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I'm telling you, she's smart.
We could use her.

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She senses stuff.

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I do have senses. That is true.

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We can't trust her.
She's been working with the boss.

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We all work for him,
but that's a good point.

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- Why should we trust her?
- She's cool. She's seen the light.

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I've had a few things explained to me.

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The Supreme Being wants the map
for reasons I don't agree with.

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I can see the point in maybe rebelling,
but who exactly are you?

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We're only the most feared
group of bandits

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in the whole of time-space continuum.

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I thought you were the cherub spice maker.

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That too. It's a living.

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You got a problem with that?

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No, people like cherub spice.

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They say it's tangy.

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Yeah, it is.

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So, you in?

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Yeah, I'm in.

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Good, then listen up.

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- Bobby?
- Here's the plan: We steal it.

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Steal what?

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We steal the map.

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Yes. The only small problem
there is it's already been stolen.

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By those shrubbery designers?
Did you ever meet them?

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- I've been on their trail.
- They are dumb, dumb, dumb.

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I think that's the real reason
the boss wants it back.

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He's embarrassed such idiots
could outsmart him.

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They have no idea how powerful it is.

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- But you do?
- You bet we do.

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And when we get the map back,
things are gonna change.

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But how do we get it
if the other bandits already have it?

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I'll show you.

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Troy.

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{\an8}- Is it on fire a bit?
- I've been here before.

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- It was hectic.
- Why did you bring us back here, Kevin?

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I have a friend.

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You do not.

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I do. Cassandra. She can tell the future.

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- She cannot.
- No, she can't.

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Everything she said to me came true.

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Maybe she can tell us where
the missing piece of the map is.

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You really think she can help us find it?

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Yes.

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- Yes.
- Okay, let's go.

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Are you sure we should be going in there?
It looks on fire to me.

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This city is so much
more violent during the day.

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It's being sacked by the Greeks.

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So you've brought us
into the middle of a war.

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That is so typical of you.

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Careful with those spears.
You could kill someone.

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All right, how do we find
this Cassandra in this mess?

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Ask someone.

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- Excuse me?
- Careful, Kevin.

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It's you. We saw you last night.

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We've come to visit a friend. Cassandra.

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They threw her in jail.

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- Okay.
- Okay, okay.

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We give up.

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- We win!
- You lose, Trojans!

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Okay, we help you out. No problem.

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Thoas, Diomedes,
take these people to jail.

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Take the other people to jail,
but just for a visit.

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Yes, sir.

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Which ones did he say are just to visit?

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I don't know. I was watching the battle.

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You-- You--

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Move!

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Yes, going in.

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Nice to visit you. Stay in touch.

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- Great.
- Nice one, Kevin.

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Yeah, nice. Good job, Kevin.

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She must be here somewhere.

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You know, Kevin,
we really do want to help you,

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- but, boy, you make it hard.
- Yeah.

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Do look a gift horse in the mouth.

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That's what I kept saying,
but nobody listened.

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Now look at us.

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It's her! Cassandra! Cassandra!

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Kevin! It's so good to see you again.

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I don't think she means it.

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No.

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There's a curse on her.
Whatever she says, we won't believe.

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That's like Dad with me.

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Kind of, except you're usually lying.

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- Whatever.
- Kevin, have you saved the universe yet?

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Not yet. I'm gonna do it
right after I save my parents.

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You don't think you wanna save
the universe and then save your parents?

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We need the missing piece of the map
to find the Time of Legends.

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Do you know where we can find it?

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I think she does know.

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Yeah, I feel really good about this.

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Yeah, she's gonna help us.

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What a prophet she is.

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Where was the last place you saw it?

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- Come on.
- That's not good soothsaying.

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That's not a prophecy.
That's what Mum used to say.

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That is good advice though.

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Where was the last place you saw it?

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The last place we saw it was when...

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- Yes.
- When what?

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When Susan died.

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We're the Time Bandits.
Susan was the prime bandit.

