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There ain't no place
like the south.

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We call it "God's Country."

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And not because somebody decided

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to spread the Bible Belt
around it.

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Now, we believe
that the almighty chooses

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the wild and foolish stuff
of this life to confound

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even the wisest of folks.

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You don't have to drive too far
to find chainsaw carvings

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boiled peanut stands.

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There's a chicken house
turned into a flea market.

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There's the rural town they
turned into a Bavarian village

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as an excuse to sell beer
and funnel cakes, a big chicken

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or the 150 foot water tower
in the shape of a peach

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that people keep mistaking
for a giant butt.

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Well, this tale spotlights
one of them southern oddities

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and his name is Bill Bailey IV.

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'Even trade, right?'

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You got the papers?

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Known around these parts
as Crackerjack.

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♫ Ain't a little girl
she's a little in love ♫

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♫ Used to love me
now she don't no more.. ♫♫

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Oh, I'm sorry.
This is, uh, a vital asset.

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My investment portfolio.

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Emma!

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Get back here right now and
bring this man his baby doll.

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His story is what I'd like
to call a Southern Fairytale.

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I used to think
it was a folktale.

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That wasn't until I learned
that in folktales

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characters use their brains

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to get out of their predicaments

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and I can assure you
that none of the characters

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in this tale will be
using their brains.

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So, once upon a time..

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In a land, far to the south..

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There was
a damsel in distress

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a little person, and a curse

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that was thought to be
good and bad.

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Pecan?

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No, thank you.

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Oh.

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Well, I made you a small..

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Um, pie.

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I hope you're
not allergic to nuts.

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That's not necessary, thank you.

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Good, there's a patch
of pecan trees behind us

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so I figured
"Waste not, want not."

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Like the Bible says.

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Actually, that's not
in the Bible.

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Oh.

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Oh, do we get one of these?

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After you've completed
the course.

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One should take driver's ed

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in order to get
the driver's license, so..

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Mama says, men are the ones
who need help driving

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women just need to know
how to get them in gear.

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'Course she's on fifth gear.

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Hmm.

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Should we start without..

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Oh, yes, sir.
I was just waitin' on you.

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Oh. Okay.

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I usually begin by getting
both sides of how you met.

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Ooh, fifth grade.

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Miss Figgly's class.

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I whispered, "Piggly Figgly"
real loud in class.

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He raised his hand
and took on my punishment.

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I knew that day
he might be the one.

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'Course then he popped
the question.

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♫ My true love

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♫ Is a blue-eyed daisy

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♫ She sure enough

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♫ Sends me crazy

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♫ My honeybee

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♫ My honey..

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♫ My honeybee ♫

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And we've lived
happily ever after.

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Hmm.

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What's your fiance's name?

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Oh, sorry.

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Bill Crackerjack Bailey IV.

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Crackerjack?

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As in a person or thing of
exceptional quality or talent.

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He actually named
himself Crackerjack

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'cause it was
a good baseball name.

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His daddy loved ball.

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Like father, like son?

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No!

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Uh, I mean, n-no.

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His daddy left.

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'The Bailey men have been
sorta cursed that way.'

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♫ My heavenly home
is bright and fair.. ♫♫

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They all go out
for beef jerky and..

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♫ Nor pain nor death
can enter there.. ♫

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'Course we've never spoken
about any of this.

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His mama told me.

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He don't like to dwell
on the past.

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♫ I feel like travelling on

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♫ Nor pain nor death
can enter there.. ♫♫

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So playing ball
is a coping mechanism

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for him to escape the pain
of his father's abandonment?

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I need to write that down.

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I imagine he still plays ball.

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A little.

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He actually is an entrepreneur

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and a collector
of invaluable treasures.

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It's all just a matter
of time for him.

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I just don't wanna be
one of those women

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who prods her man.

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Sometimes, we men need a jolt.

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You should write that down.

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Say, you've been engaged..

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Oh, um..

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Uh, 20 years, five months and..

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I use this to keep count.

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Oh, Lord, I have not taken..

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Oh, Lord.

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Um, not that we're..

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That as allowed, we have been
living together as friends.

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Oh, Lord, he is gonna shoot me.

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And he's non-violent.

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Dang it. Dang it! Dang it. No.

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He's marriage material,
I promise. I..

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Wait, what if Crackerjack comes?

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He won't. He plays
softball on Fridays.

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Softball?

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It's Saturday.

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He plays softball then too.

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So while our damsel
went home to discover

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whether they had procreated

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our hero... recreated.

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You're like the circus de
friggin' solei of softball.

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You should go pro, CJ.

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Nah.

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Softball doesn't define me.

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Scared Hitless is playing
sons of pitches at five

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and Laney needs
players like this.

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Then Dave with nine inch
mouth's at five pitch

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to play all of us,
that's a seven.

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Dodge is gunning at six o'clock.

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'Crackerjack.'

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You bring your, uh, thing?

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I brought mine.

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Oh, Lord. Please do not tell me
you're doin' that here.

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- Not those...
- They're collectibles.

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Right, right.

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No, not here. Come on.

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Keep moving.

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Hey, you need a real job.

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You need to grasp the idea
of investment income.

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Oh, I grasp the idea
that your only form of income

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is Sherry's pie sales.

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Oh, can't a man have his refuge?

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- What's her name?
- Connie Lynn.

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- Connie Lynn meet Luby Chuck.
- Hold up.

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There's no cash being
exchanged here?

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Matter of time.

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Didn't you ever collect
baseball cards as a kid?

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Yeah. Keyword, kid.

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Dang it, woman,
that's why we have children.

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- To weed eat.
- Here, just to make it fair.

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I got some good quarters here

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some collector's items
right there.

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Oh, whoa, Alaska?

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I do not substitutionarily cuss
when I'm drinkin'.

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You're gonna be around later
Masterbatters could use one.

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Hey, whoa, whoa, Jimmy.

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Let's not forget
that playoff game.

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That was three years ago, Ray.

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In a city league.

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History always repeats itself.

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You need to show
some love to Jimmy.

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Jimmy plays with Masterbatters.

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He can show love to himself.

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Once a Masterbatter,
always a Masterbatter.

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No, that's not true.

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Things can change.

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Like what?

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What if you won the jackpot?

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The jackpot would change you

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and history
would not repeat itself.

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Nope. Wouldn't change a thing.

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Confucians say

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"No matter where you go,
there you are."

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What the hell does
a fortune cookie have to do...

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What? What are we
talkin' about anyway?

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Masterbatters.

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Bobby with Balls of Steel
wants us.

187
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Hey, what is Sherry
doin' texting you?

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- Give that.
- "I love you."

189
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Call it male intuition

190
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but we men have a way
of spottin'

191
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a woman's smoke signal
a mile away.

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You ain't leavin' us, are you?

193
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CJ?

194
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No.

195
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Yeah. No.

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♫ Oh won't you
come home Bill Bailey ♫

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♫ Won't you come home

198
00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:07,040
♫ Hit 'em on home ♫

199
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Where you been?

200
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Pickin' flowers for you.

201
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CJ, you know I planted
those this mornin'.

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Hey.

203
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I-I texted I love you.

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Not I want you.

205
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I love you.

206
00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,148
I love you too.

207
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,983
No, you don't.
You love softball.

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Yeah.

209
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,253
Uh, no.

210
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I hate softball.

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You love it.

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What's wrong?

213
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,930
Nothin' is wrong.
What's wrong with you? Nothin'.

214
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,732
Nothing's wrong with us.

215
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,869
I guess I'm nesting.

216
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:11,905
Are we expecting someone?

217
00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,741
Yes. No, don't leave.

218
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:17,177
I mean, no. The place is filthy.
We need a budget.

219
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Oh, Lord.

220
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'Oh.'

221
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,115
Uh-huh.

222
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,451
'Oh! Send it back.'

223
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:27,420
Ugh! Run away. That is..

224
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Sherry.

225
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,226
Oh, come on.

226
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,394
Sherry.

227
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:40,500
Okay, just tell me, what..

228
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Happened
to my foosball table?

229
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I rearranged.

230
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For?

231
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:52,012
Oh, n-now, we pledged
not to converse after 11...

232
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,047
Are you pro-life or pro-choice?

233
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As in we never
talk politics and such.

234
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I love you.

235
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,996
Piggly Figgly.

236
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,200
Don't make fun of fat people.

237
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,443
And I'm pro-sex life.

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And with one sure act of libido

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Crackerjack was certain
that he had calmed

240
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whatever storm was raging.

241
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I need to leave.

242
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,329
Just when a man thinks
he's out of the woods

243
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You know what they say..

244
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"If the tree falls in the forest"

245
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,535
"it's liable to hit you."

246
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,411
Go get it, Bitty.

247
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Go get it.

248
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,899
I need my money.

249
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,401
I told you, I'll get it soon.

250
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,971
I need it now.

251
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,206
Wait a second.

252
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,276
'Get back, Bitty.'

253
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,911
You need to fix your dog.

254
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:35,548
He made puppies down the street,
and they are ugly.

255
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,550
Hand it over, Richie Rich.

256
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,552
Oh, uh.. That ain't money.

257
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:44,557
That is a treasure trove
of high numismatic value.

258
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,860
Oh, here.

259
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,162
This pecan log is worth

260
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:52,232
twice as much
as those thin mints.

261
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:55,068
I ain't gettin' no barter badge.

262
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,604
- 'Is your girlfriend here?'
- Yeah.

263
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- Maybe.
- Not.

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00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,879
I'll be back.

265
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,021
Sherry?

266
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:18,391
'Prepare for our weapons
of man destruction.'

267
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,427
'Losers never win.'

268
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:28,902
Hey. Some girl came by
wantin' some logs.

269
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:33,040
Uh.. She said yours was
better than Stuckeys.

270
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,874
I told her you'd be back..

271
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:36,944
Soon.

272
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:43,616
Uh, well, I better go,
I got a, uh, a ball..

273
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:46,286
Bearing. It's loose.

274
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,288
Call me.

275
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,390
- The sun is out.
- What happened?

276
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,059
He needs to protect the greens.

277
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,227
This ain't the Masters, Ned!

278
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,362
You gotta go.

279
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,930
Whoa, Ned, Ned.

280
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,598
Hey, Ned.

281
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,201
You're gonna walk away
from your helm?

282
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,071
Leaving these men
without a life boat?

283
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:09,309
I need my softball today, Ned.
I need it bad.

284
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:14,081
Look who dodged our bullets.

285
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,216
Dodged you, Clay.

286
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,652
You forfeiting, Bailey?

287
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,221
Forfeiting?

288
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,663
Do you know the difference
between a boy and a grown man

289
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:34,601
when it comes to trespassin'
on to a muddy field?

290
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,703
Yeah, me neither.

291
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,671
Ball two. 2-0.

292
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,575
What's red, Bailey..

293
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,012
And has a way
of gettin' all over you?

294
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,579
Just pitch it.

295
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,121
Son of a..

296
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,191
Georgia Clay!

297
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,061
Bass-turd.

298
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,495
At least I know my daddy.

299
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:03,663
Which one?

300
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:09,136
♫ Won't you come
home Bill Bailey ♫

301
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,371
♫ Won't you come home

302
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:17,644
♫ Won't you come
home Bill Bailey ♫

303
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,280
♫ Won't you come home

304
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,154
♫ Won't you come home

305
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:34,227
♫ Won't you come home now ♫

306
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,200
- This is our battlefield, Ned.
- Mm-hm.

307
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:44,271
Where we assume the roles
of noble Warriors of Old.

308
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,374
We must skirmish here
to fight another day

309
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,809
as men in the real world.

310
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:54,147
Now, you ain't gonna deprive us
of our nobility, are ya?

311
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,284
Dang it!

312
00:16:57,317 --> 00:17:00,553
My wife's gonna have me
puttin' up friggin' beadboard.

313
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,389
Mine'll have me antiquing.

314
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:03,623
You ain't got a wife.

315
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,225
Mamma likes the knick-knacks.

316
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,659
Mine will..

317
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,697
I gotta go.

318
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,709
I'm returning your call.

319
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,345
'I didn't call.'

320
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,315
You, you can come back.

321
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:31,851
I'm swearing off
softball forever.

322
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,622
'Don't pee on my baby's leg
and tell her it's raining.'

323
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,290
'Momma, get off the phone.'

