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(LIGHTS BUZZ)
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MAD SWEENEY:
Do you know who he is?
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Who he really is?
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(THUNDER CRASHES)
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WEDNESDAY: Shadow Moon...
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- You're my man now.
- (HORN HONKS)
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LAURA: You've gotten yourself
mixed up
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in some really weird shit, Shadow.
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MAD SWEENEY: You shouldn't
trust him. Grimnir. Don't trust him.
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Trying to start a war,
Glad-O-War?
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WEDNESDAY: We're at war already
and we're losing.
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Who are you?
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WEDNESDAY: You wouldn't
believe me if I told you.
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SHADOW: What should I believe?
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- WEDNESDAY: What's today?
- MR WORLD: Wednesday.
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Today's my day.
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(PULSATING AND MYSTERIOUS
THEME MUSIC)
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(GROWLING)
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(UNEASY MUSIC)
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(SEWING MACHINE CLATTERS)
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This is all too big.
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Too much going on at once.
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(SIGHS)
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We should start with a story.
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WEDNESDAY: Oh, Jesus, Nancy!
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I'm gonna tell you a story.
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Haven't got time for a story.
Just do the fucking work, huh?
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NANCY: Let me tell
a goddamned story!
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I got a good one.
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Real good.
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Once upon a time...
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See? It sounds good already.
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You're hooked.
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Just get on with it, huh?
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
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Once upon a time,
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there was a fucking queen.
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She had it all,
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the glory, the power.
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Worshippers, eager to give
and grateful to receive.
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Why?
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Because she had the gift of the gift.
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The blessing of blessings, hers to bestow.
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And her place of worship?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Well, that was the place to be.
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THAT was the goddamn shit.
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(HAUNTING, EERIE MUSIC)
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(DRUMS BEAT SLOWLY
AND RHYTHMICALLY)
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NANCY: It was
good fucking times.
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Kings didn't like that.
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Kings came one after the other
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to knock her off her throne.
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They didn't last long.
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(EXOTIC MUSIC)
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When the queen was done with you...
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...you were gone.
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Worse ways to go.
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(DISCORDANT MUSIC)
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(MUSIC REACHES CRESCENDO)
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NANCY: Clothes and hair
change with the times,
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but this queen...
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(CHUCKLES)
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...she kept the party going.
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(ELECTRONIC DISCO BEAT)
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(WOMAN SINGS) ♪ As a friend
♪ Not as a fighter
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♪ I come as someone you invited
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♪ You seem to confess
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♪ It's all so senseless
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♪ Ah
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♪ Oh
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♪ Ah. ♪
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NANCY: But the kings,
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they kept coming after her.
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Our queen's power,
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which is the power of all women,
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the power of rebirth and creation.
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It makes some men kneel in awe
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and give gifts.
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But it makes other men angry.
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(GLASS TINKLES)
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And you know it--
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anger gets shit done.
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So men did what they do.
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They took from her that power.
Took them a long time.
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Took them guns and knives and sharp dicks.
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But they grabbed the power
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they were too scared for a queen to have.
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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING
AND SCREAMING)
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They laundered it
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and gave it to men.
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They forced our queen into the back seat.
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WOMAN ON P.A.:
The remaining flight time
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to New York's John F. Kennedy Airport
is 11 hours.
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So sit back, relax and enjoy...
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"Where is the library?"
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"Where is the library?"
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NANCY: Now, our queen,
she made her peace with change.
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She told herself
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the back seat's got cushions too.
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She told herself
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she was playing the game
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by staying in it.
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Excuse me.
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Do you know where the bathroom is?
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There's one in the back.
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I don't see it.
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(UNCLIPS SEATBELT) Show me.
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(LOCK CLICKS)
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(DOOR RATTLES)
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(LOCK CLICKS)
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Where did 30F run off to?
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NANCY: So long
as I'm still alive...
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...I can adapt.
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ATTENDANT: So you can
let everyone back home
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know where you're going.
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NANCY: I still know what I am.
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(MACHINE BUZZES)
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NANCY: But America too
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can take issue with a woman of power.
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It finds ways of cutting her down,
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of punishing her for her daring to be.
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(TROLLEY RATTLES)
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NANCY: And our girl...
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...after a while, even she forgot
there's a queen inside.
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NEWSREADER: ISIS fighters
destroyed the ancient temple,
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a once popular tourist attraction
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recently denounced by ISIS militants
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as "the necessary destruction
of idolatrous structures
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"in accordance
with Islamic law."
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NANCY: And there's no end
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to the cruelty of men threatened by strong women.
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So what's a queen to do?
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She gets on her knees.
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She takes what she don't want to
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and we watch in easy fucking judgement
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and pretend we'd do a single thing
different in her shoes.
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TECHNICAL BOY: Hm.
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I hear they blew up your altar.
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Darn.
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I have a new one to offer you.
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Aren't you the lucky duck?
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(LOW HUMMING
BUILDS TO RAPID CRESCENDO)
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Oh!
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Boop.
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OK.
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TECHNICAL BOY: Worship
is a volume business.
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Whosoever has the most followers wins the game.
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Want to play?
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NANCY: Life is long
when you got regret.
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A moment can last forever
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when you can see how it should have gone.
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You get the moral to this story?
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I don't know.
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Don't compromise?
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Or, uh...
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...don't cut deals
with treacherous motherfuckers.
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What? No!
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Fuck, no!
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Did you get this one off the discount rack?
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Where are you getting in life
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without some fucking compromise?
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The moral is...
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Get myself a queen.
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You goddamn right.
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You better get yourself a queen.
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'Cause you just went and killed one of theirs.
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That's one of mine.
I killed one of mine.
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NANCY: Not anymore.
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Not in a long while has he been one of yours.
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You separate a head from a body,
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that is strike fucking one across the bow.
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They ain't gonna take that lightly.
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Good-- wait till
he sees strike two,
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when I get myself that queen.
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- (THUNDER RUMBLES)
- (LAUGHS)
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What about you?
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Spill blood together,
that binds you to him for life.
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- Yeah, the fuck it does.
- Fuck it doesn't.
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- Now, we have a compact.
- Yeah. Till you piss me off.
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You've just gone and pissed me off, OK?
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So I think that violates our agreement.
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What are you so pissed off about?
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(THUNDER RUMBLES)
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You just cut off your friend's head!
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OK?
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Now you're getting a suit made
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like you're the goddamn Godfather?
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Who the fuck did you think he was?
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You're getting one too.
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We have to be presentable, where we're going.
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Fuck you!
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Look, I don't even know your name!
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Hey, Mr Wednesday?
Who I met on a Wednesday.
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I don't think you understand
the concept of 'pissed off'.
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It's angry.
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Oh, I know what pissed off is.
I'm pissed off!
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So as a pissed-off person,
I'm aware.
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You're confused.
