448 --> 00:10:57,625 We couldn't find any records 116 00:10:58,800 --> 00:10:59,931 of any family 117 00:11:00,462 --> 00:11:04,877 other than your mother and your late wife. 118 00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:08,839 You know what that makes you, Shadow? Hm? 119 00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:10,986 Just another bastard. 120 00:11:12,248 --> 00:11:16,680 A nobody. A nobody who went to prison 121 00:11:17,749 --> 00:11:21,894 for a botched casino heist and aggravated assault. 122 00:11:24,035 --> 00:11:25,036 Now... 123 00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:30,319 I know they had guns on your wife. 124 00:11:32,921 --> 00:11:36,925 So, does that make the career criminal a-a good guy? 125 00:11:39,841 --> 00:11:42,646 Although, not quite good enough, apparently, 126 00:11:42,670 --> 00:11:45,368 because you couldn't keep your wife 127 00:11:46,409 --> 00:11:48,838 from sucking your best friend's cock. 128 00:11:50,068 --> 00:11:52,007 You want to stay in your lane. 129 00:11:53,419 --> 00:11:56,394 You're one tough motherfucker, Shadow Moon. 130 00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:57,874 I'll give you that. 131 00:11:58,686 --> 00:12:00,641 Is that why Cargo needs you? Hmm? 132 00:12:03,342 --> 00:12:05,396 I don't know who the fuck Cargo is. 133 00:12:17,182 --> 00:12:19,402 He calls himself All-Father. 134 00:12:21,012 --> 00:12:23,643 Grimm. 135 00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:27,560 He goes by the name... Wednesday. 136 00:12:30,369 --> 00:12:34,243 And you, my friend, you've been traveling with him for weeks. 137 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,974 I'm just a bodyguard, okay? 138 00:12:43,339 --> 00:12:45,056 He doesn't tell me anything. 139 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,927 Let me ask you a question. When somebody... 140 00:12:46,951 --> 00:12:49,930 when somebody tells you to rob a casino, or a bank, then you do it. 141 00:12:49,954 --> 00:12:52,354 When someone tells you to join the Old Gods 142 00:12:52,379 --> 00:12:53,934 in a secret war against the New Gods, 143 00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:55,351 then you do it. 144 00:12:56,227 --> 00:12:58,635 You are always just going with the flow, Shadow. 145 00:12:58,659 --> 00:13:02,870 And I need to know, why? Why the fuck is that? 146 00:13:03,751 --> 00:13:04,665 Hmm? 147 00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:08,834 Curious spirit. 148 00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:18,742 It could be, Shadow, 149 00:13:18,766 --> 00:13:23,335 that you have forgotten how to tell the truth. 150 00:13:46,489 --> 00:13:48,578 Now that's a mighty woman with a torch. 151 00:13:51,407 --> 00:13:54,588 She was a Roman goddess. Libertas. 152 00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:57,691 "Give me your tired, your poor, 153 00:13:57,716 --> 00:14:00,010 your huddled masses yearning to be free." 154 00:14:00,938 --> 00:14:02,699 France gave her to the founders, 155 00:14:02,723 --> 00:14:04,376 same as they gave democracy. 156 00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:07,771 And pulled America's butt out of the fire in the Revolution. 157 00:14:08,163 --> 00:14:09,338 We've paid 'em back. 158 00:14:10,948 --> 00:14:13,969 You're not French, Shadow. Don't forget that. 159 00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:18,260 Yeah, a home, I don't know. 160 00:14:18,739 --> 00:14:20,915 I had to leave to spread her message. 