324
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,260
'CJ, did you see
my note and all?'

325
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,795
No. Yeah.

326
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:51,804
♫ ...to nothin'

327
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:56,109
♫ But a burnin'
what I never knew ♫

328
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:59,246
♫ Darlin' it ain't so bad

329
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,381
♫ Livin' with nothin'

330
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:05,385
♫ When nothin' is
greater than two ♫

331
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:14,494
Just like that, our hero
stumbled into a place

332
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:18,298
he hadn't been to
in a long time.

333
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,268
♫ Me and you ♫ Me and you ♫

334
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,910
I told you
you little half-pint vulture.

335
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,979
I ain't got the money.

336
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,614
Good morning.

337
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:42,958
We're with
the visitation committee

338
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,951
from Second United
Community Church.

339
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,886
Welcome to the family, Bill.

340
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,756
I feel like I wanna.. Listen.

341
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,825
After last night, we felt it
our duty to ensure you got

342
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,294
your wheels back under you.

343
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,263
Last night?

344
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,799
Dude, can I pee indoors?

345
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,301
Where's your bride?

346
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,538
- Who?
- Your betrothed.

347
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,974
The lady of the lodgment.

348
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:12,279
She's, uh, temporarily
predisposed to-to being

349
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:15,415
incapacitated elsewhere.

350
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,784
Our shut-in committee
can bring over a casserole

351
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,819
or two until she gets
to feeling better.

352
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,455
- That's awful kind...
- Outdoor foosball?

353
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:23,990
That's just temporary. I..

354
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,925
Two on two. Let's do this, bro.

355
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,560
Sit down.

356
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,032
You know, parts of last night

357
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:37,304
are a-a bit obscured
from my recollection.

358
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,739
Hopefully, Bill, not the part
where you walked the aisle

359
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,974
and accepted
Jesus as your Lord and Savior.

360
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:44,611
You joined the church,
and you checked this box.

361
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,817
You see, Bill, our church
likens ourselves to a body

362
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,952
and we're the parts of the body.

363
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,788
Bucky here is
the cerebrum of our corpus

364
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,657
as the associate pastor

365
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,992
and I'm the senior pastor
and I fancy myself

366
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,895
the heart, however I could
pass as the stomach.

367
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:06,366
Now, Paul and Boomer
are the hands and feet.

368
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,901
They were kind enough to take
you home last night.

369
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:13,706
You might be an eyeball,
or an ear, or spleen.

370
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,442
Oh-oh.

371
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:18,311
We're ready to graft
you in, brother.

372
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,947
I-I am obliged.

373
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:24,016
However, I don't feel

374
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:28,521
quite worthy of being
called... religiously.

375
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:29,589
Religiously?

376
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:35,094
Uh, Bill, I didn't get
religion when Papa God

377
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,997
reached through those
cell bars and set me free.

378
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,600
That's a fanciful image but...

379
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,403
Oh, no, no, no.
Son, it's not a metaphor.

380
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:46,473
I was the lowest scum-sucker
in prison for seven years.

381
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:48,841
- Mm-hmm.
- I was a dead man.

382
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:52,078
But then the father knocked
me over like a kingpin

383
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:54,581
with his bowling ball of love.

384
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,849
Strike!

385
00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,919
♫ And up from the grave
I rose ♫♫

386
00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:04,491
Now, those last parts
were metaphors.

387
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:08,795
Nothing against you folks
or, um, Jesus..

388
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,997
Or your father but..

389
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,902
Did you just... throw..

390
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,069
You play softball, right?

391
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,805
No. Yeah. No.

392
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,541
Dude, you're sent to break
the First Baptist Hex.

393
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:24,444
- I can feel it.
- What position do you play?

394
00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:25,845
Pitcher mainly.

395
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,347
Bro, show me your junk.

396
00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:34,487
Whoo!

397
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,623
That dog'll hunt!

398
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:40,527
Ain't it like God to scout
and recruit us an MVP.

399
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,762
Dude, it's your predestiny.

400
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:44,631
Y'all play softball at church?

401
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,899
- Religiously.
- 'Yeah.'

402
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,409
I-I gotta, um..

403
00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:58,645
I-I promised my, bride..

404
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,414
I..

405
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:04,417
I understand. Wife comes first.

406
00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:07,887
Hey! I can fix your hood.

407
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,756
Thanks, but I'll take
care of it.

408
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:12,792
'Hey, listen.'

409
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,661
Come on back when you can now.

410
00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:16,195
We love you, brother.

411
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,630
Love..

412
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:26,973
♫ Sweet magnolia

413
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:29,542
♫ Jumpin' jasmine..

414
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,778
♫ Gonna tickle your momma

415
00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:34,013
♫ You're the best thing
I ever seen ♫

416
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:36,683
♫ My honeybee ♫

417
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:39,952
'My baby's home to stay.'

418
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:42,188
She ain't going back
with the likes of you.

419
00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:43,623
Momma, stop it.

420
00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:45,057
Ask him if he's
playing softball.

421
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:47,159
You heard him
on the phone, momma.

422
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:49,462
Don, you ask him.

423
00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:51,964
He's like a drug addict
with that ball.

424
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:54,967
You quit playing ball, boy?

425
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:56,168
Yeah.

426
00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:59,205
And Elvis is alive
and in my bed.

427
00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:03,476
Sherry, this ain't
rocket surgery.

428
00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:07,580
'The boy don't have a pot to pee
in or a window to throw it out!'

429
00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:12,952
Get your stuff.

430
00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:15,588
CJ, It's great that you
found me and all

431
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,624
I just need to make
sure that you..

432
00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:19,258
'She ain't going back with you!'

433
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,127
She ain't going back with you.

434
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,630
Bitty misses you.

435
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,965
He wants things
back the way they were.

436
00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:30,269
He knows they ain't gonna go
back the way they were.

437
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,939
- Right?
- Why not?

438
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,875
You ain't deserving
of my baby girl, now move on.

439
00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:39,178
You know they ain't gonna go
back the way they were.

440
00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:43,282
'Right?'

441
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,217
- I rearranged.
- Are we expecting someone?

442
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:47,854
Are you pro-life or pro-choice?

443
00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:49,155
I'm nesting.

444
00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:50,823
- We need a budget.
- Sherry.

445
00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:57,530
I..

446
00:24:57,564 --> 00:25:00,099
I need to get things back.

447
00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,635
Oh.

448
00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:05,271
CJ, playing ball is a coping
mechanism for you to escape

449
00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:07,540
the pain of your
father's abandonment.

450
00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:13,580
Sherry, he ain't
overpowering you, is he?

451
00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:20,119
I think maybe we require a brief
season removed from each other.

452
00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:28,961
CJ, don't run.

453
00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:32,031
I'll be back
to get you... later.

454
00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:36,703
Don't let the door knob hit you
where the good Lord split ya.

455
00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:39,305
Playin' softball
you watch and see.

456
00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:41,207
He swore off it, momma.

457
00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,143
It ain't about the softball.

458
00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:49,782
And just like that corndog
you ate at the county fair

459
00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:52,919
the curse had re-surfaced
and things were fixing

460
00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,087
to get a whole lot messier.

461
00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:57,323
Why haven't we
ever heard about this place?

462
00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:59,225
It's Church League.

463
00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:00,292
So?

464
00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:05,297
Wow!

465
00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:07,700
'Whoo woo-hoo-hoo!'

466
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:11,738
Predestiny's child
is in the house.

467
00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:14,674
That jersey looks
good on you, bro.

468
00:26:14,707 --> 00:26:16,242
What's up?

469
00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:17,744
What's up?

470
00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:19,378
What is this place?

471
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,681
Dude, they're Baptist.
Everything is big.

472
00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:25,652
We call it the Hex-dome,
but this will be the year, baby!

473
00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:28,788
What is that?

474
00:26:28,821 --> 00:26:29,856
'That's the mini-vac.'

475
00:26:29,889 --> 00:26:31,190
'He plays?'

476
00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:33,626
Little man can suck up
balls like a dip

477
00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:35,795
in the cold end of the pool.

478
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,830
Ain't that right, Bucky?

479
00:26:37,864 --> 00:26:39,932
'Hey, hey, Bill! Whoo!'

480
00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:42,368
Bucky said your wife released
you to heed the call

481
00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:44,103
of the wild at heart.

482
00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:46,105
And doing outreach too, oh!

483
00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:49,075
- I feel like I need...
- This here's Ray and Dodge.

484
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:52,178
Hello, boys!
Welcome to our band of brothers.

485
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:55,347
I'm warmed up.

486
00:26:57,684 --> 00:26:59,351
I'm good. Thanks.

487
00:27:01,854 --> 00:27:03,089
I'm done.

488
00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:10,029
Mr. Rogers, a munchkin,
what's next?

489
00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:14,100
We will judge you!
We will judge you!

490
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:17,336
We will judge you!

491
00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:19,739
'Ladies and gentlemen'

492
00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:23,876
'please rise
for the the second coming.'

493
00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:45,832
We will judge you.

494
00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:47,333
You're not welcome here.

495
00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:49,936
This is my church,
and you're not worthy

496
00:27:49,969 --> 00:27:51,370
of fielding its holy grounds.

497
00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:54,941
Since when did you get religion?

498
00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:56,408
I'm born-again, brother.

499
00:27:56,442 --> 00:27:58,878
And this time as a champion

500
00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:00,747
with a ten-peat winning streak.

501
00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:02,081
- Yeah?
- Huh.

502
00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:05,885
Well, our church is gonna whip
your church's ass.

503
00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:08,921
None shall escape the judgment!

504
00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:14,126
♫ I'm a soldier
in the army of the Lord ♫

505
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,730
♫ I'm a soldier
in the army of the Lord ♫

506
00:28:17,764 --> 00:28:21,868
♫ I'm a soldier
in the army of the Lord.. ♫

507
00:28:21,901 --> 00:28:24,837
Time to face the judgment..

508
00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:28,140
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

509
00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:29,842
No need to be greedy, brother.

510
00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:33,312
♫ In the army of the Lord..

511
00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:35,281
Oh, that's enough. You alright?

512
00:28:35,314 --> 00:28:36,849
I'm fine.

513
00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:39,085
- Good luck, buddy.
- Thanks a lot.

514
00:28:39,118 --> 00:28:41,320
You got it, you got it.
You got it!

515
00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:42,989
Oh. Nice try.

516
00:28:43,022 --> 00:28:45,224
Now, this don't change
my love for you boys

517
00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:47,359
but we abide
by Church League rules here.

518
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:48,861
No alcohol.

519
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,763
What the hell?

520
00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:53,399
Man, I love you,
but no profanity neither.

521
00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:55,434
Oh. He's gonna need this alcohol

522
00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:57,136
if you don't want
that profanity.

523
00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:01,841
♫ I'm a soldier
in the army of the Lord ♫

524
00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:05,277
♫ I'm a soldier
in the army of the Lord ♫

525
00:29:05,311 --> 00:29:08,915
♫ I'm a soldier
in the army of the Lord ♫

526
00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:14,020
♫ I'm a soldier
in the army of the Lord ♫♫

527
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:22,128
Oh, come on. This thing?

528
00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:24,797
'Come on, baby.
Let's do it Buck.'

529
00:29:24,831 --> 00:29:26,966
Rock-a-bye baby.

530
00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:29,135
There we go.

531
00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:30,369
'Ball one.'

532
00:29:30,402 --> 00:29:32,071
'Good eye, buckaroo.'

533
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,239
'Ball two.'

534
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,974
- 'Yeah.'
- 'Ball three.'

535
00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:37,509
How am I supposed to hit
strikes when they're small?

536
00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:39,912
'Bucky, keep it up, baby.'

537
00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:41,447
'Ball four. Thank you.'

538
00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:45,317
'Freakin' out.'

539
00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:47,954
Come on, baby.
Bring it to the boom daddy.

540
00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:50,189
Look out!
Watch out for that one.

541
00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:54,460
Oh!

542
00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:02,401
Judge not lest
you be judged, people!

543
00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:04,436
- Batter up!
- Nice.

544
00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:11,110
Bam.

545
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:12,178
Ball.

546
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:17,249
Bill! We got one homer.
That's all we want.

547
00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:35,334
What?

548
00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:37,303
- What the...
- Church League rules, man.

