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《時光大盜》

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亨,你好,我是彼特利

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我跟你說,我懂你的感受

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- 啊?
- 就是長得這麼大

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我也有一樣的問題

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最常見的問題是頭總是會撞到門

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對吧?

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嗨,亨,我是凱文哈德克

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你好,“凱爾文哈默克”

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我想救我的爸媽,你能幫我們嗎?

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好啊,我最喜歡幫助人了

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你能帶我們去黑暗堡壘嗎?

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你沒說你是要去那裡

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求求你,我爸媽被關在那裡

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好

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好,我可以幫你們

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我會帶你們到我敢去的最靠近之處

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太好了

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凱文,那你打算怎麼做?

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我打算要求萬惡之源釋放我們的爸媽

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好的,對,我知道,但你打算怎麼做?

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就是那樣,要求他

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如果他不理你,你要怎麼辦?

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他應該不會不理我

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他應該會很感動我和莎芙蓉這麼愛爸媽

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你知道他很邪惡吧?

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他絕對沒看過這樣的感情

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然後他就會同意釋放我們的爸媽

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我覺得這不算計畫,凱文

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這是計畫,但這個計畫百分之百會失敗

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我最近參與過很多糟糕的計畫
但這是最糟的一個

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別擔心,我都計畫好了

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我們的旅程結束了

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蓋文,這可能是你最後一次見到我活著

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對

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我要帶這些孩子去黑暗堡壘

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很多人覺得這樣做很無私
我不會這樣說自己

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妳這樣做很勇敢

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我不在乎妳的想法

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- 總之,蓋文,再見
- 再見,潘妮洛普

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我們最好快帶你們去黑暗堡壘的大門吧

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- 然後不再前進
- 對

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妳還好嗎?

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我很好

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我超好的

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亨,謝謝你,亨

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各位

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喂,你們看,堡壘就在那裡

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的確在那裡

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現在近看之後,這裡比我想得還要可怕

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我們的爸媽就在那裡

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天啊

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好,我想到你們能怎麼進去了,凱文

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其實我不知道你們能怎麼進去,凱文

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會影響到你的計畫嗎?

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有一點,我們得進去

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躲起來

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不,我洩漏了黑暗堡壘的祕密入口

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希望沒人跟著我進去

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別看我...

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他沒看到我

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再會,凱文,祝你玩得開心

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對,別做任何我不會做的事

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你們可以來幫我們

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呃...

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- 不行,因為我們說過...
- 我們說好了

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不,我們沒...對,我們說好了

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- 我們不能...對
- 你說得對

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凱文,我們說好不幫你們
所以我們必須遵守承諾

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沒關係,但我們還需要你們幫我們一個忙

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- 儘管說
- 什麼?

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- 需要什麼都可以
- 我們需要地圖

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- 絕對不行
- 什麼?

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- 沒辦法,我們需要地圖
- 不行

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威吉,我們不是真的需要它吧?
但是凱文需要

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不,我們真的需要地圖
因為沒有它,我們會困在這裡

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凱文和“莎芙隆”,我相信你們做得到

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無論你們有什麼理由需要地圖

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我知道那一定是正當理由

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所以地圖就給你們吧

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威吉,把地圖給他

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謝...好,謝...

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威吉,給他吧

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- 我正在給他啊
- 你沒有

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你得先放手

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威吉

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- 沒事的,我會把地圖帶回來
- 對,你最好給我帶回來

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我知道妳有多重視地圖
潘妮洛普,謝謝妳

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凱文,我懂失去某人的痛苦

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我不希望你再承受那種痛苦

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去救你們爸媽吧

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帶著我們的祝福和地圖,盜賊凱文

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還有莎芙蓉

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我們會救出爸媽的

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凱文

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- 莎芙蓉
- 地圖

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凱文,你還好嗎?

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- 媽、爸
- 我們聽到砰一聲

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哇,你做的惡夢還真可怕

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但我剛剛不是在睡覺

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那你怎麼會做惡夢?