161 00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:23,909 So, why is this my first time back? 162 00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:26,853 Her dream isn't for us. 163 00:14:26,877 --> 00:14:29,967 Liberty can't help but judge us by the color of our skin. 164 00:14:30,707 --> 00:14:32,404 The history we remind them of. 165 00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:34,731 Doesn't have to be like that. 166 00:14:34,755 --> 00:14:37,627 Scientists call it hormesis. 167 00:14:38,793 --> 00:14:41,260 A little bit of poison to make you stronger. 168 00:14:42,284 --> 00:14:44,460 Your light is strong, my beautiful son. 169 00:14:48,175 --> 00:14:49,872 I don't think I'm gonna like it here. 170 00:14:52,207 --> 00:14:53,397 One summer. 171 00:14:54,209 --> 00:14:55,819 Then we're back on the world tour. 172 00:15:17,841 --> 00:15:20,539 You know, you could show a little gratitude every now and then. 173 00:15:21,163 --> 00:15:23,927 - Might improve your luck. - I don't believe in luck. 174 00:15:25,414 --> 00:15:28,722 - I don't. I'm an atheist. - Ugh. 175 00:15:29,810 --> 00:15:32,811 God, is a fairy tale for grown-ups. 176 00:15:33,509 --> 00:15:35,424 Well, you're in the fairy tale now, aren't ya? 177 00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:38,862 He is definitely moving. 178 00:15:39,515 --> 00:15:40,734 Turn here. 179 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,672 You things are not gods, by the way. 180 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,077 You're made by people. 181 00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:50,376 People who need answers 182 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,460 and they're too fucking lazy to look for them themselves. 183 00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:54,854 I mean, who the fuck ever needed a leprechaun? 184 00:15:54,878 --> 00:15:57,378 You take and you take and you take 185 00:15:57,402 --> 00:15:59,755 and what do you give back to people? Nothing. 186 00:16:00,357 --> 00:16:02,819 You are monsters under the bed, just fucking with human lives. 187 00:16:02,843 --> 00:16:05,193 Pot, kettle, black! 188 00:16:05,218 --> 00:16:07,029 And God didn't fuck up your life; 189 00:16:07,054 --> 00:16:08,524 you did a great job of that all by yourself. 190 00:16:08,548 --> 00:16:09,782 Well, it was my life to fuck up! 191 00:16:09,806 --> 00:16:12,896 Indeed it was, and you fucked the shit out of it, didn't ya? 192 00:16:13,626 --> 00:16:15,222 Fucked up your husband's life as well. 193 00:16:15,246 --> 00:16:16,522 Got him sent to prison. 194 00:16:16,988 --> 00:16:19,966 And then, when he was payin' his penance for you, 195 00:16:19,990 --> 00:16:21,838 ya sucked all over his best friend's knob. 196 00:16:21,862 --> 00:16:24,101 I don't know what kind of syphilitic time period 197 00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:25,548 spawned leprechauns, 198 00:16:25,572 --> 00:16:28,825 but in my world, infidelity does not warrant a death sentence. 199 00:16:30,696 --> 00:16:32,704 Where I'm from, it's the greatest sin. 200 00:16:34,613 --> 00:16:36,642 To betray your sworn true love 201 00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:37,941 - is the crime of a coward... - Cow. 202 00:16:49,544 --> 00:16:50,675 You're welcome. 203 00:17:01,773 --> 00:17:02,992 Fuck! 204 00:17:30,191 --> 00:17:33,953 It's unfortunate that none of your compatriots 205 00:17:33,977 --> 00:17:36,738 were moved by your pitch, Queen Bilquis. 206 00:17:36,762 --> 00:17:39,113 It was beautiful. Elegant. 