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You got questions,
but you don't know how to ask them.
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Do not confuse confusion for anger.
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I'm not confused.
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I'm very confused.
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You're confused.
And you're intrigued.
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Your wife came back from the dead.
Why wouldn't you be?
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If you denied it, I'd call you a liar.
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- A bigger one than I am.
- NANCY: Ha!
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And that's a very big liar.
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Hm...
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The terms of our agreement are intact.
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You're not angry, Shadow.
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But you do have to start getting angry.
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Angry... gets shit done.
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Try that on for size.
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(UNSETTLING MUSIC)
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(HEAVY THUD)
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(SKULLS CLACK)
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- (FOOTSTEPS THUD)
- (SNORTS)
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(FOOTSTEPS THUD CLOSER)
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(SNORTS)
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(LOW RUMBLING)
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(GASPS)
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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Is this Wisconsin?
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That's our next stop.
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Welcome to Kentucky.
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(CHEERFUL MUSIC)
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Now, be nice to the lady we're visiting,
but not too nice.
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She might take a fancy to you
and that would not be good.
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Why? She an ex-girlfriend
of yours?
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Not for all the little plastic toys in China.
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No, she's...
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She's something else.
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We might not be welcome at first.
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(CRUNCHING AND SPLATTERING)
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Ah... in the presence of a queen.
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(MUSICIANS PLAY
ELEGANT CLASSICAL MUSIC)
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Huh. Forgot it was Easter.
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Well, it is Sunday, 16th of April,
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seven days after the vernal equinox.
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- I love Easter.
- Oh, many do.
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Some for the rabbits, some for the resurrection.
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Most think of the food.
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All that fucking sugar, huh?
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They don't think of the truth of the day.
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And why would they?
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But, yeah, you could...
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...you could call this Easter.
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Or we could call it what it really is.
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A pagan ritual, the celebration
of the beginning of spring,
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dating back about 12,000 years.
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So when you see children dipping eggs
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in vinegar the colours of their favourite toys,
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when you see the nation's youth
fleeing south for copulation,
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or when they spread their seed
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over that sinking mass
that is the great state of Florida,
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they all...
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...without realising it,
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do it in her name.
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Ostara.
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(BIRDS CHIRP AND TWITTER)
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- WOMAN: Hello!
- (GLASS TINGS)
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Oh, it is a treasure and a treat
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00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:21,795
to welcome you all to my home
265
00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:25,132
and on my day, my favourite day of the year.
266
00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:28,260
When all is lavender and dew,
267
00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:30,345
reborn and restored.
268
00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:32,264
- When we celebrate...
- Hello, Shadow.
269
00:24:34,975 --> 00:24:36,518
Hey.
270
00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:38,979
Do I know you?
271
00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:41,648
Yes, you do.
272
00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:45,944
OSTARA:...and then move on.
(LAUGHS)
273
00:24:46,111 --> 00:24:48,738
I think it's important for us all to remember
274
00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:52,409
what this day is really, truly about, which is...
275
00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:55,537
Ooh, for Christ's sake.
276
00:24:58,373 --> 00:24:59,749
Praise the Lords.
277
00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:02,711
Please help yourself
and those less fortunate to the buffet.
278
00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:04,963
I got plenty of honey ham.
(LAUGHS)
279
00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:07,382
But for those of you
who do not partake of pork...
280
00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:09,509
That's...
281
00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:12,721
...Easter?
282
00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:14,639
Because people believe in Easter.
283
00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:18,226
Believing is seeing.
284
00:25:18,393 --> 00:25:20,562
Gods are real if you believe in them.
285
00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:25,567
(CANDY CLACKS)
286
00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:43,543
SHADOW: Gods.
287
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,128
WEDNESDAY: Uh-huh.
288
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:47,047
Fuck me.
289
00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:49,549
- SHADOW: Alright, so...
- Hm?
290
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:51,676
That's... Jesus Christ.
291
00:25:51,843 --> 00:25:53,220
A Jesus Christ.
292
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:56,139
WEDNESDAY: Some Jesus Christ.
293
00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:59,184
For every belief, every branch,
every denomination,
294
00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:02,270
they see a different face
when they close their eyes to pray.
295
00:26:02,437 --> 00:26:04,481
So who are you?
296
00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:08,735
Like I said, you wouldn't
believe in me if I told you.
297
00:26:10,278 --> 00:26:11,738
(SIGHS)
298
00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:14,324
Happy Easter, you old fraud.
299
00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:17,369
And a fair Ostara to you.
300
00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:19,412
What the hell are you doing here?
301
00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:21,623
I'm not here for Christ's sake,
but all our sakes.
302
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:23,166
You look divine.
303
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:24,876
How the hell else should I look?
304
00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:28,213
Say hello to Ostara.
305
00:26:30,674 --> 00:26:32,759
Hey, Ostara.
306
00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:36,054
Oh, he's a blusher.
307
00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,430
- Wednesday.
- Mm-hm?
308
00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:39,099
- You brought me a blusher.
- Mm-hm.
309
00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:42,560
And he's pink chocolate.
How perfectly wonderful.
310
00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:44,771
What's he called?
311
00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:47,065
WEDNESDAY: Shadow Moon.
312
00:26:57,409 --> 00:26:59,619
WEDNESDAY: So, how's tricks?
313
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:02,747
Asks the tricksiest rabbit I know.
314
00:27:02,914 --> 00:27:06,251
Well, I was hoping to enlist your assistance.
315
00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:08,336
Stop wasting time.
316
00:27:08,503 --> 00:27:11,131
I can't be bothered,
so don't you bother me about it.
317
00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:13,842
Shadow? That's a sweet name.
318
00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:16,720
Now, now, now, now.
Leave him be, huh?
319
00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:18,847
Why do they call you Shadow, sweetness?
320
00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:20,807
The way I followed my mama around.
321
00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:23,852
She didn't know what else to call me.
322
00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:25,854
Well, I deal in sugar, Sugar,
323
00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:28,315
and you're the sweetest damn thing
I've ever seen.
324
00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:29,858
(LAUGHS)
325
00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:32,360
This is the boy that has everyone so upset?
326
00:27:32,527 --> 00:27:34,237
Ah, you heard?
327
00:27:34,404 --> 00:27:36,740
Well, I keep my ears pricked up.
328
00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:38,366
Come here, sweet Shadow.
329
00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:40,410
Allow me to impart some wisdom.
330
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,912
There's far too many secret societies out there.
331
00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:45,582
They have no loyalty and no love.
332
00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:48,918
They range from barely competent
to deeply dangerous.
333
00:27:49,085 --> 00:27:51,421
- You don't sound like one of us.
- I'm not one of you.
334
00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:52,964
WEDNESDAY: Oh, yes, you are.
335
00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:56,634
You're as forgotten, unloved
and unremembered as any of us.
