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The portal's not here.
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Either the map is wrong,
or the land is wrong.
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Or you're wrong.
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Right, yes, that's possible.
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Are you saying I could have
gotten home from here?
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Yes, well,
that is if I can find the portal.
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Maybe something's written underneath here.
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Oh, no. That's-- No.
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Nope. I just can't seem
to find it anywhere.
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All right.
Well, we'll wait as long as it takes.
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People die from the cold out here.
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- Or until we get cold.
- Yeah. I'm already cold.
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What do we do when we get there?
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Well, it's very important that you
don't meet your past selves at all.
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Will we cancel ourselves out?
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Will we implode into ourselves?
Like all our atoms, or whatever?
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No, it'll just wreak havoc
with your self-image.
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Yeah, I've seen myself before.
It was very weird.
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Now, I wonder what these symbols mean.
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Maybe the answer is behind this flap--
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- I really can't see this portal anywhere.
- There!
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There it is.
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So, how long will we have
to save our parents?
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- Oh, my dear little Kevin and "Sauron."
- Saffron.
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We only have 30 minutes.
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Thirty minutes?
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Yes, we're going back to the night
that we met you.
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Just slightly earlier.
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What? The night that it happened?
Can't we go another time?
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No! Fianna and The Supreme Being
were both there that night!
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Yes. Well, there are risks involved.
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- Wait.
- No, stop! It's too dangerous!
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Not my problem, soz!
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Oh, my God. She's so--
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- Yeah, but she's my sister.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Oh, Kevin.
- No, Kevin, it's unsafe!
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We still don't even know
if we can change the past!
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I do.
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This isn't our house.
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There's kids in the fridge.
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You kids shouldn't be
playing in my fridge.
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Okay.
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Where are we?
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Is this black-and-white times?
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- This is a party.
- How would you know?
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You've never been to a party.
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- I have been to one.
- Have not.
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I did, in the '20s.
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- No, you didn't.
- I did.
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- You didn't.
- I did!
51
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- No, you didn't!
- I did!
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- We've got half an hour, Kevin!
- Then stop arguing!
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Yeah!
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Is this Bingley?
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Yeah, unfortunately.
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Which way to Chisley Close?
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I don't know it.
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Can you look it up on your phone?
59
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No.
60
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We need a central landmark
to orient ourselves.
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It's what we do on the tundra.
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Which way to the shopping center?
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It's that way. Are you going shopping?
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We're gonna stop our parents
being turned to coal by a demon.
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That's dark.
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- It's daytime.
- It's supposed to be night.
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Maybe we've got more time.
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We can't do it.
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- We barely survived the first time.
- We have to. They're just kids.
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I'm actually having
second thoughts about this.
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'Cause I don't actually wanna
get burnt to cinders by my ex-girlfriend.
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Not by anyone really,
but especially not by her.
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- We need to discuss this more.
- Yes.
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No! Stop discussing it, and go now!
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Oh, my God!
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Is that future us? My self-image.
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Why are we so sweaty?
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Long story, no time.
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Where am I?
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Those kids, they're in danger.
81
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- Oh, hell.
- Yes, hell.
82
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I'm really scared.
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No, you're incredibly brave!
Your personal contribution is important!
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- Wow, really?
- Yes! Ah, damn!
85
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Why aren't I with you?
86
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- Did I die?
- We're not sure.
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What do you mean you're not sure?
88
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How did I open the portal
that you're talking to us through?
89
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Your understanding of the map
is greater than you realize.
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- Is it?
- Yes! Time folds!
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Do you get it?
92
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No, I'm not getting it, no.
93
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- What happened to us?
- What do you mean, you're not sure?
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No! No more questions.
You have to go now. Go!
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- Hey, what was-- Wait!
- Okay. Calm down.
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What was that screaming?
97
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Why was I so bossy?
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- What happens to me?
- What was I on about?
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I think we need to go back
the way we came.
100
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This place looks even
more grim than normal.
101
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And everyone's dressed in retro.
102
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Is it in fashion, maybe?
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I'm really not up to date
with fashion these days.
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Yeah, look at you.
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Even the music's retro.
106
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It's like Mum's "On the Wine" playlist.
107
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Uh-oh.
108
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{\an8}It's 1996.
109
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Oh, no. The olden days.
110
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It's not 30 minutes
before our parents die.
111
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It's nearly 30 years.
112
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Would Map Guy make a mistake that big?
113
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This is actually
the most accurate he's been.
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Kevin, that house
with the Halloween people,
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that was our house
before it became our house.
116
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It must be what they knocked down
to build the estate.
117
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Our street doesn't exist yet.
118
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We don't live there yet.
119
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We don't live yet.
120
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I thought I was gonna see Mum and Dad.
121
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I really did.
122
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Me too.
123
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I wanted to save them.