207 00:17:39,678 --> 00:17:41,811 Everything that you are. 208 00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:45,242 Your attack will only work against you. 209 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,110 Make it easier for Odin 210 00:17:47,746 --> 00:17:50,776 to convince those who were on the fence to join his cause. 211 00:17:52,691 --> 00:17:54,974 The Old Gods will scatter, 212 00:17:54,998 --> 00:17:57,435 hiding their heads in the depths. 213 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:02,571 Only to sprout anew and find me waiting. 214 00:18:04,051 --> 00:18:06,140 The way to kill Wednesday's hydra 215 00:18:07,576 --> 00:18:09,859 is to lasso their necks 216 00:18:09,883 --> 00:18:12,886 and chop them all at once. 217 00:18:13,669 --> 00:18:15,889 Miss and they will come back stronger. 218 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:23,437 The ghost of Zorya Vechernyaya knows 219 00:18:23,461 --> 00:18:25,942 that Mr. World doesn't miss. 220 00:18:28,771 --> 00:18:31,034 I have no place on your battlefield. 221 00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:36,474 Love is the most powerful weapon of war. 222 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:41,044 War tears lovers asunder. 223 00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:50,342 Love and war may sit on opposite sides of a coin, 224 00:18:51,968 --> 00:18:54,101 but only so they may never meet. 225 00:18:56,984 --> 00:18:58,850 I will not fight for you. 226 00:19:03,414 --> 00:19:05,547 The Old Gods see you as a traitor. 227 00:19:06,722 --> 00:19:08,854 Complicit in the death of their kin. 228 00:19:09,986 --> 00:19:12,293 And you shun the gods of progress, 229 00:19:13,163 --> 00:19:14,686 so I wonder, 230 00:19:16,514 --> 00:19:18,299 if you don't choose a side, 231 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,129 will you be trampled by both? 232 00:19:38,536 --> 00:19:39,766 Damn it. 233 00:19:41,278 --> 00:19:43,977 You gonna fold that or fuck it? 234 00:19:47,415 --> 00:19:48,677 I'm gonna fuck it. 235 00:20:10,351 --> 00:20:11,352 Aaah! 236 00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:15,462 You know, Mr. World wants to know why 237 00:20:15,486 --> 00:20:19,249 Mr. Wednesday has put so much trust in a petty con man. 238 00:20:19,273 --> 00:20:23,929 Why Mr. Wednesday would bring a nobody like you 239 00:20:24,887 --> 00:20:26,236 into his tribe. 240 00:20:26,954 --> 00:20:30,901 He doesn't tell me anything. 241 00:20:44,341 --> 00:20:48,460 The awakening man was on the way to himself. 242 00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:51,870 Is there a book that you haven't read? 243 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,004 A good book is a loyal and constant friend. 244 00:20:57,328 --> 00:20:58,981 Jerry and I might... 245 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,966 grab a drink later. 246 00:21:03,728 --> 00:21:05,560 You know, he has bad taste in music. 247 00:21:08,278 --> 00:21:09,481 How do I look? 248 00:21:11,455 --> 00:21:12,859 Age appropriate. 249 00:21:16,286 --> 00:21:18,605 If you go outside, Bushwick has territories. 250 00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:20,464 Not every place is the same place. 251 00:21:22,901 --> 00:21:24,538 Love your light, my beautiful son. 252 00:22:38,716 --> 00:22:40,694 Hey, I'm Shadow. 253 00:22:40,718 --> 00:22:43,366 Are you guys from around here? 254 00:22:46,159 --> 00:22:47,537 You talk funny... 255 00:22:49,423 --> 00:22:51,500 ...like a white boy. Where you from? 256 00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:53,316 France. 257 00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:54,428 France? 