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Do you know who he is?
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Who he really is?
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Shadow Moon...
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You're my man now.
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You've gotten yourself
mixed up
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in some really weird shit,
Shadow.
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You shouldn't
trust him. Grimnir. Don't trust him.
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Trying to start a war,
Glad-O-War?
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We're at war already
and we're losing.
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Who are you?
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You wouldn't
believe me if I told you.
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What should I believe?
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- What's today?
- Wednesday.
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Today's my day.
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This is all too big.
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Too much going on at once.
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We should start with a story.
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Oh, Jesus, Nancy!
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I'm gonna tell you a story.
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Haven't got time for a story.
Just do the fucking work, huh?
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Let me tell
a goddamned story!
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I got a good one.
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Real good.
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Once upon a time...
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See? It sounds good already.
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You're hooked.
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Just get on with it, huh?
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Once upon a time,
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there was a fucking queen.
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She had it all,
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the glory, the power.
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Worshippers, eager to give
and grateful to receive.
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Why?
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Because she had the gift
of the gift.
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The blessing of blessings,
hers to bestow.
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And her place of worship?
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Well, that was the place to be.
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THAT was the goddamn shit.
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It was
good fucking times.
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Kings didn't like that.
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Kings came one after the other
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to knock her off her throne.
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They didn't last long.
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When the queen
was done with you...
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..you were gone.
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Worse ways to go.
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Clothes and hair
change with the times,
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but this queen...
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..she kept the party going.
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♪ As a friend
Not as a fighter
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♪ I come as someone you invited
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♪ You seem to confess
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♪ It's all so senseless
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♪ Ah
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♪ Oh
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♪ Ah. ♪
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But the kings,
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they kept coming after her.
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Our queen's power,
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which is the power
of all women,
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the power of rebirth
and creation.
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It makes some men kneel in awe
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and give gifts.
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But it makes other men angry.
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And you know it -
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anger gets shit done.
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So men did what they do.
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They took from her that power.
Took them a long time.
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Took them guns and knives
and sharp dicks.
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But they grabbed the power
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they were too scared
for a queen to have.
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They laundered it
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and gave it to men.
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They forced our queen
into the back seat.
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The remaining flight time
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to New York's John F. Kennedy Airport
is 11 hours.
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So sit back, relax and enjoy...
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"Where is the library?"
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"Where is the library?"
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Now, our queen,
she made her peace with change.
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She told herself
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the back seat's
got cushions too.
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She told herself
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she was playing the game
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by staying in it.
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Excuse me.
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Do you know
where the bathroom is?
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There's one in the back.
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I don't see it.
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Show me.
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Where did 30F run off to?
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So long
as I'm still alive...
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..I can adapt.
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So you can
let everyone back home
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know where you're going.
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I still know what I am.
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But America too
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can take issue
with a woman of power.
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It finds ways
of cutting her down,
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of punishing her
for her daring to be.
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And our girl...
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..after a while, even she forgot
there's a queen inside.
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ISIS fighters
destroyed the ancient temple,
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a once popular
tourist attraction
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recently denounced
by ISIS militants
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as "the necessary destruction
of idolatrous structures
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"in accordance
with Islamic law."
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And there's no end
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to the cruelty of men
threatened by strong women.
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So what's a queen to do?
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She gets on her knees.
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She takes
what she don't want to
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and we watch
in easy fucking judgement
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and pretend we'd do a single thing
different in her shoes.
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Hm.
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I hear they blew up your altar.
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Darn.
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I have a new one to offer you.
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Aren't you the lucky duck?
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Oh!
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Boop.
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OK.
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Worship
is a volume business.
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Whosoever has the most followers
wins the game.
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Want to play?
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Life is long
when you got regret.
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A moment can last forever
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when you can see
how it should have gone.
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You get the moral to this story?
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I don't know.
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Don't compromise?
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Or, uh...
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..don't cut deals
with treacherous motherfuckers.
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What? No!
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Fuck, no!
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Did you get this one
off the discount rack?
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Where are you getting in life
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without some fucking compromise?
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The moral is...
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Get myself a queen.
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You goddamn right.
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You better get yourself a queen.
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'Cause you just went and killed
one of theirs.
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That's one of mine.
I killed one of mine.
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Not anymore.
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Not in a LONG while
has he been one of yours.
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You separate a head from a body,
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that is strike fucking one
across the bow.
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They ain't gonna
take that lightly.
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Good - wait till
he sees strike two,
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when I get myself that queen.
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What about you?
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Spill blood together,
that binds you to him for life.
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- Yeah, the fuck it does.
- Fuck it doesn't.
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- Now, we have a compact.
- Yeah. Till you piss me off.
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You've just gone
and pissed me off, OK?
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So I think that violates
our agreement.
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What are you so pissed off
about?
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You just cut off
your friend's head!
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OK?
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Now you're getting a suit made
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like you're
the goddamn Godfather?
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Who the fuck
did you think he was?
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You're getting one too.
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We have to be presentable,
where we're going.
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Fuck you!
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Look, I don't even
know your name!
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Hey, Mr Wednesday?
Who I met on a Wednesday.
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I don't think you understand
the concept of 'pissed off'.
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It's angry.
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Oh, I know what pissed off is.
I'm pissed off!
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So as a pissed-off person,
I'm aware.
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You're confused.
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You got questions,
but you don't know how to ask them.
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Do not confuse confusion
for anger.
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I'm not confused.
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I'm VERY confused.
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You're confused.
And you're intrigued.
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Your wife came back from the dead.
Why wouldn't you be?
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If you denied it,
I'd call you a liar.
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- A bigger one than I am.
- Ha!
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And that's a very big liar.
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Hm...