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It's okay, we'll try again.
125
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We'll come back another time.
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We can find 'em.
127
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What?
128
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We can see them. They're alive now.
129
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They haven't had us yet, Saff.
They don't know us.
130
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But we know them.
131
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I know she won't know who I am.
But I wanna hug me mum, Kev.
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But what if we do something wrong
and stop ourselves from existing?
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If we stop ourselves existing, then we
won't exist to stop ourselves existing.
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That means we'll exist, won't we?
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Think about it.
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What?
137
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Maybe don't tell them
you're their kid from the future.
138
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Because they might not want kids
if they see how boring I am?
139
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What are you gonna say?
140
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"I'm ya future son,
here to save you from a demon
141
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who turned you into these barbecue
briquettes I keep in my bumbag.
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That's you there."
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I'll go to Poppa's house,
you go to Grandma and Granddad's.
144
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We have to think about
what we're going to say.
145
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No thinking, just doing.
146
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We're too late.
His family are already ghosts.
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I'm not bossy though, am I?
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This isn't the right place.
Is this the Fortress of Darkness?
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I'm here. I made it.
150
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This is the right place.
151
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I made it. I'm still here, Penelope.
152
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Yes, yes, good.
153
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What did future me mean, "Time fold"?
Folding into what?
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You figure it out. We have to save them.
155
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Excuse me.
156
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Save them from what? We didn't say.
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- How am I about to be brave?
- I don't know. I can't imagine it.
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- Cool. Fianna!
- Out of my way, please.
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Oh, beg your pardon.
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- Thought you were someone else.
- His ex.
161
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It was a turbulent relationship.
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Must've been.
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All right, great, let's--
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Dad?
165
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Take a picture, mate. It'll last longer.
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Dad.
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I'm Mikey.
168
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Mikey who?
169
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Mikey Haddock. Who are you?
170
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I'm Kevin... Haddaway.
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Haddaway?
172
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I had a way with your mum.
173
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Yeah.
174
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Just a joke.
175
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Good one.
176
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Me dad said I need to play outside.
I outsmarted him.
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Playing outside. Booyah.
178
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Game Boy. Sold me bike to buy it.
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Got in trouble.
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I'm a rebel.
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I got killed.
182
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It's okay, I've got another life.
183
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Yeah.
184
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Have a go. It's wicked.
185
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No, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
187
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
188
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Okay, press that.
189
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I found him.
190
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The tiny one from the special bedroom.
191
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But he's in the wrong time.
192
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And he is without the others.
193
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He holds the map.
194
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Are you sure that's the map, Master?
195
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- Oh, yeah, so this is the map.
- Yeah, that's the map.
196
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So, you can go
to different lands with it, right?
197
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Oh, no. Hide it, he'll see it.
198
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It's too late. I've already seen it.
199
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Awaken Fianna.
200
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Fianna!
201
00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:38,954
Fianna.
202
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What did you mean when you say
you didn't know if I'm alive?
203
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It wasn't me now, Bittelig,
it was me in the future.
204
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How am I supposed to know
what future me doesn't know?
205
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Do I fall into a time void?
206
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I don't know!
207
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- So, do I get-- sorry-- get caught?
- I don't know!
208
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All right, great, listen.
209
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- Anything? No.
- No. Nothing.
210
00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:01,977
Apparently not.
211
00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:03,812
Future me was so bossy.
212
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,898
Really disturbing how I came across.
213
00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:07,649
Am I anything like that?
214
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:09,651
- No.
- No.
215
00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:12,279
'Cause I'm not bossy. Right.
216
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,740
Okay, Alto, you've got to blend in
217
00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:17,075
and find out which of these
are Kevin's parents.
218
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Why am I going to be brave?
219
00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:19,995
- Is it because--
- Just go!
220
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Indeed.
221
00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:25,209
Was that bossy? No, that was firm.
There's a difference.
222
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It's my nan's wedding dress.
I dyed it black. It's wicked, yeah?
223
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,053
Yeah, deadly.
224
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Wicked, yeah?
225
00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:39,556
Do you know the people who live here?
226
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Yeah, I do, mate.
227
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Deadly.
228
00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,688
Do you know my mates Kevin and "Savlon"?
229
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They live here.
230
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They're children.
231
00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,235
Are you their mum and dad?
232
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Yuck.
233
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- Yuck.
- No, mate.
234
00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:55,948
No, okay.
235
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:59,159
Were some kids playing in the fridge.
236
00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:02,496
- Where did they go, mate?
- Something about a quest.
237
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,413
Yeah?
238
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,541
Something about a demon
at a shopping center.
239
00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:08,001
Shopping center. Wicked.
240
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,088
And scene.
241
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,221
Hiya, do you wanna dance?
242
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,193
Cool.
243
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,057
Hello.
244
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,894
Hi.