258 00:22:55,437 --> 00:22:56,482 Yeah, Europe? 259 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:59,084 Bitch, I know where France is. 260 00:22:59,694 --> 00:23:01,367 You think I'm stupid, huh, white boy? 261 00:23:01,391 --> 00:23:02,847 You think you're better than me? 262 00:23:02,871 --> 00:23:04,177 Yo, I'm not white. 263 00:23:06,614 --> 00:23:08,896 Man, you should've stayed your bitch ass in France. 264 00:23:25,981 --> 00:23:27,702 You best stay in your lane. 265 00:23:37,601 --> 00:23:41,184 I'm gonna need a lot more than this to keep me from beatin' your ass. 266 00:23:41,209 --> 00:23:42,342 Huh? 267 00:24:16,901 --> 00:24:21,210 Those boys and those cops, they want the same things we do: 268 00:24:22,319 --> 00:24:24,551 to be valued, to matter in this world. 269 00:24:25,170 --> 00:24:26,761 And to feel some love. 270 00:24:27,476 --> 00:24:28,869 But they don't even know me. 271 00:24:29,087 --> 00:24:30,939 They think they do. 272 00:24:30,963 --> 00:24:34,267 Their whole life they've been hearing a story about who you are. 273 00:24:35,442 --> 00:24:37,444 And you're the enemy in that story. 274 00:24:38,532 --> 00:24:40,664 One who will take what they have. 275 00:24:41,408 --> 00:24:43,111 Keep them from getting what they want. 276 00:24:43,624 --> 00:24:44,818 But that's not me. 277 00:24:44,842 --> 00:24:46,148 It doesn't matter. 278 00:24:47,124 --> 00:24:50,258 Most things people believe about the world are lies. 279 00:24:51,795 --> 00:24:54,289 But you know the truth of who you are, Shadow. 280 00:24:56,985 --> 00:24:59,292 Yeah. Not all of it. 281 00:25:04,452 --> 00:25:05,540 He's dead. 282 00:25:06,277 --> 00:25:07,583 Who was he? 283 00:25:08,562 --> 00:25:11,598 Dead and gone, nothing to miss. 284 00:25:31,628 --> 00:25:33,040 Come on. 285 00:25:33,064 --> 00:25:36,740 Come on. 286 00:25:36,764 --> 00:25:40,265 Come on. 287 00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:41,701 You had a drink with Jerry. 288 00:25:43,379 --> 00:25:45,966 I don't need to be drunk to dance with my son. 289 00:26:19,091 --> 00:26:22,089 Jesus, woman, are there any flies in the state of Wisconsin 290 00:26:22,113 --> 00:26:23,177 that aren't flocking to ya? 291 00:26:23,201 --> 00:26:24,551 Just change the fucking tire. 292 00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:31,882 - Ah! Fuck! Get it off! - I'm trying! 293 00:26:31,906 --> 00:26:33,318 - It's on my fucking foot! - I'm trying! 294 00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:34,580 - Pick it up! - I'm trying! 295 00:26:39,914 --> 00:26:41,306 Fuck! 296 00:26:47,977 --> 00:26:49,805 You better stop lollygagging. 297 00:26:50,554 --> 00:26:52,293 Otherwise, Shadow's better off savin' himself. 298 00:26:52,317 --> 00:26:53,512 I'm lifting an entire car. 299 00:26:53,536 --> 00:26:55,427 Yeah? Last week, you could've lifted 300 00:26:55,451 --> 00:26:57,124 an entire fuckin' elephant! 301 00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:59,412 Two fuckin' elephants if my nuts are the judge. 302 00:27:00,978 --> 00:27:02,415 Hang on. 303 00:27:05,505 --> 00:27:07,245 All right. Let 'er down. 304 00:27:20,345 --> 00:27:21,782 - Can you not? - What? 305 00:27:22,478 --> 00:27:24,413 Hover over me like a vulture. 306 00:27:24,437 --> 00:27:27,546 Pffft! 307 00:27:27,570 --> 00:27:28,693 I wasn't. 308 00:27:30,355 --> 00:27:33,683 Just relax, okay? You'll get your fucking coin back. 309 00:27:33,707 --> 00:27:36,163 Either I fall apart and you take it from me, 310 00:27:36,187 --> 00:27:37,836 or I get my life back 311 00:27:37,860 --> 00:27:40,830 and I will gladly cram it down your throat. 