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She was the best of us.

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Susan. She was crushed
by the giant boulder, wasn't she?

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Thank you, Kevin. Very sensitive.

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- Was that necessary, Kevin?
- That's not nice, Kevin.

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If the last place you saw the missing
piece of the map was where Susan died,

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that's where we have to go.

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- That could be right.
- Could be.

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- Yeah, that could be.
- He is right.

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And now I don't think it is.

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Yeah, not at all.

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Maybe we can save Susan too.

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- We've tried. Many times.
- We tried so many times.

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Many, many times.

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I lost count after four times.

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You won't save your friend.

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I think this is the time.

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- We will save our friend.
- We're gonna do it.

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- That's what that means. So...
- We're gonna save our friend.

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Now we just have to figure
out how to get out of here.

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Quick question,
will I ever be reunited with my Gavin?

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I'm watching out for people
who want to kill me right now.

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Yes or no?

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If you go on this quest,
you will be reunited with him.

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- So I'm never gonna see him again.
- Remember the curse.

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It's just so hard to believe her.

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Gavin is living on the head of a man.

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See, now that's ridiculous,
curse or no curse.

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Will we show the Supreme Being that
we're more than just shrubbery designers?

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Yes.

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Will I ever get over my breakup?

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- No.
- Good.

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Will I be lonely?

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Yes.

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Will Kevin ever stop being a nerd?

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- No.
- Do we defeat Pure Evil?

139
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No. Absolutely not.

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Great. Guaranteed victory.

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But that's not good.

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Don't forget to save the universe.
I know you can do it. I have faith in you!

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Okay, let's get to a portal

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and find that missing piece of the map.
Come on.

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- And scurry.
- Scurry.

146
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Go, go, go! Use the children as shields!

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"Living on the head of a man."

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The portal's gotta be
around here somewhere.

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Is that the portal?

150
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Not according to the map.

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What the flip is that?

152
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Is it Neptune?

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It's Poseidon. Greek version.

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Kneel before Poseidon!

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I wish all history was this cool.

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This isn't history, Saff.
This is mythology.

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Right. Too exciting to be history.

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Return the map.

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It's the Supreme Being!

160
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Please, we just want to save
my parents from Pure Evil.

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Will you help us?

162
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Return that which belongs to me!

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Kevin, you can't reason with him.
He has a god complex. Run!

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- Whoa.
- "Whoa" is right.

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Sorry,
I didn't mean to startle you, Kevster.

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It is Kevster, isn't it?

167
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Well, yeah.

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I thought so. Do you know who I am?

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The Supreme Being?

170
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Yes, the Supreme Being.

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Is this heaven?

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No, this isn't heaven, Kevin.

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This is just a big, vast,

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indeterminate white space
that I've created out of nothing.

175
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What was the nothing before that?

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Absolute black darkness.

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Before that, everything was pink.

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I could make it. Anything you want though.

179
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Like a museum?

180
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Even a museum.

181
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A couple of artifacts here and there,
a gift shop over there selling postcards,

182
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and the café
with all the gross food in it.

183
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I can make it anything you want,
anything at all, but not right now.

184
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But can't you just go like...

185
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It can't just happen like that.

186
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It just takes time.

187
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Also, there's all this HR bullshit
you gotta deal with these days.

188
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Yeah, it's a real hassle.

189
00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:31,738
Now, Kevin, I didn't bring you here
just to chat about building museums.

190
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No. There's something else on my mind,
and there's something else I need.

191
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Can you guess what it is?
Don't guess. I'll tell you.

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- You want the map.
- I want-- You know?

193
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You-- How did you know?

194
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When you were in your big, giant head,
you went--

195
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Yeah. So you do know. Yeah, okay.

196
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Yeah, so I do want my map back.
And how am I going to get it?

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The bandits don't want
to give it to you though.

198
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Curses.

199
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If there was only someone
who could help me,

200
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someone who's on my side.