549
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,571
- Only one home run per game.
- What?

550
00:30:39,605 --> 00:30:43,876
Welcome to Church League,
bass-turd!

551
00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:47,013
♫ Won't you go home
Bill Bailey ♫

552
00:30:47,046 --> 00:30:48,647
♫ Won't you go home ♫

553
00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:10,636
We need to show
the love of Jesus!

554
00:31:10,669 --> 00:31:12,004
Oh!

555
00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:16,275
Come on, let's go guys.
Huddle up.

556
00:31:16,308 --> 00:31:18,244
Let's go, let's go. Come on.

557
00:31:18,277 --> 00:31:20,012
Listen, men.

558
00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:24,050
There's no shame in loss if it
brings us closer together, okay?

559
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:27,019
Alright, now who's got anything?
Who's got something?

560
00:31:29,455 --> 00:31:32,258
Unspoken.

561
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,625
What's that?

562
00:31:33,659 --> 00:31:36,562
A prayer request you
want to keep private.

563
00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:38,230
Unspoken.

564
00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:43,435
Bullwinkle!
This is men's ministry!

565
00:31:43,469 --> 00:31:46,305
You'll fight for each other
on that field but not off?

566
00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:51,377
Right here in this circle!
That's what counts.

567
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,614
We need some team training.

568
00:31:58,150 --> 00:32:00,419
It's a desecration to the game.

569
00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:05,224
So you're gonna bail on us too?

570
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,259
I can't hit the
ball over the fence.

571
00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:10,229
Dude, we forgive
you for your outs.

572
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,064
I can help you
with your hitting.

573
00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:14,533
Listen, we play
those cretins again.

574
00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:16,268
You authored our first brawl..

575
00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:19,005
A fissure in the wall,
unleashing the pent up.

576
00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:20,139
Argh!

577
00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:22,308
Help us overthrow
the love pastor.

578
00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:29,081
You can't run from predestiny.

579
00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:44,596
Ah!

580
00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:01,513
Excuse me.

581
00:33:01,547 --> 00:33:04,983
I was told this here is
where I can buy some pies.

582
00:33:07,086 --> 00:33:08,420
Come back tomorrow.

583
00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:40,819
No, no. Because of the hood
I couldn't see it.

584
00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:36,308
That's an easy fix..

585
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,749
I.. Please, officer, I..

586
00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:47,286
I-I.. If you can..
I just need those pies.

587
00:34:47,319 --> 00:34:48,420
Oh.

588
00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:55,294
Yes, sir.

589
00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:57,829
A man has to go
through a lot of pies

590
00:34:57,863 --> 00:35:00,399
in order to get
finally get a humble one.

591
00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:06,205
Ah! There it is.

592
00:35:08,574 --> 00:35:11,109
Holy mother of..

593
00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:16,582
Yeah.

594
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:19,585
What's all this worth?

595
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:21,853
Only worth something
if somebody wants it.

596
00:35:21,887 --> 00:35:23,222
You believe that, right?

597
00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:24,756
No. Yes.

598
00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:27,926
Well, what is it? No or yeah?

599
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:31,897
Look, the-the timing
is such that I only posses

600
00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:35,401
the down payment
on the acquired, required...

601
00:35:35,434 --> 00:35:36,768
Put those down.

602
00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:39,338
Come on.

603
00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:40,439
Grab it right here.

604
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:42,274
Yeah, put your hand right there.

605
00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:43,675
There you go.

606
00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:48,880
You could get
a lot for this from..

607
00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:52,451
No.

608
00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:58,190
I-I don't feel comfortable not
having some form of payment.

609
00:35:58,224 --> 00:36:02,561
You don't have anyone expecting
you home tonight, do you?

610
00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:05,731
"So the son demanded his
inheritance money"

611
00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:09,901
"from his father, and then he
went out and wasted it on.."

612
00:36:09,935 --> 00:36:11,337
Pretty dresses.

613
00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:14,473
Pretty dresses.

614
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:16,675
Wait a minute.
Wait just a second. Yeah.

615
00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:21,913
"The son, now broke, had to
take a job feeding pigs.

616
00:36:21,947 --> 00:36:25,617
"He was so hungry, he wanted
to eat what the pigs ate."

617
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:31,657
"Then he thought, dude, I'll
just go home and tell my father

618
00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:34,893
"I'm not worthy to
be called his son.

619
00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:39,298
"But while the son
was still a long way off

620
00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:40,932
"his father saw him.

621
00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:43,402
"And he.."

622
00:36:43,435 --> 00:36:45,437
Shot him dead.

623
00:36:45,471 --> 00:36:49,408
"No, his father saw him
and he ran to his son"

624
00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:53,512
"and he threw his arms
around him and he said.."

625
00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:55,481
Go kill the fatted calf.

626
00:36:55,514 --> 00:36:59,385
My son whom I love
has come home.

627
00:36:59,418 --> 00:37:01,620
Huh? Come on!

628
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:18,304
Hey, hey, hey. Why don't you lay
off the balloons assassinations?

629
00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:21,907
You were terrible.

630
00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:23,509
Thanks.

631
00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:25,577
I'm your worst nightmare.

632
00:37:25,611 --> 00:37:27,413
That's your given name?

633
00:37:27,446 --> 00:37:29,615
What name your daddy give you?

634
00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:31,717
- What is it?
- 'Bill.'

635
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,352
Ah-ah.

636
00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:34,686
What's your last name?

637
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,855
- Bailey.
- How old are you?

638
00:37:36,888 --> 00:37:39,325
What, are you taking a census?

639
00:37:39,358 --> 00:37:42,361
Tom, ready to go little man?

640
00:37:42,394 --> 00:37:45,531
- Did he behave, pops?
- Oh, yeah.

641
00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:48,600
Momma, that man's name's
Bill Bailey.

642
00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:51,703
You mean, won't you
come home Bill Bailey?

643
00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:54,873
♫ Won't you come home
I cried the whole night long ♫♫

644
00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:57,476
It's amusing, but, uh..

645
00:37:57,509 --> 00:37:58,710
'Go, give hugs.'

646
00:37:58,744 --> 00:38:00,646
- Hey.
- No hands.

647
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:07,619
See you next time, Bill Bailey.
I'm your worst nightmare.

648
00:38:08,954 --> 00:38:11,723
I love you, I love you,
I love you.

649
00:38:11,757 --> 00:38:15,461
Glo, Freddy needs
you downstairs.

650
00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:17,463
'It's mom's night out.'

651
00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:19,331
So, go back out.

652
00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:22,901
Tell him I'm coming.

653
00:38:26,672 --> 00:38:29,608
Your "eyescrem" chocolate?

654
00:38:32,578 --> 00:38:35,881
So how often do you throw
these parties with the mime?

655
00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:39,585
Who Paul?
Whoa. Performance artist.

656
00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:41,820
And he does this 'cause..

657
00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:43,121
Dude, it's a long story.

658
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,457
He should probably tell you.

659
00:38:45,491 --> 00:38:46,725
I'll see you at practice.

660
00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:49,761
MVP.

661
00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:06,512
Boomer said you had a story.

662
00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:07,879
What's your story?

663
00:39:07,913 --> 00:39:08,980
I..

664
00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:11,550
It's a waste of
breath right now.

665
00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,151
Huh?

666
00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,720
Learn your lines.

667
00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:19,558
I didn't say I was coming back.

668
00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:52,824
Ray?

669
00:39:54,526 --> 00:39:55,861
Ray!

670
00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:27,659
♫ You go home Bill Bailey ♫

671
00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:37,836
Look at him. The boy doesn't
know whether to scratch

672
00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:41,039
his watch or wind his butt.

673
00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:43,809
'You need to leave.'

674
00:41:03,929 --> 00:41:07,633
Come on, you ain't
got no where else to go..

675
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:13,805
Yes!

676
00:41:17,743 --> 00:41:20,045
You got Crackerjack.

677
00:41:20,078 --> 00:41:21,680
'Congratulations.'

678
00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:25,050
'You're the proud papa
of a new preemie.'

679
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:27,686
♫ My baby doll
cute as a muffin ♫

680
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:31,189
♫ Face full of freckles
and a heart full of stuffing ♫

681
00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:32,791
'I just acquired it.'

682
00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:35,193
♫ Me and my baby doll

683
00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:37,796
♫ My baby doll..

684
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:40,265
♫ Taking a bite
of a cherry Popsicle ♫

685
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:43,869
All Yankee coins, right?

686
00:41:43,902 --> 00:41:46,805
Yeah, and Idaho.
What'd they name him?

687
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,239
You got the birth papers, right?

688
00:41:48,273 --> 00:41:49,741
I'm sorry.
They weren't collectors.

689
00:41:49,775 --> 00:41:51,877
Ah, hell!

690
00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:55,213
Well, it's still worth a lot.

691
00:42:07,158 --> 00:42:09,695
♫ My baby doll cute
little cuddle ♫

692
00:42:09,728 --> 00:42:12,263
♫ Been makin' me squeal like
a piggy in a puddle ♫

693
00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:14,933
♫ Google and giggle
jiggle and juggle ♫

694
00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:17,268
♫ Me and my baby doll

695
00:42:17,302 --> 00:42:20,739
♫ Get out the soap
get on the double ♫

696
00:42:20,772 --> 00:42:24,275
- Sherry, I got a proposal.
- 'I got a proposal for you.'

697
00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:26,678
Would you stop
screening my calls?

698
00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:29,314
'Sherry's got herself
a job now.'

699
00:42:29,347 --> 00:42:31,216
- What?
- 'Yep. That's what.'

700
00:42:31,249 --> 00:42:34,152
- What? Since when?
- 'Since she wised up.'

701
00:42:34,185 --> 00:42:36,955
♫ Love you from top
to tippy tip toe ♫

702
00:42:36,988 --> 00:42:38,957
♫ My baby doll

703
00:42:38,990 --> 00:42:41,693
♫ Shu shu shu ko ko ko

704
00:42:41,727 --> 00:42:44,162
♫ Sun's gonna shine
wherever we go ♫

705
00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:46,932
♫ Love you from top
to tippy tip toe ♫

706
00:42:46,965 --> 00:42:49,668
♫ My baby doll ♫

707
00:42:49,701 --> 00:42:51,102
Spread 'em.

708
00:42:51,136 --> 00:42:53,004
I need to see her.

709
00:42:53,038 --> 00:42:55,006
Lee Lee, you've a customer.

710
00:42:56,975 --> 00:42:58,644
CJ!

711
00:43:00,311 --> 00:43:03,314
Oh, let me introduce you
to Dr. Measel. He is my...

712
00:43:03,348 --> 00:43:05,917
I need to converse with you.

713
00:43:05,951 --> 00:43:07,619
Alone.

714
00:43:10,689 --> 00:43:12,023
What are you doing working?

715
00:43:12,057 --> 00:43:13,859
How did you find me? Did momma...

716
00:43:13,892 --> 00:43:16,161
I don't like you undressing
other men's feet.

717
00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:18,029
He is my OB/GYN.

718
00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:20,699
So that qualifies him
to get his feet fondled?

719
00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:22,300
It's my job.

720
00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:25,837
Maybe I need to introduce you to
the girls down on Lucky Street.

721
00:43:25,871 --> 00:43:27,906
How would you know
'em to introduce me?

722
00:43:33,745 --> 00:43:36,982
Stop it, CJ. You're just horny.
That's what this is.

723
00:43:37,015 --> 00:43:39,284
- Isn't it?
- No.

724
00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:41,052
What if it was?

725
00:43:41,086 --> 00:43:42,287
It' not.

726
00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:47,192
Nothing's changed, has it?

727
00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:48,894
Jackpot.

728
00:43:50,061 --> 00:43:52,097
It's just a matter of time.

729
00:43:56,201 --> 00:43:57,903
I'm thinking of
leaving momma's house.

730
00:43:57,936 --> 00:44:00,038
She's driving me crazy.

731
00:44:00,071 --> 00:44:01,973
There's this cute
little bungalow

732
00:44:02,007 --> 00:44:03,942
that's opening up
down the street.

733
00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:05,443
What?

734
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:08,413
So you're leaving, leaving?

735
00:44:08,446 --> 00:44:09,948
No..

736
00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:16,054
- I need to get back to work.
- Who the hell is Lee Lee?