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我應該不是在做惡夢

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你剛剛只是在做惡夢,凱文

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迷你巨石陣,我們快榨乾他們了

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那就是龍啊

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你們就是那個幫派?

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我們就是那個幫派

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三明治伯爵,三明治的發明者

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歡迎來到開羅

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因為我就騎著一頭
天殺的長毛象,不是嗎?

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你們不能往這裡跑,這裡有一道牆

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我知道你做得到,我相信你

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凱文,看到沒?那只是個惡夢

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但那不是惡夢,媽,那夢境很精彩

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- 我去了非洲、墨西哥和美國
- 好棒

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各個歷史人物對我說話,而且我都聽得懂

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- 哇
- 像這樣,你們看

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親愛的,下樓來,繼續跟我們說這場夢吧

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墨西哥一定很有趣

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對了,你怎麼在那神奇的夢境世界裡
找到方向呢?

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是啊,你一定有某種地圖或航圖吧?

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凱文,你床上那個是什麼?

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是學校作業嗎?看起來好奇怪

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也許就是它害你做惡夢

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這沒什麼

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一定有什麼,它看起來又髒又舊

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給我吧,凱文

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是啊,凱文,給我,我幫你丟掉

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莎芙蓉還好嗎?

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你真貼心,她很好,我們超愛她

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但我們也很愛你

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別因為莎芙蓉年紀大就嫉妒她

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抓到了,你們不是我的爸媽

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什麼?凱文,太過分了,你說什麼?

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如果你們是我爸媽
就會知道莎芙蓉是我的妹妹

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你在說什麼?

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但真正的破綻是
你們從來不曾對歷史感興趣

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我還在想你到底何時才會來

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來自賓利的凱文和莎芙蓉哈德克

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你們應該是來見你們爸媽的吧?

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- 媽、爸
- 嗨,小凱寶貝

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- 親愛的,你還好嗎?
- 還好

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- 嗨,媽
- 莎芙蓉,妳好高

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等等,他們真的是我們的爸媽嗎?

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我們已經遇過一對假爸媽

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對,我們怎麼知道這對是真的?

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拜託,莎芙,別讓我們丟臉

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- 他們是真的
- 對,沒錯,是媽和爸

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好高興看到你們還活著

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真好

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你們一定覺得很可怕

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什麼?

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被宇宙中最邪惡的存在抓住

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他嗎?其實他沒那麼壞啦

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- 好傢伙,大好人
- 好傢伙

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- 對,很棒的東道主
- 我們過得很好

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非常好

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我也...我還幫他連上網際網路

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對,你們父親幫我們裝了“五線網路”

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不對,應該是叫“無線網路”

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我就是那樣說的

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“五線網路”,我幫他裝了“五線網路”

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沒錯,而我幫他改了裝潢

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對,看看我的照片牆,充滿美好的回憶

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你們怎麼能幫他?他很邪惡

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他想讓世界充滿尖刺

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妳不能因為某些想法很前衛
就斷然否定,莎芙蓉

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- 把地圖給我
- 是啊

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給他地圖的話,最糟會怎樣呢?

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他會永遠折磨所有人類

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我想要的話,可以比永遠更久

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好了,給我地圖

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才不要

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- 拜託
- 不要

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但我說“拜託”了

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不要

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那情況會變得很難看喔

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我先聲明,是你們會很難看

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不是我,我會非常樂在其中

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我們可不允許

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潘妮洛普,我們就知道你們會來救我們

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其實我們也被抓到了

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我總算抓到所有人了

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菲雅娜,幹得好

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- 妳如何找到他們的?
- 他們就在外頭

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他們就在外頭?

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他們本來要進來

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反正他們本來也要進來?

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現在我想領獎賞

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妳只是帶他們進來
他們本來就要來的地方,不會有獎賞

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什麼?