201
00:09:57,181 --> 00:09:59,892
Like a spy?

202
00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,228
A sp-- Now there's an idea.

203
00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:06,440
You are an imaginative young man,
aren't you?

204
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,858
Yes, maybe like a spy.

205
00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:11,778
Maybe a spy who steals things back
for the original owner.

206
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,697
If you were to get them
to give you the map

207
00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:18,911
and then you were to give me the map,
then I would give you something in return.

208
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,456
My own full-size Stonehenge to live in?

209
00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:23,373
No.

210
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:26,585
I was actually thinking more along
the lines of giving you your parents back.

211
00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:28,128
You can do that?

212
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,465
Can I do that?

213
00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,008
I can do anything, Kevin.

214
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,136
I can get your parents back, man. Yeah.

215
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,639
What's more,
those parents were kind of a mistake,

216
00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:39,723
wouldn't you agree?

217
00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,225
They weren't into what you were into,

218
00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:44,603
they didn't give a damn about history,
they hated the fact you read books.

219
00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:46,438
They didn't listen to you, Kevin.

220
00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:49,024
I can give you better versions
of your parents.

221
00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:52,402
How about that? Parents that are actually
interested in you.

222
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,737
You could have anything...

223
00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:56,532
or anyone.

224
00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:58,450
You can have any parents you want, Kevin.

225
00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:05,207
- Maybe you want...
- Kevin.

226
00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:06,959
- ...this.
- Come on our team.

227
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:08,585
No, come and play with us, Kev.

228
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,380
Look, they all want you. Look at them.

229
00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:12,798
Are you gonna join them, Kevin?

230
00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,967
Kevin, tell us some history facts.

231
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,218
Yeah, no football.

232
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,512
History, history, history!

233
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,722
So what do you say, Kevin?
Do we have a deal?

234
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:23,600
Kevin.

235
00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:28,021
Now listen, Kevin.
That map is very important to me, okay?

236
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Yeah.

237
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,775
Be my spy, go back to those bandits

238
00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,610
and get me that map.

239
00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:41,827
<i>You could have anything.
Anything you want.</i>

240
00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,416
<i>That's not a very nice thing to say.</i>

241
00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,001
<i>Too close, too close, too close.</i>

242
00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:50,544
That was too close.

243
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,713
- He almost grabbed Kevin.
- How did he find us?

244
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,256
Why does everything keep going wrong?

245
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:57,634
Things are going wrong because of
Penelope's terrible leadership qualities.

246
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,469
Or your inability to read a map,

247
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:06,018
Mr. "Oh, we're in the tundra," and "Oh"--
"I think it's Paris, 1920."

248
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:08,145
We're gonna go to that place. You'll see.

249
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:10,647
Maybe there's a spy in our ranks.

250
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,276
- Where's Judy?
- That's right. Where is Judy?

251
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:17,196
Let's talk about that, or let's talk
about you disappearing in the desert.

252
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:21,450
Well, you've all disappeared, by the way.
I have not.

253
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,868
Typical spy activity there.

254
00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,077
- Who, the actor?
- Yeah.

255
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,289
Who's never himself,
master of disguise, okay?

256
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,416
I think the three of you are
working together.

257
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,667
That's a spy ring.

258
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,586
I'm only capable of telling the truth.

259
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,671
Your acting is not truth-telling,
my friend.

260
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:37,257
I'm not a spy, Penelope.
You're the one with the ulterior motive.

261
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,885
- What?
- Can we focus please?

262
00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:40,928
Yes.

263
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,387
Yes, we should focus.

264
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,264
We have to get to where Susan died.

265
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,350
Oh, come on. That is so far away.

266
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:49,019
We have to travel through
so many places and time to get there.

267
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:53,023
Well, I figured out a shortcut that will
eliminate all the stops along the way.

268
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:55,317
Call it an express route if you will.

269
00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:59,571
- Is there a catch?
- No. Well, ye--

270
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,707
Oh, my gosh. That was, like, close.