245
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:10,898
What do you want, love?
246
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:17,946
I'm a person who's
just moved into the local area.
247
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:22,492
And I'm meeting people in the local area.
248
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,786
Okay.
249
00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:27,623
Now I've met you, and--
250
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Is this your daughter?
251
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,506
Yeah, this is Lisa.
252
00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:37,591
She's so little.
253
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,635
Yeah, she's six.
254
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,346
Where's your mum, love?
255
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:45,641
She passed away.
256
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,729
I'm sorry.
257
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:54,483
- You must miss her.
- I do miss her. A lot.
258
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:56,485
I even miss arguing with her.
259
00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,445
I wish I could tell her sorry.
260
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,156
Well, we all say things
we regret to our mums.
261
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:04,201
And it's okay,
because when you've become the parent,
262
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,578
you remember being
the one saying those things.
263
00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:08,747
Do you wanna come inside, love?
264
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:11,583
Get a cup of tea?
And that muck off your face?
265
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,774
I mean, how could you
not have noticed her?
266
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:38,151
- She walked through the door?
- No. She smashed through it.
267
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,737
And her eyes were literally
glowing like lava.
268
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:41,697
Fianna.
269
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:43,824
It was a really strong look, actually.
270
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:46,702
We have to find Kevin
and "Salmon" before she does.
271
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:49,955
Hold on.
272
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,180
You're back.
273
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:07,848
Knew you would be.
274
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,976
I'll forgive you for breaking the door
if you dance with me.
275
00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:25,908
It's nice to meet you.
276
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,784
I didn't get to meet you.
277
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:33,081
No, well, you just moved to the area,
didn't you?
278
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,126
That's much more respectable.
279
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,213
I haven't seen my reflection for years.
280
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,548
I'm older.
281
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,721
Not bad. I've been brushing
my teeth with sticks.
282
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,475
Why don't you two have a little play?
283
00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:53,227
I've just got to make a quick phone call.
284
00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:55,145
- Right?
- Yeah, cool.
285
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:57,981
Hi, Mum.
286
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:06,240
Futures made of virtual insanity
287
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:11,286
Always seem to be governed by
This love we have
288
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:16,500
For useless twisting
Of our new technology
289
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:21,296
Oh, now there is no sound
For we all live underground
290
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,383
This is a stellar track.
291
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:25,592
It's rad.
292
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,511
Is that a thing you say in this era?
293
00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:31,431
Yeah. It's about how the future's
gonna be insanity. Virtually insane.
294
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,600
By the 2020s, flying cars.
295
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,185
Not gonna happen.
296
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:38,814
The concept of flying cars
is almost as old as cars themselves.
297
00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,691
The late 1800s.
298
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:43,151
Wow. Knowledge. Well impressed.
299
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,404
- Really?
- Keep it down, Mikey!
300
00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:47,322
But we're chilling!
301
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,658
And now there is no sound
302
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,785
I wish there was no bloody sound. Down!
303
00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:55,581
Sorry, Granddad.
304
00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:58,250
Who's this cheeky bugger?
305
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:01,128
No, you're actu-- I--
306
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,172
This is Kevin Haddaway.
307
00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:05,174
That your Game Boy?
308
00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:10,679
- Confiscated.
- See you, Granddad.
309
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:13,265
Bloody rude!
310
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:15,267
Lucky I don't clip you both
round the ears!
311
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:18,437
Sorry, Granddad.
312
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:22,357
I'm 32, I'm still fit, you know?
313
00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:31,658
Wow. Knowledgeable and rebellious.
314
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,119
You're so cool, Kevin.
315
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,747
I've always wanted to hear you say that.
316
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:37,956
Huh?
317
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:41,084
I mean, I've always
wanted to hear someone say that.
318
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,461
It's pretty cool that it's you.
319
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,380
What's your dad like, Kevster?
320
00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:53,013
Well, he's a lot better to me
than his dad was to him.
321
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,974
And I think he would like to know that.
322
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,310
I love him.
323
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:22,376
Sorry for always answering back.
324
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,546
Sorry for not answering you
when you want me to.
325
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,590
Sorry for using your phone
to buy things off the Internet.
326
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:29,967
What?
327
00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:32,678
Sorry for cutting Kevin's hair off
when he's sleeping.
328
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,889
Sorry for disrespecting you.
329
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,392
We're playing "Babies and Mummies."
330
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:39,768
I'm the mummy.
331
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:47,609
So many shops.
332
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:49,528
All right, what shops would they be in?
333
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:50,737
Kevin!
334
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:51,697
- Kevin!
- Kevin!
335
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:53,532
- Kevin!
- Oh, no, that's--
336
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,117
No.
337
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:58,245
Okay, Alto, blend in.
338
00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,746
See if anyone has seen them.
339
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,290
And look out for Fianna.