336
00:27:56,801 --> 00:27:58,303
I'm doing just fine.
337
00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:01,431
Happy Easter. Christ is risen.
Hello, boys.
338
00:28:01,598 --> 00:28:03,326
Well, you were before these assholes were born.
339
00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:05,727
Until the day that Jesus Christ
340
00:28:05,894 --> 00:28:08,355
crawled out of his stinky old grave,
341
00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:12,901
folks would paint eggs with
dandelions and paprika for her,
342
00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:15,737
to exchange as gifts at the first sign of spring,
343
00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:18,114
in her name... Ostara.
344
00:28:18,281 --> 00:28:20,784
They still do. They still do!
345
00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:22,327
On my festival days,
346
00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:25,246
they still feast on eggs and rabbit and candy.
347
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:27,832
- And they do it in my name.
- Serious question, my dear.
348
00:28:27,999 --> 00:28:30,710
I have no doubt that millions
upon millions exchange tokens
349
00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:32,517
and observe the rituals of your festival,
350
00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:34,381
all down to the hunting of the hidden eggs,
351
00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:37,384
but does anybody pray in your name?
352
00:28:38,426 --> 00:28:40,345
Do they say it in worship?
353
00:28:40,512 --> 00:28:41,971
Oh, they mouth your name,
354
00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:44,808
mm, but they have no idea
what it means, none whatsoever.
355
00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:48,061
Same every spring-- you do
all the work, he gets the prayers.
356
00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:50,021
What has gotten into you?
357
00:28:50,188 --> 00:28:52,273
I feel terrible about this.
358
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,858
No. No!
359
00:28:54,025 --> 00:28:56,444
WEDNESDAY: It's her day.
You took it.
360
00:28:56,611 --> 00:28:58,196
You crucified her day.
361
00:28:58,363 --> 00:29:00,508
When they started following you,
everybody else got burned.
362
00:29:00,532 --> 00:29:01,908
In your name.
363
00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:04,160
Happy fucking Easter!
364
00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:06,663
- (GUESTS GASP AND MURMUR)
- (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Uh...
365
00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:09,082
(LAUGHS WEAKLY) N...
366
00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:13,420
- A word.
- Mm-hm.
367
00:29:22,303 --> 00:29:25,557
You shut your mouth before
I slap it off your goddamn face!
368
00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:28,351
Oh... Oh. How dare you?
369
00:29:28,518 --> 00:29:29,936
How dare you?
370
00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:32,188
How dare you come into my home
371
00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:34,232
and uncork all over Jesus of Nazareth
372
00:29:34,399 --> 00:29:36,860
and all the other Jesuses who died on the cross
373
00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:39,320
and even the ones who didn't--
how dare you!
374
00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:41,030
These are kind, generous men
375
00:29:41,197 --> 00:29:42,797
and they've come to celebrate their day.
376
00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:44,325
My day.
377
00:29:44,492 --> 00:29:46,286
God damn it, OUR day!
378
00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:48,830
And you come in here and disrespect them?
379
00:29:48,997 --> 00:29:51,541
- They are gods, for God's sake!
- WEDNESDAY: They're sons of.
380
00:29:51,708 --> 00:29:53,686
They're men who walk the streets.
They shake hands.
381
00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:55,545
- They take shits.
- Oh!
382
00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:57,881
What I'm doing here is of no concern to them.
383
00:29:58,047 --> 00:30:00,383
This is your day, love.
384
00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:02,927
Always has been, always will be.
385
00:30:03,094 --> 00:30:06,931
Just don't try to tell me
that they all worship you.
386
00:30:07,098 --> 00:30:09,434
I know they don't.
I'm not a fool.
387
00:30:09,601 --> 00:30:12,312
No, you're not.
388
00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:14,397
I am.
389
00:30:14,564 --> 00:30:17,066
An old one.
390
00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:18,943
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
391
00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:22,322
They killed Vulcan.
392
00:30:22,489 --> 00:30:25,366
They killed my friend.
393
00:30:27,076 --> 00:30:29,829
He pledged his allegiance to me
394
00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:31,831
and forged a blade...
395
00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:33,833
(METAL RASPS)
396
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,211
...in my honour.
397
00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:44,385
And they killed him for it.
398
00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:49,098
The new gods.
399
00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:52,393
That's why we need you.
400
00:30:53,436 --> 00:30:55,355
That's why we need Spring to fight them,
401
00:30:55,522 --> 00:30:57,690
to show them who we are.
402
00:30:58,733 --> 00:31:01,986
Oh, they will worship you.
403
00:31:02,153 --> 00:31:03,863
They will...
404
00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:07,909
...worship you
if you make them pray.
405
00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:09,911
They'll pray to Him.
406
00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:14,958
But he's not the goddess of spring.
407
00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:20,547
Shadow, my boy,
408
00:31:20,713 --> 00:31:23,466
I need a word with the fair lady here alone.
409
00:31:23,633 --> 00:31:25,468
Help yourself to a drink.
Two, tops.
410
00:31:25,635 --> 00:31:27,262
Still need you sharp.
411
00:32:02,630 --> 00:32:04,757
(MOBILE VIBRATES)
412
00:32:19,522 --> 00:32:21,566
(RASPING)
413
00:32:23,776 --> 00:32:25,862
You've been avoiding me.
414
00:32:27,238 --> 00:32:28,906
Hm?
415
00:32:29,073 --> 00:32:30,658
My mistake.
416
00:32:30,825 --> 00:32:33,161
I used the phone.
417
00:32:33,328 --> 00:32:36,205
Worst thing you can do to someone is call them.
418
00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:40,335
I've been occupied.
419
00:32:41,377 --> 00:32:43,171
Yes, you have.
420
00:32:44,213 --> 00:32:47,550
Impressive reach metrics.
Deep penetration.
421
00:32:48,593 --> 00:32:50,553
Total unique impressions is what sells,
422
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,641
and no-one leaves an impression
more unique than you.
423
00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:56,142
(SOFT DING)
424
00:32:56,309 --> 00:32:58,102
You've done well with me.
425
00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:00,813
VERY well.
426
00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:06,486
Now it's my turn to do well by you.
427
00:33:37,350 --> 00:33:40,228
I can take care of you.
428
00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:43,106
Hm.
429
00:33:43,272 --> 00:33:45,274
Hands free, honeypot.
430
00:33:45,441 --> 00:33:49,404
I have no intention
of spending the rest of my days
431
00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:52,281
feeding your soul from the vagina nebula.
432
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:55,451
But...
433
00:33:55,618 --> 00:33:58,996
...if you point that gun
in the right direction...
434
00:34:04,335 --> 00:34:06,504
(INHALES)
435
00:34:08,631 --> 00:34:10,425
Hm?
436
00:34:11,968 --> 00:34:15,221
You're wishing you had no business with me.