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The terms of our agreement
are intact.
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You're not angry, Shadow.
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But you do have to start
getting angry.
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Angry...gets shit done.
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Try that on for size.
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Is this Wisconsin?
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That's our NEXT stop.
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Welcome to Kentucky.
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Now, be nice to the lady we're visiting,
but not too nice.
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She might take a fancy to you
and that would not be good.
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Why? She an ex-girlfriend
of yours?
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Not for all the little plastic toys
in China.
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No, she's...
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She's something else.
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We might not be welcome
at first.
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Ah...in the presence of a queen.
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Huh. Forgot it was Easter.
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Well, it is Sunday,
16th of April,
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seven days
after the vernal equinox.
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- I love Easter.
- Oh, many do.
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Some for the rabbits,
some for the resurrection.
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Most think of the food.
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All that fucking sugar, huh?
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They don't think
of the truth of the day.
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And why would they?
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But, yeah, you could...
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..you could call this Easter.
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Or we could call it
what it really is.
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A pagan ritual, the celebration
of the beginning of spring,
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dating back about 12,000 years.
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So when you see children
dipping eggs
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in vinegar the colours
of their favourite toys,
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when you see the nation's youth
fleeing south for copulation,
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or when they spread their seed
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over that sinking mass
that is the great state of Florida,
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they all...
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..without realising it,
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do it in her name.
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Ostara.
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Hello!
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Oh, it is a treasure and a treat
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to welcome you all to my home
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and on my day,
my favourite day of the year.
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When all is lavender and dew,
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reborn and restored.
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- When we celebrate...
- Hello, Shadow.
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Hey.
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Do I know you?
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Yes, you do.
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..and then move on.
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I think it's important
for us all to remember
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what this day is
really, truly about, which is...
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Ooh, for Christ's sake.
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Praise the Lords.
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Please help yourself
and those less fortunate to the buffet.
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I got plenty of honey ham.
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But for those of you
who do not partake of pork...
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That's...
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..Easter?
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Because people
believe in Easter.
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Believing is seeing.
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Gods are real
if you believe in them.
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Gods.
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Uh-huh.
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Fuck me.
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- Alright, so...
- Hm?
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That's...Jesus Christ.
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A Jesus Christ.
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Some Jesus Christ.
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For every belief, every branch,
every denomination,
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they see a different face
when they close their eyes to pray.
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So who are you?
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Like I said, you wouldn't
believe in me if I told you.
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Happy Easter, you old fraud.
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And a fair Ostara to you.
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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I'm not here for Christ's sake,
but all our sakes.
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You look divine.
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How the hell else should I look?
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Say hello to Ostara.
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Hey, Ostara.
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Oh, he's a blusher.
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- Wednesday.
- Mm-hm?
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- You brought me a blusher.
- Mm-hm.
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00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:42,560
And he's pink chocolate.
How perfectly wonderful.
269
00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:44,771
What's he called?
270
00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:47,065
Shadow Moon.
271
00:26:57,409 --> 00:26:59,619
So, how's tricks?
272
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:02,747
Asks the tricksiest rabbit
I know.
273
00:27:02,914 --> 00:27:06,251
Well, I was hoping
to enlist your assistance.
274
00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:08,336
Stop wasting time.
275
00:27:08,503 --> 00:27:11,131
I can't be bothered,
so don't you bother me about it.
276
00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:13,842
Shadow? That's a sweet name.
277
00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:16,720
Now, now, now, now.
Leave him be, huh?
278
00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:18,847
Why do they call you Shadow,
sweetness?
279
00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:20,807
The way I followed my mama
around.
280
00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:23,852
She didn't know
what else to call me.
281
00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:25,854
Well, I deal in sugar, Sugar,
282
00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:28,315
and you're the sweetest damn thing
I've ever seen.
283
00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:32,360
This is the boy
that has everyone so upset?
284
00:27:32,527 --> 00:27:34,237
Ah, you heard?
285
00:27:34,404 --> 00:27:36,740
Well, I keep my ears pricked up.
286
00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:38,366
Come here, sweet Shadow.
287
00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:40,410
Allow me to impart some wisdom.
288
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,912
There's far too many
secret societies out there.
289
00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:45,582
They have no loyalty
and no love.
290
00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:48,918
They range from barely competent
to deeply dangerous.
291
00:27:49,085 --> 00:27:51,421
- You don't sound like one of us.
- I'm not one of you.
292
00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:52,964
Oh, yes, you are.
293
00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:56,634
You're as forgotten, unloved
and unremembered as any of us.
294
00:27:56,801 --> 00:27:58,303
I'm doing just fine.
295
00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:01,431
Happy Easter. Christ is risen.
Hello, boys.
296
00:28:01,598 --> 00:28:03,183
Well, you were
before these assholes were born.
297
00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:05,727
Until the day that Jesus Christ
298
00:28:05,894 --> 00:28:08,355
crawled out
of his stinky old grave,
299
00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:12,901
folks would paint eggs with
dandelions and paprika for her,
300
00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:15,737
to exchange as gifts
at the first sign of spring,
301
00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:18,114
in her name...Ostara.
302
00:28:18,281 --> 00:28:20,784
They still do. They still do!
303
00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:22,327
On my festival days,
304
00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:25,246
they still feast
on eggs and rabbit and candy.
305
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:27,832
- And they do it in my name.
- Serious question, my dear.
306
00:28:27,999 --> 00:28:30,710
I have no doubt that millions
upon millions exchange tokens
307
00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:32,462
and observe the rituals
of your festival,
308
00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:34,381
all down to the hunting
of the hidden eggs,
309
00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:37,384
but does anybody pray
in your name?
310
00:28:38,426 --> 00:28:40,345
Do they say it in worship?