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他們一進來就會被我抓到

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妳反而還拖慢他們的速度

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我們會被抓到
完全是因為我們決定試著救你,凱文

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果然是個糟糕的主意

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我們重逢果然是個糟糕的主意,對吧?

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不,想救那兩個孩子是糟糕的主意

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菲雅娜,不是我們倆的事

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不是什麼都跟我倆有關

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菲雅娜,公私要分明

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凱文,你該給我地圖了

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你想要就拿去吧,沒關係的

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是啊,你有好好地問他了,所以你拿吧

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那我可能會直接拿走

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- 快拿吧
- 我可以,我真的大可以去拿

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那就拿啊

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要是我想拿走,我就會直接拿走

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你有辦法拿走嗎?

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00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,191
- 我可以拿走
- 不知道耶

210
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:57,986
也許那地圖上安裝了某種至上保全系統

211
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:01,448
某種至上...保全系統,真好笑

212
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:08,205
而妳跟這群“蛋笨”
卻有辦法智取那個保全系統?

213
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:10,582
“蛋笨”?是“蛋笨”嗎?

214
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,000
- 笨蛋嗎?
- 笨蛋

215
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,252
- 這群笨蛋?
- 對

216
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:17,506
對,那系統並不是用來阻止我偷地圖

217
00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:20,300
顯然是特別為了阻止你

218
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,010
沒錯,主人

219
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,304
你無法碰它,除非它被贈與給你

220
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,434
這樣你就永遠無法得到它
因為誰會笨到...

221
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,022
希望你會痛

222
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,650
所以你不能拿走?必須由我們送給你

223
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,945
我們先說清楚,莎芙蓉哈德克

224
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:42,573
我可以折磨你們,直到我得到地圖

225
00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:47,703
但即使我是無比邪惡的終極生物

226
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:50,372
我依然是個明理的人

227
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:57,254
我讓你們看看,要是把地圖給我
你們會過著怎樣的生活

228
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,344
“歐托”,對吧?

229
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,431
是唸奧托,但是謝謝你的嘗試

230
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:09,141
看看這個,“歐托”

231
00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:20,777
人是如此巧妙的傑作

232
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:24,615
理性如此高貴,才能如此無窮

233
00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:27,576
形體和動作迅捷又美妙

234
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:31,997
行為如同天使,心思如同天神

235
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:34,750
宇宙的典型,萬物的楷模

236
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:39,129
然而對我而言,塵埃的本質為何?

237
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:44,426
男人無法使我快樂,不,女人也無法

238
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:54,394
太棒了,奧托

239
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,731
好耶,安可

240
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:58,815
太棒了

241
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,611
- 艾蜜
- 奧托

242
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:07,991
他們愛我

243
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:11,828
很高興你喜歡,“歐托”
你可以得到那一切

244
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,039
他是騙子,他說謊

245
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,208
凱文,別這麼沒禮貌

246
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,210
沒關係,我的確很常說謊

247
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:21,755
真想知道你的未來會是怎樣,威吉

248
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:22,840
好吧

249
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:27,052
- 我來看看吧
- 不行,威吉

250
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,014
我不知道該怎麼做

251
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:34,393
我有五個博士學位,卻也沒有頭緒

252
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,190
謝天謝地,你來了,我們不知道要怎麼辦

253
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,608
我知道要怎麼做

254
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:42,651
我們就知道你會拯救我們

255
00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:46,321
還有,你能打開這個罐子嗎?

256
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:53,161
可以,當然可以,簡單得要命

257
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,793
他要什麼都給他吧

258
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:03,922
威吉和“歐托”目前好像對未來都很滿意

259
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,466
凱文,也許這樣會比較好

260
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,886
我們看看你的未來吧,彼特利

261
00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:12,931
無論你給我看什麼
我都不會同意跟你合作

262
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,349
我愛凱文

263
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:18,353
他讓我學會欣賞善良與真誠

264
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,938
那是我

265
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:24,943
那是我們

266
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:32,576
所以你對未來的期盼
就是我們現在的經歷?