437
00:34:16,472 --> 00:34:19,350
(SLOWLY) But you do.
438
00:34:20,685 --> 00:34:22,270
You owe.
439
00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:25,273
I'm calling it in.
440
00:34:29,819 --> 00:34:32,238
(ICE-CREAM TRUCK MUSIC PLAYS)
441
00:34:38,161 --> 00:34:41,247
(MUSIC SLOWS AND DIES)
442
00:34:41,414 --> 00:34:44,834
- (BIRDS SING)
- (FLY BUZZES)
443
00:34:46,419 --> 00:34:48,629
(TURNS OFF MOTOR)
444
00:34:48,796 --> 00:34:50,131
(FLY BUZZES)
445
00:34:50,298 --> 00:34:51,841
(GASPS)
446
00:34:52,008 --> 00:34:53,551
LAURA: Is this it?
447
00:34:59,390 --> 00:35:00,892
- How'd you find it?
- (KEYS JANGLE)
448
00:35:01,058 --> 00:35:03,269
(FLY BUZZES)
449
00:35:06,439 --> 00:35:08,149
LAURA: Shadow's here.
450
00:35:09,192 --> 00:35:10,777
Jesus Christ.
451
00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:13,362
Are they all... Jesuses?
452
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,367
LAURA: Right, of course,
'cause...
453
00:35:18,534 --> 00:35:21,287
...Jesus is real.
454
00:35:21,454 --> 00:35:23,164
Hm.
455
00:35:41,474 --> 00:35:43,017
God damn it.
456
00:35:44,727 --> 00:35:47,772
(CHUCKLES) Hm...
457
00:35:51,526 --> 00:35:53,402
Did you always believe?
458
00:35:53,569 --> 00:35:56,072
JESUS PRIME:
Did I always believe?
459
00:35:57,448 --> 00:36:00,493
I AM belief, Shadow.
460
00:36:03,287 --> 00:36:06,207
I don't know how not to believe.
461
00:36:10,503 --> 00:36:13,381
I don't think I know how to.
462
00:36:14,632 --> 00:36:16,717
I think maybe I...
463
00:36:16,884 --> 00:36:20,471
...I don't really believe.
464
00:36:22,723 --> 00:36:25,518
You know, I don't really believe any of this.
465
00:36:27,854 --> 00:36:30,231
And maybe everything that's happened so far
466
00:36:30,398 --> 00:36:32,942
is just some kind of vivid dream.
467
00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:38,698
Um...
468
00:36:38,865 --> 00:36:41,158
I don't even know if I can believe that.
469
00:36:43,744 --> 00:36:45,705
JESUS PRIME:
Even if you don't believe,
470
00:36:45,872 --> 00:36:50,042
you cannot travel in any other way
471
00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:52,211
than the road...
472
00:36:53,588 --> 00:36:56,549
...your senses show you.
473
00:36:58,092 --> 00:37:01,262
And you must walk that road...
474
00:37:02,972 --> 00:37:04,932
...to the end.
475
00:37:08,603 --> 00:37:10,062
OSTARA: Starve them
into submission?
476
00:37:10,229 --> 00:37:12,440
They used to starve themselves.
477
00:37:12,607 --> 00:37:13,983
40 days.
478
00:37:14,150 --> 00:37:16,861
And not out of worship, but out of necessity.
479
00:37:17,028 --> 00:37:18,988
Hunger was an ancient form of prayer
480
00:37:19,155 --> 00:37:20,865
and they've never been hungry.
481
00:37:21,032 --> 00:37:23,868
I mean, they just pluck their food
out of the freezer,
482
00:37:24,035 --> 00:37:25,929
throw it in the microwave, watch it spin around.
483
00:37:25,953 --> 00:37:28,205
Never once have they had to work for it,
484
00:37:28,372 --> 00:37:30,124
give thanks for it
485
00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:32,251
or pray to you for it.
486
00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:35,546
Make them pray.
487
00:37:35,713 --> 00:37:37,214
Let them remind themselves
488
00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:40,676
it was a queen that gave them the harvest.
489
00:37:40,843 --> 00:37:43,262
Oh, they'll be hungry,
but then they'll turn to you
490
00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:47,683
and they will pray to Ostara once again.
491
00:37:47,850 --> 00:37:50,686
She withholds, she returns.
492
00:37:50,853 --> 00:37:53,981
Prayer, reward.
493
00:37:54,148 --> 00:37:56,067
The ancient contract.
494
00:37:56,233 --> 00:37:59,695
(BELL TINKLES)
495
00:37:59,862 --> 00:38:01,238
Holy shit.
496
00:38:01,405 --> 00:38:03,824
Hold that thought.
497
00:38:04,867 --> 00:38:07,370
Come on.
498
00:38:07,536 --> 00:38:08,955
(FLY BUZZES)
499
00:38:09,121 --> 00:38:11,707
- (GURGLING)
- (RETCHES)
500
00:38:16,921 --> 00:38:18,756
Oh!
501
00:38:20,007 --> 00:38:21,676
(SIGHS)
502
00:38:25,388 --> 00:38:26,931
(FLY BUZZES)
503
00:38:28,557 --> 00:38:31,102
('HALLELUJAH CHORUS'
FROM HANDEL'S 'MESSIAH' PLAYS)
504
00:38:35,523 --> 00:38:36,941
A dead girl?
505
00:38:37,108 --> 00:38:40,152
I have a house full of guests
and a garage full of caterers
506
00:38:40,319 --> 00:38:42,446
and you brought me a dead girl?
507
00:38:43,489 --> 00:38:45,741
- Hi.
- (FLY BUZZES)
508
00:38:45,908 --> 00:38:47,743
- You have a lovely home.
- Don't stoop.
509
00:38:47,910 --> 00:38:50,270
Somebody tried to raise you
with refined manners, dead girl,
510
00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:52,498
and failed.
511
00:38:52,665 --> 00:38:54,750
- (FLY BUZZES)
- (SIGHS)
512
00:38:54,917 --> 00:38:57,211
Let me see you.
513
00:38:59,588 --> 00:39:00,965
She doesn't want to be dead.
514
00:39:01,132 --> 00:39:03,217
- Dead gets a bad rap.
- (FLY BUZZES)
515
00:39:03,384 --> 00:39:05,177
I don't want her to be dead.
516
00:39:05,344 --> 00:39:07,263
- Reason being?
- Selfish reasons.
517
00:39:07,430 --> 00:39:09,015
(FLY BUZZES)
518
00:39:09,181 --> 00:39:10,558
Can you do that?
519
00:39:10,725 --> 00:39:14,145
Professional courtesy.
Colleague to colleague?
520
00:39:14,311 --> 00:39:16,439
You all think I'm like you.
I am not like you.
521
00:39:16,605 --> 00:39:19,775
You, I'm particularly not like.