737
00:44:16,087 --> 00:44:19,691
I'm moving forward, CJ.
You're welcome to catch up.

738
00:44:19,725 --> 00:44:22,794
I want you to catch up but..

739
00:44:22,828 --> 00:44:26,264
- I'm going to church.
- Which church?

740
00:44:26,297 --> 00:44:29,034
It had a sign... Second United.

741
00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:31,369
The one with that little person?

742
00:44:31,402 --> 00:44:34,840
No, this is where I was taking
the premarital classes, CJ.

743
00:44:34,873 --> 00:44:36,474
Maybe you could go.

744
00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:40,912
On your own and talk
to him about the..

745
00:44:40,946 --> 00:44:43,448
He has this real
nice certificate..

746
00:44:43,481 --> 00:44:46,317
What about this GYN fella?

747
00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:48,787
That's nothing.

748
00:44:48,820 --> 00:44:51,923
He is my doctor,
he's gonna take care of..

749
00:44:51,957 --> 00:44:54,826
Things down there.

750
00:44:54,860 --> 00:45:00,298
Oh, uh, actually I was gonna
propose other options.

751
00:45:00,331 --> 00:45:02,333
No, I mean if you're not
comfortable with...

752
00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,936
Yeah, no. Your choice.

753
00:45:04,970 --> 00:45:06,437
Great.

754
00:45:12,377 --> 00:45:16,214
♫ My honeybee

755
00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:18,016
I'm gonna get that certificate.

756
00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:20,852
♫ My honeybee

757
00:45:20,886 --> 00:45:22,220
I'm gonna get that certificate.

758
00:45:22,253 --> 00:45:25,190
No, it's not really
about the certificate.

759
00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:28,960
Talk to the little person
about that curse..

760
00:45:28,994 --> 00:45:32,430
Now it's not uncommon for
a women to say tomato

761
00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:35,166
and a men to hear tomato.

762
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,936
Or for a women to say,
taking care of things

763
00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:42,908
and for a man to hear
taking care of things.

764
00:45:42,941 --> 00:45:46,244
Or for a woman to say
out loud curse

765
00:45:46,277 --> 00:45:48,780
and a man to hear..

766
00:45:51,549 --> 00:45:54,252
I cannot just give
you a certificate.

767
00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:57,188
Dude, the certificate is yours.

768
00:45:57,222 --> 00:45:59,290
- Suit up.
- You're already married.

769
00:45:59,324 --> 00:46:01,259
Why do you need
a premarital certificate?

770
00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:04,029
I'm renewing our vows.

771
00:46:04,062 --> 00:46:06,064
You can probably go to
a Christian bookstore

772
00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:08,099
and buy a certificate.

773
00:46:08,133 --> 00:46:09,367
- Really?
- No.

774
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,236
- No, no, no.
- 'Yes.'

775
00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:14,072
You will not present a
certificate to your wife without

776
00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:16,241
receiving the
accredited counseling.

777
00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:20,411
No certificate, no chance of
ending the First Baptist Hex.

778
00:46:21,847 --> 00:46:24,349
Bucky..

779
00:46:24,382 --> 00:46:26,985
We've been loosing the First
Baptist Hex for ten years.

780
00:46:27,018 --> 00:46:30,588
- I don't care.
- We need him.

781
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:33,458
'Okay, okay, okay!'

782
00:46:33,491 --> 00:46:36,895
Between innings, we'll do
a little counseling.

783
00:46:36,928 --> 00:46:40,165
I told you. Predestiny, baby.

784
00:46:44,169 --> 00:46:46,071
And work on your hitting.

785
00:46:46,104 --> 00:46:49,474
'Load 'em up! Now!'

786
00:46:49,507 --> 00:46:52,410
- 'What's going on?'
- The pastor's training camp.

787
00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:54,312
You up for a little
insurrection?

788
00:46:54,345 --> 00:46:58,283
- I don't have my gear.
- Now! Let's go! Move!

789
00:46:58,316 --> 00:46:59,918
'Get your rumps up in here.'

790
00:46:59,951 --> 00:47:01,987
What was the pastor
in the pen for?

791
00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:03,588
Kidnapping, I think.

792
00:47:07,392 --> 00:47:09,627
Now, let's go.
Come on, get off here, guys.

793
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:13,064
Come on. Go round
the bus and to the right.

794
00:47:13,098 --> 00:47:15,133
Come on, hustle up.
Let's go, let's go.

795
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,601
Where are the fields?

796
00:47:16,634 --> 00:47:18,937
Welcome to training camp, men.

797
00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:22,207
Join me in saluting
a decorated war hero

798
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:23,975
and a freedom fighter for men.

799
00:47:24,009 --> 00:47:27,278
Your trainer, Derwin.

800
00:47:27,312 --> 00:47:33,118
Gentlemen. This allegedly
is a picture of my man Jesus.

801
00:47:34,485 --> 00:47:37,956
Question. Is this your Jesus?

802
00:47:37,989 --> 00:47:40,291
You! This your Jesus?

803
00:47:40,325 --> 00:47:42,293
No. Yeah. Not.

804
00:47:42,327 --> 00:47:44,595
Not this!

805
00:47:44,629 --> 00:47:47,966
Not my Jesus. Not his either.

806
00:47:47,999 --> 00:47:50,168
Your Jesus had balls, didn't he?

807
00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:53,604
Your Jesus wasn't
no lamb boy, right?

808
00:47:53,638 --> 00:47:55,073
Right.

809
00:47:55,106 --> 00:47:57,442
Who opened a can of
whoop-ass in the temple?

810
00:47:57,475 --> 00:48:00,478
Who got up in the faces of
the religious hoo-ha?

811
00:48:00,511 --> 00:48:04,916
Who took a beatin'
and sacrificed his life?

812
00:48:04,950 --> 00:48:07,418
Uh... my Jesus?

813
00:48:07,452 --> 00:48:10,121
- My man!
- Yeah, baby! Whoo!

814
00:48:10,155 --> 00:48:12,390
Hey, hey, hey, you two..

815
00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:14,259
You had to play
at 100 percent?

816
00:48:16,427 --> 00:48:18,563
- Ha! Yeah.
- All in baby.

817
00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:22,500
Good. Strip down and show these
men the size of your candy cane.

818
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,470
What?

819
00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:27,939
Dude, you're kidding, right?

820
00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:32,043
How tall is your Magic Johnson?

821
00:48:34,345 --> 00:48:37,548
I... I got to be honest with you

822
00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:39,450
this isn't working
for me anymore.

823
00:48:39,484 --> 00:48:41,686
This is highly unorthodox.

824
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:45,056
See? Every man fears
being naked.

825
00:48:45,090 --> 00:48:48,026
Afraid somebody's gonna find
out he don't measure up.

826
00:48:48,059 --> 00:48:50,996
He's inadequate,
he can't perform.

827
00:48:51,029 --> 00:48:53,464
So to make sure he ain't
vulnerable and exposed..

828
00:48:53,498 --> 00:48:54,665
What does he do?

829
00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:58,003
'He hides!'

830
00:48:58,036 --> 00:49:01,406
Blends in. Camouflaged.

831
00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:06,177
Nobody knows him,
knows his problems..

832
00:49:06,211 --> 00:49:09,180
Knows his heart.

833
00:49:09,214 --> 00:49:12,183
God knows he'll need no need
no bonehead talking him about

834
00:49:12,217 --> 00:49:14,419
how the weather doin'
and fantasy football.

835
00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:16,187
'What does he need?'

836
00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:31,169
He needs a real man.

837
00:49:32,770 --> 00:49:34,739
A real man..

838
00:49:34,772 --> 00:49:37,175
To get into his life dung!

839
00:49:38,409 --> 00:49:40,411
Your mission..

840
00:49:40,445 --> 00:49:45,683
Is to cover your hiding,
camouflaged brother with paint.

841
00:49:45,716 --> 00:49:50,588
Shoot him and bring him
into the light of truth.

842
00:50:03,168 --> 00:50:07,772
Now, where does
a man's fear come from?

843
00:50:07,805 --> 00:50:10,308
Where does all that hiding..

844
00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:14,512
All that striving to prove
something stem from?

845
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,148
Oh!

846
00:50:19,817 --> 00:50:21,252
Dude, did he just..

847
00:50:21,286 --> 00:50:24,422
The truth is, he's wounded.

848
00:50:26,657 --> 00:50:28,759
Oh, damn.

849
00:50:28,793 --> 00:50:29,794
Oh, Lord!

850
00:50:29,827 --> 00:50:33,064
Hang on, hang on.

851
00:50:33,098 --> 00:50:36,301
- Do something, Bucky..
- Hang on, hang on.

852
00:50:39,270 --> 00:50:40,438
Chocolate?

853
00:50:42,273 --> 00:50:44,209
With food coloring.

854
00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:49,247
Here, son.

855
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,616
You'll call yourself
Christian men, huh?

856
00:50:51,649 --> 00:50:53,118
Whose butt were you scratching

857
00:50:53,151 --> 00:50:56,354
when my man jumped
in to heal my wound?

858
00:50:57,722 --> 00:51:00,158
Now, who gave me this wound?

859
00:51:00,191 --> 00:51:01,826
You did, you crazy moth..

860
00:51:03,461 --> 00:51:05,230
The enemy.

861
00:51:05,263 --> 00:51:07,865
Why is it every time I say
"Our Father in heaven"

862
00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,500
some of you all start twitching?

863
00:51:09,534 --> 00:51:11,436
You twitch. Ow!

864
00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:13,271
'Cause if God was
like your father

865
00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:15,206
you'd rather put on hell pajamas

866
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:17,442
than to spend the night
with the man upstairs.

867
00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:19,076
You're wounded.

868
00:51:23,781 --> 00:51:26,751
You ain't never gonna
mount to nothing.

869
00:51:30,388 --> 00:51:32,257
You ain't never gonna live up.

870
00:51:37,495 --> 00:51:39,464
You ain't gonna never change!

871
00:51:43,601 --> 00:51:45,136
You're a joke.

872
00:51:47,872 --> 00:51:49,840
A looser.

873
00:51:53,811 --> 00:51:57,315
Lies! Wounds!

874
00:51:57,348 --> 00:51:59,617
Don't y'all guys
know the enemy wins

875
00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:01,652
every time if he can keep lies

876
00:52:01,686 --> 00:52:06,491
going from father wounding
son, father, son. Enough!

877
00:52:08,426 --> 00:52:09,494
Oh!

878
00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:15,833
'Heck!'

879
00:52:18,303 --> 00:52:22,540
A real man says heal this wound.

880
00:52:22,573 --> 00:52:24,875
- Come here.
- No! Pick somebody else.

881
00:52:24,909 --> 00:52:26,477
Get up, you boy.

882
00:52:28,913 --> 00:52:30,581
Now listen..

883
00:52:30,615 --> 00:52:32,350
What is the one thing

884
00:52:32,383 --> 00:52:35,653
that you always want
your daddy to tell you?

885
00:52:35,686 --> 00:52:39,257
Don't fail me now, son.

886
00:52:39,290 --> 00:52:41,259
It's time to heal this wound.

887
00:52:44,562 --> 00:52:49,434
I-I'm not really suffering
from any post tragic...

888
00:52:49,467 --> 00:52:51,369
Shut up and heal your wound.

889
00:52:51,402 --> 00:52:55,506
Aah! We got a buddy around here!

890
00:52:55,540 --> 00:52:57,208
Come up here, buddy.

891
00:52:57,242 --> 00:53:00,511
See, a real man needs
a buddy to stand-in for him.

892
00:53:00,545 --> 00:53:03,381
Get up here. You get up here.

893
00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:08,986
Show these posers
you ain't no lamb boy.

894
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:13,624
Tell them what's the one thing
you wanna hear from your father.

895
00:53:24,769 --> 00:53:29,440
I'm... here.

896
00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,310
Get your head up.

897
00:53:32,343 --> 00:53:34,545
Look at him.
Listen, that's your father.

898
00:53:34,579 --> 00:53:36,381
'Look at him.'

899
00:53:43,488 --> 00:53:44,789
I'm here.

900
00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:52,897
Thanks.

901
00:53:54,499 --> 00:53:56,301
What did you bring for dinner?