267
00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:34,745
- 對
- 好,但那根本不算未來

268
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:36,205
- 那根本不算未來
- 但我很快樂

269
00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:37,706
我在此時此地就很快樂

270
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:38,999
- 現在
- 我現在很快樂

271
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,083
此時此地,我就在這裡

272
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,377
你想在這裡,被萬惡之源抓住?

273
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,171
我只是希望我們都在一起

274
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,632
- 好,我發現一個問題
- 是嗎?

275
00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:49,051
對,要是我們都在他的未來裡

276
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:52,179
如果我忙著過他想要的生活
那我要怎麼得到我想要的?

277
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,848
對,要怎麼同時身處兩個地方?

278
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,433
- 不合理啊
- 對

279
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,852
這說來話長

280
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:02,731
我只有一個人
所以我無法待在他夢想的未來中

281
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,316
同時又過著我想要的生活

282
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:07,569
對,我懂妳的意思,請妳先看一下吧

283
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,199
我說,“我好醉”

284
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:13,951
妳好糟糕

285
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:15,911
妳這樣會教壞小孩

286
00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:17,454
沒有,爸,媽最棒了

287
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,748
我知道媽最棒了,但...

288
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:23,502
她可能把我們的早餐燒焦了

289
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:25,127
素食培根

290
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:33,637
真是...

291
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,973
火風暴

292
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:52,906
我看得出來妳喜歡

293
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,618
妳在笑

294
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,704
我笑不是因為我喜歡

295
00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:01,665
我笑是因為你沒有你以為的那麼強大

296
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,168
我很強大

297
00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:06,587
- 他當然很強大
- 他很強大

298
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:08,547
你顯然沒那麼強大

299
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:12,509
否則你就會知道
你給我看的是我最不想要的未來

300
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,136
我知道那是妳想要的

301
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,138
我看著妳穿越時空

302
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,056
置朋友們於險境,只是為了跟他在一起

303
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,768
但結果蓋文並不愛我

304
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:25,981
我認為最糟糕的就是看著他被迫愛我

305
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:27,316
卻毫不知情

306
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:30,485
好吧,我無法讓所有人滿意

307
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:36,533
凱文,要知道,除了潘妮洛普以外

308
00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:39,411
大家這樣會比較快樂

309
00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:44,416
難道不值得拿一張爛地圖來換嗎?

310
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,169
你還沒給我看我的未來

311
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:50,130
你的一切可以恢復原樣

312
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:53,967
你的家、你的爸媽、你的妹妹

313
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,803
也許我能讓你長高一點,你想要嗎?

314
00:18:58,055 --> 00:19:01,266
也許讓你的學校少一點惡霸

315
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:05,103
我想你這種個性應該經常被霸凌

316
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:08,690
莎芙,妳覺得呢?

317
00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:11,527
不要

318
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:13,070
我想還是不要了

319
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,404
“我想還是不要了”

320
00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:18,450
要是你不給我,就可能落到不對的人手上

321
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:23,163
我指的當然就是至上神

322
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:27,960
地圖的主人為什麼會是不對的人?

323
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:32,339
祂想用地圖來消除所有的人類歷史
再重新開始

324
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,925
祂稱之為“大重置”

325
00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:37,094
想像一下,凱文

326
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:40,889
所有人類歷史都被消除、抹滅

327
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,641
再也見不到

328
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:47,479
你愛過的所有人都消失了
如同從未存在過

329
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:50,065
祂已經開始刪除部分的歷史了

330
00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:51,525
虛無空間

331
00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:53,235
我不想毀滅世界

332
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,737
我只想把世界變得很悲慘

333
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,906
聽起來沒那麼糟吧

334
00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,408
凱文,對吧?

335
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:04,788
所以,我要折磨你,直到你把地圖給我

336
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,415
怎麼折磨?搶走他的書嗎?