522
00:39:19,942 --> 00:39:21,753
And that doesn't translate into courtesies owed,
523
00:39:21,777 --> 00:39:23,362
professional or otherwise.
524
00:39:23,529 --> 00:39:24,905
A favour, then.
525
00:39:25,072 --> 00:39:26,824
You do owe me that.
526
00:39:26,991 --> 00:39:29,243
(INHALES)
527
00:39:30,286 --> 00:39:31,704
Who were you, exactly?
528
00:39:31,871 --> 00:39:33,998
- (FLY BUZZES)
- I was, uh, Laura Moon.
529
00:39:34,165 --> 00:39:35,958
Um, I'm still Laura Moon.
530
00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:37,793
Laura Moon.
531
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,628
Shadow Moon?
532
00:39:39,795 --> 00:39:42,923
Mm, we know he's here.
We know who he's here with.
533
00:39:43,090 --> 00:39:45,051
Best he doesn't know I'm here.
534
00:39:45,217 --> 00:39:47,428
Best he don't know who I'm here with.
535
00:39:49,138 --> 00:39:50,890
How do you feel?
536
00:39:51,057 --> 00:39:52,683
I don't mean existentially.
537
00:39:52,850 --> 00:39:54,727
I mean physically.
Sensationally.
538
00:39:54,894 --> 00:39:57,271
Are you in your body, but not of it?
539
00:39:57,438 --> 00:40:00,149
Ah, I'm in my body. I feel it.
540
00:40:00,316 --> 00:40:02,818
Death hurts.
541
00:40:02,985 --> 00:40:06,530
I mean, mostly that hurt
is just absences of things.
542
00:40:06,697 --> 00:40:08,324
(FLY BUZZES)
543
00:40:08,491 --> 00:40:11,410
I'm thirsty all the time.
544
00:40:11,577 --> 00:40:13,537
Fucking parched.
545
00:40:13,704 --> 00:40:15,998
And... cold.
546
00:40:17,041 --> 00:40:18,667
Cold in my bones.
547
00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:20,836
Living in her own apocalypse.
548
00:40:22,171 --> 00:40:24,757
Did, um... did Jesus go through
his own apocalypse
549
00:40:24,924 --> 00:40:26,364
before you brought him back to life?
550
00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:28,719
Oh, I didn't bring Jesus back to life, no.
551
00:40:28,886 --> 00:40:30,679
He was dreamed back to life on my day.
552
00:40:30,846 --> 00:40:33,849
A very narrow sliver in that Venn diagram.
553
00:40:34,016 --> 00:40:36,018
- MAD SWEENEY: This is your day.
- (FLY BUZZES)
554
00:40:36,185 --> 00:40:38,437
The vernal equinox, the light of the world.
555
00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:41,315
Rebirth, renewal, resurrection.
556
00:40:41,482 --> 00:40:43,400
- Can you do it?
- (FLY BUZZES)
557
00:40:43,567 --> 00:40:45,236
I can. I have.
558
00:40:45,402 --> 00:40:46,987
I normally wouldn't.
559
00:40:47,154 --> 00:40:49,115
But today isn't a normally kind of day.
560
00:40:49,281 --> 00:40:50,866
(OSTARA BREATHES DEEPLY)
561
00:40:51,033 --> 00:40:53,369
I don't resurrect, I re-life.
562
00:40:53,536 --> 00:40:55,538
Life has always been my gift
563
00:40:55,704 --> 00:40:57,832
to re-gift.
564
00:40:57,998 --> 00:40:59,917
Well, good.
565
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,421
Good, because as it turns out,
I have a lot to live for
566
00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:08,843
and it's so close I can feel it.
567
00:41:09,009 --> 00:41:11,137
It's the only thing I can feel, so...
568
00:41:11,303 --> 00:41:14,014
I would really like to not be dead anymore,
569
00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:16,350
so that I can feel it fully.
570
00:41:17,393 --> 00:41:19,645
So...
571
00:41:19,812 --> 00:41:21,188
...how does this work?
572
00:41:21,355 --> 00:41:23,732
How it works is I find out
exactly why you are dead
573
00:41:23,899 --> 00:41:25,276
and we go from there.
574
00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:27,736
Well, I don't know why this happened.
575
00:41:27,903 --> 00:41:31,490
I mean, I know how, but I don't know why.
576
00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:34,827
Come. Let me take a look.
577
00:41:34,994 --> 00:41:37,037
(FLY BUZZES)
578
00:41:40,416 --> 00:41:42,459
(FLY BUZZES)
579
00:41:47,214 --> 00:41:48,632
(GASPS SOFTLY)
580
00:41:48,799 --> 00:41:51,510
I'm starting to get an idea.
581
00:41:53,888 --> 00:41:55,723
Folks have always been curious
582
00:41:55,890 --> 00:41:57,808
about that exact moment of death.
583
00:42:02,730 --> 00:42:04,148
As if the difference
584
00:42:04,315 --> 00:42:06,192
between one side of that divide and the other
585
00:42:06,358 --> 00:42:07,776
could be quantified.
586
00:42:07,943 --> 00:42:10,905
Some believe that you can
develop a last image seen
587
00:42:11,071 --> 00:42:12,740
off their retinas.
588
00:42:13,782 --> 00:42:15,534
Like a photograph.
589
00:42:16,952 --> 00:42:18,913
- (GASPS)
- (FLY BUZZES)
590
00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:24,710
(FLY BUZZES)
591
00:42:31,175 --> 00:42:35,179
Death is usually the last enemy.
592
00:42:36,222 --> 00:42:38,557
Right, but not for, uh...
not for Jesus Christ.
593
00:42:38,724 --> 00:42:40,267
No, not for you.
594
00:42:40,434 --> 00:42:42,519
And you're no Jesus Christ.
595
00:42:42,686 --> 00:42:44,688
Are you still working for the man?
596
00:42:46,357 --> 00:42:47,733
I was.
597
00:42:47,900 --> 00:42:49,944
About that, we have a problem here.
598
00:42:50,110 --> 00:42:52,238
- A... a problem with me?
- (FLY BUZZES)
599
00:42:52,404 --> 00:42:54,531
Oh, no. Not with you, you.
600
00:42:54,698 --> 00:42:56,075
You are perfectly lovely,
601
00:42:56,242 --> 00:42:58,619
but you dead, yes, is a problem for me.
602
00:42:58,786 --> 00:43:00,412
But you said
you could re-gift the gift.
603
00:43:00,579 --> 00:43:02,748
I need the gift.
I need to be alive.
604
00:43:02,915 --> 00:43:04,750
I can't help you with your dead.
605
00:43:04,917 --> 00:43:07,294
You are dead of a different kind.
606
00:43:07,461 --> 00:43:08,837
Fuck.
607
00:43:09,004 --> 00:43:10,881
- How am I dead different?
- (FLY BUZZES)
608
00:43:11,048 --> 00:43:12,048
Laura Moon...