340
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,416
- Me?
- Yes.
341
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,001
Why me? Not--
342
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:07,379
Well, we didn't see him in the future.
We saw you. We know you're okay.
343
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:09,131
I'm not okay?
344
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,591
- Is that right?
- Not necessarily.
345
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:14,136
This must be the moment of bravery
I told myself about.
346
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:18,140
- Have you got the time, mate?
- Oh, yes.
347
00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:22,186
The casual mockery.
348
00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:23,979
That's fair enough.
349
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:26,815
We have to find Kevin
and "Cardamom" before Fianna does.
350
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:27,733
Yeah.
351
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:29,693
Fianna wants the map.
352
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,570
Or maybe she still wants me.
353
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:35,032
How foolish of me.
I'm bringing her both those things.
354
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:36,658
Penelope.
355
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,327
I can't die now.
356
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:39,786
Okay.
357
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,705
I haven't done anything with my life
358
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:46,043
except making shrubs and,
you know, stealing a few vases.
359
00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:51,590
I have never done
anything important in my life.
360
00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:56,887
Bittelig, you're obsessing over this,
361
00:18:56,887 --> 00:19:00,682
and that might be the distraction
that puts you at risk.
362
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:04,269
And I really can't lose you.
363
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,148
Really?
364
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,608
Yes.
365
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:12,277
So, not bossy.
366
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,321
Sensitive with good advice.
367
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,656
Yes.
368
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,241
Go find the kids.
369
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,745
- Right now. Do it now.
- Oh, yeah. Thank you.
370
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:23,497
And be careful.
371
00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:26,667
I was wondering, have the pair of you
seen two scruffy children?
372
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:27,668
Scruffy kids?
373
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,962
- Round here?
- Yeah, round here.
374
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:31,588
There's lots of scruffy kids round here.
375
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:35,050
Oh, yeah. They've all been dragged up
instead of brought up.
376
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,426
That's not right.
377
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:46,019
Michael Jordan.
378
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,023
Lefty.
379
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,694
This is a good day. This moment.
380
00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:55,696
It's a great moment.
381
00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:57,406
Yeah, freakin' ace moment.
382
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,748
Uh-oh. I led her here.
383
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:12,421
Thank you so much, Da-- Mikey.
384
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,382
It's been the best day of my life.
Thank you so much.
385
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,885
All right, mate. Calm down.
We'll hang out again.
386
00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:21,013
We will, but I won't see you
as much, or you'll be distracted.
387
00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:22,431
Why won't I see you as much?
388
00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:24,224
Work commitments.
389
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,475
Work commitments?
390
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,561
I've got to go. I love you.
391
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,731
Who the hell is that?
392
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:33,650
- It's a demon. Go inside.
- Whatever.
393
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:37,613
She's after me and my friends.
Remember her.
394
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,031
Give me the map!
395
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,532
Duck!
396
00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:47,414
- What?
- Remember!
397
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,792
Be afraid! Remember!
398
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:51,752
Dad!
399
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,719
What did May say next?
400
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:02,262
She said yes.
401
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:05,307
- No.
- She did. Absolutely.
402
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:09,102
You all right, lad?
403
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,650
- You've gone quite pale.
- He has, hasn't he?
404
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,904
- What's the matter? What?
- Elsie, Sid, I have to go.
405
00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:25,077
She's here.
406
00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:29,540
I thought you wanted to hear
about Winnie's piles.
407
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:51,436
Oh, no.
408
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,523
Is this when I die?
409
00:21:54,523 --> 00:21:56,066
Yeah, probably.
410
00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:00,696
Sorry for practicing graffiti
on the bathroom wall and lounge wall.
411
00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:04,241
Sorry for calling Mrs. Fitzroy the B word
and saying I learned it from you.
412
00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:05,868
Even though I did learn it from you.
413
00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:11,081
- Hiya.
- Hello.
414
00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:14,042
We're from Social Services.
You called us about a child in distress?
415
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:17,588
Yeah. She turned up
very dirty and confused.
416
00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:20,507
You did the right thing
calling us. We'll take care of her.
417
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,426
Yeah. I mean,
she's brushing her teeth with sticks.
418
00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:23,343
Sticks?
419
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:26,763
Love, got someone here to help you.
420
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:30,976
Saff, what are you doing?
421
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:32,603
It's our mum.
422
00:22:32,603 --> 00:22:35,022
- I wanna bring her with us.
- You can't.
423
00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:38,025
She has to live her life,
or we might not be born.
424
00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:39,943
I wanna save her, Kevin.
425
00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:43,864
Oh, no.
426
00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:48,202
Let Lisa go. And come with us, love.
427
00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:50,746
Yeah. We understand
that you've lost your mummy.
428
00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:53,749
But you wouldn't want Lisa
to lose her mummy as well, would you?