902
00:54:00,638 --> 00:54:03,974
♫ Kumbaya my Lord

903
00:54:04,008 --> 00:54:06,744
♫ Kumbaya

904
00:54:06,777 --> 00:54:10,348
♫ Kumbaya my Lord

905
00:54:10,381 --> 00:54:12,883
♫ Kumbaya

906
00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:17,355
♫ Oh Lord Kumbaya ♫

907
00:54:18,856 --> 00:54:20,358
We're a team.

908
00:54:26,364 --> 00:54:29,600
Take it easy on
us next time. Good win.

909
00:54:33,338 --> 00:54:35,340
Alright, guys, come on,
gather around. Huddle up.

910
00:54:35,373 --> 00:54:36,707
'Huddle up, let's go.'

911
00:54:38,976 --> 00:54:40,778
Alright, so let's do
this thing, alright?

912
00:54:40,811 --> 00:54:42,347
Anybody got anything?

913
00:54:43,948 --> 00:54:45,583
I do, pastor.

914
00:54:45,616 --> 00:54:49,654
We've been hiding
and I'm calling us out.

915
00:54:51,456 --> 00:54:55,460
We're living a lie that it's
our religious duty to be losers.

916
00:54:57,362 --> 00:54:58,696
I say enough!

917
00:54:58,729 --> 00:54:59,964
Yeah.

918
00:54:59,997 --> 00:55:02,633
We need to be liberated to fight

919
00:55:02,667 --> 00:55:05,936
like noble Warriors of Old..

920
00:55:05,970 --> 00:55:08,373
- Bible ones like, uh...
- David.

921
00:55:08,406 --> 00:55:10,941
And Spartacus! Huh?

922
00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:13,678
That Mr. T guy said,
"Jesus had balls."

923
00:55:13,711 --> 00:55:15,746
Yeah.

924
00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:19,417
So if it's okay,
we'd like ours back.

925
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,390
Yeah! Come on!

926
00:55:25,423 --> 00:55:26,824
Let's do this!

927
00:55:26,857 --> 00:55:29,827
No more SUCC!

928
00:55:38,603 --> 00:55:39,604
Rip!

929
00:55:46,944 --> 00:55:49,547
♫ Got a little girl
little and low ♫

930
00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:51,716
♫ She used to love me
but she don't no more ♫

931
00:55:51,749 --> 00:55:53,751
♫ She gotta step it up and go

932
00:55:53,784 --> 00:55:57,021
Come on! Come on, hit me!

933
00:55:57,054 --> 00:56:02,126
♫ Can't stand pat, swear you
gotta step it up and go ♫

934
00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:04,829
♫ Got a little girl
she stays upstairs ♫

935
00:56:04,862 --> 00:56:07,031
♫ Try to make a livin'
by puttin' on airs ♫

936
00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:09,600
♫ Gotta step it up and go

937
00:56:09,634 --> 00:56:12,803
♫ Yeah..

938
00:56:12,837 --> 00:56:13,871
Come on!

939
00:56:17,642 --> 00:56:18,709
Whoa!

940
00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:24,582
♫ Gotta step it up and go

941
00:56:24,615 --> 00:56:27,117
♫ Yeah

942
00:56:27,151 --> 00:56:30,755
♫ Can't stand pat swear you
gotta step it up and go ♫

943
00:56:49,507 --> 00:56:50,908
So good. Mmm.

944
00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:23,874
- For you. Homemade.
- Wow! Thank you.

945
00:57:23,908 --> 00:57:26,544
Since the curse was by
all accounts taken care of..

946
00:57:26,577 --> 00:57:28,479
God bless you.

947
00:57:28,513 --> 00:57:31,549
The world return back to
the way it was for our hero

948
00:57:31,582 --> 00:57:33,851
Fried chicken is
my favorite. Whoa.

949
00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:39,657
Let's go.

950
00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:45,563
And that wasn't quite
all that returned.

951
00:57:45,596 --> 00:57:47,698
What the hell are you two doing?

952
00:57:47,732 --> 00:57:49,567
This here is an intervention.

953
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:51,602
Take off the stupid mask.

954
00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:53,203
Where have you been, meat stick?

955
00:57:53,237 --> 00:57:56,040
We ain't seen you in
the better part of two months.

956
00:57:56,073 --> 00:57:59,644
My schedule has been rigorous.

957
00:57:59,677 --> 00:58:03,280
A lot on the docket
what with work and...

958
00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:05,082
Ned said our suspension's over.

959
00:58:05,115 --> 00:58:08,285
Yeah, CJ, we can
come back. Woo-hoo!

960
00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:09,787
I can't play softball.

961
00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:11,889
You mean, you quit
that church team?

962
00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:15,626
I-I can't play softball
softball.

963
00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:17,528
I'm doing something for Sherry.

964
00:58:17,562 --> 00:58:20,998
Momma says Sherry was PG
and getting her own place.

965
00:58:21,031 --> 00:58:24,669
She's gonna move right back
in with me as soon as I..

966
00:58:24,702 --> 00:58:27,872
She's taking care of things.

967
00:58:27,905 --> 00:58:30,641
It's not either of
you twos concernment!

968
00:58:30,675 --> 00:58:33,310
Oh, it ain't any of
our concernment, huh?

969
00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:35,112
You hear that, Dodge?

970
00:58:35,145 --> 00:58:37,290
Now you're carousing around
with all those goody-goodies

971
00:58:37,314 --> 00:58:38,916
carrying on 'til all hours...

972
00:58:38,949 --> 00:58:41,552
- Me carrying on?
- Yeah. Praise Jesus!

973
00:58:41,586 --> 00:58:44,054
Well, maybe I should intervene
on behalf of your wife

974
00:58:44,088 --> 00:58:46,924
and a scoop of
chocolate "eyescream."

975
00:58:48,192 --> 00:58:50,060
What the hell, CJ?

976
00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:54,064
I'm calling you out into
the light of truth, Ray.

977
00:58:54,098 --> 00:58:55,332
What's he talking about?

978
00:58:55,365 --> 00:58:57,602
Who the hell do
you think you are?

979
00:58:57,635 --> 00:58:59,570
I'm your buddy.

980
00:58:59,604 --> 00:59:01,672
Oh, you're such
the holy man now, huh?

981
00:59:01,706 --> 00:59:05,843
You ain't go no docket. You with
the unwed, pregnant girlfriend..

982
00:59:09,614 --> 00:59:12,650
Don't talk disparagingly
about Sherry.

983
00:59:12,683 --> 00:59:15,786
Why don't you take care of
your own business, Bill Bailey?

984
00:59:15,820 --> 00:59:18,122
I'm taking care of my business.

985
00:59:19,256 --> 00:59:21,325
Oh, God!

986
00:59:21,358 --> 00:59:24,194
God, she didn't gas her up.

987
00:59:25,763 --> 00:59:27,097
Nice boat.

988
00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:38,843
And so our hero put his
happily ever after plans

989
00:59:38,876 --> 00:59:40,878
on the fast track.

990
00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:42,680
And in case that doesn't work

991
00:59:42,713 --> 00:59:44,949
he can always stop by
the Christian bookstore

992
00:59:44,982 --> 00:59:47,217
and buy himself a certificate.

993
00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:55,192
Oh, my gosh, CJ, look at you.

994
00:59:55,225 --> 00:59:58,095
I couldn't wait..

995
00:59:58,128 --> 01:00:00,698
To share it.

996
01:00:00,731 --> 01:00:02,700
I gotta go.

997
01:00:04,869 --> 01:00:07,137
I'm gonna ask you to, uh, uh..

998
01:00:07,171 --> 01:00:09,373
To get things back
to where it were between..

999
01:00:09,406 --> 01:00:12,142
- Oh, sir, excuse me.
- Ah.

1000
01:00:18,248 --> 01:00:19,850
I'm sorry I just couldn't wait.

1001
01:00:19,884 --> 01:00:23,253
Could you get me some rolls?
I love their rolls.

1002
01:00:23,287 --> 01:00:25,255
Yeah.

1003
01:00:40,437 --> 01:00:42,239
Rolls.

1004
01:00:42,272 --> 01:00:44,842
- Oh, thank you, sir.
- Mm-hmm.

1005
01:00:53,117 --> 01:00:57,054
So, as you know,
I've been hoping that

1006
01:00:57,087 --> 01:00:59,423
things would go back
to the way they were.

1007
01:00:59,456 --> 01:01:00,825
But then I reali..

1008
01:01:00,858 --> 01:01:03,227
- Ah! Ah!
- I'm sorry, sir.

1009
01:01:08,899 --> 01:01:10,968
And then I realized

1010
01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:13,738
that not everything
should go back..

1011
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,343
I'm so... I'm so embarrassed.
I'm sorry.

1012
01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:21,078
It's just.. It's those
pre-natal vitamins

1013
01:01:21,111 --> 01:01:23,714
and they when you're eating
for two, it just..

1014
01:01:28,185 --> 01:01:31,856
- You're still...
- Listening, yes, yes, continue.

1015
01:01:31,889 --> 01:01:35,225
I, I thought that you, uh, you..

1016
01:01:35,259 --> 01:01:37,261
- Took...
- CJ.

1017
01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:45,202
I, uh..

1018
01:01:46,971 --> 01:01:49,840
I-I, I don't, I don't
mean to prod, but..

1019
01:01:49,874 --> 01:01:51,275
Have you got
something to ask?

1020
01:01:51,308 --> 01:01:53,177
No. Yeah.

1021
01:02:00,084 --> 01:02:02,419
♫ Hm hm hmmm

1022
01:02:05,890 --> 01:02:08,192
♫ Hm hm hmmm

1023
01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:10,094
Are you done?

1024
01:02:11,095 --> 01:02:12,830
♫ Hm hm hmmm ♫

1025
01:02:12,863 --> 01:02:16,366
- Hey, you okay?
- Yeah.

1026
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:19,003
Number one rule
in life for a man..

1027
01:02:19,036 --> 01:02:21,205
I think I'm full.

1028
01:02:21,238 --> 01:02:23,107
Never assume anything.

1029
01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:24,942
Me too.

1030
01:02:24,975 --> 01:02:28,445
Never assume that your
girlfriend is not pregnant.

1031
01:02:28,478 --> 01:02:32,382
Never assume that
your bank is forgiven.

1032
01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:35,319
And never assume that
the villain in your life

1033
01:02:35,352 --> 01:02:38,055
will go down without a fight.

1034
01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:41,091
♫ Just

1035
01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:44,929
♫ A closer

1036
01:02:44,962 --> 01:02:48,966
♫ Fog we leave

1037
01:02:52,536 --> 01:02:56,073
♫ Oh Lord

1038
01:02:57,207 --> 01:02:58,943
♫ Grant it

1039
01:03:00,978 --> 01:03:05,916
♫ If you please

1040
01:03:10,054 --> 01:03:16,060
♫ Daily walking

1041
01:03:17,094 --> 01:03:23,100
♫ Close to thee

1042
01:03:25,502 --> 01:03:30,107
♫ Let it be

1043
01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:32,342
♫ Alone

1044
01:03:32,376 --> 01:03:37,381
♫ Let it be

1045
01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:42,352
Dad?

1046
01:03:44,488 --> 01:03:47,224
♫ I am weak

1047
01:03:47,958 --> 01:03:48,993
Dad?

1048
01:03:49,026 --> 01:03:53,030
♫ Thou art strong..

1049
01:03:56,100 --> 01:03:59,970
♫ Oh Lord

1050
01:04:00,905 --> 01:04:02,907
♫ Keep me

1051
01:04:05,209 --> 01:04:09,613
♫ From all wrong ♫

1052
01:04:13,951 --> 01:04:17,421
You know I've got the key to
her place if you need to go.

1053
01:04:18,555 --> 01:04:21,091
Nah. He's my worst nightmare.

1054
01:04:22,626 --> 01:04:25,495
Hey, little league.
I'll see you next week, okay?

1055
01:04:27,431 --> 01:04:29,166
- What?
- Oh.

1056
01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:30,500
Come on. Guys.

1057
01:04:30,534 --> 01:04:32,402
- Let me...
- Story time.

1058
01:04:32,436 --> 01:04:33,637
'Let me go.'

1059
01:04:33,670 --> 01:04:35,572
Dudes, he should
probably tell it.

1060
01:04:35,605 --> 01:04:38,909
Spill it, before he comes.
Come on.