609
00:43:12,174 --> 00:43:14,176
...you were killed by a god.
610
00:43:14,343 --> 00:43:16,303
I can't interfere with that.
611
00:43:16,470 --> 00:43:17,930
That is a dead without undoing.
612
00:43:18,097 --> 00:43:19,974
Not by my hand, anyway.
613
00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:23,102
(BELL TINKLES)
614
00:43:24,144 --> 00:43:26,146
Oh, shit.
615
00:43:26,313 --> 00:43:29,900
I have other guests. Good luck.
616
00:43:32,361 --> 00:43:34,154
(FLY BUZZES)
617
00:43:38,409 --> 00:43:40,286
I was killed...
618
00:43:40,452 --> 00:43:42,329
...by a god?
619
00:43:42,496 --> 00:43:45,916
- (FLY BUZZES)
- (SNIFFS)
620
00:43:46,083 --> 00:43:49,253
Which... fucking... god?
621
00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:51,505
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS)
622
00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:01,557
Never saw you look quite so pretty before.
623
00:44:01,724 --> 00:44:06,020
- (INHALES) Happy Easter, Easter.
- Oh... and to you.
624
00:44:06,186 --> 00:44:09,315
I could hardly wait to keep our date
this lovely Easter morning.
625
00:44:10,357 --> 00:44:13,235
And your heart beat fast
as you came through that door.
626
00:44:13,402 --> 00:44:14,820
Um...
627
00:44:14,987 --> 00:44:17,614
- We had a date?
- Standing.
628
00:44:17,781 --> 00:44:19,658
- Our marshmallow peepshow.
- Oh.
629
00:44:19,825 --> 00:44:23,162
Candy cream eggs, cellophane grass,
bunnies and duckies.
630
00:44:23,329 --> 00:44:26,332
We popularised the pagan.
We practically invented brunch.
631
00:44:26,498 --> 00:44:28,542
- (LAUGHS)
- We built this holiday.
632
00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:30,711
You and me.
633
00:44:31,879 --> 00:44:33,255
We're a couple of swells.
(LAUGHS)
634
00:44:33,422 --> 00:44:36,925
Oh, have you met my sheep?
635
00:44:39,470 --> 00:44:42,639
- Which fucking god?
- (MAD SWEENEY GROANS)
636
00:44:42,806 --> 00:44:45,434
Me fucking god.
I ran you off the road.
637
00:44:45,601 --> 00:44:48,520
See, here I thought I knocked
the gear shift with my shoulder.
638
00:44:48,687 --> 00:44:51,023
All this time, I've been blaming myself.
639
00:44:51,190 --> 00:44:52,190
(FLY BUZZES)
640
00:44:52,274 --> 00:44:53,914
Now I have somebody else to blame, right?
641
00:44:54,068 --> 00:44:55,110
(SCREAMS)
642
00:44:55,277 --> 00:44:57,196
That's right, I killed you!
643
00:44:57,363 --> 00:44:59,239
- I killed you fucking dead!
- No!
644
00:44:59,406 --> 00:45:00,908
You are not a god!
645
00:45:01,075 --> 00:45:02,785
She said I was killed by a god.
646
00:45:02,951 --> 00:45:04,661
You're many things, but you're not a god.
647
00:45:04,828 --> 00:45:06,705
Which fucking god?
648
00:45:06,872 --> 00:45:07,872
(GROANS)
649
00:45:07,915 --> 00:45:10,876
I'll squeeze them straight out
of the sac, like shucking peas.
650
00:45:11,043 --> 00:45:13,128
- (WHIMPERS)
- I swear to Jesus.
651
00:45:13,295 --> 00:45:15,005
He's right outside.
652
00:45:15,172 --> 00:45:16,590
(GASPS)
653
00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:18,801
You... you know which god.
654
00:45:18,967 --> 00:45:20,469
Of course I know which god!
655
00:45:20,636 --> 00:45:22,971
I want to hear you fucking say it, so say it.
656
00:45:24,431 --> 00:45:27,101
Wednesday.
657
00:45:27,267 --> 00:45:29,186
(GROANS)
658
00:45:29,353 --> 00:45:30,896
- Fuck that guy.
- (MAD SWEENEY COUGHS)
659
00:45:31,063 --> 00:45:33,107
- Why?
- (COUGHS WEAKLY)
660
00:45:33,273 --> 00:45:35,609
- Why me? Why murder me?
- (FLY BUZZES)
661
00:45:35,776 --> 00:45:38,904
You weren't murdered, you were sacrificed.
662
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:45,077
(FLY BUZZES)
663
00:45:45,244 --> 00:45:47,454
Shadow, right?
664
00:45:47,621 --> 00:45:50,582
So why does Shadow matter?
665
00:45:50,749 --> 00:45:52,376
He doesn't!
666
00:45:52,543 --> 00:45:54,670
He's nothing.
667
00:45:55,712 --> 00:45:57,172
He's no-one who just...
668
00:45:57,339 --> 00:45:59,466
...just happens to be the guy.
669
00:45:59,633 --> 00:46:01,760
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
670
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:05,931
When we robbed the casino,
671
00:46:06,098 --> 00:46:08,475
did Wednesday fuck up my perfect plan?
672
00:46:08,642 --> 00:46:10,602
It wasn't a perfect plan.
673
00:46:11,645 --> 00:46:14,231
Didn't account for divine intervention, did you?
674
00:46:16,358 --> 00:46:18,652
The whole fucking time?
675
00:46:18,819 --> 00:46:21,864
The robbery, Shadow going to jail, me dying...
676
00:46:22,906 --> 00:46:24,283
Act of god?
677
00:46:24,450 --> 00:46:26,660
Just fucking with us to fuck with us?
678
00:46:28,537 --> 00:46:30,581
What do you think gods do?
679
00:46:31,623 --> 00:46:33,667
They do what they've always done.
680
00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:35,961
They fuck with us.
681
00:46:36,128 --> 00:46:37,588
(FLY BUZZES)
682
00:46:37,754 --> 00:46:39,882
They fuck with all of us.
683
00:46:40,048 --> 00:46:42,009
Just don't take it personally.
684
00:46:44,303 --> 00:46:46,346
I don't.
685
00:46:50,851 --> 00:46:52,895
He needed your man.
686
00:46:53,061 --> 00:46:54,646
(FLY BUZZES)
687
00:46:54,813 --> 00:46:56,190
Needed him to be in a place
688
00:46:56,356 --> 00:46:58,984
where he had nothing left in the world.
689
00:47:00,444 --> 00:47:02,654
Nothing to lose, 'cause...
690
00:47:03,989 --> 00:47:06,033
...he'd already lost everything.
691
00:47:09,286 --> 00:47:11,163
(FLY BUZZES)
692
00:47:13,290 --> 00:47:15,751
What does Wednesday have to lose?