429
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:02,758
Can I give you a hug?
430
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,429
Love you so much.
431
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,140
Okay, let her go, please.
432
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,311
Saff, gotta go now. Love you, Mum.
433
00:23:14,311 --> 00:23:16,605
Nice to meet you.
I'll see you once when I'm a baby.
434
00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:17,606
These kids need help.
435
00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:19,525
- Come back here!
- Nanna seems nice.
436
00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:21,026
She's a grass!
437
00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:26,782
Oi, demon!
438
00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:28,909
- Saff!
- Remember me?
439
00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:31,870
Have a go if you think you're hard enough!
440
00:23:31,870 --> 00:23:33,080
Saff! No.
441
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:34,581
Run!
442
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:39,711
You minger!
443
00:24:02,234 --> 00:24:03,402
Widgit!
444
00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:04,486
Fianna!
445
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,613
You've got something I want.
446
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:09,032
I told you. You and I are over.
447
00:24:09,658 --> 00:24:11,618
When I first met you,
I was a different man.
448
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:12,619
The map.
449
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:15,539
The ma-- Yeah, no, you can't have that.
450
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,002
- Can we run slower? We're gonna stitch.
- Run, Kevin!
451
00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:28,594
I'm terribly sorry. That's my fault
for bumping into you there.
452
00:24:34,183 --> 00:24:35,184
What?
453
00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:39,021
Kevin! We found you, and you, "Paprika."
454
00:24:39,021 --> 00:24:40,731
- Saffron.
- Whatever.
455
00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:42,399
That was brave.
456
00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:45,194
That was actually brave.
I'm not gonna make a big deal of it.
457
00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:48,530
I did something brave. I don't wanna make
a big deal. I just did it.
458
00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:50,365
Fianna!
459
00:24:52,618 --> 00:24:54,745
Fiannas. There's t--
460
00:24:56,872 --> 00:24:58,040
We need to get out of here now!
461
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,083
Well, we may have made a mistake
by hiding in here.
462
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,127
- Because I think we're trapped.
- What?
463
00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,504
There's a back door!
464
00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:07,424
Hey, you run, you run,
and you run! And I'll fight her!
465
00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:10,427
- No!
- No, Bittelig! I'm not being bossy.
466
00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:11,970
But no, Bittelig!
467
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:14,515
Yes! I want to do something important.
468
00:25:14,515 --> 00:25:17,100
Maybe this is it! Come on!
469
00:25:20,521 --> 00:25:21,396
Careful!
470
00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:23,357
- Go!
- Go, go, go.
471
00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:26,860
- Who are you?
- Who are you?
472
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:29,238
Come on, bring it on! Yeah!
473
00:25:29,238 --> 00:25:30,781
That's all you got?
474
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:34,326
Run!
475
00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:36,745
- Is he going to be okay?
- Can't we just give 'em the map?
476
00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:38,038
- No!
- No!
477
00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:40,082
- We can't let Pure Evil get the map!
- No.
478
00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:43,335
We have to leave him.
479
00:25:48,173 --> 00:25:51,260
Okay, did you save them?
Did it work? Where are they?
480
00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:53,303
Our parents were just kids.
481
00:25:55,264 --> 00:25:57,558
You brought us to the wrong time, genius!
482
00:25:57,558 --> 00:26:01,103
Well, we have to leave this time
before the Fiannas catch up to us.
483
00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:02,479
Well, what about Bittelig?
484
00:26:03,522 --> 00:26:04,648
Fianna!
485
00:26:07,192 --> 00:26:09,403
No, sorry, it's just an angsty youth.
486
00:26:10,112 --> 00:26:13,115
We need to warn ourselves
so we can save the kids from Fianna.
487
00:26:13,115 --> 00:26:14,533
Do you know how to do that?
488
00:26:14,533 --> 00:26:17,995
Well, I told myself my understanding
of the map is greater than I realize.
489
00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:18,954
Is it?
490
00:26:18,954 --> 00:26:20,289
No.
491
00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:23,166
Time folds. Time f--
492
00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:26,295
Time folds.
493
00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:28,672
Time folds, it's a double meaning.
494
00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:30,841
Time folds into itself,
495
00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:33,468
and these particular portals
are opened by folds in the map!
496
00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:37,514
And if I turn back this clock symbol
to the Ice Age time,
497
00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:39,391
then open the fold on the map,
498
00:26:39,892 --> 00:26:42,019
time folds.
499
00:26:43,228 --> 00:26:44,605
Oh, my goodness!
500
00:26:44,605 --> 00:26:47,566
Right, remember,
the portal is only open briefly. S--
501
00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:49,818
- Okay, good.
- We need to discuss this more.
502
00:26:49,818 --> 00:26:52,863
No! Stop discussing it, and go now!
503
00:26:52,863 --> 00:26:55,240
- Oh, my God!