337
00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:08,584
不,折磨他最愛的人們

338
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,503
- 不行
- 不行

339
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:18,427
不是我們

340
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,388
給...

341
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,891
- 我...
- 不,別再傷害他們了

342
00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:25,767
- 地...
- 住手

343
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,811
圖...

344
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:30,189
- 凱文
- 別傷害他們

345
00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:32,149
住手

346
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,281
是老大

347
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,457
我的天啊

348
00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:50,209
在室內發射閃電有點失禮耶

349
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:54,129
- 對,閃電應該在外頭發射吧
- 好耶

350
00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:58,008
抱歉,我們偷走地圖,抱歉

351
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,807
萬惡之源

352
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:08,435
我最可鄙的作品

353
00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:12,439
- 真沒禮貌
- 好了,凱文

354
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:17,778
你做你該做的事,把地圖交給我吧

355
00:21:17,778 --> 00:21:21,365
別忘了,祂想消除所有人類

356
00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:27,996
對,在那裡

357
00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:31,583
來吧,小凱寶貝

358
00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:35,462
叫菲雅娜不要攻擊

359
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,297
太簡單了,給我難一點的指令

360
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,216
真的假的?你打算把地圖給他?

361
00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:40,759
- 菲雅娜
- 寶貝,怎樣?

362
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:43,512
- 退下
- 好,再見

363
00:21:43,512 --> 00:21:45,639
- 嘿,威吉,打給我
- 好

364
00:21:45,639 --> 00:21:47,057
你有我的號碼吧?

365
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:48,851
- 有啊,我有
- 等一下,這是怎樣?

366
00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:50,936
- 你要再記一次嗎?
- 不用,可以了

367
00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:52,980
你們兩個可以下次再聊嗎?

368
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,065
兩位,我們正在忙耶

369
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:56,900
- 隨便啦
- 你看她啦

370
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,778
我知道,我也想毀滅她,但她很有用處

371
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:03,448
我要你釋放我爸媽
並送他們回去他們的時空

372
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:06,618
凱文,其實待在這裡也不差

373
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:08,078
妳怎麼能那樣說?

374
00:22:08,704 --> 00:22:09,705
什麼?

375
00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:13,166
他賭上一切來救你們,你們卻說這種話?

376
00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:17,004
莎芙,謝了

377
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:18,755
莎芙蓉說得對

378
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:20,132
媽、爸,我最瞭解情況

379
00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:21,216
你們得回家

380
00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:25,846
我沒差,我只是利用他們
引你來這裡,你已經上鉤了

381
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:27,472
但我本來要幫你裝印表機

382
00:22:29,141 --> 00:22:30,976
我真的想要那張地圖

383
00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:34,104
- 哇
- 天啊

384
00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:36,273
- 我也做得到啊
- 現在他們平安到家了

385
00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:39,359
你確定他有送他們回去嗎?不能相信他

386
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,737
我可以把妳拿去餵我的狗

387
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:44,656
來,看吧

388
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:48,035
- 她好糟糕
- 他們在那裡

389
00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:50,913
回到他們的小小房子裡
過著他們的小小生活

390
00:22:50,913 --> 00:22:53,457
麥克,你昨晚有做奇怪的夢嗎?

391
00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:54,625
啊?

392
00:22:56,418 --> 00:23:00,339
凱文,我親愛的老朋友凱文

393
00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:04,134
還記得我們一起在那個很酷的白色空間裡

394
00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:05,969
我答應你那些事嗎?

395
00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:08,555
你真是個想像力豐富的年輕人,對吧?

396
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,182
我什麼都做得到,凱文

397
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:14,144
你可以得到任何事物...或任何人

398
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:17,064
你可以實現任何願望,什麼願望都行

399
00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:19,900
只要你給我地圖,我還是能實現那個承諾

400
00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:21,693
當然,我不會直接拿走地圖

401
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:24,947
未經他人同意就拿走別人的東西

402
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:26,365
那樣很不好

403
00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:28,367
潘妮洛普,對吧?