1061
01:04:38,943 --> 01:04:40,383
Alright. This is just
another chapter

1062
01:04:40,410 --> 01:04:42,612
in Boomer's Tales Of Predestiny.

1063
01:04:44,481 --> 01:04:47,517
So you know the stand-in thing
we did at the men's retreat?

1064
01:04:47,551 --> 01:04:48,953
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.

1065
01:04:48,986 --> 01:04:50,687
Well, Paul has done one before.

1066
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:54,591
Or should I say, someone
has done one for him.

1067
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:57,962
Alright. So he's
at this retreat, right?

1068
01:04:57,995 --> 01:04:59,997
How he got there,
dudes, I don't know.

1069
01:05:00,030 --> 01:05:03,033
Because he used to be this
smelly homeless guy.

1070
01:05:03,067 --> 01:05:05,169
And he's in this
ginormous auditorium

1071
01:05:05,202 --> 01:05:07,204
where people walk up
on this stage

1072
01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:12,009
and stand-in for one another
in front of thousands.

1073
01:05:12,042 --> 01:05:15,946
Well, our man Paul
is there alone.

1074
01:05:15,980 --> 01:05:17,147
And, dudes

1075
01:05:17,181 --> 01:05:21,185
he has got something
he wants to share.

1076
01:05:21,218 --> 01:05:24,021
I mean, he's about
to have a breakdown

1077
01:05:24,054 --> 01:05:25,455
so out of nowhere, he yells

1078
01:05:25,489 --> 01:05:28,592
"Dudes I need someone
to stand-in for me!"

1079
01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:30,660
Everything stops.

1080
01:05:30,694 --> 01:05:34,498
"Twenty years ago, I run off
on my wife and my baby girl.

1081
01:05:34,531 --> 01:05:36,733
"I find out my baby girl
run off too.

1082
01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:38,435
"She's on the streets.

1083
01:05:38,468 --> 01:05:41,238
"And I'm trying, I'm trying
real hard to find her.

1084
01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:43,340
"And I just wish someone
would say

1085
01:05:43,373 --> 01:05:45,976
I'm not a piece of shiitake."

1086
01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:50,214
Only he doesn't say shiitake.

1087
01:05:50,247 --> 01:05:52,182
He drops the S bomb

1088
01:05:52,216 --> 01:05:54,418
in this Christian joint, dude

1089
01:05:54,451 --> 01:05:56,320
'pins drop.'

1090
01:05:57,354 --> 01:05:59,289
Then, all of a sudden..

1091
01:05:59,323 --> 01:06:02,292
Out of nowhere..

1092
01:06:02,326 --> 01:06:04,361
Boom! This girl
stands up and yells

1093
01:06:04,394 --> 01:06:06,363
"Dude, you are

1094
01:06:06,396 --> 01:06:09,366
a piece of shiitake."

1095
01:06:09,399 --> 01:06:11,035
Only she doesn't say shiitake..

1096
01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:12,502
Okay, we get it, no shiitake.

1097
01:06:12,536 --> 01:06:16,340
Bro, now it's just him
and her standing there.

1098
01:06:16,373 --> 01:06:17,574
Then she says

1099
01:06:17,607 --> 01:06:21,345
"As a dad, you are."

1100
01:06:21,378 --> 01:06:25,382
But then real quiet like..

1101
01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:29,586
"But you're still my dad."

1102
01:06:29,619 --> 01:06:32,122
And, bro, no word of a lie

1103
01:06:32,156 --> 01:06:35,692
he turns around
and she is standing there.

1104
01:06:35,725 --> 01:06:37,394
His baby girl.

1105
01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:41,698
And she is a nun.

1106
01:06:41,731 --> 01:06:46,336
♫ Amazing grace ♫

1107
01:06:47,737 --> 01:06:50,074
Uh!

1108
01:06:50,107 --> 01:06:51,684
So, it's-it's just some
preacher's story?

1109
01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:53,643
No, dudes. She's not a nun.

1110
01:06:53,677 --> 01:06:55,745
What, so you just
made it all up?

1111
01:06:55,779 --> 01:06:57,281
No.

1112
01:06:57,314 --> 01:07:00,317
Tales Of Predestiny, bro.

1113
01:07:01,185 --> 01:07:02,786
Tell him.

1114
01:07:03,687 --> 01:07:05,689
She's not a nun.

1115
01:07:07,457 --> 01:07:09,226
What's wrong with you?

1116
01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:10,794
Nothing.

1117
01:07:10,827 --> 01:07:13,230
See. Waste of breath.

1118
01:07:15,165 --> 01:07:18,102
- I think you got a pass.
- Yeah? So?

1119
01:07:18,135 --> 01:07:20,137
You didn't deserve it.

1120
01:07:20,170 --> 01:07:22,172
You screwed up her life.

1121
01:07:23,807 --> 01:07:26,643
Well, past my bedtime, boy.

1122
01:07:26,676 --> 01:07:29,213
Yeah. Yeah. Big game tomorrow.

1123
01:07:32,349 --> 01:07:34,218
End the hex!

1124
01:07:42,659 --> 01:07:44,261
You're right.

1125
01:07:45,529 --> 01:07:47,531
I screwed up her life.

1126
01:07:51,268 --> 01:07:54,338
She came up to me after
and gave me a big hug.

1127
01:07:55,505 --> 01:07:57,507
I couldn't hug her back.

1128
01:07:58,775 --> 01:08:01,845
It was just too much.

1129
01:08:01,878 --> 01:08:05,749
Then she grabbed my arms
and... put them around her.

1130
01:08:07,317 --> 01:08:09,719
And I took
in the smell of her hair.

1131
01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:14,724
And I can remember... she
was a little girl

1132
01:08:14,758 --> 01:08:18,362
and that she used
to squeeze so hard..

1133
01:08:18,395 --> 01:08:21,531
I could... feel her hair
upon my cheek.

1134
01:08:22,899 --> 01:08:26,270
And that smell..

1135
01:08:26,303 --> 01:08:28,638
Makes all of them seem so..

1136
01:08:30,407 --> 01:08:31,808
Pure.

1137
01:08:34,811 --> 01:08:36,613
Oh, yeah.

1138
01:08:36,646 --> 01:08:38,648
I definitely got a pass.

1139
01:08:44,321 --> 01:08:46,323
Why did your dad leave you?

1140
01:08:47,324 --> 01:08:48,658
Who says my dad left?

1141
01:08:48,692 --> 01:08:51,428
I guess you weren't
worth staying for.

1142
01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:52,496
What the hell?

1143
01:08:52,529 --> 01:08:54,298
It must have crossed your mind.

1144
01:08:54,331 --> 01:08:55,832
Yeah. No.

1145
01:08:55,865 --> 01:08:59,403
Okay, okay, okay. Maybe
you were worth staying for.

1146
01:09:00,237 --> 01:09:02,272
But..

1147
01:09:02,306 --> 01:09:03,640
But what?

1148
01:09:04,374 --> 01:09:06,243
You tell me.

1149
01:09:12,916 --> 01:09:15,919
I don't know if he left
'cause of me or not.

1150
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:19,189
He just left.

1151
01:09:19,223 --> 01:09:22,426
It was... just in his DNA..

1152
01:09:24,428 --> 01:09:25,829
To leave.

1153
01:09:34,538 --> 01:09:36,573
Maybe he wanted to stay.

1154
01:09:39,243 --> 01:09:41,578
Maybe he wanted me.

1155
01:09:44,381 --> 01:09:46,883
But..

1156
01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:49,919
I think he feared..

1157
01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:53,557
Him..

1158
01:09:55,792 --> 01:09:58,528
Himself that..

1159
01:09:58,562 --> 01:10:00,564
Eventually
he'd screw things up.

1160
01:10:05,769 --> 01:10:08,672
Some things never change.

1161
01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:10,707
No matter how hard you try.

1162
01:10:11,508 --> 01:10:13,577
Yeah.

1163
01:10:13,610 --> 01:10:14,944
Bullshit.

1164
01:10:15,945 --> 01:10:17,781
Maybe you need a pass.

1165
01:10:17,814 --> 01:10:21,351
- I ain't giving him a pass.
- No, not him. You!

1166
01:10:21,385 --> 01:10:23,019
Sometimes love
can sneak upon you.

1167
01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:26,290
You can turn around
and you can see it in the face

1168
01:10:26,323 --> 01:10:27,757
of your baby girl.

1169
01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:31,461
And then there's time that
love comes after you.

1170
01:10:31,495 --> 01:10:35,365
And you try to dodge it because
you think you're not worthy.

1171
01:10:36,466 --> 01:10:39,603
Or you can hold it at bay

1172
01:10:39,636 --> 01:10:41,605
until you prove that you are.

1173
01:10:41,638 --> 01:10:43,907
Or..

1174
01:10:43,940 --> 01:10:46,410
Or..

1175
01:10:46,443 --> 01:10:49,746
You can raise your chin..

1176
01:10:49,779 --> 01:10:52,816
And you throw
open your arms..

1177
01:10:52,849 --> 01:10:55,585
And let it flow all over you.

1178
01:10:59,523 --> 01:11:02,526
You can change things. Yeah.

1179
01:11:06,363 --> 01:11:08,698
I gotta go to the toilet,
I'd be back.

1180
01:11:26,750 --> 01:11:29,919
I know you must think
I'm a terrible mother.

1181
01:11:29,953 --> 01:11:32,889
I have this class and..

1182
01:11:32,922 --> 01:11:34,658
- What?
- Ahem, sorry.

1183
01:11:34,691 --> 01:11:36,493
You, you're dressed so..

1184
01:11:36,526 --> 01:11:38,628
Clothes don't make the woman.

1185
01:11:38,662 --> 01:11:41,097
Ha. Clothes do, um..

1186
01:11:41,130 --> 01:11:43,567
- That's totally..
- Backwards.

1187
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:46,603
Yeah, I was a big fan
of "Opposite Day" at school.

1188
01:11:47,871 --> 01:11:49,973
So, did he behave?

1189
01:11:50,006 --> 01:11:52,075
Like an angel.

1190
01:11:52,108 --> 01:11:54,878
I'm a big fan too.

1191
01:11:54,911 --> 01:11:56,846
Look, I'd really
like to pay you.

1192
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:59,483
I don't feel comfortable
with you doing this for me

1193
01:11:59,516 --> 01:12:01,518
without me giving you something.

1194
01:12:02,752 --> 01:12:04,521
No, no, no.

1195
01:12:04,554 --> 01:12:06,556
I'm... I'm good.

1196
01:12:10,494 --> 01:12:12,562
For the first time

1197
01:12:12,596 --> 01:12:14,631
our hero could see himself

1198
01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:17,567
on the other side of the curse.

1199
01:12:17,601 --> 01:12:20,537
♫ This train is bound
for glory this train ♫

1200
01:12:20,570 --> 01:12:23,907
♫ This train is bound
for glory this train ♫

1201
01:12:23,940 --> 01:12:25,542
♫ This train
is bound for glory ♫

1202
01:12:25,575 --> 01:12:27,076
♫ Want for nothing
but the holy ♫

1203
01:12:27,110 --> 01:12:29,012
♫ This train is bound
for glory this train ♫

1204
01:12:29,045 --> 01:12:30,780
Nice, Bucky. Come on.

1205
01:12:30,814 --> 01:12:32,549
'Get on. Get on.'

1206
01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:37,554
Yes.

1207
01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:39,623
- Suck it up.
- Whoo!

1208
01:12:39,656 --> 01:12:41,491
I'm injured. I need a time out.

1209
01:12:43,993 --> 01:12:47,130
♫ This train has left
the station this train ♫

1210
01:12:47,163 --> 01:12:50,033
♫ This train has left
the station this train ♫

1211
01:12:50,066 --> 01:12:51,801
♫ This train has left
the station.. ♫♫

1212
01:12:51,835 --> 01:12:53,002
Alright!

1213
01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:55,138
Alright, guys! Break up. Order.

1214
01:12:55,171 --> 01:12:58,608
One more fight, the game's over.
Score stays.

1215
01:13:00,610 --> 01:13:01,911
I got it.

1216
01:13:01,945 --> 01:13:04,113
It's the hex, man. It's the hex.

1217
01:13:04,147 --> 01:13:06,483
- It's not the hex.
- It's not the hex.