- Is that our future selves?
504
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,576
- My self-image.
- Why are we so sweaty?
505
00:26:57,576 --> 00:26:59,244
Long story, no time.
506
00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:02,080
- Where am I?
- Those kids. They're in danger.
507
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,874
- Oh, hell.
- Yes, hell.
508
00:27:03,874 --> 00:27:05,083
I'm really scared.
509
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,044
No! You're incredibly brave!
510
00:27:07,044 --> 00:27:09,379
Your personal contribution is important!
511
00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,548
- Wow, really?
- Yes! Ah, damn!
512
00:27:11,548 --> 00:27:13,425
Why aren't I with you?
513
00:27:14,176 --> 00:27:17,012
- Did I die?
- We're not sure.
514
00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:18,639
What do you mean, you're not sure?
515
00:27:19,431 --> 00:27:22,768
How did I open the portal
that you're talking to us through?
516
00:27:22,768 --> 00:27:26,480
Your understanding of the map
is greater than you realize.
517
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:31,777
- Is it?
- Yes! Time folds! Do you get it?
518
00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:35,405
No, I'm not getting it, no.
519
00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:38,909
- What happened to us?
- What do you mean, you're not sure?
520
00:27:38,909 --> 00:27:42,204
No! No more questions.
You have to go now. Go!
521
00:27:42,204 --> 00:27:44,998
- Okay. Calm down.
- Hey. Wait!
522
00:27:49,211 --> 00:27:50,712
Why does everybody keep doing that?
523
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:52,381
You look like my ex!
524
00:27:52,381 --> 00:27:54,049
Lucky man.
525
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,470
Damn, I just had to tell myself
I was brave, didn't I? What a show-off!
526
00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:00,472
And I said "time folds" again.
527
00:28:00,472 --> 00:28:02,391
We had the exact same conversation.
528
00:28:02,391 --> 00:28:04,685
No, I was not as bossy.
529
00:28:04,685 --> 00:28:05,769
Hey, guys.
530
00:28:06,478 --> 00:28:07,813
You're alive!
531
00:28:07,813 --> 00:28:09,648
- Of course.
- I thought you were dead.
532
00:28:09,648 --> 00:28:10,858
You were fighting two Fiannas.
533
00:28:10,858 --> 00:28:13,443
Oh, yeah. I thought
the two of them were going to win.
534
00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:17,281
By the way, Fianna,
your ex-girlfriend is a great fighter.
535
00:28:17,281 --> 00:28:19,867
But then they started arguing
with each other, you know?
536
00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:22,911
I just-- You know me.
I just slipped away, you know?
537
00:28:22,911 --> 00:28:25,789
- And I went to the shopping center--
- Wait, we have to go.
538
00:28:25,789 --> 00:28:28,250
Look, I found medicine for Twonicorn.
539
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:31,545
And then I got a book
on how to care for injuries.
540
00:28:31,545 --> 00:28:33,797
This is the important thing
I'm gonna do in my life.
541
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:40,095
I'm saying that when I was where you are
now in this time, this didn't happen.
542
00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:42,431
- Why? So something's changed?
- Yeah.
543
00:28:42,431 --> 00:28:43,807
Alto, let's go!
544
00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:46,143
Fianna!
545
00:29:02,451 --> 00:29:06,038
Okay, we're going to reset your leg.
That's page 30.
546
00:29:12,002 --> 00:29:14,004
I failed again.
547
00:29:16,006 --> 00:29:21,303
Kevin, you know, there's so many things
that we don't know about this universe.
548
00:29:21,303 --> 00:29:24,765
We don't know if it's possible
to stop the big things from happening.
549
00:29:24,765 --> 00:29:27,935
Like death. We've tried.
550
00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:29,394
We tried to save Susan.
551
00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:31,355
- Yes.
- What happened to her?
552
00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:34,691
She fell off a cliff
and then was crushed by a giant boulder.
553
00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:36,151
It was pretty conclusive.
554
00:29:36,151 --> 00:29:38,278
The cliff was bad. But then the boulder.
555
00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:41,949
And no matter how many times
we tried to get there before it happened,
556
00:29:41,949 --> 00:29:45,452
we always, always arrived
just after it happened.
557
00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:46,662
But we didn't give up.
558
00:29:46,662 --> 00:29:47,829
So you're still trying?
559
00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:49,456
Well, no. Eventually, we gave up.
560
00:29:50,165 --> 00:29:53,544
Sometimes in life,
it's best to just breathe and move on.
561
00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:02,094
Hold on. They're not in here.
562
00:30:02,094 --> 00:30:03,011
What?
563
00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:04,638
Look, the coal's gone.
564
00:30:05,514 --> 00:30:07,558
Wait, did we...
565
00:30:08,767 --> 00:30:09,768
Alter history?