312 00:27:43,056 --> 00:27:44,666 If you truly want your life back, 313 00:27:45,719 --> 00:27:47,305 I might have another option for ya. 314 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:53,553 There's a devil in the French Quarter of New Orleans. 315 00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:55,618 Haven't seen him in a donkey's age. 316 00:27:55,642 --> 00:27:58,098 Yeah, there was also a woman in Kentucky. 317 00:27:58,122 --> 00:28:00,884 None better with the spice of life than the old Baron. 318 00:28:00,908 --> 00:28:02,811 And that's a good thing for me? 319 00:28:03,388 --> 00:28:04,564 Price'll be steep. 320 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:07,607 How badly you want it? 321 00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:10,485 I will literally do anything. 322 00:28:13,877 --> 00:28:15,156 After we get Shadow. 323 00:28:23,060 --> 00:28:27,456 This motherfucker asked me if I want something to eat. 324 00:28:28,152 --> 00:28:30,285 And then he gets in the car 325 00:28:31,112 --> 00:28:34,419 with a bucket of fried fucking chicken. 326 00:28:51,698 --> 00:28:53,240 Where'd the chicken go? 327 00:28:53,264 --> 00:28:56,281 Oh, it was so good. Thank you for that. Thank you. 328 00:28:56,790 --> 00:28:58,855 - You ate it all? - Mm-hmm. 329 00:29:07,191 --> 00:29:11,389 Media! Oh, Media! 330 00:29:11,413 --> 00:29:13,798 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 331 00:29:14,851 --> 00:29:17,854 All this normy noise is making me itch. 332 00:29:18,420 --> 00:29:20,770 Hey! I see you. 333 00:29:21,771 --> 00:29:24,252 Come on. Mr. World wants you. 334 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,583 "We can't drive into the future using only our rearview mirror." 335 00:29:30,824 --> 00:29:33,026 No shit. Come on. Get in the car. 336 00:29:36,438 --> 00:29:39,548 Twentieth century is ancient history, 337 00:29:39,572 --> 00:29:41,960 like the faces you wear. 338 00:29:42,009 --> 00:29:44,814 Bowie and Marilyn and I Love Lucy. 339 00:29:44,838 --> 00:29:49,542 They are so fucking retro. And art? Art is irrelevant! 340 00:29:50,459 --> 00:29:52,597 Art is the most valuable means of insight 341 00:29:52,622 --> 00:29:55,215 into the direction of our collective purpose. 342 00:29:56,110 --> 00:29:58,871 You're looking for insight. 343 00:29:58,895 --> 00:30:01,395 The appetite for distraction is infinite. 344 00:30:01,419 --> 00:30:04,050 You're looking for insight. 345 00:30:04,074 --> 00:30:05,922 I can choke them with trivia. 346 00:30:05,946 --> 00:30:07,967 Drown them in passive pleasures, 347 00:30:07,991 --> 00:30:10,980 and devastate their spirituality with baby talk. 348 00:30:12,387 --> 00:30:14,408 Wednesday scared the shit outta you 349 00:30:14,432 --> 00:30:16,933 so now you're back in school. 350 00:30:16,957 --> 00:30:18,850 There is no distinction between education 351 00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:19,947 and entertainment. 352 00:30:19,971 --> 00:30:21,677 I am adapting, learning to survive. 353 00:30:21,701 --> 00:30:24,027 If I go back empty-handed, 354 00:30:24,051 --> 00:30:26,551 he'll downvote my ass to obsolete! 355 00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:28,838 I will not launch before I'm prepared. 356 00:30:29,622 --> 00:30:31,512 World needs you back, right now! 357 00:30:31,536 --> 00:30:33,210 Get your incomprehensively aggravated... 358 00:30:33,234 --> 00:30:34,365 Good-bye. 359 00:30:40,937 --> 00:30:42,504 Fatal flaw. 360 00:30:43,548 --> 00:30:45,507 Underestimating me. 361 00:30:46,856 --> 00:30:49,816 You think you can ghost in my machine? 