311
00:28:40,512 --> 00:28:41,971
Oh, they mouth your name,
312
00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:44,808
mm, but they have no idea
what it means, none whatsoever.
313
00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:48,061
Same every spring - you do
all the work, he gets the prayers.
314
00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:50,021
What has gotten into you?
315
00:28:50,188 --> 00:28:52,273
I feel terrible about this.
316
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,858
No. No!
317
00:28:54,025 --> 00:28:56,444
It's her day.
You took it.
318
00:28:56,611 --> 00:28:58,196
You crucified her day.
319
00:28:58,363 --> 00:29:00,365
When they started following you,
everybody else got burned.
320
00:29:00,532 --> 00:29:01,908
In YOUR name.
321
00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:04,160
Happy fucking Easter!
322
00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:06,663
Uh...
323
00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:09,082
N...
324
00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:13,420
- A word.
- Mm-hm.
325
00:29:22,303 --> 00:29:25,557
You shut your mouth before
I slap it off your goddamn face!
326
00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:28,351
Oh... Oh. How dare you?
327
00:29:28,518 --> 00:29:29,936
How dare you?
328
00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:32,188
How dare you come into my home
329
00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:34,232
and uncork
all over Jesus of Nazareth
330
00:29:34,399 --> 00:29:36,860
and all the other Jesuses
who died on the cross
331
00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:39,320
and even the ones who didn't -
how dare you!
332
00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:41,030
These are kind, generous men
333
00:29:41,197 --> 00:29:42,782
and they've come to celebrate
their day.
334
00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:44,325
My day.
335
00:29:44,492 --> 00:29:46,286
God damn it, OUR day!
336
00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:48,830
And you come in here
and disrespect them?
337
00:29:48,997 --> 00:29:51,541
- They are gods, for God's sake!
- They're sons of.
338
00:29:51,708 --> 00:29:53,543
They're men who walk the streets.
They shake hands.
339
00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:55,545
- They take shits.
- Oh!
340
00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:57,881
What I'm doing here
is of no concern to them.
341
00:29:58,047 --> 00:30:00,383
This is your day, love.
342
00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:02,927
Always has been, always will be.
343
00:30:03,094 --> 00:30:06,931
Just don't try to tell me
that THEY all worship you.
344
00:30:07,098 --> 00:30:09,434
I know they don't.
I'm not a fool.
345
00:30:09,601 --> 00:30:12,312
No, you're not.
346
00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:14,397
I am.
347
00:30:14,564 --> 00:30:17,066
An old one.
348
00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:22,322
They killed Vulcan.
349
00:30:22,489 --> 00:30:25,366
They killed my friend.
350
00:30:27,076 --> 00:30:29,829
He pledged his allegiance to me
351
00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:31,831
and forged a blade...
352
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,211
..in my honour.
353
00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:44,385
And they killed him for it.
354
00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:49,098
The NEW gods.
355
00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:52,393
That's why we need you.
356
00:30:53,436 --> 00:30:55,355
That's why we need Spring
to fight them,
357
00:30:55,522 --> 00:30:57,690
to show them who WE are.
358
00:30:58,733 --> 00:31:01,986
Oh, they will worship you.
359
00:31:02,153 --> 00:31:03,863
They will...
360
00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:07,909
..worship you
if you make them pray.
361
00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:09,911
They'll pray to Him.
362
00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:14,958
But he's not
the goddess of spring.
363
00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:20,547
Shadow, my boy,
364
00:31:20,713 --> 00:31:23,466
I need a word
with the fair lady here alone.
365
00:31:23,633 --> 00:31:25,468
Help yourself to a drink.
Two, tops.
366
00:31:25,635 --> 00:31:27,262
Still need you sharp.
367
00:32:23,776 --> 00:32:25,862
You've been avoiding me.
368
00:32:27,238 --> 00:32:28,906
Hm?
369
00:32:29,073 --> 00:32:30,658
My mistake.
370
00:32:30,825 --> 00:32:33,161
I used the phone.
371
00:32:33,328 --> 00:32:36,205
Worst thing you can do
to someone is call them.
372
00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:40,335
I've been occupied.
373
00:32:41,377 --> 00:32:43,171
Yes, you have.
374
00:32:44,213 --> 00:32:47,550
Impressive reach metrics.
Deep penetration.
375
00:32:48,593 --> 00:32:50,553
Total unique impressions
is what sells,
376
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,641
and no-one leaves an impression
more unique than you.
377
00:32:56,309 --> 00:32:58,102
You've done well with me.
378
00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:00,813
VERY well.
379
00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:06,486
Now it's my turn
to do well by you.
380
00:33:37,350 --> 00:33:40,228
I can take care of you.
381
00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:43,106
Hm.
382
00:33:43,272 --> 00:33:45,274
Hands free, honeypot.
383
00:33:45,441 --> 00:33:49,404
I have no intention
of spending the rest of my days
384
00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:52,281
feeding your soul
from the vagina nebula.
385
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:55,451
But...
386
00:33:55,618 --> 00:33:58,996
..if you point that gun
in the right direction...
387
00:34:08,631 --> 00:34:10,425
Hm?
388
00:34:11,968 --> 00:34:15,221
You're wishing
you had no business with me.
389
00:34:16,472 --> 00:34:19,350
But you do.
390
00:34:20,685 --> 00:34:22,270
You owe.
391
00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:25,273
I'm calling it in.
392
00:34:52,008 --> 00:34:53,551
Is this it?
393
00:34:59,390 --> 00:35:00,892
How'd you find it?
394
00:35:06,439 --> 00:35:08,149
Shadow's here.
395
00:35:09,192 --> 00:35:10,777
Jesus Christ.