271
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,709
We almost fell off a cliff!

272
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:13,794
Wow, I was right.

273
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,004
You said you were certain
we would survive.

274
00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,298
- Almost certain.
- Almost?

275
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,051
- Yeah, about 60% certain.
- Sixty percent?

276
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:24,596
What was all this you were saying
about Penelope having an ulterior motive?

277
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,392
Oh, yeah. Look, Penelope secretly told me

278
00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:30,769
to take us to all the places
where her Gavin could be.

279
00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:32,938
That was Penelope's plan the whole time.
Weren't it, Penelope?

280
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,398
- What?
- Who?

281
00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:35,482
Her ex-fiancé.

282
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:39,069
Only ex because he disappeared.
Technically we're still together.

283
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:43,031
No, no. You said we were doing this
to be free, to rebel, to live our lives.

284
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,950
All this time,
you've been looking for your ex-boyfriend?

285
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:46,702
- Fiancé.
- You lied to us?

286
00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:48,912
I don't characterize it that way.

287
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:52,332
No, it's just-- it's more multifaceted.

288
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,710
It's not-- He misrepresented.

289
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,297
Look. That's us getting captured by Maori.

290
00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:01,091
{\an8}- Look! There's Judy.
- Judy!

291
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,343
{\an8}Judy! Avoid the void!

292
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,054
We can't hear us. Judy!

293
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:07,723
It's too late again.

294
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:09,683
- Always too late.
- Yeah.

295
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,603
- Take a moment.
- This is where Susan died.

296
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,605
- Thank you, Kevin.
- Real sensitive.

297
00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:15,856
- Real sensitive.
- Thanks.

298
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:19,776
Yes, this is the cliff
where Susan tragically fell,

299
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:23,530
and yes, where she tragically
got squashed by the boulder.

300
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,282
- Yeah. It hurts, doesn't it?
- The shoes.

301
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,076
All that is left of her.

302
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,872
I can't see a dead body down there.

303
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:33,373
No, we heard the screams.

304
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,000
And we saw her fall off the cliff.

305
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,003
And then she said,
"I'm falling off this cliff."

306
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:41,340
And then she said, "Now I'm gonna get
crushed by this giant boulder."

307
00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:44,510
It was sad.

308
00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:47,304
And all that was left to remember her by
is those shoes.

309
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,847
Size 13.

310
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,100
- Can we take a minute for Susan?
- Yep.

311
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:54,686
Susan.

312
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,402
Don't want to interrupt this downer vibe,

313
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,488
but is that her over there?

314
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,156
Oh, my word. My--

315
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,075
That's-- That is!

316
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,535
She's not-- She's not--

317
00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:10,994
Susan! Susan!

318
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:16,333
- Susan!
- Susan!

319
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,043
Susan!

320
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,672
- Susan!
- She's running away from you.

321
00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,757
- She just doesn't recognize us, you know?
- Yeah.

322
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,175
- Susan, we're coming!
- Susan!

323
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,427
- Susan!
- We're coming!

324
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,763
Susan!

325
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:33,433
- Susan!
- That portal's not on the map.

326
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,310
No, and she doesn't have a map.

327
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,436
Unless she does.

328
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,188
The missing piece.

329
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,815
Probably faked her death
so she could steal it.

330
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:41,775
Susan would never do that to us.

331
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,652
We're coming, Susan! We're coming!

332
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,529
Susan will be so happy to see us!

333
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:46,989
Susan!

334
00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:55,372
Susan!

335
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,715
{\an8}Susan!

336
00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:07,050
- Susan!
- Susan!

337
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,594
Susan! She can't hear.

338
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:10,387
Maybe her hearing
was damaged by the boulder.

339
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:13,640
Damaged hearing?
Have you never been blanked before?

340
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,143
Susan!

341
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,523
- Susan, it's us!
- Susan!

342
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:24,276
Guards, stop them. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Halt.