362 00:30:51,513 --> 00:30:54,448 I am mankind's greatest achievement. 363 00:30:54,472 --> 00:30:56,581 I am the compass rose. 364 00:30:56,605 --> 00:31:01,368 I am fucking binary. 365 00:31:01,392 --> 00:31:05,118 Without me, shit don't spin. 366 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,898 You can't hide, so lick your wounds, 367 00:31:08,922 --> 00:31:11,988 strap on whichever do makes you feel the mostest, 368 00:31:12,012 --> 00:31:15,450 put your face on, and come out! Come out! 369 00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:18,089 Mr. World needs you. 370 00:31:21,499 --> 00:31:25,346 Do not make me hunt you. 371 00:31:27,664 --> 00:31:29,318 Out of respect, 372 00:31:30,903 --> 00:31:32,643 I'm gonna give you a minute. 373 00:31:35,470 --> 00:31:36,558 Good talk. 374 00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:48,344 Fuck! 375 00:32:00,887 --> 00:32:02,952 Dr. Kacinszky, please report to Oncology. 376 00:32:02,976 --> 00:32:04,891 Dr. Kacinszky to Oncology. 377 00:32:14,253 --> 00:32:16,124 It shouldn't be too much longer. 378 00:32:16,641 --> 00:32:18,774 I know. It's been a long day. 379 00:32:19,557 --> 00:32:20,950 The test should be back soon. 380 00:32:21,785 --> 00:32:22,917 Thank you. 381 00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,194 You make it look like magic. 382 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,674 That's the funny thing about magic. 383 00:32:51,633 --> 00:32:53,766 It takes years of practice. 384 00:32:55,158 --> 00:32:56,521 For most people. 385 00:33:56,350 --> 00:33:58,961 No. I don't want him to live in the States. 386 00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:02,295 There's nothing here for him. 387 00:34:06,273 --> 00:34:08,384 But I raised him around the world. 388 00:34:11,060 --> 00:34:15,064 I am fighting! I've been fighting every day of my goddamn life! 389 00:34:17,153 --> 00:34:19,199 I don't know how much longer I have. 390 00:34:20,548 --> 00:34:22,178 Hey, hey! 391 00:34:22,202 --> 00:34:23,943 Where do you think you're going?! 392 00:34:25,118 --> 00:34:26,554 Yo, speak English, motherfucker. 393 00:36:15,054 --> 00:36:16,707 This isn't who you are. 394 00:36:17,970 --> 00:36:19,319 The kid was getting beat up. 395 00:36:20,285 --> 00:36:21,906 He needed help. I was just trying to protect him. 396 00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:23,603 You were looking for trouble. 397 00:36:27,283 --> 00:36:29,938 It doesn't matter where you are. 398 00:36:32,245 --> 00:36:33,831 You're here now. 399 00:36:33,855 --> 00:36:37,119 If you put anger out there, it will come back tenfold. 400 00:36:38,251 --> 00:36:40,011 You're different. 401 00:36:40,035 --> 00:36:43,169 There's a light in you that is stronger than anything else. 402 00:36:43,647 --> 00:36:45,190 I don't feel it. 403 00:36:45,214 --> 00:36:46,250 It's there. 404 00:36:49,305 --> 00:36:50,588 How do you know? 405 00:36:53,971 --> 00:36:55,495 I gave it to you. 406 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,573 I give it to you every day. 407 00:37:18,552 --> 00:37:21,052 Can you speed it up? I can barely see him. 408 00:37:21,076 --> 00:37:23,054 What do you usually drive? Horse and buggy? 409 00:37:23,078 --> 00:37:25,491 Says the corpse who flipped an ice cream truck. 