396
00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:13,362
Are they all...Jesuses?
397
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,367
Right, of course,
'cause...
398
00:35:18,534 --> 00:35:21,287
..Jesus is real.
399
00:35:21,454 --> 00:35:23,164
Hm.
400
00:35:41,474 --> 00:35:43,017
God damn it.
401
00:35:44,727 --> 00:35:47,772
Hm...
402
00:35:51,526 --> 00:35:53,402
Did you always believe?
403
00:35:53,569 --> 00:35:56,072
Did I always believe?
404
00:35:57,448 --> 00:36:00,493
I AM belief, Shadow.
405
00:36:03,287 --> 00:36:06,207
I don't know how not to believe.
406
00:36:10,503 --> 00:36:13,381
I don't think I know how to.
407
00:36:14,632 --> 00:36:16,717
I think maybe I...
408
00:36:16,884 --> 00:36:20,471
..I don't really believe.
409
00:36:22,723 --> 00:36:25,518
You know, I don't really believe
any of this.
410
00:36:27,854 --> 00:36:30,231
And maybe everything
that's happened so far
411
00:36:30,398 --> 00:36:32,942
is just some kind
of vivid dream.
412
00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:38,698
Um...
413
00:36:38,865 --> 00:36:41,158
I don't even know
if I can believe that.
414
00:36:43,744 --> 00:36:45,705
Even if you don't believe,
415
00:36:45,872 --> 00:36:50,042
you cannot travel
in any other way
416
00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:52,211
than the road...
417
00:36:53,588 --> 00:36:56,549
..your senses show you.
418
00:36:58,092 --> 00:37:01,262
And you must walk that road...
419
00:37:02,972 --> 00:37:04,932
..to the end.
420
00:37:08,603 --> 00:37:10,062
Starve them
into submission?
421
00:37:10,229 --> 00:37:12,440
They used to starve themselves.
422
00:37:12,607 --> 00:37:13,983
40 days.
423
00:37:14,150 --> 00:37:16,861
And not out of worship,
but out of necessity.
424
00:37:17,028 --> 00:37:18,988
Hunger was an ancient form
of prayer
425
00:37:19,155 --> 00:37:20,865
and they've never been hungry.
426
00:37:21,032 --> 00:37:23,868
I mean, they just pluck their food
out of the freezer,
427
00:37:24,035 --> 00:37:25,786
throw it in the microwave,
watch it spin around.
428
00:37:25,953 --> 00:37:28,205
Never once have they
had to work for it,
429
00:37:28,372 --> 00:37:30,124
give thanks for it
430
00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:32,251
or pray to you for it.
431
00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:35,546
Make them pray.
432
00:37:35,713 --> 00:37:37,214
Let them remind themselves
433
00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:40,676
it was a queen
that gave them the harvest.
434
00:37:40,843 --> 00:37:43,262
Oh, they'll be hungry,
but then they'll turn to you
435
00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:47,683
and they will pray to Ostara
once again.
436
00:37:47,850 --> 00:37:50,686
She withholds, she returns.
437
00:37:50,853 --> 00:37:53,981
Prayer, reward.
438
00:37:54,148 --> 00:37:56,067
The ancient contract.
439
00:37:59,862 --> 00:38:01,238
Holy shit.
440
00:38:01,405 --> 00:38:03,824
Hold that thought.
441
00:38:04,867 --> 00:38:07,370
Come on.
442
00:38:16,921 --> 00:38:18,756
Oh!
443
00:38:35,523 --> 00:38:36,941
A dead girl?
444
00:38:37,108 --> 00:38:40,152
I have a house full of guests
and a garage full of caterers
445
00:38:40,319 --> 00:38:42,446
and you brought me a dead girl?
446
00:38:43,489 --> 00:38:45,741
Hi.
447
00:38:45,908 --> 00:38:47,743
- You have a lovely home.
- Don't stoop.
448
00:38:47,910 --> 00:38:50,162
Somebody tried to raise you
with refined manners, dead girl,
449
00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:52,498
and failed.
450
00:38:54,917 --> 00:38:57,211
Let me see you.
451
00:38:59,588 --> 00:39:00,965
She doesn't want to be dead.
452
00:39:01,132 --> 00:39:03,217
Dead gets a bad rap.
453
00:39:03,384 --> 00:39:05,177
I don't want her to be dead.
454
00:39:05,344 --> 00:39:07,263
- Reason being?
- Selfish reasons.
455
00:39:09,181 --> 00:39:10,558
Can you do that?
456
00:39:10,725 --> 00:39:14,145
Professional courtesy.
Colleague to colleague?
457
00:39:14,311 --> 00:39:16,439
You all think I'm like you.
I am not like you.
458
00:39:16,605 --> 00:39:19,775
You, I'm particularly not like.
459
00:39:19,942 --> 00:39:21,610
And that doesn't translate
into courtesies owed,
460
00:39:21,777 --> 00:39:23,362
professional or otherwise.
461
00:39:23,529 --> 00:39:24,905
A favour, then.
462
00:39:25,072 --> 00:39:26,824
You do owe me that.
463
00:39:30,286 --> 00:39:31,704
Who were you, exactly?
464
00:39:31,871 --> 00:39:33,998
I was, uh, Laura Moon.
465
00:39:34,165 --> 00:39:35,958
Um, I'm still Laura Moon.
466
00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:37,793
Laura Moon.
467
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,628
Shadow Moon?
468
00:39:39,795 --> 00:39:42,923
Mm, we know he's here.
We know who he's here with.
469
00:39:43,090 --> 00:39:45,051
Best he doesn't know I'm here.
470
00:39:45,217 --> 00:39:47,428
Best he don't know
who I'm here with.