343
00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:27,362
You can't run this way.
There's a wall here.

344
00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:31,533
Well, no, there isn't. But we're just
trying to catch up with our friend

345
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:35,162
who I guess jumped over this space.

346
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:38,207
No one can jump over this wall.
It is impossible.

347
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,918
But she did because there's not a wall.

348
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:43,962
- There is a wall.
- Then how did she go over there?

349
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:48,133
- Susan!
- Is that a code word? "Susan!"

350
00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:50,802
I know who you are.

351
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:55,724
You are assassins
sent by my enemies to kill me.

352
00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,645
People say I am superstitious.

353
00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:01,438
But you're not superstitious

354
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:04,733
if they're actually constantly
trying to murder you with poison!

355
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,234
- We're not trying to do that.
- No.

356
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:09,530
It is this kind of thing that
I'm trying to put a stop to with my wall.

357
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,531
Are you Qin Shi Huang?

358
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,032
I am, tiny assassin.

359
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,827
Wow. I've always
wanted to see your great wall.

360
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:18,288
Well, okay, but it's not a--

361
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,583
Great. Well, really, it's good.

362
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,669
It's not finished, but thank you.

363
00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:24,920
Well, you're very welcome.

364
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,171
All right, let's go.

365
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,839
If they come over this side,

366
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,716
stab them in the eyes,
and gut them like a fish.

367
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:34,513
- Oh, my giddy aunt.
- Really? For not jumping over not a wall?

368
00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:36,265
That's pretty strict.

369
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:38,225
Hold on, wait. I'm a soothsayer.

370
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:41,478
A soothsayer?
That's my favorite thing after walls.

371
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:42,604
Yes, and I can tell you

372
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:46,400
that people will flock
from all over the world to see your wall.

373
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,528
It's not supposed to bring people in.
It's supposed to keep people out!

374
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:51,238
No, it totally will.

375
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:56,451
It'll be made out of four million bricks
and take 2,000 years to finish.

376
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:57,744
2,000 years?

377
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:01,206
My builders told me four months.
This is so ridiculous, so typical, huh?

378
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,417
It's really hard to get good builders.

379
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:06,378
- Am I right?
- Wow, four million bricks.

380
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:09,006
- Wow. Congrats.
- Well done. Well done, you.

381
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:11,008
- We really need to be somewhere.
- Yeah, well done.

382
00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:13,218
Guards, let them in.

383
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,470
- Thank you.
- Check them for poison.

384
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,681
I actually quite like that idea.

385
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:20,809
Four million bricks is so freaking cool.

386
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:23,437
Trust me,
it will all work out for the best.

387
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:25,898
You'll become the first emperor of China.

388
00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:28,066
- What is China?
- China is the--

389
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:31,945
Kevin, we have to run
if we're going to catch Susan!

390
00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:38,994
Susan?

391
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:41,830
It's Susan! Susan!

392
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,832
Oh, good Lord!

393
00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:47,753
Is this the Olympic Games? The high jump?

394
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:52,257
{\an8}Much worse.
This is the city of Caffa in 1343.

395
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:54,510
{\an8}It's under siege from the Mongol Horde,

396
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:57,763
who are catapulting
plague victims into the city.

397
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:02,768
Gross. Why do you even know this?

398
00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:05,687
It's the first recorded case
of biological warfare.

399
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,190
This is how the Black Death
reached Europe.

400
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,776
Okay, well-- So,
we need to get out of here.

401
00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:13,403
Yeah, and all we have to do
is run through a load of zombies.

402
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:16,865
This part of history
is probably better to read about.

403
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,367
- Where's Susan?
- We've lost Susan.

404
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,577
Susan! Susan!

405
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,955
Susan!

406
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,958
Susan! Come back!

407
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:27,543
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

408
00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:31,088
What are you doing, all this running
and searching and looking and running?

409
00:19:31,088 --> 00:19:32,005
What is this?

410
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,049
We're looking for our best friend, Susan.