410 00:37:25,515 --> 00:37:26,734 Oh, my God. 411 00:37:32,174 --> 00:37:33,255 Oh, yay. 412 00:37:33,610 --> 00:37:34,761 This'll be fun. 413 00:37:34,785 --> 00:37:37,155 He's going so fast. 414 00:37:37,179 --> 00:37:39,007 Way too fast to be in a car. 415 00:37:39,683 --> 00:37:43,011 I'll survive the turnover. There'll be pieces of you all over the road. 416 00:37:48,895 --> 00:37:50,157 Aah! 417 00:37:55,806 --> 00:37:57,069 What the fuck?! 418 00:38:10,831 --> 00:38:12,823 How does a road just end? 419 00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:50,416 Graveyards are full of flowers. 420 00:38:51,860 --> 00:38:53,166 Yup. 421 00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:56,582 Just another dead girl in a field. 422 00:39:23,155 --> 00:39:24,992 So, you're just gonna lie there, then? 423 00:39:26,767 --> 00:39:28,788 I think the worms are calling. 424 00:39:30,510 --> 00:39:32,033 This is bollocks. 425 00:39:32,947 --> 00:39:34,403 What? 426 00:39:34,427 --> 00:39:35,961 I thought we were going to save somebody. 427 00:39:37,343 --> 00:39:39,669 We can't just give up because the fucking road ends. 428 00:39:39,693 --> 00:39:41,323 How the fuck am I supposed to catch him? 429 00:39:41,347 --> 00:39:44,345 I can't save him if I can't catch him. 430 00:39:46,961 --> 00:39:49,141 What if I told you I had a shortcut? 431 00:39:50,921 --> 00:39:53,521 I'd say you were a piece of shit for holding out on me. 432 00:39:54,490 --> 00:39:56,273 Is that how you ask for a favor? 433 00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:58,609 What's your shortcut, please? 434 00:40:01,367 --> 00:40:03,238 It's a little bit like the backstage. 435 00:40:03,891 --> 00:40:05,458 But a lot smaller. 436 00:40:05,936 --> 00:40:07,286 It's a place I can hide things. 437 00:40:07,957 --> 00:40:10,387 Be a tight squeeze getting through there with your manky hide 438 00:40:10,412 --> 00:40:11,497 but I can try. 439 00:40:12,204 --> 00:40:13,791 If it's that important to you. 440 00:40:14,815 --> 00:40:17,992 Okay. Yes. It is. For Shadow. 441 00:40:21,517 --> 00:40:22,591 Alright, then. 442 00:40:23,693 --> 00:40:25,086 - Close your eyes. - Why? 443 00:40:25,826 --> 00:40:27,179 Think about your man. 444 00:40:28,481 --> 00:40:29,700 How does this work, exactly? 445 00:40:32,267 --> 00:40:33,853 We're goin' through the horde. 446 00:40:44,714 --> 00:40:45,735 Quit your squealin'! 447 00:40:45,759 --> 00:40:47,954 Oh, my God! Oh, my God. 448 00:40:47,978 --> 00:40:51,436 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that shit... that shit is messed up. 449 00:40:51,460 --> 00:40:53,080 Oh, your horde is so messed up. 450 00:40:53,941 --> 00:40:55,353 What the fuck? 451 00:40:55,377 --> 00:40:56,667 Fuck. 452 00:40:59,163 --> 00:41:00,602 Oh, he's on a train. 453 00:41:21,142 --> 00:41:22,359 Fuck off. 454 00:41:23,595 --> 00:41:25,973 You know, you could try a little gratitude every now and then. 455 00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:28,699 Might improve your luck. 456 00:41:47,211 --> 00:41:48,721 I work for the Gods. 457 00:41:48,745 --> 00:41:50,756 They gave us penicillin and streaming porn 458 00:41:50,780 --> 00:41:53,599 and aircraft carriers that circle the globe. 459 00:41:55,568 --> 00:41:57,720 You're siding with the relics who, quite frankly, 460 00:41:57,744 --> 00:42:00,731 don't deserve an ounce of your faith. 461 00:42:01,704 --> 00:42:03,726 You've been drifting since your wife passed away 462 00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:06,206 and trust me when I tell you there are dangerous men out there 463 00:42:06,230 --> 00:42:09,059 who prey on marks just looking to be saved. 464 00:42:10,147 --> 00:42:12,038 I don't need saving. 465 00:42:12,062 --> 00:42:13,410 You sure about that? 466 00:42:16,632 --> 00:42:18,874 Okay. One more question for you. 467 00:42:21,245 --> 00:42:23,587 There's a man in Chicago. 