471
00:39:49,138 --> 00:39:50,890
How do you feel?
472
00:39:51,057 --> 00:39:52,683
I don't mean existentially.
473
00:39:52,850 --> 00:39:54,727
I mean physically.
Sensationally.
474
00:39:54,894 --> 00:39:57,271
Are you IN your body,
but not of it?
475
00:39:57,438 --> 00:40:00,149
Ah, I'm in my body. I feel it.
476
00:40:00,316 --> 00:40:02,818
Death hurts.
477
00:40:02,985 --> 00:40:06,530
I mean, mostly that hurt
is just absences of things.
478
00:40:08,491 --> 00:40:11,410
I'm thirsty all the time.
479
00:40:11,577 --> 00:40:13,537
Fucking parched.
480
00:40:13,704 --> 00:40:15,998
And...cold.
481
00:40:17,041 --> 00:40:18,667
Cold in my bones.
482
00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:20,836
Living in her own apocalypse.
483
00:40:22,171 --> 00:40:24,757
Did, um...did Jesus go through
his own apocalypse
484
00:40:24,924 --> 00:40:26,300
before you brought him
back to life?
485
00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:28,719
Oh, I didn't bring Jesus
back to life, no.
486
00:40:28,886 --> 00:40:30,679
He was dreamed back to life
on my day.
487
00:40:30,846 --> 00:40:33,849
A very narrow sliver
in that Venn diagram.
488
00:40:34,016 --> 00:40:36,018
This is your day.
489
00:40:36,185 --> 00:40:38,437
The vernal equinox,
the light of the world.
490
00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:41,315
Rebirth, renewal, resurrection.
491
00:40:41,482 --> 00:40:43,400
Can you do it?
492
00:40:43,567 --> 00:40:45,236
I can. I have.
493
00:40:45,402 --> 00:40:46,987
I normally wouldn't.
494
00:40:47,154 --> 00:40:49,115
But today
isn't a normally kind of day.
495
00:40:51,033 --> 00:40:53,369
I don't resurrect, I re-life.
496
00:40:53,536 --> 00:40:55,538
Life has always been my gift
497
00:40:55,704 --> 00:40:57,832
to re-gift.
498
00:40:57,998 --> 00:40:59,917
Well, good.
499
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,421
Good, because as it turns out,
I have a lot to live for
500
00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:08,843
and it's so close I can feel it.
501
00:41:09,009 --> 00:41:11,137
It's the only thing
I can feel, so...
502
00:41:11,303 --> 00:41:14,014
I would really like
to not be dead anymore,
503
00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:16,350
so that I can feel it fully.
504
00:41:17,393 --> 00:41:19,645
So...
505
00:41:19,812 --> 00:41:21,188
..how does this work?
506
00:41:21,355 --> 00:41:23,732
How it works is I find out
exactly why you are dead
507
00:41:23,899 --> 00:41:25,276
and we go from there.
508
00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:27,736
Well, I don't know
why this happened.
509
00:41:27,903 --> 00:41:31,490
I mean, I know how,
but I don't know why.
510
00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:34,827
Come. Let me take a look.
511
00:41:48,799 --> 00:41:51,510
I'm starting to get an idea.
512
00:41:53,888 --> 00:41:55,723
Folks have
always been curious
513
00:41:55,890 --> 00:41:57,808
about that exact moment
of death.
514
00:42:02,730 --> 00:42:04,148
As if the difference
515
00:42:04,315 --> 00:42:06,192
between one side of that divide
and the other
516
00:42:06,358 --> 00:42:07,776
could be quantified.
517
00:42:07,943 --> 00:42:10,905
Some believe that you can
develop a last image seen
518
00:42:11,071 --> 00:42:12,740
off their retinas.
519
00:42:13,782 --> 00:42:15,534
Like a photograph.
520
00:42:31,175 --> 00:42:35,179
Death is usually the last enemy.
521
00:42:36,222 --> 00:42:38,557
Right, but not for, uh...
not for Jesus Christ.
522
00:42:38,724 --> 00:42:40,267
No, not for you.
523
00:42:40,434 --> 00:42:42,519
And you're no Jesus Christ.
524
00:42:42,686 --> 00:42:44,688
Are you still working
for the man?
525
00:42:46,357 --> 00:42:47,733
I was.
526
00:42:47,900 --> 00:42:49,944
About that,
we have a problem here.
527
00:42:50,110 --> 00:42:52,238
A...a problem with me?
528
00:42:52,404 --> 00:42:54,531
Oh, no. Not with you, you.
529
00:42:54,698 --> 00:42:56,075
You are perfectly lovely,
530
00:42:56,242 --> 00:42:58,619
but you dead,
yes, is a problem for me.
531
00:42:58,786 --> 00:43:00,412
But you said
you could re-gift the gift.
532
00:43:00,579 --> 00:43:02,748
I need the gift.
I need to be alive.
533
00:43:02,915 --> 00:43:04,750
I can't help you with your dead.
534
00:43:04,917 --> 00:43:07,294
You are dead
of a different kind.
535
00:43:07,461 --> 00:43:08,837
Fuck.
536
00:43:09,004 --> 00:43:10,881
How am I dead different?
537
00:43:11,048 --> 00:43:12,007
Laura Moon...
538
00:43:12,174 --> 00:43:14,176
..you were killed by a god.
539
00:43:14,343 --> 00:43:16,303
I can't interfere with that.
540
00:43:16,470 --> 00:43:17,930
That is a dead without undoing.
541
00:43:18,097 --> 00:43:19,974
Not by my hand, anyway.
542
00:43:24,144 --> 00:43:26,146
Oh, shit.
543
00:43:26,313 --> 00:43:29,900
I have other guests. Good luck.