566
00:30:12,938 --> 00:30:14,189
It's after me!
567
00:30:17,109 --> 00:30:18,443
Hello?
568
00:30:19,069 --> 00:30:20,529
Hello, can you hear me?
569
00:30:20,529 --> 00:30:22,406
Can you hear me? Do you hear me?
570
00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:23,490
What the hell?
571
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,909
Yeah, it's me, Pure Evil.
572
00:30:25,909 --> 00:30:27,661
I've tracked you down.
573
00:30:27,661 --> 00:30:32,583
The Time Bandits and their leader,
the one they call...
574
00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:34,209
- Penelope.
- Kevin.
575
00:30:34,793 --> 00:30:37,421
Actually, no.
We don't really have a leader,
576
00:30:37,421 --> 00:30:38,922
per se. But actually, I w--
577
00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:40,549
You have something I want.
578
00:30:40,549 --> 00:30:43,844
The universal elemental blueprint
of time and space.
579
00:30:43,844 --> 00:30:45,179
- No, we definite--
- No!
580
00:30:45,179 --> 00:30:46,638
No, I don't think we have that.
581
00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:48,390
- We do not have that.
- We haven't got that.
582
00:30:48,390 --> 00:30:49,474
You call it the map.
583
00:30:49,474 --> 00:30:51,226
- Oh, yes.
- Widgit has that.
584
00:30:51,226 --> 00:30:52,895
- Oi.
- You'll never get it.
585
00:30:52,895 --> 00:30:55,981
Well, you say that.
But I have something you want.
586
00:30:55,981 --> 00:30:58,108
And I'm prepared to exchange.
587
00:30:58,108 --> 00:31:00,652
I asked if we had Zoom
the first day we got here
588
00:31:00,652 --> 00:31:02,404
and you set my feet on fire.
589
00:31:02,404 --> 00:31:04,489
It's not Zoom, it's evil magic.
590
00:31:04,489 --> 00:31:06,491
I could set up
a mesh system for you. Boost the signal.
591
00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:07,451
Is that Mum and Dad?
592
00:31:07,451 --> 00:31:10,412
- Sounds like them. Mum? Dad?
- You're absolutely right.
593
00:31:10,412 --> 00:31:12,539
Kevin! Saffron!
594
00:31:12,539 --> 00:31:14,249
Who are those people you're with?
595
00:31:14,249 --> 00:31:15,209
Mum.
596
00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:17,294
I'm with Kevin and his rando mates.
597
00:31:17,294 --> 00:31:20,047
- Okay. All right.
- Oi. I'm not your mate.
598
00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:24,927
Mum and Dad. We thought
you were dead. You were dead.
599
00:31:24,927 --> 00:31:26,345
- Not dead.
- Not dead.
600
00:31:26,345 --> 00:31:30,265
Saffron, we did it. We saved them.
601
00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:33,101
No, Kevin. We saved us. Didn't we, Lisa?
602
00:31:33,101 --> 00:31:34,144
That's right, Mike.
603
00:31:34,144 --> 00:31:35,896
You cried and begged a little--
604
00:31:35,896 --> 00:31:37,814
Used initiative, is what I did.
605
00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:40,359
I've had recurring nightmares
about that demon since childhood.
606
00:31:40,359 --> 00:31:44,071
And as you know,
I have training in hostage situations,
607
00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:48,534
because when I was little, I was nearly
kidnapped by that feral orphan girl.
608
00:31:48,534 --> 00:31:50,410
So we've been prepared.
609
00:31:54,998 --> 00:31:57,042
It's her. The demon is here.
610
00:31:57,042 --> 00:31:58,669
Please don't hurt us.
611
00:31:58,669 --> 00:32:00,712
We will meet all and any demands.
612
00:32:00,712 --> 00:32:03,757
We will comply
with all orders and instructions.
613
00:32:09,471 --> 00:32:11,682
All right, lovely family catch-up.
614
00:32:11,682 --> 00:32:14,351
If you ever want to see
your parents alive again,
615
00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:18,021
bring the map
to the Fortress of Eternal Darkness.
616
00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:20,023
I will be waiting.
617
00:32:21,149 --> 00:32:22,734
You two take care now.
618
00:32:22,734 --> 00:32:24,403
Bye.
619
00:32:34,913 --> 00:32:37,583
We did it. Mum and Dad aren't dead.
620
00:32:37,583 --> 00:32:39,251
No, it's worse.
621
00:32:40,002 --> 00:32:41,044
Worse than death?
622
00:32:41,044 --> 00:32:42,921
Yes. Slightly worse.
623
00:32:42,921 --> 00:32:46,550
Well, then we need to find
this Fortress of Darkness
624
00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:47,968
and save our mum and dad.
625
00:32:47,968 --> 00:32:49,678
But it's in the time of legends.