1218
01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:13,990
We will judge you.
We will judge you.

1219
01:13:14,023 --> 01:13:16,626
Have you seen Crackerjack?

1220
01:13:16,660 --> 01:13:18,394
Crackerjack?

1221
01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,431
'Batter up!'

1222
01:13:21,465 --> 01:13:23,467
I'm sorry, I gotta go.

1223
01:13:24,734 --> 01:13:26,736
Let's go, Buck.

1224
01:13:26,770 --> 01:13:28,104
Here.

1225
01:13:47,791 --> 01:13:49,959
'Hey, Sherry. Is that you?'

1226
01:13:49,993 --> 01:13:52,095
What are you guys doing here?

1227
01:13:52,128 --> 01:13:54,498
We're here to support
our main friggin' amigo.

1228
01:13:56,866 --> 01:14:01,070
- Dude, you're up.
- We need to pinch in for him.

1229
01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:02,839
What?

1230
01:14:02,872 --> 01:14:05,542
Look, bud, this is a big at bat.

1231
01:14:05,575 --> 01:14:08,578
"Bud," I know how
to hit the ball.

1232
01:14:10,113 --> 01:14:12,148
- Here we go.
- Go get it, baby.

1233
01:14:12,181 --> 01:14:13,783
- 'Come on.'
- 'Go get it, Bill.'

1234
01:14:13,817 --> 01:14:15,885
Let's go, baby.
Come on, let's go, baby.

1235
01:14:15,919 --> 01:14:18,522
- 'Come on, bro.'
- 'Let's go. Come on, baby.'

1236
01:14:20,690 --> 01:14:22,191
Whoa!

1237
01:14:22,225 --> 01:14:25,228
I thought CJ said you were
gonna take care of that.

1238
01:14:28,097 --> 01:14:29,966
'Let's go, Bill.'

1239
01:14:31,668 --> 01:14:33,670
Hit a homer for me.

1240
01:14:44,714 --> 01:14:46,015
You might wanna run, son.

1241
01:14:52,856 --> 01:14:53,957
You're quitting midway.

1242
01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:55,859
Where you going, Bailey? Home?

1243
01:14:55,892 --> 01:14:57,561
Out of my way.

1244
01:14:57,594 --> 01:14:58,995
Sherry.

1245
01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:03,700
- Sherry!
- Foul game.

1246
01:15:03,733 --> 01:15:05,735
You can't do that.
We got these bastards.

1247
01:15:05,769 --> 01:15:07,904
- This is predestiny, man.
- It's over.

1248
01:15:07,937 --> 01:15:10,674
- Oh!
- You're outta here.

1249
01:15:10,707 --> 01:15:13,109
- Sherry. Sherry.
- Oh!

1250
01:15:17,814 --> 01:15:19,749
Bill Crackerjack Bailey.

1251
01:15:19,783 --> 01:15:21,951
You falsified a certificate?

1252
01:15:25,589 --> 01:15:26,890
Ah!

1253
01:15:26,923 --> 01:15:30,727
Sherry. Wait! Sherry. Sherry.

1254
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:32,962
Sherry!

1255
01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:34,163
It's a men's ministry.

1256
01:15:34,197 --> 01:15:36,032
Stop it, CJ. Just stop it!

1257
01:15:36,065 --> 01:15:39,736
- Stop what?
- I don't have time for this.

1258
01:15:39,769 --> 01:15:41,771
Your momma told me
how your daddy left.

1259
01:15:41,805 --> 01:15:43,907
- And how she waited for him.
- That ain't...

1260
01:15:43,940 --> 01:15:47,577
She hoped one day, he'd wake up
and come home and be a man.

1261
01:15:47,611 --> 01:15:50,647
- I'm not the one who left.
- I'm not gonna be like her.

1262
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:53,917
I will not wait around, hoping
one day you will finally wake up

1263
01:15:53,950 --> 01:15:55,652
and say that this is your...

1264
01:15:55,685 --> 01:15:58,287
This is your fault! Your fault.

1265
01:16:05,028 --> 01:16:07,597
Don't worry.

1266
01:16:07,631 --> 01:16:09,633
I will take care of it.

1267
01:16:20,309 --> 01:16:22,846
Let's go rip out that jugular.

1268
01:16:24,013 --> 01:16:25,749
Ah!

1269
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:28,685
Whoo!

1270
01:16:30,954 --> 01:16:33,823
We Warriors of Old or what?

1271
01:16:33,857 --> 01:16:36,259
All this time, you..

1272
01:16:36,292 --> 01:16:38,161
Your bride..

1273
01:16:38,194 --> 01:16:40,864
- Hey! What the hell?
- Wake up!

1274
01:16:40,897 --> 01:16:44,033
Thanks, "Pops," but I'm not
in the mood for a stand-in.

1275
01:16:45,168 --> 01:16:46,870
Go ahead! It's your hood anyway.

1276
01:16:46,903 --> 01:16:50,840
No! It's your hood! Your hood!

1277
01:16:50,874 --> 01:16:53,677
Be a man. Own it!

1278
01:17:01,885 --> 01:17:03,853
Whoo!

1279
01:17:13,362 --> 01:17:14,931
We were horrible.

1280
01:17:14,964 --> 01:17:16,733
Hey, my momma's got them shoes.

1281
01:17:16,766 --> 01:17:19,235
Hey, where'd you get
those shoes?

1282
01:17:19,268 --> 01:17:21,004
Oh!

1283
01:17:22,071 --> 01:17:24,007
Do you take credit?

1284
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:25,308
Mr. Bailey.

1285
01:17:25,341 --> 01:17:27,176
Are you, are you drunk?

1286
01:17:27,210 --> 01:17:30,146
Yes. Yes.

1287
01:17:30,179 --> 01:17:32,181
Why don't you and your
friends come upstairs

1288
01:17:32,215 --> 01:17:33,817
and I'll get you some coffee.

1289
01:17:33,850 --> 01:17:36,853
Come on, soldiers,
we're gonna get us some.

1290
01:17:41,057 --> 01:17:43,092
Have a seat. All aboard.

1291
01:17:43,126 --> 01:17:45,128
No hands, Mr. Bailey.

1292
01:17:45,929 --> 01:17:48,264
Gimme the works.

1293
01:17:48,297 --> 01:17:50,299
Where the hell is the coffee?

1294
01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:52,068
Recon.

1295
01:17:54,771 --> 01:17:58,441
Ah! I figured you had something
like that underneath.

1296
01:18:00,744 --> 01:18:03,146
Yeah. You figured me out.

1297
01:18:05,114 --> 01:18:07,016
Now it's time to leave.

1298
01:18:07,050 --> 01:18:08,818
We're both fans
of "Opposite Day."

1299
01:18:08,852 --> 01:18:10,119
Whoa!

1300
01:18:10,153 --> 01:18:12,756
Leave my mom alone!

1301
01:18:12,789 --> 01:18:15,458
It's okay, honey.
He was just leaving.

1302
01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:19,929
I..

1303
01:18:19,963 --> 01:18:21,831
I'm..

1304
01:19:09,512 --> 01:19:11,948
You! Ah!

1305
01:19:28,965 --> 01:19:31,534
♫ Well I feel

1306
01:19:31,567 --> 01:19:33,502
♫ Like travelling on

1307
01:19:33,536 --> 01:19:37,240
♫ Yes I feel like
travelling on ♫

1308
01:19:37,273 --> 01:19:40,844
♫ Oh I feel like travelling on ♫

1309
01:19:40,877 --> 01:19:43,379
♫ Well, I feel like
travelling on ♫

1310
01:19:43,412 --> 01:19:46,950
♫ Oh hoooo

1311
01:19:46,983 --> 01:19:48,284
♫ Oh I feel

1312
01:19:48,317 --> 01:19:49,819
Adios, Pedro!

1313
01:19:49,853 --> 01:19:52,388
♫ I feel like travelling on

1314
01:19:52,421 --> 01:19:55,892
♫ Yes I feel like
travelling on ♫

1315
01:19:55,925 --> 01:19:59,462
♫ Oh I feel like travelling on ♫

1316
01:19:59,495 --> 01:20:03,132
♫ Well I feel like
travelling on ♫♫

1317
01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:07,170
And so our hero,
unable to change history..

1318
01:20:12,508 --> 01:20:14,510
Repeated.

1319
01:20:18,214 --> 01:20:19,983
Whoo!

1320
01:20:20,016 --> 01:20:22,451
Yea-ah!

1321
01:20:22,485 --> 01:20:24,020
Yeah.

1322
01:20:32,061 --> 01:20:34,097
Whoa!

1323
01:20:47,410 --> 01:20:48,978
CJ, don't run.

1324
01:20:49,012 --> 01:20:50,980
I'll be back to get you.

1325
01:20:51,014 --> 01:20:52,882
Later.

1326
01:21:06,162 --> 01:21:08,932
I'm not going back with you.

1327
01:21:08,965 --> 01:21:10,967
You screwed up her life.

1328
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:14,870
I figured you had something
like that underneath.

1329
01:21:25,348 --> 01:21:27,016
She's taking care of..

1330
01:21:27,050 --> 01:21:28,952
It's your hood. Your hood.

1331
01:21:28,985 --> 01:21:33,689
Don't worry.
I will take care of it.

1332
01:21:33,722 --> 01:21:36,625
It's just a matter of time.
Jackpot.

1333
01:21:36,659 --> 01:21:39,262
You're a joke.

1334
01:21:47,670 --> 01:21:50,940
Wherever you go.

1335
01:21:50,974 --> 01:21:52,976
There you are.

1336
01:21:55,378 --> 01:21:58,214
Welcome to the family, Bill.

1337
01:21:58,247 --> 01:22:00,449
- Never going to give up.
- We love you, brother.

1338
01:22:00,483 --> 01:22:03,152
- You ain't deserving...
- It's your hood. Your hood.

1339
01:22:03,186 --> 01:22:05,955
- MVP.
- One day, finally you'll..

1340
01:22:05,989 --> 01:22:08,992
- You can't run from..
- This is your fault.

1341
01:22:09,025 --> 01:22:10,426
- Your fault.
- You'll never change.

1342
01:22:10,459 --> 01:22:13,029
- Just as in..
- CJ, don't run.

1343
01:22:14,597 --> 01:22:16,599
It's the curse.

1344
01:22:35,418 --> 01:22:37,153
Ah!

1345
01:22:51,167 --> 01:22:53,369
Ah!

1346
01:23:50,826 --> 01:23:53,362
Raise your chin.

1347
01:23:54,497 --> 01:23:56,399
Throw out your arms

1348
01:23:56,432 --> 01:23:59,768
and let it flow all over you.

1349
01:24:13,849 --> 01:24:17,386
You can change things. Yeah.

1350
01:24:36,639 --> 01:24:39,742
♫ I feel like travelling on

1351
01:24:39,775 --> 01:24:44,280
♫ I feel like travelling on ♫

1352
01:24:44,313 --> 01:24:47,483
Of all the things to love
about playing ball

1353
01:24:47,516 --> 01:24:49,618
nothing beats the simple joy

1354
01:24:49,652 --> 01:24:51,654
of heading for home.

1355
01:24:55,291 --> 01:24:58,161
Tom. Tom, can you take
that to the other room?

1356
01:25:02,931 --> 01:25:06,435
Look. He doesn't need
another man to treat him..

1357
01:25:06,469 --> 01:25:08,371
Neither do you.

1358
01:25:23,852 --> 01:25:26,155
Here we go. Ah!

1359
01:25:26,189 --> 01:25:28,191
One, two..

1360
01:25:28,224 --> 01:25:29,625
That's two.

1361
01:25:31,427 --> 01:25:33,729
Hey. Hi.

1362
01:25:34,830 --> 01:25:36,832
You're horrible.

1363
01:25:39,435 --> 01:25:40,836
Hm.

1364
01:26:10,933 --> 01:26:12,935
I'm not a little kid.

1365
01:26:19,675 --> 01:26:22,445
You don't have to keep it, son.

1366
01:26:22,478 --> 01:26:25,481
I just need you to... name it.

1367
01:26:29,285 --> 01:26:31,954
And... you're still
my worst nightmare.

1368
01:26:36,825 --> 01:26:38,694
No hands.