544
00:43:38,409 --> 00:43:40,286
I was killed...
545
00:43:40,452 --> 00:43:42,329
..by a god?
546
00:43:46,083 --> 00:43:49,253
Which...fucking...god?
547
00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:01,557
Never saw you look
quite so pretty before.
548
00:44:01,724 --> 00:44:06,020
- Happy Easter, Easter.
- Oh...and to you.
549
00:44:06,186 --> 00:44:09,315
I could hardly wait to keep our date
this lovely Easter morning.
550
00:44:10,357 --> 00:44:13,235
And your heart beat fast
as you came through that door.
551
00:44:13,402 --> 00:44:14,820
Um...
552
00:44:14,987 --> 00:44:17,614
- We had a date?
- Standing.
553
00:44:17,781 --> 00:44:19,658
- Our marshmallow peepshow.
- Oh.
554
00:44:19,825 --> 00:44:23,162
Candy cream eggs, cellophane grass,
bunnies and duckies.
555
00:44:23,329 --> 00:44:26,332
We popularised the pagan.
We practically invented brunch.
556
00:44:26,498 --> 00:44:28,542
We built this holiday.
557
00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:30,711
You and me.
558
00:44:31,879 --> 00:44:33,255
We're a couple of swells.
559
00:44:33,422 --> 00:44:36,925
Oh, have you met my sheep?
560
00:44:39,470 --> 00:44:42,639
Which fucking god?
561
00:44:42,806 --> 00:44:45,434
ME fucking god.
I ran you off the road.
562
00:44:45,601 --> 00:44:48,520
See, here I thought I knocked
the gear shift with my shoulder.
563
00:44:48,687 --> 00:44:51,023
All this time,
I've been blaming myself.
564
00:44:52,274 --> 00:44:53,901
Now I have somebody else
to blame, right?
565
00:44:55,277 --> 00:44:57,196
That's right, I killed you!
566
00:44:57,363 --> 00:44:59,239
- I killed you fucking dead!
- No!
567
00:44:59,406 --> 00:45:00,908
You are not a god!
568
00:45:01,075 --> 00:45:02,785
She said I was killed by a god.
569
00:45:02,951 --> 00:45:04,661
You're many things,
but you're not a god.
570
00:45:04,828 --> 00:45:06,705
Which fucking god?
571
00:45:07,915 --> 00:45:10,876
I'll squeeze them straight out
of the sac, like shucking peas.
572
00:45:11,043 --> 00:45:13,128
I swear to Jesus.
573
00:45:13,295 --> 00:45:15,005
He's right outside.
574
00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:18,801
You...you know which god.
575
00:45:18,967 --> 00:45:20,469
Of course I know which god!
576
00:45:20,636 --> 00:45:22,971
I want to hear you
fucking say it, so say it.
577
00:45:24,431 --> 00:45:27,101
Wednesday.
578
00:45:29,353 --> 00:45:30,896
Fuck that guy.
579
00:45:31,063 --> 00:45:33,107
Why?
580
00:45:33,273 --> 00:45:35,609
Why me? Why murder me?
581
00:45:35,776 --> 00:45:38,904
You weren't murdered,
you were sacrificed.
582
00:45:45,244 --> 00:45:47,454
Shadow, right?
583
00:45:47,621 --> 00:45:50,582
So why does Shadow matter?
584
00:45:50,749 --> 00:45:52,376
He doesn't!
585
00:45:52,543 --> 00:45:54,670
He's nothing.
586
00:45:55,712 --> 00:45:57,172
He's no-one who just...
587
00:45:57,339 --> 00:45:59,466
..just happens to be the guy.
588
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:05,931
When we robbed the casino,
589
00:46:06,098 --> 00:46:08,475
did Wednesday
fuck up my perfect plan?
590
00:46:08,642 --> 00:46:10,602
It wasn't a perfect plan.
591
00:46:11,645 --> 00:46:14,231
Didn't account for
divine intervention, did you?
592
00:46:16,358 --> 00:46:18,652
The whole fucking time?
593
00:46:18,819 --> 00:46:21,864
The robbery,
Shadow going to jail, me dying...
594
00:46:22,906 --> 00:46:24,283
Act of god?
595
00:46:24,450 --> 00:46:26,660
Just fucking with us
to fuck with us?
596
00:46:28,537 --> 00:46:30,581
What do you think gods do?
597
00:46:31,623 --> 00:46:33,667
They do
what they've always done.
598
00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:35,961
They fuck with us.
599
00:46:37,754 --> 00:46:39,882
They fuck with all of us.
600
00:46:40,048 --> 00:46:42,009
Just don't take it personally.
601
00:46:44,303 --> 00:46:46,346
I don't.
602
00:46:50,851 --> 00:46:52,895
He needed your man.
603
00:46:54,813 --> 00:46:56,190
Needed him to be in a place
604
00:46:56,356 --> 00:46:58,984
where he had nothing left
in the world.
605
00:47:00,444 --> 00:47:02,654
Nothing to lose, 'cause...
606
00:47:03,989 --> 00:47:06,033
..he'd already lost everything.
607
00:47:13,290 --> 00:47:15,751
What does Wednesday
have to lose?
608
00:47:28,972 --> 00:47:31,475
They're here.
609
00:47:42,402 --> 00:47:43,779
Is he here?
610
00:47:43,946 --> 00:47:45,447
Is who here?
611
00:47:45,614 --> 00:47:47,699
Oh, He with a capital H?
612
00:47:47,866 --> 00:47:49,785
I've got a gaggle of them
inside.
613
00:47:49,952 --> 00:47:51,745
One of them has got
a baby dinosaur.