626
00:32:49,678 --> 00:32:51,430
We're not allowed to go there.
627
00:32:51,430 --> 00:32:53,557
- Why?
- It's where Pure Evil lives.
628
00:32:53,557 --> 00:32:55,267
- And?
- And he's evil.
629
00:32:55,267 --> 00:32:56,393
Pure evil.
630
00:32:57,603 --> 00:33:00,564
- And?
- And your parents aren't that great.
631
00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:06,111
What did he mean, you were dead?
632
00:33:06,111 --> 00:33:08,572
- Don't know.
- It's not been my experience.
633
00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:09,823
- Not dead.
- Not dead.
634
00:33:09,823 --> 00:33:12,117
Maybe they changed something
while traveling through time
635
00:33:12,117 --> 00:33:15,370
and altered the course
of something you did?
636
00:33:15,370 --> 00:33:18,373
Oh, shut up, John. That's not possible.
637
00:33:25,130 --> 00:33:27,257
Oh, no. Actually, it is possible.
638
00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:30,177
It's entirely possible.
639
00:33:35,474 --> 00:33:38,435
You take the cast
off the leg in six weeks,
640
00:33:38,435 --> 00:33:42,523
and if Twonicorn is in pain,
you just give him three of these.
641
00:33:42,523 --> 00:33:44,066
One! Two! Three!
642
00:33:44,066 --> 00:33:45,025
Eat now?
643
00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:46,485
- Eat it now!
- Eat?
644
00:33:46,485 --> 00:33:48,487
No, don't eat those.
645
00:33:48,487 --> 00:33:50,030
- Three.
- Three eat now. Okay.
646
00:33:50,030 --> 00:33:51,323
No, don't eat this.
647
00:33:51,323 --> 00:33:52,449
- For Twonicorn.
- "Pennepe."
648
00:33:52,449 --> 00:33:53,534
Yeah?
649
00:33:53,534 --> 00:33:55,661
Me and Kaga together now.
650
00:33:55,661 --> 00:33:57,079
- Yeah.
- Soz.
651
00:33:57,829 --> 00:34:00,791
Okay, yes. That makes sense. Good.
652
00:34:00,791 --> 00:34:02,000
You jealous?
653
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,418
No.
654
00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:05,754
Yeah, you well jel.
655
00:34:06,630 --> 00:34:09,132
- She well jel, yeah? Innit?
- I'm really not.
656
00:34:09,132 --> 00:34:10,676
You using me?
657
00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:13,846
- No. I isn't.
- Yeah, you're a user, you are.
658
00:34:13,846 --> 00:34:16,889
- Innit? You're sus, you.
- Isn't. No!
659
00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:19,810
- I'm not sus! No, it's not!
- That's sus. Very sus.
660
00:34:21,728 --> 00:34:24,815
- Is you off, Saff?
- Yeah.
661
00:34:26,108 --> 00:34:28,527
I have to go save me other family again.
662
00:34:29,402 --> 00:34:31,572
Thanks for looking after me all this time.
663
00:34:31,572 --> 00:34:32,614
It's all right, Saff.
664
00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:34,908
See you later.
665
00:34:37,034 --> 00:34:38,203
Laters!
666
00:34:38,203 --> 00:34:39,746
Yeah, laters.
667
00:34:39,746 --> 00:34:41,498
- Bye, sister.
- Bye, sister.
668
00:34:41,498 --> 00:34:42,583
- Bye.
- Bye, Saff.
669
00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:44,042
- Bye.
- TTFN, then.
670
00:34:48,964 --> 00:34:50,632
Good-bye, Grunt.
671
00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:57,514
Shut up, Kevin!
672
00:34:58,599 --> 00:35:03,437
All right, Map Guy, show us how
to get to this Fortress of Darkness.
673
00:35:03,437 --> 00:35:05,063
It's too dangerous.
You don't want to go there.
674
00:35:05,063 --> 00:35:06,565
- We do.
- I'm sorry.
675
00:35:06,565 --> 00:35:09,568
What I meant to say was, it's
too dangerous, I don't want to go there.
676
00:35:09,568 --> 00:35:11,320
How do we get there, Widgit?
677
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,864
Well, it's right here.
678
00:35:16,575 --> 00:35:18,410
Oh, no. It's missing.
679
00:35:18,410 --> 00:35:19,536
What?
680
00:35:19,536 --> 00:35:21,079
Yeah, it's missing.
681
00:35:21,079 --> 00:35:22,956
Time of legends is in the missing corner.
682
00:35:24,708 --> 00:35:26,627
Then we need to find that corner.
683
00:35:29,379 --> 00:35:30,506
Find a corner?
684
00:35:30,506 --> 00:35:32,257
Come on, nobsicles.
685
00:35:32,257 --> 00:35:35,219
- See you, Saff!
- Laters, innit!