693
00:47:28,972 --> 00:47:31,475
They're here.
694
00:47:33,644 --> 00:47:35,187
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
695
00:47:38,315 --> 00:47:40,442
(BIRDS CAW)
696
00:47:42,402 --> 00:47:43,779
MEDIA: Is he here?
697
00:47:43,946 --> 00:47:45,447
Is who here?
698
00:47:45,614 --> 00:47:47,699
Oh, He with a capital H?
699
00:47:47,866 --> 00:47:49,785
I've got a gaggle of them inside.
700
00:47:49,952 --> 00:47:51,745
One of them has got
a baby dinosaur. (LAUGHS)
701
00:47:51,912 --> 00:47:53,830
That's not the 'he' I was referring to.
702
00:47:53,997 --> 00:47:58,126
The 'he' I was referring to
was... Wednesday.
703
00:47:58,293 --> 00:48:01,338
Oh, he was here, trying to enlist me
704
00:48:01,505 --> 00:48:03,340
in some sort of something he was brewing.
705
00:48:10,347 --> 00:48:12,808
What are the ingredients of that brew?
706
00:48:17,604 --> 00:48:19,856
I dismissed him before hearing him out.
707
00:48:20,023 --> 00:48:21,733
I'm doing peachy.
708
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:23,500
- So why would I help him?
- (FLY BUZZES)
709
00:48:23,610 --> 00:48:26,238
That's right.
A god has to be exotic.
710
00:48:26,405 --> 00:48:28,115
She has to be...
711
00:48:28,282 --> 00:48:29,658
...a peach.
712
00:48:29,825 --> 00:48:31,243
And Wednesday...
713
00:48:31,410 --> 00:48:34,204
...well, I suppose he's a lemon.
714
00:48:34,371 --> 00:48:37,708
- (FLY BUZZES)
- You're an old god new again.
715
00:48:37,874 --> 00:48:39,668
That's what we offer.
716
00:48:39,835 --> 00:48:41,378
That's what we represent.
717
00:48:43,672 --> 00:48:46,800
You feel you've been treated unfairly?
718
00:48:46,967 --> 00:48:50,637
I feel misrepresented in the media.
719
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,098
Put a pillow over that feeling
720
00:48:53,265 --> 00:48:55,475
and bear down until it stops kicking.
721
00:48:55,642 --> 00:48:58,270
St Nick took the same deal you did.
722
00:48:58,437 --> 00:49:00,188
The only reason why you're relevant today
723
00:49:00,355 --> 00:49:02,316
is because Easter is a Christian holiday.
724
00:49:02,482 --> 00:49:03,775
(SCOFFS)
725
00:49:03,942 --> 00:49:06,194
It's religious Darwinism.
726
00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:08,572
Adapt and survive.
727
00:49:08,739 --> 00:49:11,074
What we have achieved together, you and I,
728
00:49:11,241 --> 00:49:12,618
is no small feat,
729
00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:15,162
now that we're living in an atheist world.
730
00:49:15,329 --> 00:49:17,456
(LAUGHS) Look at you.
731
00:49:17,623 --> 00:49:19,750
Squawk the squawk.
732
00:49:19,916 --> 00:49:21,877
In your Easter bonnet,
733
00:49:22,044 --> 00:49:23,795
with all the frills upon it,
734
00:49:23,962 --> 00:49:26,214
you should be thrilled, overjoyed
735
00:49:26,381 --> 00:49:28,701
that anyone believes in anything
that doesn't have a screen
736
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,843
anymore.
737
00:49:31,511 --> 00:49:34,598
What happens if they all decide
738
00:49:34,765 --> 00:49:37,934
that God doesn't exist?
739
00:49:46,234 --> 00:49:49,529
WEDNESDAY: What if they decide
God does exist?
740
00:49:50,572 --> 00:49:52,074
MEDIA: Whose god?
741
00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:54,618
They're not all going to choose just one.
742
00:49:54,785 --> 00:49:56,536
WEDNESDAY:
Well, it doesn't matter.
743
00:49:56,703 --> 00:50:00,040
Plenty of worship to go around,
once worship gets redistributed.
744
00:50:00,207 --> 00:50:02,417
WE are the distributors.
745
00:50:02,584 --> 00:50:04,961
The platform and the delivery mechanism.
746
00:50:05,128 --> 00:50:07,172
We control the story.
747
00:50:07,339 --> 00:50:09,091
We control the flow.
748
00:50:10,634 --> 00:50:12,427
We are the flow.
749
00:50:12,594 --> 00:50:15,305
WEDNESDAY: What you offer
is existential crisis aversion.
750
00:50:15,472 --> 00:50:17,265
Don't look over there, look over here.
751
00:50:17,432 --> 00:50:19,351
Don't listen to that, listen to this.
752
00:50:19,518 --> 00:50:22,270
You provide a product, an innovative distraction,
753
00:50:22,437 --> 00:50:25,065
and you keep innovating it
and you keep providing it.
754
00:50:25,232 --> 00:50:28,777
The beauty of what we do is we only need inspire.
755
00:50:28,944 --> 00:50:30,821
Hm. You don't have the juice.
756
00:50:30,987 --> 00:50:33,573
And don't act like your fucking rent boy here
757
00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:35,200
is your disciple.
758
00:50:35,367 --> 00:50:39,538
Here's the thing...
you're old as fuck.
759
00:50:39,705 --> 00:50:42,916
Things are never going back
760
00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:44,668
to the way that they were.
761
00:50:44,835 --> 00:50:46,837
The times, they are a-changing.
762
00:50:47,003 --> 00:50:50,257
You can't fight progress.
763
00:50:51,717 --> 00:50:53,343
Then why are you here?
764
00:50:53,510 --> 00:50:54,928
Why do I matter?
765
00:50:55,095 --> 00:50:57,305
We're here for her.
766
00:50:57,472 --> 00:50:59,474
We're here for my friend.
767
00:50:59,641 --> 00:51:01,810
And you don't matter.
768
00:51:01,977 --> 00:51:03,854
Not really. Not anymore.
769
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:06,648
You could have, but... (SCOFFS)
770
00:51:06,815 --> 00:51:10,193
People create gods when
they wonder why things happen.
771
00:51:12,571 --> 00:51:16,700
Do you know why things happen?
Because gods make them happen.
772
00:51:16,867 --> 00:51:19,411
You want to know how to make good things happen?
773
00:51:19,578 --> 00:51:21,663
Be good to your god.
774
00:51:21,830 --> 00:51:24,458
You give a little, you get a little.
775
00:51:24,624 --> 00:51:27,836
The simplicity of that bargain
has always been appealing.
776
00:51:28,003 --> 00:51:32,090
That's why you're here
and that's precisely why I matter.
777
00:51:34,468 --> 00:51:38,013
You only matter in matters of war.