614
00:47:51,912 --> 00:47:53,830
That's not the 'he'
I was referring to.
615
00:47:53,997 --> 00:47:58,126
The 'he' I was referring to
was...Wednesday.
616
00:47:58,293 --> 00:48:01,338
Oh, he was here,
trying to enlist me
617
00:48:01,505 --> 00:48:03,340
in some sort of something
he was brewing.
618
00:48:10,347 --> 00:48:12,808
What are the ingredients
of that brew?
619
00:48:17,604 --> 00:48:19,856
I dismissed him
before hearing him out.
620
00:48:20,023 --> 00:48:21,733
I'm doing peachy.
621
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:23,443
So why would I help him?
622
00:48:23,610 --> 00:48:26,238
That's right.
A god has to be exotic.
623
00:48:26,405 --> 00:48:28,115
She has to be...
624
00:48:28,282 --> 00:48:29,658
..a peach.
625
00:48:29,825 --> 00:48:31,243
And Wednesday...
626
00:48:31,410 --> 00:48:34,204
..well, I suppose he's a lemon.
627
00:48:34,371 --> 00:48:37,708
You're an old god new again.
628
00:48:37,874 --> 00:48:39,668
That's what we offer.
629
00:48:39,835 --> 00:48:41,378
That's what we represent.
630
00:48:43,672 --> 00:48:46,800
You feel
you've been treated unfairly?
631
00:48:46,967 --> 00:48:50,637
I feel misrepresented
in the media.
632
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,098
Put a pillow over that feeling
633
00:48:53,265 --> 00:48:55,475
and bear down
until it stops kicking.
634
00:48:55,642 --> 00:48:58,270
St Nick
took the same deal you did.
635
00:48:58,437 --> 00:49:00,188
The only reason
why you're relevant today
636
00:49:00,355 --> 00:49:02,316
is because Easter
is a Christian holiday.
637
00:49:03,942 --> 00:49:06,194
It's religious Darwinism.
638
00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:08,572
Adapt and survive.
639
00:49:08,739 --> 00:49:11,074
What we have achieved together,
you and I,
640
00:49:11,241 --> 00:49:12,618
is no small feat,
641
00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:15,162
now that we're living
in an atheist world.
642
00:49:15,329 --> 00:49:17,456
Look at you.
643
00:49:17,623 --> 00:49:19,750
Squawk the squawk.
644
00:49:19,916 --> 00:49:21,877
In your Easter bonnet,
645
00:49:22,044 --> 00:49:23,795
with all the frills upon it,
646
00:49:23,962 --> 00:49:26,214
you should be thrilled,
overjoyed
647
00:49:26,381 --> 00:49:28,634
that anyone believes in anything
that doesn't have a screen
648
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,843
anymore.
649
00:49:31,511 --> 00:49:34,598
What happens if they all decide
650
00:49:34,765 --> 00:49:37,934
that God doesn't exist?
651
00:49:46,234 --> 00:49:49,529
What if they decide
God DOES exist?
652
00:49:50,572 --> 00:49:52,074
Whose god?
653
00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:54,618
They're not all
going to choose just one.
654
00:49:54,785 --> 00:49:56,536
Well, it doesn't matter.
655
00:49:56,703 --> 00:50:00,040
Plenty of worship to go around,
once worship gets redistributed.
656
00:50:00,207 --> 00:50:02,417
WE are the distributors.
657
00:50:02,584 --> 00:50:04,961
The platform
and the delivery mechanism.
658
00:50:05,128 --> 00:50:07,172
We control the story.
659
00:50:07,339 --> 00:50:09,091
We control the flow.
660
00:50:10,634 --> 00:50:12,427
We ARE the flow.
661
00:50:12,594 --> 00:50:15,305
What you offer
is existential crisis aversion.
662
00:50:15,472 --> 00:50:17,265
Don't look over there,
look over here.
663
00:50:17,432 --> 00:50:19,351
Don't listen to that,
listen to this.
664
00:50:19,518 --> 00:50:22,270
You provide a product,
an innovative distraction,
665
00:50:22,437 --> 00:50:25,065
and you keep innovating it
and you keep providing it.
666
00:50:25,232 --> 00:50:28,777
The beauty of what we do
is we only need inspire.
667
00:50:28,944 --> 00:50:30,821
Hm. You don't have the juice.
668
00:50:30,987 --> 00:50:33,573
And don't act like
your fucking rent boy here
669
00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:35,200
is your disciple.
670
00:50:35,367 --> 00:50:39,538
Here's the thing...
you're old as fuck.
671
00:50:39,705 --> 00:50:42,916
Things are never going back
672
00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:44,668
to the way that they were.
673
00:50:44,835 --> 00:50:46,837
The times, they are a-changing.
674
00:50:47,003 --> 00:50:50,257
You can't fight progress.
675
00:50:51,717 --> 00:50:53,343
Then why are you here?
676
00:50:53,510 --> 00:50:54,928
Why do I matter?
677
00:50:55,095 --> 00:50:57,305
We're here for her.
678
00:50:57,472 --> 00:50:59,474
We're here for my friend.
679
00:50:59,641 --> 00:51:01,810
And you don't matter.
680
00:51:01,977 --> 00:51:03,854
Not really. Not anymore.
681
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:06,648
You could have, but...
682
00:51:06,815 --> 00:51:10,193
People create gods when
they wonder why things happen.
683
00:51:12,571 --> 00:51:16,700
Do you know why things happen?
Because gods make them happen.
684
00:51:16,867 --> 00:51:19,411
You want to know
how to make good things happen?
685
00:51:19,578 --> 00:51:21,663
Be good to your god.
686
00:51:21,830 --> 00:51:24,458
You give a little,
you get a little.