411
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:38,387
Yes, and trying to stay away
from highly infectious fatal disease.

412
00:19:38,971 --> 00:19:41,223
Yes, the so-called "bubonic plague."

413
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,766
I don't think
you have to worry about that.

414
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:47,896
It seems insane not to worry about
a very contagious disease that is deadly.

415
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:51,733
No, it's just like the flu.
Everybody's gonna get it eventually.

416
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,027
- Really?
- No, no.

417
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:58,240
You only get the plague if you are old,
and we are just 24.

418
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:02,703
Or if you wash, huh? So don't wash.
That's the big one.

419
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:03,787
He's washing.

420
00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:06,206
Yes, but in urine.

421
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,333
Yes. Oh, yes.

422
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,710
- No.
- Yes.

423
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:13,297
Guaranteed bubonic plague protection,
100%.

424
00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:15,048
Follow me for more great tips.

425
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,216
On what?

426
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,885
On foot. Follow me on foot.

427
00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:19,887
Just down there, to the left.
My shop is there.

428
00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:22,055
- No. We are not going to follow.
- We have carpets for you.

429
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,682
You will enjoy. Come, come, come.

430
00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:28,937
Susan! Come back. It's us. Susan!

431
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,235
Susan!

432
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,362
Susan, you can't-- Susan.

433
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,074
Susan, it's us.

434
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,160
Susan!

435
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,247
It's harder to find you
if you keep running away.

436
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,459
Susan!

437
00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:56,757
- Susan, it's us. It is.
- Susan.

438
00:20:56,757 --> 00:21:00,719
I know it's you
because you can't take a hint!

439
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,263
I quit, okay?

440
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,265
I'm not a bandit anymore.

441
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:06,892
Susan would never say that.

442
00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:09,269
- I'm Susan!
- What have you done with the real Susan?

443
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,437
I'm Susan,

444
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:14,191
and I'm just trying to get somewhere,
and I don't want you to follow.

445
00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:16,985
Leave me alone.

446
00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:23,408
I--

447
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,577
I don't understand.

448
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,374
Excuse me, everyone.

449
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,668
I have something very important to say.

450
00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:35,587
Wait a minute.

451
00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:43,637
Wait a minute. What was that cough?

452
00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:46,181
That was just me clearing my throat.

453
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:48,725
I'm about to deliver an oration,
you know, like this.

454
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:55,274
Alto, outsiders suspected of
bringing in the plague were killed.

455
00:21:55,274 --> 00:21:57,025
- Well-- But we don't have the plague.
- No.

456
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,277
Did you hear that?

457
00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:02,364
I think these intruders
might have brought in the plague

458
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,283
that I don't believe is a real thing.

459
00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:05,742
What? No, people.

460
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:08,579
Don't kill us because you think
we have a fatal disease.

461
00:22:08,579 --> 00:22:11,957
Let the fatal disease
you think we have do that for you.

462
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:18,964
- No. I shouldn't have said--
- No.

463
00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:24,428
It's the bodies that are being catapulted
in that have the plague, not us.

464
00:22:24,428 --> 00:22:25,596
Not us. Widgit--

465
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,725
Oh, dear.

466
00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:35,105
So weird.

467
00:22:35,606 --> 00:22:37,107
Don't kill us.

468
00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:40,319
- Come on then.
- Susan.

469
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,780
What must that be?

470
00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:57,294
Oh, yeah. Susan came to save us.

471
00:22:57,294 --> 00:22:59,630
I knew she wouldn't
let us get mauled by a mob.

472
00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:02,591
I knew she was joking
about not wanting us to follow her.

473
00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:04,051
She's got a great sense of humor.

474
00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:06,345
Susan! Where is she?

475
00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:08,222
Susan!

476
00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:10,974
I bet your fake mate is in that house.

477
00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:14,478
Well, why do you think that?

478
00:23:15,062 --> 00:23:17,314
'Cause it's the only place here? Duh.