468 00:42:25,424 --> 00:42:28,592 He had a big cup of hot chocolate in the morning, with marshmallows. 469 00:42:29,471 --> 00:42:31,679 And then he went to bed. 470 00:42:33,867 --> 00:42:35,557 And he dreamt of snow. 471 00:42:37,784 --> 00:42:39,176 And when he woke up... 472 00:42:41,181 --> 00:42:42,231 ...it'd snowed. 473 00:42:45,444 --> 00:42:47,533 How'd that happen? Hm? 474 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:51,907 It didn't. 475 00:42:52,842 --> 00:42:54,061 It did. 476 00:43:09,511 --> 00:43:11,301 Grown up fast this summer. 477 00:43:13,036 --> 00:43:14,763 It's not what I wanted. 478 00:43:22,437 --> 00:43:26,635 I don't want you to go, Mom. 479 00:43:26,659 --> 00:43:27,660 Hey. 480 00:43:28,922 --> 00:43:30,362 You think I do? 481 00:43:30,995 --> 00:43:34,950 I don't know how to live here... not without you. 482 00:43:38,807 --> 00:43:39,895 Be polite. 483 00:43:41,074 --> 00:43:42,554 Respectful. 484 00:43:43,763 --> 00:43:45,982 When you feel the hate and the pain, 485 00:43:46,548 --> 00:43:48,202 let it make you stronger. 486 00:43:49,769 --> 00:43:52,380 No matter how dark the world gets, 487 00:43:53,322 --> 00:43:55,345 your light will always be shining. 488 00:44:06,481 --> 00:44:09,242 Oh, God. Oh, God... 489 00:44:09,266 --> 00:44:10,736 Where's your coin? 490 00:44:20,190 --> 00:44:21,453 Oh! 491 00:46:40,069 --> 00:46:41,288 Betty. 492 00:46:43,203 --> 00:46:45,098 Betty the Barbarian. 493 00:46:46,641 --> 00:46:48,967 You were forged from blue-collar sweat 494 00:46:48,991 --> 00:46:52,125 in the heartland of a forcibly Christian land. 495 00:46:53,474 --> 00:46:55,234 You are not what you came into this world as 496 00:46:55,258 --> 00:46:58,348 but instead... a berserker... 497 00:46:59,915 --> 00:47:03,353 and worthy of a berserker's honor. 498 00:47:03,919 --> 00:47:05,051 Oh, hell, no. 499 00:47:05,704 --> 00:47:07,663 You are the standard of my world. 500 00:47:08,402 --> 00:47:09,988 Though it might not be your way, 501 00:47:10,012 --> 00:47:13,799 I honor you in the most holy way that I know. 502 00:47:14,713 --> 00:47:16,516 The looming locomotive 503 00:47:16,540 --> 00:47:19,650 is the flaming arrow that soars through the heavy air 504 00:47:19,674 --> 00:47:22,784 from the bow of a Viking king. 505 00:47:22,808 --> 00:47:26,396 Let it strike you true and light your path 506 00:47:26,420 --> 00:47:27,919 to Valhalla. 507 00:47:27,943 --> 00:47:29,518 Valhalla? 508 00:47:30,467 --> 00:47:32,771 Ain't nobody going to fucking Valhalla! 509 00:47:33,291 --> 00:47:34,517 I'll see you in Cairo. 510 00:47:36,426 --> 00:47:38,472 You will dine at the table of the Hooded One. 511 00:47:39,955 --> 00:47:42,392 We will meet in your reincarnation. 512 00:47:43,964 --> 00:47:45,400 Be proud, Betty. 513 00:47:49,269 --> 00:47:50,550 Be proud. 514 00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:24,214 Hey! 515 00:48:24,696 --> 00:48:26,436 I'm gonna fuck you up! 516 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,575 Missed. 517 00:48:35,315 --> 00:48:36,403 Missed again. 518 00:48:37,839 --> 00:48:39,796 Strike three. 519 00:48:59,556 --> 00:49:02,277 Smile. It's just a bit of fun. 520 00:49:34,678 --> 00:49:36,520 You see this? Hmm? 521 00:49:36,855 --> 00:49:39,050 This coin is a token of a relic 522 00:49:39,074 --> 00:49:41,691 who is unworthy of your belief. 523 00:49:43,209 --> 00:49:45,946 Come on over to the winning side, Shadow. 524 00:49:46,266 --> 00:49:50,242 Or stand there and continue to play the loser. 525 00:50:50,189 --> 00:50:51,511 I had to save you.