687
00:51:24,624 --> 00:51:27,836
The simplicity of that bargain
has always been appealing.
688
00:51:28,003 --> 00:51:32,090
That's why you're here
and that's precisely why I matter.
689
00:51:34,468 --> 00:51:38,013
You only matter
in matters of war.
690
00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:41,725
And there's not going
to be a war.
691
00:51:41,892 --> 00:51:44,060
We have the guns.
692
00:51:44,227 --> 00:51:46,229
We have the firepower.
693
00:51:46,396 --> 00:51:48,607
You have the swords
and knives...
694
00:51:48,774 --> 00:51:50,776
..and hammers and stone axes.
695
00:51:53,612 --> 00:51:56,072
We fight, we win.
696
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:59,367
We don't fight...we win.
697
00:52:00,410 --> 00:52:02,537
You die out either way.
698
00:52:02,704 --> 00:52:07,334
You are
the passenger pigeons and thylacines.
699
00:52:07,501 --> 00:52:09,961
Nobody cares about you.
700
00:52:10,128 --> 00:52:12,589
It's either
going to be a bloodbath
701
00:52:12,756 --> 00:52:15,467
or we'll wait you out
702
00:52:15,634 --> 00:52:18,220
and get the whole thing
without a fuss.
703
00:52:19,262 --> 00:52:21,014
My message to you...
704
00:52:22,182 --> 00:52:24,309
..don't fight.
705
00:52:24,476 --> 00:52:26,561
I don't have to fight.
706
00:52:35,362 --> 00:52:37,322
I have faith.
707
00:52:37,489 --> 00:52:41,785
I dedicate these deaths
to Ostara.
708
00:52:42,869 --> 00:52:45,205
Which deaths?
709
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,562
Do you have faith, Shadow?
710
00:53:12,482 --> 00:53:14,109
What are you?
711
00:53:15,151 --> 00:53:16,695
Do you know me?
712
00:53:16,862 --> 00:53:18,321
Do you know what I am?
713
00:53:18,488 --> 00:53:20,365
Do you want to know my name?
714
00:53:21,825 --> 00:53:23,201
Tell me.
715
00:53:23,368 --> 00:53:25,871
This is what I am called.
716
00:53:26,037 --> 00:53:30,500
I am called Glad-O-War,
Grim, Raider and Third.
717
00:53:32,168 --> 00:53:33,879
I am One-Eyed.
718
00:53:34,045 --> 00:53:36,131
I am also called Highest
and True-Guesser.
719
00:53:36,298 --> 00:53:39,885
I am Grimnir and the Hooded One.
720
00:53:40,051 --> 00:53:42,971
I am All-Father,
Gondlir Wand-bearer.
721
00:53:43,138 --> 00:53:45,765
I have as many names
as there are winds,
722
00:53:45,932 --> 00:53:48,560
as many titles
as there are ways to die!
723
00:53:48,727 --> 00:53:52,606
My ravens are Huginn and Muninn.
Thought and Memory!
724
00:53:52,772 --> 00:53:54,691
My wolves are Freki and Geri!
725
00:53:54,858 --> 00:53:56,443
My horse is the gallowed.
726
00:53:56,610 --> 00:54:03,283
I am ODIN!
727
00:54:05,452 --> 00:54:06,745
Odin?
728
00:54:06,912 --> 00:54:08,496
Odin!
729
00:54:08,663 --> 00:54:11,166
And you are Ostara of the dawn.
730
00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:15,587
Show them who you are.
731
00:56:25,717 --> 00:56:27,093
What have you done?
732
00:56:29,429 --> 00:56:32,640
You wanted a war,
Glad-of-War?
733
00:56:32,807 --> 00:56:35,477
You have one.
734
00:56:36,519 --> 00:56:38,146
Be glad.
735
00:56:38,313 --> 00:56:42,275
It will be the war you die in.
736
00:56:45,945 --> 00:56:49,282
Tell the believers
and the non-believers.
737
00:56:49,449 --> 00:56:51,785
Tell them
we've taken the spring.
738
00:56:52,827 --> 00:56:54,746
They can have it back...
739
00:56:54,913 --> 00:56:56,623
..when they pray for it.
740
00:57:00,877 --> 00:57:03,129
Do you believe?
741
00:57:07,092 --> 00:57:08,468
I believe.
742
00:57:08,635 --> 00:57:10,720
What do you believe, Shadow?
743
00:57:13,973 --> 00:57:15,600
Everything.
744
00:57:33,868 --> 00:57:36,788
I'd like to have a word
with my husband.
745
00:58:14,534 --> 00:58:16,161
Excuse me.
746
00:58:17,912 --> 00:58:19,873
Do you know
where the bathroom is?
747
00:58:58,786 --> 00:59:04,209
♪ Learning history
from the earth
748
00:59:06,377 --> 00:59:11,591
♪ Steal my heart
My hands are bare
749
00:59:12,759 --> 00:59:15,845
♪ You seem to confess
750
00:59:16,012 --> 00:59:19,724
♪ But it's a state of undress
751
00:59:22,435 --> 00:59:26,022
♪ Can't you watch the sunrise?
752
00:59:26,189 --> 00:59:29,734
♪ Did it come here to die?
753
00:59:32,153 --> 00:59:34,739
♪ But you kept me in the dark
754
00:59:35,782 --> 00:59:37,450
♪ Worshipping, loving
755
00:59:37,617 --> 00:59:39,827
♪ Living, dying
756
00:59:39,994 --> 00:59:41,955
♪ Watching, waiting
757
00:59:42,121 --> 00:59:44,249
♪ Burning so bright
758
00:59:47,502 --> 00:59:49,796
♪ You kept me in the dark. ♪