778
00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:41,725
And there's not going to be a war.
779
00:51:41,892 --> 00:51:44,060
We have the guns.
780
00:51:44,227 --> 00:51:46,229
We have the firepower.
781
00:51:46,396 --> 00:51:48,607
You have the swords and knives...
782
00:51:48,774 --> 00:51:50,814
- (THUNDER RUMBLES)
- ...and hammers and stone axes.
783
00:51:50,942 --> 00:51:53,445
(WIND WHOOSHES)
784
00:51:53,612 --> 00:51:56,072
We fight, we win.
785
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:59,367
We don't fight... we win.
786
00:52:00,410 --> 00:52:02,537
You die out either way.
787
00:52:02,704 --> 00:52:07,334
MR WORLD: You are
the passenger pigeons and thylacines.
788
00:52:07,501 --> 00:52:09,961
Nobody cares about you.
789
00:52:10,128 --> 00:52:12,589
It's either going to be a bloodbath
790
00:52:12,756 --> 00:52:15,467
or we'll wait you out
791
00:52:15,634 --> 00:52:18,220
and get the whole thing without a fuss.
792
00:52:19,262 --> 00:52:21,014
My message to you...
793
00:52:22,182 --> 00:52:24,309
...don't fight.
794
00:52:24,476 --> 00:52:26,561
I don't have to fight.
795
00:52:35,362 --> 00:52:37,322
I have faith.
796
00:52:37,489 --> 00:52:41,785
I dedicate these deaths to Ostara.
797
00:52:42,869 --> 00:52:45,205
- (THUNDER CRACKS)
- Which deaths?
798
00:53:01,429 --> 00:53:03,056
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
799
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,562
Do you have faith, Shadow?
800
00:53:12,482 --> 00:53:14,109
What are you?
801
00:53:15,151 --> 00:53:16,695
Do you know me?
802
00:53:16,862 --> 00:53:18,321
Do you know what I am?
803
00:53:18,488 --> 00:53:20,365
Do you want to know my name?
804
00:53:21,825 --> 00:53:23,201
Tell me.
805
00:53:23,368 --> 00:53:25,871
- This is what I am called.
- (THUNDER RUMBLES)
806
00:53:26,037 --> 00:53:30,500
I am called Glad-O-War,
Grim, Raider and Third.
807
00:53:30,667 --> 00:53:32,002
(THUNDER CRASHES)
808
00:53:32,168 --> 00:53:33,879
WEDNESDAY: I am One-Eyed.
809
00:53:34,045 --> 00:53:36,131
I am also called Highest
and True-Guesser.
810
00:53:36,298 --> 00:53:39,885
I am Grimnir and the Hooded One.
811
00:53:40,051 --> 00:53:42,971
I am All-Father,
Gondlir Wand-bearer.
812
00:53:43,138 --> 00:53:45,765
I have as many names as there are winds,
813
00:53:45,932 --> 00:53:48,560
as many titles as there are ways to die!
814
00:53:48,727 --> 00:53:52,606
My ravens are Huginn and Muninn.
Thought and Memory!
815
00:53:52,772 --> 00:53:54,691
My wolves are Freki and Geri!
816
00:53:54,858 --> 00:53:56,443
My horse is the gallowed.
817
00:53:56,610 --> 00:54:03,283
I am ODIN!
818
00:54:05,452 --> 00:54:06,745
Odin?
819
00:54:06,912 --> 00:54:08,496
Odin!
820
00:54:08,663 --> 00:54:11,166
And you are Ostara of the dawn.
821
00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:15,587
(SLOWLY) Show them who you are.
822
00:54:33,396 --> 00:54:36,733
(VIVACIOUS, UPLIFTING MUSIC)
823
00:55:22,779 --> 00:55:26,700
(UPLIFTING MUSIC FADES)
824
00:55:27,742 --> 00:55:30,870
(DRUMS BEAT RAPIDLY)
825
00:55:47,929 --> 00:55:51,057
(DISCORDANT MUSIC)
826
00:56:17,417 --> 00:56:20,003
(SHEEP BLEAT)
827
00:56:25,717 --> 00:56:27,093
What have you done?
828
00:56:27,260 --> 00:56:29,262
(BIRDS CAW)
829
00:56:29,429 --> 00:56:32,640
MR WORLD: You wanted a war,
Glad-of-War?
830
00:56:32,807 --> 00:56:35,477
(SIGHS) You have one.
831
00:56:36,519 --> 00:56:38,146
Be glad.
832
00:56:38,313 --> 00:56:42,275
It will be the war you die in.
833
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:45,779
(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
834
00:56:45,945 --> 00:56:49,282
Tell the believers
and the non-believers.
835
00:56:49,449 --> 00:56:51,785
Tell them we've taken the spring.
836
00:56:52,827 --> 00:56:54,746
They can have it back...
837
00:56:54,913 --> 00:56:56,623
...when they pray for it.
838
00:57:00,877 --> 00:57:03,129
Do you believe?
839
00:57:07,092 --> 00:57:08,468
I believe.
840
00:57:08,635 --> 00:57:10,720
What do you believe, Shadow?
841
00:57:13,973 --> 00:57:15,600
Everything.
842
00:57:18,770 --> 00:57:20,438
(WOMAN CLEARS HER THROAT)
843
00:57:33,868 --> 00:57:36,788
I'd like to have a word with my husband.
844
00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:42,043
(DING!)
845
00:58:14,534 --> 00:58:16,161
BILQUIS: Excuse me.
846
00:58:17,912 --> 00:58:19,873
Do you know where the bathroom is?
847
00:58:45,565 --> 00:58:48,443
(CHAOTIC MUSIC
BUILDS TO A CLIMAX)
848
00:58:55,283 --> 00:58:57,702
(UP-TEMPO ELECTRONIC BEAT)
849
00:58:58,786 --> 00:59:04,209
(WOMAN SINGS)
♪ Learning history from the earth
850
00:59:06,377 --> 00:59:11,591
♪ Steal my heart
♪ My hands are bare
851
00:59:12,759 --> 00:59:15,845
♪ You seem to confess
852
00:59:16,012 --> 00:59:19,724
♪ But it's a state of undress
853
00:59:22,435 --> 00:59:26,022
♪ Can't you watch the sunrise?
854
00:59:26,189 --> 00:59:29,734
♪ Did it come here to die?
855
00:59:32,153 --> 00:59:34,739
♪ But you kept me in the dark
856
00:59:35,782 --> 00:59:37,450
♪ Worshipping, loving
857
00:59:37,617 --> 00:59:39,827
♪ Living, dying
858
00:59:39,994 --> 00:59:41,955
♪ Watching, waiting
859
00:59:42,121 --> 00:59:44,249
♪ Burning so bright
860
00:59:47,502 --> 00:59:49,796
♪ You kept me in the dark. ♪