1369
01:26:42,465 --> 01:26:44,967
♫ This little light of mine

1370
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:48,304
♫ I'm gonna let it shine

1371
01:26:48,337 --> 01:26:51,440
♫ This little light of mine

1372
01:26:51,474 --> 01:26:54,377
♫ I'm gonna let it shine

1373
01:26:54,410 --> 01:26:58,481
♫ This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine ♫

1374
01:27:04,620 --> 01:27:06,255
Is she here?

1375
01:27:06,289 --> 01:27:08,324
No, the coast is clear.

1376
01:27:08,357 --> 01:27:10,526
Not her. Sherry.

1377
01:27:10,559 --> 01:27:14,463
Oh, uh, she left.

1378
01:27:14,497 --> 01:27:16,599
When will she be back
to the house?

1379
01:27:16,632 --> 01:27:20,369
She, uh, she-she
got her own house.

1380
01:27:26,375 --> 01:27:29,512
♫ Everywhere I go

1381
01:27:29,545 --> 01:27:32,315
♫ I'm gonna let it shine

1382
01:27:32,348 --> 01:27:35,351
♫ Everywhere I go

1383
01:27:35,384 --> 01:27:38,521
♫ I'm gonna let it shine

1384
01:27:38,554 --> 01:27:41,390
♫ Everywhere I go ♫

1385
01:27:43,492 --> 01:27:45,728
Oh!

1386
01:27:45,761 --> 01:27:48,497
Take one prisoner!

1387
01:27:49,365 --> 01:27:50,899
'Doggy.'

1388
01:27:55,838 --> 01:27:58,574
- Look, I, I gotta say...
- We're here.

1389
01:28:00,609 --> 01:28:02,611
So what'd you bring for dinner?

1390
01:28:09,718 --> 01:28:11,554
I need your help.

1391
01:28:11,587 --> 01:28:13,622
Dude, you're not
trained for this.

1392
01:28:13,656 --> 01:28:15,858
Sometimes you just gotta do it.

1393
01:28:15,891 --> 01:28:18,894
♫ It only takes a spark ♫

1394
01:28:20,396 --> 01:28:22,665
- Follow me!
- Alright.

1395
01:28:22,698 --> 01:28:24,500
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

1396
01:28:37,713 --> 01:28:39,314
Come on.

1397
01:28:44,587 --> 01:28:45,921
Yes.

1398
01:28:52,461 --> 01:28:54,797
We got it. Pull around back.

1399
01:29:20,489 --> 01:29:22,591
- Who was that?
- The garbage man. He's gone.

1400
01:29:22,625 --> 01:29:25,694
- Momma. This is not your house.
- Oh no, you don't. You're not..

1401
01:29:25,728 --> 01:29:26,929
CJ!

1402
01:29:26,962 --> 01:29:28,964
'Don't you walk
outta the house.'

1403
01:29:37,706 --> 01:29:39,742
I'm sorry.

1404
01:29:39,775 --> 01:29:42,545
What's past is past.
I've moved on.

1405
01:29:42,578 --> 01:29:44,613
Good.

1406
01:29:44,647 --> 01:29:46,915
You needed to.

1407
01:29:46,949 --> 01:29:50,686
And, uh, so have I.

1408
01:29:57,225 --> 01:30:00,095
What's past is past.

1409
01:30:02,164 --> 01:30:05,133
Sherry, you come back
in this house right now.

1410
01:30:05,167 --> 01:30:07,470
Get right back
in this house right now.

1411
01:30:07,503 --> 01:30:09,004
Sherry!

1412
01:30:09,037 --> 01:30:11,907
Sherry.. Leave her alone.

1413
01:30:11,940 --> 01:30:15,478
No, CJ. This isn't fair.
I'm hormonal.

1414
01:30:17,212 --> 01:30:20,082
You can't just come
waltzing in here.

1415
01:30:20,115 --> 01:30:23,652
All the while ignoring
the fact that..

1416
01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:26,054
I am..

1417
01:30:27,956 --> 01:30:30,726
Gonna... have..

1418
01:30:37,733 --> 01:30:39,602
My baby.

1419
01:30:44,773 --> 01:30:46,108
Oh, here.

1420
01:30:49,211 --> 01:30:51,647
I know that you..

1421
01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:54,683
Cannot resist the roll.

1422
01:31:04,292 --> 01:31:06,495
This one fits better.

1423
01:31:13,902 --> 01:31:16,839
♫ This little light of mine

1424
01:31:16,872 --> 01:31:19,908
♫ I'm gonna let it shine

1425
01:31:19,942 --> 01:31:22,978
♫ This little light of mine

1426
01:31:23,011 --> 01:31:26,048
♫ I'm gonna let it shine

1427
01:31:26,081 --> 01:31:28,851
♫ This little light of mine

1428
01:31:28,884 --> 01:31:31,019
♫ I'm gonna let it shine

1429
01:31:31,053 --> 01:31:32,688
♫ Let it shine

1430
01:31:32,721 --> 01:31:34,189
♫ Let it shine

1431
01:31:34,222 --> 01:31:36,224
♫ Let it shine ♫

1432
01:31:38,727 --> 01:31:42,264
And you guessed it.
They lived happily ever after.

1433
01:31:44,567 --> 01:31:47,102
With no brain
getting used or harmed

1434
01:31:47,135 --> 01:31:49,137
in the course of the tellin'.

1435
01:31:52,941 --> 01:31:56,645
In this tale of one
Bill Crackerjack Bailey IV..

1436
01:31:56,679 --> 01:31:58,781
- Clay!
- Bill like I wanted..

1437
01:31:58,814 --> 01:32:03,018
Hereby stands as a testament
that curses can be broken.

1438
01:32:03,051 --> 01:32:07,089
Change can be found in places
other than mason's yard.

1439
01:32:07,122 --> 01:32:10,626
And the water in your
gene pool can be tricked.

1440
01:32:14,597 --> 01:32:16,832
And if you ever
come down this way

1441
01:32:16,865 --> 01:32:19,602
who knows, you might pass
by some truck stop

1442
01:32:19,635 --> 01:32:23,739
turned Mexican oasis where
the ginger ale is homemade..

1443
01:32:23,772 --> 01:32:26,074
The fireworks are sold
with gasoline..

1444
01:32:26,108 --> 01:32:29,144
The reptile lagoon
is down by the kitty rides..

1445
01:32:29,177 --> 01:32:32,915
And where a Mexican bandido
by the name of Pedro

1446
01:32:32,948 --> 01:32:35,784
talks in signs and wonders.

1447
01:32:35,818 --> 01:32:37,886
Yup, as the Good Book says

1448
01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:42,257
"The Almighty works
in mysterious ways."

1449
01:33:36,078 --> 01:33:38,781
One, two, one, two, three.

1450
01:33:50,392 --> 01:33:56,699
♫ Way down in the south where
the pecans fall like leaves ♫

1451
01:33:56,732 --> 01:33:59,034
♫ Out on a patch
of Red Georgia clay ♫

1452
01:33:59,067 --> 01:34:01,336
♫ They call the field
of dreams ♫

1453
01:34:02,771 --> 01:34:04,239
♫ Bill's a good old boy

1454
01:34:04,272 --> 01:34:07,142
♫ Who had a way
of making people smile ♫

1455
01:34:08,911 --> 01:34:10,979
♫ And he could pound
the ball with a bat ♫

1456
01:34:11,013 --> 01:34:13,348
♫ About a country mile

1457
01:34:17,886 --> 01:34:21,123
♫ Yea-ee-yeah

1458
01:34:21,156 --> 01:34:22,691
♫ He had a child
with a sweetie ♫

1459
01:34:22,725 --> 01:34:26,962
♫ Who was waiting
on a wedding ring ♫

1460
01:34:26,995 --> 01:34:28,697
♫ But what he had on his mind

1461
01:34:28,731 --> 01:34:31,700
♫ Was different kinda
downer thing ♫

1462
01:34:31,734 --> 01:34:33,268
♫ Yeah

1463
01:34:33,301 --> 01:34:37,305
♫ In a voice so loud it made him
feel more like a man ♫

1464
01:34:39,474 --> 01:34:44,012
♫ But he wasn't movin' in
closer to a family plan ♫

1465
01:34:45,881 --> 01:34:48,416
♫ Everybody sittin'
was a crackerjack ♫

1466
01:34:48,450 --> 01:34:51,486
♫ He was one
of a kind no doubt ♫

1467
01:34:51,519 --> 01:34:54,857
♫ When it came to committings
and more than just sittin' ♫

1468
01:34:54,890 --> 01:34:57,793
♫ He was always striking out

1469
01:34:59,427 --> 01:35:01,063
♫ And he didn't know
a thing about ♫

1470
01:35:01,096 --> 01:35:03,799
♫ Home by the little white bay

1471
01:35:03,832 --> 01:35:07,836
♫ It was only so long
the woman has gone away ♫

1472
01:35:10,038 --> 01:35:14,242
♫ Hey Crackerjack
why don't you get back home ♫

1473
01:35:16,311 --> 01:35:20,182
♫ Hey Crackerjack
why don't you get back home ♫

1474
01:35:21,950 --> 01:35:23,485
♫ Well every time she tried

1475
01:35:23,518 --> 01:35:26,054
♫ To say she wanted
something more ♫

1476
01:35:27,823 --> 01:35:29,357
♫ He had his own way
of dodging ♫

1477
01:35:29,391 --> 01:35:33,896
♫ Like his daddy did
years before ♫

1478
01:35:33,929 --> 01:35:36,331
♫ Yeah there was only
some scheme or a dream ♫

1479
01:35:36,364 --> 01:35:39,868
♫ Or a game to play

1480
01:35:39,902 --> 01:35:43,939
♫ And it seemed all along
but he never really saw that ♫

1481
01:35:43,972 --> 01:35:46,408
♫ Yeah

1482
01:35:46,441 --> 01:35:49,011
♫ Everybody sittin'
was a crackerjack ♫

1483
01:35:49,044 --> 01:35:52,147
♫ He was one
of a kind no doubt ♫

1484
01:35:52,180 --> 01:35:55,150
♫ When it came to commitments
and more than just sitting ♫

1485
01:35:55,183 --> 01:35:58,320
♫ He was always striking out

1486
01:36:00,055 --> 01:36:02,024
♫ And he didn't know
a thing about ♫

1487
01:36:02,057 --> 01:36:04,459
♫ Home by the little white bay

1488
01:36:04,492 --> 01:36:08,496
♫ It was only so long/His only
sole love the woman has gone away ♫

1489
01:36:10,866 --> 01:36:14,870
♫ Hey Crackerjack
why don't you get back home ♫

1490
01:36:16,872 --> 01:36:20,876
♫ Hey Crackerjack
why don't you get back home ♫

1491
01:36:23,011 --> 01:36:25,948
♫ Seemed hard to break
the cycle ♫

1492
01:36:25,981 --> 01:36:29,117
♫ Seemed hard to make a stand

1493
01:36:29,151 --> 01:36:35,157
♫ Sometimes you gotta
suck it up and be a man ♫

1494
01:36:47,269 --> 01:36:50,038
♫ Everybody sittin'
was a crackerjack ♫

1495
01:36:50,072 --> 01:36:52,908
♫ He was one
of a kind no doubt ♫

1496
01:36:52,941 --> 01:36:56,078
♫ When it came to commitments
and more than just sitting ♫

1497
01:36:56,111 --> 01:36:58,981
♫ He was always striking out

1498
01:36:59,014 --> 01:37:02,584
♫ He was alone walking and he
didn't know a thing about ♫

1499
01:37:02,617 --> 01:37:05,220
♫ Home by the little white bay

1500
01:37:05,253 --> 01:37:09,557
♫ Just alone so long
Woman is gone away ♫

1501
01:37:09,591 --> 01:37:11,393
♫ Yeah

1502
01:37:11,426 --> 01:37:15,197
♫ So you better don't make
right a little detour.. ♫

1503
01:37:18,200 --> 01:37:21,536
♫ Hey Crackerjack
why don't you get back home ♫

1504
01:37:23,671 --> 01:37:27,542
♫ Hey Crackerjack
why don't you get back home ♫

1505
01:37:29,377 --> 01:37:33,916
♫ Hey hey Crackerjack
why don't you get back home ♫

1506
01:37:35,951 --> 01:37:39,621
♫ Hey Crackerjack
why don't you get back home ♫