479
00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:19,525
Well, no, I was gonna say that. Let's go.

480
00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:23,403
What if the Supreme Being's in there,
and he's in the form of Zeus?

481
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:25,656
This could be a trap set up by the spy.

482
00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:27,449
My sister's not the spy.

483
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:30,869
Things were going wrong
long before she even came here.

484
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:33,038
Pretty much since you turned up actually.

485
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:34,623
Yeah, Kevin's probably the spy.

486
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:39,002
Okay. Susan will know
who the spy is, okay?

487
00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:42,965
And let's just get to the bottom of
this not-wanting-to-be-a-bandit nonsense.

488
00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:54,852
Gavin?

489
00:23:57,104 --> 00:23:58,188
I don't believe it. I--

490
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:02,568
After all this time,
I've finally found you.

491
00:24:02,568 --> 00:24:04,027
Oh, Gavin.

492
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:07,447
Susan?

493
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,241
Gavin.

494
00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:12,911
- Gavin? Susan?
- Well, that's nice.

495
00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:14,913
Gavin is living with your best friend,

496
00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:18,333
so you can visit them both
at the same time.

497
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,170
So, what's happening?

498
00:24:22,713 --> 00:24:26,508
Take your arm off him, Susan,
unless he needs support.

499
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:28,886
But even if he does need support,
I will support him.

500
00:24:28,886 --> 00:24:29,970
Go away.

501
00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:32,848
Penelope, I love Susan.

502
00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:35,309
And I love Gavin.

503
00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:37,603
No, but I've--

504
00:24:37,603 --> 00:24:40,689
I've been traveling
through time to find you

505
00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:44,193
and to show you what I could do,
who I could be.

506
00:24:44,193 --> 00:24:45,944
And that's good for you.

507
00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:49,990
No, f-- Not-- No, for you.
It's for you. Not me, you.

508
00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:56,288
And then instead,
this bandit, this thief, she--

509
00:24:56,288 --> 00:24:59,333
You stole my one true love.

510
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:01,168
Penelope, I'm not a piece of treasure.

511
00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:03,587
You were to me.

512
00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:06,507
You were the greatest treasure
in the universe.

513
00:25:07,174 --> 00:25:09,510
We didn't know how to tell you,
so I ran away.

514
00:25:10,135 --> 00:25:11,887
No-- No, I--

515
00:25:11,887 --> 00:25:17,893
I risked my life to collect all
the world's greatest riches for you.

516
00:25:17,893 --> 00:25:21,188
Look, s-- I have them here. See?

517
00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:24,566
If you look at it, it's for you.
Just look at all of this.

518
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:28,445
This is cutlery from Georgian Times,
f-- the Earl of Sandwich.

519
00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:29,530
And then this is--

520
00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:34,910
Look at the gold and rubies from
Mansa Musa and the Sultan of Cairo.

521
00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:37,037
This is a dinosaur tooth.

522
00:25:37,037 --> 00:25:38,830
Are you telling me you don't want this?

523
00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:40,916
Penelope, I never wanted treasure.

524
00:25:42,543 --> 00:25:46,213
All I ever wanted was your time,
and you spent it on other things.

525
00:25:47,381 --> 00:25:49,424
Guess you don't want
this picture of you then?

526
00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:57,182
Is that supposed to be me?

527
00:25:58,225 --> 00:25:59,893
It is you, right?

528
00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:05,274
No, that-- I think you were only seeing
what you wanted, Penelope.

529
00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:11,655
But actually thinking about it,
this could be a really cool necklace.

530
00:26:11,655 --> 00:26:13,824
No, you can't have that now.

531
00:26:13,824 --> 00:26:15,450
What is going on here?

532
00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:18,745
Look, I faked my death
so I could get away from you.

533
00:26:19,663 --> 00:26:23,542
And I stole a piece of the map
so that you'd never find me here.