404
00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:31,912
所以你把地圖給我,我就會離開

405
00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,413
我不知道耶

406
00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:35,707
你說你不知道是什麼意思?

407
00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:39,795
我只是覺得不應該重置宇宙

408
00:23:39,795 --> 00:23:41,296
你不用去想這件事

409
00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:44,258
當我說應該做某件事時,那麼以定義來說

410
00:23:44,258 --> 00:23:47,302
那件事就是正確的,因為我永遠是對的

411
00:23:48,303 --> 00:23:50,931
但我覺得你這次做得不對

412
00:23:50,931 --> 00:23:55,102
凱文,衝突、戰爭、飢荒、蚊子

413
00:23:55,102 --> 00:23:57,062
這些可怕的事情

414
00:23:57,062 --> 00:23:59,398
都是錯誤,我可以消除它們

415
00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:03,318
第二版的地球不會有那些事

416
00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:06,488
但你也會奪走所有美好的事物

417
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:08,866
- 對
- 凱文,別聽祂說的

418
00:24:08,866 --> 00:24:12,160
祂覺得創造可以完全隨祂喜好

419
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:18,166
所有改變都要經過祂同意
祂卻要一切都維持原樣

420
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:21,503
只有祂能決定事物的模樣

421
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:24,381
是什麼顏色、葉子有多尖

422
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:26,925
小偷,妳哪懂創造?

423
00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:32,097
我知道創造是混亂和失控

424
00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:36,226
我知道創造是試圖達成某個目標

425
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:40,522
卻變成另一個模樣
但也許另一個模樣更好

426
00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:44,276
妳錯了,懂嗎?

427
00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:46,528
你們都錯了,整個世界都錯了

428
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:50,657
這世界不完美,我可以改善它
只要你把地圖給我

429
00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:52,618
- 拿來,你這個小...
- 正好相反

430
00:24:52,618 --> 00:24:54,119
天啊,又來了

431
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:57,039
給祂的話,祂會消除人類的歷史

432
00:24:57,706 --> 00:25:00,083
給我的話,我會保留人類歷史

433
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,585
只是讓它很悲慘而已

434
00:25:03,754 --> 00:25:05,631
還真是兩難

435
00:25:05,631 --> 00:25:07,257
凱文,很難抉擇吧?

436
00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:09,468
你的壓力真大

437
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:14,264
給我

438
00:25:32,741 --> 00:25:34,368
我決定好了

439
00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:43,669
我就知道你會挺我,凱文,謝謝你

440
00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:51,718
麥克,這個坐墊有點不平整

441
00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:53,387
這節目有點無聊,對吧?

442
00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:55,681
是啊,凱文一定會很喜歡

443
00:25:55,681 --> 00:25:58,267
對,小凱寶貝一定會喜歡

444
00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:01,395
- 很符合他的喜好,對吧?
- 對

445
00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:03,647
- 他很喜歡無聊的東西
- 就是說啊

446
00:26:03,647 --> 00:26:06,441
- 真不懂我們的孩子
- 我也不懂

447
00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:12,614
- 什麼?
- 不行

448
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:14,324
不行

449
00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:17,244
好耶,主人,好耶

450
00:26:18,245 --> 00:26:22,875
我這個壞人終於贏了一次

451
00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:25,294
好耶

452
00:26:33,594 --> 00:26:36,263
真是可悲呀

453
00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:37,598
是啊,幹得好

454
00:26:38,974 --> 00:26:40,184
莎芙,我們做到了

455
00:26:40,184 --> 00:26:41,685
我們救了媽和爸

456
00:26:43,437 --> 00:26:45,355
對,應該是吧

457
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:47,482
- 成功了
- 你可以嗎?

458
00:26:47,482 --> 00:26:48,567
我輸了

459
00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:50,944
我不會輸的

460
00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:52,946
我永遠都會贏

461
00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:56,909
什麼?為什麼沒用?