534
00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:28,672
I can understand why you'd
want to get away from Penelope,

535
00:26:28,672 --> 00:26:30,632
but why would you
want to get away from us?

536
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:33,427
Yeah. Once a bandit,
always a bandit, right?

537
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:35,721
Get real, guys.

538
00:26:35,721 --> 00:26:37,723
Like, what did we ever do apart from,

539
00:26:37,723 --> 00:26:42,102
you know, almost getting killed a lot
and failing to steal?

540
00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:45,689
Like, I just wanted to be with Gav,
but you mob held me back.

541
00:26:47,024 --> 00:26:48,025
Okay.

542
00:26:48,734 --> 00:26:51,820
Well, we did manage
to get some stuff, but I...

543
00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:54,823
But what? That's your whole haul.

544
00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:56,658
And where's Judy?

545
00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:58,368
She got lost in the void.

546
00:26:59,411 --> 00:27:00,495
Ran away, more like.

547
00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:02,331
You're not Time Bandits.

548
00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:06,627
You're just hapless history tourists.

549
00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:08,587
What's the point of youse?

550
00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,798
You haven't done anything
we set out to do.

551
00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:18,388
Yeah. No, that's true.

552
00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:21,975
We haven't done
any of the things we set out to do.

553
00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,560
What is the point of us?

554
00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:26,230
Maybe we should all do a Susan

555
00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:30,859
and take a bit off of the map
and split up,

556
00:27:30,859 --> 00:27:33,654
and then we'll never
have to see each other ever again.

557
00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:45,249
Penelope.

558
00:27:47,251 --> 00:27:51,046
Gavin might not need you, but I do.
I really do.

559
00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:41,221
Thank you, Kevin.

560
00:28:48,145 --> 00:28:49,354
Susan's right.

561
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:52,149
We haven't done any of the things
we've set out to do,

562
00:28:53,609 --> 00:28:55,277
but we've done other things.

563
00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:57,696
What's the point of us?

564
00:28:57,696 --> 00:29:02,534
We're a band, a group,
some people together.

565
00:29:03,368 --> 00:29:07,164
Yeah. Some people together, yeah.
Very true. Not denying that.

566
00:29:07,164 --> 00:29:08,665
I'm not finished.

567
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:11,168
We're a team.

568
00:29:12,002 --> 00:29:13,962
We look out for each other.

569
00:29:13,962 --> 00:29:16,924
That's our point. That's what we've done.

570
00:29:16,924 --> 00:29:20,260
We don't need to impress people
who don't care about us.

571
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:24,723
We care about each other,
even the newest members of our team.

572
00:29:26,225 --> 00:29:29,019
That's why we're going to help them
save their parents

573
00:29:30,729 --> 00:29:34,983
by taking them to just outside
the most dangerous place in the universe.

574
00:29:37,569 --> 00:29:44,034
Penelope, I will follow you to the doorway
of the Fortress of Eternal Darkness.

575
00:29:44,034 --> 00:29:47,037
So will I, all the way
to the entrance and no further.

576
00:29:47,037 --> 00:29:49,081
Me three.
I'll happily go all the way there,

577
00:29:49,081 --> 00:29:51,875
but not inside because I'm too afraid.

578
00:29:52,918 --> 00:29:56,421
Okay. Susan, we need
that piece of the map you took

579
00:29:56,421 --> 00:29:58,757
so we can find our way
to the Time of Legends.

580
00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:02,719
You don't need the map
to find the Time of Legends, you numpties.

581
00:30:02,719 --> 00:30:04,388
You're already in it.

582
00:30:08,851 --> 00:30:10,143
Earthquake!

583
00:30:11,061 --> 00:30:12,145
Earthquake!

584
00:30:16,233 --> 00:30:18,277
What is this?

585
00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:20,362
Kevin! Careful!

586
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,918
What on earth is that?

587
00:30:34,918 --> 00:30:38,172
- That's just Hen.
- You live on a giant's head?

588
00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:44,094
"Living on the head of a man."