462
00:26:56,909 --> 00:26:58,660
祢的力量在這裡沒用

463
00:26:58,660 --> 00:26:59,661
搞什...

464
00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:10,797
- 該走了,走吧...
- 呃噢

465
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:18,805
你這次也許贏了,但我會再回來

466
00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:22,476
對

467
00:27:22,476 --> 00:27:25,270
你得去堡壘外頭

468
00:27:36,114 --> 00:27:39,576
好,凱文,我相信你一定有你的理由

469
00:27:39,576 --> 00:27:44,081
但我有點擔心你給了全宇宙最邪惡的人

470
00:27:44,081 --> 00:27:46,959
全宇宙威力最強大的物品

471
00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:49,336
我有給全宇宙最邪惡的人

472
00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:51,421
全宇宙威力最強大的物品嗎?

473
00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:53,048
有,我們剛剛看到了

474
00:27:53,048 --> 00:27:54,508
真的有嗎?

475
00:27:54,508 --> 00:27:58,262
要是我們都在他的未來裡
那我要怎麼得到我想要的?

476
00:27:58,262 --> 00:28:01,223
對,我懂妳的意思,請妳先看一下吧

477
00:28:01,223 --> 00:28:02,933
你們交換了便當盒?

478
00:28:05,853 --> 00:28:06,854
是啊

479
00:28:11,316 --> 00:28:13,277
今晚會是個漫漫長夜

480
00:28:20,868 --> 00:28:22,953
- 你們兩個真棒
- 太棒了

481
00:28:22,953 --> 00:28:24,538
我一直很相信你們

482
00:28:24,538 --> 00:28:27,958
我想,我們拯救了世界又智取萬惡之源

483
00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:32,963
已經向至上神證明了
我們不只是灌木設計師

484
00:28:32,963 --> 00:28:34,047
對,沒錯

485
00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:38,677
但現在我們可以將地圖用於原本的目的

486
00:28:39,595 --> 00:28:40,971
是什麼?有人知道嗎?

487
00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:44,808
感覺是宇宙的藍圖,我聽起來是這樣

488
00:28:44,808 --> 00:28:46,810
所以我們可以自己創造?

489
00:28:46,810 --> 00:28:49,146
沒錯,我其實不太餓

490
00:28:49,146 --> 00:28:52,482
地圖在裡面,你是地圖專家

491
00:28:53,442 --> 00:28:57,487
- 凱文,謝了
- 我就說我會還給你

492
00:28:57,487 --> 00:29:01,033
真謝謝你,我還一直批評你

493
00:29:01,033 --> 00:29:03,619
- 我們都是
- 在他背後也是

494
00:29:03,619 --> 00:29:05,996
- 那我們該去哪裡?
- 我只想旅行

495
00:29:05,996 --> 00:29:07,289
我們再去哈林區吧

496
00:29:07,289 --> 00:29:08,999
看起來不對勁

497
00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:12,461
- 什麼?
- 這是什麼?

498
00:29:12,461 --> 00:29:14,254
- 什麼?
- 那到底是什麼東西?

499
00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:15,464
- 這不是地圖
- 不是

500
00:29:15,464 --> 00:29:18,175
- 算你厲害,凱文
- 不...

501
00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:22,095
搜身,搜他的身

502
00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:24,264
你有看背包嗎?在背包裡嗎?

503
00:29:24,264 --> 00:29:25,349
本來在裡頭的

504
00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:31,188
不

505
00:29:32,022 --> 00:29:34,358
不,這不是地圖,這張不是

506
00:29:34,358 --> 00:29:36,193
但怎麼會發生這種事?

507
00:29:45,327 --> 00:29:46,328
(部分劇情發想自泰瑞吉連)

508
00:29:46,328 --> 00:29:47,287
(與麥可帕林所創造之角色)

509
00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:54,795
(改編自電影《TIME BANDITS》)

510
00:30:58,317 --> 00:31:00,319
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